/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to hug the Pippa.

Femanon status?

Shiina, my beloved.

I'm starting to feel it. The anti inside me is overtaking

I swear to God, the cringelords (not in a good way) at Pippa's live were such a disappointment. Some of the girls were okay, but the guys were brony-tier lolrandum tryna be funny and show off, but really just not giving Pippa anything to work with.
I can just imagine that one guy who asked about cereal without a bowl getting the genious idea and stewing on it, until his moment came and he said the most empty reddit thing any man has ever said. Fucking hate thes e autistic losers.

I love Gen 1
I love the Invaders
I love Gentoo
I love Phase Connect
and I love (You)

cat sex

Oh boy, Tenma drinking stream during a thinking game. This should be good

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Tenma Slay the Spire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdGkHJENO78

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G0m4APEM-U

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi work stream
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Yuri zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03bnQDIW2Ps

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Airi Gundam Evolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVmu2k3oSU

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime Cyberpunk 2077
YT Link TBD

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Iori Yakuza 0
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Erina Trombone Champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUGaDsXlIAE

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>34066152
I wonder if Pipa was the biggest guest they ever had

>>34066152
to be fair to the retards what else are you supposed to say when meeting a VR anime rabbit in person besides "wow I'm a big fan" or something cringe?

PIPPA PLEASE I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE PRETTY NEAT

>>34066149
Who do you anti? For me it's Lia and Rie. Pippa herself is also on thin ice, and if she ever mentions Hasan again I'll anti her for sure.

>>34066152
My favorite part was all of them stood the same wide stance way like they were about to fight someone. Except the one dude that went up three times and tried to BTFO her with his questions.

Lia has been found!

>>34066149
Let the hatred fuel you brother, Dont let these chuubas win

>>34066250
I don't know about this Pipa but the biggest guests they had this time were Pomu and Peepa.

what it mean

>>34066243
She'll be fine, she doesn't think much
t. women can't portal

>>34066364
>lol hate Yuri

>>34066280
>>34066326
just wanna spice things up, you know? like when you fight with your significant other. It's part of the parasocial experience

>>34066331
internet idol Pipkin Peepa

>>34066254
I don't know, maybe don't stutter your way through a reddit-tier joke and actually try to have some semblance of charisma.

>>34066072
i love titty sag

>>34066364
>pippa streams hope
Our saviour...

>>34066397
its even better when they have a mental breakdown or go menhera over reading things here, then pretend they arent doing it because of the hate theyre getting /here/

if it weird if i wanna have sex with pippa?

>>34066397
So do you just anti them all? Are you a daredemo anti?

>>34066468
>>34066326
>>34066149
Fatherless behavior.

>>34066364
>lia en sex weird
fetish bros lia will indulge in your fetish

I can fix them, I can save them....

>>34066246
>4am
Nice and this is why watching anybody from NA is a sin

>tfw your oshi will never love you as much as notrushia loves her fans
Please lord give me an english speaking chuuba who acts like this and i will support her for life

>>34066508
Youre also posting here anon. (You)re also exhibiting fatherless behaviour.

>>34066413
Peepkeen Peepa

>>34066540
Who are you referring to now?

>>34066570
I'm not an expert but I think notrushia is completely off her rocker mentally

I prefer it when I can schizo myself into believing they're referencing the positive mentally ill things I talk about here.

https://twitter.com/HarunaSwift/status/1558924576356270080
FIVE phacon replies, plus past collabs
i think we should add heavensrend to phase friends
wonder which one of them sakana is angling for

>>34066618
Just malded over the fact that everytime I watch NA Vtubers late they shift their hours to an even later time
Dont worry Anon its just my issue

>>34066432
ok

>>34066668
who has done with collabs with them?
need to be collabs with multiple phase members in order to warrant friend add

>>34066682
Let's move to canada and go halfsies on rent.

>>34066668
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1574463447747760140

>>34066664
It is always amusing isnt it? Funny how you can influence a public figure with just a few shitposts. even if you dont watch them they will respond to your shitpost.

>>34066682
If you're talking about Yuri she's streaming at that hour because of her sponsorship.

>>34066668
We already don't have room in the copy pasta for the OP as it is, i think we have 4 lines to spare, and any attempt to fix it is met with tears and pissed pants

A man with feeder fetish is a creep. A woman with feeder fetish is a great wife.

Why is Tenma so fucking cute?!

>>34066504

>>34066809
you say that now but you'll be changing your mind after she starts getting mad because you didn't finish the entire plate of brownies she made for you after the 6th meal she made today

>>34066364
pretty sure it means I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi I love Airi

>>34066809
Loom is a female architect who want to groom a man into the perfect fat ugly bastard

>>34066927
Does Lumi actually have a feeder fetish? I've been looking for a reason to drop her since she started doing British accent impressions and screaming for Xalamon by name every single stream. so for a very long time.

>>34066504
Pippa feels so asexual that it feels wrong to sexualize her. Is she not really into humans? Seems like furshit would make her hornier than a Chad.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>34067049
Pippa feels like my girlfriend from 2019
Cool person you never wanna seriously date even though she's the single e-girl on a server and everybody is throwing his hands at her

>>34066504
No, pippa is extremely sexual

>>34066364
>family shiina hours
SHIINA LET ME PUT AUTISTIC KIDS INSIDE OF YOU

>>34066254
"Is that THE PIPKIN PIPPA from PHASE CONNECT? OH MY GAH"
see her reaction and then go into some tangent juice about five guys, glowies, antisuicide pact, texan streamer house, upbeat doomer tangent, some random interesting thought yoy had that day....really, with Pippa the possibilities are endless.

>>34067217
Antisuicide Pact?

>>34067278
A cruel and genuinely sadistic thing.

>>34066768
It's great having evidence that my posts can make people smile.

Slowly

>>34067194
But anon, Shiina is for Anal

>>34067339
You mean wholesome and life saving?
Pretty sure the doomers here could use that shit.

>>34066668
>i think we should add heavensrend to phase friends
We already have Haruna in the OP.
More importantly Heavenrend don't have a general.

>>34067451
Panko is the best Vtuber
Daily Panko prayer 3*2*1

Our Father in heaven
Hallowed be your name
Your kingdom comes
Your will be done
As in heaven, even so on earth
Give us today our daily bread
And forgive us our guilt
Just as we also forgive [those who are guilty upon us]
And lead us not in temptation
But save us from evil
For yours is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for eternity

Amen.
Thank you Panko

>>34067472
>life is misery
>death is the only escape
>can't afford to reach an euthanasia clinic

>can't die before the successful vtuber rabbit does

>>34067472
I'm confused. Pippa made an antisuicide pact with her chat or we want her to make an antisuicide pact with chat

The pacts are signed.
Be ready.

PANKO MANKO

Someone remind me what other languages tenma speaks so I can place whatever this dialect is devolving into

I may have found a Pippa of my own. WIsh me luck!

I see Tenma has taken the Japanese government's advice to drink more to heart

>>34067909
But she's not that young...

>>34067909
She's so hot, I can't watch

>>34066809
Women should be plump so a man wanting to fatten up a woman makes sense.
Men should be muscular so a woman wanting to fatten up a man is freak shit.

>>34067035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJLLpcNqKwA

>>34066314
>Except the one dude that went up three times and tried to BTFO her with his questions.
That retard was the worst. He was trying way too fucking hard.

>>34067933
Tenma is not an e-girl, Tenma is an e-woman

>>34067981
E-hag.

>>34067841
French and Canadian I think

>>34067933
She actually is

>>34067989
hag fingers

>>34067572
Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>34067576
The pact is already a fact, jack.

>the pact is now ancient lore
why does everywhere keep making me feel old

>>34067965
Whelp. The days are starting to feel shorter as I start to feel my age Hag and there are plenty of edited videos of xcom that can save time watching.

>>34067972
She did a good job of dealing with him though. As much hate as she gets she's surprisingly good with PR on the spot. Also surprised he didn't get asked to leave and ended up in the final shot with her.

>>34067128
The type that attracts orbiters like crazy.

>>34067950
Nah. I want my women to look like pic related.

>>34068242
tranny-san you will never be a hag

>>34068271

miichan plays slay the spire like it's a slot machine, just doing random things and hoping it goes well
good thing I don't have the backseat autism and that she's steadfastly ignoring chat

>>34067950
STAY AWAY FROM MY STICCS YOU BASTARD

>>34066072
Which girl was the best from last night? I liked long haired bunny chan with cute hat

>>34068358
ofc you did, coomer
seething foid best foid

>>34068216
I just don't have time to watch every stream. Its weird how you miss one stream and then you just don't know pippa using fucking piss bottles

>>34068358
For me it's plump seething femanon.

>>34068216
The pact was sealed by the First Ones. Those who came after know not to whom they owe their existence. One day the Pink One will collect her due.

>>34068271
Something about slim, flexible toes with natural slightly long nails drives me crazy. Specially on a loli or loli adjacent body (not actual children btw).

i wanna see yuri's drawing she did of cats ripping their ribcages open!

>>34068387
wait, you missed the one with the piss bottle order forms too

>>34068378
She's like the least sexual woman ever, want to take her to see a scarry movie so she gets scared and grand onto me

Timestamp for seething fem?

>>34068552
That but Pippa.

>>34068455
And the maggot lore. I worked nights in 2021.

>>34068552
there were some qts at this thing, this girl and the one that looks like lia

>>34068676
I missed most '21 streams too.

>>34068552
Least sexual? She looks like asian belle delphine, face made for deep throating.

Dead Hours

Phase Friend Greekgodx is live. https://www.twitch.tv/greekgodx

>>34067841
At least 4 IIRC, 2 of which she doesn't divulge for opsec reasons.

>>34068765
Look, I'm just trying to be a gentleman

>>34068772
tenma is literally streaming right now

>>34068772
Tenma is literally streaming you absolute mongoloid

>>34068810
My apologies, carry on.
[anon news] I just managed to give myself a boner with my own post.

Why does Pippa attract so many bi/gay women who thirst over her?
Even one of my female friends who I introduced chuubas to now wants the rabbit.

>>34068868
Write fanfic about the situation.

>>34068868
I feel bad for this poor woman now, I regret my post

>>34068881
She has big female dick energy. She speaks her mind with no filter. A lot of E girls don't do that or come off as too pretty to approach for many women. Pippa comes off as a gremlin they can relate to and flock to for protection.

God I love women so much, thank you kami-sama for women.

>>34068988
women love
women sex

Wake up faggots new food horror just dropped

>>34068881
Same reason as Coco

>>34066072
Imagine being married to pippa, living on a farm compound and she has her own harrem of qt girls who act as maids and farm hands which you can use freely as long as she's the only one you love.

>>34069031
I'm not sure I love women anymore.

>>34069094
Diamonds thinking about that.

>>34069094
You had me at (OP)

Why is Remi's twitch channel closed?

>>34069094
Pure bliss, but quite resource intensive. Well beyond worth it though. I am aiming for that with (bi) gf. We have talked about this and basically we would only admit women (probably only one or two more) given that my gf either loves them or is sexually attracted to them too (and is sure she would not stop being the main girl forever).

>>34069280
Wrong OP.
https://www.twitch.tv/remilianephys

I want Erina to dominate me. I am merely a Pippigger and don't watch Erina but ever since I learned she is 6'3'' i can only think of Erina dominating my small, short, thin male body like a character from a dhibi comic. I want erina to abuse me physically with her incredible tiger/android strength while she mentally abuses me with her erotic Philipino voice until I am in tears and then she comforts me with her voluptuous female body until I am completely codependent. I don't want a single independent thought left in my head I only want to serve Erina any way she asks me to, even if it means cleaning off her shoes with my tongue and then being made to clean her sweaty feet please help me /vt/ I don't want these thoughts anymore her streams always put me to sleep.

>>34069407
>dhibi
Patrician taste. Loved the sword guy one (and the slime one and the one about tennis or something).
Also wtf she is 6'3""? Crazy

>>34069295
I'm more into having two or three wives, rather than being a "thrupple" or whatever. I'd need to love all of them and they don't need to be bi or anything, th just being really good friends borderline surrogate sisters would do.

But good luck with that man, hope it works out.

>>34068358
I liked Lia the best.

>>34069504
Canon height not bloodly likely to be roomate height but who cares about that, really.
When a pinoy woman makes herself tall she probably got cucked by a white girl and is coping.

>>34069504
Tennis? I haven't read that one. The 2 Part Fubuki looking fox girl one I keep comung back to though, and the college student one

>>34069407
>erotic Philipino
lol

>>34069094
Okay but imagine being woken up in the middle of the night by a bloody and distraught Pippa who got a bit too carried away with her Acts Of Love in the basement. Then you've gotta leave the bed and calm her down and clean her up and tell her it's gonna be okay and it was just an accident and then dispose of the body and you gotta deal with all of this quietly while hoping your other wives don't find out and also hoping that Pippa wasn't into it and won't make it a habit now.

>>34066570
Have you ever heard of Kiki Pyon-pyon over on /pyon/. They’re a bit hostile to outsiders there, but it is genuinely the most freaky bi-directional parasocial relationship I have ever seen.

>>34066072
Why is pippa such a chud?

>>34069515
Yeah, that sounds nice too. We are still young and if it does not happen I am happy too, although she is the one that brings it up more frequently. Our relationship started...morally gray let us say. I made it clear from the staty the it was likely to fail based on the pertinent stats but that I was willing to make it work. We have been happy for 6 years now. I am really glad it is working out so far. We are already talking about upgrading to fiance status. With all the shit in this world, stuff like this makes it worthwhile. Vtubers are good too. Even though I dont consume GFE, I feel female vtubers in general manage to be entertaining while retaining a feminine charm. Personally, I love slightly eccentric women, so Phase Connect is the chuuba company for me.

>>34069031
>trash goblins
I will watch your streams now.

>>34069784
But is it romantic? I do not like romantic parasociality. That is why I like Pippa.

>>34069937
No it's just platonic rough impregnating sex

>>34069960
Are you trying to fool me, gooby?

>>34069937
What are you talking about? Pippa gives 100% accurate girlfriend experience.

>>34069983
He was obviouslybeing sarcastic.

>>34069960
God I love platonically impregnating my blood related little sisterwife Pippa.

>>34069902
Dam, good to see people actually willing to work on a relationship.

>>34066768
You can even apply it to people of the past. The Timurid empire only happened because of my shitposts for example.

I miss her...

What if Hololive accepts the Yabbit's audition?

>>34068216
At least half the people who were regularly watching Pippa at the time missed the pact, since it was one of her debuff streams.

Tenma is currently MEGASLAMMED

>>34070222
Nothing for at least 2 years because unless EN3 gets at least Ina at her height-tier numbers across the board there'd be no reason to release another gen earlier than that.
HoloX is still heavily benefiting from just how long it took to release another JP gen.

Tenma is full on slurring whatever she tries to say

>14 talents
>0 streams

>>34070373
Damn, Pippa looks like THAT?!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdZjyE-Fvqa6HZQSzFqTg_X8VdUzAe6gE3zywP5t-odeEuOjA/viewform
How many of these are going to be Pineapple or other meme toppings to get a rise out of her?

>>34070342
But is she S M A S H E D ?

>>34070465
Da fuck? Panko is just Vinny Vinesauce with a voicechanger?

>>34070373
[x] Doubt

>>34070469
Fuck OFF why do you have to bring this cursed fucking meme over here?
>>>/an/
>>>/b/
>>>/anywherebutwhereihavetolookatthesefuckingabominations/

>>34069407
Are you me?

>>34070373
So who is this supposed to be?

Tfw you will never get tenma to pay you to leave

>>34070469
GIRTHMAXXED
BONE GROWTH GRINDSED
NECK ELIMINATED
SPINE TOUCHING THE GROUND
PYRAMID SKEEM
2X TRANNY

>ywn be aggressively propositioned by a host club bouncer to come in and meet the manwhores

>>34070373
>reverse image search
>No results
Ummmm bros?

>>34070465
Tomorrow is GAPCO day, so I’m going to send her Alaska’s favorite pizza. Should I send pepperoni or cheese?

TL Note: oviementte means "Obviously".
This Manko...

>>34070669
It's a Facebook filename. There are billions of unique photos of people there.

>>34070669
I mean, maybe it's a pic of the OP's cousin.

>>34070450
>Implying she can do make up like that

>>34070450
If this is anybody it better not be Pippa I will ungosling myself.

>>34070528
>>34070469
Would you buy fresh and frozen Tenma juice shipping worldwide?

>>34070373
Why does she need so much make up, it has a really weird texture to it

>>34070544
No, im just a guy who's not getting great advice on how to deal with submissive male urges

>>34070373
Ew, that's not a trash goblin. Gross.

>>34070450
My money is on it being Manko

>>34070870
why don’t you ask the star yourself?

>>34070373
seething femanon, is that you?

>>34070892
That woman is pushing 30 there's no way it's Panko.

>>34070373
Get someone to help you out with makeup application, seething femanon.

>>34070373
random pic, who dis?

>>34070873
I mean theres nothing wrong with it really. Shes probably taller than you and you just want someone to hold you and let the problems float away while she takes control of the situation. Nothing to be ashamed of.

>>34070772
Would Pippa use Airpods? I think she talked about not using Apple products before, or at least using an Android phone. I don't remember what she said exactly.

>>34071004
She unironically fell for the raycon meme.

>>34071036
>>34071004
Pippa has said she might get Airpods because she likes the way the case looks then was told by Chat that you can connect them to an android.
She seemed relieved but not exactly in a hurry to get herself a pair.

New Pippa clip just dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3BOq_Vgffc

>>34070469
After pippa coffe failed Sakana needs to go to the plan B.

Tenma peeing in my mouth rn losers

>>34070373
Lumi?

>post random picture of a woman
>collect (you)

>>34070956
Lumi supposedly.

>>34070991
I don't know if the shit i'm down for would be described that way.

>>34071285
Thread quality is miserable during no stream hours

>>34071285
Dead Hours Connect.

>>34070465

Time for the classic swedish pizzas....

>>34071319
>>34071363
Tenma is literally live right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpF-Ybz3oFs
Loomers...

>>34071390
cheese where

>>34071393
Tenma is also SMASHED and SLAMMED.

>your favorite vtuber is probably some landwhale that you'd ignore if you saw irl

>>34071408
Smug, please stop doing the zoom in with the round head distortion effect.

>>34071482
Don't worry, she would ignore you too.

>>34071482
I can save her from arterial clogging

>>34070956
Either lumi or random

>>34071482
not mine

>>34071546
It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

>>34071525
Impossible, that is the kind of humor zoomers were raised with. They have been mindbroken into thinking it's hilarious.

>>34071408
smug you should have picked the entry of the gladiators song

>>34071569
I want to hold her hand with my big manly one and make her feel safe

Nobody who posts in a thread like this is "manly"

>>34071408
>>34071597
>>34071525
>>34071594
https://files.catbox.moe/b7inxe.mp4

>>34071724
t. seething femoid

>>34071724
I'm so manly I eat raw iron, shit out chain and fuck hairy men.

>>34071724
P. much. I don't exclude myself from that but I always find it really fucking funny how hard /vt/ blusters and postures about their masculinity. Not even /v/ or /pol/ are that bad.

>>34071393
AND YET NOBODY HAS POSTED THE STREAM
https://youtu.be/gdGkHJENO78

>>34071482
This is pretty unlikely. Most vtubers are hot.

>>34070373
Looks Italian. Is this Panko?

>>34071734
>Lumi creatively rapes smug
>Anon literally rapes Xalamon

>>34071734
Lumi's opinion on comedy is completely irrelevant ever since she frantically laughed reacting to those maxor videos with zoomer ADHD cuts every 0.5 seconds.

>>34071724
Look at these weapons of mass doom, literally one punch man.meets saxton Hale.

>>34071771
>What is banter

>>34071285
>post the star
>people think it’s pippa

>>34071482
I fucking wish, all the vtubers i followed that , one way or another, ended exposing their face were total cuties. You have no idea how much this damages my mental health and standars. For once, can someone i like for their personality be around the same levels of looks as me? Fucks with my hope of mitting someone alike and getting along.

>>34067572
How can you call yourself a capippalist if you don’t understand the meaning of the pact?
> If I somehow managed to make it, then that means there’s always hope. Yes, even for you, anon.

>>34071734
Lumi is retarded, the video is ok
Can't blame smug when he has her to work with
>>34071915
This

>>34071955
>damages my mental health and standars
You absolute retard. Pictures of women on the internet are always heavily doctored and filtered. To the point that you would not even recognize them on the street even if you've seen their picture before.

>>34072007
>If I somehow managed to make it, then that means there’s always hope. Yes, even for you, anon.
This stuff kind of falls short when you're worse off than the person saying it, you know.

>>34071955
SMOL SMOL TARTUL HAUS

>>34072085
To be fair, it meant something back when she said it.

>>34071482
I remember when I was a newfag and actually believed this
I miss those days, they were better for my self esteem

>>34072202
The same applies. Using yourself as reference for stuff like that either just falls short for people worse off or outright demoralizes them as someone way better is being used as an example of "even this person could make it, so why not you."

Tenma is very small I am worried about the amount of alcohol shes consumed

>>34072304
Is she drinking enough water?

>>34072304
She's Japanese, she's fine.

>>34072347
Aren't the Japanese genetically lightweight drinkers?

>>34071955
>Fucks with my hope of mitting someone alike and getting along.
Vtubers are only one category of nerdy woman. There absolutely are nerdy woman more in your range out there.
Don't lose hope.

>>34071919
Ugly

>>34072383
No Asians only get a red blush while drinking

>>34072007
As nice an idea as that is and as much as I want to take hope from it the reality is that Pippa is a woman and for her entire struggle had, and still has, support and fallbacks that we as men never will and that she likely wouldn't have been able to succeed without. We don't even have to bring roommate shit into this. Remember that time this came up in stream and she said that there's always options and you can just go to a shelter if you're in trouble, then got surprised, even a bit combative, when she was told that that isn't an option for men? There are hundreds of us that would gladly reach out a hand if she needed it, monetarily, emotionally, whatever else. The only one reaching out a hand for (you) is a cartoon rabbit.
Pippa is a special girl. We don't deserve her, but we need so many more of her.

>>34071955
same. what the fuck. most of them are actual neets

>>34072383
>Aren't the Japanese genetically lightweight drinkers?
You're thinking of certain types of Chinese/most Pinoy/etc. Japs can drink almost as much as non-British non-Slavic European people.

>>34071955
>Caring about your "level of looks"
Ngmi, ask out the girls you like iragaurdless of how attractive they are

>>34072464
That's kinda how I'd define a lightweight.

>>34071955
not to say that there aren't a lot of IRL cute vtubers out there but you're also falling for the classic woman tricks of makeup, filters, and angles

>>34072290
A reminder that only 1% of twitch streamers have more than 50 ccv. Probably worse for yt.

>>34072464
Do you have any idea how much the range between Irish and Danish alcohol tolerance is?
British people can drink you under the table but the Irish put whiskey on a rag to put babies to sleep and it still polls regularly as an acceptable practice there.

What's Remi looking at?

Are we gonna have a fucking doomer timeloop AGAIN?

>>34072624
Non-Indog Cock.

>>34072497
Eeeeh

>>34072629
We have never left it.

>>34072664
It's not about the overall consumption, but how much you can have in one go. How much it takes to drink you under the table.
The Japs drink a lot overall, but they can't handle their liquor that well.

>>34072664
That is such a shit chart.
t. The french don't drink

>>34072629
>timeloop
Why do you keep forcing this meme? Its fucking cringe.

>>34071955
Okayu
Ollie
Pippa
Korone
Botan
Watson
Mori
Kiara
Mito

>>34072730
>my zoomer mutuals dont drink thus the whole of france doesnt drink

>>34070699
Real? Although those are barely right wing, they are the most right wing at the moment. And entertaining too!

>>34072629
who's timelooping the timeloop? the one who calls it a timeloop or the ones timelooping the timeloop? what a timeloop of timelooping being timelooped

>>34072787
OK, Name a French liquor.

please let me meet panko

>>34066364
>obvious lesbians

>>34073017
Not a wine, come on frog boy tell me about the liquor in france.

>>34073017
Did you missread the chart?

>>34072429
I remember sitting in a metal box in the North sea on less that two hours sleep having panic attacks and writing things like "worthless" on pieces of paper.

So glad I don't share problems irl

Dead Hours

Phase Friend BellaRama is live. https://www.twitch.tv/bellaramatv

>>34073017
Calvados and Cognac

>>34073125
No, I didn't but drinking a glass of wine every meal after lunch and dinner is going to add up differently from flooding your system with a full bottle of Adnams very friday.
Understand?

Panko meet and greet capped at 30 people? Damn.

>>34073322
I'm praying that I got in...

Remi I am begging you, PLEASE hire a clipper who can fucking spell

1h 30m until Her return.

>>34073392
soon

at least the lia likers managed to keep the bulk of their autism implosion to the first few days only

>>34073425
shhh... many of them are on a stable copium drip but they tend to wake up if you mentio elle eye ayy

Yeah but how come nobody ever mentions Pippa's design is troon flag colors?

>>34073493
Because it isn't. Trannies use white, Pippa's is cream.

>>34073567
Also wrong pattern.
Besides, why would you just let them call dubs on color combinations? That's weak shit.

>>34073634
We need to reclaim the rainbow.

>>34073130
Holy shit that sounds grim.
How come this thread seems to have people from all walks of life and yet they are all doomers? Is it a capippalist thing?

What's Lumi doing in her "working" stream today? Depending on the answer I might just watch the debut of that new twin tailed talent instead... whatever her name is.

>>34073773
What the fuck is a working stream
t. yellow woman hate

>>34072020
>the video is ok
The video that was never uploaded, you retard?

can't believe Lia is finally back TONIGHT

>>34074127
chances of lia spilling the beans as to why she was suspended?

>>34068387
fake fan

>>34066364
>find tenma nigger

Man, Pippa's performance yesterday truly brings to light how weak of a talent she really is. I think it should be pretty easy for another pink rabbit Vtuber to show up and completely outshine her. In fact I'm looking forward to it.

Which PC girls have mentioned they have a """brother""" so I know to avoid them?

>>34074174
Likely. Her conscious has probably been weighing her down making her feel bad for not streaming for 2 weeks. She was already itching to come back after 1

>>34073732
It's a capippalist thing. Our oshi is the saviour of the broken, beaten and damned. The shining star to light the way. Her care is like heaven, her eyes are like home.

Post-post-ironic worshipfaggotry aside she's managed to make a core fanbase out of a band of weirdos, misfits and disillusioned, hopeless men. And she accepts us. Wants us, even.
The weirdest thing is that I believe it.

>>34074308
hello seething femanon from yesterday

>>34074308
Yeah, me

>>34072629
Yeah, the scuffed McDonalds bathroom vtuber that I fell in love with (platonically) just had her 3D debut and is now a consistent 4view. What the fuck do I do now?

>>34074360
She is here...

>>34074308
I can almost hear the nails clacking on the glittery keyboard

Where can I watch Pippa's performance?

>>34074468
archivebro's channel

>>34074468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8kWPz8w3ys
its definitely worth a watch (last night pcg was fun af) but set cringe inhibitors to full power

>>34074308
Hello seething femanon. Let me smell your toes.

>>34071955
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sxYe2zBomCM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HC7LLiwc9pM

>>34074389

>>34074712
>that pic
... at least half this thread is SEAniggers, isn't it

>>34074791
anon, it's in Vancouver

>>34073493
Why do you think it's such a great idea to just completely hand pastel colors over to the degenerates like that? You should call yourself an ally, because you are the greatest one.

>>34074695
Why are they all bad?

>>34074067
you are speaking to smug

>50 minutes until Lia
seems like just yesterday anons were declaring bomb threats in minecraft unless she was released

>>34074791
It's Vancouver, they essentially own the real estate of the entire province.

>>34074976
Thanks for reminding me these subhumans are replacing the entire population of canada with the heroine/real estate double tap and the leadership of caada is actively helping them hide it through gambling laws.

How come Lia barely gets any subs? When i was introduced to Phase Connect, Lia had the most subs with 34k and Pippa had 20k. Now Pippa is sitting at 65k and Lia only 41k... isnt this kind of sad/pathetic? No wonder she got suspended

>>34075203
Go away numberfag

love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>34075203
The fuck kind of bait is this? You really think this works anymore?

Imagine numberfagging in a company whose most talents struggle to maintain 3views.

>>34075290
>>34075329
>>34075333
all of you took bait and look like dumb dumbs

>>34075328
What was her name again?

>>34075399
She's Lima!

>>34075399
Lia! Her name was Lia!

>>34075426
picrel

I only care about Pippa here and i refuse to give her my precious view if she doesnt hit 4 digits. You want to be in Hololive bitch? Lol dont even dream about it with only 3 digits.

>>34074313
meds

I'm more worried about her artist sabotaging her.
She looks like a damn zombie.

>>34075518
Anon she said it countless times, she wants to be in Vshojo, not Hololive

>>34075518
meds

I'm going to spill my spaghetti talking panko and then she'll laugh at me

>>34075624

phase friend forsen is live https://www.twitch.tv/forsen

>>34075602
Anon stop talking shit, we all know the only place Pippa really wants to be is inside your butt with her giant plastic pippenis

>phasmo collab tomorrow with panko, lia, shina and yuri
why did nobody tell me?

>>34075667
it bothers me how much BigJB looks like me, just 10 stone heavier.

>>34075728
check the schedules retard

>>34075667
I'm nervous

I actually hope seething femanon becomes a vtuber, she's definitely menhera

Lia doesnt deserve to have such a good and easy life. She should suffer more

>>34070465
sweet have a frozen pizza to add toppings to just for this occasion.

>>34075928
I'm nervous to the point I half hope I didn't get in.

I hope you guys don't see Panko as just another seasonal manko. I really hope you stick with her.

>>34076092
The moment i see a new cunny toy i will drop her and play with my new toy like i did with the one before here, and before that one and so on. To be honest im already getting bored of her.

>>34070465
I'll be making one from scratch but excluding all the terrible gluten that plagues modern day pizza. The traditional way doesn't use gluten.

Fuck, Marry, Kill
Tenma, Pippa, Lia

>>34076183
I was planning to make one with some local flavour to it but I no longer have an oven.

>>34076315
Marry Pippa, Fuck Pippa, Kill Pippa. In that order.

>>34076315
Fuck Lia
Marry Tenma
Kill Pippa

Who tf doesnt want free Japanese Visa?

>>34076315
Lia, Iori, Pippa

Seething femanon this, butthurt 2view that, I still can’t get over how, apparently, this is who is grooming me.

>>34076315
fuck the pippa
marry Lia
kill tenma feels so wrong to say that

>>34076315
Fuck Panko, Marry Pippa, Kill Iori.

>>34076400
. . .

>>34076369
Holy fuck she is tiny. Pippa(140cm) looks like a giant next to her. Imagine T^T

>>34076369
At least Pitbro is a real bro... right?

>>34076315
fuck pippa
marry lia
kill miichan

>>34076422
Look, I have nothing against her but you can't tell me she wouldn't have the tastiest meat.

>>34070465
I can try and make an awful attempt at homemade gluten free pizza from scratch

how scuffed will yuri's youtube stream be and how unhinged will she get at the number discrepancies?

>>34076315
fuck Lia
marry Tenma
kill Pippa

>>34076441
Your bro specifically, Anon-san.

>>34076369
I'm retarded, what technology is used here? Do they just have some fag in a green bodysuit stand there so they can have some reference to look at?

>>34076618
Much easier.
There's a screen facing the stage.

>>34076369
I would eat her pussy.

>>34076425
Pippa's roommate is 165-170, anon.

Why do all the Twitch only bitches started to stream on Youtube all of sudden? I seen some purple bitch with heart eyes pulling like 5k, the orca bitch, the white haired bitch who has the same model as Rindo Yuuki but with white hair and now Yumi. What the fuck happened? I never use twitch

>>34076369
>Pippa casts a shadow
BROS!?

>>34076689
Twitch switching to permanent 50/50 split on subscriptions while YT offers 70/30 on memberships.

>>34076656
Then who is shadow???

>>34076689
Filian streamed on twitch and still pulled in 20k ccv.

>>34076730
>>34076706
MEDS

>>34076706
>>34076730
oh god

>>34076706
>Pippa casts a shadow
>in the opposite direction where the light is coming from

>>34076761
sign she's a demon

>>34076706
WHAT

>>34076706
>>34076730
SHE'S REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34076734
Who the fuck is Filian?

>>34076706
wtf...

I literally did not edit that photo just used a program to slam the two together. What the fuck

>>34076931
How in the fuck do you not know one of the biggest vtubers on twitch?

>>34076931
typical vrchat streamer

>>34076997
Nigga i dont think i ever opened fucking twitch in my entire life

>>34076369
>that is the face of the Iori MMO grooming greentext posts
What the FUCK

Just rename us to Female Connect general already.

>>34076315
Marry Pippa
Fuck Pippa
Kill (You)

>>34076931
I think she's the big vshojo

>>34076931
vrchat coombaiter

prove you arent a phonefag and embed
https://youtu.be/3G0m4APEM-U

I LOVE LIA

>>34077135
OH GOD I AM EMBEEEEEEEEEEDING

>>34076369
Smash or pass?

>>34077051
You think maybe the posts triggered so many groomed anons because she has actual experience grooming young boys thus letting her make them more authentic?

>>34077135
What's that going to accomplish?

>>34077178
She look fat and yet has no tiddies. Hard pass. Maybe if im drunk and have a paperbag with me to put on her head.

LIA IS LATE

SHE'S NOT FUCKING COMING BACK

TRUST LEVELS UNDERGROUND, I KNEW SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE INTERACTED WITH LUMI

Our time is now my brothers

>>34077178
Hug

>>34076689
Twitch switching to a permanent 50/50. The reason this is bad is that the upper echelon of twitch had a 70/30 split in their contract. In return they had to stream something like 120 hours a month. That's gone now and it will be 50/50 split forever.
Next they're implementing more unskippable ads into every stream. Normally you get about 30 seconds of ads at the beginning of a stream and that's it, but now there will be unskippable ads during the stream and you (the streamer) are not able to turn them off. They will just happen.
In return though, they also will increase how much you get from ads so there's more incentive to show them.
Lastly a large ban on gambling due to a former streamer scamming people out of their money. There's been scams before, but nothing of this magnitude. The most watched category on twitch is actually gambling, specifically slots from stake.com who have(had) a multi-million dollar contract with Twitch that is now gone and the only gambling you can do is betting on something like sports events.
So yeah
>increased unskippable ads with more incentive to run them
>50/50 split on revenue from subs down from 70/30
>majority of gambling has been shut down
and to top it all off
>twitchcon in a few weeks

watch this dangerous zoomer

https://youtu.be/3G0m4APEM-U

>>34077339
About to start watching Lumi instead

>>34077178
she's built like a wrestler

Panko spotted with the Lia Likers

Panko in chat. Cute

>>34077334
>they also will increase how much you get from ads so there's more incentive to show them.
Is this even true? Yuri showed that they were offering her less money for ads now.

>>34076689
People finally realized Twitch has no future.

>>34077028
>>34077133
pretty much