/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3624658
But you would drown

Make sure you have lube or something if you're going to do it in the shower. Make your dick ache from the girls pussy juices all getting washed away.

the reality of shower sex is sadly much worse than what you're imagining

OP sounds like a bot wrote his post.
By the way: NIGGER
You have to say nigger whenever you post now so some containment breaching Twitter dumbfuck (yes you reading this) doesn't post it there.

>>3624658
you would drip, hit your head, and die.

>>3624658
Haha get it because aqua is water

>>3624658
What's the point of this post OP

>>3625048
we have pee thread, architecture threads, smell threads, abuse threads, some days is nice a simple vanilla sex in shower threads

>>3625087
Towa's hair was made for pulling in doggystyle

>>3625155
all tower's body is made for sex

I love Mio

>>3624658
It wouldn't go down because I'm ugly.

>>3624658
Shower sex is no good, and I only like my Holos platonically.

My oshi doesn't shower.

>>3626911
Based of her and based of you that she's still your oshi

>>3624865
>knowing what it's like
Leave.

>>3624865
>he had sex
Fucking normalfags, leave!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want to have sex just once.

>>3624658
Matsuri cause she's my oshi. With all the waters showering around us, she will definitely piss on me.

>>3629200
>shower with my oshi
sleep
>being showered by my oshi
real shit

i would take a shower with Gura and wash her smelly fish-flavored cunny with my tongue

>>3624865
Leave and never return

>>3628538
It's not that good unless you're actually interested in the person. So just wait until you find someone you want to do it with.
>>3633839
>>3628386
We've all had sex here r-right?

I want to swap bags around while they're in the showers and make the holos all wear each others costumes

>>3624865
Not really if you know what you are doing. Forget porn-like shower sex though, that's not how it works.

>>3633873
Fuck you

>>3633873
Get the fuck out.

I was going to say Noel by default, but shower stuff usually means stand-and-carry because of the limited space and hard floor. I'm pretty sure Noel weighs a million pounds so I don't want to try lifting her body up and down for 10 minutes.

Maybe Coco. She's tall enough that I wouldn't even need to carry her. It would be just stand-and-stand.

>>3633873
That's honestly the best advice to anyone. You'll like it more if you like the person more.

>>3633873
I'll die a virgin for sure

>>3624865
Depends on the shower and the heigth difference, it's just miles better doing it in a big tub

>>3633873
I've tried to book a hooker 4 times and backed out at the last minute because I was literally vomiting from nerves
[Spoiler]I'm 31

>>3624658
>Having sex
Shiggery diggery doo

>>3634038
That's what Viagra is for.

>>3625193
Sex with Towa would have a decent height difference unless you're a severe manlet. Personally, I'd like to grab and wrestle her while she kicks and scratches me.

>>3634038
A-Anon. It's not that big a deal. Anon. You're going for wizard territory.

>>3634038
If you have serious sexual hang-ups, consider therapy. Don't let the fact that you haven't had it yet make you feel like you're messed up or that you can't have a romantic future. /r9k/ types often get caught in a spiral of self-pity, but you have to avoid that kind of thinking and you'll be fine. Do your reps, it's what your oshi would want

>>3634064
>Viagra stops vomiting
>>3634101
Dear me mortal for I can repulse women for 2d6 miles

>>3634167
>Viagra stops vomiting

It eliminates the nerves over performance anxiety because you are assured that you will get an erection and keep it no matter what.

>>3634199
i don't think it's about having an erection

>>3633985
>shower stuff usually means stand and carry
Honestly if you're actually looking forward to some penetration under a goddamn shower, you're doing it wrong. Just try fondling her instead, use some soap to make things slippery, chances are she'll really like it, at least from my experience.

>>3634164
I've been refused therapy on several occasions because the pre interview thing seems to think there's not enough wrong with me to bother. I e completely failed at the only reason to be alive and it's far to late to change now

>>3624865
What did she hog all the hot water bud?

>>3634209
It is.

>>3624716
>>3624865
>>3626641
>>3633873
>>3634232
Normies get out reeeeeeee

>>3634276
It's not it's just the nerves ruining my stomach lining

Shower sex with Kagura Mea!

>>3634232
Yeah foreplay in the shower is really fun

>>3634316
You are getting the nerves over performance anxiety.

>>3634248
You just learned to spoiler correctly, so clearly you have the capacity for change. As long as you live you can change, and there will definitely be therapists/psychiatrists who will work with you. I believe in you anon, but you have to try. I hope meidos don't ban me for off-topic posting because I just want to encourage you not to give up on your life, it'll be ogey. To keep it on topic I think Gura is cute.

>>3624658
>plowing polka from behind in the shower
>her massive ass ripples with each thrust as the water runs over her, I tell her it reminds me of seaworld
>pull her hair and force her to make whale noises for me
>grunt "poruka oruka" as I bust the fattest nut of my life in her blow hole

>>3634361
my phone autocaps and fucks it up. It's too late for me and I'm sick of self congratulatory pity from anons
I want to take Amelia out for a meal and have a nice evening

I should've known sex-havers would invade this too

>be normie
>have literally the entire rest of the internet and all of real life to yourself
>spend your time hunting down any space that people might have to themselves and invading it

GET OUT

>>3633985
>>3633985
That moment when I get an actual answer instead of virgin crying, I mean come on guys I'm a virgin to but at least use your imagination

>>3624658
>I was taking a shower
>Having sex
You're in the wrong neighborhood

>>3634515
if someone wants to have shower sex he hasn't had shower sex.
the floor is slippery and the water removes most of the natural lube.
trust me, nobody in this thread has had sex, other then me with your oshi.

>>3638975
Is the key to having sex skipping out on the lesson where you learn the difference between than and then? Asking for the next reincarnation cycle.

>>3624658
Sloppy drunk shower sex with Lamy

>>3624658
I don't want to have shower sex.
I just want to shower with someone, must feel nice. Sometimes I feel soft and tender hugs from behind when I'm showering. I feel so lonely.

>>3624658
I'd rather be in bathtub with Suisei sitting on me while I'm fondling her tits as we talk about our day

>>3639524
>Suisei
>Tits

>>3638992
the key to having sex is approaching and talking to girls irl.
also going to the gym and showering regularly.

>>3639550
just because they're small doesn't mean they're not there!
small tits are still tits!

>>3639415
Be prepared for a messy bathroom and at the very least, bone contusion.

>>3624658
list of onions
>Nene
I think it would be pretty good if you could stop her from horsing around for long enough
>Watame
She would nvever
>Lamy
Lamy throws the soap on the ground and stares you down.
>Matsuri
Makes cleanup a breeze!
>Ayame
Makes cleanup a breeze!
>Aki
UOOOOOH SEEEEEX OOGH Aki probably knows some fuckin 4-Dimensional millennia old Kamasutra shaman shower sex techniques
>Polka
oh boy here we go