/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

i need a new job

>>34264373
https://twitter.com/nudless_/status/1575679038148210689/photo/1

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>34264373
same desu

stream JP time?

>>34265226
Yeah, of hot steamy urine right into my mouth

>>34265276
drinking piss everyday might not be good for your health, even if it's IRyS piss

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>34265276
toilet-kun's wifi privilege's should be revoked

>>34263724

I love IRyS!

Every thread she drinks so much soda she almost pops. You'd think even a dumdum like her would catch on by now

>>34265424
too much soder

do you guys know what will be the next collab? is it today?

>>34265868
probably

airisu h8

airisu rabu

>>34265868
probably splatoon tomorrow

>>34266108
tomorrow you mean 10/1? do you know the channel? She said she wont stream all of them.

Bros... This isn't IRyS related but my QB took a hit today and looked like he might've been turned into Michael j fox... I feel sick. I've been lying in bed not wanting to move for like three hours... I wanna see IWyS...

>>34266594
ChibiRyS I'm so sorry I ever hurt you... I'll be so good to you from now on please just protect my boy

>>34266216
>tomorrow you mean 10/1?
yeah
do you know the channel?
I'm just guessing but I saw Splatoon in Kronii's schedule /here/ but I don't really remember when

>>34266534
Tua bro... I actually thought of you when it happened

http://poal.me/kaq0xj

>>34266683
kroni removed her wisdom teeth... it might be postponed.
this week is no irys :(

>>34266648

>>34266740
She has streamed a bunch since then...

>>34266814
omg. when i removed mine i could not speak for 3 days.

>>34266701
I could only bring myself to Google just now. Looks like he's traveling back with the team which is incredible. I feel like a huge weight just got lifted from my chest... I was watching pico park vid to make myself feel better while I was despondent. Thank you IRyS for being pon... I won't even call you dumb anymore... Or at least for a week or two...
Love your oshis and QBs while you can bros

>>34266814
??? she got the other 2 removed yesterday and hasn't streamed since

>>34266534
white girls problems

MEGAMAN X4 DOKO
NOBETA DOKO
DINO CRISIS DOKO

>>34267279
Dino Crisis chad, one day I will buy Hololive and I will get perms and influence the girls into playing Dino Crisis 2

>>34267326
I'm gonna get my fucking stream one day. Am I'm not even going to ask

>>34267750
Those of some SUPPLE LARGE GROPABLE NEPHIBOOBS

>>34267750
Why are they pouring energy drinks on my wife? She's the only one allowed to spill things on herself

>>34267977
ChibiRyS would probably lick that up. She loves fizzy pop

It's 2 PM IRyS please be awake and work on your playlists

>>34269040
I feel ya you lazy brat.....I'll get some sleep too.....zzzzz

>>34269314
she is awake anon. but she has better things to do

>>34269409
she's desperately trying to come up with elaborate false stories of how she learned japanese

>>34267016
Jesus that bad fall vs. Buf really messed him up

>>34269314
she has obligations tonight

Race Queen IRyS sitting ony face

>>34269881
With me.
Yeah, with me
Me

>>34269892
The only race IRyS is winning is a race to talk the most about herself

retard hours again? so soon?

>>34269463
more like how she is going to do her eyelashes to stay at home...

Collab weeks are so bad. Hololive collabs never last too long and we cant get solo irys.

>>34270171
i like collabs

when is my wife going to stream
why is she like this

>>34270171
True, collabs HATE

if you're so full of /vt/ brainrot you can't enjoy a collab you don't deserve solo streams

So she's not organizing a single collab in 2022 it seems... will she organize one in 2023? Maybe?

>>34270392
my eyes...

>>34270288
collabs...

>>34270467
i hope not. just stream like she always do and things will be happy forever

i like watching retarded girls and im tired pretending i do not like them

>>34270171
Not being long is good! It stops her from further ruining her throat!

>>34270392
some collabs are legendary. that one with reine was awesome.
But most of the time they feel rushed. And irys streaming solo are much better.
I dont like to eat outside. i prefer my own, everyday delicious food.

I'd prefer nearly-daily 2-3 hour streams instead of 6 hour streams every couple of days. More comfortable for me to watch and I feel like she's out of energy by the half way point of her longer streams, and if they were shorter she wouldn't have time to get tired

Based SoloRyS enjoyers.

>>34270663
that is bullshit man. recently she took 2 days to rest and said she needed more because she stayed up until late talking (meeting reasons).
It is not just streams. She has to change her habits as well.

Equally based CollabRyS lovers

>>34270782
Every little thing helps. But maybe it'd be better if she just went hard and was forced to take a month off, since she evidently never will do it by her own choice

>>34270730
i am always watching her. she never feels tired to be honest. she is happy to stream and talk about stuff. She even used an alarm to stop...
you are just projecting. false irystocrat.

>>34270782
That meeting? Me

FAFNER...

>>34270832
1 month wont be enough for vocal nodules. In her case, 3 to 4 months. She does not sleep well. Does not eat healthy food. Does not have a vocal coach... The moment she goes back to singing, the nodules also come back.
It is just like a knee injure for athletes. If you dont reinforce that area and change your habits, it will come back.

>>34270874
kinda sounded like EN 3 preparation work. a lot of references needed...

honestly fuck her health problems since she's not doing anything to help herself anyways. She's in fact doing a lot of stuff that actively hurts her. If she doesn't care about treating her health seriously, why should anyone else?

>>34271091
i think she cares. But streaming is not the real problem.
Not having a vocal coach, not warming up, at least 1 hour before using her voice, not sleeping and eating good stuff should come before any stop or surgery.
But it is easier to just go for the last one. The nodules also come back after surgery...

>>34271091
Because I would like her to be around as long as possible, and her being healthy makes that more likely.

Singing asides, streaming shorter hours but more frequently seems better desu. I work a job in which you have to talk 5-6, sometimes 8 hours per day. That shit seriously shreds your throat in the first couple of years. Most people don't understand that to sound energetic or hyper or to do public speaking, you need to put a certain amount of force in your voice, unlike normal chit chat. That's why she sometimes sounds quieter or more tired when she randomly pops in others' streams. It's the normal volume and tone of casual talk, which wouldn't hurt much even if she talks all day.
she has been in the industry for a long time but didn't have to talk this much so frequently but it will take a while for the throat to grow more resilient

>>34271025
If it is I hope it's when I am sleeping I don't wanna give another generation more attention than what they already get

>>34271448
also a teacher? i know a lot of them using microphones inside their classes. just to reduce the intonation.

IRyS should play Grand Chase

Irys should shave.

>>34271727
NO

>>34271591
Well the mic only helps with the volume, to sound charismatic (or project any excessive feelings that require you to shift your voice and be out of your normal talking range) would hurt your vocal chord. Doing this long term causes vocal nodules.
Irys's case seems like she has a natural soft talking tone, terribly straining if wanting to sound more extrovert

i miss irys...
also i am kinda excited for irys 2.0

>>34271751
yes, irys will be fully shaved for the entirety of 2023

This girl sure is cute...

Sexual education with IRyS!

>>34271798
i am going to be very racist now, but i believe her real problem is the japanese voice.
She raises the tone beyond her limits and do a lot of nasal sounds... It is also very exaggerated.
Now imagine doing all of that while singing extremely high notes from her first Ep (for a whole month either).
Her english voice is not that harmful for her.

IRyS cute !

she is awake, schedule soon

>>34272369
there wont be one anon. give up

I'm addicted to IRyS

IRyS has a gun
GET DOWN

>>34272846

It's so sad how she only seems to get more than 1 piece of art a day when Bae is involved.

>>34266827
I was thinking, if you ever need proof that IRyS is a slim, healthy asian girl all you have to do is go back to any of her streams that feature a heart rate monitor, if you account for the fact that she is streaming which will add to her resting BPM, she has a good BPM.

>>34273454
that means her heart is doing great. that also means she is very used to this stressful job.
I do agree she is slim, but healthy is a much more complex implication.

tamaki collab was pretty good, makes me hungry for more jp collabs :3

>She wasn't able to be her usual vague and discreet herself as much since it was Tamaki interviewing her.
>"There will definitely be people who say I liked IRyS 1.0 more"
The truth finally comes out. Shes going to be a generic moe blob. That sucks....

when is she going to the JP-only stream? i will anti her if she doesn't

>>34273688
Didn't she faint after getting up from her chair once not so long ago? You are right i guess, piggyschizo was in my mind for some reason and the soundpost reminded me of what resting heartbeat rate tells you about your body size and fitness.

>>34273924
She already did, did you not watch her collab with Watame?

>>34273988
>collab
she also already had one with Bae but
>collab

>>34273918
all i want is her beautiful smile with cute lipstick

NOBETA STREAM DOKO

>>34274042
Get fucked, faggot.

>>34273918
she just knows how the internet works, there are always people that bitch about literally any change in any capacity

>>34274090
UUUOOHHH
I will buy the collectors edition DLC stuff today, managed to buy the game right before it stopped being on a early access sale or whatever.

>>34273918
you are reading too much into it. Irys can not go back and reset her personality.
She will fix her model. It will be more appealing to her preferences.

>>34273918
what pikamee did to herself was the vtuber version of getting bogged. i actually really like current irys; im really gonna miss it.

>>34274236
i'm not sure why you'd use pikamee as a comparison when there are multiple in-house holomems that have had massive facelifts (for the better)

>>34273930
i am just saying being slim does not mean you are healthy.
You also have to pay attention to bones condition, muscle, organs etc.
Even fat people can be healthy for some time, until their bodies can no longer handle the extra.

>>34274143
More like they bitch about anything that does not fit their preferences i.e people bitching about IRyS 1.0
A perfectly fine model that just needs some updates instead a whole change of model.

>>34274294
i dont think she is doing the 2.0 for the internet alone. She also dislikes many aspects of her current model.
She talking about the details made me realize how hard it actually was for her.

>>34273454
doesn't her bpm rest at like 90? That's not exactly great. it's just not "unhealthy"

>>34274287
did any of them have complete style change? because thats what im expecting will happen to irys. it won't be as bad a pikame but it'll probably won't be unique anymore.

>>34274396
also 116 from taking a piece i have no idea whwat the fuck she did but now i can't stop fucking imagining

>mecha anime

>>34274396
she had like 70 while playing a horror game...

>>34274396
>>34274438
Both were spikes, her resting heartbeat rate is around 60 if not below that.

>>34274294
She’s going to look like a generic moeblob waifu and you’re going to like it or leave it.

>>34274684
Finally. IRyS current model is severely lacking in the moe factor.

>>34274957
And you're severely lacking taste.

>>34274647
60?! If she's living a sedentary lifestyle and her rhr is that low that's actually not healthy. 60 is like... highly trained athlete low.

>>34275196
https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/is-a-low-heart-rate-worrisome#:~:text=In%20people%20who%20are%20not,heart%20attack%20or%20heart%20disease.
I googled this after I made the post and it literally gives that as the cutoff. Our nephilim is going to fucking die

>>34274236
I'm going to miss it a lot as I have grown rather fond of it. However, I still want the redesign because IRyS herself clearly doesn't like her current design. I'd rather see her happy than anything else.

>>34275196
>hovering above 60 while streaming
>it only jumps above 70 because she got startled
>>34266827

>>34270171
Collabs are one of IRyS' greatest strengths though. She is naturally talkative and social so she completely avoids a lot of the awkwardness that a lot of collabs have. She meshes well with everybody and I will never get tired of her interactions with other members.

>>34266534
That shit was fucking gross and heads from the Dolphins staff as well as the NFL staff should roll. Giving somebody the ok to play only 4 days after suffering a concussion is negligence at its finest. An awful situation.

>>34275238
She is fine.

>>34275470
It was just dumb... Should've just taken the L against the Bengals and come back hard against the Jets. Shit, Teddy can probably win against the Jets. Tua could've taken two weeks off. Personally, I don't think Thursday Night Football is a good idea. But I guess the money just means it doesn't matter. It just makes me sad man. Honestly if he recovers to normal, it'll be a fucking miracle. I've never seen fencing posture that bad.
I love McDaniel and I just... him of all people, being this young Millennial coach... I'm just amazed that he let it happen. I don't want him to get fired but... I dunno man. I just don't know.

>>34275369
yeah. i 100% agree with this.
Irys is the collab queen of hololive En. She will always bring the thunder.
But her solo streams are so much better. I just want more Irys for me to be honest. That is the reason why i dont like collabs.

>>34275980
>She will always bring the thunder.
Nephilim don't fart

>>34274417
Irys will come back more like an angel.
So exposed feet and rounder body. This is going to be great.

>>34275369
IRyS' collabs are the best. Even the Japanese ones are so much fun.

IRyS 2.0 is a loli angel wearing a light blue microbikini

>>34276204
I also want blue on IRyS

>>34276056
Can't wait for the "Moe, Moe, Kyun".

They better not take the fangs away

>>34267006
>>34266740
If it's Kronii that can't speak that's a good thing. The collab should go ahead.

I'm going to sleep while hugging DollRyS

>irys arttag is starting to get manhua spam
really? i hate it here...

>>34277719
Her art tag is sad in general.
It's 25% IRyS
30% BaeRyS schizo crap
5% Collab art with her tag thrown in for good measure
30% attention whoring
10% spam

>>34277677
give her your special hug anon

>>34278294
post-redesign it should be better, will probably have a normal character sheet so easier to draw art

>>34276204
Cumming right now

WHERE IS THE SCHEDULE IM ABOUT TO SET UP MY SHIFT FOR NEXT WEEK NOW IRYS! YOU PROMISED!! WHERE!!!!!!!!!! WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34277719
what is manhua spam

>>34276129
I know. She is the best.
But I just want her to me. Those collabs take away the best part of the day, which is irys solo content.

>>34279018
She said no schedule this week. Only collabs.

Subscribe to IRyS

>>34279090
yeah but where are those collabs?

>>34279119
Modi ji, I don't understand why are you posting this on the IRyS board. Most of us are already subscribed to her. If you said something like do your music reps or buy her merch, that would have made more sense

>>34279037
Bots spam tags with advertisements to their manhwa sites, IRyS' art tag is the latest victim.

>>34279119
Don't tell me this guy is an IRyS fan. He looks old as shit

>>34279131
That is a good question sir. She did not care though...

>>34279018
She said that she only has collabs this week, and EN collabs mostly happen at 9-12JST; JP collabs happen at around 22:00JST.

>>34279018
we got EN splatoon and chadcast left

The only collab that I know is the Sana Tower Minecraft. I also saw /here/ that they will have Chadcast and Splatoon with Mori and Kronii but I don't know if those are true.

>>34276773
Love that skintone contrast.

>IRyS remastered into a loli moeblob
>Starts using her breathy n* voice
I can only hope.

>>34279927
Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>34279804
Ina, not Mori (praise allah) and possibly an unknown JP

When did /HiRyS/ go down the /morig/ route when it comes to doxxfagotry?

>>34280151
What you are even talking about

>>34280443
Back in the day nword mentions would get you shat on, now nword is part of the thread like mori's other persona is to morig.

>>34280567
Oh, yeah. It's especially bad around the end of the month

>>34281103
I wonder why

>>34281103
ah yeah, today is the end of the month

>Still active on that account
>Literally sang THAT song during her birthday stream
I've been here almost daily since October of last year. I've yet to see anyone shitting on a casual reference with the word censored.

>>34281476
You forget a million things every day.

>I will descend from the sky as if . . . the devil part of me is gone
And didn't IRyS say she didn't like her horns? Bros.. are we going to lose a member of Holohorn?

>>34279679
When is the splatoon collab?

>>34284013

>>34279191
Is there any point in reporting these bots? I tried to report a few of them.

>>34285144
It's up to Cover now.

>>34285144
the time that this has happened the girls just change the hashtag lol

>>34285144
No, Mumei changed her hashtag iirc.

IlustRyS?

lustRyS

IRyStration

fanartRyS

also mori on canada with kronii so i dont expect chadcast this week either

>>34285450
She should use that tag for lewds

>>34285482
Thank fuck hopefully it just dies quietly.

I just want some roleplay ASMR. Childhood friend sneaks into bed with you or something.

MY DOLLRyS DAUGHTER HAS BEEN SHIPPED AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ChibiRyS won't have to be alone anymore...

when the fuck is she going to stream
why cant she be like koyori or kaela

>>34285544
She's done with ASMR. Finished. Done. Ended. Finito.
I hate that her voice is wasted like that. If I were an asshole I'd constantly send her superchat reminders prodding her.
This cold I've got still won't go away. I would have loved to have listened to her voice for hours :(

IRyS... but she's full GFE

>>34285691
Too busy

>>34286036

>>34286036
Why does my girlfriend keep ignoring me?

>>34286094
realistic GFE

>>34285730
I still listen to her members ASMR from time to time. I'd lose my mind if she ever did an asmr like https://youtu.be/cOgynhXPKKw.

>>34286245
I can't go back and listen to it like that. I've already done so too many times.
>I still want you IRyS

>>34279927
Don't fill me with vain hopes.

>>34279927
No anon, my dick cant handle the cunny

why do you report n* posts?

>>34288838
I remember people used to sperg out whenever N discussion happened so I just stopped bringing it up to avoid shitting up the thread.
Those days seem so far away now..

Who would win a fistfight, IRyS or AZKI?

>>34289146
IRyS can handle fisting. AZki meanwhile is too loyal to her Idol persona that she'd rather kill herself rather than having a good time

>>34289146
IRyS seems more aggressive

>>34289146
AZKi and it isn't even close, IRyS's noodle arm would dislocate the second her fist makes contact

>>34289214
>>34289221
>>34289232
We have enough interest now. Fund it.

>>34289146
>>34289232
GlassbonesRyS...

>>34289146
IRyS has stronger ranged attacks
AZKI would easily overpower IRyS and molest her in CQC

>>34289214
>IRyS can handle fisting
I want to hear the moans she'd let out

so is anyone interested to make a fund raising to make an IRyS hentai animation? we can just hire Nightfawn for voice acting

>>34290613
Make one for nword instead

How about a fund for a nice place in Tokyo for her to live in? (with me)

IRyS Gundam Evolution when?

>>34292189
If we're getting any mecha after Fafner, it better be Code Geass.

>>34292543
Good luck, she's planning on watching the new AU Gundam.

I fucking hate her taste in anime so much it's unreal

>>34292658
I just enjoy that she's passionate about something

>>34292658
I'd fucking love to taste her so much it's unreal.

>>34292658
Imagine not changing your taste for your oshi

I'm too old for this... but I do love her

>>34293635
Couples argue all the time. I don't have to agree with everything my wife says.

>>34270392
My beloved...

>>34275980
>I just want more Irys for me to be honest.
Selfish but understandable. Appreciate the honesty.

>>34279927
My penis is erect.

>>34282857
No... please no. I love horns so much. Aloe, we barely knew ye, Ayame streams once in 2 months, Choco is graduating to get married any day now. And now you're telling me IRyS is getting rid of her horns? Fucking hold me, hornbros, I can't...

>>34285482
It's not like she's there in person every other time. Kronii has internet there, it's possible.
Also, Mori's schedule got fucked because of UMG miscommunication. She'll have to fly back to japan for a couple days to record a song.

>>34295232
>Mori's schedule got fucked because of UMG miscommunication
Ha!
She deserves that. That's what happens when you bend over backwards for a big music label.

IRyS cock
https://files.catbox.moe/baq3tf.mp4

>>34293635
>>34294314
NTA I don't think I could like SEED if I tried. It would have to be literal mindbreak Ocelot hypnosis.

>>34295800
I'm eating!

>>34295080
She's not going anywhere, unless she cries herself to death because of the sobstories watamates feed her nightly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Svy59O-KA

>>34280567
this month has been an outlier for how bad it is, the redesign hype brought out all the kids who just found out about n-word and want to show off "le sekrit knowledge" referring to her outfit and hair color. usually it doesn't get much further than that one retard posting pictures from her old social media and getting hammered pretty quickly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRYYYYYYYSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34297555
to be fair her N-word model is SEX

>>34297555
>usually it doesn't get much further than that one retard posting pictures from her old social media and getting hammered pretty quickly
Ah, the nails…

>>34294314
You see Irys as your wife, that's fine.
But if you saw her as your oshi, you would change your taste and never argue anything

>>34294555
Reine is actually sad that irys does not talk with her that often anymore.
Since she got new nails, eyebrows...

>>34298869
I believe you but do you have a source on that? I really like Reine but don't get to watch her anymore

>>34297624
i wanna see the sex model give me a little more to go off of

This week was something else, dont you think?
Irys, all of a sudden, decided to not stream again.
There was going to be a schedule until the very last minute. That meeting she mentioned, might have being about her streams again.

>>34298869
pretty sure she missed the whole KIRA thing

>>34299082
Check her birthday talk with irys and you will see.
But she is always talking about how much she is missing irys lately.

I'm not against collabs but I like 1 on 1 collabs better than groups and it depends who she was collabing with. If she announced she was colabbing with Sora, I would be excited. If finally has the AZKi singing offcollab I will be exstatic.
Group EN collab? Multiple in a row? Eh...

>>34299131
She clearly had Friday night planssince she skipped her other stream too

Fucking retards

>>34299262
Exactly. It is not even a matter of imagining it anymore.
But, of course, she will say she was reading baseball manga for 3 days.

Good afternoon, selenschizo.

>>34299241
She talked about a lot of collabs, but I did not see anything this week. Unless they already happened and I did not find out.

/HiRyS/ has been more retarded than usual

>>34299082
nta but she miss both IRyS and Fauna, I think she mentioned it the first time on her stream after the ID mini sportfes or something?

>>34299699
Something irys has in common with fauna that has kept them far from her friend... I wonder. Maybe it starts with E

How do you guys watch her streams after having your eyes destroyed from her merch

>>34299789
Safety goggles for now, gotta wait for the headband to use as eye protection later.

Don't worry she only went ghost this week and skipped the patreon stream because she's staying in and watching anime all day. The absolute state lmao.

>>34299689
/vt/ in general, maybe some ban wave ended yesterday

>>34299756
>Maybe it starts with E
Am I dumb for not knowing what that is

>>34295800
>she's a bottom
disappointing

>>34300118
Egg!

>>34300185
>a fucking egg

>>34300185
I wana pinch this smug ass potato

>>34299908
Friday night's. But don't worry. The new nails, eyebrows, long boots, eyelashes are just for herself.
She said that on stream. Must be true

get lost squizo

To be fair, I was ready for a full week with a lot of collabs after what she said.
There was 1 hour with tamaki so far. And maybe another 1 with ina tomorrow.
Since they will happen in the weekend, she had to find room for her "baseball" during the last 3 days.

Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or sneezes, whenever she peko pekos or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex.
Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
in a good mood? just had sex
Tired this week = tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Planning a collab = planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.

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IRyS's patronus would be (You)r cock, ready to put dementors in their place.

>>34300934
IRyS/haachama hogwarts tour collab....

>>34301004
ChamaRyS!

Are there any safe VNs she could play? She enjoyed Hatoful and Sucker for Love.

>>34301405
there's plenty of "safe" ones but so few get translated even now that options are slim kawata shojo stream when

>>34301526
She could play Japanese ones if she could get permissions.
Too bad she's EN

Things were going so smooth once again. She off collabs with mori and it is all over again.

>>34301526
For me, it's Rin

>>34301405
i want her to play a BL game just to see her pretend that she is not a fujo

>>34301405
Fate/Grand Order!

>>34301405
muv-luv

>>34301405
Clannad, but not Tomoyo after probably

>>34302673
You guys are virgins 100% believing irys is fujoshi is the most stupid thing ever.

>>34301036
More ChamaRyS needed

>>34303628
Why does IRyS/ChibiRyS keep finding herself inside of food

>>34303670
Hope without the frucose from soder.

>>34303531
>irys

>>34303893
I was gonna say, but it was easy bait so I stayed my tongue

>>34304723
dreamin about fafner

Normie married shit, avoid:
Confessed to my wife that I am emotionally invested in IRyS and have feelings for her. She thinks it's cute I was worried about it.

>>34305218
Lucky you

>>34305218
Get her to cosplay as IRyS

>>34305465
>>34305218
Post it to Twitter too
unless she's ugly

>>34284013
>>34284591
Am I right in thinking this is a Sunday in Japan/JST?

>>34305218
It's like having feelings for your daughter.

>>34307062
You don't have romantic feelings for your daughter unless you hail from Sweet Home Alabama.

NOBETA DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She's pregnant, with me!

she is dying again

>>34305927
Dont think so. It says oct 1

https://mobile.twitter.com/irys_en/status/1575939399191515136
must have tried the subway challenge

I don't believe much of what she says these days

Yeah yeah... nausea today. It has been 3 days though.
It is always something bad. It keeps the otaku closer

>>34308284
Then you're going out of your way to think that way. Get legitimate help

oh nyo the retards are still here

>>34308217
Is that October 1st NA / Canada or Japan?

there's two schizos now? write your paragraphs already so I can filter you

inb4 it was the cheesecake's fault again

>>34308284
I really love the girl. She is the only one I support and go out of my way... but those generic reasons are too much.
Nausea... headache. It is 3 days already...

even bluRyS is disgusted by the quality of your posts

>>34308371
why would schizos get the help they desperately need when they can continue to use /vt/ like a psychiatrist’s couch

>>34308520
Maybe she just got sick like I did. Caught a nasty cold and have been in bed all week.
She should have tweeted something though.

>>34308394
All of them

>>34308620
It can't be.
Either there's a stream in a few hours or nothing for 24 hours
>Which is it?

>>34308614
fair. Self inflicted rope death is the only cure

she is MY totally nerdy and totally lonely OTAKU GIRLFRIEND!!! make sure to remember that hehe she's just like me I bet we'd get along so well hehehe

>>34308619
If she didn't update on both fronts she was pretty sick.

>>34308619
She never said a thing. Being in pain will make people feel bad and keep things going. It feels manipulative.

>>34308591
my beloved...

>>34308619
plausible but itd be funnier if its that last half of the cheesecakes fault

>>34308680
Timezones are hard. But it is currently 5 am in japan. So it is today for her. Maybe tomorrow for you

>>34308680
if it’s kronii’s schedule I think it’s fair to assume all the dates listed are NA

>>34308861
I'm gonna kill that half of a cheese cake!!

>>34308832

>>34308272
Cycleanon?
Does this correlate?

>>34308914

>>34309012

>>34309151
Less

>>34309151
I'll suffer the pixelization for my beloved low bitrate wifeRyS...

irys status?

>>34308272
Irys is pergant...

>>34309546
With me, by me

Would IRyS be one of those cool, laidback moms or would she go full asian and end up a tiger mom?

>>34309743
She would be one of the useless anime moms that says "ara ma~" with that specific haircut that dies I'm the middle of the story

clitoRyS

>>34310120
PERO PERO PERO PERO

>>34309743
All asians become tiger mom after the kid passes 12 yo.
But she would be a really cool one. She is a great example that following your strengths is as good as studying hard.

>>34310557
>>>/∞/

>>34309743
I forget the name of the anime but there's one with a mom that teaches her daughter innuendo and other sex stuff, that'll be her

>>34310644
IRyS would be a terrible single mother. She needs a supportive husband like me to teach him soccer and talk about all the things a son can't ask his mother.

>>34310557
Unironically took me a while to notice

>>34310744
This except not soccer because that's gay

>>34310780
It's the least-openly gay sport
>You don't find many professional association footballers admitting they're gay (for good reason).

>>34310903
this has to be bait

>>34310953
Yes but also no

>>34310903
I don't know, things get pretty gay in the ball kick league

>>34311015
>Nobody wants to breed the /HiRyS/ manager

Hey guys. I know it is 5 am, and I did not show up during the friday... but I was in the bed feeling really bad. Ok? I never left my house. Ok? I was reading baseball manga just like you guys.
I could not stand up for once otaku-kun. 5 am. Believe me.

>>34311536
If there's no proof to the contrary I have no choice but to.

>>34310644
This dummy can barely take care of herself, not to mention taking care of another, even dumber, person too. She's only good at singing and being social. Not getting shit done. That's my job, her husband.

>>34311536
I'm going to breed you until you stop crying

>>34310557
hey I recognize that bulge from the “hey I recognize that bulge” meme

>>34311610
Exactly. She really knows how to play the game.

Poor guy didn't get the attention he wanted in the bait thread

>>34312567
He types like a woman

>>34312567
is there actually anything sadder than seeking validation on 4chan of all places?

denying reality and pretending she doesnt get creampied daily is sadder lmao

>>34312761
be honest, you’re pigschizo aren’t you

That's what she gets for lying, graduation when?

>>34312881
You're only now realizing that?

>>34312923
I knew, I just want him to say it

>please respond