/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>37974879
This is what happens when you try to give tech tips to Gura

>>37974879
He's done isn't he?

I don't have to, he's literally me

Was getting suspended part of his plan?

>>37974879
whether he's innocent or not one thing is for certain, the tempiss preferrential treatment is gone. And for good

>>37974879
2 weeks suspension for fucking some shark cunny? Idk man, looks worth to me

>>37975274
unironically yes. He did this for you. Male collabs will never be allowed ever again because of him. He is your hero and you hate him for it

>>37974879
>retard.
he pulled a lelouch to bring a new era of cbdct on starsEN he's a fucking genius

>>37975684
forgive me Nowa sama for doubt of you

>>37975057
He wanted to help Gura, little did he know she wanted her pc to stay broken

>>37975684

>>37975684
In that case, is he like the Jesus Christ of male vtubers then?

Wait, what's the newest rrat?

>>37975684
Holy based

>>37974879
You mean raping the women and calling management a bunch of niggers? Based.

>>37974879
>retard
>single handedly managed to void Holo collabs thus starting us into a new era of true and raw brotubing
/MANS/chads, we just keep winning!

>>37975057
>>37975669
>>37975914
????? please elaborate what the fuck

>>37974879
>permanently damage relations between holomems and holostars
>now we get only CGDCT and brotubers separately, which is superior to collabs
I kneel

>>37975057
>tech tips in exchange for her letting him put some tip in

>>37974879

>>37975684
The hero that hololive needed but HoloPro EN didn't deserve.

>>37976541
It's not mere coincidence that Gura stops streaming and a week later Vesper gets a suspension.
>a week later
Yeah, he had a really tight hold on the shark's cunny. Coincidentally, Vesper will resume his activities the same week as Gura

>>37976541
While giving Magni a reacharound, he told Gura how to fix her PC so she could do her job. Instead of letting her loathsome ass get exposed, management let Gura slide and banned Vesper from ever speaking to anime women again.

Vesper tends to toe over the line of boundaries, that's just his natural eagerness at play.
Gave Gura unsolicited advice on how to fix her computer, genuinely thought he was helping
Gura got creeped out, told management
Management told Vesper to knock it off, Vesper who doesn't believe he did anything wrong, stands up for himself
Massive argument between management and Vesper, two egos colliding, ends up with Vesper banned for 2 weeks

>>37977535
where did this rrat come from? so many people are saying it like its the truth

>>37977707
From here. Truth is nobody knows and anything you read is someone making up whatever they feel like.

>>37977707
they made it up

>>37975358
Never underestimate the faggotry going on behind the scenes

>>37977707
In lieu of facts anons will make shit up

>>37977707
Fanfic, the girls fans really hope they got raped for some reason

>>37974879
My man Vesper didnt do nothing wrong, he's just doing the only thing he know to do, the management man be keeping him down.

>>37977535
That will show him. Know your place green slime.

>>37977707
>he stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>37978203
Only Kronii

>>37977707
/MANS/ fags are desperate to spin the first international branch suspenson in Hololive and the first suspension for internal reasons as some variation of “he was just too based”.

>>37974879

>>37978010
he pissed the gooks off, even the faggot EN management kneel to them

>>37977707
>mysourceisthatimadeitthefuckup.webm

>>37978203
Holokeks were the cucks all along? No wonder given how much they project their BBC fetish on Enna

>>37980397
I thought she liked white dudes?

So Sexual harassment got swept under the rug?
vee tee will believe enything

>>37976746
My sweet burger king
I can't wait for his return and I will love him even more

>>37980397
Every 'fan' on this board is a cuck faggot which is why they imagine the nerdist, possible bisexual 40 year old streamer and IT guy is actually chad who can benchpress his Ferrari on the way to the gym and his dick is long enough he can fuck gura and kronii at the same time.

Vesper is in a weird spot where they LOATH him because he interacts (or is adjacent to) their oshi, but also somehow self-insert as his pathetic nerdy ass. Hated because he is too similar to them, they imagine in some universe they could have been the nasally dweeb to steal Kronii's heart. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>37981421
I thought he was in his early 30s

>>37975684
Uncle...I kneel...

So nothing's going to happen to him I'm guessing? The blue guy even joked about it.

>>37981580
>>37981421
I thought he was 36 or 37

>>37977707
Where do you think we are? They're all rats, you retard.

>>37981421
>Every fan on this board is a cuck faggot
>Me who's so autistic about EN Lore that I want to fix it because whoever wrote it should be fired.

>>37977535
I...I believe it

>>37976541
tempiss cope and headcanon

>>37981808
If what he said as an orc is true, he should be 36 turning 37 in like 3 months ish

>>37980797
That was Millie who said she would never get with a Filipino dude.

I liked this guy in the beginning because I thought he was an older, more mature guy. But turns out he's just another retard.

>>37976541
He purposely caused Gura's computer to crash and then told her he can help fix her computer in person, asking for her address.

>>37982981
Anyone can go retarded when it comes to getting cunny

>>37983169
>Used his IT wizardry to get hold Gura's PC for ransom
>He will release her and allow her to stream only if she agrees to a "very special off-collab"
>Cover is too incompetent to fix Gura's PC so they just suspend Vesper and hope he lets go on his own
>Now here we are

Why are you talking about yourself?

>>37975274
OF COURSHE

>>37974879
he is old please understand

>>37974879
Vesper is too headstrong and honest for Cover. He complains about the bloated corporate bureaucracy and the insane amount of paperwork in detail with the expectation that they would fix it which gets him an idol break from management. He refuses to take a radio silent idol break because he doesn't want to lie to his fans which is why Cover had to give him a public suspension.

I doubt that he did anything wrong but his sense of values clashes with a Japanese corporation that expects employees to obey orders and to lie when they are told to lie. Cover's controlling attitude bothers several of the holoEN talents and the more independent streamers seem to have the hardest time with it.

>>37987339
I never understood this part of the company
>Hire people to stream
>have managers tell your talents to not stream too much
>don't let them do any fun stuff
>make everything an absolute chore
If you're a guy, I see no reason for you to join Cover specifically unless you're an actual fan of the holostars brand, and even then you'll probably be better off having a go at being indie instead. Like it just seems so fucking retarded. Even Ame said how she'll throw ideas and only like a year after it will come to happen when management gets to it. A year. A year to six months for one idea that involves some dumb VR chat shit. A FUCKING YEAR. Cover is a joke, they got lucky Hololive brought them in so much fucking cash because it certainly wasn't because of their outstanding management team.

>>37977707
>>37977535
women only react like that to men who are ugly as sin. Nice to know that even in the world of vtubing, these male vtuber dorks are still at the bottom of the social ladder with everyone here.

>>37987738
You just made me rethink my application, huh

>>37977707
funposting > doomposting

>>37988623
>THAT'S RIGHT HE'S NOT HOTTER THAN ME
>I WIN
But do you really, since he can talk to your oshit?

>>37975057
They had sex
Then management stepped in and suspended both of them
Gura will start streaming once Vesper returns

>>37977707
1. Its more entertaining to make Vesper into a meme.
2. Watching the guys streams he was a constant blabbermouth and in his late 30s with an IT background so him getting into it with the management makes sense.
3. Vesper and Gura have been absent for the same general period of time humans naturally form relations even where they are none.

>>37974879
I'd rather imagine being in him

I like these kind of fun posting than the drama and doom one.

>>37975684
>Altare had wanted to drop females since the wheel of Kronii, but didn't want to get even more hate.
>Vesper, being a good friend and the member with the best reputation, takes the bullet and calls Mori a stupid wigger.
>She goes apeshit and tells management alongside the rest of EN, and now none of the girls want to talk to them.
>Altare is now pushing the "no females" policy as hard as he can for Vesper's return.
Prepare for the new cgdct/cbdct era. No collabs, and both fanbases never interact either. I'm not taking my meds.

>>37993922
Altare was Vesper's Suzaku?

>>37993922
sounds like what people fucking expected starsEN to be like in the fucking first place and not nijiEN shittery. the fact cover willingly was undergoing Nijisanjification for real tells you just how astoundingly shitty EN management is, how little it cares about the core structure and approach that got JP and pre-Tempus EN its success etc. one of the most-annoying things in life is seeing people who fucking don't belong in a position royally fuck it up. in fact that's usually how royals got exected and monarchies overthrown, when the leadership isn't serving the people.

>>37994439
Tempiss and EN management execution when?

>>37994439
Why do you make it sound like the JPs never collabed?

>>37995348
because 95% of them have never even talked about starsJP and like 90% of the collabs are Fubuki trying to shill them because she's a complete corporate stooge.

>>37987738
>>have managers tell your talents to not stream too much
Are you talking the 2 hour stream cap they had early on? I thought that was meant to ease them into vtubing and not have them dash out into the deep end right away and do marathon streams right after debut and 6 months later be burnt out.

>>37995703
after the Sana debacle "preventing burnout" officially doesn't fucking exist. if someone had crap motivation then having them slow-walk it doesn't fix it. what it was, was that the algo favors shorter vids for new channels. that's all.

>>37995421
Yeah, instead they collab with niji males

>>37996005
Interesting.

>>37995348
>Like 3 JP Holos collab
>All of them are professional
>All of the stars have collabed but only a few collab regularly
>Most of them are group collabs
>Out of the 13 members only 2 of them are Holofans, and they fucking do BFE
Tempus and HoloEN case would be the same if Mori and Kronii didn't stir up drama.

>>37994664
Soon, Gura and Ina are being transferred to JP branch right now

>>37996171
There aren't any rules about collabing with males, it's up to the individuals.
Fubuki and Matuli collabed quite often with the homos, Subaru had some collabs with that dude from niji, etc

JPs also collabed with a lot of other vtubers outside of hololive until management got weird about it (see Pomu/Kiara). Seems like management is more relaxed about that again.
Literally no reason to have some drama about this shit unless you listen to some SJW tier faggotry/outcry

>>37996432
Only thing ina is being transferred to a morgue lmao

>>37978836
Stop projecting your own feelings just because you think Vesper is cute. It isn't based since getting slapped down is the expected consequence to mouthing off to your manager at a Japanese company. If you have to self-own as hard as Vesper did to stand up for yourself meaninglessly the based thing is to move on and ignore the fucker. Even if this rrat is true it means Vesper got too mad and seethed a bit too close to the sun.

>>37975057
>tempus boy sends Gura an innocent DM just trying to be helpful
>Gura starts hyperventilating, blows her rape whistle and tries to get them fired
I know it's just a rrat but I could honestly see this happening.

>>37997852
The real rrat is how gura is returning right about the aame time as vesper
They both got 2 weeks
They had sex

>>37998053
And she's pregnant.

>>37977707
It was revealed to me on the great Astral Autism Plane

>>37987738
Lets be real. The reason to join is the money. Unless you are truly exceptional you aren't gonna pull hololive numbers as a indy, its just not going to happen.

>>37980797
I genuinely don't think she likes anyone or anything except Millie and Elira

>>37997852
>rape whistle
It was one of these numbers. Maybe multiple.

>>37975684

>>37998770
I want to join Holostars to interact with the Japanese. They're the only Vtuber Corp that has a primarily Japanese/English audience...
...but Cover will need to learn how to deal with white men. They CAN keep hiring legume boys but if you keep pushing off the ideas of a man and doing nothing, he's going to take the lead. That's just the way it is. Seethe all you want management. It won't change nature.

>>37996171
>if Mori and Kronii didn't stir up drama.
Why did you purposely leave out Ame, teamate?

>>37975072
yes anon, but pls for your sanity don't comeback to this shithole after Friday

>>37980397
???
idk who this enna person is but sounds pretty racist

>>37975684
Nowa oji.....

>>37995421
Axel didn't know much about the jp senpais but he did collab with them a lot.
Vesper on the other hand is doing his japanese reps and has been a huge fan of the stars before that.
Magni can't japanese. Altare tries but still not that hard.

>>37994439
Do you people ever read what you write?
It's the most grandiose sounding shit over a fucking streaming company. Is this what people meam by take your meds?

>>37974879
I don't need to imagine he's literally me

>>38000604
Tell that to the people who valiantly defend Cover and shit their pants in rage over people dare to question the qualities and worth of these anime streamer girls. They're the ones who care too fucking much.

At the very least Cover employees should fucking care about this more than any of us. It's their fucking job to.

>>37977707
I like the one about him flipping to random managers for losing XCOM perms

>>37974879
management cant handle the banter and sperged out.

>>37975684
thank you for your service.

>>37974879
what actually happened, did he send a picture of his micropenis to one of the hololive girls?

>>37975684
4 - D C H E S S

>>37981261
go to bed, hjonk.

>>37976541
I love this board. In the course of 3 days the story went from

>Vesper was a nice idiot and brought in niji member into the hololive zomboid server violating privacy policy

to

>Vesper sent his manager a meme that was too dank

to

>Vesper told Callie to lay off the lean you stupid wigger

to

>When management asked he rectify his behavior he responded with "Your Grandaddy was in Nanking."

to

>He at the sharkfin soup and took the blow for it

>vesper and gura have constant little spats
>this turns ugly when gura calls him a stinky, old man coasting off his handsome, angular avatar
>other people start to notice and management puts their foot down
>they both get time off to go to a joint training camp
>at first they clash irl, but throughout the bonding exercises, like dancing together or having to survive in the wilderness they grow closer
>gura admits to herself that she likes old man smell and especially this old man's smell
>vesper gets over his cute aggression
>during their last day at the log cabin vesper built for the two, it happens
>gura slips on one of the floor burgers she made 3 days ago
>she fully expects to fall, but there is vesper, her oji-san in smelly clothing, who catches her
>their eyes meet and a moment is all it takes for the cooperation drills to finally take hold
>the walls around their hearts come down and their lips meet
>far away from any civilization, communication or "fans", the two experience true love
>with a wet sound, their mouth seperate, both smiling
>"you taste like old man" gura teases
>"oh you little... I will have to do some correcting around here it seems"
>"oh nyoo..."
>when a few hours later omega arrives to pick up the two quarreling vtubers, xhe doesn't expect that xir's wildest dreams would come true
>the cabin absolutely reeks of salty coins, milk and fish
>gura is lying on the floor nursing what looks to be a baby bump, but upon further inspection is revealed to be a lot of semen cramped into her tiny womb
>vesper is packing the couple's belongings, knowing they'll have to leave their love nest soon
>"it seems the plan worked better than expected" omega raised xir's hand in greeting
>gura grunted in approval
>"yeah, but YWNBAW" vesper wasnt pulling any punches after having emptied his entire ballsack into the shark cunny
>gura chuckles at this, while cum farts out of her ruined pussy
>"v-very funny haha, but we gotta get back, your returns have been announced"
>both look at each other and gura pipes up
>"alright omegatranny, but our first streams will be a secret off-collab, I will be sitting on his dick, getting bred while the chumcucks watch, none the wiser. HOO CHA"
>omega can do nothing but gives xir's silent approval, especially with vesper in the room and ready to correct xir
>gura gets up and a sloshing sound can be heard as gallons of cum move around in her fertile womb
>she pecks vesper on the lips and helps him organize their clothes while humming country roads and giggling with her ojisan husband
>omega can do nothing, much like the viewers, but get hard and squirt inside xir's panties at this display of genuine love and care

>>37999075
They are trying to memory hole that Ame was singing duet song with Altare karaoke clip, the one that brought haters to him. And then she proceed to wash her hands clean leaving Altare the one taking the blame.

>>38003204
Holy fucking shit dude

the vesper saga is just the "kaoru impregnated miko" for /vt/ zoomer newfaggot retards

>>37974879
Gura's soon-to-be husband.

>>38006504
Don't deflect like this, 35cuck.

>>38006504
why do people keep spreading that false flag. He fucked Korone.

>>37981421
but he rides a bike! that's totally the kind of exercise musclebound chads do and not the workout of a fat woman afraid of disintegrating their knees if they run

>>38006610
your newfag is showing. go back to /vt/

>>37997852
>Gura starts hyperventilating, blows her rape whistle and tries to get them fired
She has a license to carry, like a good southern girl. He tried, but ended up giving head to the pistol barrel; shitting his pants, while she said, "Oh nyo." A shame she didn't pull the trigger.

>>37977707
gura told me last night in bed

>>37997852
>Gura starts hyperventilating, blows her rape whistle and tries to get them fired
Gura needs no such whistle when she has a license to carry, like a good southern girl. He tried, but ended up giving head to the pistol barrel; shitting his pants, while she said, "Oh nyo."
JP, not understanding 'Hold your ground' laws, reprimanded both. Making Gura wish she pulled the trigger. Why I love Gura.

>>38006612
desu I've never seen a fat person riding a bike
they're usually skinny, not muscular but not fat either

>>38008800
>they're usually skinny, not muscular but not fat either
That's what the homeless crackheads use for transportation. Why more prevalent now.

>>37975057
He gave the tip alright.

>>38008800
you've never set foot inside a gym, all the fatties take the exercise bikes

>>38010303
Can fatties biking for 8h to their friend places tho ? Not anyone is fat and ugly American faggot

>>38000604
anime girls playing minecraft is serious business, anon

This place is an actual asylum.

>>38010632
Vesperger is though

>>37999018
The manager FEARS the white man

>>38008522
Vesper assuredly owns a gun moreso than Gawr Gura.

>>38003204
>>"it seems the plan worked better than expected" omega raised xir's hand in greeting
>>"yeah, but YWNBAW" vesper wasnt pulling any punches after having emptied his entire ballsack into the shark cunny

>>37994200
i fucking hate suzaku
everybody fucking hates suzaku
including suzaku

>>37974879
Don't bully him too hard.
this were his last words on stream before getting suspended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXI6WJHs-Po&t=3879s

>>37974879
huh?

>>38003204
Amazing, write a sequel where Omegas Korean ftm girlbussy gets filled up by another Tempus member

>>38003204
I thought the xhe/xir was funny, but then I read, "yeah, but YWNBAW"
Simply amazing. Can't wait for the sequel.

>none of the girls he collabed with mentioned if he's ok or not
The girls are so fast to suck his dick when the boys are the fresh new hot toys now but they're scattered off already once he yabbed not even half a year in, so much for unity kek

>>38015226
>the wagie experience 2022

>>38015226
>my favorite character is the 30yo wagie character who clocks out on time because he's DONE with this shit
>that character dies
OH NO NO NO NO

>>38008522
>like a good southern girl.
She isn't one though.

>>37987738
Cover is restricting how much they stream because they are panicking about their EN girls all being burnt out. The obvious truth is that the EN girls are taking so many breaks because they don’t enjoy streaming anymore. Sana quit because she realized she didn’t enjoy the job. Gura and Ina are sick of it too. Kiara is a drama whore who is in it for the money and spends all her time going on vacations now. EN is gonna collapse at this rate.

>>38015226
"The only thing we have to lose is our shackles, put the pedal to the metal"

Last thing Noir-ojisan did was make a "Talent freedom, accelerate" joke in his stream title. Godspeed you beautiful bastard

>>38015226
Disappointing take. Sometimes you have to go above and beyond for your job, every job is like that. The more high value your job is, especially in entertainment, sometimes the more you have to do. "No don't give a 120% effort" If you don't push yourself past 100% how do you expect to grow and get better?

>>38027057
It is physically impossible to give beyond 100%

>>38025253
Amazing how the EN girls are burnt out when they have less to do than the JP girls.

>>38020958
Not their jurisdiction. I wouldn't expect tempus to comment when the girls go on break or suspension either.

That being said, Axel might do it anyway considering he is a bit doodoo brained.

Spoonfeed me please, cant scroll up

>>38027253
I strongly disagree.

>>38028118
You should try disagreeing even stronger, it might change my opinion.

>>38028304
You should try a sport and learn to give more than you think you got.

>>38027057
Grow and get better at working a soulless IT job at some random noname company? Might as well just enjoy the rest of your life and see your job as the thing that pays for it.

>>38028615
You can take pride in your own work even if you are a replaceable cog in a cog making factory.

>>38031242
Yea if you're a brainwashed wagie cuck

>>38002995
They're all real btw