/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>pass out sick
>wake up to another post of Uruka talking about pee
She has to know right

>>33931319
https://files.catbox.moe/pkrvtg.ogg

>>34109489
I love this innocent little dork

>>34109612
peak female mating strategies

PIPPA PLEASE I CAN HIT AN EGG WITH A COMP BOW AT 50 YARDS WITH THE RIGHT WINDAGE

https://youtu.be/Clt9eO6pn8E
Michiru is playing 推色-オシイロ- in 15 min.
It's this kusoge: https://twitter.com/tadasumen/status/1551555277341597696

>>34109796
>b-but perfect conditions at a pre-determined range I've loosed arrows at a thousand times before
Anon pls

Is there a vod of the unarchived post-concert stream from yesterday?

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

>>34109853
Okay yeah but still the one time I did it was pretty cool if I do say so myself..

>>34109934
I actually just assumed you were replying to something she'd said and so shitposted in reply.
That is pretty cool, yeah.

>>34109668
I want pippa to do a female dating strategies stream.

>>34109984
Isn't that that thing where crusty butthurt feminists complain about men like robots on /r9k/ do?

>>34110025
Yeah basically, though it was initially pretty funny before it became pure seething femcels

All times EDT / UTC / JST

08:00 / 12:00 / 21:00 (in 8 min) - Michiru Oshiiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clt9eO6pn8E

10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 - Lumi Ultimate Fishing Simulator
YT Link TBD

10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 - Remi Trombone Champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXX_NqAAtc

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori Cult of the Lamb
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Lia/Yuri/Shiina/Panko Phasmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U6QduA07q4

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Darkest Dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIcx5ii2Zqc

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina Jump King
YT Link TBD

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Project Zomboid
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Lia Genshin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-f-U6OnIMM

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Airi Lobocorp
https://www.twitch.tv/chisakaairi

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Uruka/Pippa/Hime Gang Beasts with Aoi Moi
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>34109668
can we get some female football strategies instead

Shiina, my beloved.

>>34110025
Yes

>>34110071
>Tenma Darkest Dungeon
I can't watch this bitch because all she does is backseat bait, it's infuriating. How do any of you make it through her streams while listening to her constantly asking questions about every single thing she reads, every move she should make, every decision?

>>34110162
Don't care. I will get my angry loli baba kino in that stream. Pleb.

>>34110162
I'm not autistic, so I understand that people who haven't played the game won't play it optimally or as I would, so I'm unconcerned and unbothered.

>>34110255
I don't mind that she doesn't play well, but I can't handle the experience of constantly asking about every single thing

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>34109834
https://youtu.be/Clt9eO6pn8E
Starting

>>34110155
Man, that's somehow even worse than /r9k/.

I just got into Pippa's based rabbithole. What is her accent? She says she's got a redneck background but her accent almost sounds....ever so slightly Hispanic?

>>34110338
Idk man if you imagine the whole thing as a giant shitpost it seems pretty funny to me.
>>34109883
Seconding this

>>34110155
Some real Hillary Clinton "women are the true victims of war" shit on this one. Normally, I'd say it's a troll, but this IS (p)reddit.. Biocunt might have actually spent the time to type that, and probably on a phone.

>>34110397
https://files.catbox.moe/1td5bz.webm

Pippa has a thick hillbilly accent she tries to hide for some reason

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>34110471
So it sounds weird because she's trying to suppress it?

>>34110414
idk itd be a better shitpost if they brought up the mothers having to literally clean up afterwards (please use the bathtub like civilized people, incels)

Yellow woman, you better not oversleep the morning stream, otherwise I will find you and forcefeed you into a size 20 hamplanet

>>34110471
Bloody hell I love American accents on women so much.

https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1574508647924658177


How do these things work?

>>34110840
First you get the panko, then you get the manko

>>34109489
I really want to buy Pippa a teddy bear

>>34110840
>you hop into a voice chat with a whole bunch of dudes and wait for your turn to be transferred to the channel where the manko is in

Pippa's model is wasted on her. Pretty much anyone could make better use of the rabbit's inherent cuteness but nstead it goes to the trashiest redneck arount. Sakana has no business sense.

>>34110894

>>34110901
adding to this, there's usually a mod in voice chat with you and the talent so they can do the kicking/banning if you get too autistic

>>34110554
When she asks a question in warhammer and reads my answer I cum a little bit.

>>34110911
>what is gap moe
Retard

>>34110911
Gap moe is great, fuck you.

>>34110928
Tenma and Lumi opted to keep jannies out, so it's gonna be interesting to see what Hime does. Panko will very likely have them however.

>watch a 3-view tuber you never interacted with before
>she responds to 80% of your chat messages throughout the entire 3-hour stream while ignoring others around yours
Is this love

>>34110924
How do I give this woman my paycheck?

>>34110952
Autistic fraternal twin experience do be hitting different.

>>34110911
It fits her perfectly tho, it's literally a disheveled girl wearing pajamas wearing a bunch aggressively girly stuff

>>34110554
She is awake

>yuri makes a big deal about closing all her dms and deleting her friends lists
Damn bros looks like she got groomed and her new boyfriend shut it down.

>>34110911
After seeing her different incarnations id say its a perfect fit, nothing hits as hard as her pink rabbit.

>>34110321
japs make the weirdest shit

Is the guy that sent 10ma the replacement for frankentroller /here/?

What a man would pay to get a whiff of Lia's farts.

>>34111225
Or, here's a thought, she kept getting DM'd by randoms, so she had to curb their autism. It's not her first warning either.

>>34111014
0x2B38d6e72AdB516607B836F25edA437f57e18A49

cat sex

i am sorry to bear the bad news for you, but pippa and every other girl will abandon and ban 4channers after getting sufficiently popular(just like other vtubers shun unicorns for example)

>>34110071
>10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 - Lumi Ultimate Fishing Simulator
> YT Link TBD
09:00 / 13:00 / 22:00 - Lumi Ultimate Fishing Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdQGacFoVXg

>>34110911
gap moe - you probably don't know what that means. when a character does things contradictory to the expected. so, yes, very cute looking bunny vtuber is actually a screeching, moldy autist is funny as fuck. there's hundreds of 2views in cute characters who have that sweet, cute personality out there. dime a dozen literally too many of them. pippa's gap moe is exactly why she stands out

>>34111407
nah mate its clearly orge
some fuck won the yuribowl
and now she is a sex haver

Fishing with star woman in 20ish mins!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdQGacFoVXg

>>34111796
To be fair, that would be the best cure for her bursts of depression.

>>34110321
This is a horror game made by people who care about their idols. Not middle management half-ass pet projects like Hololive Error that have nothing to do with Hololive proper except for some slapped on models..

I want to wape the Wemi.

If there's one thing I don't like about Lumi, it's that she takes 10 minutes until she actually starts the stream.

>>34110506
Definitely southern. Californian and New York street shitters would have no clue regarding some establishments she's talked about. Sometimes, I think she's an Okie. I'm probably not far off the money.

>>34110155
post some screencaps from the crystal cove next time as well

>>34109489
Previous thread >>34095001

>the pippanties poster is dead

PANKO MANKO

did lumi actually play madden? i saw some clip on her channel of her reacting to stuff. i want to watch a chuuba play madden... please... tell me she's gonna do more...

>>34109489
The yabbit has become the face of PC or something?

>>34112275
She has aready said where she comes from as notPippa.

Had a dream that Lia was back and that Lia was Lia

>>34112620
Always has been. This is what a daisenpai looks like.

>>34111819
Starting

>>34112726
stop staying up all knight sucking ducks then

>>34112595
anybody?

>>34112595
>did lumi actually play madden?
No. It's either internet footage or one of her jannies.

>>34112781
I just want an american football chuuba...

>>34112617
Well the farms are down, I'm shitfaced, and not really sure if I want to know everything about her roommate (again).
She entertains me so Goddamn much.. let me have this.

I like Lia!
Only Lia!

If you're going to be tired, why did you CHOOSE to stream so early?

https://www.twitch.tv/discoteimeteo

Nasa is playing Valorent with JP friends over here

sex voice

What did she mean by this?

>>34112952
So she comes off all vulnerable and it triggers out protective instincts

>>34112978
New model.

>>34112978
It's her new silhouette.

>>34112952
Do they get to choose their timeslots?

>>34112978
already shown last night

>>34113026
I think the only management is Sakana handing out a list of words that they shouldn't say on stream.

I'd kill myself if I had Lumis schedule

>>34113047
Dropping the coat? Good.

But if she's already showing it off then is there a date for release? Does she want to simul-release with Yuri?

>>34112876
Have comfort knowing she lives in the south but even as Pippa she has already kind of revealed where she is from by talking about a local place with only like 2 locations in her home state.

>>34113093
Lumi needs an angry vein popping animation to convey the countless times she just barely calls people gay and niggers.

>>34112954
Love the dragon!

>>34113093
And yet Pippa seemingly can keep singing Ram Ranch?

>>34113130
the coat might be an add-on after the model is done so I'm not sure if she's dropping it.
The release date depends on the artist and rigger progress.

>>34113093
Nah, there's definitely more management going on than that. The girls have talked about it here-and-there.
That said, my headcanon is that a lot of the management is soft rather than hard rules. More pulling someone into meeting and going, "You'd be a fucking dumbass to do that [again] and if you do there's very little we can do to shield you from the consequences." These girls chafe against chains, but probably fold hard to social pressure if it's painted as their "choice" to disappoint those around them.

>>34112954
I missed her bros

>Pippa is still only doing meet and greets at cons even though she did the unspeakable in the last discord one

>>34113130
2win is booked out until like May 2023, which got updated from September on the night Lumi first gave more information. It's safe to say it's going to be a while because lumi became really autistic about this gig around the time she finished her school year.
Woman needs everything to be beyond perfect not to mention they recently brought on a 4th artist just for clothing.

>>34113291
Can I get a rundown?

>>34113291
did pippa say the gamer word?

>>34113306
She has really become her mom.

>>34113411
And that's a good thing.

>Pippa becomes the ace
>Quality of uploads goes significantly down
>Quality of streams goes significantly down
>Starts complaining about burnout
She wasn’t ready for first place. I fear my little oshi is going to break. :(

>>34113291
We went over this. She needs to be in control of a social engagement and folds if that's not the case.
She doesn't hate her genmates or gentoo but when something isn't on her terms she folds.

>>34113427
Indulging in eugenics is not a good thing.

>>34112954
>Lia is back
>Nasa is back
>everyone is back
Is this the first time in how long everyone streamed?

>>34113411
....yep.
Pretty much.

>>34113509
No, it's a great thing.

>>34113291
All jokes aside, considering her growth just over the last last two month I am pretty sure by 2024 Pippa will be doing IRL meet and greets.

>>34113509
Sir this is Selective Breeding Connect.
Take it to Nijisanji or Prism.

>>34113353
>>34113380
They scheduled the meet and greet as this massive event (which it was) weeks in advance.
Those of us here who took time off work for it waited for hours for our turn, listening to cringe local discordfags trying to be funny the whole time, only for Pippa to dip a few hours in because she, get this, "had to run to the grocery store".
For reference, she got Tenma to do it with her as "moral support" since she was still very bad at collabs/talking to strangers then. Tenma ended up continuing for around something like 7 more hours.
Pippa didn't come back.

Stop squealing.

>>34113565
>her growth
You mean it's almost time to spore and create a new colony?
They grow up so fast when immersed in sugar water

>>34113627
Pippa is infused with sugar water

>>34113607
Poor girl, it must be horrible having that kind of anxiety and knowing Pippa she probably beat herself up for it

>>34113607
Yea that feels par for the course. She seems like she hates doing all the idol shit and just wants to stream.

why didn't you tell me that wasn't Nasa's stream you fucker now I look like a retard

>>34113607
It was poorly organized too. They went in alphabetical order in the vc name list and people changed their names to go to the top. Now I'm pissed just remembering it.

lumi has a cute baby squeal laugh...

>>34113671
>>34113790
it's called having actual pipkin, just doesn't know what to do in new situations.

lumi's boyfriend is pretty cool i wish she would do streams with him

>>34113464

>>34113790
>She seems like she hates doing all the idol shit and just wants to stream
Nope. You will eventually come to realize that she likes that shit when she likes it and doesn't like it when she doesn't. No rhyme or reason except which way the wind is blowing that day.
She's the one who wanted to do it in the first place.
>>34113825
Don't even get me started on the time management. Everyone told Unluckyfaggot that it would run long, but he didn't do his one job

Lumi trust status?

>>34113026
>>34113093
I don’t get to watch my daughterwife half of the time because of him.

how the fuck can Lumi work and stream 12+ hours every day?

This girl is gunning for the top, Sakana is in danger

>>34114104
Built different.

>>34114104
workaholic brain. they are calm when they're constantly busy and stressed when their schedule isn't 100% booked

>>34114104
Started working at age 14 and never stopped. So now it's hardwired.

Still holding out hope Lia debuts a black Israelite gimmick

>new avatar has similar outfit
What the fuck is the point then, Lumi?
Ironmouse avatars fucking suck btw

No paizuri hole, I turn off her stream. It's that simple.

>>34114227
>DAS RITE IM LIA AND SHEEEEIT

https://youtu.be/upXX_NqAAtc
Watch this wem.
Or don't, I'm not your mom.

>>34114305
so that she can get new outfits?
Her old model's rigger is a massive faggot and makes having new outfits very difficult

>>34114398
wemi here to save the day! the first real stream of the day!

Why Lumi just keeps going up and down like she riding a dick

>>34114477
That's because she is. Mine.
Nobody wrote this post but me.

>>34114477

Lumi cute noises...

>>34114398
Lol i love it

guys
i think lumi wants my cock

what time is the collab today

>>34109883
Someone.
Anyone.

I have a splitting headache and can't watch anything more complicated than my computer fan. What the loomster up to?
Anyone ask her if she'd be into hunting or fishing if offered?

>Lumi went to Japan for her birthday once
how fucking rich is her family? I need to marry into some wealth that like

>>34115325
grew up poor pls undastand

>>34115324
she's wishin' she was fishin'

>>34115325

>rothschilds bow to Lumi
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls Lumicord with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient Russian royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Lumigrad will be be the first city)
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Gremlin Lumi Babies
>said to have 200+ IQ
>she owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Lumibots inside you right now
>learned fluent Japanese in under a week
>Lumi will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>34115325
Anon tickets are really not that expensive and neither are lodgings. Food is infamously cheap and varied.
You really don't need fantastic wealth if you budget right.

>>34115393
booooo get new material

>>34115095
UNITY BROS?!

>>34115325
Her sugar daddy paid for it

>>34115453
What do you expect? luminiggers can't meme at all. Worst fan base in Phase in regards to memes

Alright...I think Lumi is growing on me. She is not as bad as I thought.
She is kinda cute in a weird white bimbo way.

>>34115393
lumi is also a world famous figure skater

>>34115453
>>34115504
sorry niggers, now i'm gonna spam it every thread

>>34115530
DO.NOT.TRUST

>>34113255
That’s generally the right way to do it. Tell the chuuba, “At most corpos, they’d pull the reins, and this is why. Hopefully you now see how that yab could screw us, but more importantly your own channel, over.”
It respects the girls’ sense of judgment. And also, it makes it possible to dial things back without getting trapped in some sort of seiso box. You get a sense of what’s fine and what’s too far with experience, and I guess Sakana prefers to speed up that process of the girls figuring that balance for themselves rather than just issue orders from up high.

>>34115095
5pm est / 2pm pst

>>34110911
The rabbit is perfect for Pippa and Pippa is perfect for the rabbit.
The rabbit is also very blessed to have such a skilled pilot.

>>34115325
Anon you dont need to be rich to visit Japan.

>>34115530
she's one of those rare intellectual bimbos

>>34115621
She laughed at my joke bro, how much harm can a little trust do?

>all that schizo posting about Lia for 2 weeks
>10 post a day that she was suspended
>turns out she just went on a break

people here are worse than women when it comes to dumb rumors

>>34115530
dont do it, its how se gets into your head, by acting nice, funny and sexy
soon you will be a simp

So Lumi does vtubing, goes to school, and goes to a real job?

>>34114398
This shit is so fucking kino. A gacha system for famous composers (and I’m guessing also their songs)? I’ve never seen such a cultured game before.

>>34115773
>people here are worse than women
Aninchama, /vt/ is 84% female...

>>34115819
lumi has a masters degree? in what

>>34115773
>10 post a day
was at least 50 posts

>>34115819
she doesn't have any other job beside vtubing now

>>34115773
>people post screenshots of fish saying she wasn't suspended
>DYRBI now here's what REALLY happened
schizos gonna schizo

>>34115819
She's completely WFH on her job and mostly WFH for her school shit.

>>34115324
Anon, water? Did you drink water? You have to drink water, anon. ANON WATER!

>>34115900
whats her job? whats her degree?

>>34115095
>>34110071

>>34115504
>t. guy who keeps posting the same made up rrats all year

wemi...

>>34115819
she had a job over summer when she was on break with school, she doesnt have one now so it's school + vtubing

is she just gyrating in place constantly? new to lumi does she always have this much energy?

>>34115914
She runs the federal reserve. Her degree is in ice fishing.

>>34115994
Then why is she at a lake?

>people would rather timeloop about looms pl rrats than watch her stream

CAN YOU FEEL THE FWEEDOM

>>34115990
>is she just gyrating in place constantly?
autism spectrum disorder please understand

I LOVE THE WEM

>>34116034
sorry anon, but people can type while watching a stream

>>34115990
She does it fairly often. I just assume it’s a combination of her naturally moving around and also being mesmerized by her avatar.
Look at how anal she’s being about her redesign. Lumi 100% wants to fuck her vtuber model.

>>34115900
>mostly WFH for her school shit.
Seriously? Welp, that isnt too bad then.

>>34116034
No one brought up Mira. What are you talking about?

>>34115990
> new to lumi does she always have this much energy?
If she doesn't she calls it off. Which has happened maybe 5 times since debut.
Exercise and a low amount of the carb Jew goes a long way to keeping up your energy.

>>34116031
It's not winter yet.

>>34116096
it's just interesting to me because i watch a decent amount of adhd energetic chuubas like nene but i've never seen one gyrate in quite this way

>>34115903
Hydration is a psyop.

if these phase house ever happens, i volunteer to be the live-in human toilet

>>34116096
>>34116136
also going from zero energy, depressed, doesn't want to be there HoloEN to this... (besides my oshi IWyS of course)

>>34115990
It's part of her being a great vtuber pilot, dancing to the music.

>>34116191
Very cool anon very cool

>>34116091
Ya. Whatever one thinks of the Coof it definitely helped break the stranglehold of boomer control freaks wanting everything to be their personal sand box.

>>34116233
Yeah you're completely right. Proving offices are a meme in the internet age was a pretty wonderful effect

>>34116091
Anon, have you ever tried to learn from a zoom lecture? That shit sucks ass. Lumi’s definitely the kind of person to go to a real university (one with a campus and where most of the students are between 18 and 22 fresh out of high school and aren’t commuters).
Online classes are for idiots who shouldn’t be in college but who have to get a degree anyway because that’s how the job market works. If I were Lumi, I’d consider WFH for school to be hell on earth.

[Important news]
Wemi's the spit master.

>>34116301
I graduated like 3 years before Covid and I remember thinking how lucky kids were that they got to just stay home instead of having to actually go to classes. I skipped class mostly anyway

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE FISHING
RATE THE PREVIEWS
RATE THE STREAM

>>34115837
In lying

>>34116428
so women and gender studies

>>34116424
Baited and Hooked/10

>>34116424
will hairfuck those huge hairbuns/10

[VERY IMPORTANT NEWS]
Wemi brapping right NOW

>>34116424
unhinged/10

Is Remi...you know...?

>>34116424
nubile/10

>>34116522
doubt

>>34116424
BOUNCY/10
ROOKIE ANGLER/10
SEEN THEM ALREADY/10
SIMCORE/10

>>34116384
I’ve talked to them and heard how it is. It’s brutal. Remember that you still have to pass exams. It sounds like it’s easier, but it’s just straight-up harder to learn the material. And they make it clear that they don’t make the tests easier because of course they’re not.
I assure you, I am so fucking grateful that I graduated before the coof hit. I don’t feel envy for students who had to go through that, I feel pity.

And now Wemi is making dying horse noises.

>gee I haven't checked on remi in weeks, I wonder how her streams are doing, might as well take the raid and check her out
>watch 2 minutes of grating obnoxious fart noises
>click out
no wonder she's the runt of gen2

>>34116596
to be legit though I skipped like all of my classes and only passed because i crammed the textbook before tests. i remember one class i was looking for the final and realized that i had not been to the class once, so I had to look it up. i aced that exam tho. not that i did great in college but Cs get degrees. the only thing i really pity about coof college kids is that the social aspects of college were pretty fun even for me and i was a socially anxious weirdo

>>34116067
A few weeks ago, I feel like I was the only one who was saying Lumi had autism (or maybe I missed the other anons who said that, idk). I’m glad people are catching on. Like, there’s a reason she gets along so well with Pippa

why dont the brapbros watch remi? she gives them fan service

>>34116641
I’m about to go wage slave, so I turned off the stream already. But assuming your description is accurate, it was a lot more kino earlier in the stream.

>>34116641
Definitely not the best Wemi stream today, but I mostly blame the game, it's just not interesting.

>finally stay up to catch a Wemi stream
>its the dumbest shit ever
guess I am gonna watch someone else

>>34116596
Kind of wish I went to university instead of doing things the boomer way, I hate working from home tho and refuse to do it can't imagine it would be any better doing it for university

>>34116153
Imagine the mold

I love my retarded child wife wemi

>>34116733
The former orchestra kid in me thought it was kino. This game is cultured, not in the feet way but in the Beethoven and Strauss way.
If only they could make one for the horn next…

Honestly I feel like Remi just doesn't watch enough streams herself so her knowledge base just kind of sucks.

Wemi always defaults to doing impressions of animals. It’s her favorite thing and it’s retarded and cute.

>>34116801
Speaking as someone who doesn’t regularly watch her, who just woke up when she started streaming, and didn’t have any expectations, it was kino

Lumi is the only one who does these kusogames right. She played it for 10 minutes then dropped it and went back to chatting. Nobody says you have to play the game for the whole time.

is today panko's first gen1 collab?

>>34117054
she's had Valorant with Lia before

>>34117054
She played something with Tenma.

>>34117054
She’s had a handful with Tenma and was on the yubicraft stream.

>>34116994

>>34117131
Yubicraft was only Pippa and Shiina.

burgermi...

>>34116897
Wemi is my favorite animal.

>>34113047
>>34112978
hips look wider, I like it

Wemi playing O Canada until she gets an A because Phase Connect is a Canadian company.

>>34117457
And she did it first try!

>>34117255
Panko called in for a little while, I don’t blame you for forgetting. She was there though.

Sakana, are you proud?

>>34117501
dos crashing a collab for 15 mins count as you being a part of a collab?

>>34117614
Technically.

>>34117457
She got an S

Wemi got an S. She's now officially Canadian and hopes Sakana is proud of her.

ARE YOU PROUD NOW EH, FISHMAN?

>>34117831
No idea if he is, but I sure am!
>t.not a canadian

Sex with star sisters!

i am actually pretty hyped for the pippa city skylines stream

>>34118288
>Pippa playing /vst/
Did I shift timelines again?

I WILL NOT TRUST.

YOU WON'T MAKE ME TRUST.

>>34118288
This has the potential to be real comfy

>>34118288
why?
she's gonna play 10 minutes then pause and zatsu for the rest of the stream
as usual

Make Lumi or Pippa play MGS and ill watch them.

>>34118391
cs is perfect to just play in the background while doing zastu
she will also talk a lot about the concert
to me that is the perfect combination

I wish I was Lia's government mandated white boyfriend.

Show up at her door With all the correct paperwork. The puzzled yet subdued excitement on her face. Pulls me into her bedroom and sits me on her bed while she looks over the court letter's details. The realization coming over her that her life just changed so unexpectedly for the better. She can put that tuber drama behind her and face the future confidently with her new white boyfriend. I would save her from the menhera goblin

bongmi...

>>34116712
>anyone innohase connect giving fanservice to the brapfags
Proof next thread ?

So what's up with wemi?

>>34118544
She's literally perfect

>>34118527
don't do this. you know there are several clips please don't do this

>>34118391
>zatsu while a beautiful(ly chaotic) city goes about it's business in the background
Sounds amazing

America doesn't want to adopt Wemi so she's going to become an illegal immigrant.

>wemi hates USA
based

>>34118501
This isn’t as sexual as the way the fantasy would play out in my head

>>34118501
Prove to me right now you arent a sea monkey.

scweaming wemi...

>sirens and alarms are blaring as you dash to escape the NWO death tower, carrying Pippa on your back, you set charges in the reactor room and it's about to blow.
>The guards don't care about you and are just trying to escape
>You get out and make a break for a hilltop at a safe distance
>You rest her against a tree and go to watch the explosion
>Welcome to the black parade starts playing
>Pippa comes up to you a sheepishly grand your had, she looks at you like a hero
>You both watch as the tower explodes
>A bright light slowly engulfs everything
> 7 years later, you are hanging out with your bros and have to leave
>You come home to see Pippa and your children on the porch of your homestead
>You embrace hem and look up as the ver pans away
>"A lot has changed since the fall,but I think it's for the better "
>*New divide starts playing*

>>34118813
Just say you want dick pics, anon. If you want to change the homophobic nature of this board, you’ve got to make the first move by being out and proud. There’s nothing wrong with being gay, just be honest with yourself about it

>>34118246
imagine both of them stepping on my dick...
I swear to god Lumi's model is the lewdest in PC

FUCK YOU AMEWICA

>>34118895
Post hand

What phase girl would appreciate cute stories about my cat the most in their maros?

>>34111002
Be careful, anon, I fell for that already and it's like a drug.
One day she won't read your messages, for some reason, and you will feel like shit for the rest of the week. But as soon as she does it again she will have you on your knees. Repeat over and over.

>>34119066
Pippa skipped my name last stream and I've been in agony since, wondering if I did something to make her hate me or if it was just her browser lagging.

>>34118288
>>34118391
But that is the optimal way to play that game, keep population low and rake in the cash before you unlock crime so you can outspend the later bottlenecks

>>34119051
Probably Pippa. She really liked my story about the foxes I met on a hike

>>34119051
Send them to Panko, she's allergic to cats but has one anyway, so she probably likes cats a lot.

>>34119051
Lumi, she's considering getting one

>>34119051
Lia.
Lia is the cat girl of phase

>>34119051
Yuri is literally a cat so she'd like 'em.

>>34119262
she's not a kitten nor a cat, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8PhFQixr5s
Collecting so many menheras in one spot surely is illegal.

>>34119051
Airi
She really like eating cat meat

>>34119296
Okay but she's inhabiting the body of a dead cat so she must like them.

>>34118971
Happy now? Got the veins and everything. Does this meet your Aryan standards anon?
Nta, and I’m not even white

>>34119313
>3 members of the brapsquad + panko
panko gonna be force fed the brappill

>>34110155
>moids aren't capable of processing grief
wtf I'm a woman now?

>>34116712
>>34118527
Wemi has talked about brapbro mallows and makes fart noises time to time. I think her obvious piss fetish cancels it out somehow. I don’t really understand it.

>>34119446
You know it.

>>34119389
I liked Pippa and Lumi after trying them out, I like Uruka, I like Tenma, I like Lia (in small doses), Remi’s trombone stream was kino, and I’ve started liking Shiina too.
My irl personality is a mix of Pippa, Lumi, and Shiina (I have legit pipkin like Pippa, my parents didn’t raise a bitch just like Lumi, and I have the same obsession with speaking precisely to hide the autism in my voice just like Shiina).
These girls are perfect, and they’re perfect because they don’t have to try. Wtf is wrong with me boys, nothing I just said has a hint of irony in it at all

>>34110155
I refuse to believe females like this exists and that some of them are vtubers, this must be a dude falseflagging.

>>34119296
She's my kitten

>>34119051
probably lia.
her player model for the 4cc team is her literal cat

>>34119598
High quality nerdy/geeky and functionally broken women while remaining sufficiently wholesome/homely. That whiff if menhera is Phase Connect's trademark. It's brand even.

>>34119051
Lia and Michiru probably

>>34110155
>men lack ability to feel grief
I dunno, I felt pretty bad after I gunned down those civilians.
Maybe she's partly right, psychopaths make the better soldiers since they don't care about killing (soldiers being men).

I don't really care if a woman says these things but, then, let me say things like women shouldn't be allowed in the military, without getting me 'cancelled'.

>>34119649
That one probably is a falseflag, or at least irony. A woman is more likely to think that a man shouldn't feel grief rather can't.

>>34119117
Yeah, that's exactly how I feel. The schizo kicks in and I start wondering if she got sick of me or something.

>>34118288
>Pippa
>CS
>israel

I didn't know Wemi was this wacist.

Remi being racist on stream!

>Half the thread dedicated to a reddit post
The absolute state of /pcg/

>>34119734
There are more male psychopaths than female ones. One should not generalize based on that like that retard though. If we are playing that game, why not say shit like "genius is a male trait" when there are more male geniuses due to a greater standard deviation when itncomes to their IQ distribution?

>>34120286
survivor's bias, female psychopaths get proper rape correction, male psychopaths don't.

>congrats you unlocked another gacha
play meme games, get meme rewards

What phase girl would appreciate lewd stories about my dick the most in their maros?

>>34109489
Lucky little shit.

>>34120414
Uruka.

Phase Friend Menace is live. https://www.twitch.tv/malchemilla

>>34120605
Isn't she more like a Phase enemy?

>>34120678
Phase antihero

>>34120678
No, she is a Phase Friend.

>>34118288
shes definitely gonna go insane and destroy her city towards the end

>>34120523
How come?

>>34119117
>>34119860
It’s just normal social anxiety. I feel this way with my irl friends all the time. This is nowhere near as bad as the actual schizos on this board. You guys are fine.

https://files.catbox.moe/fmyxkm.mp4

ultimately, i choose Lia.

>>34120364
Am I the only one who thinks this game is cool? Just treat it as a fun little kusoge for orchestra nerds and have fun.
Seriously though, I enjoyed the classical music like Eine Kleine and 5th Symphony more because she’s not practically screaming over it. Just let us enjoy the trombone, please, Remi

>>34119389
>DROPPED

GET IN HERE NIGGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAeb3D5bNzo

>>34120678
She has nothing to do with Phase other than her trying to sabotage Lumi, so pretty much.
That's also why that guy keeps spamming her.

There's going to be a meet and greet? What's going on?

>>34121357
She is the key to uncovering Lumi's covert narcissism.

>Passpartout tomorrow
No one can beat Bea's playthrough.

>>34120605
lmao I love my barely mentally stable purple wife

Iori...

>>34120605
>Phase Friend
just because you keep shilling her here doesn't make her a phase friend?

>>34121380
>covert narcissism
As if that’s not the mental illness this board also has. Why the fuck am I going to shit on Lumi for handling hers better than most anons here handle theirs?

>>34121664
Hi Lumi.

>>34120973

>>34119598
Are you even male?

well thanks pippa but I'm still not gonna touch tumblr
hearing you say sex was nice though

>>34121664
>being narcissistic is now a mental illness
retard zoomie

>>34120973
>Wake up bro its 2021 we're about to celebrate our first halloween together I'm playing Five Nights at Freddy's remember?
>who's ready for the Security Breach stream?
this feels like it was years ago...I miss Ashelia. The Menhera Arc is like seeing your favorite show have a really bad season 2 but you tune in anyway hoping maybe it'll get better with time

Sorry Pippa, i rather use a dedicated porn site instead of a bootleg one

Gropeable

>>34121779
Yes, I just grew up in an environment similar to Lumi’s (but less extreme), and I was taught to respect women. That’s why I loathe watching vtubers I can’t respect as people.
Yes, you can laugh at me now.

>>34121825
I’m also referring to myself. Idgaf, I call autism a mental illness despite being legit diagnosed.

>>34121977
Ok.

>>34122033
>>34121977
Where are these people coming from?

>>34121864
All the menhera spreading to the other girls. we can only hope one of them has a good season 2.

>>34122079
Ms. Kaneko Lumi, I cant respect what ya'll been doin on that stream a yours. I respect women too much to watch you make a fool a yourself.

theres something oddly erotic about airi and erina being able to just load up each others models whenever they want and airi knowing exactly which key lets her use the tongue

>>34122129
Alright troon-to-be we get the point

>>34122234
anon that post was a joke...hence the image

new thread

>>34122300
>>34122300

>>34122129
I just mean it’s nice to watch someone who’s actually smart and not a complete wreck like Mori or Kronii. You really can’t comprehend why I respect Lumi more than menheras like those?

>>34122290
No shit, do you really want me to just come out and say your jokes aren't funny and you talk like a fag? I'm trying to be nice here.

>>34122412
Please understand…he has pipkin

>>34122464
Now I just feel bad

bump.

>>34120796
>>34120605
How becomes one a phasefren in the first place and why isn't Kirsche already in there?

>>34121950
I want to pinch those nipples