/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3460303
Guras outfit reveal was a shit test from Cover to see what they can get away with

>>3460303
your oshi doesn't actually love you back

kiara has a gun

>>3460303
Matsuri would legit rape Hoshikawa if she ever gets the chance.

>>3460303
None of this is real, not /vt/, not vtubers, nothing. You need to wake up. WAKE UP!

>>3463060
>if she ever gets the chance
Matsuri has been alone with Hoshikawa multiple times before, why didn't she do it then?

>>3460303
It was actually Pekora who Raped Miko, she got so angry when Miko confessed to her that she took off her panties and shoved her bunny cunny into Miko's face while hysterically screaming "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU FUCKING DYKE?".
After all this Miko still loves her and has been trying to contact her.

>>3460303
Ollie is a virgin

>>3463568
He said rrats, anon.

>>3460303
Gura is dead

Ushiumi, known to be a chinese woman, intentionally delivers sub-par models for holo girls as a form of revenge for the Taiwan incident

>>3460303
iron mouse isn't even sick, her entire story is just a deep cover and the truth is she's extremely athletic and a former gold medalist.
her real name? bruce jenner

>>3464267
this is believable because all chinese people are just that petty. If you mention Taiwan is a good light, they would either sperg out on you or if they're your co-workers, they will probably fuck with you later on as ""REVENGE""

>>3462800

>>3460303
stop posting gore, nigger

>>3462800
anon, why do you have to hurt me this way :(

i am enma

Gura and Ame don't hate each other

You know that rrat that goes around about Fubuki hating Matsuri? It's because she flirted with Oga during a game of Apex and Friend just got over it recently.

Lamy watched her fuckup father get beaten to death by Yakuza but was only 5 when it happened.

>>3460303
botan likes pineapple pizza

Gura is contemplating suicide

Rushia is currently accepting babydaddy applications.

>>3462800
anbribaboo

>>3466899
Lamy is a Yakuza daughter though.

>>3463382
Managers watching and significant weight disadvantage

>>3460303
Cover is intentionally sabotaging Gura to get a JP to #1.

amelia feels really bad about the fact that she does her job way better than her genmates. she isn't even after the most fame or money, she just feels like she'll upset her friends by being too good. she's afraid that she'll generate envy in her friends so she almost never dares to really go all out. she wished her genmates were a bit more skilled/talented.
amelia feels like she's being held back and is dreaming of a place where she can be really good and creative all the time

>>3471701
op said rrats not actual facts

>>3460303
Jenma doesn't like Gura

Bros we need more rrats in these trying times

>>3471846
Is this bizarro /vt/ posting?

>>3471846
why is kiara so fucking useless and untalented. shes literally holding back all of en

>>3462800
I refuse.... I FUCKING REFUSE THIS TRUTH.

>>3472261
>>3472261
He asked for rrats anon, not facts

>>3462800
meds

Kiara's grandfather was in the Dirlewanger Brigade.

>>3475677
Whay do you expect of someone who doesn't even want to button up the shorts on her new model. You can't signal any more "I'M A SLUT" than that. I bet she has gotten through life by selling herself in other ways too. Her whole pattern of behaviour screams whore.

>>3460303
HoloEN regularly browses this board and this board has a direct influence on (some) of their content. In particular, Calli's Holostars collab is a direct "Fuck You" to the people here making "cuckbeat" jokes everytime Calli interacts with a guy.
That's right, they know they can't win over the haters, so instead they browse here specifically to learn what pisses you off so they enjoy pissing you off.

>>3460303
Hololive is a Vatican conspiracy

All of the Holo members are at the vert least good and friendly coworkers who enjoy working together.

Kiara pretends her talking about Heart Challenger all the time is a joke, but she secretly will end her career as a Hololive member if the thing she enjoys the most about it (idol/idol music) does not take off. If Heart Challenger doesn't hit 1m by her birthday, that will be her last steam.

>>3460303
Amelia is pregnant with your child. The child is YOU.

>>3480976
> If Heart Challenger doesn't hit 1m by her birthday, that will be her last steam.
that would make my day anon, lets hope for it.

Marine is pregnant.

>>3481128
I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL

old rrat but I personally subscribe to the idea what the whole Taiwan/CN yab was actually Coco's plan to pull Hololive out of China (and thus save them from the new laws that heavily taxed streamers on Bilibili)) and Yagoo greenlit the whole thing.

Haato wasn't actually in on the plan but had to be suspended to make sure the ruse was believable and the CN chuubas were collateral damage

>>3486745
Was*

To be honest, I'm not Risu.

>>3462872
falsenigger she has TWO guns

>>3487104
Because I am.

>>3487104
>>3487251
Nice try Risu, samefagging to draw suspicion away from yourself.

Kiara's great-great grandfather was actually a high-ranking Hauptsturmführer in the SS.

After Hitler's defeat in 1945, her grandfather fled to Austria to evade trial in Nuremberg. He spend 10 years living off-the-grid, before eventually assuming a new identity, reintegrating into society, and completely the family history.

The only people who know the secret have long-since lost their memories to dementia to the point where nobody would even believe them.

>>3480657
If that was true they'd actually give Kiara literally any bones at all.

newfag here why is it called a "rrat" other than the pekora meme

>>3487699
Because you can't spell 'Narrative' without 'rrat'

Hololive's primary investor is the US government through a deal negotiated between the Obama administration, the Abe administration, and Yagoo to deprogram weebs into being attracted to real women.

The hop is they'll join the workforce to send them superchats and try to reproduce with girls that are close to their oshi.
Japan's population decline is reaching crisis territory and the US government is concerned that it would slow down China's domination of Asia if the Japanese birthrate could be fixed through manipulating weebs.

So far results haven't been very good due to vtuber fans being too hopelessly ugly for any real women to want to reproduce with them. This is why they tried to create Holostars to bridge the gap by bringing in fujos but it didn't work as the majority of the Holostars viewership are gay men.

Ina is the only sane person in all of hololive. She doesn't even mind, she's that zen about everything, as long as she can do comfy streams and drawings she'll be happy. She will never ever get into a yab moment.

Gura's roommate is african american which is why Cover keeps shafting her because Yagoo is racist.

>>3487817
I could never believe this. This is perhaps the most insane rrat I've ever heard.

As an antithesis to hitler: Kiara is a german posing as an austrian

>>3460303
>most outragious rrats
90% of the posts in /vt/ qualifies easily.

>>3480657
>this is your brain on KFP.

>>3460303
Haachama isn't acting, she actually has schizophrenia.

>>3471846
ame isn't suited for the culture and is a few inevitable controversies away from being booted

>>3487104
>>3487251
>>3487323
Risu, don't be a dumb treerat and stop replying to yourself

>>3487699
"Narrative" consists of "Naive" and "ratt"

>>3487699
Hi risu!

>>3471622
>significant weight disadvantage
Is Hoshikawa that much heavier than Matsuri? She doesn't seem like she would be.

>>3460303
Not terribly outrageous but still dumb:
>the names of all the EN girls’ roommates start with M. Wasn’t deliberate, just a weird coincidence.

>>3460303
Gura did the cute and funny awards because she knew exactly that she's gonna get shat on for the broken model.

Gura's broken model was not an accident, it was to sabotage her on purpose because she was getting too popular that she's cannibalizing other holos' revenue.

>>3460303
FBK is a social drinker and perform better with guys
meanwhile she spill the spaghetti out her pocket when around other womans

>>3497529
I think Matsuri is currently super underweight according to her eating disorders or whatever.

Cooner is everyone, even (you).
(you) can't escape it.
(you) are cooner.

>>3471556
Getting killed by yakuza is occupational hazard of being yakuza

>>3462800
she absolutely does and it's unhealthy for both of us t. Omaruza

A-Chan is Yagoo's daughter

>>3505332
A-Chan is actually Z-Chan.

>>3462800
/thread. Fuck you with a searing steel extruder. Everyone else, step up your game please don't, your rrats don't even exist to me but your oshi still loves you even when she doesn't seem to notice you enough.

Hololive is having a cold war in early gens. After all these years Cover still cant manage to solve this problem.

The girls aren't actually real, they're characters played by adult women behind a webcam and they use to program to pretend to be an anime girl.

>>3497879
>karen starts with m

Hololive is as fake as wrestling

>>3510435
This rrat doesn't even make sense. What next, are you going to say Pekora doesn't actually have rabbit ears?

>>3460303
My rrats are too strong for you

>>3510933
You have no respect for chuubas! No respect for anything, but your rrats!

>>3510525
oh, I legit didn't know one of their names had been revealed. And kiara struck me as a "Madison" for some reason. Even if that's nor much of an Austrian name.

>>3460303
miko is jealous of okakoro because she loves korone. that's why she rolled her eyes during a teetee moment in that drunk amongus collab and rarely collabs with the fatto catto

Marine has an absolute dumptruck of an ass

>>3524200
Can confirm, I was running a train on it just last night. You wouldn’t believe the way it ripples when you slap it

>>3460303
Gura rigged her own new model, that's why it looks like shit.

>>3481128
I’M PREGNANT WITH A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU - Toby Fox

Subaru is a lesbian

>>3460303
Gura is CIA and FBI secret weapon to attract potential pedophiles and cure them with loliconism.

>>3510435
>pretend to be anime for years with no slip-ups
>Live shows where they dance and sing

literally impossible for them to be maskurading that long as an avatar without blowing their Cover

>>3486745
It's about fucking time.

Marine will get married/preg within the year

ayameposter is cover pr staff

>>3460303
ayameposter is cover pr staff

I feel like Ive seen this exact thread before... weird...

>>3471846
>Ame-rilard
>Good
Ogey

Roboco is only cosplaying as a robot. She has human legs below those raptor paws.

Nakiri will shrink more and more and her 10th model reveal will be a toddler

how are you guys ogeyy with it?

risu does not watch /vt/ . She asked her manager for help and ideas to stay relevant and the orange schizo told her exactly what to say. That "I see you /vt/ post? It was done by her manager and Risu deleted it when she saw it, freaked out

Polka is not a depressive wreck of a fennec human but she wanted to bring some depth to her character so "haha le sad clown"

Nabi did not copy amelia's outfit after a 10 min google session. Even worse, that model stole her original concept and had a photo shoot with the just-made outfit

Mel had consensual sex with her manager but didn't like it and decided to sue him for harassment in typical woman fashion

Pekora's "mom" and Suisei's "sister" are the same actress ;tanigo's wife

Moona has some sort of mental impediment that made her quit college and chase an idol career. She eats shovels of greasy food because her pancreas doesn't secrete enzymes properly thus she can't absorb the nutrients she needs. This means she is not fat, in fact her therapist recommended her to go to the gym where she discovered her retard strength and she is now of amazonian proportions.

>>3460303
> The dog almost quit, because she had a miscarriage.

Damascus anon is in fact, guchico

Nakiri wants nothing to do with any sort of right-wing political youth movement

Ina's numerous translators are her mom, her dad and her sister

Anya's massive badonkers were the rigger's idea

The face that reflected on aki's stream was her manager helping with the camera

This

Chama actually likes pepperoni

>>3462800
this is absolutely true for everyone except watamechads

>>3536184
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gorilla and Dragon are married and are seeking for adoption soon.

Suisei is off her meds.

Haachama had a twin sister who filled the haato/haachama role. That's why she took the haitus and then came back - she was trying to decide whether she would replace both or quit altogether.

Risu is a rat.

Amelia wishes to be ground-pounded by her fans on a daily basis.

Gura wants to quit.

Mori doesn't like rapping.

Ina loves drawing

Pekora wants to buy her mother a house.

Watame loves being bullied.

Towa loves being bullied.

Lamy doesn't like alcohol.

Nene is a genius in the hiding.

Polka has a mental disorder and wishes her fans were with her everywhere she goes.

Ollie is rigged with sex toys whenever she plays/talks and often asks her collaborators to remotely set up the frequencies of the toys to "surprise" her.

Reine is royalty.

Moona is desperate for a husband.

Fubuki is married.

Sora has a god complex and cannot talk to anybody who doesn't refer to her as "they".

Roboco is a motorcycle.

Miko doesn't know how to be lewd.

Matsuri is a closet pervert that usually plays with people's emotions.

Mel is cute.

Aki is a professional choreographer

Aqua is high IQ

Choco doesn't want to be with men OR women

Ayame wants warmth

Shion wants to live with Aqua

Subaru is not a duck

Mio has kids

Okayu and Korone are going to get married.

Flare is sick

Noel wants a kid

Marine is lost and doesn't know what her next step into developing her persona is going to be

Rushia wants to be cucked

Luna is a dominant type who has a deep voice

Botan is old

Kiara wrote this.

>>3537969
>Ina loves drawing

Do you have any evidence to support this narrative?

>>3537969
First the gamer word, now exposing the otyer holos. What's the next step in your master plan, Kiara?

>>3538600
I might.
Are you a big enough boy?

>>3535839
Except she talks about having homework all the time. Imma need something jucier anon.

>>3462800
He said rrats not truths anon.

>>3535630
im a virgin and ive coomed to the outfit reveal about 17 times
so i guess he was right

>>3537969
>botan is old
oh no!!!!
HAG LOVE

>>3537969
Most of this are actually accurate, but fuck you Kiara Roboco isn't a motorcycle

>>3494437
>having my mind blown in 2021
i'm getting too old for this

>>3487769
HoloMK-ultra

Whoever portrayed Ankimo early on ended up harassing Mel and that's why there's not 3D Ankimo anymore

>>3537969
>Subaru is not a duck

>>3535725
>not changing the bottle to ringo juice
7/10, could have had more effort.

>>3537969
>Nene is a genius in the hiding.
She's not hiding it very well then, it's clear her intellect is far beyond our own.

>>3537969
>Noel wants a kid
Step back bros....... Only I can do this. I do it for the sake of all of you. The menhera may eventually kill me but it's a risk I'll take to ensure the safety of the entire world.

>>3462800
Holy fuck anon im done with life

>>3463568
This aint a rrat

>the id is the primitive and instinctual part of the mind that contains sexual and aggressive drives and hidden memories
>ID branch talents do whatever they fucking want with very little input from their management. People from around the ID area dredge up doxx information, or hidden memories.
>The ego operates according to the reality principle, working out realistic ways of satisfying the id’s demands, often compromising or postponing satisfaction to avoid negative consequences of society.
>the JP branch allows their talents to do what they want within reason, sometimes finding ways to accommodate them while still living up to the expectations of their idol industry though admittedly through often terrible choices. The society of this reason contributes the base norms that are expected to be followed throughout the company.
>The superego's function is to control base impulses, especially those which society forbids, such as sex and aggression. It also has the function of persuading the ego to turn to moralistic goals rather than simply realistic ones and to strive for perfection.
>the EN branch (or super-eigo to give it a name indicative of it's Western and Eastern heritage) is the branch with the strictest management that often bans collabs with other portions of the company or bans even mentioning them. People from around the EN area have an often conflicting set of rules that they expect followed to the letter ranging from not saying the gamer word to not ever having even a past transoceanic relationship

>>3462800

>>3538765
For you

>>3535436
as the japanese like it

>>3536091
these rrat points... too ogey for /vt/ people

Yagoo and Noel have had extramarital sex multiple times in the past.

>>3487769
rand corporation

>>3547206
Why does Noel keep using baby bottle images? Is she one of those diaper fetish girls?

Zhangs are actually deeply in love with Coco and just want her attention

Miko got a little too fresh in her last collab with Pekora and stepped over the line; that is why things soured between them.

>>3481128
I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

>>3536017
This is a fact, not a rrat

>>3472261
>>3471846
>>3480831
>>3480733
>>3481128
>>3487069
He said rrats, not facts

>>3471701
Thats a fact dumbass they have been doing it since Day 1.

>>3510933
In a perfect world, rrats like me would not exist.

But this is not a perfect world.

>>3494266
Based, hello

>>3462800
nonsense

Gura is a 9000 year old spirit who communicates through livestreams and discord

>>3460303
your oshi actually love you back but can't say it or all the money is gone

>>3460303
Polka is actually Yagoo's IRL daughter

>>3555447
>it

>>3487769
based

>>3487769
I can kinda attest to this as hololive has caused me to see real women with slightly more respect and empathy

the reason the gura/ame collabs and shipping has died down is because they actually started dating and want to keep their relationship private

Mori private messages her short and scrawny fans about her wanting to crush their pelvis
Kiara knows and just has to accept the cucking

>>3460303
Aqua is not retarded

>>3536091
I can belieb it

>>3552131
Anon...your tits reps....

>>3536017
A hero who valiantly saved her design from being too bland

>>3460303
I'm not actually Risu

>>3566672
It’s because I am

fubuki DEFINITELY dates a 6 foot 4 tall black man with a heavyweight boxer physique.

>>3536091
But... Who was dumped from EN in that case?

most of the chuubas are not real, there are little watamelons behind the scenes pretending to be the girls. noel is actually two watamelons pretending to be a pair of breasts for example

>>3571457
Nobody, EN were still doing auditions at the time.

>>3538625
Crashing the Internet with no survivors!

>>3536091
Now THATS a rat I can sink my teeth into

>>3571457
The panties on head girl

>>3571457
Nyanners

Coco is actually Taiwanese and the entire arc was orchestrated by her.

Gura "taking a break" for 3 days is actually her debuting in NijiEN

>>3460303
wha wha
whats a rrat?

>>3535549
What do you get when you cross a mentally-ill loner with a SOCIETY that abandons her and treats her like trash!? I'll tell you what you get: You get what you fucking deserve! PORU!

>>3574257
when things go ogey

>>3462800
fuck you anon I love Rushia and she loves me back

>>3555447
wasn't that supposed to be Sora?

>>3462800
>Matsuri
>Polka
who else is unhealthily obsessed with their viewers?

>>3536091
Why can't all rrats be this high quality

>>3584344
Matsuri doesn't care. She baits them by saying she dreams about kissing them and marrying them. It took her years to give them shikishiko permissions.

>>3460303
People actually enjoy vtubers you don't like and thats ok

Kanata is from Canada

>>3481128
We Back to the Future now

Anya Melfissa is cleaner in Cover corp office. She is doing streams in her free time.

>>3585273
God if I was Marty I would destroy that pussy

Towa loves it when people call her an angel, and she just says she doesn't as part of reverse psychology to get people to say it more.

Kiara wants to cosplay all the Holo girls but she's not allowed to doxx herself and can't afford to do it with her model

>>3462800
LIES FROM YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

Boxxy was meant to be in HoloEN gen 1 but things fell through and Kiara was added last minute. Boxxy will be NijiEN gen 1 though. SsethTzeentach is trying to get a live2D model but legal complications of using a real person -namely Kongolo Nadiane- as an avatar have prevented any artist from working too hard on it.

>>3536091
Neat.

>>3471846
this but kiara

Suisei doesn't actually max out credit cards on gacha.

>>3592972
i though Sseth didnt really liked streaming and that's why he does reviews.

>35p is written in 1337 5p34k (elite speak)