/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Mori!

>KFP

I love Ina!

I love Ame so much, bros!

Ina's pretty great

What's the song list for tonight?

What the fuck??

>>3784312
Pretty good 'shop

ame reads
ina ends
your location, friend?

>>3784332
I feel an urge to respond aggressively to this post every time I see it

here's the next 10 bubba songs

>someone put in that awful, muddy guitar-only cover of To the Edge

If you're reading this, you're a faggot. The mixing on that is awful, and removing the lyrics literally removes the soul of the song. Faggots like you that think "epic rock covers" of songs literally need to be brought out back and strung up.

WAHtching Ina fumble through tongue twisters because she's adorable as hell and now she's just dropping references of references and will usher in a new wave of Hololive reference posting for the future to be. But she's cute in this zatsudan so all is forgiven and I hope she gets some good rest now.
While Ame's stepping away from the office today and instead takes us out to another date to Cafe Ame so we can have a nice talk as we stare at her beautiful earrings and listen to her amazing voice reading supachats and going on tangents.
While in 10 minutes, Mama Mio is holding another one of her early morning zatsudans and will probably reveal even more information on pertaining to her date with my oshi Ayame today and I am EXCITED to hear Mio mama talk.
While in 40 minutes, Temma's feeling better now so he's going to resume his eigo learning with another duolingo stream.
Speaking of feeling better, if you're not feeling good, then shut up and listen to Polka's cover of Vampire. Whatever is ailing you will feel like nothing after you get your ears blessed with this fennec clowns powerful, beautiful chaotic vocals.
https://youtu.be/Md0TBfwo9rM
So friends, where we at?

>>3784320
actually got my song just a bit before the submissions stopped. Thanks, mate.

>>3784312
Gotta minmax our spendings so we can donate it all to tenchou please understand

Literally just imagine being Ina's boyfriend. Your day begins with throwing Mori's sleeping, drunken form off the front steps and into a lake so she won't scare off any worshipers. You spend the morning alternating between repairing whatever it is the viewers broke, and chasing Kiara and Ame off the property. And you're pretty sure they're up to something because they keep checking to see if Ina is watching as they harass you. Your food is whatever Ina has on hand, which is not a lot at all (especially since there's two of you now), unless Gura dropped food off that day. Your afternoon is spent in the chat, harassing people who received Ina's services to donate more regularly. It feels like a scummy racketeering outfit but you do it anyway because otherwise you will actually starve to death. Moderating the chat is an adventure because every holo and grey name wants to troll the priestess by trying to beat up her mod. Better get good at ignoring bait fast. Your reward for making it home is an awkward thanks from Ina, because she genuinely does not know how to handle displays of unconditional positive attention. It sounds grudging and insincere but you can tell she really appreciates it. The two of you spend the evening brainstorming ways of making money that don't rely on shady mafia shit. At this point, Mori has exited the lake, and it's a 50/50 chance whether she'll give you a drink, or if you need to make yourself scarce for a few hours. Every so often, Ina will have to leave to take care of shrine duties, which means you get to look forward to multiple days' worth of treating her wounds, listening to her bitching, and organizing festivities for a bunch of people who NEVER clean up after themselves. And then, you get to wake up the next day to do it all over again. Is that really something you want?

>maybe I will review streams I've done so far, I haven't yet done that
but she did exactly that after the halfniversary collab

I love Gura!

>>3784362
>shop

>this piano music
This is gonna be very comfy isn't it

>>3784358
it's the power of zatsudans and viewer interaction, your oshi reading chat and answering your questions is like a drug

>>3784368
>Basshunter - DOTA
Based

Based first song

Dog so strong she can lift the world.

Wah....

Rate the stream
WAHWAWAWAH
WAH
WAH?
WAH!

AME CUTE

wah

>>3784372
Right here Ayamefriend!
Prepared to chill out once again with Ame and bubbabot!

WAH

I'm gonna say it:
FFX-2 is a good game. Not amazing. Not terrible. Good.

WAH!

WAH

>Already forgot about DMC 3/4

>>3784363
In this general vicinity, chum!

WAH!

>METRIC - Lost Kitten
which one of you fucker

>>3784385
she said the art shes drawn not the streams

Anyone watching Amelia's Superchat podcast? Cant wait for the CalliGura game podcast later too!!

>>3784372
dumb whore

wah!

Wah...

how do I get an Ame gf

>>3784368
>Basshunter
holy fuck my HS nostalgia

>>3784368
>W-Boiled Extreme
Based

>>3784421
>He isn't watching the Ina Zatsudan Podcast

Fat cat.

I miss Ina already....

>>3784358
Anyone have any figures on how much Ina gets from SC's usually?
>numbers
Yeah, I know.

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Irish wristwatch

Irish Wristwatch

>>3784232
Why does Ame always look so masculine in Iname arts?

>>3784332
私もイナが大好き!

What did she mean by this?

>>3784372
Right here, Ayamebro!

>>3784383
I remember this copypasta from the 2hu threads

IRISH WRISTWATCH!

Irish? Wristwatch?

>>3784442
ok. gonna filter this now you had your chance.

Irish Wristwatch!

>>3784402
Ina's consistent viewer retention is frightening.

IRISH WRISTWATCH
IRISH WRISTWATCH

INA CUTE

>sees bubb4bot
ERROR XD

>sees bubb4bot
MOGU MOGU XD

I love Reine!!!

>>3784368
spiral tone bros, we are in!

>>3784368
>WBX
Based and Half-Boiled

>>3784418
Oh come on

I see that Country Roads cover in the request list, you fucker

>>3784406
Yep. It's pretty good.

>>3784372
Right here Ayamefriend!

>>3784418
oh god

>>3784368
this will be the first time i listen to spiral tones

Friendly Reminder that this is a dream come true according to the average teamate/takodachi/chumbud

>baja blast

irish wristwatch EROTIC

Ina what the fuck?

>Yeah I'm drinking a Baja Blast

If she's going to make the "podcast" a monthly thing, I would love like a monthly retrospective topic. Like, where they they talk about big things that happened in Hololive in the last month, or things and streams that they enjoyed.

>>3784363
>your location
Joining Majestic 12. In a BODY BAG.

I now have to prepare myself for the wave of Gurame v. Calligula posts during the collab.
God the thread is gonna be sgit as usual.

>>3784232
They are

>>3784372
Right here Ayamefriend!

>>3784322
>>3784240
>>3784274
>>3784323
>>3784276
>>3784441
>>3784421
the term podcast came from ipod+broadcast
broadcast can be audio and visual
you're welcome

>>3784475
Me too!

>Baha Blast
Yes Ame consume more calories.

>>3784283
What's the point of a relationship if you don't some sort of dependency?

>>3784468
>Stable attracting customer God painter Octopus destination

>>3784450
That's not even that bad

>>3784402
doc my retention rate is shaped kind of weird, is something wrong?

>>3784368
>No N***** song, week saved

>>3784474
Unlike r****t, 4chan doesn't run jokes to the ground.

https://streamelements.com/bubb4bot/mediarequest
Songs for tonight

>>3784491
replace the fat ogre with a cute girl then yes

>>3784283
It's only codependency if it's emotionally the only thing you have going on. Codependency is when someone is unable to maintain their AT-Field without being in a relationship with a lover who feeds them validation and emotional nourishment. That anon just described something where two people lean on each other for different emotional needs, not that they can't exist without them.

>>3784444
Between 5-8K / week usually.

>>3784444
averaging around half, less for game streams, but she usually gets a pretty good amount for drawing streams at this time

Did Ame really say Fish Tank will be MONTHLY? That fucking sucks.

Ame is back...

I wish all you gentlemen a fine evening. Now if you don't mind, I've got a mouse to catch.

>>3784509
why call it a "podcast" instead of "broadcast" then?

>>3784508
My wives!

>>3784505
>deadbeats and chumbuds at the same time
awful

>>3784474
>le losange triste

>>3784491
you're forgetting the part where she's basically a stick, and probably makes more money than you do.

>twitch.tv
SHE SAID THE THING

>>3784526
lol good joke anon

"Irish Wristwatch"? Never heard of 'em.

>>3784372
Going nowhere Ayamefriend

>>3784509
holy mental gymnastics. just admit amelia made a mistake its not the end of the world

I know it's old but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9opriUmu0

>>3784518
>Octopus destination
i still dont know what they meant by that

Whoever put this song you're a cool guy

>>3784402
no longer my oshi/10
I have a strong disdain for bratty people

>>3784402
cute and comfy as usual/10
I was only able to catch the later end of it, but Ina was definitely really cute doing tongue twisters and talking about her home wear. I'll catch up on the vod while listening to supachat sunday.
irish wristwatch

>>3784402
That bump is ame finishing her stream right?

>>3784323
she said she herself didn't understand why it was called a podcast, but she just questioned her own ESL understanding of the word, nothing about why Ame went with that name

>>3784526

>>3784515
Codependency is objectively fucking based

Pastebin?

>>3784543
Why call it a broadcast when you could call it a broad ass?

Did I miss Error...?

Iris Wristwatch "The act of taking your cock and balls and wrapping them around your wrist"
Ina???

>>3784521
Hey I like just curious

>>3784474
They're both good songs you fucker.

>>3784544
Jerry is a WHORE

>>3784566
Sounds like a Metal Gear code name.

>>3784536
>>3784540
Interesting. But that's, of course, before Google and Cover's cuts
So she herself probably earns 1-3K from supas a week?

>>3784574
Yep

>>3784574
Yep

>>3784491
>Mori
>forgets to pay the bills
>slave to her job, never see her
>Kiara
>married to her cats
>will lock herself out of the house and call you at work to get her back in

It's just women, anon.

>>3784543
because apple has to brand everything

>>3784474
do you rike it?

>>3784564
INA AND YAGOO ARE IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP

>>3784323
>>3784274
She didn't
She asked chat why Ame called it that and that was chat's answer

>>3784543
that's the colloquial usage

>>3784609
>>3784610
Yepmind...

W chads ww@?

Hi, I'm new.
Is this the cutest vtuber?

>>3784526
DYRB

>>3784402
comfy/10
Love Ina's chatting streams, I also like how she's doing secret endings more often

>>3784491
Yes but the fat woman would be my adorable tiny oshi

>>3784526
You are a funny anon.

>>3784418
I feel like if it was someone from here it would be the video

very nice

>>3784587
no it just started
we're getting TWO Errors

>>3784600
Yeah but even lowballing she earns 9-12K USD from memberships alone considering a 30% cut. Members give her more money overall than SC.

>>3784630
no you aren't
yes she is

>>3784491
The difference is in the quality of the person, anon. Also, only Gura is that dirty out of the girls in EN.

>>3784372
I'm on a date with ame!

I WANT TO TASTE THIS RETARD’S SWEATY HOLES

I want to try an umaibo...

>>3784623
W's not my favorite series but it's still great. I still think Ame'd enjoy it if she ever watched it.

>>3784402
Why are takos the only ones who post number graphs? Someone explain

>>3784600
they take around 49.6666% of superchats so more then that.

>>3784491
Gura makes more money in a single kusoge stream than I make in two weeks before taxes and can provide for both of us. She can do whatever she wants around the house as long as she loves me and is true to me.

>>3784570

When the fuck is Ame gonna say nigger?

>>3784372
I LOVE YOU AYAMEFRIEND
i love how you post covers

I haven't heard spiral tones until now.

>>3784526
ANON'S BRAIN IS DEAD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

>>3784349

>>3784527
>ERROR into Country Roads HoloEN into Mogu Mogu
Jesas
>Hanezeve Caradhina
based
>METRIC - Lost Kitten
who here did it
>Risu + Gura Stay With Me
based

I fucking love this bitch
https://twitter.com/engvtubersooc/status/1394056379040665600?s=21

I'm still upset about how this song got fucking butchered, I was honestly looking forward to it.

IS THAT A FUCKING MALE IN MY BUBB4BOT!?

>>3784630
Yes.

>>3784666
Chumbuds and recently deadbeats do it too.

>>3784489
Same. I avoided it until now

>>3784613
apple didnt brand it, it was a journalist that wrote an article about the rise of online radio that invented it. he also threw out terms like audioblogging and guerillamedia

You can even hear how good Rikka would sound if they didn't have to overdo everything

>>3784475
One more day without Reine... I miss her...

>>3784655
You again?

>>3784679
Same, i like it

It feels like I'm seeing more jp in the chat then usual for Ame

>opening song for an otome
Kek

>>3784623
Right here!

>>3784402
i love Ina's thick girth

>>3784491
I also want to take care of them anon. The house would look way better than this

>Calls spiral tones an otomege opening
Holy kek Ame

>Ame calling spiral tones an otomege OP

How much is she going to cringe when Country Roads comes up? Will she react at all or just quietly mute it without telling us.

Even though Rikka has been overtuned to hell and back I still like his singing better than Mori's.

>>3784674
When will Kiara?
nigga doesn't count

Jesus they autotuned the shit out of Rikka in this song.

>>3784527
>To The Edge on guitar
>Not just fucking To The Edge

>>3784690
at least we don't have to listen to the astel/izuru cover

>>3784666
It's been a thing since before /vt/ anon. Though they don't numberfag with it so it isn't even a big deal.

>>3784685
Which one?

Why didn't they call the podcast Shark Tank?

>>3784731
>>3784732
Most of Rikka's songs absolutely sound like Otome game OPs, it might be intentional

I know Rikka is an android, but they didn't need to make him sound like one.

>>3784753
I wonder, anon. I really do.

>>3784731
>>3784732
it's the part that Rikka sings, very yaoish

>>3784702
Just listen to their live version if you want to hear how it should sound if they didn't mess with it.

>>3784616
WITH ME!

>>3784753
Because an Octopus will be in it too

>>3784717
Her outfit review was a huge boost for JP viewers and more fanart because people saw a different side of her that usually JP clipwatchers don't see.

>>3784666
Asian.

>>3784442

>>3784402
I love Ina more every time she streams!/Its always great to hear Ina talk about random stuff! I love her! Fuck life, I could only catch the last 20 minutes. Gotta go watch that now!

>>3784444
>>3784600
Fucking hell, pulling an old run of this shit out of the folders, but I put together that list months and months ago, and I assume it still holds up as a relatively decent measuring stick.
If you want their average hourly wage, take the figures in Column F and find 30% of it. Keep in mind this doesn't account for merchandising and memberships, so you can likely safely double the real figure.

>>3784527
>Gura Risu duet
oh fuck yeah

>Missed Ina's whole stream
At least I made it in time for most of Supa Sunday.

>>3784753
Because Ame wanted Ina to be a regular guest on it too. It was never meant to be only Gura or primarily Gura.

>>3784753
thats WE JUST GOT SUED LETS FUCKING GOOOO RTA anon

>>3784491
>no mentions of the ghost on the right

what do i name my chocobo in ffxiv

>>3784683
>>Risu + Gura Stay With Me
it's not going to be the good gura one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esMbZZyhs0M

>>3784666
Bragging about viewer retention

>Spiral Tone is an otomege where Mori's the MC
I'd play it
t. not a deadbeat

>>3784781
I did, that entire collab was pretty good. Still a shame the "official" version is like this.

Your Saturday night collab numbers. Is it what you expected?

>>3784526
when you run jokes to the ground so hard, it transforms in part of the culture of the site

>>3784812
KFP

>azki ERROR
>but with miomama's ukelele
kinda works?

>>3784734
Ame's part in Country Roads isn't even bad, but she's so self-conscious about her voice as it is so maybe.

>>3784755
He does have that kind of voice.

>>3784491
>in-unit washer/dryer, but laundry scattered all around the house
>crooked-ass pictures (taped?) on the wall
>dirt dishes on the COUCH
there are a lot of things wrong with this image and it has nothing to do with one person working while the other stays at home

>>3784812
chokigga

>>3784402
That's literally what my dick looks like.

Ame said she was drinking a Baja Blast

>>3784441
You could 100% consume a zatsu like Ina's with its limited visuals as a podcast.

Thank you for not being mad at me in the last thread /hlgg/. Well at least some of you weren't.

>>3784825
>Saturday night

Where were you when a box of foam lemons made a big impact on Ame?

i'm going to miss him

>>3784640
Cute

>>3784825
Yes, for an event collab that wasn't shilled on Reddit like Meme review, Ame did very well and crushed the Niji debuts as expected.

>>3784812
Takoboco

>>3784372
Right here Ayamefriend!

>>3784817
Not surprised, after all her two dates with the Deadbeats were taken straight out of a VN.

GEEKJACK HATE

>azki black
Who? Why not just put in Towa?

>>3784859
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANON

Would ame skip if someone added that NijiEN song?

I will forever curse the fact that I could only afford the keychain.

Someone please post emo songs on bubbabot...

>>3784825

>>3784859
What did you do?

>>3784812
Triarrow

Was Ina's unravel removed?

>>3784859
Shamiko watchalong with Ina when?

>>3784812
abayo

>>3784833
She sounds amazing in Pops on Rocks and still banned it and can't stand it. She can't ban the Country Roads cover tho, it would look kinda bad.

>>3784817
>Dwarf dating simulator.

>Confirmed big

>"alright guys one second" said amelia before muting herself
>a whimper as a small body smacked against the wall "SHUT THE FUCK UP GURA"
>"if you don't stop crying you aren't getting food next week either"
>"alright back. so sorry guys! was getting gura a bone. what? no i didn't give her a treat!" she glares at the still spasming shark "it was a scolding"

>The shirt I didn't get either, it was just... well y'know
Kiara...

kek ame didn't get the shirt

Ame wearing XL shirts as pajamas...

>>3784491
With the kind of money these girls make they could hire a maid to come in weekly. Besides, they're mega cute.

>>3784825
>check vod numbers for pekora minecraft expecting 1mil plus
>446k
Explain

>>3784372
I hate you so much.

>>3784904
yes

>>3784866
Pretty sure they're plastic and not foam since she wants to make lights out of them.

>>3784811
It's ogey. The ghost wears a suit and looks just as disgusted at this mess.

>>3784914
Holy shit, it fits both Mori and Kiara

>>3784867
When's he an heroing?

>>3784794
Choco got hit really hard last year, huh? Is she doing better this year? I've heard that theres much less banning going on now

https://twitter.com/NLO28636331/status/1394058040358313986?s=19
color

>They should send me a care package!

THINGS COVER SHOULD BUT WON'T DO FOR THEIR TALENTS

>>3784922
ANON NO PLS MY DICK

THEY PUT DRUGS IN THE UMAIBOS TO MAKE THE VTUBERS GAY

UMAI BALL IS LACED WITH DRUGS

Any holo...
half-life reps...
onegai....

BADGER BADGER BADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOOM

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

>>3784402
I love Ina so much. I don't remember much about this stream though besides
>Ina wanting to eat junk food
>Ina wearing skirts
>Ina wearing long dress shirts
>Ina's erotic bratty voice
>Ina getting excited about Pikamee and confessing to have purchased her clothing line
>Ina admitting to hoping for a Pikamee collab
>Ina tongue twisters and her cute lisp
>Ina's gushing about the Gurame podcast
>Ina's explanation of PIXIV and how it'll be available to the public as a VOD after it's done, but only participants can see it live
>Ina talking about Nabi-mama saying she'll collab with her soon too and segueing into how soft Nabi-mama is
>Ina's delicious flat chest
I probably missed things but just chatting like this is always a treasure. Not reading superchats or doing something else, but a dedicated zatsudan.

Comfy Ame and Comfy Mio zatsudans at the same time while /hlgg/ is being comfy and I'm comfortably sitting in my chair witha comfy plate of food. What a comfy day.

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

>>3784946
wtf why?

BADGER BADGER BADGER

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

>>3784812
Chocunny

A SNAKE A SNAKE

This takes me back

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

>>3784813
Perhaps but there's no mix of this performance and Risu so idk.
Shame though, her voice is notably more powerful in this version than it was in her older performance so it'd be able to match Risu's a bit better

*summons ten more caligula shitposters for tonight's collab*

>>3784963
Ina...

What is this song?

>>3784913
Does she ban anything that gets uploaded that is her singing something from like a karaoke?

>>3784612
>Mori
>slave to her job, never see her
Just flip the script, so there's a fat skeleton on the couch, and the caption says "I work 1-4 hours a Day & come home to this shit"

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

>>3784442

AAAAA SNAKE AAAAA SNAKE

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

>>3784600
about, but don't forget ads on video as well, though we don't know what kind of cut they get from them
I'm also relatively sure that Cover provides a base salary to all the holos as well as a sort of redistribution from their cuts

>>3784372
How does it feel to know that your oshi is a racist whore?

>>3784996
*not gonna be home for their pathetic SEAmanlet attempts at shitstirring.*

AME SHITTING ON COUNTRY ROADS AGAIN

>I think most people were not satisfied with [the Country Roads cover]
?

>>3785000
She won't go back to the first one...
not after THAT

Ame wasn't happy with the cover.

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGERBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

I hate (you)

THEY HATE IT

>>3785002
weebl

>>3785019
Coco and Kanata both made the salary sound pretty weak so I wouldn't be sure about redistribution.

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

>>3784812
C. Chocoboman

THEY FUCKING HATE IT

oh no, Ame don't look in the song list

>>3785002
Badger.

buenos dias
shes latinx

>EL GOSLING thank you
based spic

>>3785005
Yep, after the first time Pop on Rocks sneaked in. This is going to be the first time she hears herself on Bubbabot in months.

BASED

things Cover should do.txt.mp4.exe

oh great and now she gets to hear it again in 10 minutes

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Is Ame the most tech literate of them?

she HATES it

>We're gonna have more agency
THANK YOU

>>3785025
The girls anon

Kiara and Mori's voice was the least mixed properly so I'm not surprised they're the most passionately against it

>>3784971
first part was gaming talk about ffxiv and destiny, understandable if people skipped them

>>3784940
JPs only have 1 timezone to deal with, while EN is scattered. Thats why JP gets mogged on VOD views later - recent example: Gura getting 1M in the RE8 stream when Pekora never gets close to that in VODs.

>>3784922

>Bubba gets the food that was meant for Gura
>Gura gets Bubba's leftover dog food that he doesn't want anymore
>That's what she meant when she said she ate Kibble before

>>3785002
How don't you know badger badger badger?

>Handle it ourselves in the future
>Have more agency in the future
So they got fucked this time basically.

>>3785025
Calli and Kiara hated it

>Ame confirming what chimkin already said
>Noting Calli was 'passionate' about it, too
>They want more agency in the final product, 'even if they have to handle it themselves'
Jesas, they really ARE miffed about it, aren't they?

why does /hlgg/ hate discord?

YES AME! YES!

gura...

>>3784953
I think she has a heavier member base to make up for it compared to the typical percentages you'd see for other holos, so it should be fine. Hard to really internalize when you see all those numbers in big digits, but that amount is still not that bad for the part-time position it was for all the gens before HoloFantasy really changed Hololive from "part-time idols" to "full-time idols."

>>3784817
Fashioning Little Miss Lonesome is an otomege where the female MC is a complete autist sperg NEET instead of being a bland self insert and it was great fun, genuinely one of the funinest VNs I've ever played. I can only imagine a Mori led otomege would be similar.
One of the two romance options also happens to be a manlet

>>3785054
I KNEW I WASNT GOING SCHIZO WHEN I HEARD THAT

>More than... anyone else, I guess
She was so close to saying 'More than Cover'

MIXER HATE

>>3784859
You're a dumb cute akuma, anon. How could I be angry with you.

>>3785059
she's tech support for a reason, but it's not a very high bar

What is she talking about? Did something happen?

>>3785065
Oh I thought she was talking about the public opinion of the song 'cause it seems most people (outside of here) liked it

>the only people blindly defending the song are greys, even when literally every EN member has said the cover is shit

As much shit as I give (You) people, at least you'll never be greys.

COVER HATE

Holobros... I thought you said they weren't a threat to us...

>>3784812
Chocoball

>>3784963
Ask Anya to play the first one. She has no experience with those games anyway.

>>3785059
Her and Ina seem to be roughly the same, but Ame's been a specialized streamer for a lot longer so she's more proficient in that area.

>>3785081
>Things Cover should do.txt

I did like how scuffed it was. It wasn't forgettable.

>>3784491
Gura is cute and makes money she can do what she wants. She’s also very small so I can pick her up

>>3785059
By a long shot. Kiara and others have mentioned that Ame is the rescue squad for technical issues.

>>3785042
Well obviously Cover can't redistribute even the majority of their cut because they need to pay their staff as well, but based on my own pure speculation they probably at least get paid living wage so they can stream without getting stressed about rent/food

>>3784922
GIWTWM

>>3785112
Pomu is cute so it's okay.

>>3785054
>>3785090
>Ame sang some Spanish last week
>tried to speak Japanish the other day
>El Gosling
Interesting

>>3785059
No Ame is the least tech literate. This is why she's hosted so few collabs on her channel for example.

>>3785104
It says something when even when the girls hate it the bulk of fans will say it's great and god forbid you say otherwise.

>>3785083
because is full of trannies and doxxniggers, Discord in itself is good

>>3784737
“Nenes a nigger”

>>3785059
Ame = Ina > Gura > Kiara = Mori

Why is Cover so bad at covers?

>>3785059
In EN yes, but it does not mix well with her stubbornness and lazy/conservative "why fix what isn't broken" nature.

>>3785083
>He's not in /hlgg/cord already

>>3785112
Oh noooo. How could this happen.

>>3785081
that cover was absolute garbage but you wouldn't know by reading the comments.

>>3785112
You're not.

>>3785128
Oh thanks for reminding me, the fixed edition of that document would be fitting right about now.
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT:
>Help them organize schedules.
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Take advantage of the hundreds of popular games with open streaming licenses
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, work with them to find the problem and help fix it
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream such as games, accounts, payments for servers. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions.
>Teach them basic OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing.
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Use their prestige to hook their talent up with creatives who want to make things for them.
>Screen all fan-made content that the Holos want to feature.
>Reach out and connect the talent to merchandise producers so they can offer a range of products, some personalized to the Holo's taste
>Present concerts in a way that offers the best experience for both the idols and the fans
>Support the Holos with projects if they want to go above and beyond what's required, re-invest in the talent that made you money
THINGS COVER ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT:
>Leaves schedule management for the talents, resulting in multiple issues when things don't go to plan
>Use a messy system for collaborations, which results in long waiting periods and delays
>Refuses to use open streaming licensees until they can get explicit permission from the developers or publishers, further delaying stream concepts, as well as operating on a branch-by-branch permissions list, resulting in members of one branch having permission while others do not, without telling them
>Leave talents to their own devices, only seeming to check in if the talent's conditions have already had a negative effect in some way, when it could be prevented and fixed much earlier
>Outside of the initial iPhone and software, they don't provide a computer setup that would enable the streamer to operate at their peak. This has resulted in setbacks for multiple Holos in their debut period as internet and hardware issues handicap their streams until they can be fixed
>Seem to allow multiple issues to persist across multiple streams, when support staff getting involved would help resolve said issues much faster (such as talents playing through OBS, resulting in delayed feedback, making the talents frustrated and harming the stream experience for both them and the viewers)
>Very little OPSEC, which has allowed for multiple incidents to occur where talents are harassed by antis who follow them from their past lives
>Slow to act, and multiple antis have popped up after getting banned to keep going under new accounts. They need to be more aggressive on this front
>Throw their talents into the water headfirst, leaving them to stumble into the lessons firsthand, when these issues could have been easily avoided
>Have consistently had issues with support staff, resulting in multiple needing to be either reprimanded or fired after they cause issues for the talent
>Prefer to focus on the "tech company" aspect, leaving the talent to make their own connections if they want anything to be done
>Have allowed multiple fan-works to slip through the cracks with issues, resulting in problems for the talent such as traced emotes or harmful messages hidden in retweeted fanart
>Slow to develop any merchendising contacts, Holos have been limited to voice packs, small pillows and acrylic stands, with only small exceptions as of late, as well as having management veto some of the talent's ideas on "character" basis
>Stubbornly stick to the live viewing model, resulting in multiple concerts where restrictions force them to simply stream footage of the venue screen online, resulting in much flatter visuals than intended
>Require the Holos to personally invest in projects, while also holding them to strict standards of what can and can't be done without informing them before they start working on said projects.

Ame...what?

>>3785083
Filled with people who if they'd died from the wuhan coof, no one would've cried.

>>3785112
Wrong thread is fish even going to debut today?

>>3785081
>>3785078
This was recorded for gura's 1m. They probably wanted to hold a celebration stream but cover being >muh 1000-folded company nixed everything

>>3785104
On YT yeah, but quite a few people on reddit shit on it too.

>Ame basically confirming Cover are incompetent hacks who don't let the talent handle things and then fuck it up
COVER HATE
HoloEN forming their own Vtuber agency fucking when?

>>3785112
why do takos hate ame?

>>3785112
Fuck off
i like Pomu and Dragon

>>3785112
>First stream vs a fucking Superchat thank you

Please try harder.

Realistically speaking, how do you seduce and marry a vtuber? Do you need to treat her like a normal girl or especially treat her for being a vtuber?

Wouldn't it be funny if Ame skipped Lost Kitten?

>>3785059
Of the ENs? Yes. Of the holos? Not by a long shot.

>>3785130
It was a grand throwback to the ultra cringe days of early HoloEN. A time capsule filled with nostalgia, even.

A friendly reminder that my oshi is a PPPPPT
Pretty Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together

>>3785112
fairy is cute hope she can collab with Ina

>>3785059
I think it's Ame>Ina>>>>>Kiara>>Calli>Gura

>>3785059
Ina is just as good but lets Ame have the spotlight since she has no other talent

>>3785148
He is membering right after Ame telling a story about her dream with Ryan Gosling in it.

It's funny how none of the ENs seem to think the quality of the cover was up to their standards but there were idiots here fucking screaming because some anons didn't like it that much.

>>3785163
Damn I didn't know Ame was Republican.

>>3785083
Amecord? Full of homobeggars.

>>3785112
Ame sounds so sad right now looking at her numbers. Just listen to her, i can tell in her voice shes dying inside, at any moment she'll go in a racist tirade against NijiEn, screenshot me.

>>3785112
>intro stream barely beating a superchat reading
Holy fuck NijiEN is dead on arrival.

>>3785059
No but shes the most financially illiterate

Mori liked a random coco superchat reading tweet, she is signalling to us fellow schizos, cocollab is on the horizon

>>3785195
I will follow Anya's advice and become 2D for her. I will marry her.

>>3785081
I don't blame them. Ina sang like one line, Ame was autotuned so much it didn't even sound like her, and Kiara sounded horrible yet also loud enough to almost completely drown out Mori's voice. Plus it was some stupid as hell trap remix and the music was STILL LOUDER THAN THE VOCALS, HOLY SHIT HOW IS THIS CONSTANTLY A PROBLEM

>>3785195
give her a box of chocolates in the shape of an akasupa

>>3785151
Anon, just through the props alone she's the most proficient OBS performer of the group. And she did stuff like kiara's opening.

>>3785059
Ina is literally better but they keep asking Ame instead for some unholy reason. And I say this as a Teamate.

>>3785083
Same issue as Twitch - the service isn't that bad, it's just infested with faggots.

>>3785151
No, that's because her internet has been shit until two months ago. You can't call her tech illiterate when she has the most creative elements in her streams not just in EN but Hololive as a whole. Half the shit she does in OBS I've never seen anywhere else.

>>3785078
>So we made this cover for you and you didn't like it?
>Fine. Fine. Do your own covers then.
>"But we already do that..."

>>3785212
>alligator sissypenis
gay

>>3784232
Does ame sound cuter than usual? she seems to.

>>3785078
Kiara said they had no involvement with the song beyond recording the lyrics and when they heard the finished product they were not allowed to re-record.

>>3785154
unfunny zoomers too

>>3785193
Second stream, bro. It's a fucking zatsudan, not exactly buff material

>>3785169
I understand people want to support their oshis. And honestly, the 'hype' factor can skew your perspective.