/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Orcat <3

>>37756624
please tell me there's a nude version

>>37756640
How does he do it bros

wife_dm_!

>>37756643
scantily clad females are more erotic than nude ones

Soon™

>>37756704
not really no

>>37756701
husband_dm forgive me for what I am about to commission

This Squ stream sure is something.

I LOVE VEENER

I am eagerly anticipating my oshi's next stream!

>>37756723
>t. virg

>>37756704
OK saru

I miss my wife

>>37756643

>>37756729

>>37756816
hot
is Alice nts-pilled too?

>>37756847
Don't open

>>37756704
Very true. The excitement of pulling off the last bits of clothing far exceeds the joy of watching naked animals at the zoo.

>>37756704
Based

https://twitter.com/Momotexx/status/1596192947133124611
Momote is posting gay to twitter
I'm happy she's finally drawing lewds of it because on her Patreon it seemed like she really, really wanted to do it but thought no one was interested

>>37756893
I agree with you but I also know you’ve never done that irl

>>37756998
the anon they're replying to has though

why is squ saying that she isn't a cheater to her dog?

>>37757198
You just know

>>37757198
it means she fucks her dog

>>37756868
I don't think this answers the question

FIlian asks for small/starting vtubers, and get's answers from Milky, Vienna and Bao. Interesting.

Chuubas softly singing when they're playing horror games is my fetish

>>37757391
wasn't she complaining earlier about barely getting any women to reply? sounds fine to me in that case

>>37757391
I think fil thought she wouldn't get any interest from big chuubas considering it's a dating show with randos

>>37757391
A lot of vtubers unironicly think if you don't get 10k viewers you are small

>>37757391
there's like 20 3views under that tweet, "small" is too relative

>>37757441
she was complaining no female viewers wanted to enter. The literal ocean of 2views that would do literally anything to get on her stream is endless

>>37756995
I hate fujos

>>37757558
me too but if there's an audience out there that can make her draw full-on yaoi it's them, and for that I will thank them

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 42 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>37757525
>female viewers
Haven't all the female viewers converted to chuubas by now?

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

is soya a footfag

womp womp

https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

wife_dm_ online!

>>37757435
>https://streamable.com/vdoqzc
squ dont listen to your mom, please do this during an asmr stream

I'm sorta proud of her but there's kinda little else you can do if you're bedridden and have no voice, so idk what restraint is being exercised... but there was a point she'd try anyway

>>37758466
>so idk what restraint is being exercised
Knowing Shondo she'd still try anyways because she'd be worried over "disappointing" us. I'm happy that she's more aware of her limits.

>>37757435
Imagine Squ humming
>killing you softly with this song
>killing you softly

>>37758630
WITH THIS SONG

how much did Squ drink?

>>37757795
I wonder if this angers any chuubas considering all the whining and moaning about homogeny and oversaturation. Then again, I doubt any care considering viewers hate male streamers.

anyone have the latest saruei fansly?

>>37758970
Lurk more

>shondo catalog bait on page 10 with only one reply
are we improving as a people?

>>37758970
this poster is Saruei, call her cute

>>37758970
ur cute
looking forward to the strim

>>37758985
Little by little. The next step is to not even acknowledge it at all.

>>37758970
Hi Saruei
I respect you as a person

>>37758778
no clue but this is the 3rd bathroom trip in the last 1.5 hours

>>37759252
if you don't have to pee does it still count as a race or do you auto-win?

/vsj+/ territory
https://jigex.com/1Wqze

>>37759510
>https://jigex.com/1Wqze
i like to mouse over people holding puzzle pieces and hold their hand

what the hell is always going on in the voice chat of shondo's discord

>>37759728
Don't know and I don't care enough to find out

>>37759728
why are you asking lig

>>37759510
WOOD HATE

>>37759728
And you're asking here why? If you're so curious, why don't you join them?

>>37759728
we're having fun, you're not invited

>>37759510
ty for puzzle

>ending stream because of fifa

>>37759510
As always thanks for playing. Moose art from
https://twitter.com/Hyu_Chroma/status/1594758709678596096

how about you keep discord faggotry on discord

>>37760343
CAM ON INGERLAND SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

>>37760343
Who?

>>37760211
>>37760370
who pissed in your cereal anons

shhhhhhhhh my wife is singing

>>37757391
I love Filian, Milky and Vienna but I still don't know how this stream is going to go. Also holy shit who would hit skip on Veener or Milky unless they said
>I'm something of a League/Naraka player myself

>>37760409
Discord faggotry has nothing to do with this place

>>37760409
If you want to talk about discord faggotry so badly, make a general or keep it in discord. /lig/ isn't the place for it.

>>37760416
>don't skip
>they either do it themselves and forget you exist immediately or you "win" and they forget you exist an hour later anyway
>skip
>get to live in their heads rentfree for a couple days, maybe longer if you say something that hits too close home
The choice is obvious

>>37760468
you should just be upfront about being a splitfag kek

Saffox live for her weekly youtube stream! She woke up 10 minutes before stream started.
https://youtu.be/_5L5JZHIsL0

>>37760389
America VS England

>>37760512
Splits are healthy, even /lig/ was made from a split.

>>37760776
you forgot to attach an anya pic to your post

is frogge drinking tonight?

Any lig chuubas doing WC watchalongs

>>37760812
I'd be surprised if she isnt

>>37760825
Is that legal?

>>37760825
Milky said on stream that she was considering doing them on Discord but Im not on it so idk if she ever did

>>37760871
rebroadcasting obviously isnt but the "find your own stream/source" method is fine

When was someone going to tell me my moose wife was live with the worst game series on Earth

>>37761029
I do not promote P*kemon streams

>>37761029
She didn't dm you? bro...

>Where is my vagina?

>>37761119
i eated it

>only just realized she needs a usb port for every tracker
>dad hunts down a hub that same day to get it working
god bless saffox' dad.

>>37761119
I cummed inside it

>>37761029
im watching Squ with Nina

Something about Dya makes me wanna go full degen in her chat but I know I'll be insta banned so I suffer

why does the cheeb scream?

>>37761377
electrical disturbances in the gremlin's brain

Why does saru have a hicky in her thumbnail pic

>>37761377
They mistook her head for the soccer ball at the world cup

>>37761419
me

>>37761419
all me

South Africa's corrupt and incompetent government is now doing "Loadshedding Stage 4" which basically means that you can expect the power to go off 2-4 hours 4 times a day. It's crazy that Kitanya isn't one of our more menhera chuubas.

>>37761490
i need to save her

>>37761490
When is she flying to Europe?

>>37761490
How do we save the South African chuuba?

>>37761419
Ask her during the Q&A

>>37761490
I want to save her and I hardly even watch ehr

>>37761490
Will she leave SA in the future?

>>37761490
It was stage 6 a couple months ago, wasn't it? Her power seems to go off during stream every now and then, but she has a battery to back up her stream. Her friend Nekoreen doesn't though, and has had her streams just just down several weeks in a row. Shit sucks.

>YOU. ARE. A. BITCH.
>Why did I listen to you? YOU FUCKING BUTTPLUG
Drunk Squ is a delight

get a real job you fucking loser

>>37761628
Its funny how much Eastern European insult culture revolves around anal

>>37761574
I think she once mentioned that she's saving up for it, and had a small tangent when she got particularly anxious one night and started looking up housing and rent prices in other countries. She's got her whole family to move though, and that's gonna take time, especially considering finding a new job for her parents. One day, I hope.

>>37761551
that marshmallow thing is anonymous right?

>>37761822
Yes

>>37761490
Stage 4 isn't that bad, it's only 2h at a time and you get a couple hours between, it's actualy pretty nice when you get used to it because it forces me to gym or walk outside. It's at stage 5 that it starts to such, then you can get up to 4h off at a time.

Pics a random places schedule, at stage 4 all the times marked 1 2 3 and 4 the power is off.

>>37761959
you’re one positive mf to see the bright side of power cuts. good luck sa anon

>>37761628
If I'm such a buttplug why won't she stuff me up her arse?

>>37762064
Nice

>>37761959
>needing the electricity to go out to finally leave the house
you are just like me fr fr

>>37761959
you could use this info to doxx the sa chuubas

>>37762136
Being doxed by schizos here are probably the least of their worries

>>37762136
What are you going to do with that info? Go to SA and try to break into the house of someone equipped to deal with weekly farm raids?

>>37762136
Safox doesn't do a good job at hiding where she is anyway

>>37762136
No one who matters lives there

>>37762064
>heavenly light shining down
very fitting

>>37762255
saffox posters make sa sound like a poorly-managed rimworld colony

>>37762393
>like

>>37762393
>like

>>37761490
maybe having to regularly deal with real world problems leaves you with no headspace to develop menhera issues

>>37762505
This, it's something the white American and British chuubas will never understand

>>37762505
How do I hire an african warlord and get him to frequently raid my oshi's house?

>>37762393
It is like a management game actualy
>want to drive somewhere, you have to build the road
>want electricity, buy generators
>upgrade defences every hear
>micromanage your workers because they can't do shit alone
>want sewage treatment, buy the sewage treatment plant (technically I think a private group sued the city and the Supreme Court gave the treatment plant to them for free if they manage it but you get the idea)

>merryweather on moose stream
Hooray for shared suffering

>>37762393
>like

>>37762505
When you can't sleep more than 30 minutes without waking up because you are scared of getting killed in your sleep, you don't have time to develop mental issues. And eventually you get bored of being scared and just accept that you did all you can to prepare and then just enjoy life. At least that what happened to me

Squ is struggling to string sentences together now

Saru live, let's goooo

>>37762795
fuck I hope she reads my question

Starting
https://www.twitch.tv/alicesawyer

>>37762853
thanks Twitter Inc.

My oshi Alice is live doing karaoke
https://www.twitch.tv/alicesawyer

>>37762855
If it's not fucking stupid she will

>Sykkuno DMing Squ
lovely

she drinking
not like I had any doubts

>>37762863
that crop makes it look like she's cutting off her clitoral hood

>>37762853
It's funny when it's blatantly false

>>37762853
based

>>37762953
she did her reflection reps

>>37762953
I'll get my drinks too then

>>37763000
it's okay anon
im sure your oshi will date you one day
now take your meds

>>37762853
people irl don't get to see how good my posts are

>>37763037
I don't want to date a streamer retard

>>37762853
what prompted this cuntery?

>>37763083
Stop flexing on 4chan dumbass most anons talk to women too

>>37763124
it was a year ago. I don't think anyone remembers.

>>37763083
Same, it's fun to RP with them but I wouldn't want to actualy date them. Vtubers are quick to say they are only being entertainment and it's not real but they don't get the same is true for viewers. The only exception is saru, I'd date her.

>>37763124
vtweeters don't need a reason to act like attention whores

oh my lord

>>37763228
muni a cute

>>37763228
didnt even have to post a comment with it

>>37763228
why are brown chuubas so rare?

>>37763228
Brown skin with light colored hair is the ultimate human combination

>>37763274
that's a good question but I honestly don't even know how and why muni's design work so well, feels like her color palette should be clashing but it looks really good regardless

>>37763274
Do you not realize where you are and what the target demographic is?

Nina is here to shower Alice with love

>hot bath in her period week
Imagine the soup

>neighbours already complaining
wew

>can't shout during vr anymore
I hate the new apartment

>>37763517
your period doesn't noticeably come out in your bathwater

She wasn't even loud or anything and still got noise complaint. Why are french such faggots?

>>37763609
which chuuba are you? marry me

>>37763609
How would you know this information...?

she forgot about the mouse already

what level of luck is it being born in SA as a white person

>>37763609
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>37763721
nta but having had a qf?

>>37763124
it had been 1 year since she felt btfo'd by a little shark

>>37763726
cake time!

>>37763770
Impossible

>>37763770
kill yourself normalfag

>>37763770
*gf

>>37763770
The fuck is a qf?

>>37763609
>weak flow
lmao

>>37763822
queef

>>37763726
>>37763779
very cute

>>37763770
if i did i wouldn't be here or watching vtubers

>>37763228
brown with freckles is good shit, shame you only get it in real life mostly from bitches using makeup for the effect

>>37763755
High general luck for being born white, low white luck for being born in Africa.

I dreamed of her, it's over for me isn't it...

I hope questions arnt cringe

>>37763933
You already know they are going to be cringe

>I'm 30
>I like older guys
Im in

>>37763893
I wam (would am)

I love the viola

>42? you're twice my age

DM said beach episodes are male fanservice
for women fanservice is tough guys doing something cute

you're joking about not having had a gf, right?
you usually get the first one as a young teen, no?

>>37763923
nice bobeeners

>>37764013

>>37764020
fuck off normalfag

>>37764013
that's not even correct

>I like older guys, you have more experiance
>you can groom me, Im joking. Haha.
>but you know how gulable I am
Another similarity between my 2 imoutos

>>37764020

>>37764020
gr8 b8 m8

>when your parents won't let you drink vodka

>>37764020
Why would you assume that?

It's kind of sad that the age Saruei is pretending to be is still older than Shondo

>>37764081
>Finnish
>Not letting their kids drink as much as they want
The internet lied to me

>>37764063
direct quote but I know

>>37764081
This is good for schizo posts beneath

>>37764081
I wish I was Alice's 7 years older than her irl oniichan

>>37764020
>young teen
Try 2. I don't know when it all went wrong though...

the person that made Chibi's 3D model as a gift designed two more outfits for her (for fun, no guarantee she'll use either)

>>37763933
Honestly the last Q&A was so awful I tuned out and watch someone else.

>>37764153
Alice is only interested in fucking sisters, I'm sorry

>>37764170
rev up those dating questions

>>37764167
no... not a nun outfit...
I won't be able to control myself

>>37764170
just get drunk and embrace the cringe

>>37764183
ill be her sister(male) for the night

>>37764215

>>37764167
for a split second i thought it was girl dm on the right

>Questioning if she's autistic
She beliebs

>>37764284
thank you, I couldnt figure out why it looked so familiar

>>37764167
Is she half naked on the right?

>>37764215
I'm going to miss this model, it fits her energy so well.

she's definitely autistic

>messaging her friend who has aspergers to ask if she's autistic
Jip, she's autistic

I put a wet towel over my chair and I'm imagining I'm sitting with my back against hers

>>37764357
>Proceeds to talk about sonic lore
Yep, autism

>>37764429
Praying you go to therapy soon

>>37764296
>There will never be a Saruei/Artia autistic imouto that doesn't understand sarcasm of subtlety collab
Why am I on this gay Earth?

>>37764429
Sitting on my hand now so I can start jerking off in 20 mins so it’ll feel like her

>>37764443
She's just like me!

Dm's favorite characters (not all of them)

>Jiraiya from Naruto
>Hughes and Edward's dad from full metal alchemist
>Urahara and Kenpachi from Bleach

make of it what you will

>who knows you best
Me

>>37764531
basic bitch

>>37764531
>naruto

>>37764565
she just likes strong tough guys anon
surely you're going to gym right?

>Giri and Lando
Bros...

It's starting

>>37764552
>Tricky?? Tobs??
chat is even worse than this place at recognizing friend dynamics

>>37764350
is she changing it?

>>37764531
>Edward's dad
does she have an abandonment fantasy or something?

Harassing and doxxing Giri to drive her to menheraness to the point that she doxxs all of the chuubas she acts as a mother/older sister figure to!

haha who else could feel that way saru

>>37764704
couldn't be me haha

It's Flat Fuck Friday you fucking losers!

>>37764531
So, she had a crush on her dad as a kid then?

>>37764531
Pretty standard taste

>>37764732
based

>>37764732
*Frick

>>37764696
Please no. There's actual schizos that will kill my oshi if they get that kind of information.

>trying to understand modern American internet slang etemology

>Ah so bussy is boy pussy?
I swear this is the third time she's learned this on stream

>>37764834
and it won't be the last

>there are legitimately people asking Shondo if she's streaming tomorrow on her announcement that says she has an incredibly high fever and can't talk at all
I kind of understand why she's so overly apologetic when people are this cutthroat

Nina is telling Alice to drink vodka on stream, what the fuck is her end goal?

>boomer casually throwing around bussin

>>37764732
I bet she has cute feet

Cute. Need a gif of her snuggling with chat

>that's some good headpats, that was bussin
You know after sex or something she will say something like that with a new word she learned

nina goslinging for alice is so cute

>>37764875
>Getting a girl drunk
It is a mystery

>>37764834
Any liggers out there not nemu for the opposite feel? NOT NEMU

>>37764867
no they're just retarded

>

>>37764875
tickle

>>37764939
Teaching chat?
Probably Nemu

frog moment

>>37764930
she loves her imoutos...

She read my post...
Truly, scantily-clad chads, we are based

>>37764884
I'm more interested in her armpits

>I am based, look at how many likes my tweet got

>>37764939
filianislost

uh oh frogbros

Hypothetically, if someone was to write a slut_dm story, what would be important things for them to know about dm?

>>37765064
just because her chat is retarded and she has to google things instead doesn't mean she's teaching anyone anything

>>37763370
https://files.catbox.moe/83fuza.mp4

>>37764975
Fuck you and the fish you rode in on, the 2020 edition of Nemu still lives on in my heart.

>>37765064
Regularly? I got the impression that was just a one-time bit.

I LOVE HER SINGING

>>37765119
Her deep addiction to semen.

>>37764867
one person that you had to click "see more tweets" to see
still we're talking chuuba brain she might see that and think everyone feels that way and only he's being honest

>>37765119
yakuza bar gang bang

I have a beard!

>>37764671
she said that she has a redebut in the works, and is saving some big games for it

my wife's in chat!

yeah I figured shondo would show up to alice stream
go rest silly

>How do you say zis?
unironically love when chat has to teach her how to say words in English, its really cute

>>37765196
this edit is so good
it really might be editanon's magnum opus

rael stop...

>no pee
Bros...

>>37765336
dropped

Saru is a girly girl

>>37765257
and then alice sings this, always the best timing

>>37765301
Idk bro, hard to beat this

>>37765420
that one's basic and works well but it's still not as good as condom sucking
maybe picrel is the 2nd best

>Alice singing in finnish
I'm losing it already and it barely started...

Questions are a little cringe, but at least it's not 50 variations of "omg, how are you such a successful streamer" again, maybe mods filtered them a bit.

I want to be sarus homewife

>>37762853
>Implying I don't keep my gf at arm's length because she's super clingy and watch Vtubers instead because I can shut them off when I want

>>37765766
the more she gets to talk about herself and her interests, the better (aside from repeats)

>>37765691
>Come on now baby
Sure anon

Saru isn't a horse girl

ze jokar

>>37765807
me when years ago before vtubers existed

>>37765766
I tried to submit questions that would cause some conversations and the 1 worked well so far

Saru is going to turn into a raisin, and I love raisins.

>>37765865
dogs on the other hand

>>37765691
her singing is so cute

>>37764019
Mayocat thinks she's smarter than she is and makes that 80% of her identity, and "I'm snarky" the remaining 20%, with a light drizzle of inane uwu tweets

>>37765937
is she really in the tub? usually you'd have heard a little bit of splashing by now

>>37765951

Slow. The fuck. Down.
https://litter.catbox.moe/a3na9e.mp4

>>37766091
Yes

>>37762853
i'm sorry she's going through that

>dis shit bussin

>>37766103
whnever Alice goes into rambling mode I have this image in my head

Why is Alice spamming finnish early 2000 windows movie maker memes?

>>37766103
No breaks on the /lig/ train.
Faster!

>>37766188
It's called S O U L
and finnish autism

someone should tell rael about a fluffernutter sammy

I love how proud she always acts when she ate vegetables

>>37766103
Pls andastand she is both on her stimulant meds and drinking

>>37766090
Literally that is me in there

>>37766304
are you supposed to drink on those

>>37766333
trips

>>37766333
yeah if you're not a nerd

>what do you dislike about older games
The numbers

>>37766187
Honestly I bet that was a banger Aris story, whatever it was

>>37766333
Well Finns have to take their meds too, so...

>>37766333
No but she's a pro, so, y'know...
The main problem is that the stims will make you not realize how drunk you are, so you'll end up drinking too much. But Alice is pretty good at judging and not overdoing it, she normally knows when to stop to never get sick after drinking streams

>blowing all sorts of nasty bacteria onto your pizza

>>37766090
>Tfw I'm forever immortalized in this webm
Ah, the memories

ZE MAYO BEANS

>>37766638
Easy fix
https://litter.catbox.moe/h73kt6.mp4

Dragon doing the Ornstein fight
https://www.twitch.tv/komatsu

>>37766718
kek

>>37766730
why do you post chuuba in a relationship

>>37764020
I asked a couple girls out during my time in school, only one of them said yes and that was just because she didn't want to hurt my feelings

ASMR NEXT WEEK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37766730

>>37764020
I had one when I was like 5

>>37766779
The Japanese in their infinite wisdom said girl on girl does not count

>>37766779
Most ligchuubas are in relationships.

>>37766900
with me

>>37766779
back to the catalog

>>37766730
Is this normal?

>>37766894
>every chuuba is bi if not lesbian
>women 'aren't a threat'
they've played us like a damn fiddle, just like they do each others' pussies

>>37766921
This, but with (me).

>>37766959
sounds kino

She’s not gonna an hero, right? Right?

>>37766963
I'm gonna say it. Name one time the lesbian known as Nyan diddled a pussy

>>37764939
Sigbird

>>37766991
Im dating this anon

>>37766872
I'd lose

I'm going to impregnate saruei

>rare chuber who wants a kid
>chat telling her she should get a pet

>want a kid some day
>would adopt
kek what a retard. what's the point then

>we come from adam and eve

>>37764939
Geega

>>37767158
>chuber who wants a kid
>rare
Baby fever seems pretty common amongst chuubas who are 25 and older.

>>37767163
Anon...

>>37767158
Weirdly I thought Saru was against kids, maybe Layna and Giri got to her

>>37767221
yes, anon?

>>37767130
too late i already did

>>37767170
we do

>>37767276
sex

Frogfags, how will you reconcile with the fact that your oshi doesn't have any objective values or morals?
https://litter.catbox.moe/t39mmo.mp4

>>37767158
i'd slay them where they stand

>>37767248
She always wanted a kid, she said she doesn't want one yet but months ago when she talked about what kind of guy she would date she imidiately started talking about what kind of guy would be the best for her future kids and that she needs someone who can take care of them if she still streams

>>37767354
shes just like me fr fr

>>37767201
Wonder why

alice karaoke is refreshing from only really listening to shondo's in recent memory, and I mean that as no insult shondo

>just wait for the voices to silence

>saru calling the depressed guys in her chat low T
Based

>>37767354
advanced bait

>>37767524
>she claims to be depressed
>shits on depressed people
What's her endgame?

>>37767561
She hates herself

>>37767561
to become the alpha depressed

>merry stole that joke
Kek

>>37767561
nothing she's just a braindead hypocritical cunt that's the beginning and end game

>>37767446
Obviously I know why. I'm just saying it's not rare like anon implied.

>>37767561
Depression is just a bit to milk pitybucks from low T chatters.

>>37767484
die

>>37767583
sjlmfrfr

drinkin and bloodborne wit da duawg tonight

ohnonono basement dweller manlets

>>37767697
Why are shonduohs like this?

drunk rambling Squ my beloved

>>37767676
I also know why

>>37767697
trust me, I'm an avid soul enthusiast, but good singing is a treat sometimes too

>>37767817
That bitch still streaming? Zamn, props

>>37766963
m*les get out, this is a girls only zone

>>37767901
she hasn't finished her anecotes yet (and she just found a new birthmark on her arm)

>>37767923
what is this YFU meme?

>>37767857
So Shondo is a shit singer to you? That's what soul means. You think another chuuba has a better singing voice than her, by a large margin?

sarus taste:
>Independent, own car house money
>taller than her if guy
>average or muscular
>big guy that can arm lock her and pin her to the ground
>a passion, movies, games, something
>very manly, not femboys (if female very femanine)
The armlock thing is new for the list