/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>34272666
amen

THIS BRAT HAS 10X THE SUBS OF LEADER AND IS STILL TRYING TO GUILTTRIP HIM FOR FREE STUFF

SHE NEEDS CORRECTION ASAP

This fucking bratt is already trying to bleed leader dry of his money and fame and they haven't even fucked.

Imagine if we had a girl like this in holoEN. Smashing success, million subs in 3 days, Gura in shambles. God, I wish...

>>34272770
>10X
I know this shitpost...

How did Yagoo get away with hiring a LITERAL CHILD?

>>34272809
But who is the shortest

>>34272793
Yagoo...onegai please heed our wishes

>>34272874
You shouldn't talk about leader like that

THE SLEAZY SKIN SCRAPER

>>34272879
Altare

>>34272900
hide your foreskins

>>34272874
I know right
shes like 20

KOBO CONFIRMED FOR FURBY

Altare's plaything

>>34272963
Why do genderbent men make hotter women than women themselves?

>>34272963
SEX

>>34272874
He got away with hiring Hachama (and potentially shion is also underage when hired), this is but a trifle for the man.

>>34272963
God ponytails are hot

>>34272987
Because people draw genderbent with the intention of making it lewd.

mans gotta chill

>>34273034
Axel…

Damn, half the thread is asleep when compared to Magni's or Dingo's stream right know, well, I'll also clock in for the day.

>>34273010
Tsunderes with ponytails are especially hot

>>34273034
HOLY SEX IMAGINE

>>34272987
Taking something you like for other reasons and making it better

>>34273034
Axel wants to fuck femmagni?

Ok, so humor me for a bit
Since Kobo is made out of water, can she go into someone's body and possess them and even change their bodies?
Is Kobo the canonical reason that fem Magni and fem Vesper exists?

Not gonna lie, this demon this demon that is CRINGE AS FUCK

Where's mori to tard wrangle kobo. She's taking advantage of Altare who obviously does not want to buy her the fucking skin.

>>34273084
she just controls the rain, that's it

>>34273034
He's jacking off right now

>>34273084
>Kobo is made out of water
is a rain shaman, not a slime

Lol the in-game begging

>>34273084
>Since Kobo is made out of water
I thought she just summons water as a rain shaman

>>34273072
who doesn't?

Kobo suddenly sounding like Luna and then *DEATH SCREAMS*

Jesus that screech woke me up a little bit

>>34273090
You're watching Leader, it's part of the parcel.

>>34273084
>>34273128
>>34273167
we are all made of water you fools

I was falling asleep wtf

>>34273084
>forgetting about slime altventurers

>>34273072
>Axel wants to fuck femmagni
>I want to fuck femmagni
WE ARE

Kobo this is shit, you can't just join someone's steam, create dead air and beg for skins

>>34273207
that guy doesn't know her lore so he legit believes she is a water slime or some shit like that

>>34273219
Having a threesome with femmagni

>>34273207
meds
I wanna see you enter and possess someone's body

>>34273084
Wtf do you think she's a vaporeon?

>>34273263
I'll be entering Zeta's body and fucking Axel this weekend

>fuck us now
OH NO

>>34273219
Sharing the same hole, BOYS

>>34273283

>>34273283
You're taking self-insert way too literally. Based tho

>Brimstone
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ISAAC PERMS YOU BASTARDS

ogey

>>34273358
Edmund Mcmillian, you little fucker

I don't pay valo, what was he trying to do

>>34273409
you made a shit of piece

sleepy brat

Can't believe I missed the start of this kino.

>SHUT UP RAGUS

>>34273592
Wish this was animated.

Where's Axel? I thought he was going to join but then he started liking Twitter gender-bent arts instead.

>>34273731
HORNY GRIP HAS TAKEN DIRECT CONTROL

>>34273731
He got "work" to do

Ok Kobo, you had your fun, now you are clearly creating dead air and making the stream boring. Just leave and let us have leader all to ourselves.

>>34273731
Priorities, man, we all ahve them.

>>34273731
he's having his way with femmagni as we speak

>>34273731
Literally can't take his hand off his dick

>>34273731
Apparently working on something, but the art may have distracted him for a bit.
Can't blame him though lol

>>34272793
That's just more buff Shuba

>>34273731
hes beating his dick off to fem magni

AXEL IS IN NEXT GAME

This brat...

oof

>kobo immediately pivoting to axel
why are whores like this

>300 ping makasero
kek

ENTER

SPICY SHINY IS HERE

>>34273907
Girls can't say no to Axel.

AXEL ON THE TELLY

ENTER
MY BF

>>34273915
>those thighs
UUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAH

>>34273915
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>Axel said 'kek'
kino

>>34273853
yes, and?

>>34273965
>MY BF
-grabs you by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>I just finished work
>Time consuming work
>It was fun
Hmm..

>>34273965
Hi Nodoka, eigo jozou

>>34273965
Hi, Nodoka!
>>34273991
Zeta...

>unchi

Holy cow axel really did have quite a quick turn of impression with her there

>>34273971
Axel stop lurking 4chan it's not good for your mental health

>>34273991
Remember, we are a harem....

>PPbizon on long
Axel is a fucking masochist

>>34273991
-smears your makeup- YOU back off bitch?!?!

I feel like Axel forgot to turn his retard kayfabe on

Would you?

>>34274113
what kayfabe?

>axel sounds like hololivejp
AYO

Axel is now a part of Hololive JP

GENDERBEND MENTION

>>34274127
Imagine the mating press

>>34273991
>>34273965
The funniest thing is that all of you are men, there are no women in this website

>>34274169
She's literally 2

I like how Nowa censor is just hanging out

Cebo is a shota ToT

>>34274184
its rp banter
lighten up mate

>>34274190
that won't stop me

>>34274184
Women don't exist in general

>>34274190
>*20

>>34274184
yeah we like talking about cars, sports, mecha, and dick sizes

>>34274127
Literally my daughter.

>just the tip
axel??

>>34274127
Yes

>>34274314
what are you doing here, kiara?

Is Axel a Jap?

>>34274408
yes, his father is japanese

>>34274371
I’d hit ngl

>>34274371
I'd take both

>>34274371
holy saggy tits

>>34274380
Lurking as usual

>>34274408
hafu, just like Coco and Pikamee

>>34274408
yea his mom

I think Kobo just jumped into the Axelbowl

Vesper has been muted for like 2 hours straight , i'm starting to get worried...

>>34274443
He sounds more Japanese than Aussie nothing like Joey or Frank

Why every child in holopro uses the "you are stinky"?

Real height?

>thats Rasist
AYO?

KOBO JUST CALLED ALTARE RACIST

>>34274503
Nigga is old.

>That's Racist
[Announcement] Regarding our talent Kobo Kanaeru

CUTE DINGO

kobo wants to peg axel now...

>>34274523
thats cause he speaks more japanese than them on the daily and grew up with japanese speaking friends
he's a weird mix of japanese, bogan with some american pronunciation cause hes been following american basketball for so long

>>34274557
She made a cute noise

FUCKING KIDS

>fucking kids
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>fucking kids
Axel, no!

>fucking kids
uoh

Wait, who's moving the models?

GRRRRR DOUBLE MATTING PRESS CORRECTION IS NEEDED

>>34274641
they move themselves cause its a room in the app

>tfw Regis plays at maximum capacity when this is his stream layout

>>34274641
They have control of themselves

>>34274641
Each of them can move their own model

why is axel thirdwheeling

>Vesper face
lmao

LEADER'S FEET

KINO

Why is Axel so shy isn't he supposed to be the brash one Hololive consistently fucks this up

Fully embracing the twitch whore inside Altare I see....

wtf is this late night stream...

CONTENT

is it just me or does axel have some red in his eyes?

God full dog mode Axel is sexo

axel is fingering both kobo and altare from behind

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1575746544824766465

>>34274700
that's magni.

>>34274604
Bogan?

>gay dads with their daughter

>>34274726
Not just you

>>34274700
he's more reserved when he's around women

AIIIIIIIEEEE LEADER IS INTO VORE

>>34274747
bogan is the word for an unrefined australian accent, like someone who's from the countryside or as aussies call it, the bush (i think)

>>34274766
cute family photo with their dog!

Good boy!

>>34274703
Pure Kino. I'm grateful I got out of work late as shit

>>34274766
>You're a big guy
>instantly put on the mask
My fucking sides on that timing

AYO??

>>34274766
>>34274766
>>34274766
>>34274766

Just came back what the hell is going on

>>34274794
Ohhhh ok understood thanks for explaining anon. It's appreciated

>>34274747
Australian redneck basically

>living rent free on altares head

>So are you a fox or are you a dog?

>>34274824
Kobo shut Axel down he's clearly not the alpha

this stream is unhinged, I love it

>"I want to be a worm in your ass"
Kobo speaking from experience

I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE ANON

>>34274849
There Hololive's mouse and monkey this is just the start. Long as he don scare her off

AXEL CROTCH

AXEL

>>34274916
She said eyes

CROTCH CAM

HES HUGE

AXEL
CROTCH

Does Axel have the best full body model of Tempus?

I love my based retard...

This truly is one of the collabs of all time

Te he~

AXEL'S SHOVING HIS COCK IN YOUR FACE AXELYUMES

>>34274963
>I love Axel
>wink
HE HATES HIM

>>34274964
AMEN

Anons, I'm having fun. This is a good stream

REAL SIZED KOBO ON THE TELLY

Kobo collabs better than any EN normies and the schizos don't even complain

Look at this cute doggo!(dingo)

>I support my senpais by watching streams
Based Altare

>I JUST SLEEP

>O........kayyyyy?

AXEL BASED

>I just sleep
Based dingo

>>34275047
Why does he wear a mask?

>Axel just sleeps
>I just sleep
HE'S LITERALLY ME FR FR

Dingo is the type that lays down and falls asleep instantly

>>34275070
No one cared who he was before he put on the mask.

>>34275042
In their blind hate boners for Tempus, they seemingly miss out on some kino shit.

>>34275059
I need a clip of that

>>34275042
It's a huge difference when Ragus and Kobo aren't afraid to banter with each other.

>>34275082
Truly a sign of an untroubled mind

>axel sleeps
>choco-sensei sleeps
they need to fuck, NOW!!

>>34275070
Kobo smells and Altare didnt shower

>>34275070
He bites

KOBO NO

Man I love kobo. she's a good little sister

I LOVE KOBO SOOOOO MUCH SHE IS SO CUTEEE

>>34275129
I get jealous watching them collab, wish it was me. And she's actually not as stupid as she sounds

12 HORAS DE CHUPADO
https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/status/1575740037752180736

>>34275101
>banter
white american women have too much ego to comprehend such a simple concept.

kOBOIS COMMUNIST CONFIRMED

>"I don't suppor-... I'm not capitalism vtuber!"
it's all going according to plan...

What kind of stream did I walk into

CAPITALISM?

THIS STREAM IS KINOOOOOO

leader making a bank today lol

>axel looking at kobo's legs
AYO

>>34275168
She's naturally funny quick whitted like Gura used to be

>>34275207
One of the best this week

>>34275207
It's complete chaos

>>34275101
take a look at the collab between Lamy and Kanata, Neko Mikuri made a clip showing JP banter and I can't help but think "Why... Why EN can't be like this..." while watching it

>>34275168
>she's actually not as stupid as she sounds
She's unironically probably the smartest overseas Holo in doing her job. Holo won hard with her.

I-is Altare pimping out a child

>Axel just sleeps
>I have insomnia
we aren't...

>i want real gun
KOBO?

KOBO WILL BE AMERICAN

>>34275172
Adorable... I wonder if they'll introduce actual sibling chuubas. It would be cool.

don't put Kobo in a self defence situation

SHE WANTS GUN SHES BECOMING MERICAN

>>34275168
She's not stupid by any means. She was an IT wagie just like Vesper.

>>34275296
I recommend only using your bed to sleep - yes it's that simple

Kobo is based. Give her the pretty princess AR-15

>>34275342
Seriously?

>>34275296
just close your eyes bro
t. Axel

>findom experience stream

Only now I realize, Kobo arms looks like Megaman's arm, she DOESN'T have hands

for self defense…

>>34275365
yes she knows how to program and run her own website, she has HTML/CSS reps and done IT

>>34275342
I refuse to believe someone that tiny was an IT monkey

>>34275365
She made a webpage for her debut.

altare almost leaked his credit card details lmaooooo

>>34275365
from what I've seen from her she's actually pretty damn smart, it's just that she lives in pooland and hasn't had opportunities to show it off

The umbrella in Axel's face reminds me of when my granddad used to beat our dog

Kobo wants a gun because she is going to reestablish the PKI and destroy capitalism

>>34275416

>>34275315
Her American Husband will By her an American Gun and with all the money from Super Chats they'll by a Big fucking American House

Kobo clearly doesn't control her own bank account when she clearly acts like this when receiving skins...

that urusei in the back from axel kek

>kobo screeching when she gets the skin
>axel telling her to stfu in japanese
kino...

>>34275365
Watch the video she made for membership opening, that was kino

>you will never findom Kobo till she squeals

>>34275416

This brother sister like dynamic they naturally have is so fucking cute. Is there any other vtubers that are like this? These two have to be the first

>>34275395
Come on, anon. Has Japanese media not taught you anything? Hackerwomen are always tiny and have flat chests.

Based axel
Only women find valo skins good

>>34275456
This stream...

>>34275428
yeah fuck capitalism PKI is better

>>34275453
>clearly clearly clearly
Fuck my redundancies. I need sleep.

>>34275474
Theyre the first that seems platonic enough

>>34275453
What? Her bank account's held by her parents of course.

And now we know why he is leader

>>34274443
It's his mom. His dad just sounds like a massive weeb that got to fulfill his weeb dreams by impregnating a nip woman.

>>34275453
Just like Risu.

CUUUUUTEE IM DYING

>Hmm, candy cane... Interesting....
she's so cute

>>34275453
I guess shes 10 thats why

>>34275474
Ollie and Astel tried to do that, but the language barrier was too thick i guess they don't do it anymore and/or failed to do it.

Man, this stream is too wholesome. I was expecting to fall asleep by now and here I'm still awake.

why did the chat say to hide the screen earlier?

>Axel is an A2chad
I kneel!!!

A LITERAL CHILD

>foreskin
KOBO NOOOO

CUTE

>Gotcha Gamer

What a freaking Jap

>she bought foreskins
AYO

>I BOUGHT FORESKINS
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>34275589
Might get funny digits leaks.

>>34275589
Might show credit card info or whatever payment method he used.

She bought foreskins?

>>34275589
Leader almost showed his credit card info

KOBO BOUGHT FORESKINS

>>34275589
Transaction. Magic numbers.

OY VEY DON'T LET THE GOYIM KNOW

>>34275623
oh, shoot!

>chat said that too
STOP BREAKING CONTAINMENT YOU BASTARDS
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

PHIMOSIS BROS DON'T LOOK

Sorry Schlomoboi, only goyims

>ywn have a cute imouto who dotes on you like this
why even live

My poor son Axel is so confused.

>this woman is an adult

Kobo giving Axel a live circumcision...

>>34275684
holy damn thats like 100$ isn't it

>>34275684
altare is kobo’s biggest paypig kek

>>34275704
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>34275684
>korean sugar daddy
WHY IT CAN'T BE ME??????

>>34275689
He's so akward

LMFAO SHE REDEEMED ON NA

>>34275693
Woman?

UHOH

>>34275684
Wtf so much

Wait you have to have multiple accounts if you want to play on different servers?

Kobo doesn't realise Axel's an Aussie?
What?

SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE AUSTRALIA IS

NOOOOOO MY IMMERSION

Axel, go easy on the kid.

>>34275804
Riot Games

KEK

>>34275804
Riot Games baby

>legal
legal for what

>im legal

>i'm legal
LEGAL CUNNY UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>34275842
for correction

>Australia is in EU
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING

>She thinks Australia is EU
holy fuck

>>34275842

IS THIS BRAT CONFUSING AUSTRIA WITH AUSTRALIA?

>EwwU
EUbros...

>Leader hates EU
:(

This little idiot

OH BOY

>>34275861
Kiara strikes again

KEK
THE IRISH WILL REMEMBER THAT

>Altare won't read the supa
>Kobo reads it anyways

>>34275861
it's the chicken's fault

Axel is dying, somebody save him.

Axel can't handle this

KEK AXELS BRAIN IS MELTING

Kobo is going to think Elysium is a real place

>regis: I'm not gonna read that but sc tq
>kobo: *read it out loud*

>>34275918
Huh?

Kobo is being gaslit

Just a little gaslighting

>>34275927

Axel is actually snapping

>>34275933
female buff

Kobo outplaying Axel kek

Not collabing with women was to protect the boys. Someone save them

>axel is dumb
>kobo is dumb
THEY ARE

Are you sure this brat used to be an IT cagie?

>why are you on the same iq level as me

Kobo is a content machine what the fuck
sasuga kusogaki

ELYSIUMS ISNT A REAL COUNTRY??????

>>34275927
It's not?

>>34275966
It doesn't require a lot of general intelligence to plug in hardware and reboot PCs.

>The great what?
>I'm great?

Axel is calling Kobo a retard

>>34275976
>>34275991
Kobo focus on your stream.

>Why are you 5?
Kek

>>34275959
They are sacrifices to protect him. She must be kept away from the Shogun at all costs.

ID members struggling with Aussie English is my second favorite thing in Holopro.

>>34275933
Having to pretend that certain people in your own company don't exist is retarded

>>34275966
>DO NOT REDEEM THE MODEM
>t.wagie kobo

>>34275991
Sorry I forgot to take my meds

holy shit this is a sitcom

>>34276023
what's the first one?

>>34275966
She wasn't. She studied coding but never actually worked on the field.

>>34276029
We get it sister

>>34275966
all i know is she made a website for her debut https://youtu.be/-BvizyVVhxw?t=313

>>34276029
Yeah Kiara isn't known for her intelligence,but we respect their decision

>Axel has only watched Finding Nemo in jp

Ayo?

The longer Kobo sits in a pure EN stream the more her memory-leakage drives us closer to a yab...

Axel is fucking dudes!

AYO

>>34276122
So he doesn't know about P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I guess it's different in nihongo

This collab is so kino

>>34275860
DAMN BRAT

MR LLAMA CARRY

There is just 1 person missing for this collab to be perfect

>>34276254
Yeah, me

CMON ZETA JOIN THE GAME

>>34276254
yeah, me

>>34276268
hi gata

Is Axel too tall for his setup?

How is Axel doing better with shit ping

>>34276273
Axel focus on the game

Guy... Vesper doesn't stop staring at me

>>34276254
I know, right?

>>34276303
He's used to it.

>>34276330
I SAW IT MOVE

>>34276382
Meds, immediately

Yo is the Vesper icon moving?

>>34276382
meds

>>34276409
No se mueve

>axel's tip is bent

>>34276444
>knot

DON'T LISTEN TO HER LIES

kobob

>>34276472
h-hot

>maji chinchin
Axel?

ayo maji chinchin

Alter needs to call Kobo "anjing lu goblok"

KOBOB KOBOB

Fuck sleep, this stream is great

NO SKINS?

Guys I think Kobo might actually be witty

cute

>these noises

Kusogaki needs correction...

altare with an embarrassing expression as he's used as a meatshield by kobo

DAMN IT AXEL
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Bratty girl... I'm very jealous of leader

bullied by SCs yet again
many such examples KEK

Axel is jobbing so hard lmao

this stream has been pimping out kobo for sc

>>34277039
Damn, zoom-in is such a NO for these avatars. This mouth in particular is cursed

The rain shaman is making it rain superchats

are buy phases in valorant really 40 seconds? thats like nearly half the game at that point

>>34277165
it might be unrated only but i don't know

it's funny how kobo doesn't understand anything that axel says and axel couldn't be fucked to explain

>shota?
AXEL NO

>>34277117
eh?

shota?

Axel is a hair-trigger yab-machine that somehow hasn't completely exploded himself yet. It's kind of incredible.

STOP DOXXING MY DINGO, KOBO

I'm going to Alice

Genderbent Axel's name confirmed to be Alice Syrios

>>34277307
too retarded to have moral agency, so he gets the better even of his blunders.

>AXEL IS A WOMAN

>>34277307
Luckily that one time he screamed cunt didn't hit the mainstream

Alice

>>34277389
>charge rifle cunts

>>34277394

>>34277419
Ollie please leave