/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura's Got Guns

>>31842114

Gura cute Gura cute!

AMESAME STREAM
AMESAME THREAD

what did she mean by this

Raid team is assembled. Now Reine's gotta drop off her stuff before the action begins.

>>31842258

its been kino all night

>>31842114
Yeah, you want sum?

>that song makes me gosling

>synthwave
Gura far right extremist. No doubt anymore.

>>31842292
austim

genk glur

Gura Cute

>whoa, this thing is slippery!

GURA'S ON THE WHEEL

Gurass

Gura takes Ame taxi for a drive and kills pumba.

Gura your JP reps...

Anyone else bored?

>>31842575
no, these rust streams have been great

>>31842575
no

Interesting.

Gura needs meds.

>>31842575
FUCK no

>meds

>>31842575
no

Ame trusting Gura to drive a car and return it. That doesn't sound like a good idea.

it's fucking over for chumbuds that don't love ame

>>31842575
I thought I'd be bored but it's a lot better than I expected.

Gura cute!

>>31842805
It's fine not to love her, just don't hate her.

https://twitter.com/Shadowcero00/status/1563595979219423233

>>31842806
probably because gura is having fun with someone who is actually friends with her, unlike most other times she's streamed rust

I don't think I'd trust Gura driving my car...

>>31842575
nope
only you because you are a giant homo

Gura is afraid of the night

I wanna go on a night safari with Gura

You know in comparison to Ame which seemed reckless in the POV, Gura might be a worse driver.

>>31842354
Based shark

Cute Gura!

>>31842805
I'm just indifferent about Ame

>>31842873
no it's fucking not, ame is gura's best friend in EN and not liking her is the same thing as hating gura. "chumbuds" that don't love ame need to be lined up and shot for real

>>31842896
Indeed Gooba and Ame have the strongest friendship among the EN girls

would you let Gura wash your car?

I guess Anya was the smart one not riding with the shark.

>>31843013
Uh huh.

Who's P and the kanji in gura's party?

>>31843013
retard

>>31842896
>solo chat for the first bit
>then some random multiplayer
pretty much the perfect survivalcraft formula.

>ok I'm now naked
UOOHH

>>31843061
Reine and Anya

>>31843017
exactly, nobody else in EN even fucking matters
they could die tomorrow and the world would have lost nothing of value

>>31843061
P is Reine
Kanji is Anya

I love these retards...

I want to take Gura go karting because I feel like that would be perfect to satisfy her want to drive without it being a car or something else. she doesn't have the best track record with vehicles though, so maybe it's still a bad idea

>>31843107
>>31843132
ty ty

>>31843089
it's dependent on actual friendships, though
for example, ina's stream earlier followed that exact format but it was boring dogshit all the way through and gura obviously wasn't having fun at all

Would (You) trust Gura at the wheel?

I guess Anya is joining the ride at her peril to Gura's house.

>>31843276
who even cares about anya or reine?
gura sure doesn't give a fuck about them

>fule

I hate teacucks with a passion.

>>31843324
Ok cuckmate
Gura ditched Ame the split second she had a chance to interact with someone else.

>already ran out of fuel

>>31843266
I'd teach her to drive if she wants to try again but I don't think that's likely.

>broke the engine
Gooruh...

And Gura breaks Ame's engine. Of course.

My fucking sides she broke the car

>>31843061
It's hirakana, not kanji bro

>>31843411
Just ignore them. Focus on this instead.

>>31843540
retard

>>31843540
I mean, katakana...

>>31843542
Hadn't seen the version without the trident before

>>31843542
That's pretty cute T u T

>>31843663
gwmbus

"This is some real trucker shit, buds" - t. Gura

>>31843542
>>31843636
holy mother of cunny

>pee 13
uoh

Gura confused valves for pins?

>>31843741
God, look at how tiny Gura is ToT

Ame has arrived.

Thank you Ame for the Taxi kino
It was worth it

>>31843917
Gura confused vulva for uvula.

Ah yes, the Gura thread is actually the Ame thread, because this board now has two Ame splits

>Ame shows up
>immediately goes offroad

Gura is so retard I love her

>>31844116

>>31844171
Ameway

I hope Shion starts playing RUST next season.

Holy fuck Ame listen.....

PAY ATTENTION AND DROP GURA OFF YOUR GOD DAMN RETARD

>>31844227
it's those ID bitches fault

They're never getting anywhere

do you think gura will start pissing herself when the map changes? she doesn't deal well with changes to familiar environments

>>31844214
Perhaps if Gooba ask her to

Ame confused where D14 is. Went the wrong way at first.

defecto detecto

very cute giggle

>>31844352
That's an extreme reaction...

Women drivers

I am so glad everyone can hear Gura's BGM now

>>31844352
I hope so

They're never going to actually raid anything are they

This feels like a road trip with Gura with the boombox. At least before the raid happens.

>>31844458
They raided our hearts

>>31844458
Well they need to get Gooba's stuff, buy a boat and then raid

>>31844458
you want it to take forever casue they're ending stream after it

>you can get out and pee
>can I take a picture?

Gura wants to take a picture of the other hololive members peeing?

Ame knows Gura wants to get out of the car and pee like a dog. What a supportive wife.

Nice one, Gura.

Ame didn't pick up Gura's prank call whil drama. She has passed the test. It does look like the Harry Potter car.

>>31844630
Based. I would too.

PISSBUDS WE WON

Seeing the car from afar makes it even funnier.

>>31844630
>>31844618
Gura has good taste for one of the best fetishes of watching girls use the bathroom.

mmm, corn

>>31844794
she won't let us hear her pee though. so selfish.

she keeps making green card jokes

>>31844899
radioactive corn

>>31844921
A green keycard is literally an item in the game to open doors

Ame calling Gura to bring her sleeping bag like she's her mom.

>I'll be fine

>says she doesn't have low grade fuel
>has over 600 animal fat

Gura saw she needed water chat. YOu can stop now.

>>31845035
Ame is like a big sister for Gura, remember the sandwich?

https://twitter.com/smolly_the_V/status/1563685660917223424

>>31845245
DAMN

Gura saying
>ya like that, huh?
dear lord

>>31845006
yes but been joking about it and its funny, watch the stream you borked porker.

>>31845245
Would lick

thinking about sending an akasupa next chatting stream to gura telling her to do more streams with ame and less with the other girls, where it's obvious she's forcing her "friendship" with them.

this stream is just the best

Gura teabagged a Pumba she couldn't harvest.

>>31845367
Yes, please do and word it exactly like that. I look forward to seeing Gura respone.

look at my cute sharkwife

amogus

>>31845495
I made this post

they set her to drift in the sea without a paddle

apparently the silencers carry a 1/4 damage reduction

>I'll show you my sleeping bag!
What did she mean by this?

TRUST THE GOOBER

>trust the Goobus
I always have

>>31845427
this is the wording I'm thinking of going with

>lewdy lewdy
Gura...please think before you speak.

>>31845648
Have fun getting a thanks and nothing else!

>>31845648
Go for it.

WHO BROKE THE GAME?

>>31845367
>>31845648
why is your response to such a nice stream thinking of the most nasty divisive thing you could send to her in a SC
I think your blain is broken anon.

>>31845648
tank uu~~

>game audio cuts off
nice kusoge

>>31845648
Do it.

There all in the new boat. Almost raid time. And Gura lost game sound.

>>31845696
Nyo

>>31845648
Kek what a waste of a hundo.

>>31845648
That's going to make her sad and then she';s not gonna stream rust any more. She'll just play on her own and then you'll just end up spending less time with her.

>>31845820
What do you think his plan is

>>31845750
how is that nasty? it's literally just telling gura it's OK to act more like her natural self

>>31845820
You think he cares about Gura

Gura had a week fo headaches and now she's fine.

>>31845648
>>31845716
>>31845723
>>31845750
>>31845758
>>31845773
>>31845805
He won't do it. I'll buy every chumbud a game of their choice on Steam if he does it. The pussy.

>getting tired
not a surprise when you barely stream and play rust all day stinky.

Why would you go out of your way to make your oshii cry? That's fucked up.

>>31845862
>yes just be nasty towards your coworkers because I said so
>Ame said she didn't want to be your +1 but she should just be your sidekick anyway because I said so
>make sure to ghost everyone else too

she is getting sleepy time for her to go to bed with me.

Koyori showed her the Rust secrets.

>>31845820
Exactly his plan, more time with us, less time with anyone else in the game

>>31845908
Her headaches line up with her "calendar"...

>>31845992
Stirring shit up is his oshi

>Still signing post cards

she is not reading superchats tonight.

Gura is still signing postcards and almost done. She got sent a pack of pens. And we got sound back in the game.

>>31846091
Never has during the Rust streams

This is the second time she's been chatting and got interrupted by a collab. I mean it's kino and all but this is frustrating.

>>31845992
why would that make her cry?

>>31846091
its a rust stream you faggot

>Wakey wakey, its rape time
ANYA?!

>>31846084
>>31846100
I wonder if that for anniversary merch

>>31846091
Not sure why you thought she would? The rust streams are fun but they're streams she doesn't read supers on

She's really here...

>>31846100
we don't need a play-by-play parrot

>>31843225
You really not gonna factor in that Gura hasn't slept all day and the fact she was off stream during that?
You fucker be like "they are actual friends, they love each other", then they have one bad stream and suddenly switch sides, "they hate each other, fake friends".
Same shit happen to Ame all the time, I'm sick of your shit.

>>31846170
I doubt it but they could be. The way she phrased it make it sound like they were the birthday cards still

>>31845648
Do chumkeks really? Your oshi is having a nice time playing with all her friends, why not enjoy it with her?

>>31846189
Are you new here? Autismbud has been doing this for months.

>MOUNTED AND READY
UOHHHH

>>31846144
I know why do you think this girl (me) told you no supers tonight? because we are smarter then you

>>31846189
I like them.
t. ESL

>>31846223
He's not a chumbud, he's the amesame spammer. But you probably know that since you're replying to yourself

Oil rig raid starting. Sniper shooting time.

>>31846246
i'm not new just tired of his shit, same with gura she does not read his comments anymore.

>>31846223
she wasn't having fun at all when she was playing with irys/ina earlier, and this stream might get cut short because she's tired from doing so.

if she wasn't trying to force friendships for content, we wouldn't have this problem

>gura lied about august being fun
>it was fun anyway because of rust
You can't escape your own words, shark.

gura is getting head shot after head shot you can not tell me that she does not play FPS normally

>>31846387
>ignoring umisea as hard as they can
can't wait to see it tomorrow

>>31846189
Anon was a fag.

Gura is killing a nice amount of them.

>>31846438
aimbot

>>31846438
She always had good point shooting but has no game sense or ability to move and shoot.

Who the fuck is this and why does she have decent aim?

>>31846438
She's always had okay aim until she has to start moving, these are also piss easy shots to hit

>>31846440
it's going to be complete dogshit, and she only shilled it because she was required to

Wow Gura is kind of shit

>>31846467
game would kick her for it, google it.

average somalian experience

Gura please... you fucking autistic child...

>Zack and Cody shoot up the hotel
GURA NO

Zack and Cody shoot up a hotel? That sounds like a dark Disney show.l

>>31846440
>>31846493
Bro
Umisea without Kobo is retarded
Because they will include kobo and then it will be even more horribly corporate
And therefore shit

There was a zack and cody mass shooter game huh

>>31846574
Nobody cares about ID.

reine is pissing me off, why did she have to join
i wish she would shut the fuck up

>>31846678
I do I need it to buy rated R movies and beer, also to drive.

>>31846574
>Because they will include kobo and then it will be even more horribly corporate
Just like they did with Chloe

Time to get on the oil rig.

>amesame are separating from reine and any to board
THANK YOU GOD
THEY ARE

This gives me Phantom Pain flashbacks

>"I am 70% wet"
>gura laughs
he

>>31846743
>actually getting carded
NGMI

goddamn it why are reine and anya still audible
i wish these seamonkey cunts would shut their traps

>>31846837
Not anymore

>>31846880
ddog is a wolf

>>31846936
gura also told her that she would eat her..... i'm super jealous

take your bets who's dying first

I'm bored. When is Gura gonna collab with Fauna again?

>>31846944
Not everyone looks like they're over the age of 50

>>31847030
Anya

>>31847030
Reine

>>31846574
>Umisea without Kobo is retarded
Kobo is rain related, not actually related to the sea.

>>31847030
Ame

>>31847030
>take your bets
I'll take my meds instead.

>>31847056
That's why you can't be the last chumbud

>>31847053
green leech woman should get the noose honestly, literally only has an audience from gaps in gura/ame's streaming schedule

>>31847131
Smug sexy shark brat. T u T

>>31847159
I kinda thought she made the sapplings literally mommy dependent on her than leeching

I wish the meido from last night would come back

Gura, what are you doing

>>31847071
I was right but it was Ame's fault kek

>>31847071
You win congrats

Wow Gura is really hard carrying these fools....

>>31847071
winrar

>>31846752
>>31846678
>>31847111
Which is my point. It gets worse and more stilted.

Luckily Kobo and Gura on their own would be powerful. But Kobo can't speak english and Gura has no idea what 'indonesia' is.

>>31847338
ame is the one hard carrying, what are you on?

why didn't gura jump into the water first

>>31847401
Ame was down for half that last fight

>>31847401
Did you miss the part where she downed herself

>>31847401
She literally killed herself you stupid niggermate

Is it me, or did Gura become way better at FPS lately?

>>31847426

>>31847401
I could ask you the same thing

>>31847461
Thats what happens when you play off stream 8 hours a day for a week.

>>31847461
She's always had pretty good aim, you can see it in resident evil. It's other stuff she struggles with.

>>31847461
She has never been that bad at fps, her problem is when she has to aim and shoot or react quickly.

>>31847461
Her mechanical aim was always alright with slow moving targets when not under pressure, this has always been around how good she was, just that she's shite at movement and gamesense.

>Big guys

>>31847461
she's always had decent aim. She isn't so good at competitive games but openworld/pve is fine for her.

>>31847053
Mommy collab soon!

>>31847621
god I hate cucklings
reminder that you fags will never get offcollab kino like this, ever

>>31847621
I hope so, they're great together

did she just refence cod4?

>>31847588
>>31847588
>>31847588
>>31847588

>>31842945
Better version, because shes knows she has exclusive access

>>31847782

why does gura's stream drop so much frames compared to anyas stream on my pc

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1563723164227878913
Koyo-chan cute

>>31847461
aimbot

How does one green tree make so many seethe?

>>31847905
Cute mayodog

>>31847905
>I thought Gura-senpai had already experienced rigging,
yeah...

>>31847981
It's her job as ChumPrime.

>>31847981
She's not a tree, she's a kirin.

>>31847981
It's just one guy that actually hates Gura and loves to spam this split

>>31848004
yu rike it?

>>31847981
They hate her because they aint her.

twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1563723053325881346
tail

>>31848128
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1563723053325881346
pls forgive me dumb

>>31848128
>>31848223
Anon...

>>31848004
>>31848110

>>31847981
its just one person here lol

>>31848128
TAIL
speaking of off-model stuff that bugs gura, isnt the bottom fin also supposed to be part of the hoodie?

>>31847981
>annoying, fake voice
>no actual achievements as a vtuber to speak of, unlike gura and ame
>lackluster member of a lackluster gen
>fanbase are literal faggots
I could go on, but basically that fact that so many "chumbuds" pretend to like her is the most pathetic attempt at diversion from amesame being the best duo in EN ever

>>31848420
trying too hard

>gura fucks up

>>31848479
I think he's going extra hard because he's still seething over his posts getting deleted yesterday

>>31848539
The poor guy literally bought a 4chan pass so he could spam /ggg/ better

Fucking stutters

>>31848479
literally every one of those things is true about fa*na though

GOOD JOB SHARKY

Gura...

HOLY SHIT GURA

GURA...

my fucking sides

LMAOOOOOOOO

Gura...

>Gura throws a grenade upwards

My wife is a literal fucking retard.....

KEK
this stupid fish

>boom headshot
>original date of release of FPS Doug episode was July 19, 2004.

APEX PREDATOR

Wew lad

GORA TYPED AME SHE SAID IT SHE SAID IT

>Throws grenade straight up.
Gooba...

Damnit, Gura! You killed everyone there with a grenade.

GURA WHAT THE FUCK

I let an audible "uh oh" out the second she pulled the grenade out... she's so retarded

.........

my lungs are hurting

That's it I'm not trusting this shark with explosives again

THEY ARE
>THEY ARE
THEY ARE
>THEY ARE
THEY ARE
>THEY ARE
THEY ARE
>THEY ARE
THEY ARE
>THEY ARE
THEY ARE
>THEY ARE
THEY ARE
>THEY ARE

I look away for two seconds and apparently miss the only interesting thing to happen this steam

Yeah she probably got brain damage from that concussion.

my levels were too loud

SOMEBODY CORRECT THIS SHARK FOR KILLING THEM

gura you fucking doofus

That's exactly what I though IRyS was going to do when she was throwing grenades earlier.

Ame fighting alone as Gura and rest have to go back get weapons.

>>31849066
fuck off, if you're not enjoying this kino you're not a fan of gura
cancel your membership right now

Watch this cool grenade trick guys, huhaha.

GURA HATES ANYA AND REINE??????

>>31847401
She is now

There's always one who drops the grenade at their feet.

>>31849208
IRyS is off topic, go back to your thread:
>>31840483 >>31840483 >>31840483

Ame killed them all saving this team wipe disaster.

god that was embarrassing, sorry to all fans of anya and reine

https://files.catbox.moe/5ei9hl.mp4

>>31849208
IRyS DID kill herself with her own grenade while they played with Ina last morning.

>>31849208
Love these dummies

she's not getting sleep tonight

>>31849291
always has, plus they've been trying their hardest to drag this stream down for everyone watching

>>31849430
But Gura isn't a zhang woman...

>>31849231
I like Gura but Rust is boring af

I legitimately don't find this funny, just sad.

>he's replying to himself

>>31849448
fuck off irystocrat, nobody cares about your whore
she should go collab with mori instead

>>31849546
your sense of humor died on the boat

Maybe Gura will stop streaming Rust out of embarrassment now.

>>31849458
She doesn't anyways with me around.

GURA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gura suicides to get to home faster.

>>31849660
Chubie you annoying fuck

>>31849660
samefag (me)

>>31849624
There comes a point where her stupidity isn't funny anymore, and that was one of them. It's just embarrassing.

>>31849583
Go back to /awat/

>>31849546
>When he takes a game he isn't even playing way too seriously.

Reminder, Gura/IRyS womenlet wrestling match soon

>>31849756
no, still funny

gura sounds sad...

>>31849781
vidya r srs bsns

koyo saw it...
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1563723164227878913

>>31849458
She's going to put on the maid uniform and let us correct her for this disgrace.

>>31849803
The two weakest HoloEN girls

>>31849846
They were doing pretty well before that.

>>31849846
she lost her shark gun

>>31849803
Add Fauna and cowkinis in a kiddy pool and you have a deal!

>>31849756
Theres a reason you don't get invited to parties anon..

Since it extends the stream I welcome Guras sabotage

>>31849928
She can just repaint the one she has now

Gura gets one-guyed. Boat comes with fuel.

>>31849756
it was endearing

>>31849916
Kiara is at least as weak as Gura
>>31849933
how small and weak is Fauna? Because we know that Gura is small and weak and IRyS is a cripple and probably the 2nd or third smallest EN

>boat's definitely gonna have a fool, yes
kek Gura....

>I don't mind the chitter chatter
dyrbi?

We won't agree on that one Gura

gura sees all of the chat settings as little more than a shitty speed control knob

Gura is not a sub-only person. She bought a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

>no more loligagging
nyo...

>ant brasil subchatt only faggos btfo
Goora will be braisl soon

But I like loligagging

>NO MORE LOLIGAGGING

ITS NOT FAIR

>>31850065
No it wasn't she legitimately has mental problems.

that blunder kinda destroyed her confidence

Imagine getting upset about Gura's stupidity nearly 2 years in

Gura calling out half her fanbase

it's just a grenade not the superbowl, sheesh

>kills boar
>forgets that she can't harvest it
rip

Gura forgetting harvesting tools and starving.

>>31850538
What did she say? I missed it.

>>31850523
yeah. ups and downs are part of streamin'

>suiciding to restore hunger
so this really is just minecraft

For how much she played offline, she sure failed to farm that one necessity. Frustrating to watch

>>31850631
He's talking about the sub only chat

>i dont mind chat
>clearly minds chat
>refuses to stream because she doesnt like dealing with chat

these girls are retarded

How long did it take them to get back on the boat?

Finally getting back to the oil rig where Ame is still waiting.

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1563731782045863937

>>31850731
gooba gets a mental debuff when streaming

>>31850538
>>31850631
>>31850762
Gura is retarded and is thinking of twitch subs and not youtube subs

i think the clip would gain me so much views

>>31850802
No, it's >>31850307
She really doesn't think anything she can do would help.

>>31850802
Anon just because people repeat something over and over doesn’t make it true. Gura never said she didn’t stream rust because of chat

>>31850802
Yeah, she clearly was not being honest on that. She just has an autistic aversion to using chat moderation. Except wordfilters, apparently

>>31850916
It's just one reason but she did say it.

>>31850731
Gura's competence drops significantly when she has to stream. Streamer brain is a real problem for her. But it also leads to these Kino moments.

Gura has recovered her stuff. Made it in time.

Did Gura mentioned the summer end karaoke? I missed a part of the stream because I got horny for cunny

FINALLY BACK TO WHERE AME IS
STREAM FUCKING SAVED

poop!

grats for the effort!