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Anonymous Sat Aug 27 18:57:29 2022 No.31815958 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 18:58:22 2022 No.31816015 rapes you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:01:08 2022 No.31816169 cums on you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:16:00 2022 No.31817184 >1 day, 14 hours, 12 minutes, 47 seconds without Fauna That does it then. She's never coming back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:18:05 2022 No.31817312 File: 230 KB, 480x480, 1654979619372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:18:38 2022 No.31817345 >>31817184 Next Ayame, I never expected it to be her..

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:19:24 2022 No.31817403 >>31817312 Oh no, he's drowning. Someone do something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:21:24 2022 No.31817543 when i see these threads, i don't think of crying babies, i just imagine grown men screaming in pain at the top of their lungs

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:22:47 2022 No.31817616 Where is she, Saplings? She's not coming back. She'll never ease that ache in your heart. You will live with it forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:23:54 2022 No.31817684 >>31817543 But 75% of saplings are female

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:24:46 2022 No.31817737 File: 159 KB, 320x320, 1659996128388153.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WUUUUMPWUUUUUUMPWUUUUUUMP

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:27:12 2022 No.31817884 where is mommy she was just going out to get milk it's been so long it's dark mommy....

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:30:15 2022 No.31818105 Mommy doesn't love any of you. You've all been bad lil saplings and she has no plans on streaming again until you're good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:33:21 2022 No.31818317 File: 85 KB, 480x480, 1654670245568[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fxmof1k.mp3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:36:50 2022 No.31818569 >>31817737 this is hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:42:08 2022 No.31818939 File: 163 KB, 480x480, pout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31818105 Stop it. You're lying. You're lying because you're trying to hurt us and... and you're just a bully. I'm not gonna listen to you... So just stop... uuu...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:49:25 2022 No.31819406 >>31818939 Be a good Sapling and she will stream. Until then, you're a bad Sapling and she will not stream for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:54:02 2022 No.31819730 File: 179 KB, 480x480, cry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31819406 B-But what do I have to do!? I already did all my chores for today! Why does mommy hate me!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:54:10 2022 No.31819738 >>31815958

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:54:15 2022 No.31819744 You're gonna carry that weight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:06:45 2022 No.31820600 File: 604 KB, 854x480, sapling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31815958

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:25:57 2022 No.31821908 File: 52 KB, 480x480, 6944216106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31820600 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- UUUUUUUU MOOOOMMY-

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:25:58 2022 No.31821912 File: 121 KB, 1116x585, sapling rot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommy please, its been 84 years since the last ASMR stream Please mommy, I cant sleep uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:32:43 2022 No.31822351 File: 183 KB, 480x480, insomnia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31821912 Mommy... I'm so tired... Please... When are you gonna tuck me into bed... I need kiss goodnight and lullaby... M-Mommy? ...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:39:48 2022 No.31822799 File: 340 KB, 1448x2048, B1F447D4-2AC6-4EB4-AF9E-AD506B6008E0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31818939 >>31819730 >>31821908 >>31822351 >>31821912 >>31821908 C’mere sapling, mommy sent me to take care of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:44:49 2022 No.31823077 >>31822799 WITCH!!!!! BITCH!!!! NO SLEEP IN...!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:53:53 2022 No.31823618 last post was 8 minutes ago uuuuuuuuuuu my thread will hit page 10 then get archived UUUUUUUUUU IM SO LONELY ANONS PLEASE HOLD ME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:56:45 2022 No.31823788 File: 270 KB, 480x480, cozy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31822799 Aunty Risu's here! Yaaaay! Can I have cookies n' milk before bed? A-And can you read me Goodnight Moon? It's my favorite book!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 21:02:26 2022 No.31824149 File: 89 KB, 850x806, 1656348995864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buahahahaha, I took you so-called mommy to my tower. You shall never see her again muahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 21:52:52 2022 No.31827583 File: 69 KB, 578x811, D847BE6F-1C91-4BDC-A945-26B73BACFA9A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31823077 >>31823618 >>31823788 Mmm~ come her sapling i’ve got a nice big present for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 21:55:28 2022 No.31827722 I can't tell if I hate these threads or not

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 21:56:35 2022 No.31827788 File: 229 KB, 480x480, wave!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31827583 A present!? Thank you Auntie Risu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 21:57:04 2022 No.31827805 >>31822799 I need a 20 page doujinshi of Risu keeping males for femdom and milking like an otochichi book

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:02:58 2022 No.31828171 >>31817403 Why contain it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:02:59 2022 No.31828174 File: 153 KB, 383x249, DA10C240-BBF7-4636-AE32-225A2D4018E3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31827788 It’s wrapped up and needs to be opened starts rubbing shoulder You like that, little Sapling?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:03:54 2022 No.31828232 >>31817684 I refuse to believe this

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:06:24 2022 No.31828361 >>31828174 Ehehe! Auntie Risu, I'm ticklish! But... Where's my present?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:09:16 2022 No.31828534 Why are saplings portrayed as those little Fauna emotes? Aren't Saplings supposed to be like saplings or something? Like those little green dudes in Holocure. I don't know, I don't watch her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:11:31 2022 No.31828668 File: 795 KB, 2894x4093, 4EBF1FC9-5219-47DD-9DAD-21C00C45C947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31828361 unzips You’ll get nuts for your present today sapling

Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:12:59 2022 No.31828751

>>31828534
I rationalize them as two things at once.
The green, baby saplings like the ones from fanart/holocure are cute, innocent, and wholesome.
The little Fauna emotes are the saplings we make fun of because they represent stupid, menhera manchildren.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:14:01 2022 No.31828804 File: 36 KB, 385x290, please stop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31828668 ...I don't want this present anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:16:22 2022 No.31828936 I wonder if Fauna regrets getting that emote, seeing as it spawned an entire section of her community.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:18:20 2022 No.31829056 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 32BCFDF4-9FE9-439B-ACC0-45E53CA89E26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31828804 Fauna will get very and you are making AUNTIE VERY ANGRY YOUNG SAPLING!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:32:17 2022 No.31829797 >>31828534 Because twitter tourists don't know that and don't actually watch Fauna.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:35:40 2022 No.31829966 >>31815958 This but unironically but also ironically

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:39:46 2022 No.31830152 >>31829797 Niggas think korean basketweavers are only ones that watch vtubers.

Anonymous Sat Aug 27 23:37:34 2022 No.31832664
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>>31829056
ENOUGH!
We have established an accord, you rodent rapscallion! You shall not molest me tonight! Not ever!
Now, either read me my bedtime story or vacate my room! I await mother's stream, much to my sorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 23:43:03 2022 No.31832937 File: 26 KB, 220x215, 1526395639153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wario doesnt understand any of this

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:11:36 2022 No.31834454 >>31829056 Saplings are not for rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:33:17 2022 No.31835864 File: 559 KB, 439x498, bob-sapp-happy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I HEARD SOMEBODY WAS ASKIN' FOR A SAPPING

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:35:57 2022 No.31836026 File: 203 KB, 480x480, 568297158247418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31835864 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:42:16 2022 No.31836468
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>>31832937
I once had a dream where it was Hololive in super mario 64 3ds style but Mario was Gura, Amelia was Luigi, Ina was Yoshi and Mori was Wario and Kiara was Peach.
...BUT THERE WAS NO FAUNA IN THE DREAM!!!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:45:01 2022 No.31836659 >>31827722 it's like sad catposting but super masochistic, which is hilarious to me

Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:45:13 2022 No.31836680
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>>31836468
Why would want Fauna when you can have Wario! He is BIG!, He is STRONG!., He is RICH!, He USES HIS MONEY TO CONSTRUST PUBLIC WORKS PROJECTS!, and he has LOTS OF FRIENDS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:45:57 2022 No.31836732 File: 198 KB, 541x482, sad sapling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31836680 m-milky? milky?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:46:22 2022 No.31836759 File: 133 KB, 850x677, 1525215244429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31836732 WAH!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:47:45 2022 No.31836873 File: 199 KB, 541x482, sad sapling tears.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31836759 AAH! ...uuuuuuuuuuu! where mommy!? where!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:49:29 2022 No.31837003 File: 152 KB, 415x322, 1533436733734.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31836873 Sorry, Kid. Wario doesnt know, maybe ask 9-volt. He has a mom and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:50:17 2022 No.31837058 File: 208 KB, 541x482, sad sapling crying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31837003 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! mommy!? mooooommy! UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:51:40 2022 No.31837146
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>>31817543
FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:51:44 2022 No.31837153 File: 12 KB, 500x384, 1530660259780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31837058 It's ok little fella. I have some kids working for me making micro games! You will love it, you even get paid maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 01:10:43 2022 No.31838646 Good thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 01:10:54 2022 No.31838662 File: 172 KB, 337x398, sad sapling crying 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31837153 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 01:20:56 2022 No.31839433 better than the average catalog thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 01:30:25 2022 No.31840116 >>31817684 *forced to be female

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 01:31:26 2022 No.31840181 >>31815958 uuuuuuuuuuuu

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:16:09 2022 No.31843898 File: 1.07 MB, 1170x1348, 1661554148400804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:24:42 2022 No.31844624 File: 94 KB, 1172x788, 1533413490206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31838662 Fine! Here are three of them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:25:25 2022 No.31844689 File: 170 KB, 480x480, sJLS45LB6i.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31843898 I- I don't wanna wear the cowkini again mommy... All the other anons'll make fun of me...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:28:28 2022 No.31844943 File: 1.13 MB, 1000x1000, 1652137179115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31844689 you'll put it on and you'll like it sapling

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:30:26 2022 No.31845090 >>31844943 ...okay... sniffle D-Do I look cute mommy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:40:31 2022 No.31845866 File: 37 KB, 256x256, 1652137684252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31845090 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:48:28 2022 No.31846499

So to answer this Anon’s retort: >>31836510. I prefer to plan it out as much as possible when killing someone. Killing is the easiest part, it’s what you do before and after the killing that can change. Many Saplings are loud, but a mixture of peppermint oil, milk and isoflurane can knock them out. Disposing of them is quite easy as their biological structure is similar to wood pulp wrapped around balsa wood.

Teammates are another matter as their extra thick and rigid skulls make them hard to concuss or harm (Example: >>31813311). As they have poor stamina, they can be easily outran/stalked. A 12-gauge copper Sabot slug to the skull is sufficient force to terminate a teammate. As their meat is extra fatty, disposal of their flesh requires access to a commercial meat grinder. Bones can be easily dumped in a compost bin, albeit a bone saw is needed to deconstruct bones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:53:30 2022 No.31846917 File: 794 KB, 245x168, 1529011788938.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31845090 LOOK AT THAT WEIRDO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 02:57:03 2022 No.31847173 File: 1.37 MB, 1380x952, pathetic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31845090

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:04:12 2022 No.31847727 >>31845866 >>31846917 >>31847173 SH-SHUT UP! MY MOMMY GAVE ME THIS! SHE SAID I LOOK PRETTY WHEN I WEAR HER CLOTHES! Y-YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:09:42 2022 No.31848141 File: 76 KB, 234x407, cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31845866 >>31846917 >>31847173 SH-SHUT UP! MY MOMMY GAVE ME THIS! SHE SAID I LOOK PRETTY WHEN I WEAR HER CLOTHES! Y-YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:11:16 2022 No.31848268 File: 2.20 MB, 357x238, 1532467381954.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31848141

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:19:02 2022 No.31848981 File: 85 KB, 680x680, 1559667949763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31848141 EWWWW LOOK AT HIS BELLY BUTTON

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:30:40 2022 No.31850218 File: 81 KB, 249x409, notsocute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31848268 >>31848981 STOP! YOU'RE JUST... YOU... I... ...uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:33:50 2022 No.31850530 >>31850218 are you gonna cry little sapling? cry for us, show us all how undeserving of love and respect you are. i bet your mother is disgusted by you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:34:19 2022 No.31850581 I'm just here for the cute fauna pics

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:34:50 2022 No.31850647 File: 51 KB, 480x480, 2E72C7B5-6E18-4214-BCCD-08039A1F7062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31850530

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:36:12 2022 No.31850769 File: 182 KB, 718x720, 1648174068909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31850581 like this one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:36:17 2022 No.31850776 File: 455 KB, 600x600, icanttakeitanymore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31850530 I JUST WANTED TO LOOK CUTE FOR MOMMY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:38:12 2022 No.31850950 >>31850769 i wood

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:47:09 2022 No.31851797 File: 4 KB, 271x243, Morshu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31850776 It's ok, sapling. I can get your mom as long as you have enough Rupees!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:47:10 2022 No.31851801 >>31850776 Shhh, it's okay little sapling. Not your mommy but I think you look cute. now bend over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:49:36 2022 No.31852049 saplings are grounded, now go to your room without supper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:50:54 2022 No.31852165 >>31851797 YOU WANT IT? HHMMMMMMM?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 04:03:55 2022 No.31853333 I admire Sapling's compromise with the joke, they out here making edits and role-playing so the others can look less retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 04:06:51 2022 No.31853599 >>31853333 I apprecciate sapling posting because as gay and retarded as it is, they pump out some OC, even if shitty. That's more than what half of this website does nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 04:14:17 2022 No.31854210 File: 291 KB, 700x704, 1654134775265.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31845090

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 04:26:18 2022 No.31855166 File: 140 KB, 1200x800, 122047293.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31850776 sappthing, you're cute enough for me. let's go to bed. mommy's not coming but daddy sapp's here

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 04:27:09 2022 No.31855225 >>31815958 cringe...

Anonymous Sun Aug 28 04:30:13 2022 No.31855403
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This has gone from editing the crying fauna into various abstract art to roleplaying rapist risu and crossdressing LARP

What in God's name is wrong with saplings

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