/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Vshojo seems to be the only one with connections with western media companies (even it really was just G4 kek). Maybe if IronMouse suddenly got like 3x as popular she could get on some network talk show

>>37172384
Baby steps.
https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1590499797756436488

>>37172384
>tonight's guests on Conan: Bill Burr and Gawr Gura.

>>37172753
Holostars doesn't bug me, you know? It doesn't bother me.
I'm not afraid of it or anything like that, you know, for the simple fact that I know it's gonna fail, you know?
And I take comfort in that, I do.
I'm not rooting for it because… I know it doesn't like me.
Yeah, do you know why I think it's not going to survive, why it's not going to be successful anyway?
'Cause they still need Hololive's help to make it happen.
I don't understand it. I don't understand why Homobeggars just can't work with each other and make this shit happen.
They keep coming to us, like, "More Hololive fans need to care about this issue."
"Where are the Holos to stand up and say something…yak-yak-yak."
Why do I have to fuckin' say something?
This is your fuckin' problem.
Why are you always dragging us into this shit?
I saw a Homobeggar a couple months back, professional faggot right?
They go onto /r Hololive on one of these subreddits and then starts bitching, going like, "I don't understand, how come Holostars don't make as much as Hololive?
Right? And all of these Holofans had to sit there and act like they didn't know what the answer was. They had to sit there, like, dumbfounded. Like, "Oh, I don't know."
"Why is that?"
"That is a conundrum. I have no idea."
Literally, I'm sitting at home screaming at the computer, "'Cause you don't sell any fuckin' tickets!"
Nobody is going to Holostars concerts.
You're playing in a 20,000-seat arena, 1,500 people show up. That's not a good night. Shinove lost his fucking ass on that gig.
I'm not saying no professional male streamers... Pewdiepie, the guys who play Minecraft, you know?
But nobody's watching your fuckin' Homos.
And then you're gonna come and you're gonna get mad at fuckin' Holofans.
They keep doing that shit. Why are you yelling at us? It's not our fucking job.
It's not my fuckin' job to give a fuck about Holostars, okay? I have Hololive to pay attention to.
This is... it's your bullshit, right?
Dude, look at the Holostars.
Dude, nobody in Holostars got COVID.
Nobody.
They have been streaming in front of 300 to 400 people a night for a quarter of a century.
Not to mention it's a Hololive-subsidized branch.
We gave ya a fuckin' branch
None of ya showed up.
Where are all the Homobeggars?
That place should be packed with Homobeggars.
Emoji spamming, wearing merch, throwing supas, goin' fuckin' nuts, like the Holofans do in the upper deck with their big beer titties.
"Did she read my supachat? Am I doing it?"
Yeah.
You didn't.
None of you, none of you watched the fuckin streams.
None of you. You all, you failed them, not me.
Not Hololive. Homobeggars failed the Holostars.
Homobeggars, name your top five all-time Holostars of all time.
Come on. Let's hear it. Name five Holostars talents.
Name the Holostar gen in your fuckin' city.
You can't do it!
You don't give a fuck about them.
They stream night in and night out in front of nobody.
It's a fuckin' tragedy, right?
And then meanwhile, you look at Pewdiepie he's making billions.
You look at those Minecraft streams, they're making money hand over fist 'cause that's what Homobeggars are watchin'. The money listens.
You don't wanna watch this shit, you're watching this shit.
They just shoot it over there, drowning these fags in money and Lambos and shoes and cunny.
It's just raining.
It's raining money.
Yeah. So, the money listens.
You'd rather watch that shit, Minecrafters, a bunch of men just playing block game.
"Well, maybe that's why your llama left you."
"Maybe that's why your dog left.
That's why you can't have puppies, bitch!"
"That's why you lost your Elytra bitch!." Right?
That's the message you sent.
"We would rather watch that than see a bunch of men come together as a team and try to achieve a common goal."
"We would rather watch them actually fucking destroy each other."
Yeah.
No, no, no.
And then in the end, you come back and you fuckin' yell at Holofans.
And it's like, let me get this straight, I have to supachat your Homo,get my Holo to collab with your nobody, and I have to watch Homostreams for you??
Like, when are you gonna pick up your end of the couch?

>>37172810
kek.

>>37172472
Vshojo has the connections but not the size. HoloEN had the potential for the size at one point but they're looking pretty anemic nowadays.

It's already happened multiple times in the Japan equivalent.

>>37173521
>HoloEN had the potential for the size at one point
Gura you mean. Mori hasn't gotten out of her retarded groupie mentality, Kiara has her chicken voice debuff, Ina... and Ame would just manage to fuck it up.

>>37172810
Wonderful.

>>37172384
God I fucking hope not

Nowadays there arent enough cool talk show hosts like Letterman or Conan for me to get excited by the prospect. Maybe Seth Meyers.

>>37178169 (me)
Technically this sort of happened. When Pekora played Death Stranding she interacted with Conan's character from the game. It was pretty funny.

>>37173521
Gura is probably big enough to go on Conan's podcast or something. Mori too.

>>37172563
WATAME IS BREAKING BUCKS?

>>37172563
What an odd context for watame.

>>37172384
>Western television
Sure. How far into the interview do you think they'll ask her for her political affiliation?
They're all boring and unfunny these days, they practically function as propaganda outlets.

>>37182408
They're not as likely to ask a Japanese person to inveigh about politics.

>>37172384
never

Conant the only host that wouldn't make it cringy. Gura or fauna seem to be the most suitable for an old world media collab

Gura on Jimmy Fallon is always something I'd assume would happen. Seems like the only late night host that might want to try it out.

>>37172472
>G4.
>The return show that died in less than a year and was literally last in ratings with under 1,000 viewers.
There was more people reading articles and watching videos of its failure more than actually watching the show.

>>37188528
I think Mori would do well. She's had a lot of practice.

>>37172384
Gura is already way more popular than Miku so, maybe soon?

>>37172384
it's only a matter of time

>>37172472

>>37172384
I'd lose the last reservations I have about killing myself.

>>37195163
What do you have against Letterman or Conan?

Gura would never associate herself with the garbage that SNL has become

>>37195600
She's Cover's slave. She will do literally anything they force her into. I hope that when it comes time to renew contracts she leaves and becomes indie. She's got a big enough following for it, and not having to work for black companies would give her much more freedom.

>>37196071
lel, this cope is funny
gura will keep doing as she does
no idea if she's a "slave" like your seething ass says, but she'll keep being cute no matter what she does

>>37172384
Never. The Letterman debacle proved that neither side has anything to gain from an appearance on American variety shows.

>>37196719
I just want what's best for my oshi.
She doesn't need fake fans like you who only care about entertainment.

>>37172810
I think this is something that happened to somebody else... It just sounds like it.

>>37196071
>She's got a big enough following for it, and not having to work for black companies would give her much more freedom.
Sure, like that other one, whats her name. Fat pizza girl.

>>37196071
>She's Cover's slave. She will do literally anything they force her into

lmao she made those fags agree to her most problematic cunny content and they couldn't stop her, couldnt even stop her from making a daki

>>37172384
We watch vtubers so we don't have to watch the prolefeed, anon. Why would we want them ON the prolefeed?

>>37172384
You really dont want that

>>37172384
I feel like the timeline diverged at this point.

>>37172384
I watch chuubas precisely because dont want to watch this normalfag trash, why would i give a fuck about this?

>>37172384
>Gura hosting SNL?
no

>>37172384
>Gura hosting SNL
God I hope not, that would ruin her brand