/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This week's remaining schedule:
Fri: STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl
Sat: Pokemon Crystal Clear

>she sang lawyers guns and money
She is based as fuck

Have we gotten a full model reveal for HER yet?

Koopa does NOT have safe days.

>haven't gotten to watch her much lately because of overlap or ungodly euro hours
I still love you kwappers please forgib

>>3301657
So I can try fertilizing her every day?

>>3301451
Is she wearing a stray jacket

>>3301686
It's alright, all it would do in the end is lose you some shellings since Koopa is losing mom

>>3302452
Nigga, it's STRAITJACKET. Acquire English.

>>3301789
Every day nonstop!

Please at least acknowledge you're going back on your word if you're going to do this instead of pretending it didn't happen

>>3304154
That looks fun.

>>3304154
>Nyaru and Kwappi on Quiplash
Oh fuck yeah, dis gun be gud

>>3304154
If I'm not hosting it, I don't count it. It's a good time with friends.

>>3304368
It's still a collab, whether you "count it" or not.

>>3304154
QUIPLASH THREEEE

>He's at it again

I'm watching the karaoke VOD and I'm fucking losing it at her singing "that" version of Simple and Clean
based mom
>>3304154
>quiplash
mite b cool
>>3304368
don't worry about the autist seething over nothing

>>3304368
Clever girl

I completely forgot she stream last night. All this overtime is making me lose my sense of time

>> 3304154
>>3304368
Koopa, please don't feed this troll. Do what makes you happy.

>>3305239
I know that feel...been doing 50+ hour weeks for nearly 6 years

>>3304368
Count what? Have fun, Koops.

>>3304368
koopa honestly you are one of the chuubas that has been having the most collabs out of all of the /here/ ones, let other chuubas collab lol.

>>3305600
That's what she's doing. Forcing everyone to play together.

>>3305600
>>3305671
I'm honestly impressed, she must be DM'd all the damn time for collabs. How can you manage that Koops holy shit.

>>3305600
She mentioned before she just says yes to whoever asks, hence the occasional weird ones like DBD.

>>3305982
i thought she "grew that out" desu.

>>3300863
I'm getting male or a post-op tranny vibes from her. Are you 100% positive she doesn't have a shaft and two pairs of balls between her legs.

>>3306093
I'm getting deafness vibes from you

>>3306165
I dunno, I've heard a lot of males with similar voice when they used voice mods.

>>3306093
That would just make it better.

>>3306216
If you're into tranny vtubers like Artemis then I'm not going to hate on you. I just wish they would be more honest with their audience. They actually might have a net benefit since a lot of people such as yourself are into that type of thing. Super straight guys like me however find it repulsive.

>>3306093
who cares as long as she's fun to watch

>>3306254
hope they don't ban you anon

>>3306093
She is a biological female

>>3306254
Is there any proofs that Artemis is trans?

>>3306366
It is obvious to everyone with ears that Artemis is using a voice modifier. He even makes jokes about it like that video of him saying "I'm going to confess that I'm really a gamer".

>>3306451
Ain't it because she was saying "I hate gamers"?

sharkfags have their own thread

>>3306304
you dont get banned, posts just disappear

>>3306304
>>3307043
What? Do they ban Artemis related post? Or Do they ban anti-tranny related post. I hardly post on 4chan any more. I've heard rumors that there's a lot of trannies staffing 4chan.

>>3307128
>>3306504

>>3304154
>>3304394
Christ, you are such an entitled little faggot.

>>3304368
Post feet

>>3304368
post pits

>>3307267
I almost have to wonder if he's trying to pull some kind of reverse psychology stunt with this. I didn't much like the collabs until he started complaining, and now I almost want more out spite (and the fact that the last few were pretty exceptional.)

>>3304154
I acknowledge that it's likely a vocal minority of groomerschizos that are complaining about collabs, that there should be a poll on twitter, youtube or twitch to prove once and for all that's the case and that the once a week collab tweet was probably a menhera attack.

>>3308616
The issue is that a good collab, is just as good as a Quappa Solo stream but a bad collab is like watching two awkward NEET's trying to interact with each other which might or might not be entertaining. Koopa needs to learn how to set up collabs and prepare for them. Sadly, to learn how to do that, she need to actually do a bunch collabs, and a lot of them will be bad in the beginning before she finds out how to do them properly.

>>3304368
KOOPA IS HERE? I think a majorty of troopas don't mind the collabs

>>3304368
based

Bros, I haven't seen Koopa in a few hours, I don't feel so well anymore. I need more losing mommy.

>>3306093
>post-op tranny
> Are you 100% positive she doesn't have a shaft and two pairs of balls
So even with trannies occupying your mind rent-free 24/7, you still have no idea what they even are, huh?

Tranny is a derogatory term. The proper term is trans.

>>3311562
The proper term is abomination

>>3311603
But anon, we're not talking about your face.

>>3311562
>>3306504

>>3311992
Talking about your genitals

>>3312063
But anon, I'm a cisgender male with an uncircumcised, average size penis.
>>3311999
I'm not talking about the shark specifically.

>>3312140
Anon, dont talk about your dick like that. Koopa, might rape ypu!

>>3312210
Poor pickleboi... a defenseless old man whose innocence was mercilessly devoured by a hag of interminable desire.

>>3312140
Stop simping for trannies then

>>3312286
Calling for the most basic level of respect towards another human being isn't simping, you baka.

>>3312342
I think reddit or lgbt is more your speed

>>3304368
Based

>>3306451
>using a voice modifier
Wow, you really have no idea what you're talking about do you?

Well this thread went to shit. Should we burn it and start over?

>>3312877
Not the first or last time. Carry on.

>>3312877
Nah just don't reply to them

Anyone get a good screen of the superwide mouth expressions from the worms stream?

>>3301451
Is Fortuna a nurse, or is that a different outfit?

>>3305840
She can't, obviously. Even corpos with managers collab less than her.

>>3317535
Then you gotta ask yourself, how much of them are people interested in koops and how many want the clout. Thats obviously for kwap to decide.

Kwappi Klip incoming
https://youtu.be/QbkLWNvC6Z0

I love Koopa! I want to make her into a mom!

>>3320388
It's been a while

>>3306093
Take your hearing meds

>>3322409
Get in line! Unless youre a pink because we always go first!

Koopa (forma de humana)

Mom... your meds... onegai...

I wanna fuck KOOPA!

>>3320388
>Not yet, Green. It's not over yet.

>>3326917
>Red
Disgusting

>>3326978
Fine, take the brown version

You guys ARE still making sure to watch her YT stuff too, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysYobAT5rmA
Mom, why...

>>3327339
>make a clip video complete with premiere countdown and great editing by a hardworking troopa
>shitpost as hard as you can directly after
Based beyond belief

>>3327339
she really needs to put the #shorts on her shitposts videos

>>3327411
The duality of Koops

>>3327411
>Said shitpost clip easily overtakes the "proper" clip
Bromega...

I can't talk right now..I'M MAKING PISS.

>>3327574
effort<memes
he should know this by now

>>3327574
It's new content versus a clip, obviously people wanna see fresh content straight from the Kwap, nothing to be upset over.

At first I wept over the shells I lost over betting on Koopa. Then I realized I'm already married to her, so it's all okay.

>>3328085
Heh, I'm already 1.7% there loser

>>3327339
The mental image of Koopa('s roommate?) having to physically mime the drinking while using the mouse to move the jug is hilarious for some reason.

You guys are going to buy Koopa's patch, right?

>>3330372
i don't think that it would ever get to my region and i don't use patches

>>3330372
You gonna drop a link to that?

>>3330933
Not out yet sorry but will post link when it is
>>3330451
Should ship to just about anywhere, anon

>>3331077
AWOOGA

>>3331077
based

>>3331077
Impressive. Very nice.

>>3331077
Off-model and therefore gross. Koopa's model is fucking gorgeous and to enhance any features is to do her a disservice.

>>3331520
She's the one who wanted bigger boobs by her own admission many times.

>>3331077
KOOBA

>>3331077
NICE

>>3311562
I like calling them trannoids

Yesterday i started watching her because of this board, she seems really cute

>>3330372
Oh shit that's pretty good actually

>>3330372
Amazing. Would buy.

>>3330372
Based patchchad
>>3331077
Based drawchad

>>3330372
Patches onegai

>>3331520
>Off-model
wtf how. You shizos say anything is off model and don't even understand what does this mean

>>3331077
I love you anon

>>3330372
The patches, niggy...

>>3331077
Those milk jugs

>>3331520
That's klassic Koopa, anon. Her boobs are SUPPOSED to be that big.

What's the essential watchlist to get to know her?

>>3341950
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWbYSUwKQb9k88b1Vo-I031aU4-6ve8ed

What do you want to see in the next outfit? I was thinking summer themed, but am open to other things or will take them into account for the future!

>>3343009
A casual outfit would be nice, since the Holos are getting some as well. A Koopa in her comfy, "I'm not leaving the house today" clothes would fit, can make it something summer-y as well.

>>3343009
Summer would be nice. Maybe down the line, a military uniform.

>>3343009
Summer outfit sounds pretty good

>>3343009
That sounds like a great idea....I have a request koopa can you say

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

>>3343009
>Koopa will live to the summer
I like the optimism

>>3343009
A summer dress would be cute. So would a casual outfit and maybe something like a military or mech pilot suit.
>>3343154
>"I'm not leaving the house today" clothes
Anon, she doesn't wear underwear at home...

>>3344631
>Anon, she doesn't wear underwear at home...
Even better

>>3344631
>Anon, she doesn't wear underwear at home...
I don't see the issue

>>3344631
I beleb dis

>>3331077
Sauce onegai

>>3343009
I agree with the casual outfit, but a dressed up for a date Koopa outfit could be cute? Something like “I’m putting a lot of effort in”

>>3344959
>dressed up for a date Koopa
This actually sounds pretty cute desu, like a nice black dress and handbag, some lipstick but keep the cute tired eyes and have her hair up in a ponytail

>>3345142
Ponytails are objectively the best hairstyle on the planet

>>3346510
Literally me

how transparent can a sundress be without it being straight up erotic

>>3343009
Swimsuit that shows off koopas tits and hips

>>3346510
A masterpiece

>>3346648
Implication is better than depiction. It should only barely show the silhouette of the body underneath when the sunlight is shining directly through it, but you shouldn't be able to see any of the detail.

>>3346510
Me

>>3346510
>t-pose* in the corner to establish dominance
(the t in t-pose stands for troopa)

>>3346510
Why isnt he pink?

>>3342009
Did we ever actually get that Koopa choker lore?

>>3347508
3D pink disgusting

>>3347546
Given she's probably never sucked a dick in her life I doubt she's a blackbelt in it knowing her the chocker probably acts as a neckbrace keeping her head from falling off

>>3347574
>hating on pinks

>>3347508

>>3347869
>You were my brother, Pink! I loved you!

>>3347730
This, considering her condition sucking dick would probably dislocate her jaw

>>3343009
A outfit similar to the one that the vroid Fortuna >>3301451 wears could be nice as a future costume idea.

>>3343009
Summer dress with hat so I can take Koopa out on a date on my bicycle.

>>3348812
The "summer dress with a big sunhat and ribbon" look is so good it's almost cheating.

>>3343009
Summer themed sounds great. Something like swimsuit with semi-transparent cover, or just the classic - summer dress with straw hat, and obligatory red flower in it.
I wanted to suggest casual but you're already casual, so I guess we must go the opposite way - more fantasy/sci-fi?

>>3349815
>more fantasy
This is more an image thing than a live2d outfit suggestion, but Koopa, Nina and the Africats as a indie DnD/fantasy group would be fun.

>>3343009
birthday suit
like others have already said sundresses are peak cute

>>3350228
Dorky dark mage Koopernicus...

>>3350461
>summons costumed Troopas as familiars
>uses some kind of fantasy shotgun instead of a wand or staff
>literally 0 LCK so her spells backfire on the worst possible rolls

>>3350461
koopa is just hex maniac but green

>>3343009
I wish Koopa would get something other than a dress honestly, she already has two, so maybe something with tight pants would be nice, but I feel like anything is fine, koops
Military or /k/ hunter Koopa would be cute as fuck though, especially with shorts

Koopa is a Sex Maniac.

Bros i can't think sexualy about her anymore, ever since i learned about her health i just want to protect her

>>3351386
Don't think of her as some fragile thing that'll fall apart from weak breeze, she's deserves better.

>>3351386
Koopa can handle the D. She's literally chuubing to find a husbando.

>>3351386
>>3351982
and she's stretchy so she can probably squirt babies with ease

>>3350824
Mom jeans and turtle neck sweater koopa...

Koopa is a nice lady. koap

Koopa is made for kuddles

>>3347546
It's a nifty little necklace to remind us that she's a turtle (tortoise) mommy.

>>3350789
And that's a good thing.

>>3330933
https://www.absoluteterritorysupply.com/

Alright fellas, I am planning on getting a lewd commission.

Here is the mockup I will show to the artist.
https://files.catbox.moe/yx0rdb.png

I don't have any artists currently in mind, so if you guys have suggestions, let me know.

What I need are
1. Someone with comms open now
2. Someone with not 100+ prices please

>>3356353
Oh forgot to mention, I am looking for twitter artists.

>>3356353
Mala is open for comms right now
https://twitter.com/MalaCara_B

>>3356511
You're right, but I'd like to find an artist who hasn't drawn Koops before. I'm sure most of the people who follow Mala already know who she is, so if an artist who hasn't seen her before draws her, maybe their fans would check her out. Hentai is good advertisement.

>>3357097
Ah that's a good point, no one else I follow really has comms open except for
https://twitter.com/Norman_Maggot
but I don't know their prices.

>>3304154
I want koopa to collap with my cock

>>3357314
I'd rather see Koopa collab with Nina's cock, too many male collabs

>>3346510
Can you put this guy on a transparent background

Why the fuck does Koopa follow Artia on twitter?

>>3357616
I would love monthly collabs with her and/or Rose. I mean, at least let em finish RE5.

>>3357616
The CEO has a cock? Is it a nice one?

>>3357289
Wow their art is great, I wager they’re expensive (artists who ask you to DM for prices tend to be) but I’ll throw them a message anyway.

>>3358535
Of course she has a cock, that's our CEO for you.

>>3357616
What would Koopa and Nina's child be like?

>>3360252
Cute, provided it survives the womb.

>>3361667
If I can survive it anyone can!

Do you think it makes Koopa feel sad that having kids has the possibility of passing on her genetic disorder?

>>3303575
No, it’s a stray jacket. A nurse misplaced part of her uniform and then Fortunately stole it to impersonate medical staff and personally collect all the semen samples from a clinic

>>3345142
>>3344959

>>3371915
5 is best. Classy Koopa > slutty Koopa. And detached sleeves are god-tier.

>>3371915
>pubes
based

>>3372466
3 is probably best for an actual sort of fancy dinner date, and 5 came out like a 80s disco date koops.
>>3372555
Can't have Koobs without pubes

>>3371915
5 With the mini skirt of 4.

>>3372951
And the proper ponytail. Real ponytails >>>>>>> side ponytails.

>>3371915
>pubes
based

>no armpit hair
unbased!

>>3371915
3 is the best if you want to go to a fancy dinner.

>>3371915
5

>>3372986
That too, but i also like hair buns

>>3372951
>>3372986

>>3373813
This is the perfect Koopa.

>>3373813
perfection

>>3373813
perfect

>>3373813
Perfect anon, thanks

>>3373813
Fucking beautiful anon

>>3371915
1

>>3371915
For me, it's 2.

t. Koopa

>>3376367
Wait no, I mean 3!

>>3376431
Kansas...

>>3376367
>>3376431
Yep, that's Koopa

>>3311562
Where do you think we are?

>>3376431
Kipper...

>>3376367
>>3376431
keikaku...

>>3376367
Koopa Mai Shiranui cosplay dress confirmed. I don't even need to read any more replies now that I know this.

Yeah, Summer dresses are neat I agree.

>>3380895
HANS, NO!

>>3376431
>>3376367
Kwappi...

>>3380895
Wait did you edit the turtle patches?! also don't make me fucking do it!

Did Koopa do a cover of one of Mori's raps or was that just some kind of depression fever dream I had?

>>3382535
No, that happened, I just think it was a vocaroo or something. Pretty sure she did a part of Dead Beats?

>Muv-Luv is kill forever
A shame, but also not really a bad thing. I hope she does a new VN playthrough, though. Her tangents in those streams were top Koopa.

>>3382447
Yes. With 10 minutes in an Adobe trolled version of photoshop, I can do just about anything. You're worrying me, anon.

Think Green Think! The more you gamble your shells the higher the chance you'll marry Fortuna!

>>3382929
Anon i kneel...

>>3382802
Great work anon o7 Hail Koopa

>>3382929
based

>>3382929
If Koopa's name is Koopa Fortuna, then is Fortuna's name Fortuna Fortuna?

>>3385802
No, she's Fortuna Kwapper.

>>3382929
>>3380895
>>3373813
>>3371915
Based, all of you, also for me its 3 or that edit of 5

>>3371915
Feeling 2

Kwappi, if you're looking for ideas for a new outfit try these.

>>3391902

>>3391913

>>3355380
Anon it's not on the store...

>>3356353
catbox fix your site ahhhh its not loading

>>3392688
Reuploaded just for you

https://i.imgur.com/nScEhIu_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

>>3394836
thanks

>>3392179
It will be tomorrow

>>3357868

>>3395639
Unity

>>3380895
CasaPound Koopa?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CasaPound

>>3395639

>>3395831
>Shinji...they wont stop looking at us.
>let them watch. We have a world to repopulate!

>>3395831
Edit Asuka to be Koopa

>>3395967

https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1390657697251569669/photo/1

>>3391913
OL Koopa is my life.

>>3396393
>The terrain
Brilliant

>>3396189
>>3396393
Troopas on fire today

>>3330372
how many inches is that barrel jesas

>>3343009
"Koopa at the range" outfit would be great. Or a revolver ocelot cosplay

>>3398908
the G36 is 39.3 inches long in total, and Kwappi is only 4'11(.5) feet tall...

>>3399006
oh shit, the g36 is 66% of troopa's height

>>3399112
koopa* I was thinking whether or not troopas are the same size as a shotgun shell

>>3399112
in the picture I even had to reduce the size of the gun slightly because it was so rediculously big

>>3399159
c-can koopa's hands even hold the handguns she owns?

>>3399189
Imagine how cute she must look at the range with how tiny she is compared to her guns...

>>3399233
how come no gun-male from the range has hit on her. Is mommy hiding something from us?

>>3399255
Didn't she say in her gun cleaning stream that she shoots in her backyard? I don't even imagine a NEET like her would go to a local range often. That or all the bubba fudds are afraid to hit on the gun wielding handicapped girl with messy hair tired eyes and anime T-shirt

>>3399313
backyard... I hope she has a proper mound to shoot at and all

Going to the shooting range with koopa!

https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1390692027038326789
>no pogeymon

>>3402282
>Thought she was cancelling for health reasons again or something
>She just really wants to stream RE8 today
Scared me for a second.
Anyway, I'm assuming this means that she'll still be streaming Pokémon on Saturday and then STALKER afterwards, so I see no downsides to this.

>>3402282
I don't have a twitter account because I'm a paranoid schizo but yeah, she should absolutely play the game she's excited to play.

https://www.twitch.tv/koopa_ch
GET IN HERE TROOPAS

Oh no, bros... she forgot her meds today.

>>3403763
I don't know what I would do if Koopa ever took a single med. What a treasure she is.

>>3403812
Yes, good.

I can't believe Commander Troopa is fucking dead

>turning off the light might mess with my tracking
I wonder what that would actually look like to watch.

>>3403894
He lives on, inside each of us.

>RE recap with Koopa

Someone clip this

>This REcap

>how could we trust the big Pharmaceutical company?
Koopa no!

This recap makes RE sound better than it actually is. Thanks, Koopah.

I LOVE Koopa

I'm legitimately impressed right now.

>late to stream
>click in
>haven't missed a second of the game because koopa's been spastically recapping the entire franchise's plot for 20 minutes
I unironically fucking love her.

>>3404226
She's a perfect autistic angel.

After listening to koopa i have to ask, what the hell fo 7 and 8 have to do with resident evil? What the hell is the story? Do I need meds?

>>3404119
I've watched a similar recap yesterday in german, it really makes the thing more interesting than it actually is

>>3404301
It is impossible to understand the story of any Capcom series on meds. You become too sane to comprehend what is going on.

>>3404301
No, but the people that wrote 7 and 8 do need meds. Just not the meds from the big pharmaceuticals. Fuck those meds.

>>3404301
7 is just another BOW outbreak, very loosely attached to the universe as a whole, only brings in Chris right at the end. 8, no fucking idea.

>>3404062
Are you me

>>3404301
RE7 was basically a soft reboot so it's not a surprise that RE7 and RE8 are so detached from the greater lore of the rest of the franchise.

>>3404301
7 is almost a reboot. Like 4 was.

Koopa is ovulating RIGHT NOW.

Koopa is ovulating LIVE ON STREAM.

>First person baby carrying
No wonder Koopa needed to move the stream to today

Koopa is really baby obsessed isn't she...?

Koopa wants babies right now anon.

Gonna be honest, I've never really thought of wanting to be a father until I started watching Koopa...

Damn, i kinda want to impregnate her and take responsibility

Actually, wait a second. This is Abe propaganda, isn't it?

Putting babies in koopa!

Koopa really likes babies.....

>>3404542
Lincon?

>>3404542
Koopa is sponsored by Abe! Let's go!

Twins with Koopa! Triplets with Koopa!

>she knows prices of baby related stuff
Kwappi...

I want to marry koopa and put children in her

>>3404619
Making a football team with Koopa!

I want to become the father of Koopa’s child.
Koopa is pandering to he prime minister of Japan in order to secure a chance to be involved with the Tokyo Olympics and possibly secure a colllab with Hololive.

>>3404615
Shinzo Abe. A common /a/ meme is that he's responsible for all pro-baby content in anime/certain "fertile" character design, in an desperate attempt to convince Japanese couples to mate.

She's looking at every single detail about the baby, Koopa please you're giving me baby fever as well, this is contagious

>>3404668
My brain went retard from the lore drop and I didnt register the name

>>3404677
don't worry tiger let it take you

>>3404700
Not me but I already did

She's giving me baby fever and i'm a man

Holy shit she wants a baby. Ive never seen a women without kids sperg out over a crib and crib safety

K- Koopa sure is an expert on this baby stuff, huh?

G-guys, I'm starting to think the marriage proposal isn't a joke and she just wants someone to give her a baby

>>3404777
Well she's taken care of babies and kids doing babysitting, so it makes sense that she would be knowledgeable about safety

>>3404777
>>3404824
She used to do babysitting in between her neet spells didn't she?

>27 and i've never given even a passing thought to have a child or even marry
>mfw every time koopa gets baby fever and i can feel it rubbing off on me

>>3404837
Why did she get that job in the first place?

>>3404658
>collabs with HoloEN
>gives all of them baby fever
>Gura can't stop talking about cribs, baby food and proper childcare
IMAGINE

>>3404832
>>3404837
I forgot she has taken care of literal babies and not just children

Koopa's PC can't handle this game AND streaming...

Time to fund mom a new computer

koopa has probably never gotten laid but she's moonlighted as a surrogate mother for 14 children

>>3404908
I'm kind of surprised there isn't some kind of dedicated "streamer card" that exclusively handles tasks related to streaming and lets the rest of the computer work alone.

>tfw already seen a full playthrough of RE8
Koopa at least keep talking about babies.....

>>3404897
>mr and mrs anon would it be okay if i breastfed your little troopa? it will make him more powerful

>>3405266
Even better, I'll give you a little troopa of your own!

>>3405266
But girls who were never pregnant don't produce milk.

>>3405330
Not with that attitude!

>>3405330
Koopa's body naturally produces mommy milkies.

>>3405266
As long as im the little troopa

>>3405330
>he doesn't know

Cya later losers, i'm going to buy Koopa's used graphics card and smell it

>>3405330
some women start lactating when they are on birth control or their hormones are otherwise imbalanced

i can feel my soul physically leaving my body

>Fortuna baby ara ara
MY BLAIN IS BWOKEN

So who is going to throw in the classic koopa in there, or is everyone saving those 10 thousand points for marriage?

Rrat!

She's loose and she has a pacifier! I repeat, she has a fucking pacifier! Send help. We need reinforcements RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

>>3405662
>Baby Fortuna Ara Ara Classic!
That is the worst every-episode finishing move I have ever heard.

>>3405690
she truly is the missing holoEN...
cat ears when

My sides are gone

>deep voice mode
haha yeah that'd be terrible haha

>nobody will ever be able to afford the proposal
All she needs to do is enable gambling. Somebody will get 1mil in a matter of hours. If needed we can literally rig it and fund an anon's marriage proposal.

>>3405892
Now that's a good idea, i will gladly sacrifice myself and propse to Kwappi, no need to thank me

Is Ethan superhuman? I know his wife is some weird mold creature so presumably Rose is too.

>>3405987
It's revealed later

>>3405987
He was able to reattach his hand in 7. I'd assume yes.

>>3405987
No, in RE7 he had Green Herb extract to connect his severed hand back. And Mia had the mold aids before, he cured her at the end of RE7.
I don't know what fuckery is going on in RE8.

>>3405987
ethan is also moldy

>>3406188
>And Mia had the mold aids before, he cured her at the end of RE7.
Didn't she get shot in the cold open by Chris but she was fine later? Or did I misinterpret the sequence of events?

>>3406257
At the start of the game? That was a flashback, before the bebi was born.

>>3406307
Oh, okay, that makes way more sense. Thanks anon. I guess I'm just misremembering the green herb.

>>3405892
>>3405935
This is literal prisoner's dilemma type shit, we could all get there at once but we would be too worried about someone not cooperating so we just don't do it.

>>3406443
>we could all get there at once
Not really. Gambling only lets you pool points. We literally would need to fund somebody.

>>3406522
Ah I see, I thought there was some multiplication going on, I remember hearing that somewhere that it did something like that.

This game is literally RE4, but less fun.

>>3406609
The game is literally RE7, but more European.

>>3406595
Maybe there is. I don't know for sure, but others would still need to lose points for somebody to gain them.

>>3406618
So this is how japanese see europe, huh. No wonder there's no holoEU.

>>3406660
In terms of living standards it's not far off from actual deep rural Eastern Europe. Sprinkle a bit of that Tarkov aesthetic on this and they'd be spot on.

>>3406609
>Sacré blu, c'est cet chien

>>3406732
I am from eastern europe and I can confirm, in reality it looks even more medieval and depressing.
But the game takes place in nice rural western europe.

Man, they really didn't bother innovating the gameplay at all, huh? This is just RE7 in a new setting.

>>3406832
It seems like Eastern Europe is like going into an alternate dimension where God is real but he's given up.

Koopa blood drunk confirmed. Shall not have eyes planted on her brain to be cleansed of her beastly idiocy.

>>3406618
I still want to know where the hell Capcom got their idea of what a rural Spanish village looked like for RE4

>>3406903
Yea, pretty much. It's mostly just old folk living in these kind of places too. It's really kind of sad because for the most part they are good people.
Mind you, we're talking REALLY deep middle of nowhere rural places here. Most of the populated places in Eastern Europe are fine.

>>3407012
They probably just googled "scary European village" and arbitrarily made it Spain after they made Luis a dashing Zorro type.

>>3407089
>>3407012
Wait, that was SPAIN? I though it was Mexico or some shit because I only ever watched streams / VoDs. That looked nothing like Spain.

>>3407120
I don't think they ever said Spain, but it is Europe and they're speaking Spanish. Add Luis being vaguely Latino and the whole thing is a glorious mess.

>>3407197
The currency is also pesetas, which is what Spain used before the euro

>>3407120
>>3407197
They also use pesetas as money. It's Spain.

>not being deeply Orthodox
>not burning incense
>not having a fabulously dressed village priest
Any remnants of immersion ruined. Should've hired real Europeans for the design / writing.

>>3407383
I feel very little about this game right now. Just thrown into the village with no explanation, and the people all have American accents. Plus it's just RE7 with a new coat of paint. No wonder they used dommy vamp mommy to sell this shit, it's all they had that was worth a shit.

>>3407718
It's not bad if you can suspend disbelief about the whole Romanian village thing. Would it have been better if they hired actual Romanians to do the designs and add some Romanian accents? Sure, but it's not really needed.

>>3407786
>Sure, but it's not really needed.
If you're gonna name the entire fucking game after a village, you should make the village believable.

>>3406896
each gameplay section is slightly different

>>3407808
I guess, but you have to consider a solid 95% have no clue how a backwater Eastern EU village would look like. Not everybody is Battlestate Games level of autism in recreating post-Soviet misery, though I would have definitely have appreciated it.

>fingers removed
Have the restrictions on that been lifted in Japan or is it censored over there?

>>3408115
In Miko's RE7 stream Ethan didn't lose his hand during the chainsaw scene, so the restrictions on gore are probably still in place.

>Yuropoors getting btfo in stream

RATE STREAM AND SEE YOU IN THE NEXT THREAD

Rate the stream!

>>3408604
8 / 10 for RE8.

>>3408604
Baby fever/10 this woman is driving me crazy

>>3408658
Not gonna lie, before Koopa I didn't know baby fever could be so attractive and arousing.

>>3408658
that was hot af

>>3343009
Summer outfit but with waterproof boots for swamps.

Before the thread falls off, I'd like to know if there are any Troopas here who specialize in 3D design/modelling.

This stream was really good, ganbaru on partner Koopa!

>>3408606
>>3408604
RE 8/10

The resident evil recap was fun

I LOVE KOOPA

KOOPA LOVE

KOOPA LOVE

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