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Sales sales sales sales sales sales sales edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (ding) (ding)
Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/
Previous Thread: >>33467534

>> No.33643928

SELLING ALL THE COINS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.33645936
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i love this subway loving clock

>> No.33646032

>no subject
you fucked up

>> No.33646173

>>33645936
of course one of the faggots bumped it

>> No.33646202
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>>33646173
why are you so rude

>> No.33647123
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbiKRzytO3c
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.33647207

>>33647123
HOLY SHIT AME REALLY GOT PREGNANT FROM A MALE

>> No.33647241
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>>33647123
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.33647253

>>33647123
Is she going to pull a Fubuki and announce she got a cat?

>> No.33647327

>>33647123
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.33648368

>>33647123
She is going to announce that she is going to collab with males and have sex with them on stream

>> No.33649317

AME YOU FUCKING BITCH I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE FAT STACKS ON GRADUATION

>> No.33649329

>important announcement
>shows us amogus cookies she is going to bake
im getting off the internet for today

>> No.33649631

>>33647253
heh, I still got it

>> No.33651146

So do I buy now or just sit for the crash?

>> No.33651541

>>33651146
You always buy oshi

>> No.33651699
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>>33651541
That's a given, of course

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>>33651699
tako love

>> No.33654156

RUGPULL DAY 2 IKZ

>> No.33654697

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfVggpLfuCc
Tenma Slay the Spire

>> No.33657110
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Thanks to the anons who buy Aki love shares, it always makes me happy to see these numbers increase. Since I've converted almost all of my shares to liquid, my shares price should remain at around 15K and increase even if coin prices go back to normal. That's 650% increase from when I created the fund 3 weeks ago!

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>>33657110
Aki love!

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>>33659651
Aki love poster love!

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joesei love!

>> No.33662180

>>33661307
When I look at preview, I always mistake a phone for a black dildo

>> No.33662373

Guys when is the IPO going live?
I thought it was going to be sooner when I decided to bet 100,000,000 like a retard.

>> No.33663420

>>33662373
You can't be this retarded.

>> No.33663568
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>>33663420

>> No.33663713

>>33663568
No I mean you CAN'T be this retarded....ffs the IPO happened last night.

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How can there be more Temma in circulation but he costs LESS?

>> No.33664664

>>33664183
Because they adjusted this morning.

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>>33664664
I see

>> No.33665741
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.
As with all IPOs, the new coins will be tallied as a whole, but will not be included individually until tomorrow. The exception are the Superchat data for Roberu and Temma, who did not receive any superchats before the data was polled. As such, they will not be included individually in the M.O.V.E. data until after tomorrow.

Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 66,424,150, a change of -6.26% from yesterday's Total Shares, beating yesterday's all-time record for biggest share loss in NASFAQ history.
>Average shares per coin is 862,651. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 311 days.
>Izuru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 2 Volume Increases Today (of 2):
>Civia :: +1%
>Rushia :: +0.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 72):
>Rikka :: -35%
>Miyabi :: -34.2%
>Aruran :: -28.4%
>Risu :: -23.1%
>Nabi :: -16.6%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $310,311.77 liquid to start with. This is a change of -13.2% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $2,558,357,906,596.79, a change of -19.39% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $38,515.48. There are 17 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Izuru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 21):
>Nana :: +88%
>Ui :: +86.8%
>Pochimaru :: +59.7%
>Rurudo :: +48.7%
>Lamy :: +33.3%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 53):
>Gura :: -50.6%
>Risu :: -45.7%
>Haato :: -43.4%
>Aki :: -40.4%
>Ayame :: -39.4%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $186,509,811,105, a difference of 2.53% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $23,916,042,515.48, a change of -2.6% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Choco :: +22.2%
>Pekora :: +21.3%
>Nabi :: +12.8%
>Baelz :: +7.8%
>Kronii :: +6.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>8 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>6 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>58 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Hololive :: $790.15 Down :: -$7,901.49 from adj.
>Pekora :: $683.09 Down :: -$6,830.92 from adj.
>Marine :: $576.32 Down :: -$5,763.22 from adj.
>Ui :: $515.01 Down :: -$5,150.08 from adj.
>Fubuki :: $428.87 Down :: -$4,288.67 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Aki :: $1.97 Down :: -$19.66 from adj.
>Mumei :: $2.00 Down :: -$20.04 from adj.
>Shion :: $2.98 Down :: -$29.75 from adj.
>Altare :: $6.41 Down :: -$64.08 from adj.
>Izuru :: $13.54 Down :: -$135.43 from adj.

Overall Average movement was -$150.25 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $175.00 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$187.96 per hour.


Grug is still on vacation. We hope he returns tomorrow.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.33666762
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33666762

>>33636703

>> No.33669835
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>> No.33671180

>Biggest market movement in over a year
>After breaking a record yesterday, too
>Thread is deader than dead
You guys could at least pretend to be excited.

>> No.33673129
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I need someone to take over the day to day for WIFSTAX so that oshicoiners can get divs. See bulletin for details

>> No.33675020
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>>33673129
I would have kept doing it if I hadn't booted me out.

>> No.33675122
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33675122

you*. if you hadn't booted me out.

>> No.33675283

>>33675020
I thought you weren't using the fund anymore and foolishly booted you to make a teensy bit more off the commission. It was a mistake to do so

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>>33675283
I generally don't touch the funds I'm in other than my own unless I notice something's awry almost all of them forgor IPO yesterday

>> No.33675623

check fund chat

>> No.33676766
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33676766

I was so close to getting the crown back too.

>> No.33677596

how come I don't show up on the oshiboard even though I have more than some people there

>> No.33677654

>>33677596
It has to be your most owned coin.

>> No.33677902

>>33677654
Oh, lame. I own a lot of Kiara and Moona but I don't own enough Kiara to get on her board,

>> No.33681685
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>> No.33684103
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Aki

>> No.33684364

>>33684103
AHHHHH HER TWINTAILS FLEW AWAY!!!!! WE MUST FIND THEM NYOWWWWWW!!!!

>> No.33684483

>>33684364
anon I...

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>> No.33688675
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night, /nasfaq/!

>> No.33688767

>>33688675
sleep tight

>> No.33689328
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33689328

>>33684103
Towa

>> No.33689367

>>33689328
chin too sharp

>> No.33690399
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>>33681685
cute friend
>>33684103
cute suzuya aki

>> No.33690731
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>>33689367
The chin is Towa's charm point

>> No.33691789

Hello.
Please keep the thread alive long enough to hit bump limit. I am making OC.

>> No.33692127
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>>33691789
Sure

>> No.33693750
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OHAYO!

>> No.33694301
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>>33693750
yo

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>>33693750
Ohaclocks
Don't forget to vibe today

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bad content for a dead thread of a dead game

>> No.33696298
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>>33696058
LLC lives in my heart

>> No.33697352

>>33696058
Damn, LLC really fell off.

>> No.33697776
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33697776

after all the selling some of fund pie charts look stupid, here is mine

>> No.33698448
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33698448

WIFSTAX is temporarily under new management. That is all.

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>>33646173
You will be thrusted for the entire week. You will cry and plead

>> No.33699202
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33699202

I was a bit unsatisfied with the previous Aki hat I made so I cleaned it up a bit and added the antennas. I'll try to make Astel's cap next, you can ask me if you want a specific hat

>> No.33699214

>>33697776
the dividend fund culling has been quite successful

>> No.33700303 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.33700471

>>33700303
buy buy buy

>> No.33700527

>>33700303
I want to have mingle with her

>> No.33700811

>>33696298
Unironically may be perma bricked after today

>> No.33700979

>>33700811
>The CEO of a fund can opt to dissolve their fund should they so choose. The fund must be in good standing (positive net worth) and not own any coins in order to be dissolved
If other anons keep selling, the fund might not even be able to dissolve

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>>33701248
rurudo design is truly sex

>> No.33702162

When is the promised red yab?

>> No.33702364

>>33702162
No smart numbers people told me that my guess was wrong, so hopefully today.

>> No.33703253

>>33643828
Just imagine using shorts here to crash the stocks

>> No.33703484

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.33703798
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33703798

>>33703253

>> No.33703811
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33703811

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 45)
>Pochimaru :: $16,731.66
>Rurudo :: $12,121.81
>Towa :: $10,314.54

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 32)
>Polka :: -$25,834.03
>Hololive :: -$12,558.54
>Okayu :: -$12,181.19

Overall Average Adjustment is -$433.39
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,682.90
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,815.68

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>> No.33704704

What are you supposed to do in this market state if you don't already have fat stacks of coins.

>> No.33704782

>>33704704
Buy the coins who adjusted down

>> No.33704796

>>33704704
buy towa

>> No.33705911

>>33704704
Assume that this is the new normal

>> No.33706011

>>33705911
definitely the new normal, start buying up all these coins before they all hit 100k!!!

>> No.33707322

>>33704704
>>33705911
>>33706011
Hold your liquid and only pick up screaming deals, and maybe funds. We've been in a deflating market for weeks now. The past couple days have been the best chance to dump your bags of high cost basis shares.

>> No.33708243

>>33643828
Your Subject Field reps. Do them

>> No.33708971
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33708971

>they don't realize the fund is already bricked

>> No.33709238
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>>33708243
gomen

>> No.33709704

>>33708971
I'm going to save him

>> No.33711449

You unironically can't. If you don't understand you will understand immediately when fund trades go through and your personal networth instantly drops by 1.5b and the fund is in an even worse position than it is right this moment.

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>> No.33714813

>>33713841
I don't like that feet

>> No.33715007

>>33714813
Feet are very hard to draw, so make sure to appreciate them if you notice them.

>> No.33717351
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Aki

>> No.33719385

alive

>> No.33719486

>>33719385
unlike LLC

>> No.33721565
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Aki

>> No.33725299

>>33709704
Do you understand now?

>> No.33728709

>>33715007
I don't look at feets

>> No.33732391
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33732391

Last Aki for today don't let the thread die

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>> No.33739510
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Hey all, trial dev here.
Couple QOL things, these will probably be pushed to the main game in the next few days.
No males setting in profile will now default to "off" as some people are missing that males were added, and a couple others were having cookie resetting issues that kept then resetting this to true. Of course you can still save this personally to "on".
Autotrader icon bubbles now contain the coin step quantity, this should hopefully work (it broke due to other changes, but I think I updated it correctly?).
I made an attempt at getting a "reload autotrader rules" button and it seems to kind of work? Issue being I can't really recreate the autotrader being empty on my dev build.. So theres a chance this is horribly broken.. I've passed it to the team to give some feedback but hopefully this could be out in the next short while?
-trial dev

>> No.33739906

>>33739510 (me)
Forgot to add, if you are having issues with the autotrader loading, just a refresh of the page works. Some people in GC told me that they were only able to get it working if they loaded the autotrader super fast on refresh, but you can get it to load every time if you just wait a few seconds after refresh before opening it (personally I notice it works when the graphs have loaded). As an example you could wait 30 seconds as a once off to try, for me I notice it only takes a few seconds, but maybe this depends on your computer.

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>> No.33742353

>>33739510
Trialdev Love

>> No.33745855
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Aki before bed.

>> No.33745994

So uh, is the ol 19th hour or holopoi still a reliable way to get some poor man reps?

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>>33709238
Don't listen to the new IP 31 posts in giving you shit for that. Don't apologize for it either. If they want the Subject field filled out, they can do it themselves.

>> No.33746515

>>33745994
Yes.

>> No.33746645

>>33745994
Its now the 1st hour, and it keeps getting later and later as the months go by.

>> No.33746768

>>33746515
Why you lie like that? Numbers haven't updated at 19th hour for a long long time.

>> No.33748909
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Today was Abe's Birthday.

>> No.33751161
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>Looking though the old /vt/league vods
>get to /morig/ first match after /nasfaq/ lost against /wah/
>BBB:Morig's about to win it
BBB I'm so sorry we let down

>> No.33752100
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>>33751161
It's okay. Not everyone can be a winner.

>> No.33754745
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LUNA

>> No.33757691

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.33760131

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.33760720

HOLD HOLD HOLD

>> No.33760770

SEX SEX SEX

>> No.33761398

THE MARKET'S HOT RIGHT NOW

>> No.33761510

NICO NICO NII~

>> No.33763944
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Aki

>> No.33764004

>>33739510
trialdev love

>> No.33767400
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>>33763944
Roboco

>> No.33769620

die

>> No.33769743

>>33769620
Just like the Big Plans fund, their plan ended up being really stupid

>> No.33769933

>>33769743
Wrong, you just dont understand the intricacies of the biggest plan. buy more

>> No.33769975

>>33769743
stupid rich, ive personally made 200 million monies

>> No.33771705

>>33769743
Big plans is fine I swear

>> No.33774925
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>>33767400
Luna

>> No.33776121
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33776121

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>>33742257
cute cute cute loli coco a cute! look at that little drooling mouth, the ahoge, the wittle hands, the soft little feet, that flat chest
How can you be so ero, what must i do to become as erotic as you suzu-chan *sniffle* AHHHH SO EROTIC WHAT EROTICISM ITS WAY TOO LEWD AUUUHHH LEWD! ITS TOO ERO! WAY TOO ERO! YOURE JUST TOO ERO! YABAIIII! I WANT TO MEET YOU SUZU CHAN ERO ERO YOUR TOO EROTIC SUZU CHAN is it really ok to do this? uwaaaaahhhhhhh *crying* ah suzu thank you youre the most erotic and cute girl in this world! *crying* ero ero! uwaahhh such ero, your neck is erotic, your breasts are erotic your ears are erotic your eyeballs are erotic this is impossible this cameragnle, your thighs are echi too erotic! ero! so ero! suzu, suzu chan! you were 30,000 of nenes yen well spent suzu chan *crying* suzu chan suzu chan *crying* you were worth 30,000 yen *crying* *puking* *more crying* *seal noises*

>> No.33778807
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>> No.33779883

Insert shitpost here

>> No.33779956

>>33778807
yo

>> No.33781407
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>>33777491

>> No.33782836

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.33782850

Just watch, Flare is hitting 30K today

>> No.33783146
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33783146

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Rurudo :: $61,037.19
>Flare :: $9,689.72
>Amelia :: $7,043.35

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Pekora :: -$21,858.42
>Gura :: -$11,152.31
>Calliope :: -$9,794.87

Overall Average Adjustment is -$18.30
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,283.83
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,617.50

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and make sure to laugh at this man: >>33782850

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>>33783146
Oh, I'm laughing at him alright.

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>>33783146
>Overall Average Adjustment is -$18.30

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>>33783146
I believed...

>> No.33783627

>>33783146
>>Rurudo :: $61,037.19
WHAT THE FUCK

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who /selling 1000 of each fund for a fourth day in a row/ here
>>33751161
is only gaem for funsies dt
now realtalk do you imagine calli with a giant cheesy futa cock dripping with precum, or as her normal self

>> No.33783961
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>>33783786
>calli

>> No.33783993

>>33783786
Can you repeat in English

>> No.33786753

>>33783786
please shut up futafag

>> No.33787809

>>33786753
hes the futafag i want his opinion

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>>33783786
>calli
>giant cheesy futa cock

>> No.33790407
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Ok So this is no longer fun. When are prices going to return to normal?

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>>33790407
Never, this is the new normal. Invest in funds that are mostly liquid, it'll serve you well for the future. Especially Aki love and Electrum, they're good buys

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>>33783627
skill issue

>> No.33793101

I'm a bit confused here.

For some reason your stock market game is "hololive only". And yet you also included the Holostars in your game, which are a separate agency from Hololive. So is this really just a thread to promote "cover corporation and all it's properties"? If not, why wouldn't you include other vtuber groups?

>> No.33793231

>>33793101
the server struggled with just jp
its nearly dying with 76 coins now
do you really think it could handle niji-"yeah lets just have 500 active talents"-sanji
pippicock and lumi would be based though

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>>33793101
because they suck

>> No.33793288

>>33793101
>So is this really just a thread to promote "cover corporation and all it's properties"
>If not, why wouldn't you include other vtuber groups?
Your jumps in logic astound me, here's your (You)

>> No.33793334

>>33793101
there's even mamas who aren't hololive and the homohaters will find whatever mental gymnastic they need to justify it

>> No.33793380

>>33793288
Well you are including to completely separate vtuber groups. The only commonality between them is they are owned by the same corporation.

>> No.33793569

Shit niggers do I need to put all of you through bait training? SURWEY U GAIS NOT DIS RETARTAR FORWEASIES

>> No.33793805

>>33793569
gesundheit

>> No.33796501

Heimin getting drafted in 4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdd7cm1azzY

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>I may be invited to another defence readiness exercise
Oh no no no, I dont want to go again because the stupid Russians are mobilising

>> No.33797262

I love my glowie

>> No.33797282

>>33796997
tokyo tawah...

>> No.33797589

>>33796997
Twoa...

>> No.33797872

>>33793569
only one person types like that, stop it it's cringe and you know it

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>>33797872
suck my inverted cock <3

>> No.33799410

>>33793101
go make your own niji game

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>>33796997
at least zhonkbot is serverside now. you can buy towa 5ever

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>>33797262
No one cares nigger

>> No.33801226

>>33799333
I'll do it once you get out of your room stinky neet <3

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>>33783146
A meagre amount, but damn that is a big ass adjustment

>> No.33803509

Wasn't Kinchou supposed to become a more active fund?

>> No.33805136

>LLC dies
>not a single post
Bros....

>> No.33805224

>>33805136
I mean technically it actually died 2 days ago, only a couple of people are just realizing it now.

>> No.33805500

>>33805136
How did it end up this way?

>> No.33805504

>>33805136
Oh yeah, by the way. LLC now cannot dissolve in any way, shape or form, but it still holds coins. This means that you can buy into it for dirt cheap now to get dividends from the coins in the fund.

>> No.33805744

>>33805504
zero ambitions

>> No.33805793

>>33805504
I feel like that's too good to be true, but eh, I'll buy some anyway.

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33806315

famous last words

>> No.33806513

>>33805504
>>33805793
I wonder if insolvent funds have their divs go to the void the way private ones do

>> No.33809065

>>33805504
>>33806315
I will save him

>> No.33810601

Ain't savin'.

>> No.33810753

>>33810601
You'll lose half your money if you get a game over without saving though

>> No.33812433

>>33810753
Good

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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33813800

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 64,667,013, a change of -0.39% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 839,831.0. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 312 days.
>Izuru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 33):
>Roberu :: +7.3%
>Temma :: +7.2%
>Dezmond :: +5.3%
>Nachoneko :: +5.1%
>Kovalskia :: +5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 44):
>Miyabi :: -23.6%
>Rurudo :: -12.7%
>Aruran :: -12.6%
>Astel :: -11.4%
>Altare :: -9.4%

1 coin (Laplus) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $287,934.97 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.35% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $2,077,537,768,823.35, a change of -6.25% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $32,126.70. There are 16 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Izuru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 35):
>Rurudo :: +125.3%
>Flare :: +39.6%
>Vesper :: +28%
>Haato :: +22.2%
>Amelia :: +19.3%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 42):
>Pekora :: -38.1%
>Lamy :: -25.6%
>Chloe :: -25.2%
>Ina'nis :: -21.0%
>Pochimaru :: -20.6%

1 coin (AZKi) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $190,079,699,989, a difference of 0.80% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $6,878,293,627.06, a change of -40.90% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 8):
>Polka :: +13.3%
>Lamy :: +10%
>Sora :: +1.0%
>Amelia :: +0.9%
>Haato :: +0.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>8 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>9 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Pekora :: $603.64 Up :: $6,036.39 from adj.
>Rurudo :: -$529.67 Down :: -$5,296.65 from adj.
>Calliope :: $304.61 Up :: $3,046.07 from adj.
>Flare :: -$262.66 Down :: -$2,626.57 from adj.
>Iroha :: $226.56 Up :: $2,265.63 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Subaru :: -$0.37 Down :: -$3.73 from adj.
>Rikka :: $0.77 Up :: $7.74 from adj.
>Ui :: $1.67 Up :: $16.70 from adj.
>Mumei :: -$2.44 Down :: -$24.37 from adj.
>Izuru :: $2.83 Up :: $28.28 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $14.10 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $84.79 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$75.30 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are less berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth less stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.33814741
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Hey all, trial dev here.
So in terms of LLC I did realise this was going to happen on the initial negative balance, and since we've been having discussions on how to provide an out for a completely bust fund.
Some ideas we had, but NOTHING IS FOR CERTAIN YET, and some of these could be very unbalanced so needs more consideration.
-Negative balances could prevent a 20% fee being on, in LLC's case I assume people might have been interested in buying back in if that was 0 or up to 5.
-Alternatively maybe the fee would pay into the fund instead on a negative balance?
-Dividends should probably only pay into the fund balance itself, otherwise people will get millions off a $10 share. This probably would only active if the networth is negative, not just balance.
-We could probably rework that negative balance interest as well.
-Maybe an option to directly allow fund members to add money until it is no longer negative?
-We could maybe look at reworking how the networth is calculated on what would be a negative networth? Perhaps based on the current coins worth?
If people have any other suggestions or like/dislike anything in particular, let me know.
-trial dev

>> No.33815026

>>33814741
No way out. Going bust is one of the *very few* risks this game has.

>> No.33815452

>>33814741
After going red, the CEO has 14 days to get the fund above the red line. During this time, dividends do not get paid out to any users. If they fail to get the liquid together, the fund automatically and completely closes, and sticks the CEO with the bill, dumping the owed amount against their personal liquid. This would keep players from generating or exploiting a "$10 fund" for millions in divvies, and directly punish absentee CEOs for not managing the fund properly. Unfortunately, this DOES leave a gap where a malicious board member could crash a fund at no cost to themselves, but there could be an adjustment to account for that. Maybe the red balance is distributed among all board members that have traded shares for the fund in the last month or two?

>> No.33815756

>>33814741
>-We could probably rework that negative balance interest as well.
Oh man I completely forgot that was a thing. They're in a bit of a hole now.

>> No.33816428

>>33815026
The only issue I have with this case is it was nearly all caused by a susan bug so it would feel a bit shit to anyone if their account was relatively killed because of susan and not their own actions. If it was entirely self imposed then that would be more okay. Plus some of these would need reworked regardless as some things like dividends would be busted if not fixed.
I'm not saying there won't be a monetary penalty for the user if we provide an out either, so there would still be risk.
-trial dev

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>> No.33819004

>>33816428
Susanning is part and parcel, an obvious risk,of a youtube number game, i mean, nobody said no in the brap cycle, they complained but still bought, so if the advantages are accepted,the fuck ups should be the same. just give him the option to pay out of debt or insta liquidation of all asset w/ -10% value or something. Make it punishing, that the fucking 10% tax is not a freebie

>> No.33820594

>>33816428
Insulation against Susan should be a known variable in a game that depends on her retarded whims.
It sucks, but that's the game we play, literally.

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>>33819004
>pay his way out

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Oh yeah, it's been almost 72 hours since Males released.
Would we consider the Green Day Trilogy to be directly related somehow, or was that determined to be a Susan problem?

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