/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Something tells me this poster isn't a true chumbud.

>>3614507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_-zoIhs1LY
your story reminds me of this

>>3614531
True, a real chumbud would get fired for masturbating to Gura during work.

>>3614507
>Not one of those people who walk around in a haachama shirt 24/7
If you were that manly you might still have a job

>>3614507
Gura fans are the most oppressed minority

>>3614626
Just don't get caught.

>>3614507
In normal European country you could literally get compensation or even your work back because you were discriminated for your hobbies which is illegal

Give me your (You) when this shit thread is still haunting the board days later. I want them.

>>3614575
>>3614507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-2nJBiHZ40
and this

Be honest. What Level of uooooohhh was the desktop background you used?

>>3614507
>Can they even fire me for that?
Depends on country, sucks if they can. Vtubers are a bit of a weird concept for some people and they tend to be weirded out if you go full autist mode about them. If you don't go full autist you can get away with wearing a Haachama shirt. It's the combination of awkward social skills and weird interests that grosses people out.

>>3614651
I'm going to keep bumping it to force down nijiEN doom threads

That's western culture for you. A shame but not surprising. Good you have other stuff lined up.

>>3614507
Say you identify as a female and they are discriminating against you.

>>3614507
>>3614650
This. Unless your an amerifag living in a free-fire state or any other 3rd world country sue your old job for compensation. You can always ask a lawyer if you're entitled to any, they usually have free hotlines for that.

Well anybody over the age of 16 watching gura is a pedophile so thats probably why they were uncomfortable with you.

>put lolicon background on your computer
>hit on boss's 15 year old daughter
>don't get along with coworkers at all
>don't make friends with anybody at work
>probably visibly unenthusiastic about your job
this is what it looked like to your boss

>>3614922
t. Ethnocentric idiot who doesn't understand anything about history, culture, art, psychology, or biology. Go back to Twitter.

>>3614507
Never you power level that is basic shit anon, anyway i hope you find a better job that one sounds like crap

>>3614507
Show me the background picture you put on your desktop

>>3614507
>Gura
>Korone
>???
Who the fuck was the third one?

>>3614507
Forgery and homosexual

>>3615022
This. Don't show your power level. It's not fair but it's reality. Westerners arent ready yet. That's why I mix these hobbies with other hobbies. (Like football)

>>3614507
Too long, fuck you

>>3614507
Can you (or learn how to) make coffee and boba drinks? Or maybe logisitcs stuff like procurement? I own a cafe (and also a chumbud), I'd be glad to have you work for me if you're still unemployed.

>>3615119
If it was Kiara he’s lucky they didn’t curbstomp his KFPhaggot ass.

>>3614531
>>3614575
>>3614626
>>3614626
>>3614631
>>3614635
>>3614649
+++
are fags that don't recognize potential pasta when they see it
substitute "vtuber" and "gura" in op's retard's tale with something else far more likely and far more fitting that plagued a site called 4chin once upon a time so bad the admin had to step in
then it makes sense

>>3614507
Obviously your boss was a HoloLive Anti.

>>3615272
Oh

>>3615272
quit horsing around anon

>>3615119
Was it Luna you sick fuck? She is zero years old you monster.

>>3614507
Westerners aren't ready for this shit yet, Zoomers will unvariably and unironically be more accepting as a whole of this due to all of the social pressure and other doomer shit in the future, but Millenials are a hit or miss and a HARD one when it comes to weeb stuff, Boomers are even worse, this entire stigma will die once the boomers are basically out of the workforce and Millenials half-way through that path but we will not live in a time where anime and weeb shit is accepted, that time's gonna be lived by someone else, just like boomers had no internet, just like when millenials thought they had a bright future.

>>3615272
Anon This board is filled with people shitting on vtubers that haven't debuted yet. This is the best thread right now

>>3614507
This didn't happen

>>3614507
>about liking shows for girls
This is what tipped me off. Swap this out next time.

>>3614507
Fake but I hope this happens to somebody in real life because they'd deserve to be fired

>>3615333
>millennials thought they had a bright future.
..the truth....... It burns.....

>>3615371
This, almost got me but it needs a little work

>>3614507
NEW COPYPASTA LET'S GOOOO

>>3615423
And fuck you I just noticed the show for little girls part. I deflated so quick

Gura I got fired from my job LET'S GOOOOO

>>3615396
always shafted, never the shafter

>>3615019
mentions history, culture, art, psychology, or biology when I call him a pedophile. Can you ever be more obvious?

>>3614507
This pretty decent pasta OP, I like it. Maybe remove a line or two and it's good to deploy

>>3615371
Change it for liking little girls and make the boss say he is firing him for accusations pedophilia
Make his bg super UOOOOOOOOOH as well and use it as the OP picture then act as if it was a completely normal cute picture

>>3614507
Hah I got promoted

>>3615449
Ahhh, I knew it sounded familiar

>>3615272
About half of all good pastas came from people being unironic, it's part of the fun

>>3614994
While this is simply a copypasta, I genuinely hope someone like this exists and gets fired too

>>3615449
>>3615371
that was the final straw, if you didn't get it by then you out yourself as some shitty newfag who's also dumb
what 15yr old vapid headed zoomer girl would even have the patience to find out wtf korone even is?
kids too busy these days learning how to suck dick and practicing their tiktok faggotry

>>3615572
Subtle funny part about the original pasta is the anon was probably exaggerating her age. For the opposite reasons I really doubt any girl as old as 15 would wear a shirt about that show.

Fake n Gay. Die faggot

>>3614723
Yeah I have to admit I'm a bit of an autist so I can't really talk about my genuine interests at work.

What I really hate though is when you try to keep that stuff to yourself and people still try to shit on you about it. I try so hard to have "normal" interests to talk to people about at work even though talking about that stuff I don't care THAT much about like... fucking I don't know, golf, or rock climbing or going to museums or watching normal shows on Netflix or whatever is like having my skin pulled inside out I try to do it anyway just to pass as baseline normal and show that I can have varied interests even if it's not my preference or first choice.

And STILL I had co-workers at my last job try to talk to me about anime and video games despite not saying a word about it, because obviously the socially awkward loser is into that. And so when I admitted some baseline knowledge they would say something like "yeah but I can't spend all my time watching that shit anymore, gotta live my real life" and it's like what the fuck man why even bring it up? It's like I'm being used as some kind of prop to improve/justify their own shitty lives.

>>3614531

>>3615692
Also I'm aware OP is fake just had to get that out there

>>3614507
TMI means probably a lie.

>>3615692
Just watch like 1 or 2 normalfag shows/movies every year, it's not that hard to keep up with whatever the biggest pop culture thing is at the time, at least enough to communicate with regular people.

>>3614507
>WTF? Can they even fire me for that?
No. Lawyer up. Sue the fuck out of them.

>>3615692
That exact same shit happened to me when I admitted I liked anime at my last job. Never again. It's can be tough sometimes having hobbies outside the mainstream. I feel for ya man.

>>3615907
you have to go back

>>3614507
Nice, now you can collect extended unemployment at the taxpayers' expense. Sounds like you got a good deal.

>>3614507
Needs some work to make it more believable, and some condensing to improve the entertainment value.

Too much text

>>3615333
>just like when millenials thought they had a bright future
>war on terror hysteria
>housing market crash and subsequent global recession as we were graduating college
>laid off due to coronavirus once we finally carved out a stable career after being set back economically
We never had any hope for a bright future.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/1nbhqw/whelp_i_got_fired_yesterday_for_being_a_brony/

>>3615634
>>3616315
>girl was 9 in the original
Called it

>>3614507
>I actually read this
If this story is true and it better be, office politics kicked in; and they wanted you gone for some reason. I can imagine said boss hinting your enemies to create a situation. Then you fell for it.

Anyways fuck this planet but at least vTubers do their part demonstrating that not everything is shit.

>>3616315
>reddit

>>3616496
>you fell for it
Bold statement for someone posting ITT

>>3616245
enough anon i come to this board to forget

>>3616532
He should have screencapped instead of direct-linking, but he's just proving the pasta isn't fresh.

>>3614507
if you look like an oji-san, you must hide your powerlevels when you are not among fellow oji-sans.

the only time you can show powerlevel in public is if you're a cute fujo or a goth loli

>>3616315
figures the original is ponies, nobody would get fired over this mature hobby

>>3616776
All fans of Kiara should be fired for moonlighting

>>3615254
Not that anon, but hearing that a chumbud has a cafe both makes sense and is suprising. Good luck with your business brother.

>>3614507
this is true, I was his boss.

looks like OP got outed for copypasta, but I can see it happening.

Don't bring your personal life to work dumbass

Something tells me the anon had other problems that led to him being fired and it's not really him like Vtubers. It's just a guess but I don't think that alone would warrnt you boss to unjustifiably let you off like that.

>>3617135
I can believe the original actually happened, but it was also far worse.

>>3615692
>I try so hard to have "normal" interests
wording reminds me of this

>>3614507
that sucks. one of my coworkers shows up to zoom calls with a vtuber avatar sometimes. can you post the wallpaper?

>>3616776
To be fair, if your boss looked at a random vtuber clip It'd be a coin toss if you kept your job or not given that Vshojo exists.

>>3614507
HAHAHAH AMERICANS REALLY ARE LIKE THAT

>>3621160
Not a chance, even Melody's CB streams don't come close to inducing "this guy is fucking creepy and probably wants to molest my kids" vibes on the level of horsefuckery. Jerking off to anime titties is weird, but it's nowhere near as weird as jerking off to cartoon horses from a show for little girls.

>>3614507
It's your fault for not hiding your power level, anon.

>>3614507
Where the fuck do you work that you are surrounded by so many people who even know what vtubers are?

>>3614507
>but I'm not one of those people who walk around with a shirt of Haachama 24/7
Doing this would raise your social status. Jews fear the bold Haaton.

>>3615272
I don't know what's more likely. Feed me please.

>>3614507
way to show you like vtubers in the creepiest way possible lmao

>>3614507
sue the company

>>3615692
the normalfag race needs to be genocided

>>3614507
https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/1nbhqw/whelp_i_got_fired_yesterday_for_being_a_brony/

Copied from a brony reddit FFS

>>3626487
no fuck the gay world if men dressing up as women is socially acceptable then my hobbys should be as well

Nice blog

>>3614507
Not true and homosexual.

>>3615692
>>3632322

Stop LARPING you faggot.

>>3632322
Fuck, I knew it seemed familiar.

>>3632322
I hope the brony version of the story is true. And GET FUCKED

>>3615536
>Came from

>>3632322
Thanks for spoonfeeding, no seriously I think some retard might have actually reposted OP to reddit or discord by now and looks fucking stupid.

>>3614507
Obvious pasta. You're all retards

>>3614507
That's What You Get For Being a Chudbud Lol!

>>3614507
I am OP's (former) HR guy. The desktop in question was pic related

>>3615272
looks like we've got a real mystery on our hands /vt/

>>3614507
Sounds like a dickhead boss. You should either contact HR or literally tell your boss to go fuck himself and find a new job

Baitthread. I want to make one thing clear. If your work climate isn't
>You need help
>and that's a good thing
You don't know how to live.

>>3614507
>My boss's daughter is 15 and she comes in wearing a Korone's Yubi Yubi t-shirt.
Yep, it's a fake story.

>continued working even after thinking boss had it out for you
Once you catch even a whiff of something like this it's over. You should've taken on a ton of projects while job hunting then stiffed them with a bunch of half complete nonsense.

>>3614507
If this post is for real, you didn't do anything worth to be fired for. Keep liking vtubers if it makes you happy. Just don't let some of these replies get to you. I hope you get a better job in the future.

>>3614507
>other opportunities already coming up that pay better, have better hours and better benefits
yeah fuck em then
plus now we can say gura got someone fired

>>3614922
Go back to twitter brittany.

>>3614507
The true reason you got fired is probably because you were an unsociable autist with no positive reputation whatsoever in the office and your skills weren't necessary, noteworthy or essential to the company

Either become more skilled in whatever you work at or get better conversational skills. I'd look down at you as well if you brought up Vtuber shit at office

I also got fired because of vtuber

I was a branch network admin with CCNA accreditation. One of the managers brought his 14 year old daughter to work. She was wearing a Risu T-shirt. So I approached her and told her, 'Nuts! Hehehehe'. She smiled and told me she's a fan of Risu and I told her I'm a fan of Matsuri. We talked for a while and she kinda got attached to me, probably because she doesn't know anyone in the company. So I decided to do my best Connor impression and try to make her feel safe. Apparently the father did not like it and reprimanded me. I really did not know it was wrong, Connor and that Gura fan were doing it fine.

>>3615692
All you need to do is mix in some intellectual hobbies like reading, art movies or some other thing then when they criticise your hobbies you can mock them for being mouth breathing corporate drones

Stop pretending you are a chumbud,faggot

>>3614507
Anon I hate to break it to you, doubtful this was the straw that broke the camel's back.

>>3614507
Ahh now I got it, this is a my little pony copypasta.

>>3614507
>got mocked
I would file complaint right then and there. You've probably completed some dumb ethics course that has it, learn to leverage corporate shit against normalfags.

>>3614922
Twitters over there, Venti.

I was in an online meeting (work from home) today with my boss and some other coworkers.
I muted my mic (or so I thought) and proceeded to record this.
Turns out my mic was not muted and my boss asked me what the hell I was doing and saying, since we don't speak English at work.

Now he's questioning me about what a "cunny" is and who is this "Gura" and how old is she if she's so cute.
I am scared.

https://voca.ro/1jX4fFSVn1rq

>>3614507
>30 years old
>revealing powerlevel to normalfags
You're retarded.

>>3646130
>how old is she
25-3500 years old approximately

>>3614507
typical cumdud

>>3614507
>>3646885
I'll let you in on a normalfag train of thought
>watches anime = masturbates to cartoons with little girls
>pedophile
>mist be bullied

Never let normalfags make that connection. Especially normalfags that you can't easily tell to fuck off and cut them off, like colleagues or people in your class at college.

Some normalfags won't care and can become your friends, but you must be autistic not to know how to filter those by the time you're out of high school.

>Hey anon you have a girlfriend?
>No
>How so?
>I'm not ready to date again and I don't want to talk about it (brood a little)

>Hey anon do you watch anime?
>Anime? Ah, that walking castle thing, I saw on TV, it was cool

>Hey anon do you play video games?
>Yeah, I played minecraft in school, sometimes I play Street Fighter with friends.

>Hey anon do you watch VTubers?
>What's that? (after hearing explaination) Oh, there was that Kizuna something girl, what about them?

>Hey anon, do you live with your parents?
>Yeah I don't have money to move out

>Hey anon what do you do in your free time?
>I ride my bicycle, read books, watch a TV show or a movie
>What kind of [x]?
>Oh [some trending safe bet you know enough about to pass]

Don't thank me.

>>3614507
Sounds like your boss was a closet pedo and was uncomfortable seeing content he associated with his horny habits. Should call CPS on him.

Would a 10 year old actually have an Inugami Korone t-shirt? That part of this story felt fake.

>>3614507
Shit job and shit people. I watch Korone non-stop at work, and some co-worlers even told me it`s cute. Same with my boss whom I`ve started a conversation with about videogames after he saw me watching Risu`s livestreams. Also easier to explain, as Risu`s stream was in English.
I live in Great Bong, btw.

>>3614507
Western culture still sees anime as some insanely disgusting form of cartoon, sure you can say some in Japan see it as that too, but it is still more widely accepted and even celebrated by normies over there. Unless its like, Dragon Ball Z, Speed Racer (for the boomers) or the flavor of the month anime, you will be seen as weird and odd. I remember having a conversation about anime at my old job and being seen as some sex pest for bringing up Angel's Egg. Even though none of them had ever seen it before. This goes for anything from Japan not considered "cool" or "hip" aka flavor of the month shit. Music, Tokusatsu, games, shit even J drama and actual Japanese films are looked down on. So when someone sees an anime chick on your screen playing games it mixes two things people sometimes see as childish or lame, anime and gaming. This isnt to say "hur gamers opressed bud", but it does go to show how for as "accepting" and "progressive" the west loves to tout it self to be, its all a fucking facade.

Dude, you gotta be subtle with it

>>3648402
>Porno Boxes
Very subtle, indeed.

>>3648475
I'm working on them!!

>>3614507
>talking about anything unrelated to work at work
>talking to 15 year old girls
these were your two mistakes

>>3648546
Talking abput unrelated shit at work is fine, as long as it not hinders performance. Wtf, who are you wprling for that you are not allowed to have a normal conversation?
The other one, yeah. Talking to other people's (especially strangers) children is weird af.

>>3649046
>allowed
Sure, you just shouldn't if you're unsure whether your coworkers are retards or not.

>>3614507
the most fake part of this is the fact your bosses daughter had fucking merch

Kek Kanata with impersonation

This better be a pasta

>>3631109
Just think about it for a bit.

>>3614661
>bruh I still have not got my stimulus check
sides gone

>>3647264
Are normalfags just cattle?

>>3614507
Thanks OP

>>3614922
>>3614994
My friends joke I'm a pedo now cause I watch vtubers. Apparently liking anime girls is the same as wanting to fuck children.

>>3650829
>"X, I don't appreciate that. It's not cool."
Try that one.

>>3637011
Mmmmmmmystery niggas

>>3616315
This change my image in that story about a socially akward, but normal chumbud to a greasy disgusting horsefucker.

>newfags can't spot an obviously edited horse-fucker pasta

>>3615891
>>3642852
That was the premise of my post, friends, I already DID that, it's just when I talk about that shit people get immediately bored or are aggressively like "yeah but you're REALLY into that nerd shit, aren't you?" Or, it's their conversation opener. It's like I can't win.

Also the corporate drone mocking shit only goes so far until you get laid off because nobody wants to work with you, unless you like playing office politics.
>>3619482
I have a really awesome personality it's just terminally poisoned/crippled by my long term interest in video games and anime.

>>3614922
Go back to Twatter with that bullshit, Brittany. And stop projecting your sick ass bullshit towards anyone worth a fuck. Hoe-Ass Bitch.

>>3614694
It was that one image of Gura rubbing her feet on glass.

>>3615333
You're forgetting about Gen X, the boomers' kids. They usually dislike anime but are more confused by it than repulsed.

>>3632410
t. LARPer

>>3614507
>imagine having a dad that watches goorah
>imagine having a son and watching vtubers
>imagine being on your late 30s and watching vtubers
learn to act your age

>>3647264
>He thinks OP's story is real.

Fart

>>3632322
The "show for little girls" was a dead giveaway

>>3632322
Youre awesome for factchecking this, Anon.

>>3614507
You can probably have a case about being fired for discrimination

>>3614507
Blessed post, even if it is fake. I'm so glad this board is a thing. Laughing at autists on /jp/ gets old after awhile. God bless you, OP.

>>3616315
MLP fans having children is somehow way more believable than vtuber fans having children.

>>3659866
You can be cringe as all hell and still pass on your genes, though it is harder to keep a family together if you can't keep your partner happy.
Probably the bigger reason vtuber fans and bronies tend to be single is because they either don't actually enjoy living with others, dating, etc. or just use their media as a cope and can't be arsed to put themselves out there.

>>3631109

mlp

>>3631109
oh come on. it's a book written by Vladimir Nabokov

>>3650514
According to /x/, yes, quite literally.
>>3654080
You can get this for anime here.

>>3615333
>just like when millenials thought they had a bright future
one (1) free burnhurt

>>3650514
>slamming the potruding nail
yes but they will always deny it simply being an outcast isn't inherently better

>this thread is still alive

>>3654080
>discarting a generic but usefull how not to be autistic outside just because is replying to pasta

>>3648475
that's your mind in coom
I bet it's exactly as you missread

>>3614507
Fake or not I can't relate I barely talk about my likes and dislikes. I just do my shit then go home.

>>3615272
>my little pony
you know what, suddenly this all makes sense.

>>3632322
i'm surprised i didn't realize this sooner from the whole "shirt of haachama" and "korone yubi yubi" shirt part. almost nobody irl knows anything about hololive.

>>3614507
anon, don't post your blogpost here.

>>3614507
God tier pasta, never change chumbuds.

>>3614507
You kinda deserves this because you let normies saw this hobby.
You can try to ask a lawyer if you can sue your company or not. Otherwise I assume your boss is a tradcuck or woketard and you just dodged a bullet.

>>3669087
Also if your company is a woketard, dye your hair and pretend to be a faggot and sue them for homophobe. Watch the whole company fight each other because of you.