/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Name a hag
>tell us how would she rape you

A trio of cakes and hags singing a song called Younger Boy about how they love younger boys or hags in JK uniforms pretending they're still young?

>>36510160
You can't rape the willing.

>>36510160
>fubuki
If I was a shota, I'd honestly just let her manhandle me and physically push me down

>>36510160
> Botan
She would approach me while in bed, lick me and then rode me to only to satiate her primal need of sex while in amazon position

picrel

https://litter.catbox.moe/wx57gb.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/dm8inq.jpg

>>36509859
AAAAAAA SSSSSSSEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>36510652

I will never forgive God for not letting me be born 20 years later

I want to be milked by the Lion
https://files.catbox.moe/g0cm1y.mp4

>>36516328
>born 10+ years late into modern America
>cucked at life from simply existing in the west (not even the midwest)
>can't even figure shit out and will probably have to expend most of life resources to attempt to find a better place for a hag
it's all so tiresome

Hags look the cutest in sundresses (and nude)

>>36517401
This is true!

>>36510160
Korone
Forced sloppy seconds after she has sex with Okayu

How do we convince old women we love them and think they're sexy BECAUSE of their age, and not DESPITE it?

>>36519397
Impregnation as soon as possible

I WANT TO MARRY A HAG, I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER WHILE SHE IS WEARING HER SCHOOL UNIFORM, I WANT TO GIVE HER THE HAPPINESS OF RAISING A FAMILY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRGHHRRH

>>36519397
I'm only a few years younger than these old women, so that probably helps

Me and my gf

Question: do you guys do something other than lust for old women? You still need money and language skills to woo them.

>>36524853
I lift, I'm going to college, and I'm socially not inept despite being on this site so yes all good here. I WILL HAVE A FAMILY WITH A HAG, IT IS BEYOND LUST! IT IS LOVE!

>>36522518
I'm actually older than most of the hags.
>>36524853
The last time I ever "did" something was graduate high school and that was in 2006.

>>36524853
uh yeah, the necessary life reps to be successful enough to captivate one and make courting her actually worth it down the line as >>36525737 said. It's beyond some autistic fetish at this point, a majority of me is genuinely set on finding an older woman for a partner

>>36510160
By ramming her horns into a wall trapping me between her and the wall

>>36510160
>>36510652

>>36532743
Also, I want her to give me a handjob so good that I'm unable to jerk off by myself.

What happened to the Pochi thread?

>Botan
>I get KWAB'd

>>36529496
She's like 5 feet tall. How would that even work?

>>36536390
Something like this

I want to fugg Mio's ear fluff

>>36537805
Cute. I want Watame to ram me.

>>36524853
>old
They’re my age
>money
Working on it
>language skills
I don’t have yellow fever IRL

>>36540598
>I dont have yellow feaver IRL
W e a k

>>36541288
I don't have yellow fever, I just have Polka fever

I need a warm, fluffy hag to warm my bed during these cold nights.

>you open the door
>Trick or treat!
What 2 do

>>36524853
Am code monkey, so money is no issue. Language is obviously dependent on the hag, but can be worked around
>>36541288
I'd like to say I don't, but my ex-wife is asian, so I can't really make that argument
>>36541482
Based and Same

>>36543280
Tell them they're a few days late and tell them the only sweets I have on stock are bars of chocolate and a tub of 3kg jelly cola bottles.
Dare I ask what trick they'll do to me if I can't offer them sweets?

>>36544783
Tricky rape

>>36524853
I've got no real useful skills outside, just being a mench who carries shit from place to place at night.

>>36545266
If tricky rape involves all four of them draining me of my cum, then I'll play it safe and try and satisfy them by giving them all the sweets I have on hand.
Hell, its not like they'll kidnap me and use me as their personal dildo or anything. THAT would be real scary but I wouldn't mind it if I could choose who'd rape me.

>>36546953
polka sit on my face

>>36546953
why does this clown hag have such a smackable ass

>Hey Otaku-kun, you're always lonely on reccess arent you?
>Guess what, you're now our boyfriend. So be sure to satisfy us
>Here, take us a pic

>>36546953
This, but better

Polka Hijack

>>36549355
And this, is to go even further beyond

Polka is ugly and despite technically being a hag she has the unattractive mentality of a menhera teenager.

>>36549482
where can I get the complete set or the complete image

>>36549511
>EOP is filtered and his knowledge of Polka comes from low quality clips
Point at him and laugh

>>36546953
>>36549355
>>36549482
Now that's a damn fine meal

i luv me pol
simple as

>>36536390
>>36537805
If she did something like this I'd want to hug her more than have her rape me
>>36540598
>I don’t have yellow fever IRL
if that were true, then I wouldn't be sure what the point of enamoring the hags here would be, considering all of them are yellow. And it's these exact yellow women that make the best kind of hags to pursue IRL

>>36541482
>>36546953
>>36549355
>>36549475
>>36549482
Ah shit here we go, it's just as prophesized >>35917485

>>36549511
>mentality of a menhera teenager.
The irony of this statement is delicious.

>Condoms?? ehhh? We don't need those, anon.

I want to wrestle with Botan, fighting each other and then the one who loses gets raped. After that we'd just take a nap while cuddling

>>36554921
i was just about to post this
he definitely knows what he's doing
https://twitter.com/Varniskarnis/status/1588614550336991233?s=20&t=A47JDHOT7-u1tKDT5z4hKg

>>36554939
Great minds think alike

>>36509859
https://youtu.be/AZk1Q_gTb5s

SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX
I WILL IMPREGNATE THIS HAG WOLF!!!!!

>>36554939
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102522194

So we're all like caged, ravenous dogs and these hags are the steak huh? I know my primal urges come up when I think about fucking these hags

>>36555475
They make it too easy, they basically ooze sex appeal

>>36555475
not just any steak, premium cuts of meat that are limited edition offer after decades of priming only for the butchers to tease us with plates of meat sitting right outside the cages

Which hag is into orgasm denial?

>>36552433
I go through one hag's art tag at a time and I bump a lot so that tends to happen. My desktop is usually a mess from all the art that is waiting to be posted before I put them into the right folders.

>>36510160
>Mio
She awkwardly tries to sound dominating but end up coming across as goofy. She does her best as a seducing, demanding tone but her voice cracks from embarrassment ruing her. In the end I play along because I don't want her to feel bad about it and just lie in bed while I say something like "W-Wait Mio, please don't!" And have passionate lovemaking with her that ends in an overflowing creampie and cuddling in our sleep.

>>36556645
Mio looks like she needs to relieve herself. If only I could be of service.

>>36524853
I'm pretty broke right now, but I'm working on it. I'm a catch otherwise, but I'm not going to waste a woman's time until I could reasonably provide for the both of us and a child.

>>36559940
>*Mio pins you to the floor*
>*she gets closer to your ear*
>I'm gonna *wheeze* I'm gonna *laughs* d-d-rain your balls *wheeze*
Ah... perfection

>>36552953
>Botan pushes her butt against your member, you bring your hand over her belly and she recoils in pain
>Asks you to be careful, you just touched a sore bruise from your earlier fight
>Botan feels your cum coming out of her cunt
>"Oi, next time, I'm not gonna lose."
>Sure you won't
>Turns over, digs herself into your chest
>"I'm serious, I will amazon press you all night long."
>You look forward to that.

>>36561313
My fucking sides. And my penis

>>36536390
God, her tits are so massive for how long they are. I love it.

>>36524853
I'm getting a degree in a growing field and working on my JP reps. I just need to start getting into shape for the hags.

Duawg doin a(n early) birthday stream, she'll be playing RE4 from start to finish

https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella

Koyori is my favorite hag because her slim, tight body and "acting younger than she is" persona are just too fucking sexy.
I want to fill her womb with my semen every night and morning.
That is all.

>>36561313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfZLjhdfGsM
Reminds me of Mio trying desperately not to laugh as Korone sounds like she's deepthroating while trying drinking ASMR

>>36565667
she's not very far up my list but her boob tent makes me fucking diamonds

>>36552953
you visit /wAIfu/ yet? I literally went through the exact same experience

HAG LOVE

>>36568427
Are the AI's still censored and broken?

>>36565667
How old is Koyori supposedly anyway?

>>36575916
33

>>36573545
there is a way to get past the filter now, its worth it

>>36578642
really? how?

I want Mary to look at me the same way she looks at a bottle of sake.

>>36591164
Costume swaps are always nice.

>>36597177
This, but my penis

>>36597664
Your penis, but my penis.

>>36524853
I swear I'd never see this kind of realitycheck posting in /horny/

>>36597664
>>36599815
Your penises but both are my penis

>>36601836

>>36607516
Erotic hag...

>>36601836
>>36607516
What's with the steam?

>>36608480
It's winter and we had sex for 10 hours

>>36552953
Anon i think I'd lose on purpose

>>36608480
She's in heat :)

clowne

>>36608852
Clowne underrated underboob

>>36509859
Fat

>>36613497
Gay

>>36613497
in all the right places

>>36613497
She's plump not fat.

>>36613497
You see hag as fat. I see hag as erotic. We are not the same.

>>36613497
FAAT BIG MIO'S MIOS