/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32800342
He's a based retard

>>32800342
He lusts for a staff member no one gives two shits about, that's how.

>>32800342
>grooming Axel behind the scenes since before he debuted
>gets away with it
Why is she like this??

>>32800604
GOD THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!

>>32800604
Qrd?

>>32801516
>during one of Axel's first streams he mentions one of the first hologirls he interacted with was Zeta
>mentions how before he debuted she often would ask him to play Apex or other games with her off-stream
>2 weeks or so after he debuted mentions again that he had been playing with Zeta off-stream and that she's really cool and funny
She's been grooming this dumb fucker all this time, he doesn't know any better his heart belongs to Nodoka-san but Zeta won't allow that.

>>32800342
Staff doesn't count.

>>32801824
HOLY SHIT ZETA NOOOOOOOOO DONT GROOM AXEL, HIS HEART ONLY BELONGS TO THE BIG BOOBIED OFFICE LADY

>>32801824
Imagine being groomed by gray coloured genshin character and she slowly makes you fall for her instead of nice staff OL.
NTR in the making and it's being started by a woman this time. Watch out Axel bro!

>>32800604
There's a reason Ame made sure to put them in separate groups in the Worms collab.

>>32800342
Not just fans, his genmates and A-chan all know and support it too. Nodoka has commented on Axel also (albiet just on his ability to speak JP) so he's been noticed.

>>32800342
based horny retard

>>32801948
she had to make sure zeta wont rape axel for going after nodoka live on stream

>>32800342
Most of the 2020 fans that Hololive pulled in are gone now. New age motherfuckers!

>>32801824
KEK, I didn't know that. Poor Zeta, Axel is too dense and dumb, he only has eyes for Nodoka so she doesn't have the chance to groom him. I respect her initiative to get closer to him.

>>32801824
That could have been Ame in Zeta's leash!

>>32800342
OLs exist purely to be turned into housewives so it's fine.

>>32802134
2019er here and if he bags Nodoka he has my full support even though I've never seen a stream with him.

>>32802142
Yeah I'm not being hehe haha either, I don't remember the stream for the second part but I'm sure the one where he mentioned playing with her before debut was one of his hitman streams (probably the one that got nuked because he played the wrong version of hitman)

>>32802142
the only person i have not seen interact with zeta is vesper, the same person who revealed axel is into nodoka which started everything

>>32802218
Oh yeah, I watched that stream before getting nuked but I think I missed the part where he talked about Zeta because I can't remember lol.
>>32802312
Same, I haven't seen them interacting either, maybe they did off-stream.

>>32801824
I want to believe... post source

>>32802506
I don't have the patience but you can look it up, it's real it was in one of his first streams after debut (potentially one of the deleted hitman streams) and then again a week or two after that.

>>32800342
He's doing Abe's will!

>>32801824
You could see her on his Apex friend list too couldn't you? Damn indogs going after my boys.

>>32802798
Yeah.

>>32802798
he was also playing another game where the friends list popped up and zeta was the only person there

>>32802891
>>32802852
I'll give Kobo a pass with Regis, but Zeta you better back off.

>>32800342
axel is incapable of thought, malicious or otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvzO-buAqSA

>>32801824
Indos are sexually aggressive...

>>32803165
were they the winning race all along?

>>32801906
>Genshin Character
she looks like the Jew from Girls Frontline

>>32802891
i am a 100% sure this because she's the only person in his friends list that owns this game, but it's still funny

>>32803598
>ISREAL
AxelxNodoka bros....we go too cocky...

>>32801948
>Separated Axel and Zeta
>Placed her and Altare together
What a bitch

>>32803051
This one is funnier, he's so dumb...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfjRwhNJXP0

>>32802506
It's bits and pieces all over the place and none of us has the autism to compile it.

>>32804074
Did she actually force altare to be in the same team with her after she got cucked by kobo and kronii?

>>32804143
Ame's end goal is and always will be Shien

>>32804225
But Shien never acknowledged her existence though or even any Holos (other than that one Korone tweet)

>>32804305
That's where Altare comes in. He's the ticket.

>>32803165
They have to be aggressive, they need to find someone before their families marry them away, having an income will only delay it for so long

>>32804305
You forgot Shien having to reach out to Kronii on twitter for not crediting him for the Mafia monologue he wrote on her cover. (and then half assign the apology saying it was manager’s fault)

>>32804464 (me)
Half assed*
I fucking stroked out

>>32804305
What do you think she's using Tempus for?

>>32800342
Literally too retarded to hate.

>>32804305
He's replied to IDs I think and he congratulates some holos occasionally. He's just the type of guy that does things on his own.

>>32804707
The most braindead tweet I've ever read how the fuck is he ame's oshi?

>>32804707
So you're telling me he's based? Too bad he only speaks Japanese.

>>32804765
there's an entire greentext listing why, but i dont have it right now

>>32804838
I got you
THE BOSSU GREENTEXT

>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This lead to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars.
>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic
>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face everytime he got startled, and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain
>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways.
>Has a crippling ass fetish
>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it
>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)
>Once electrically massaged himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
https://streamable.com/4f5d14
>Formed a team to join a serious Vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills.
>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar
>Made the committee of the first Vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in.
>Later was joined by some chump named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice.
>Had technical problems which caused him to stream during Sora's birthday stream since he streamed an hour late from the original schedule.
>roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later.
>In the Among Us collab with all the Holostars, he killed Rikka in front of everyone in the first game and then when called up, he denied it. In the end he was ejected and after that game, everyone decided to kill him as soon as possible because he's always a sus.
>Faced off against WoolieVS as his first online opponent during the Guilty Gear Strive beta period and won 2-0
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of Korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted.
>Upon hitting the legal age of drinking, he went to an izakaya where he drank multiple cups of Kahlua milk despite being both low tolerance and lactose intolerant. He ended up getting sick to the point of throwing up blood.
>Mentioned during his debut that one of his goals was to have his washlet fixed. After one year, multiple scoldings from Oga, and a red superchat from his illustrator asking him to have it fixed, Shien's washlet remains unfixed and he has mentioned being used to the feeling of "being attacked by a hydrocannon"
>Attempted to prank his viewers at the start of his 2.0 reveal stream only to find out he was muted. His 2nd attempt of his prank had his live2D model freeze onscreen instead
>Once farted in an elevator then immediately loudly exclaimed "It's not what you think!"
>Spent an hour and 30 minutes in Slither.io moaning loudly with the echo on whenever he scored a kill. He was neither banned nor demonetized for this stream
https://streamable.com/z6hye7
>While playing around with Home3D accessories on Halloween, he mistakenly spawned the candy aura accessory right on his crotch. He later asked his audience if they wanted to lick his candy and focusing the camera on it.

>>32804765
He is very very very very very very cool jackal

>>32801824
>>32803598
thanks anons, she dropped.

>>32800911
which one of them

>>32802214
if he bags nodoka that means cover has changed its policy regarding staff dating talents, which was not allowed and termination if it happens for both parties. Wonder how well that would go over in 5chan.

>>32805145
>Being a unicorn for an ID
??????????????????????

>>32804901
>Has a crippling ass fetish
HOLY

>>32805145
I will now watch her and her homo
>>32805271
This

>>32805336
He likes big buts and he can not lie

>>32805241
A bunch of retards will immediately apply for the janitor job immediately

>>32804901
>>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
That alone makes him based
I kneel

>>32804901
And he made Tempus kneel in the L4D2 collab by making it to the end of the final map, forcing them to post their underwear.

>>32805956
>posts his too
He’s so cool

>>32804901
no wonder ame keeps trying to get into the pants of this absolute chad

>>32805748
yep, someone's gonna get raped.

>>32803416
Anya's cute!

>>32800342
Girls find jacked up retards attractive. Is not a secret.

>>32800342
cos chad

Im not going lie. I hated axel at first because he sort of bored me in the beginning but i gave him a chance and im glad i did. Him and vesper are the only ones that gives me a broshi feel. Altare whole shtick is to charm people with his voice im not into that. And magni is the mori of the group. Therefore i can't watch him too anymore. He's a nuclear yab waiting to happen.

>>32800342
go back, tranny

>>32800342
No cares if you ship management

>>32804901
Then why does he remain a 3 view? Explain

>>32800342
Staff approved it. My Aniki is winning big.

>>32809410
Well you see
*cums on you*

>>32801824
ngl Zeta has that hot girl voice. I would

>>32800342
I do find it funny that the boys have way more unity with HoloID then HoloEN. Every time HoloID get bring up, Tempus always shower them with praises.
Outside of the usual ReinexKiara, HoloEN and HoloID doesn't exactly interact much with each other. At least it been getting better recently with ID3.

I need an indonesian wife...

>>32804901
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of Korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted.
Kek

>>32811444
After the Pantsu Batsu, I’m certain that this was a Batsu of some kind that Shien lost and had to do.

>>32801824
This story branch of the Hololive Soap Opera is getting spicier...

>>32802682
>>32804134
Your head doesn't count as a source

>>32801948
She can smell the sexual tension between these two

>>32801948
Aren't the groups the ones fighting though?

>>32804901

>>32804305
He acknowledged Kronii. Since, they both did a Mafia cover and Kronii asked for his permission to do his chuuni english speech at the end.

>>32809410
That's a question for 5ch or 2ch, but they'll never get the same sized JP audience as the top Niji males even though they're just as talented.

>>32809853
Risu and Iofi both applied to Hololive, because they wanted to hang-out with the boys. They've been like this since Gen 1.

>>32801824
Nodoka and Zeta are still new too it's all surreal. Zeta and Kaela also stated they wanted to lust over e-celebs in their debuts even if Kobo beat them to the punch

>>32815474
There's also the reference the raft stream let me find it real quick.

>>32800434
I do, Nodoka is mine not Axel's

>>32800604
my zeta... no... you werent supposed to have a bf...

>>32803598
I'm gonna kill Axel and take his account fucking Aussie piece of shit

>>32823419
She won't, lol

>>32804707
Shien stay away from that whore!

>>32823419
>indog
No bfs, just sex friends.

>>32823419
She wont, Axel is pre selected by nodoka

>>32801824
I wish that were me.

>>32801824
Doesn't she have a boyfriend? Unless her indog boyfriend gets off on what she does then based.

>>32804901
That DDLC stream he decided a literature club was too tame and changed them into a duelist club, then proceeded to dub all the characters using Yugioh voices. Bossu truly is based.

>>32804901
What an absolute gigachad.

>>32805497
>Thank you for the best ass Thank you for your ass

KEK

It's because most EN fans have no idea who Nodoka even is, and Axel doesn't have enough unhinged JP fans for that side to get worked up about it either.

>>32804386
Altare also completely ignored her though?

>>32825682
not for long now that Ame has trapped him by inviting all of Tempus

>>32801824
Must be nice

>>32801824
WTF, the one based het ship is getting ntr'd

>>32801824
oh great hololive is turning into a romcom
normalfags will cheer as the ship sinks to the bottom of the fucking ocean

Axel please don't end up getting exposed as a creep, I actually like the rest of Tempus and it would bad for the brand

>>32804901
Fuck, maybe I will send in an audition

>>32809853
HoloID girls are pretty friendly, gen1 have done a shitload of collabs with JP holostars. While EN were politicking and wondering if they could get away with being friends with boys the IDs were probably already playing apex and valo with them.

>>32809410
The whole of /vt/ is enough explanation
>EOPs
>Males are bad
>Savior fags shilling other Indies
>Drama niggers only here to stir trouble
>People don't actually watch streams
Etc etc

>>32801824
Somehow that's kinda familiar....

>>32825260
The unhinged JP fans know and support him. Even stalker-chan

>>32801824
this is kinda hot, ngl. especially since the rrat is that axel actually have a gf

because this retard is basically Onizuka
I can't hate him
and Nodoka is just a staff member
it's like falling in love with your teacher

>>32834755
Jesus Christ he's a lady killer

>>32834755
it‘s true. i‘m the gf

>>32801824
Shes even been making moves on Altare as well. He has her on his Steam friends list.

>>32847003
Only a matter of time until all 4 of them lick her feet

>>32800342
because we know its a joke. Everyone knows after what happened to mel that if they tried anything for real they would both be fired on the spot

>>32834755
>Room temperature IQ
>Pussy magnet
HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>32801824
>Zeta promises Axel she can help him get closer to Nodoka-chan
>Axel blissfully believes her
>Slowly he gets blackmailed by Zeta
>Zeta, not content with stealing away the boy, makes Axel lead Nodoka on so that she will catch feelings for him
>Zeta will take Axel's phone to invite an excited Nodoka out to dinner
>Zeta records herself riding Axel into oblivion and sends the video to Nodoka

>>32854212
lots of women find dumb men attractive, its almost like a motherly instinct that draws them in

>>32854391
I need someone to make a doujin based off this

>>32854391
H-h-hot

>>32847212
Are you implying Nodoka is a rapist?
Hot

>>32801824
>Zeta is actually the axel stalker

>>32854391
This is the best schizo post ever,I need this in Doujin form holllly shit, im already fapping to this.

>>32854391

>>32801824
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>32838542
>it's like falling in love with your teacher
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had hots for a teacher at some point

>>32854391
for a second there i thought you were gonna write out the plot to school days lol

>>32858152
I once rubbed my teen dick against my teacher's arm and she noticed but didn't say anything. God, I wanted her to rape me so bad

Axel is such a cute retard.
I want to breed him.

>>32858250
Tell me more

>>32858250
Seconding the other anon.
Spill the beans nigger, I doubt you're telling this to your theraphist anyways.

>>32803009
Why don't you want Zeta to interact with Axel?

>>32800342
>Yagoo and A-chan personally fly him to Japan for showing interest in Nadoka because they’re Japanese restorationists
>Axel, having Japanese dna and showing interest in a Japanese woman is the perfect chance for more children to be produced
>they pray at the divine temple of the martyr Shinzo Abe (rest his soul he died so that we may live on and reproduce)

>>32828532
Goslingbro...

>>32824158
Yeah, me

>>32854495
Waaaait a minute...
No... it can't be, no I'm not dumb I refuse!

this thread is surprisingly high quality for what the op seemed to be

>>32854391
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>32801824
no...

So being blissfully retarded actually gets you pussy? WHAT AM I MISSING THEN? WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO DO?

>>32867696
Singing reps, nihongo reps and nice voice

>>32867696
just don't be ugly

>>32867696
hes fucking jacked

>>32867787
My voice is ruined but I can do the reps

>>32867888
Alright, my face can be salvaged at least.
>>32867913
Doable, I have a gym membership

>>32865807
You hate Magni and Leader? Understandable. One is a troll and the latter is a professional schizo.
You hate Vesper? He's an oldfag. You merely adopted the darkness, he was born in it.
You hate Axel? You're genuinely a horrible human being. It's like hating a dog just because it's a dog.

>>32867696
Being a retard isn't enough unfortunately, You essentially have to be a male bimbo. That kind of vapid, cheerful and enthusiastic retard who's also like, at least a 7/10.
You probably want it too much to really sell the Himbo energy even if you're genuinely retarded.

>>32868391
I rejected a girl once during high school after she gave me a lap pillow, that's about as retarded as I can get

>>32868068
>Magni.

>>32868577
Good lord anon you might just actually a chance, hopefully if you hit the gym often enough you can hit the himbo threshold.

>>32868624
Damn those many hands lead to infinite memes.

>>32822411
Is there a explanation for that? Why the Stars were so hated at the beginning while the Niji males thrived in Japan?

>>32868577
I wish you good luck in obtaining your own Japanese OL stalker.

>>32801824
>White woman
>Wants to fuck a dog
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>32869520
>>32869520
Chinese aunties pampered Niji while the Unicorns went full schizo and attacked stars for just existing. The difference between Tempus and the original Stars is that stars got flooded with threats constantly from predebut until about a year or so after, whereas Tempus had to come out with a strongest of back bones to constantly deter doubters and their haters. The other difference is that StarsJP had no manager until Shinove was hired where Tempus has a lot of backing from management as well as more direct involvment from Yagoo promoting them and letting the boys bounce of him such as the famous Ayo moment or the Magni shirt during CRX.

The hate Tempus is getting here is the same as back when StarsJP launch, you are even seeing people “””jokingly””” talk about violence against them /here/. Eventually these guys that hate them will learn to stop letting them live rent free in their heads when they learn that their oshis aren’t getting fucked by them but until then, we are gonna have to deal with this shit.
Also fuck Kronies, it’s their fucking fault.

>>32870492
Kek, if only they weren't sperged out about their oshi following tempus on twitter, none of this would happen and probably kronii wouldn't dare to accept the collab.

>STREAM AXEL'S COVERS
>Yoidore Shirazu
https://youtu.be/UvSKHYzB82M
>QUEEN
https://youtu.be/DxHteQ_8dRU

>>32800342
He is brotuber, unlike the degenerate gachikois

>>32854391
Jesus this is so hot

>>32869520
Niji males was there when no one else was, except maybe Gamebu who killed themselves because of mismanagement. It helped that the Niji old guards already had their fans from their previous accounts. So it was more or less smoothsailing, for their company as a whole too except some hiccups.
Stars were starting from negative. It was just Yagoo doing his saviourfag hobbies giving jobs to people, but he didn't anticipate the hate they got. Nijifans didn't watch them because why would they, Holofans did whatever you could see happening now in /vt/ but towards a literal 1-2view in Miyabi (Izuru was busy with Uni and Kira was a bit later while also not streaming that much). So it led to 2019-2020 of Dark Souls of vtubing where they had 3 members who quit, fucked by perms because of Coco even though CN and TW were big supporters of Stars, and Rikka & Roberu trying to save the branch while the other members grow for 2021.

>>32800342
no one cares if its management

>>32870723
They mass report you in their general kf you mention regis, I love seeing them seethe so much, almost half of them turned anti real quick just like what I said and have been shitting on Kronii ever since the collab kek.