/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Next stream is more than 24 hours away...

>>3822412
thread exclusive pixel fan art for (you) Concern dads....

>>3822412
>earlythreadcoupon.png

>>3822537
its an honest mistake,she changed the time slot..,

>>3822638
By two hours anon, not 26.

nigger

>>3822412
Please don't call her a nigger this time

>>3822791
>last tweet 6h ago
It ain't her.

>straight up asking her dads how often they masturbate to her
this kusogaki and her daily yab machine is gonna be the death of me I swear

Beatani playing Koikatsu with her own model when?

>MU ENGLISH ROCKS!
kek

Have you done your hand reps to Beatani?
How many times?
Just looking at her r-18 art?

>>3822912
I feel like I can tell her anything. She really is a professional groomer.

>>3822912
Her Excel sheet grows...

>>3823243
None. Her R-18 are too tame for my taste I guess.

>>3823243
6 or 7 times so far

>>3823243
Haven't actually gone all the way through with reps but the art did get me horny.

kitaaa! i've been waiting for this thread all day

>>3822912
I was hesitant to reply, but it's my public twitter I use with more normie friends, a bit too risky

>>3823690
I made a new twitter account just for this bear and I didn't reply her reps' tweet because I'm just too shy

a thought came to me dads
one day years from now beatani will stumble upon an old photo of her, back when she had silver hair and bear ears still, and reflect upon this time in her life. it would have be ages since she was last known as kumagai chisato and will probably tear up at the fond memories she made with everyone she called dad from around the world as they come flooding back to her. all the laughter and fun will come flooding back to her and she'll break down
then i'll walk into the room and console my dear wife

>>3823243
twice...
how horny was she to ask a question like that...

>>3822912
Her excel sheet is actually dads she wants to fuck. She's actually a mesugaki, its all a trick and you're falling for it.

>>3823803
it's around time for her mating season, judging by the teasing yesterday

>>3823768
You can do it dad! Let Beatani know how much you want to breed her. It's the right thing to do.

>>3823243
no, I just genuinely enjoy her content and want her to succeed. also it feels weird to jerk off to someone that actually knows you even if it's only as viewer #1520 or whatever. Guess I coulda said as much on twitter but even acknowledging that question felt awkward, nevermind that I can never read women and I don't know if she'd take that as a compliment or an insult.

>>3823821
>Her excel sheet is actually dads she wants to fuck.
BEATANI GLOBAL TOUR IKZ

>>3823794
only a gosling fag would think like that. The real end game is beatani gets abducted by the greyings and their UFOs. deal with it.

>>3822412
I like it when she says Nya!

>Your favorite moment

>>3823243
I did once, but I'm not saying that on twitter. What do you expect Bea? For everyone to see I jerk off and to what?

Funny enough, it's not the first time I experience a vtuber asking me unprompted how/to what I jack off... I guess everyone is curious about people they interact with

>>3822412
DADS! what do we do if wife gives birth and the baby comes out grey?

Am I retarded for actually considering getting a gekkan mu t-shirt now after having watched that zatsudan?

I was the one that initially suggested Recettear and I'm glad Bea loves the game so far.
I hope she gets to play VA-11 HALL-A as well, I think it may work pretty well with her tendency of turning every stream into a zatsudan, plus Jill, alcohol and fetishes.

>>3823968
>aaaaaaaaah...
>*cracks open a cold one*
>*loud slurp*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...

>>3824035
>I hope she gets to play VA-11 HALL-A as well
I'd like that, but I don't think heavy story games are a good idea

>>3824035
VA-11 HALL sounds good desu, i never played it but i know it has good soundtrack

>>3824035
VA-11 HALL-A is cringe

I want her to play Yomawari I think she would like the art style and it's a cute relaxing but creepy game

>>3823927
She visits oil balons first, sorry remote kids.

Greys are banned.

I wonder if she'd get along with this other JP that came to /vt/.

>>3824035
I'd rather she do LISA than VA-11 HALL-A

You ARE a sprout, right?

>>3824106
>>3824124
the duality of men

>>3824124
I know, it's great for Bea.

I think her ADHD really benefits the streams, they never get boring because of it.

>>3824035
>>3824124
>>3824156
know any good games that would fit beatani's theme, i think playing games from the 2000s during the xp era would go well

>>3823451
She's on Twitter RIGHT NOW. Don't miss out on being added to a list! Speak now or forever hold your peace!

>>3824196
My seed is sprouting inside Bea.

>>3824179
yuduki?

>>3824035
I liked it when I played it but I'm not sure how well VNs work as stream content honestly (and frankly if I was gonna shill her a VN I'd rather she play 428, that's an 11/10.)

>>3824232
Tsukihime

>>3824251
Did she give a name yet? I'm talking about >>3760556

>>3824246
your seed is not strong enough to take on a grey giga chad's seed, you'd get btfo

>>3824232
You are obviously talking about the original Zoo Tycoon.

>>3824232
I can't think of any on the spot but she should play Spore since she liked CHKN.

>>3823243
It never came to my mind. Jesus fuck, at this point I'm not sure anymore, whether she just tries to groom coomer audience or whether those are genuine thirsty cherry-chan vibes she gives of. My bet is on the latter.

>>3824232
Maybe her playing a game from the worms series (a 3d worms game would be better, I think) could be fun. Perhaps with people from chat

>>3824328
we need some good old 2000s games to meme on lol

>>3824246
>>3824284
fools i injected my semen directly into her womb

>>3824374
>Not transplanting yourself into her womb
ngmi

>>3824374
What's the point of it without the sex?

>>3824280
oh , that girl hasnt given a name et.
[spoier]a japanese vtuber by the name of yuduki rai came to vt/ as well a while back inspired by beatani probably[/spoiler]

>>3824267
VNs are a true test of a streamer's charisma. You can have someone :
>Flipping through the dialogue, sometimes not even saying anything, merely nodding along
>Or riffing the fuck out of the entire game, making their own inside jokes, etc.

I've played 428, seen another full playthrough, and god I'd watch it again if beatani picked it up. Another 50 hours of my life down the drain...

>>3824368
sims 2

>>3824374
the grey giga chad's semem is very muscular

>>3823243
Yes.
Lost count.
I don't need art to imagine.

>>3824409
she cannot leave once she has my baby and we can have sex forever

>>3823243
I did handreps to other stuff while her stream was on in the background

gonna draw something nice for beatani soon

>>3823243
I do it almost everyday. The RFA fanart is just too powerful

I don't know if my dumb old head can possibly keep all these Beas in one place. Watching how she operates is like seeing a shark in action. She's out for blood!

>>3824460
if the baby comes out grey, might as well put a gun in your mouth

>>3824280
i was talking about yuduki rai who is a japanese indie vtuber who also came here.

>>3823243
Many times a day almost exclusively to Beatani since the first few ones were made. There was a time when I researched recettear art since it was brought up on stream
I don't do it when she is streaming because that would be weird. That includes the RFA streams. It would be too weird.

>>3824529
I've never done my hand reps to her
and 99.9999999% of the time, I don't even consider it an option
but good lord the first time I saw that, let's just say Hellfire was playing in my head

>>3824549
At least limit yourself to once a day

>>3824078
>>3824267
I'm 100% sure she won't really get invested in the story, and that's fine. I think the game OST, flow and dumb dialogue will work her zatsudans if she ever feels like dumping more Taiyaki lore

>>3823243
You wouldn't want to hear it.

Eurodads...

>>3824687
owned
beatani belongs to america

>professional groomer

>>3824687
I'm gonna have to plan my own streaming reps around this bear's schedule, damn it

>>3824196
No... I'm worse..

>>3824760
ask bea if she can stream euro timezone on a specific day

>>3824579
>Hellfire
You. Poetic. Bastard.

Poorfag here. Where can I get Recettear for free?

>>3824757
Bea works at a sex hotline, that's why the idea of Discord sex and the whole ear licking thing picked her attention, because that what she does everyday offstream.

>>3824871
piracy

>>3824871
internet

>>3824588
I can't. I am addicted to Beatani. All other vtubers are boring compared to her. I am attached to her.

>>3824871
ovagames .com

>>3824961
>>3824971
cringe

>>3825007
based

>Choking while mating press...
at least one of you dads has dangerously based fetishes

>>3823821
>I'm definitely on the list
BASED

>>3825142
New fanart?

Remember dads,

>>3825237
Do what?

>>3825290
hand reps

>>3825290
your reps

Is this it? Am I going to be shamed for being a vanillafag? What a disturbing world we live in.

>>3825290
Your 日本語 reps.

>>3825369
Cute girls is vanilla though.

>>3825369
Beatani is a certified freak, you can never satisfy like that

meat toilet bear

yandere bear

I don't follow Bea on Twitter, I could gladly share my experience with her otherwise.

>>3825761
hot
damn lucky bastard

I often wonder if I am capable of satisfying Beatani. I'm not really into crossdressing or pegging. Can dick alone be enough?

>>3825814
Lucky? I'm terrified

I like how the avatar is a complete mismatch with the topic at hand.

>>3822638
She did it for h***** san. It worked

>>3825901
Her picture matched her previous bio. Now that she changed it to professional groomer she might need a new one.

>>3825849
You don't get her, she says all that but she actually wants to be put in her place

>>3825761
>they thought the excel spreadsheet was just a meme

This groomer/erp arc is kind of cringe.

>>3826002
I really hope it didn't, it's gotta be embarrassing to just be one of ~3000 viewers and have an offhand comment make someone change their entire schedule

>>3826138
Yeah

I want to do dirty things to Beatani's body

Her replies feel like a honeypot to get more people to open up about their reps to her.

>>3826138
I like it

>>3826138
I'm just observing where this is going with curiosity.

>>3826168
What kind of info she would gather next?

>>3826332
Vocaroo recordings

>>3826332
Dick size

>>3826332
Latitude and altitude

>Leaves for a bit and come back to find a /yah/ thread with 100+ posts and Beatani woke up
BEATANI! Don't make me get my belt.

I dont watch beatani for sex, but I'm enjoying the entertainment and engaging in the discussion.

This arc sure is eventful

>>3824953
Plausible rrat

>>3826168
I never reply to those posts for that reason. I'll continue to be a blank slate.

>She says that she isn't grooming her viewers
>Proceeds to ask them on twitter if they fap to her and how often

If she doesn't reply to your response, it means she doesn't want to fuck you. Sorry dads I don't make the rules.

>>3826332
talking about that, I just realized my real name is on the breakfast contest list

>>3826427
>not replying to your daughter when she asks you a serious question

>>3826148
The 7 am jst streams were because of him. I'm not sure about the 9 am streams though. It's not really a big deal and it means she doesn't have to get up as early.

>>3826442
>Asked to for head pats on stream
>Everyone does it without hesitation as she laughs her ass off
>Tries to play ignorant and says WE are grooming her instead
Too. fucking. powerful.

>>3826168
Did you miss when she changed her bio to "professional groomer"?

>>3826511
No, they weren't, and you have it backwards. 9am JST is better for me too

Everyone go home, the match has been decided.

Hoped we would get some funny Beatani/X-files fanart because of the dead alien ghost magazine but, I guess we are full-on in the masturbation arc now.

>>3826486
>she probably has multiple dad's real names from streamlabs

i kneel

>>3826593
She has mine for the letter, I know it's worth it but it felt weird giving all this info to her.

>>3826593
It's okay, I get her real name in exchange when I donate too. it's 熊谷ちさと KumagaiChisato

>>3826580
if you're willing to settle for a sketch I might do something now that you mention it

>>3826636
AHHHH LUCKY BASTARD DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>3826593
I finally did what I said I wouldn't do and used it give her money during the birthday stream. I'm an idiot...

>>3826593
>>3826638
what can be the worst thing that can happen if she knows our names and email addresses?

>>3826684
Sounds great.

>>3826593
You are just funposting, right?

>>3826738
Worst thing: she'll look you up on social media
But nothing else

>>3826546
Based daughter spitting on the face of the wvt community.

>>3826576
i will not let it end here i will get her to come to america and have fun with me

Would she actually be able to get my name from superchat or membership payments or would it just show up as a payment from google?

In the 3k subs there really is a real life greyling amongst us....

>>3827059
there are reasons why you dont pay with your real card anon

>>3827059
I think in the case of superchat and membership she only sees the username, and gets the payment from google. Google has to take a percentage, after all

>>3826684
>>3826758
tried doing something but quickly remembered I know literally nothing about the x-files besides the theme song so I'm gonna tap out and let someone that actually knows what they're doing (preferably a real drawfag, or at least someone competent with photoshop) do it instead, sorry

>>3827094
What card do you pay with?

>>3827161
not a job for zoomers, someone older and really based for that task.

All this talk of doxxing and names made me do some ego searching to make sure I'm covered. My fucking address shows up with my name but it's impossible to find a picture of me anywhere. So I guess that's ok...right?

>>3826593
I sent my birthday submissions through the only address I bother to check. She can easily find me on LinkedIn or ResearchGate. Grow a pair, she's just a dumb NEET.

bea if youre reading this there is a team 17 sale on steam right now so you should go buy a copy of worms, doesnt matter which one.

>>3827236
maybe....but you can never hide from the greylings

>>3827236
It's over for you, anon

>>3827272
worms armageddon is kino but I'm not sure how it can make a good streaming game

>>3827161
I should have asked for a Beatani and Alex Jones meme then, lol.

>>3827300
Can't she play with us somehow?

>>3827312
Sure, tho it's like amongus then. Some people like that, some don't.

>>3827236
I got people posting pictures of my family on 4chan so I don't really have much to lose anymore to beatani, she can take what she wants

>>3827300
>but I'm not sure how it can make a good streaming game
I saw a pretty good one a week or two ago but it only really worked because of the banter between the two playing it, I don't think it'd work if it was just someone with chat (or in singleplayer)

>>3827360
How do you end in that situation?

>>3827377
Vtubers played it?

>>3827300
That game came out before I was born.

>>3827377
worms seems like it needs to be played co-op or something

>>3827396
Stop making me feel old, I played it near its release when I was 10

>>3827391
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5I1FRlz_08

Why did you make a thread?
Are you retarded?

what about the PS2/GC/XBOX games from the 2000s

>>3823243
It has been a daily thing since I started watching her. The R-18 art and Koikatsu model are good, but her voice in the RFA stream is god tier

>>3827390
Once some people decide to hate you here they're gonna search everything they can on the internet to harm you, always get good OPsec even if you think you're drama-free, you never know when it's gonna happen

>>3827264
>ResearchGate
Dr. Cellchama...

Where have you lot been getting your commissions from? I have had a idea for a short Beatani strip that is greater than my ability.

>>3827532
all that time and energy wasted on a low hanging fruit when they can't go after actual criminals and stuff

>>3823243
After today, I'm going to go steady with Beatani!

>>3827551
The one I got was from a good friend of mine. She's talented, but recommending her feels like nepotism.
I guess you can browse skeb until you find an artstyle you like.

Ahhhhhh I need Beatani ryona Ahhhhhh

>>3827622
Anonymous liked your reply

>>3827622
なでなで

>>3827396
Same and I'm >>3827272
I grew up playing Worms 3D

>>3824757
Beatani is a net gamer on the internet.

>>3827655
I played Worms 3D as well, when I was older. Not as good as the OG worms, but still had some fun.

Are there any Crusader Kings like games she could play?
I want to see how many bastards she would sire.

>>3823243
Yes
4 times
just r-18

>>3827622
cute!

CUTE!

i want to make beatani addicted to my dick

https://poal.me/9aal78
vote

>>3827917
hi beatani marry me

>>3827917
Everyone voting no is literally a concernfag.

おいしそう

>>3827917
first she should play alone to learn how to play
and how to build

>woke up
>check the new /yah
>doxxing, x-files, namedropping
>back to sleep

>>3826787
>never bothered to update Facebook location after I moved halfway across the country 2 years ago
>haven't posted on real Twitter in years
>haven't logged in to OkCupid in probably 10 years
looks like I'm safe

I think her trying to bant a risuna about stuff on his real profile would be cute though.

>>3828046
at least shitpost a little more before you leave

>>3827917
Yes but either offstream server or member only playing with viewers stream after playing alone on normal stream.

>>3827886
that won't happen when the greylings can mind control you to suck ur own dick instead. You gonna need a thicker tin foil hat.

>>3827986
no, I just think minecraft is cringe

>>3827630
Cheers, having a browse thru Skeb now. Shame I'll need to make a twitter for it but looks good

>>3827464
Stop it, Bea.

>>3822912
Is that from a members-only stream or smth?

>>3827917
I don't even know if her PC could handle a multiplayer Minecraft server while she's streaming

>>3827551
Pandaclip drew a lot of lolis, and very talented for drawing uuooh pose
https://twitter.com/Ikazu401?s=20

>>3827917
>18/27 yes
fucking zoomers

>>3828247
twitter

>>3822412
yo dads, i think may have a solution to the greys. we need to bring in the Men In Black. Fuck those greylings

>>3828275
minecraft is a fun game
stupid boomers

>>3828308
Minecraft was made by boomers you retard.

>>3827986
Absolutely wrong. Autismcraft is cringe and for trannies and autists.

>>3828352
and?

>>3828247
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1394283478967996420

>>3828275
I got minecraft when it was fucking released, and only recently re-discovered how fun it is
Imagine not thinking that playing legos with your daughter is a worthwhile activity

>>3828389
and boomers are stupid therefore Minecraft is stupid

>>3828107
>>3828388
If a game about placing blocks really offends you I think you might be the ones with autism...

>>3828308
>stupid boomers
I played that shit when it was in beta and it was boring then
I even tried playing it for the first time in a decade a few months ago and it was still as boring
game exists for autists and while I am an autist I'm not the kind that can spend 50000000 hours building some gay structure
it might be interesting to see her visit the /vt/ server though

>>3827917
yes yes yes yes my dream

>>3828445
you see! even this boomer gets it

>>3828267
new pc coming soon confirmed on twatter

>>3828388
I'm an autist and minecraft is my life

>>3828446
Not those anons and it doesn't offend me but my old laptop was too potato to play it and playing it on a tablet gave me nausea so I stopped, also just watching other people play it is boring as fuck. Way too much grinding and buildup.

>>3828449
you have autism not because you dont enjoy minecraft but because you dont enjoy other people enjoying minecraft

Only autistic groomers want minecraft.

>>3828580
>you have such engineering skill for your age

>>3828555
nah man that's just you having the typical zoomer fag taste complex

Any multiplayer game where users can pin down each other?
>inb4 WWE

>>3828644
KEK

>>3828555
Pfahahaha, fucking idiot.

>>3828668
Gang beasts.

>>3828446
Not liking something doesn't mean one is offended.
Already outed yourself. Go back to /wyt/

>>3828446
Anon...your autism is really spilling everywhere, did your schizo medicine ran out? Your about to ruin this thread and be a faggot trademark.

>>3828660
it's okay to dislike games anon but could you at least dial the autism down to a three?

>>3827917
I think it might be ok to have as a thing in the background. Everyone can log on at any time, so there's no need for her to stream it. Just treat it like Twitter but with blocks.

>>3828270
Thanks for the rec, a good artist, but considering I am after someone to draw Beatani kidnapping a Dad, cutting his dick off and using it on herself whilst he screams and bleeds, perhaps not the right artist for the job.

>>3828799
Discord with blocks is more accurate.

>>3828668
Fire Pro Wrestling.

New poal
https://poal.me/gxhfmy

>>3828831
>but considering I am after someone to draw Beatani kidnapping a Dad, cutting his dick off and using it on herself whilst he screams and bleeds
Whatever artist you find, tell him/her to hurry the fuck up.

>>3828786
Minecraft has the worst backseaters.

>>3828910
The answer is pro-smash bros autists.

>>3828831
https://twitter.com/nagsume/status/1394037853659746316

Think this is the same guy who won the competition so he would probably draw guro

>>3828910
Look man, I just want other games than minecraft. I wouldn't be butthurt about it, but I'd rather her choose some other game.

am I retarded or does she keep changing her stream dates

>>3828275
I wouldn't call minecraft a zoomer game at all, quite the opposite, it was all the rages in 2010 for people who knew enough to setup servers and later caught on in modding communities

>>3826593
oh fuck
good thing I have separate twitter and youtube otherwise she could blackmail me into letting her RIDE my tied with carbon fibers COCK that can't let blood or cum out so she can FUCK ME all night and then cut lines and release MASSIVE load of semen into her VAGINA that would overflow and throw her like a flood into ceiling
that was my last hornypost ones after that in this and latter threads are oficially cringe

>>3829148
She keeps changing them.

>>3829232
they line up perfectly with my weekend right now so I won't complain until she changes them again

>>3828831
In awe at this level of degeneracy

Is there a game that's either dated badly or unintentionally racist against the japanese she could play?
One that would make her laugh and make the viewers cringe.

>>3827917
I'm ready to unleash my minecraft autism anytime
I did it for Polka, I'll do it for Beatani!

>>3829475
nice job anon. I want to be your resources gathering nigger

>>3828449
I've bought this right when the alpha was released and paypal blocked notch account because it was suspicious;
I've played minecraft ever since, for more than 10 years, never got bored of it, always things to do, to explore, updates to discover, mods to use and create, it became the biggest speedrunning game recently aswell, there's infinite things to do with this game, it's insane.

>>3829475
Good work; don't know how people actually do this

>>3829439
she could play that one propaganda game made by the terrorist group that did the sarin gas attacks
no, that's a real thing, google it

>>3829175
This coombrain has been completely saturated.
No longer any sense; his brain, mush.
This is the danger of bear cunny.
Unsubscribe NOW!

>>3829475
that looks amazing, good work anon
>>3829549
I'm stuck in this cycle of playing way too much minecraft, getting burnt out and stopping, only to do it again a few months later

>>3828449
Minecraft is boring? It's just a block game?
You guys have no fucking idea what your're talking about. But I do.

I was playing Infiniminer before Minecraft existed.
I played Minecraft in the browser version of their website back in 2009. I bought it the first day of Alpha in 2010 and created a server when there was no mobs and dropping your tools would repair them. I've played every day for 10 years. I have 8 different game folders for the differents specific modded versions. I was part of the bukkit project and followed its fall.
I've used every relevant mod and RLcraft is like baby play. I can speedrun while using Nocubes mod.
Did I say speedruns? Yeah, I know all the different routes for each major version and follow the scene everyday. Yes that include the door-jump golem trick and the garfield speedrun.
I went to every single Minecon and talked to Jeb. I've comforted Notch on twitter when he vented his loneliness.
I use the most advanced building tools, know every single worldedit command by heart and can generate perlin noise terrain in a few seconds. I have a note of more than 300 different brush patterns for it. I've used every single setting of schematica/litematica included the non-transparency one.
I've built every single farm possible in survival on multiple different servers and an optimized 256 villagers city mall automatically fed by a breeder. I've turned a friendly server into a capitalist economy run one with emerald prices for every service, banks & loans with interest.
I've bet every notable minecraft server out there, I run bots on 2b2t and I'm prestige 4 Shaman on Hypixel Mega walls. I've composed minecraft musics for years and got multiple songs in Hypixel games on top of being among their noteblock contest winners.
There isn't a major Minecraft youtuber I'm not following, I wrote a script that use the Youtube API to get audio transcription text and run a semantic algorithm to get the most recurring topics and feed the most relevant parts to text-to-speech so I can learn it all while I sleep.

The beatani server will be the ideal outlet of creativity, I will dedicate my life to it.

>>3829578
Heard about that a good while ago actually. Doubt she'd play it, though

>>3828275
I saw zombko play minecraft in her server and I think it would be pretty fun

>>3829682
Ogey.

Fuck I just want to drill Bea raw and force her to leglock me through mere induced state of evolutionarily pressure to conceive, just to betray nature the next morning by sliding a morning pill on her breakfast leaving for some cigarettes afterwards

>>3829605
then who was sign

>>3828430
Beatani took my vtuber rep cherry

https://streamable.com/y28be3

>>3829682
not gonna lie - sounds pretty based if true

>>3829903

>>3829903
>>3829475
shut up z**

>>3829903
extremely based redstone autist

>>3829903
based and autism pilled

>>3829903
>https://streamable.com/y28be3
ok first this is fuckin amazing!

and second how fuckin good are you in mincraft to be able to do that?

>>3829903
S-Sugoi

>>3829605
STOP

PREVENT YOUR DEATH!
GROOM NO FURTHER.

FACT: More than 300 groomers, including professional groomers, have died to bears just like this one.

FACT: You needed training to coom. You need groomer training and groomer equipment to groom.

FACT: Without groomer training and groomer equipment, groomers can die here

FACT: It CAN happen to (YOU)!

THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT THIS BEAR WORTH DYING FOR!
DO NOT GROOM BEYOND THIS POINT

A Groomer Safety Message From:

DYRBI / BDA-YAH / RISUNA

I put far too much thought into this

>>3829903
Actually amazing

>>3830183
RiP my sides

>>3830183
>THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT THIS BEAR WORTH DYING FOR!
That's where you're wrong

>>3827551
>>3828132
If you start using Twitter proper and start following artists you like, Skeb should show you if they already have a Skeb account or when they create one.

i think i'm actually being groomed can't think about anything but beatani all day

>>3824232
Emily is away.

>>3827917
I voted no because I feel like Beatani would abandon it fairly quickly. Beatani seems to switch between games a lot. If it was made it would probably follow the typical pattern of being active for a week and then dying out.

>>3824232
Soundless is a psychological horror VN that was released in 2017. One of my absolute favorites, not very well-known. However the interface is tiny as shit on purpose, exactly like what you'd expect from something released in early 2000. I feel like she could appreciate it.

I'm taking a break from updating the chat analysis & donation calculator, but I was left wondering if something around $8.5K translated to yen, earned in the two or more months since she was able to monetize her content, is enough to stream as a full time job.

>>3830183
>Groomer training
Lurking /wvt/
>Groomer equipment
A copy of Super Smash Bros. for WiiU

>>3830575
It's a little early and we don't know exactly how much her monthly expenses are but that's pretty good if she can keep it up

>>3830575
Depends on how much actually gets to her. If this 8.5k dollars you're talking about is what she's getting then yes. If not, you'll have to see how much google and streamlabs is taking first and see what's left

>>3830183
>You needed training to coom
I want bea to train me to coom!

>>3830575
Any estimate on how much was made from the sprout uprising?

>>3830064
I built a similar thing for Ina bgm under the tako village of /vt/craft
short video : https://streamable.com/10r6el

>>3830736
Pretty good, though how are all of you good at minecraft, I don't get it. Minecraft can barely hold my interest

>>3830736
Stop showing off zia

>>3830736
Nice, this stuff is cool to see.

>>3830725
I have no clue about what determines the variance in membership costs across different countries. Last time I checked it was all over the place. Apparently ARS and mexicanons have it easy.

>>3830875
I like sandbox games, creative games, games where you chose what you do instead of having one specific predetermined goal like Halo 2 or Batman: Arkham City. Different people like different kind of game.

Why is her keyboard more expensive than the rest of the PC?

If dads want to princess carry Beatani in Minecraft so bad, why don't you just put in the work now and then invite her to the server to show her your efforts? Just waiting around for her to take the initiative seems like a bad idea if you are really that interested in the idea.

>>3830575
I wouldn't try exterpolating the data. I would worry more about growing / maintaining her fanbase than about her finances.

>>3831195
>I would worry more about growing / maintaining her fanbase than about her finances.
how are we going to make sure that Bea dads multiply above population replacement levels

>>3830575
She doesn't have a civil servant job, right?
RIGHT???

I fapped a bit when she did JOI on the first RFA stream, did she do that again?

>>3831318
Anon, I know what your thinking and it doesn't matter because she can treat this as a hobby and isn't signed up with a company. Vtubing is not considered a real job by the Japanese establishment.

>>3831309
boipucci nakadashi in the missionary position

>>3831367
>JOI
the absolute state of dads

>>3831195
Agreed, I think just having a rough idea is good enough, so I think my next efforts are better spent on pulling similar stats like the anon that did the graph of returning chatters.
An anon caught flak yesterday for appearing like he was shilling for /wvt/, but he did bring up a good point about the influx of newcomers, or current lack thereof. On the other hand, there seemed to be new names around during the Binding of Isaac stream yesterday.

>>3831367
if telling risunas to hump their floors is JOI, then yes

>>3831491
when she started saying FASTER FASTER I couldnt hold myself anon

>>3831367
Not unless you count her telling us to rub our dicks on the floor JOI. Also, if you couldn't finish to the RFA JOI, try pausing the video and imagine she's still talking in your head worked for me.

>>3831367
I started when she began to impersonate us dads.

>>3830996
>different people like different kinds of games
I know, but I mean that a lot of people seem to be able to get into minecraft including friends of mine, but I just can't, that's all

>>3830064
>how fuckin good are you in mincraft to be able to do that?
It's ... a bunch of redstone repeaters in essentially a straight line which are all set to the same delay.
A redstone repeater sends out a signal a certain amount of time after it receives a signal.
A bunch of noteboxes are tee'd off of the line of repeaters. A notebox is set to a note, and plays that note when it receives a signal.

It only looks complicated because it is packed into a tight space.

Sims stream with Beatani, Chihiro, Risuna-chan, homeless dad and Niku Dog.

>>3829475
>>3829682
>>3830736
No offense but from what I understand and see from those post, you guys seem to be architect faggots that get too excited about chubas building in minecraft. For us folks here we find that part boring, think about it placing blocks to make huge intricate structures for 2 hours straight is tedious and boring. We rather play creative sandbox games with goal progression. I've seen Indie Jap vtubers like Highping monaca play Valheim where viewers get to join in, that shit was a blast!

>>3829682
Just so you know, this is a pasta, retard dads.

>>3831829
Sims stream would be fun. Can already imagine her uuoooohhhhhposting the instant she finds the woohoo command.

>>3832026
I was actually the one to write it initially on /hlgg/ and posted it here again because it felt relevant.
Good times.

>>3831972
you sound like a faggot who doesn't like nonograms

Does anybody elses dick also become erect upon hearing her BGM?

You are not immune to Beatani.

I think a minecraft stream might end up like the drawing one. She is going to concentrate so much in building that there is going to a lot of dead air.

>>3832347
I think the opposite, with her ADHD she's going to be like Gura and fail to concentrate on any project in particular and just go on tangents and wander off.

>>3832060
nice...empty rebutal

>>3832204
I KNOW

>>3832204
Where should I seek help?

>>3832814
why contain it?

>>3830183
I spent entirely too goddamn long on this

>>3832915
great work anon
now all we need is Bea head on that grim ripper and it's golden

>>3832915
s-sugoi

>>3832915
BASED

>>3832347
>>3832396
samefagging huh? cancel your internet provider take your meds schizo

>>3832915
Nice work

>>3833227
what

>>3832915
s-sasuga autism

>>3832915
Absolutely stellar

Is Bea an SCP?

>>3833227
Meds onegai

>>3832814
It's too late. The seed has already been planted.
Come, walk with us a while longer before the end.

>>3832915
great work!
could you duplicate the text layer and apply gaussian blur? it would match the blurriness in the og

>>3833473
not that anon but I think the minecraft autists need more meds

>>3832980
I knew I forgot something

>>3833811
kek
perfect

>>3833811
10/10

>>3833811
Quality

>>3833227
Anon, I'm not saying your little blocks game is bad or boring. I just think it wouldn't make for a interesting stream with Beatani.

>>3833811
lol

>>3833811
Based

>>3833811
This is where it's at anon, Good shit.

>>3833811
oh shit I was hoping someone would do the "." separator rather than the slashes in the lower left, but I forgot to specify that

>>3833620
please don't ask me for any more tweaks

>>3829903
>two beats missing from the end

>>3834337
Perfection.

>>3833637
This is a no meds thread

>>3834337
Great edits overall, anon

>>3834532
Bruh... its time for a Neuralyzer for you greyfags.

I like that Bea's lore expands in the most unpredictable ways.

>>3835434
I like that Bea expands in the most unpredictable ways.

>>3835576
Architects...

Beatani, I previously responded "no" to your question on twitter earlier, but now i'm gonna do some hand reps thinking about you doing desk reps. I've resisted enough

I want to be the corner of Beatani's desk...

>1. buy a desk which have corner
i'm sure bea has things on XP Hill she can make do with instead of having to buy a whole desk
I mean she only needs one corner, right? she could probably make do with her guitar

300+ posts, 65 IPs, page 7
sasuga early nonstream /yah

>>3836222
Or probably needs an actual decent desk and now she's at it, hopefully with corners.

shelf

>>3836222
Can't she just sit on her amp, nopan, and start playing?

>>3836147
thank you

>>3836325
Cool numbers but what are you trying to say with that? 5 post per poster seems normal, and "page 7" has no meaning whatsoever

>>3836575
bea?

Balons please tell me her cup size.

>>3836714
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3836714
no

>>3836714
10 oz/295.7 ml

>>3836714
10 oz, the imperial standard.

>>3836575
sus

How about helping Bea with things she can use for her reps?
>Pillow on bed
>Shower head

>>3837648
a knife

>>3837648
my face

>>3837648
Don't worry, I already sent a silicone cast of my chinchin to her address.

>>3837648
Limbs of the deficit kind

>>3837648
local remote kid

I want to win your panties as a prize Beatani. Then I can do my reps.

>>3837943
Shipping must've been cheap

>>3837883
NO

>>3837648
Cucumber in a condom. She can go ahead and use all the condoms, when I get there we won't need them.

>>3837648
A bottle

>>3838107
Cheeky cunt

>>3837648
Me.

>>3837943
Should have just made a benis.dwg

>>3837883
Always down, not across.

Brb, buying a plane ticket to Tokyo so I can walk into her apartment, shove all that shit off her desk and fuck the 25 years of sexual frustration out of that bear.

>>3823243
Only once during her RFA stream. I had to finish on another website after the stream though. I'll never fucking admit to it when she asks.

>>3838502
Calm down, that contest hasn't even begun.

This whole thing with the contests, the Twitter questions and the Excel (spread)sheets make it clearly obvious that this whole Beatani vtuber arc is just a meta contest to pick her husband.

>>3824232
I don't remember much about this game except I played it as a kid and got stuck and never finished it

>>3839169
The streamer and the audience are datamining each other.

>>3839169
Just let the fools compete, and then beat the winner to death.

You fools! You will regret it if you continue down this path.

do i have to constantly check on her twit and replies before a stream?

>>3839899
yea she usually streams from the bathtub on twitcasting before streams

>>3839169
Good luck to all the chad dads out there. It's a shame I'm too autistic to interact with her and she'll never know I exist.

>>3839357
>Just let the fools compete, and then beat the winner to death.
Beatani is afraid of strong guys.

>>3840110
And what is she going to do with them?

>>3840110
I will win by treachery rather than strength. Of course if you're strong enough Bea's opinion of you doesn't matter.

Why am I constantly refreshing her Twitter ugh....

>>3840344
Yandere dad?

>>3838502
im rooting for you dad!

>>3837648
A game of monopoly.

Fools, the only winning move is not to play.

>>3837648
McGraw-Hill's Conversational American English: The Illustrated Guide to Everyday Expressions of American English.

>>3830683
Streamlabs doesn't charge a fee. Youtube charges ~30% fee on superchats. There is also a small currency exchange fee of about 2% from foreign currencies.

I know I've got brain problems because I'm letting a twitter reply eat at me when she probably didn't even think about it twice when she sent it

>>3834337

>>3840757
join the club man

It has got to be addicting to have dozens of people waiting to instantly react to whatever you Tweet and make thread after thread discussing you.

>>3840639
I see. So one would need to see how much of that 8.5k is streamlabs and how much is superchats and try to see how much money she's left with (including memberships of course). This does bring up the question though: why would anyone use superchats when they could just use streamlabs and not pay a fee. From what I've seen on this thread, superchats seem more private, but I somehow doubt that this is the reason. Of course, I could be wrong

>>3840579
are you sure about that?

>>3840973
Not all countries can use streamlabs but it is objectively better for the streamer. The only advantages to giving Susan her cut is ease of privacy and the floating message in chat. If someone has enough autism to crunch the numbers I am slightly curious but not enough to do it myself.

>>3840973
At least half the people who have ever superchatted (not to beatani, just in general) do so for attention and validation, so the big brightly colored box floating in chat means a lot to some.

>>3841438
This is the sad truth of the matter. All we can do is encourage people to use streamlabs by explaining how much money gets lost, but if people insist on superchats there is really nothing we can do, better than nothing.

>>3840085
I feel you invisible dad.