/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love this menhera cutie so much.

>>3576534

So is she!

>>3576534
Polka
your meds...

>>3576806
God dammit why does this make me feel so much

>>3576534
it's a cartoon bro

>>3576806
This is legit mental illness, what strange times we live in. The women is in love with a collective, has that ever happened before?

>>3576806
YES POLKA GFE

>>3577177

>>3576806
Are you saying that she wrote this, addressed to her fanbase? Because if that's true and not just inspect element/completely out of context she's fucking insane.

>>3577275
It was a community post translated

>>3577275
It's real. Polka is a severe menhera, but she restricts her codependency to members' content.

>>3577275
Members post

>>3577256
Fascinating and complete schizo tier. Japan ahead of the curve as always.

>>3577177
Polka always wanted to be an idol. She wanted to be loved by thousands and be able to give love back to them in turn.

>>3576806
>>3577256
This woman is legitimately mentally ill. She needs help. Why isn't Cover doing anything about this?

>>3577256
God how can I NOT kiss her

>>3577443
It brings in superchats
also see Rushia

>>3577226
I don't even know if this is GFE. I think this is just Polka GF.

>>3577443
The traits that cause you to classify her as mentally ill are desirable attributes in a talent from Cover's perspective.

>>3577482
I had a Polka-like gf once
it was awful
Polka can't hurt me

>>3577438
Hard to believe, given her roomates weight issues. Like she didn't even try.

>>3577478
Rushia is the equivalent of Cleopatra, she's stringing men along while keeping them at a safe emotional distance personally.
Polka is insane.

Based clownfucker

>>3577443
Shut up you dumb cukbeat. This is is science, we are seeing the process of a new form of love developing. Love between a women and a male collective, this knowledge is important.

yeah she's a menhera, but imagine the clussy

>>3577580
Unfulfillable love only leads to pain on both sides.

>>3577580
Collectives can't have genders
Polka does not discriminate!

>>3577636
Yes they can, its clear her fanbase is male. It's clear the collective is male. She is crazy not stupid, she knows her goslings are a bunch lonely men, and in her head they are a collective.

>>3577580
This is the worst fucking possible timeline. Thousands of lonely men have to share a single anime avatar while a lucky few actually get to love a real woman.

>>3577443
>Why isn't Cover doing anything about this?
Cover doesn't do anything about Matsuri's eating disorders, no way they'll intervene for Polka being too attached to her audience.

>>3577611
But it is being fulfilled, it just doesn't look the same as a normal relationship. It's a relationship between fans and their idol. The only difference is that the relationship goes both ways.

>>3577712
>Matsuri's eating disorders
I thought her bad eating habits were a thing of the past? Has she been bunkering again?

>>3577636
I mean, Polka has obviously never discriminated. She loves her primarily male fanbase, but that doesn't stop her from *really* liking girls.

Polka love!!!

>>3577545
People are more complex than that. They aren't always rational either.

>>3577846
yeah, even a fat disgusting piece of shit could always harbour a dream of getting a harem of supermodels

>>3577773
Cope harder carpet muncher

>>3577958
I'm a dude. I just think images like this are hot.

>>3577772
Now she has the opposite issue

>>3577990
I agree, need more of that shit please artists

>>3578055
NenePol is cute...

>>3577256
Don’t forget

>>3578103
got anymore, anon?

>>3577772
I don't know about right now, but Matsuri's diet is yoyo-ing between binge eating and borderline starvation.

>>3577443
It's just some romantic poetry stop pretending it weird

>>3578127
Only a bit. The artist who made a lot of this stuff deleted it. If you ask around in the Polka or Nene threads you could probably find a lot more.

>>3578193
thank you, so much polka love going around

>>3578187
Don't be too hard on him. Poor guy never had someone to love him before so he doesn't know what to expect.

>>3576806
GFE LOVE

>>3576806
Polka has gone over the deep end. Jesus christ this is actually sad.

>>3577443
EN slut would never understand

>>3577580
Based

>>3577580
True, and from this love, thousands of men will die without ever giving offspring. But that is alright, anyone pathetic enough to fall in this retarded trap doesn't deserve to have their genes passed upon the next generation. Truly science, we are seeing natural selection with or own eyes!

>>3577443
Mori co dependency when?

>>3578291
Hey, she's happy now. She has all the external validation she could ask for and it makes her fanbase happy as well. What's the harm?

>>3577256
>codependent weakling post
Holy fuck, this is actual mental illness, not the meme kind, what the fuck is her manager doing?

>>3576806
Has Polka started doing gfe now?

>>3578359
your oshi would never do this, sad!

>>3578339
>the only purpose in life is making children
oogaa booga caveman mentality

>>3578339
They weren't going to reproduce anyway dude

>>3578359
Chama has other problems and needs her meds

>>3578369
>Now

Reminder that Polka was afraid to go to the dentist yesterday (she had a bad experience when she was younger) so she chatted with her fans to give her confidence. She read tons of their encouraging messages to make herself feel better. This street really does go both ways.

>>3578369
Always has been.

>>3578385
>wanting his oshi to be an actual schizo who will probaly kill herself over attachment issues
What the fuck are you doing son?

>>3578369
She limits it basically exclusively to her member's stuff, but yeah, she's always been very GFE.

>>3578454
having your oshi depend on you just as much as you depend on her is ultimate vtuber relationship

>>3578463
Welp I'm now a member

>>3578463
PORUKA LOVE

>>3578463
>I'm not actually a mental wreck (menhera)
>I think all girls are messed up inside like this
so this really is the purest girlfriend experience out there...

>>3578369
>started
Polkahime is the OG GFE.

>>3578359
There is literally nothing wrong with codependency

>>3578463
AHHH LOVE AND PROTECT POLKA GF

>>3578454
But that's what's to unique about Polka. Unlike say, Rushia, who is similarly invested with her fanbase, Polka views them as a collective rather than isolating specific individuals.

Rushia recently had a meltdown in her member's posts because she was searching up her top fans on Twitter and noticed one of them started watching a new girl. She ranted on about how saying you love someone is a serious commitment so you can't just say you love Rushia and then do something like that, before threatening to "disappear" if stuff like that keeps happening.

But Polka doesn't really single out individuals, so she doesn't have the same issue. There will always be a few thousand loving fans for her to talk to as long as she's in Hololive and that's all she needs to motivate herself and be happy.

>>3578463
Holy fuck this reminds me a lot of my ex

I'm buying membership now

>>3577478
Polka's superchats are miniscule compared to Rushia's though which I always found strange since they act similarly insane to their also insane fanbases

Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little too much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS.

>>3578600
>this reminds me a lot of my ex
then why the fuck did you leave

>>3578596
>Rushia recently had a meltdown in her member's posts because she was searching up her top fans on Twitter and noticed one of them started watching a new girl. She ranted on about how saying you love someone is a serious commitment so you can't just say you love Rushia and then do something like that, before threatening to "disappear" if stuff like that keeps happening.
holy fuck

>>3578596
>Rushia recently had a meltdown in her member's posts because she was searching up her top fans on Twitter and noticed one of them started watching a new girl. She ranted on about how saying you love someone is a serious commitment so you can't just say you love Rushia and then do something like that, before threatening to "disappear" if stuff like that keeps happening.
Can anyone confirm this rrat?

>>3578463
>>3578596
Why do half of the holos act like my ex?

>>3578596
Matsuri has also admitted to stalking her fans and especially gachis, it is common thing to do

>>3578613
Rushia is beyond lost in her character

>>3578624
congrats, the first spooky chuuba creepypasta. i knew this day would come

>>3578651
Lemme grab some screenshots from the archive. One sec.

>>3578624

>>3578596
Not even a fandead but I hope Rushia is okay

>>3576806
>>3577256
>>3578126
>>3578463
bros...

>>3577443
Relatively sane women don't make good content

>>3578651
This came from a Fandead who was literally begging people to watch Rushia to help cheer her up, so I think this is legit. The member's post itself has been deleted by now though, likely by Rushia after she cleared her head or after her manager got freaked out.

>>3578637
She literally took her meds and some time later she told me that the thing we had wasn't healthy

>>3578828
holy fuck, being fandead must be shit

>>3578651
I have her membership and did notice a bunch of community posts and then they were suddenly deleted.

>>3578828
lol wtf

>>3578828
Beautiful

>>3578596
>she was searching up her top fans on Twitter
Now, that's what a psychopath does.

>>3578828
Rushia....

>>3578828
RUSHIA LOVE

>>3578828
>>3578878
i am scared
i thought vtubers would free me from the bullshit of women but apparently not

>>3578932
>when the realization sets in that it's just women hoisting around a stitched together puppet with a cute face
it was always there, but it was nice to pretend

>>3578596
This is insanity, what crazy times we live in.

POLKA LOVE!
RUSHIA LOVE!

CO-DEPENDENCY LOVE!

>>3578828
>>3578463
Wtf is happening. Is yagoo the biggest saviourfag, are all girls like this, is it something with Japan???

>>3578932
>I thought watching women would help me escape women
Just embrace the codependency

>>3579005

God are people really falling for this shit? You falseflag every single day spouting bullshit and you can't believe a women could do the same? You people don't deserve the money in your wallets with how stupid you are.

>>3578828
This girls are female incels because of their anxiety. All the yuri shit is pure cope, they deeply desire to have a man love them. I feel bad for them, because some random fan or chat will never really fill that void.

>>3578828
Where does Yagoo find these girls?

>>3579005
Welcome to the modern world, everyone is mentally ill including you. And especially people who go into vtuber industry

>>3579044
>These women are actually masterminds who are merely pretending
You put far too much faith into their acting abilities

>>3579024
Soda your family life....

>>3579005
YAGOO hired women who had all of the talents and attributes to be idols or entertainers but weren't able to make it into the industry. That means many of them are physically or mentally ill at worst or are cripplingly eccentric at best.

>>3579051
Noel and Flare deep kissing each other as a joke!

>>3579074
Its not acting its changing yourself just a little bit for people. Women do it all the time when talking to different people but you can't believe they're doing it rn?

>>3578346
she wouldnt want to overlap with watson

>>3579146
>It's not acting it's acting

>>3579024
Alright, I'll even believe the "Sora is Yagoo's daughter" rrat. What's wrong with Suisei though?

>>3579118
First of all, link. Second, i don't mean all of them, obviously some of them are actually lesbians, but girls like Kiara are just hurt and find themleves in a an environment that encourages that yuri bullshit.

>>3579172
Suisei is a psycho with no sense of empathy

>>3579169
Acting is becoming someone else, this is just them adapting and putting a little bit more loving into themselves. We do it all the time when talking to different people, streamers do it by becoming more loud/happy, vtubers doing it by being more loving and sappy.

>>3578828
Reminder that your oshi could be stalking your social media RIGHT NOW

>>3579172
i remember watching a clip of suisei saying she was a 'jack of all trades, master of none' type so she had trouble getting hired

>>3579221
Overly competitive and harsh on herself and others, resulting in ruined friendship.
She also has an imaginary sister.

>>3577478
It's not the case with Polka. She actually discourages superchat from fans. People have been begging her to read more superchat but she just wants you to be a member instead. This way she can have more readers for her codependence posts.

>>3579248
>Your oshi will never track you down to chain you up in her room
Why even live?

>>3579172
Suisei was just consistently rejected while trying to make a break as an idol because her talent set was too well rounded. She could do art, 3D model, video edit, sing and dance but they only wanted her to do two of those things tops. She marketed herself as a one woman show but only Hololive saw the value in that skillset.

>>3579005
Haven't you seen Matsuri's Twitter posts with her Humanbeing151-tier notebooks declaring her love for her fans? They're all fucking insane, some just hide it better

>>3577990
double penetration ina

>>3578339
isaac newton was a lifelong virgin and probably had a greater individual impact on humanity than most.

but also newton probably wouldn't be wasting precious hours of his life on vtubers. guy would probably be an /x/ or /pol/ poster if he were alive today.

>>3579285
Reminder that matsuri rewatches her streams to read all the messages in chat she missed

>>3579261
She's mentioned a long time ago that she thinks the most sustainable method of making income as a Vtuber is to do sponsorships and collaborations rather than trying to profit directly from her fans. I think that's why she's been popping up in so many sponsorships, like this convenience store one.

>>3579319
Internet and its consequences have been a disaster for a human race

>>3579346
You're saying she saw my comment asking her to piss in my mouth?

Would Rushia be mad at me if she found out I have her membership but like Gura more?

>>3579405
Yes

>>3579319
I wonder how many of the great autists of the past would have totally wasted their potential on the internet had they existed now. Maybe instead of becoming a scientist Tesla would be writing sonic fanfiction.

>>3576806
AaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaa

>>3579416
Nah, not unless you declared your love for Rushia.
...You didn't, right?

Just choose a oshi that is not a menhera
like Botan

>>3577256
>voices in my head
...pol...polmao

>>3579483
Ah shit

>>3579512
Botan is a boring hag

>>3578103
Gross! They are sisters!

As ridiculous as it sounds watching VTubers has made me more compassionate toward women

>>3578339
Scifaction fag here. Natural gene passage procreation is obsolete anon... I already have the ability to selectively delete and add genes into cells at will in the lab. In one or two generations norm fag births will be the eq of not graduating highschool.

>>3577560
Is Rushia is textbook GFE. You’re supposed to have fun with it, it’s a back and forth between her and chat and overall a cute experience. You aren’t supposed to depend on it for affection, but I’m not gonna lie, I’m very curious where this will lead Polka, like what is next?

>>3578932
Anon, women behind 2D avatars are still women. If you want a sterile, smooth ride go watch some SoL anime or smth

>>3579552
wrong!

>>3579005
Women who go into the vtubing industry are not the most mentally stable.

>>3579592
It will lead to this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RcAhDvb0Q

It's funny when threads like this (not generals) pop out and people are genuinely surprised at stuff that has already been discussed to death 3/4 months ago

Sometimes I ask myself if this GFE isn't too dangerous for the holos, someone like Rushia for instance, I wonder if she eventually will attract some turbo schizo that will find her IRL and will like, disembowel her or some shit like that

>>3579451
lazy google 1st page search, but it said isaac newton's estimated IQ was 193. he was also a virgin during a time where it was hard to be one. today it's easy to be a virgin in "westernized" countries. people thinking of themselves as having the same potential as these 'once in a century' humans are just fantasizing like they do with their anime girlfriends.

>>3577256
Reminder that even in EN Ame was probably on the brink of this shit around new years and then wisely managed to pull herself back/distract herself from it.

>>3579702
I'd be more concerned about Rushia disemboweling herself, she's menhera enough to do it.

>>3579678
I feel like it's my job to rep my oshi to this new audience and see if I can get her some new members.

>>3578193
Nekko here. The artist is pretty weird. They have their stuff private so you have to follow them. Something something this stuff shouldn't be seen by the girls. I haven't seen if their stuff is still there, but i can assure you the art is great. It is manga-ish with panels and all. Ducc, they even retain their personalities but adultness cranked up to twenty

>>3579678
This is like when people were surprised that Matuli is an actual piss fetishist that not only drank her piss but likes to hold it constantly

>>3579702
Rushia said that she in the future would like to marry one of her gachis. Take that as you may

>>3579512
I'm really happy Botan is in 5th gen, it really benefits from her level headed and relaxed attitude. I don't think a ditzy airhead, an emotional drunk and a codependent menhera would have survived the Aloe incident or the Janitor controversy otherwise.

>>3579678
It's not like people can keep up with every single Holo

>>3579864
>janitor controversy
what was this?

What kind of girl does Polka want to date?

Is Kiara a real or fake Menhera?

>>3578126
together die, together die

>>3578932
>vtubers were women all along
THIS IS BULLSHIT

>>3579678
/vt/ is full of newfags

>>3579678
21 says ago¿?

NGL I would date Polka's roommate, I don't give a fuck if she's a fatty.

>>3579923
Basically, on the Hololive MC server there's all of the different construction companies, right? One of them (aqua's, I think?) tried to "hire" Gen 5, so they walked through a little mock interview, which was basically an improv comedy bit. The gist of the sketch was basically that Aqua's company was a black company doing a bunch of shady stuff and abusing their employees, but she was trying to talk the girls into joining regardless. At one point they talked to another Holo (Marine, I believe) who had been working for Aqua for a long time, and mentioned she had been working as a janitor for 20 years or something, despite that not being the job she thought she was going to get. Polka and Lamy joked that getting stuck working as a janitor for your entire life by accident is pretty embarrassing, and had a laugh about it.

This sketch was clipped and heavily edited by someone with an axe to grind to make it look like rather than being a joke about getting roped into a black company, Polka and Lamy were laughing at the idea of being a janitor, and the clip really played up the idea that this was two rich girls laughing at the idea of someone doing menial labor. This was a bad look since Holos are in large part supported by people who work dead end jobs and rely on cute idols for happiness.

The clip blew up and a bunch of people started spamming hate to Polka and Lamy. (Botan backed out of the joke because she saw it coming, so she escaped largely unscathed) but Polka and Lamy got dislike bombed on their videos for a week or so after and got a lot of hate on Twitter. Lamy is hyper sensitive and Polka relies on positive reinforcement from the internet to affirm her self fworth so they both took it really badly. Polka broke down crying on a member's stream about it and Lamy was noticeably down for a while.

>>3580018
those 2 seconds of polka on the floor always makes me laugh

>>3578828
I hate when you guys post shit like this because if it's fake or in any way taken out of context it just means you guys are baiting dozens of mentally ill internet virgins to descend upon an unsuspecting japanese woman.

>>3579958
The kind that loves her, that's it. Though she does especially appreciate strong willed, dominant women, and enjoys girls with a bit of a foul mouth. Though that doesn't prevent her from also melting in the presence of cute and seiso idol types.

>>3579051
>random fan
Bro I'm not a fan, Im actually my oshi's soulmate wdym

>>3580262
I did everything I could to verify this as true. I checked the translation, noted multiple anons corroborating that Rushia spammed member's posts before deleting them and did some digging to make sure this was in character for Rushia.

I AM RUSHIA'S BOYFRIEND
I AM RUSHIA'S BOYFRIEND
I AM RUSHIA'S BOYFRIEND
I AM RUSHIA'S BOYFRIEND
I AM RUSHIA'S BOYFRIEND

Can woman actually become yandere-like? I always though they only exist in anime

>>3580256
And my nene didnt join that collab because she was busy playing a rhythm game

>>3580411
t. me

How can I get a Haachama gf?

>>3580450
Specially the hot ones. Those call you at 3 am for inane bullshit or don't stop messaging you when THEY KNOW you are hanging out with the boys

>>3580450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsEEPbw_YC8

Sex.
Sex with Polka.

>>3580450
I don't think any of these girls are truly Yandere like, because yanderes blend attributes from multiple different disorders and the authors throw out whatever aspects they don't like. These are just real people struggling with mental health issues who have found their own methods of coping.

>>3580262
Anon this is all true. Nothing was taken out of context. Those are full translated posts. If you want more proof then listen to the Polka ASMR vods where she sobs about her anties while wanting to die in your arms.

>>3580411
we know, shion

>>3579739
Link?

>>3580620
WTF

>>3576534
Cause every time we touch I get this feeling

>>3580507
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
Never change Nene, never change

>>3579770
Based. Polka would be proud of you.

>>3578867
Got cucked by meds
Damn

>>3581107
If every anon who said "I'm going to member her now" meant it, I've gotten her at least 7 or so memberships already. I may be broke, but I'm still pulling my weight to support my oshi.

>>3579268
>be you
>shitposting on /vt/
>see something move quickly on the corner of your eye
>think nothing about it and go to bed
>wake up in your oshis house chained up while they are rapeing you

>>3581337

>>3580450
yea but its not cute.
You usually end up moving somewhere else or having to get a restraining order

>>3581354
had a dream like that are year or two ago but it was sister Claire actually

>>3581449
Redfield-chama...

>>3581449
What slutty nun

>>3579997
WTF ITS REAL?

>>3581337
GIWTWM

>>3579172
A strange unknown strand of autism

>>3580262
But chuubas want people to actually check them out?

>>3581449
Based and Nunpilled

>>3580411
Based

>>3579172
My rrat is that she tended to rage at the interviewers when she saw that her interview wasn’t going well.

>>3578257
Now he has polka tho

>>3580547
Hot

>>3581682
I can guarantee you none of them would want some insane overseas fan mistaking a bunch of jokey clinginess with her viewers as actual adoration and codependency. That's like mistaking a waitress being friendly with you as flirting level cringe shit.

And if it IS real, you aren't exactly encouraging the best kind of behavior in them.

>Polka and Rushia rake in a ton of money
>can't get their shit sorted out

>>3580738
How new are you

>>3579555
Vtubers are the exception, the rule is that you always meet bad women, so don't get your hopes up.

>>3576806
>>3577256
Maybe dating a fat girl isn't bad.

>>3581887
Polka loves her fans and wants more of them, especially if they pay up. This is chuuba way.

>>3581939
They make ton of money precisely because of mental illness

When people think Festival, Rusiha, Nene, Lamy, Aki, Ame are the GFE/WFE but in reality

it was her POLKA
>>3578421
She is super cute you just want to hug her and squeeze her

>>3582416
I KNEEL PORUKA

>>3578346
I do hope my boy will never become as menhera as Polka.

>>3581939
Money can't fix mental illness

>>3579554
Fool, that just makes it better!

>>3579678
Not very surpising when sharing member post is frowned upon for some reason.

>>3580450
irl yanderes will abuse you for even looking at other women, but still shamelessly cheat on you to check how fully submitted are you

>>3577177
Unironically thought this too, I get it's supposed to be cute and all, but it's suprisingly... dark.

>>3581199
Make it 8 anon, I kneel

>>3578395
The prime way one can leave a mark in humanity is by prolonging their bloodline in hope that the next generation will be better. Or they could be a genius like the previously mencioned Isaac Newton. But then again, we are talking about NEETs.
I'm not saying the only thing to do in life is to breed. But if you fail at doing ANYTHING else, at least find a way to let your genes live. Maybe one of your descendents will be an Isaac, and your existence wouldn't have been in vain...

>>3585357
Donating seed to the seed bank!

>Maybe dating a fat girl isn't bad.

>>3579512
I fucking love this hag

Man I would be glad to see more of polka codpendent stuff

>>3577177
what do you think people who "found their place" in some random forum or fandom are?

>>3585947
Same, those things really are special

>>3585410
So long as you're at least 175 cm

>>3576806
>>3577256
i’ve always wondered what her genmates think about this stuff

I don't even watch Polka that much but this thread broke me
Just in time for my 1 year dog anniversary I guess.

>>3578463
>I'm not crazy, everyone's like me I just show it
That's legitimately how mentally ill people think and it's not healthy to rationalize shit like this.

>>3576806
>>3577256
>>3578126
>>3578463
Damn, she's actually insane.

>>3587346
>bruh she's just like me

>>3586021
175cm actually seems kind of low as a minimum height requirement. Most women select at least 183cm

Just got my membership and I wanna know more about her. Where should I start?

>>3587686
I though showing the donator's data was prohibited
And anyway, 180 is pretty fine in most places

>>3587686
You know my boy had to include a number that would include him too. Self insert and shiet.

Imagine paying money to listen to a grown woman complain about her life. to each his own but this is what most GFE amounts to. and you don't even get any rewards like having a real girlfriend would give you

>>3588134
On the contrary, I'm 168

>Aqua have a song about how we should love her forever
>Korone have a song on how she literally kill us if we watch another stream
>Haachama is a yandere character all around
>Rushia does yandere loli ASMR
>Its not okay when Polka does it

Imagine being uncultured enough to not get the joke about Polka being a Gyaru clown.

>>3577177
You're on a website full of people who are legitimately in love, build shrines to, and marry anime girls.

Is this even a stretch?

>>3588169
Ugly boys make do

>>3588169
>pay to listen a girl bitching about her life

anon, we are talking about Polka, not Calli

>>3588583
>so yeah, deadbeats, basically the fucking japs are fucking racists

>>3588270
So she's a clown that also happens to be gyaru in appearance to fit in but emotionally frail like that girl in Komi-san?

>>3576806
>>3577256
>>3578126
>>3578463
>>3580256
>>3578596
>>3577443
It's Kiara's fault.

>>3588885
The joke is "what if a Gyaru was actually a circus clown?" . And it is both a satire and homage of the style full of tacky acessories and campy fashion.
It also works as a fetish bait, since many Otaku dream about Gyaru girls giving them attention. So Polka plays around the "vain Gyaru with a heart of gold" on her ASMR, while people on /vt/ take it as face value.

>>3579820
Clip?

>>3588981
Based

>>3588270
>Gyaru clown
My dick! Aaaaaaaaa

>>3587859
Look at member post and the ASMR stream comments.

>>3588169
That's a strange way of saying getting all the benefits of GFE with out the down sides.

>>3588981
Beyond Based.

>>3589010
You forgot the clip
https://youtu.be/pnAo2PXQcJg

>>3578596
>There will always be a few thousand loving fans for her to talk to as long as she's in Hololive and that's all she needs to motivate herself and be happy

Unhealthy but kind of reassuring.

I didn't know Polka and I had the same mind set. It is only unhealthy if you get crazy about it. I just want to feel something again.

>>3588169
as a guy who's not had that for like 2 years I think you kinda miss the same boring stories over and over but fuck paying for it

>>3588169
I haven't dated/ had someone tell me they love me in 15 years anon. Desperate times and all that.

>>3589969
>he has dated someone before

fuck off normalfag

>>3579739
being busy with the stresses of the office move pulled her out.
how long until she's back to this?

>>3589969
>>3590029

>>3590029
Sucks to suck. I am going to steal your oshi too because I actually know how to talk to women and have experience. Don't worry I will still let her stream for you though.

>/pol/ka is actually insane
Bros, I unironically love bat shit crazy women. What do I do?

>>3588169
Most of the people on this board, and hell most of the people watching vtubers, are romantic "untouchables" that no woman would want anything to do with. Not even being the emotional boyfriend is fit for them because they're too schizoid to show empathy towards others in the real world. Simulating that kinda thing when they'd never give a shit about any of these women if they weren't using an anime avatar is basically their sociopathic attempt at LARPing as a human to jerk off their own ego.

>>3578690
It’s been 7 hours anon

>>3589625
I mean, she literally said that she went for Gyaru look in her alternative costume reveal.
She even has the fake tanned skin and bleached hair.
She could not be more obvious and yet people keep forgetting the point, calling her "over designed" all the time.

Well, no shit the circus valley girl from Harajuku is overdesigned. I wonder why.

>>3590220
Oh shit I forgot about it completely. Just lemme

>>3590116
projection: the post

@3590116
Even if that were true, why would you say it?
Talk about ego, you only posted this to see how many (You)s you'd get, thus validating your own projections.
Go away. You are not welcome here.

>>3590323
Cope: the post

>>3590113
Run to her anon.
She needs you.

>>3590113
have u tried touching your pp

Evening Robert...pause the harem building and talk to your friend...

>>3590116
only an equally undesirable woman could type a post like this. don't worry you'll reach your vtuber dream one day and have simps too, just work hard

>>3590381
speak for yourself, anon.

>Call the girls schizo for doing fetish ASMR
>Dismiss the fact those are character playing types forcing a fetish narrative in everything they do

Bad news guys. Rushia is not a unstable flat loli. She is a normal japanese woman, actually just playing around, even when she gets angry about it. It should be obvious, but it seems people have no idea of what the HOLO from Hololive means.
Get help.

>>3578463
holy based

>>3590375
It's for your own good anon, the sooner you realize this saviorfagging and codependency is not only unhealthy but just your own narcissism at play the sooner you can move past it. Once you learn to only get emotionally attached to chuubas you actually enjoy as entertainment and not as some pet project you'll be much better off.
>>3590442
Simps will never be a substitute for friends, and this goes both ways your waifu will never see you as a friend or even as a human being just a bunch of text on her screen that increases her bank balance when she says nice things to it.

>>3590526
The fact that you have watamelon edits saved only proves his point. The first step is accepting that you have a problem anon

>ITT: newfags

>>3590547
Why should I move passed it anon? I have nothing else and only someone as desperate as I am will be with me.

>>3590547
why can't you accept that some people are ok with that type of relationship? surely you'd understand that it's the best some can hope to get considering your previous hostile comment. the other guy is right that this is just about your ego and you don't care about making people feel better.

>>3590113
Well, she isn't that bad right? I think its okay unless she goes full Yandere or becomes dangerous

>>3590601
>>3590526

You guys cant be serious.
The only legit mentally ill person in Hololive is Haato, and everyone knows that, getting distant as possible from her.
The girl lately cant even form a coeherent speech. Her "lore" video are nothing but pure insanity, and not in a theatrical way. She just went full retarded, to the point of no return.

Redpill me on Rushia, I thought her GFE was just an act and not genuine. What should I search to see the menhera action?

>>3590621
Honestly? Because it's a fantasy that will drive you to madness. This is the same thing that happens to people who buy prostitutes thinking they can "save" her only to get their heart broken when they were already at mental rock bottom. You can't recover from that when you already had nothing else keeping you attached to reality.

If you need an emotional crutch it's probably better to pick something entirely fictional like anime that you can get fully absorbed in rather than something that will only remind you of your own loneliness. Especially since the kinda anons that are like this aren't just "lonely" or "incel" but mentally incapable of forming strong emotional bonds with other people because that part of their brain has atrophied from lack of use for the last 20+ years of their life.

It's like a dog trying to eat using a spoon because everyone else does so, but it looks ridiculous because its body doesn't work that way and never will. The dog will continue stressing itself out over being unable to do something as "basic" as holding a spoon and only get more depressed over its inability to do so. Its thoughts will be consumed by its desire to hold a spoon to fit in and it'll stop doing actual dog things like grooming itself because it's obsessed with the fucking spoon. Eventually its owners will think there's something seriously wrong with this dog when it no longer functions as a dog should. This type of obsessive behavior in fact just makes you even less attractive to your oshi, it won't bring you closer to her.

>>3590750
She seems pretty sane during the cooking contest VOD so far.

>>3590116
holy based

>>3591228
Thanks doctor. I would sure love to read your peer reviewed paper on the subject.

If it is just some anime girl there is not substance. I might as well just imagine a woman and say she is my gf from Canada. Equally insane.

If I keep in mind that I will never actually meet these girls and just support them while occasionally fantasizing about meeting them, I see no problem with it.

>>3591629
2D girls will never hurt you the way 3D can anon, that's the point.

>>3591816
And you need to see vtubers as 2.5D. They will never be in your life like 2D but have agency like 3D.

>>3591228
I think this is more about you in that it bothers you that these guys are finding an easy way to be happy. For some reason you've created this image in your head that the posters here shouldn't enjoy this.
One moment you call them untouchable and then another it's all about how they aren't your girlfriend, huh?

>>3591917
Having agency is the problem though, they're an imperfect vessel for your feelings. All it takes is your oshi doing something truly menhera or her Live2d fucking up and revealing her unattractive face or her graduating/getting married/having sex to send you spiraling into depression. A 2D girl can never hurt you in that way.

>>3592149
Do you really believe that these people are happy though? This applies less to the current scenario for Polka/Rushia but the anons who usually frequent the indie chuuba threads and build strong co-dependencies usually come off very stressed over their oshi's lack of success or worries that she'll graduate etc. These characters are entirely temporary so latching onto them will be quite painful when they leave you.

>>3591118
Rushia has a tendency to post something and then delete it when she's done melting down, so you'll have to check archives here or on /jp/ for screenshots.

>>3589969
oh no it's been two years for me and I can't get a date for the fucking life of me pussy pics yeah sure, some food and real life interaction is ware they draw the line

>>3592432
I get that for other people anon. I don't care about any of that. I have seen all there is to see currently and I wouldn't mind being with any of them. If she graduates, marries, or hooks up there are 40 different holos, it will take time but I will heal and move on.

>>3592553
It gets easier and harder anon. I am at the point where I cannot even look at porn without being sad about never being able to be with a woman again. But other times I think about how I can go full weeb or get into other hobbies and not worry about someone telling me I shouldn't. It isn't much but I try really hard to see what little good I have.

>>3591228
You're just turned off by this because you keep comparing it to a real relationship, when people are very capable of having these types of relationships without being damaged by it. Digital relationships are nothing like we've ever seen before on this planet. You make the assumption that people are using them as substitutes for some assumed deficiency, when the reality is that they're something different. You think there's some "real" way the people you complain about should be, when the truth is that humans are still changing and will always be changing, because we're living being and we adapt to our environment. You make all these assumptions based on some misinformed idea of what an ideal life should be, when if you've ever studied even the tiniest bit about history you'd know just how different societies can be and how much they can change, and how many different types of relationships human beings can be besides the "strong emotional bonds" which you parade, which are a measly handful of closely related people. Of course, it's very easy for you to be certain about all this because you really don't know a lot, and keep repeating the same thing every single person who complains about vtubers does. But the reality is that you're completely powerless to stop any change and year after year streaming in its various forms has become more and more prevalent. Millions of people have found their happiness thanks to the internet, and keep doing it every year, and all the boomer complaints and impostor syndrome in the world can do nothing about it.

The dog in your analogy isn't us. It's you.

>>3591258
She goes back and fourth with minutes of silence and babbling non stop.
Again, this is not a " lol so crazy" act typical of characters such as Polka or Ollie. This is a legit schizo/heavy meds behaviour, I used to work with those kind of people and it could get scary really quick, with repeated speech, long silence, random reasoning and other famous Haachama "quirks"
The girl really went mad. What explains her managers pushing her to do collabs with new gens while the old ones just fucking run away
I honestly dont think she will be able to keep going until 2022

>>3579117
>mfw when originally the idea of Yagoo was hiring talented but ugly looking girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKf89qar7cI

>>3593310
>She goes back and fourth with minutes of silence and babbling non stop
I'm sorry to tell you this anon, but that's normal human behaviour... People need to shut up every once in a while to think or come up with new topics. Silence isn't bad.

>>3592729
it gets to the point I just ask them after talking for like 4 days it doesn't matter if you talk for a month or 2 hours, I just wanna get it out the way the rejection or even lack of it and move on and then stop talking to girls for another 3 months

i honestly believe if most of you actually tried to fix your problems instead of bitching and moaning and using vtubers to cope you would be successful.

>>3594227
Wow, great idea, I never thought of just fixing my problems. A real innovative idea you have there.

>>3578640
This is why Rushia is the best

>>3594227
I don't have any problems besides being bored. I choose to become a gosling schitzo.

>>3593835
Nice job overlooking what I just said. The problem is not talking fast or being silent, the problem is going back and fourth in bipolar fashion without any cadence at all. It makes you look like a borderline person, which is very fitting for Haachama considering her tendency to self harm, and jumping from "I am god" from " i am pure shit" narrative in seconds.
Those are not quirks. Bitch is legit crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rnrFX2DvRk
I wonder what Polka did, I don't see Lamy getting angry like that with neither Nene nor Botan, and Polka can be a little to much sometimes.

>>3577686
>This is the worst fucking possible timeline. Thousands of lonely men have to share a single anime avatar while a lucky few actually get to love a real woman.
It's been this way for thousands of years. At least now we have anime.

>>3578690
pls.. the Rushia thing anon.. I wanna see

>>3594227
I try anon, I really do. I have been ghosted enough times that I just figured whatever is wrong with me cannot be fixed.

>>3594942
Obviously talking about Aloe.
The narrative is that "antis" made her quit but truth is that Aloe leak almost ruined all 5th gen members. She could not handle the pressure of getting scolded by the staff, team mates and fans all at once, so she quit.
Also members from the same gen are encouraged to scold each other, as well as help them in need. That is how their sysyem works. Nothing out ordinary here.

There was also the janitor incident that also almost ruined all 5th gen interactions by weeks.

>>3594227
Pretty successful guy who gone through multiple relationships, last one cheated on me and i lost all hope in real woman. I have no delusions of dating any chubaas, just throwing money at my ideal anime girls. At least they don't hurt me and i just wanna feel happy.

>>3594227
I don't have any problems to fix, anon. My one problem is severe learned nihilism paired with a disgust for what modern women have become.
So I watch chuubas to fill in the void and feel a distant sense of companionship while I wait for a lonely and meaningless death. Between now and then I am successful at work, decently wealthy all things considered and enjoy the few hobbies I have.

Some things can't just be "fixed", especially if you don't want to fix them in the first place.

>>3595367
The stream was yesterday, I seriously doubt she is referring to something that happened +9 months ago, at least it doesn't sound that way.

>>3595386
Stop looking for relationship and do whatever the fuck makes you happy and isn’t objectively unhealthy

>>3595367
>janitor incident
can i get a qrd, bog-sama?

>>3590113
How bat shit crazy are we talking about here?

Polka's Bio.
https://youtu.be/juk3U2Kt41A

>>3590750
Mentally handicapped and mentally ill are two different things anon.

>>3595478
Context is key. She was talking about how 5th gen is a family while giving a example on how she may do personal calls to scold bad behaviour. That happens daily, as they are encouraged to "act like a family"
When you think about it, way more friendly to receive PMs and daily scolds from your "family" than walking down alone, having no idea in what are you doing, while helping in absolutely nothing. You know, like mostly girls in Hololive EN.

>>3594227
One man's problem is another's path to success. Stop being jealous that some people can flip a negative into their advantage.

>>3594942
Have you seen the way Polka lewds Lamy?

>>3595642
I know it is such a cliche to say it but...are you autistic? Marine video AND Polka info were obviously very tongue in cheek.
To the goofy BGM to the "conspiracy board" look . You guys know you all are talking about a fennec clown info being read by a horny pirate...right?

>>3595562
Just press Ctrl+f and search for the word "janitor" in this same thread.

>>3595983
You obviously never seen Polka's member only hand written notes and what she actually says on stream. That Bio is a copy pasta of all the things she talked about on her own streams around the time of that clip.

>>3596031
I'm fucking dumb. Arigatou.

>>3595388
Are you me, anon?

>>3594942
This is probably regarding Nene, she's doxxed or leaked Gen 5 dozens of times by now with her retarded antics and it probably gets exhausting. The specific situation she's talking about is probably when Nene leaked Polka's 3D debut by putting it on her schedule before anyone announced it, at the same time exposing that Gen 5 were getting 3D's at all and ruining the surprised.

After reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion women are fucking scary man.
When I was a kid I thought women were dumber, but now I realize that couldn't be more wrong. Their logical sense may be over the place and often misdirected, but they're miles ahead on emotional intelligence and manipulation... and the worst part? Modern society is built on using exactly these things to rule over the emotionally weak and force others to do things out of "duty".
I've already fallen into this trap, you too, but let's be honest: we don't care. That's how fucked up this is.

>>3596417
This is wrong. It's not that women are scary or that they have some kind of cunning. It's that men are (usually) socially susceptible to women on the basis of pure instinct and biology. Once you overcome this demon, women have no dominion over you. Fucking whores.

>>3595783
Yeah, you might be right, it's probably nothing serious and as >>3596330 pointed out it probably wasn't even her.
Just being a bit paranoid here, knowing Polka's previous antics she might have a hard time fitting with the rest of her gen.

>>3596694
Reaching that state of enlightenment is a double edged sword though as the more you try to separate yourself from your attraction to women the more you'll be an outcast from society.

>>3596749
I'm pretty sure Polka is regarded as the most professional of her gen and probably one of the most professional members of Hololive actually. The way she looks up to Yagoo as a father figure and seems to get along so flawlessly with people like Sora and Fubuki and Flare. Hell she even got invited to join Bakatare as a potential 4th member. It's clear she puts a lot of effort into her job, maybe to an unhealthy degree since it's part of her codependency, but within the company she's quite popular.

>>3582329
Was talking about Rushia up there. Seems like a meido agreed since the bait image in question was removed, though I don't know if it was because it's fake or a deleted members post.

>>3596850
society is gay

>>3596850
She is absolutely professional and way too hard working, that doesn't mean everyone will like her. She does tend to be pretty loud and a bit of an attention seeker during collabs, I can see it rubbing some girls the wrong way, but might be I am just over thinking it.

>>3590220
>>3595189
Not him but is it this one?

>>3579702
Well in Matsuri's case theres l*ger

>>3597499
textbook meaningless female babblespeak. the trick here is to not actually take this kind of thing seriously

>>3576534
Good, she deserves all the love she gets!

>>3580450
Check down any show that covers real life murders and you'll find some

>>3591228
>>3590116
>>3590547
these posts stink of dried eggs

>>3578688
>first

>>3580018
>Polka jumplove

>>3580018
Best post of this thread.

>>3594227
I get this point of view because I don't like giving up. But I think the point youre missing is that some people hit a state of no return. Be it age or just fed up with things, whatever. While I believe an ideal life is family and satisfying work and hobby, it doesn't apply to all or can be achieved by all. I agree with the idea of self improvement and giving up too soon being too common now but not everyone will make it. Not everyone is blessed, not everyone gets a fair chance and not everyone has the will to carry on. If anon finds a bit of happiness their own way without hurting others sometimes that's good enough. While the trap of making things worse is there the plus of it keeping anon going is also there.

see you on the other side, polka lovers.

>>3602565
Just go to the /pol/ka thread.