/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>37414342
Fucked yagoo's wife.

>>37414342
Have you seen Chasing Amy? Basically that with Vesper as Affleck, Kronii as Joey Lauren Adams, and Magni as Jason Lee.

>>37414342
got caught superchatting Pippa on his alt

>>37414342
Tried to fuck his manager.

>>37414342
Went on a rant about how that Kanye West guy kinda makes a good point

>>37414342
the bit

>>37414342
Retweeted not-magni on his old vtuber account therefore got contract slapped under a "no vtubing outside hololive" clause
And because it was just a retweet the boys thought that was a bullshit reason and are standing in solidarity with him
But management doesn't care and will just let them all not stream for 2 weeks

>>37414342
Rode a black Vespa into the office

>>37414466
Joey the goat

wait what.
is this another schizoposting or is this true? spoon-feed me please

>>37414342
Slapped Omega in front of Yagoo

>>37414660
Everything you read here is true until it's observed.

>>37414342
He got caught feeding chocolate to Korone!

>>37414342
Partitioned Japan between Korea and the Philippines in Victoria 2 multiplayer (with Regis)

Posted a gif in discord that had the word "NIGGA"

Like I'm convinced this is stupidly likely

>>37414342
Cover discovered he was black all along.

>>37414660
Anon learn what a joke is

>>37414342
Gang/Raped holo/s

Remember when Vesper stood up for Moona in their werewolf collab after being sus'd for being quiet? but she was actually a werewolf? even though the point of the fucking game is to not draw attention to yourself when you're a bad guy.
He just that kind of guy.

>>37414342
"If you guys let Miko say the N-word, then why can't I?"

>>37414890
Retarded and desperate for attention from women?

MEOW

>>37414342
"So, Kronii, what if we do an off-collab, but AS A BIT, I spend the entire time trying to sniff your feet? Wouldn't that be funny?"

In June 1986, a 15-year-old Noir Vesper and three friends chased after three black children while yelling "Kill the nigger, kill the nigger" and throwing rocks at them.[15] The next day, Noir Vesper and the others followed a group of mostly black fourth-graders (including one of the victims from the previous day) taking a field trip on a beach, yelled racial epithets, threw rocks at them, and "summoned other white males who joined" in the harassment.[15][16] In August 1986, civil action was filed against Noir Vesper for violating the civil rights of his victims, and the case was settled the next month.[17][18][19]

Noir Vesper perpetrated another racist assault in April 1988. Then 16, he assaulted a middle-aged Vietnamese-American man on the street, calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit" and knocking him unconscious with a large wooden stick. Later the same day, Noir Vesper attacked Johnny Trinh, another Vietnamese-American, punching him in the eye. When Noir Vesper was arrested and returned to the scene of the first assault, he told police officers: "I'll tell you now that's the mother-fucker whose head I split open."[20] Later, Noir Vesper would explain that he was on PCP at the time.[21] Investigators also noted that Noir Vesper "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'".[22][23] Noir Vesper was charged with attempted murder, pleaded guilty to felony assault, and was sentenced to two years in jail, but served only 45 days of his sentence.[22][24] Noir Vesper believed he had left the second victim permanently blind in one eye, though Trinh later said that he had lost his eye in the Vietnam War, while serving in the South Vietnamese Army, who were fighting alongside American troops.[25][19][22][23]

>>37414342
Wanting more pay unironically

He stole YAGOO's bike

>>37414342
Vesper flown to Korea and reenacted an event that never happen.

>>37414342
Dude Sexually harassed Carol Channing.

>>37415174
Whenever I read this story I wonder how he knew that he was vietnamese when all asians look the same. Or was he just attacking asian people and got lucky.

People from massachusetts are white niggers pretending to be upper crust because Obama and other rich people live on an island separated by the ocean from the rest of them.

WAHLBURGERS

Pekora's monkey died, and she hasn't realized it yet, so Vesper is dressed up as Jill for at most 2 weeks while they locate a suitable replacement

>>37414944
I believe it. Cover, free this man.

>>37415521
At the time all lower-middle class Asians in Boston were Vietnamese.

he did the Cheesed to meet you meme

>>37414545
Wow, that’s very stupid. I also am not surprised though.

>>37414342
He thought of a bit that required being fake-suspended for a little while as a setup for coming back after a suspension, but he couldn't get management to agree to it. So he just started listing off all the slurs he knows until they agreed to suspend him.

>>37414660
the suspended part is true

Vesper had sex with Yagoo's bike while cheating on his.

>>37414342
If all my years on 4chan has taught me anything, is that NO ONE knows how to answer a Whose Line prompt correctly, everyone just answers the prompt straight

>>37414342
what? what the fuck happened

>>37414342
his suspenders were too big

Kept beating Yagoo at ping pong

>>37414342
Tried to fuck Nodoka behind Axel's back.

>>37414342
>Hey, Yagoo, pull my finger
Shits violently

>>37414342
He impregnated Gura.

>>37414342
fucked by A-chan

>>37425297
GIWTWM

>>37414435
again?

>>37414342
me.
im him

>>37414944
I believe it.

>>37415147
Basedo

>>37414342
Nothing on 4chan except the captcha can do improv comedy change my mind

>>37414545
is this what actually happened? I thought it was some dumb shit with project zomboid

Streamed while masturbating the entire time. Oh wait that's Vox.

>>37433242
We don't know yet he just got suspended for behind the scenes misconduct of some kind

>>37414342
Got drunk and accidentally used the word "Nijinigger" in a members-only stream, breaking containment and souring any further crossover streams for quite some time

>>37414342
He wanted to spend Thanksgiving with his family and when a higher up Cover told him no breaks, he said "Nice opinion, but I'm Noir fucking Vesper. Get your boss in here, and your boss's boss, and I'll be stuffing YOUR turkey this weekend, with Kronii as dessert".

>I was trying hard, but the time never came

>>37414342
he knew too much

>>37414342
He was too thirsty for gook pussy

>>37414342
Stole Gura's loaf of bread.

>>37414342
>LE RANDOM XD show
cringe

>>37414342
management was envy of his big tea collection

>>37414342
He sexually assaulted Desmond during the visit, and revealed too much information about his room during a member's only stream

>>37434557
Hid his penis inside Gura's loaf of bread

>>37434592
You're cringe

I really fell for Kronii
it's not my fault you see
After she sent me some nudes it woke something in me
Now I feel like a fool and I really want to scream
If I end up receiving the axe I'll rape her live on steam

>>37434671
>no u
a true fan of "improv"

>>37414342
tempus gangbanged kronii until her womb was overflowing and naturally the fertility goddess got pregnant

paternity test showed it was vesper's but he wasn't going to take responsibility, so kronii ratted him out and he got suspended

the rest of tempus kneeled in respect of the virile male whose seed won and got to knock this up

meanwhile kronii went crying back to her gachikois for money since she's going to be a single mother now

>>37414342
It's a publicity stunt to get more exposure for an underperforming group.

>>37434722
I see you're a true fan of sucking cocks

>>37414342
an IP backtrace revealed him to be the FUCKING MONKEY poster

Posting ASCII among us cock in the management's channel

>>37414342
sexual assault.
Rape is no laughing matter to joke about, anon.
Treat the topic with the seriousness it deserves.

>>37414342
Accidentally replied "Mating Press" when Bae messaged him when he was sleep deprived after an all nighter with Magni.

>>37418654
I’m not American, how do you answer it properly?

>>37434923
So that's why she was ASMRing in doggy style, her ass and pussy was still raw from the tempus train

>>37414545
This can't be it because Altare did the exact same thing.

>>37414342
Kaoru got fired from having an affair with Miko, this is probably the same thing all over again

>>37414342
Called management incompetent niggers multiple times on descord for fucking up his xcom perms

>>37414342
https://youtu.be/DDrAxFj87b8
>Back when I first got this job, I thought it was quite dandy
>Sure I got some supporters, I also got some antis
>When I first met Omega I thought her designs sick
>But then I found out, it turn out she got a fuckin' dick

>>37441583
>Well that was offense number one, I shouldn't have pointed it out
>Hurt their feelings any more and I will get kicked out
>Got to off-collab with this hot clock lady whose name is Ouro Kronii
>Curse my luck it turns out that she's also another tranny

>>37414944
tbf I think him getting this ban for calling someone "my nigga" would not be out of this world

good thread format I'm not reading any of this

>>37414944
I believe this rrat

>>37414342
he harassed pekora's fucking monkey

>>37439416
Whose Line is originally British, but the way it typically works on the show is that the players enact the scenario in the character of the subject.

>>37442177
>When I joined the Stars I thought it would be neat
>Getting into Cover as a male is quite the feat
>Guaranteed subscribers plus the perks are quite the treat
>But no one ever told me that I can't sniff Kronii's feet

>>37439416
People ITT
>He fucked Yagoo's wife
How it would be answered on the show
>Colin Mochrie walks up, motions for the female guest to comedian to walk up so he has someone to talk to for the bit
>"Well Mrs. Yagoo that was quite the experience. When did you say your husband would be back?"
>Ryan Stiles then walks in from off the stage pretending to be Yagoo and starts beating his ass
>Drew hits the buzzer

https://youtu.be/SrFb9U5hau0
IT'S TIME FOR US TO SING THE "GRADUATION" IRISH DRINKING SONG, TAKE IT AWAY.

>>37447332
>There was a man named Yagoo
>Loved by all around
>Saved a bunch of boys and girls
>From their menhera meltdown
>He hired me as well
>I've got it made for life
>But I messed it all up
>Because he caught me sleeping with his wife
>OHHH AYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE

>>37421792
This.
t. fetus

Was founded out he was the one whom Blacked Gura on Mori's party.

>>37447752
> Then I met a talent
> I thought she was so sweet
> Her legs were made for walking
> and with the nicest feet
> but some problems started
> when we both came to town
> and yagoo learned that not his wife
> was all I dared to pound
> OHHH AYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE

Kidnapped Jill, taught Monkee how to ride a bike and entered in next Tour de France.

>>37414342
he meet mel

>>37449402
>When I got back home, I booted my computer
>I scrolled through my DMs and saw that clocks fat cooter!
>So I jumped on a plane, in Canada it touched down
>But when I finally met her, she weighed 300 pounds!
>OHHH AYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE-DI-DYE

>>37414342
Slapped Yagoo in front of everyone with his giant cock.

>>37414342
he is the zodiac killer

>>37414342
>huh... Gary Coleman!

>>37414435
Who hasn't?
Besides yagoo still winning. Why worry about a wrinkle old hag when he has sora waiting for him on the side.

>>37414342
ni-nigger

>>37414342
Killed Natalia Estemirova.

Been sending pictures of his bowel movements to various JP talents. They had enough I think.

>>37436921
R

>>37414822
>be Cover
>discover

>>37434923
so Vesper really is black huh

>>37447069
>>37447265
Thank you very much

>>37414435
About time someone does

>>37452877
A

He DMd gura

He did a video call with a Japanese manager and had a chinese farmer hat on for the whole call

Verbal incidences that led to the suspension of Vesper:

>Incident on 12/10/22
>Manager: YouTube can be a dog eat dog world.
Vesper: Yeah I guess you people know about eating dogs, right?

>Incident on 18/10/22
>Manager: Good morning Vesper-san, I appreciate you getting up early for this meeting.
Vesper: Goddamn man, it's 3am. Two nukes wasn't enough I swear....

>Incident on 26/10/22
>Manager: Good evening Ve-
Vesper: Yeah hi, can I get an order of chow main, shrimp fried rice uhhh...
>Manager: Vesper-san I'm not th-
Vesper: Like ten of those spring rolls and uhhh... Don't send me any of those goddamm sticks this time.

>Incident on 18/11/22
>Manager: ....
Vesper: ....
>Manager: *sigh* Hello Ve-
*Gong sound*
Vesper: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO Manager-sama!

>>37414342
Said no to forced collabs with Gura.

>>37414342
vesper was living his happy wizard life but then a female vtuber came and tried to force herself on him vesper rejected her and then she claimed that he is the one who started it. No one will believe a guy in this scenario, so he was suspended

>>37455090
S

>>37463260
P

He’s clearly gay. So it’s not trying to fuck one of the girls. One of the guys, most likely

>>37414435
Normally yagoo is fine with that since his wife had sex with 8 different mens, it was Vesper's reward too for doing well. Vesper however went way too far with asphyxiation and harapan play

>>37414342
Posted "Ayame hates koreans" memes on their official discord

>>37461064
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>>37461064

I noticed a lot of people knew Whose Line Is It Anyway, does it means we're all old?
I don't think zoomers know about WLIIA

He was the guy supplying drugs at mori party he also hooked magni up with some x. Manager heard from mori so he was asked to stop. A week later his manager was having a rough day and was depressed and Vesper tried to sell him drug.

>>37464754
U

>>37466675
>wliia
begone zoomer

They found his cunny folder

>>37467134
T

>>37473138
I

>>37473587
N

>>37452877
>>37455090
>>37463260
>>37464754
>>37467134
>>37473138
>>37473587
>>37473919

Sick and rawrpilled!

>>37461064

>>37461064
This sounds fake

>>37478345

No it's real, Kronii told me while she was spreading her ass for me.

N

>>37483617
I

>>37461064
Kek

>>37483779
C

>>37414545
Goddamn this is a realistic rrat.

>>37483954
It doesn't make a lick of sense. They're free to tweet as much as they want and could even stream without a Live2D

>>37484066
He did it in character

>>37484138
How does one retweet "in character"?

>>37484066
Yeah but it's at least plausible japanese corporate autism.

Most of the responses on /vt/ are the same reused memes or shitposts too, but that one was pretty original. I could see something like that happening, although I know it's just guesswork.

>>37483866
K

>>37484224
Well, the retweet itself would be a good example.

>>37461064
Kek

>>37414342
>If I'm not really Vesper Noir, then YOU pay my taxes Yagoo

>>37466675
24 so on the cusp of millennial but still a zoomer by like a year. Whose Line was one of my favorite shows growing up