/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3198419

Mio gives every hologirl a kiss on the cheek goodnight after tucking them into bed.

Mel and Choco made out live and had sex later that same night

pekora committed murder once. all of the war criminal jokes are her way of atoning for her sins, and her place as a v-tuber is her punishment. ever wonder why the face of all lies and deceit is her? ever wonder why she's the only one joked around as a war criminal with a prisoner outfit? exactly.

Does anybody else think that pekora sounds like a rat when she makes that high pitched "pekopekopeko" sound?

>>3198419
Pekora still contact Miko off stream. They are still friend irl.

>>3198419
Nothing bad happened between PekoMiko during the sleepover. They aren't interacting with each other recently because they contracted autism.

>>3198419
Miko tried fucking Pekora during their sleepover and this is why they haven't collabed since.

>>3198419
>>3198473
>>3198590
>>3198635
>>3198642
>>3198692
>>3198694
>>3198725
What a fucking nigger. Geez oh my God what the fuck. I'm sorry.

Kiara wants to make herself look bad so her genmates look much better in comparison

ui-mama wants to be hatefucked

Sakura Miko has terminal cancer. She gets treatment in the hospital every year but constantly assures everyone its nothing serious.

They are all good friends

Ollie had loving sex in the missionary positions with the purpose of procreation with her husband on-stream

Ame is cuter than usual today!

A gun owns Kiara

Ollie comes back and everything is ogey

I still wonder how the fuck did Marine beat out the Nijis in getting her songs in a BEMANI game when BEMANI is Niji territory?

I can only think 2 possible rrats.

1) Cover got Konami permissions, and this was part of the deal to get their songs in SDVX.
2) beatmario, as an Ichimi, gave Konami the go signal. Considering he got a commision on IIDX27, maybe next part for any commision, part of the deal must be that Konami should help the holos in permissions and get this in SDVX at least.

Regardless of the outcome, this is good for holo.

>>3198419
1. Kiara graduates
2. kfp commit suicide
3. hlgg becomes a utopia

>>3198831
Bold of you to assume she wouldn't double down on it

>>3199786
>3. hlgg becomes a utopia
God I hope not. I hate globaltards so much it isn't even funny. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Hololive goes under, taking all of vtubing with it. We all get actual girlfriends and leave this site forever.

>>3200204
fuck that

>>3200204
good end

Pekora wants to graduate so Hololive falls apart and Nijisanji takes over the vtuber market

>>3200204
unless my girlfriend is japanese and 15 years older than me then I'm not interested.

>>3200204
you miss the part where I am dead

>>3200361
Who is this buff man and why is he dying with such grace

>>3200444
Geese Howard, a guy who likes to fall off buildings

>>3200444
Geese Howard, the world's strongest weeaboo who loves mustard.

Due to a quirk in the tracking software, the girls have to stream in ONLY bike shorts.

Whatever happened at the MikoPeko sleepover was 100% consensual and they are now secretly a loving couple.

>>3199000
do not post fact anon, rrat only

>>3198419
your oshi loves you

>>3198419
Nyanners genuinely misses us. Shame that pedos had to ruin it for everyone

>>3203501
That doesn't seem that positive, anon.

Coco is playing 5D underwater interdimensional backgammon with the Spanish duo lingo streams because she's actually a Mexican boli salesman named Humberto Sanchez. He speaks fluent Spanish as do most Mexican nationals and his plan is to flail around on duo lingo but start picking it up VERY quickly. His reign over the Spanish speaking audience will be absolute.

>>3200204
The good ending

>>3203573
better than her hating all of us. Id consider that positive.

>>3198419
Hololive EN second Gen will be filled with actual smart girls, who know what they’re talking about and are passionate about topics yet to be touched by others, thus giving more audiences a specific vtuber to follow that suits their hobbies

>>3198774
They actually fuck each night

>>3198419
Mori is Anomaly with a voice changer, think about it, both greet the audience by saying "It's ya boy" and have you ever seen them stream at the same time? No, and if you take Mori Calliope, remove some letters, and add others, what do you get? Anomaly

>Not really positive but whatever
This board isn't as active as you think. You've probably argued with the same people dozens of times, meanwhile you two are talking positively about your oishii in another general thread. Your enemies are also your friend.

>>3204319
People vastly overestimate the size of the overseas audience for vtubers.

>>3204319
That's why I talk shit about everyone equally
If I don't have friends irl, then I don't need them on internet

everyone are actually proud Indonesians paid below minimum wage by Cover.

Sora and Coco are close friends off stream

>>3198419
EN Management are good girls and they wanna protect the talents of leeches, sjws and zhangs

>>3204319
That's the beauty of this site, though if there aren't many people, they sure are active, so i wouldn't say this isn't an active board, that would be something like /3/

Mori's mental health has improved significantly.
Ollie is taking the first steps to improve her mental health right now.
Anya will experience a popularity surge.
Choco will find herself a good man.

>>3204319
I'm arguing with everyone in this board but in my head while doing the dishes. Sometimes I rage hard but sometimes I also win.

Ollie is actually getting fingered by Moona and Risu

>>3199693
Get Gura set up on IIDX Infinitas and SDVX Cloud and I’ll kneel to Cover forever

>>3204405
i like this one. i just want everyone to be happy

>>3203953
>and are passionate about topics yet to be touched by others, thus giving more audiences a specific vtuber to follow that suits their hobbies

That's a bit concerning.

Hololive is an experimental program funded by Private Capital. The idea is to rehabilitate young men and women from loneliness, depression, anxiety, apathy, stress induced trauma and any other forms of mental illness with the use of vtubers. With a cast of charming, sexy and chatty entertainera with a friend persona, they offer you, the viewer the ideal that they are your personal friend. Whether if its playing video games, telling stories, drawing artwork, and singing. These activities are suppose to draw your attention and attempt to put you into a massive group therapy session. The purpose for this entertainment is to make the viewer feel less lonely, less depressed, less suicidal, and hopefully make you, the viewer feel better about yourself. Whether if this program is detrimental or even cause more harm is debatable. But a massive outreach with Hololive as your friendly "therapist" offering the 'friend experience' and having you go through 'healing therapy' is going underway.

hiro killing vtumer threads in jp caused the hololive decline

your oshi secretly cherishes your comments

>>3200204
all the anime you didn't watch instead: *exists*

>>3204763
fuck off and die

>>3204782
>shit that's exactly what would happen, better ad hominem

>>3204763
jesus fucking christ who let the youtuber commenter off his leash? absolutely disgusting

>>3204730
this but unironically, hololive has done for my mental health than a lot of shit i tried

Ina likes to deglove cocks with a peeler in her free time and then make them cum.
Not a rrat, she's quite popular in the neighborhood.

>>3204740
I like to think whenever they feel depressed or down they scroll through comments appreciating all the positive things said about them.

>>3198831

>>3205023
>Be Memeable
>make cringey ass anime meme compilations
>get little to no views and subs
>find out that vtubers and hololive is on the rise
>ironic weebs eat that shit like its lunchtime
>create a meme compilation based on hololive
>get a fuckton of views and subs
>do it for 36 fucking times
>you now make bank by being a shitty hololive meme channel and a semi clipnigger
I dont blame the bastard tbqh. And I would've done the same

>>3204350
Yeah I don't think the market is that deep for en vtubers I think it can top out if everything goes well for vtubing at around a 7-9 million total people who will support en creatora

>>3205023
>meme compilation on youtube
so is it just a slideshow? wtf?

>>3204319

>>3204740
That's true because she says it herself

>>3204437

pls someone play mario with pekora

>>3205458
this is so fucking cringe that it became based

>>3205541
>impying it wasn't based from the start
This is cringe, this is reddit, this is cringe, this is reddit

>>3204319
nice cope. its one of the most popular boards, on the same level with /pol/ and /biz/

>>3205612
this must be bait but I also don't understand what you're trying to achieve here?

>>3204387
RRAT I have is that en management has stopped them from becoming
>>3205513
Pekora momma should play with pekora

>>3205652
looks like you obtained brain rot from watching too much vtubers. what i said there is very clear. this is one of the most popular boards on the site and like /pol/ it has a large amount of people that are not really anons but tourists from other "communities"

>>3198419
The biggest rrat of all:
I love you motherfuckers

>>3205759
finish english class before visiting english language forums

>>3205766
really? I can't stand pretty much everyone here, I hate the majority of the "discussion", and the only reason I'm here is because there's nowhere else to discuss vtubers and I've been addicted to 4chan for 6 years

>>3205759
>one of the most popular boards on the site and like /pol/
>a board where threads last only one hour at most
>/vt/ on the other hand has threads that last several days or even a week

>>3205817
fuck you. that does not fit into my permanent neet lifestyle at all

>>3205840
only because they are bumped all the time. actually slow threads get archived in few hours here

Pekomiko comeback today

>quiplash threeee
>well it's *ou against Me
>I'm the king of the partyyy
>*ou're just a wannabe

>>3204319
The board is really fast and active, but the second part is still true.

>>3199786
But anon, that would mean /vt/ would be gone!

>>3204371

>>3205905
>It's true

>>3200381
sorry I meant younger*

>>3199693
Wait what Game? I thought it was some Doujin CD Music

>>3198419
ayame is a whore

>>3209210
not a rrat

>>3198419
Suba and Hachaama aren't gay

Streaming is the only thing keeping Ame from killing herself

>>3204319
Have i been arguing with myself this entire time? and reporting racist post of my own making? am i schizo or is this world even real?

>>3210138
Ame is suicidal?

>>3198419
After experiencing the warm, womanly touch of Miko, Pekora the closet homosexual had now come to terms with her sexuality and the nature of her "friendship" with Miko, hence why today collab happened.

i so wanna be spoonfed on why ayame is a whore, i'm busy writing my diploma and watching holofightz and the whoreposting in chat drives me insane

>>3198473
https://files.catbox.moe/63cfjk.mp4

>>3203953
Engineering pls. I'd kill for a passionate fanbase of makers.

>>3211632
same bro, I don't get it

>>3204763
How old are you?

>>3205582
>>3205541
>>3205458

>>3208829
too late, the monkey paw already curled one of it's fingers.

>>3204798
That's not what an ad hominem is.

>>3211405
So it's true that faggots multiply by molesting other people and turning them into faggots.

>>3205612
>>3205652
>>3205840
>>3205877
Anon is right in terms of posts per minute. Right now, /vt/ is the fastest at the moment. But the others dwarf is in terms of total posts

>>3218285

>>3203453
I love her too!

>>3211632
i want these normalfags out of this site

>>3219518
sorry, bud. i can't spend hours upon hours doing reps to be inline with the lore.
hopefully i'll catch a break sometime, like it happened with most of the things i was curious about.
have a nic...fuck it, get your dick chopped off by a rusty screwdriver.

>>3218285
terrible thing but also well explained by the boards content. its only a little bit better than the twitch chats so getting a high post rate is very easy

>>3219742
why not go do normalfag stuff instead of posting here? since you are doing that kind of stuff it means that you are an normalfag. only they would study something that require writing those things

>>3219926
you some kinda Biden level retard if you think normalfagging is writing a diploma.
jesus fucking christ, anonchama

>>3220298
just a 30 years old boomer. students are disgusting subhumans and deserve all the hate until they stop behaving like filthy pigs

>>3220487
i'm 36. go fuck a cactus

>>3220638
sure. studying is for children and you are doing it so you must be one of them

>>3204478
Hot.

>>3218285
How can /vt/ have more posts per minute but fewer posts per day? That makes no sense.

The ENgen 1 actually do talk a lot off stream despite the stiffness during actual streams together. Kiara talked about a meeting they had once. The reason they feel so stiff during collabs is because they don't know how to bounce their individual characters off each other while maintaining their usual stream energy. Time will make it better.

>>3198419
what does rrat mean?!

>>3224845
really retarded average theory

>>3225006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65A2SEnynJk

>>3224845
It's a naRRATive. Basically it usually has little to no basis in reality but when you stop to think about it, you could see it happening anyway, unless it's some absolute schizo shit.
Basically pick your rrats well otherwise you'll become a schizo fucker yourself

>>3225134
thanks, I've been on this board for a week and you're the first anon to explain it to me

>>3205458
>this is cringe, this is reddit
Makes sense.
>this is based, this is 4chan
Underage and v&, I know because I used to call things 4chan in highschool and I cringe whenever I remember

>>3225243
A tip for you so you don't get picked apart too much, always throw internet lingo on urban dictionary and it'll make your life much easier

>>3224845
Pekora said "ogey rrat" in a stream and everyone though it was hilarious. Eventually anons tried to look deeper into the meaning of "rrat" and one observed that Narrative without naive is RRAT. Obviously this is completely backwards since believing the rrat makes you the naive one.
Rrats are separate from plain narratives because it's assumed that they have some layers of irony built in and it becomes a game to dissect them to determine whether the poster is mentally ill or is baiting for (you)s

>>3203453
>"I'm gonna hang outside at a ladies prison. And the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years? Is me."

>>3225280
this is cringe, this is reddit, this is cringe, this is reddit
>>3205458
this is based, this is 4chan, this is based, this is 4chan

>>3204763
You're one of the best (You) farmers on this board and I appreciate your work.

>>3198419
Flare constantly talks about Miko, she's in love with her.

Ollie graduates. ID2 has a holo named Saiko McTwist who strangely sounds like one of Ollie's 7 other voices. She lives alone and would never associate with males.

>>3227816
>Saiko McTwist
What's the costume theme?

>>3228609
full mudslime compliant hijab with a gloryhole

The annoying Orange, Coco, and Kiara are the same people.

>>3228609
Zombie dressed in blue with sword through head.

>>3225611
ogey

>>3198419
Kiara's mom still watches her streams

>>3198419
Snuffy supports Black Lives Matter

>>3198419
This will be positive/negative depending on your political stance but all of Holo EN are left-wing nuts.

>>3229411
Kiara, Ina, Mori..those i believe
Gura, i'm not entirely sure the shork doesn't have a pretty solid power level.
Ame though, lefty-pol maybe.

>>3229488
Americans shit on each other based on their political stance. Ame and Gura are very close.

>>3229411
>ame
>left
kek

>>3200204
That is the most absurd rrat I've ever read.

>>3223581
Most posting occurs in short, but intense bursts.

>>3205458
kino

>>3229411
Probably most are liberal, probably most are not left-wing.

>>3204371
Even more: Sora trusts Coco more than anyone to carry Hololive in the future once she gets confident enough in her singing to actually have duets with her

The only reason GurAme collabs have disappeared is because they are both so busy with their own stuff (Ame improving her singing, Gura on her OG songs) they can't really coordinate a collab and when they are both free they

>>3229411
Ame's a libertarian

>>3224845
Conspiracy theories and wild mass guessing

>>3230747
>busy
nice rrat

>>3212665
W-WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

>>3203953
My dream of a sports fanatic vtuber will become a reality

>>3236571
It's based on the premise that an infinitely repeating 0.9 = 1 because there are no numbers that come between them.

>>3198419
Nene is planning on making polygamy legal and marrying everyone in her husbands collection

>>3198419
YAGOO is Polka's adoptive dad, and he's really proud of her following her dream

>>3199693
Should I buy this game? Don't know if it'd worth the money but it looks cool
>>3209135
Touhou spell bubble (its a dlc)

>>3229318
No “ogey” should go without its “rrat”

>>3198419
[Not a rrat, actual good news] Ollie is a nice and sincere girl, and a talented streamer.

>>3239378
Fubuki and Calli both played it if watching would help you decide.

>>3236571
>>3237393
>not knowing about Zeno's arrow

Ame is tkmz

Her obsession with fishes
Mspaint style drawing (even with her attempt to mask it)
Constant girls last tour shilling

>>3198419
A chan is actually Hitomi Chris.

>>3236571
cringekino

>>3241929
would her self insert still be big sis?

Amelia's depression is getting better due to a mix of different circumstances
>new office
>new outfit
>loyal teamates
>and a shit ton of lsd

Also Bubba is the one who is controlling Amelia via telekinesis

You didn't hear that from me tho rrats

>>3229411
I can see Mori being liberal but not that left leaning.

>>3198419
Calli actually loves all her fans and being a Vtuber, and does her best at making plans for and working on her Vtuber content; that’s why she’s tired all the time, and not what antis say.

>>3198419
Not exactly positive but I have a mouth and I must rrat. Botan is FSB, Okayu is actually CIA.

>>3229072
Fag Orange isn't a VTuber or a person, it's a live-action webseries, "rrat" is a VTuber exclusive term. Make sure to fuck off back to your containment board, election tourist.
>>>/co/

>>3229411
Almost all western artists are. Check your favourite authors twitter, all of them will be lefties

>>3229411
its the status quo for society now its not surprising