/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

REMOVE TRANSACTION COOLDOWN
TAX THE TOP 50

THIS TENSHI is fucking cute.
BUT ALSO IT'S GOING TO THE MOON FAGGOTS STRAP IN 7K IS NO DREAM

>>3849773
Stop shit posting with Towa.

Don't buy Towa

I'm liquidating some Gura to pump this shit to 7k hop in early boys

>>3849817
are you just shitposting with tenshi? have some respect and buy a coin

>>3849845
selling some mikochi as we speak

>>3849773
Back to the gulag with you

>>3849817
Real heimins wouldn't say that

>>3849722
Shouldn't we shill the update in the OP though?

Always sell Towa

Selling some coins for the kanata moon! LETS GOOOOOO

>>3849880
if someone makes engaging OP pictures shilling the update we can use them for the next threads sure

when that red number goes up we have traitors

how high can we get him? I think we already got him to overtake honk

>>3850020
she will adjust backwards...

>>3850101
Sheep-posting hands wrote this post

>>3850101
Yeah if she adjust downwards I'll just buy it up again

more where this came from

Become Towa!

>>3850174
Hey, that's the same people I'm liquidating to buy more kanata as well.

>>3850252
gee and I was wondering why my networth goes down this substancially... FUCK

I just noticed he changed back

>>3850372
Why doesn't this faggot have his wallet public? It should be required for the top 25 to have public wallets. Don't hide your shame, fags.

>>3850372
I noticed 2 days ago but didn't want to mention it to not come off as a shizo, so far no appearance on any oshiboards though plus he hid his wallet and made 400k since last week.

I'm going to be financially ruined if Kanata doesn't get pumped higher when the burgers wake up

>>3850613
I hope you do

13 places already, also Purchase Power Tenshi is back in the top 100

none of them seem awake.

I wish I had some PPT right now, just so I could sell it.

I can't believe you retards have pumped her nearly 1k already

>>3850683
that's really the beauty of this play, nobody has fucking PPT lying around

>>3850613
I just checked, yfp has 41 tenshis, anyone know his active times?

>>3850716
>anyone know his active times?
Read the SEC reports, he doesn't fucking sleep.

>>3850726
wouldn't he already be selling then? some 1st place he is

>>3850716
Hey
>>3850726
I really should be considering I have lecture in 6 hours

>>3850746
the MOBILE SITE WHEN poster was YOU all along!

>>3850737
You're implying that kanata is going back down, anon.

>>3850737
I started the pump for fun
>>3850761
That was not me but I would appreciate a nicer mobile site

>>3850795
I shall make the rich richer if it means I have fun and maybe get some scraps, have my Shuriken

>>3850831
I've accepted that I'll probably lose money on this since it has a high chance of dumping when I'm asleep but it would be pretty interesting if Kanata's new baseline is higher than when the pump started by a significant amount. Anything over the amount of shares I bought*15 would be a win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muounEjAlo0

don't forget Kanatan's stream, touching Danchou's fat knockers is on the line if she gets them all right, 6 mistakes and she'll get a punishment game and puke live on camera

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

Everyone except Kanata is flat, even if they're streaming today. I hate you all.

Buying 10 ppt for the cause. Fuck profit. For the pump!

>>3850871
I'm very interested if you can just Gura-fy any stock. This would have to go on for days though and I fear we have paper ha---

>>3850903
just a cheaper one for us, hold the line

>>3850878
THIS tenshi just said live on stream, if she succeeds she'll make another stream where she reviews Noel's booba for us all to hear.

>>3850954
Buying 20 ppt now! Best financial suicide ever

>>3850932
Actually from what I heard Kanata's supposed to have a duet cover coming out soon so even if it adjust slightly if the baseline holds and the news comes out people will buy in regardless of the price

>>3850991
I heard the same, and even if this goes down a bit, the current adjustments can NOT withstand the current level of pump.
Also after next divvies, 5,6k will be just the normal price or some dumb shit.

>>3850878
15 prefectures guessed, Japanese in chat seem to still point out nothing.

>>3850991
SHE WILL ADJUST DOWN

>>3851059
the more coins we pump into this tenshi the slower the price will go up after a plunge which makes us hold even more Kanata, talk about a positive feedback loop

>>3851059
Sub one million subscriber channels usually dont get adjusted down by significant amounts except when weird shit happens like unprivated videos

DUMP ALL YOUR AYAME! TODAY THE WHORE SUFFERS A HEAVY DOWNWARD TREND

god, my ppt mpp is 5.3k. all for milkies

>16k live viewers
Looks like were going sideways

>>3850878
30/47 so far, chat says it looks good
she might just fucking do it

>>3851213
count on archive-bros who see OPPAI in the title.

>>3851216
I FUCKING BELIEVE IN YOU KANATA!

doing my part. I'm down to $13.55 liquid. I WILL hold.

Everyone smart is dumping Ayame into the ground right now

>>3851320
already sold my 5

here's the map

>>3851351
so far she got all of them correct if she doesn't fuck up BUY BUY BUY

>>3851368
ONLY YAMAGUCHI LEFT HOLY SHIT THE SUSPENSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>20k viewers
the power of milk is indeed powerful

>>3851213
only going up like her stock

One interesting thing is that Kanata's volatility has barely moved at all. She's still going up by 14.60 a coin

SHE DID IT?

>>3851549
this whole pump is just 70 coins.

SHE FAILED DUMP HER BEFORE SHE TANKS

>>3851563
she remembered Yamaguchi which she forgot, she took Saga and Miyazaki out for whatever reason, those were correct.
It's all about those two now HOLY FUCK THE SUSPENSE

PUT DOWN MIYAZAKI ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3851695
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS!

SHE FAILED SELL SELL SELL

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHE DID IT!

BLEW IT OUT OF THE WATER

>OPPAI DES~
she sound so happy

>>3851799
wouldn't you?

>3D Collab
Kanatan don't get over yourself we're playing with virtual money here

>>3851817
so kanata sucky sucky noel milkies asmr when?

Only homosexuals like oppai, flat chests is where its at

you guys pumped kanatan up $1400 over the past 5 hours, if anything, the stock is gonna go down

>>3851867
why not both, faggot

I'm going to bed, don't dump kanata

9/14

>>3851915
roughly 10 more Kanatas from all of us until the CEO of Kanata rises into the Top 100

I bought Noel instead, hope this helps.

>>3852058
Are you deaf? In one ear?

>>3852146
Just blinded by oppai.

>>3852046
tapped out at 12, ran out of money. no one dump kanata please

>>3852327
same here, $1,6k left

>>3852327
>ran out of money
well, looks like it's a time to dump

>>3852058
Some people deserve to be poor

PPT? Why are you dropping?

I have no idea what's going on here but you should probably swap PPT for ENEN.

>>3853465
hey that's the game Warabe played yesterday, collab fucking when already?

>>3849817
Bought Towa AND Kanata.
Sending both angels to the moon!

>>3853367
Don't tell me that you really thought it wasn't just a scam to get rich richer?

>>3854024
STOP
BUYING
TOWA

>>3854161
god I want to fondle Inas tentakos.

Just brought ayame, what do I do now?

>>3854360
where did you bring her?
if it's just a typo, $ROPE

>>3854360
Spend the next 10 minutes thinking about why you're the way you are, then sell her and move on.

>>3854360
Now sell it before she drops more on next adjustment

kinda impressive how the oshiboard for Kanata did not move a single coin yet

>>3854540
The Council is not fooled by base shenanigans of the people.

>Kanata hit 6100
What's wrong with you people

>>3854879
They're just trying to put the angel back in heaven, anon.

>>3854879
You can't stop it

>>3854909
>be filthy rich and known for it
>initiate a pump, announce it casually in the thread
>pump for quite a while
>"yo I'm off 'sleeping' don't dump pls okay"
>this holds for 2-3 cycles
>panic selling begins

>thanks to panic selling, collect your gains at adjustment without having to fear a flatline or even a dip

did we get played?

>>3855005
>did we get played?
why do you even ask?

You were all too busy jerking each other off over the obvious PPT bait to notice Shion had announced a stream.

>>3855161
joke's on you I'm kneedeep in Uimama from the day before yesterday

>>3854432
>>3854467
I DONT WANT TO SELL
I DONT WANT TO SELL
I DONT WANT TO SELL
THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME TO HOLD BECAUSE SHE IS GONNA MOON
THE VOICES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT IM GONNA BUY MORE

>>3855196
Buy more

>>3855161
That's impossible. Could the prophecy have been mistaken?

>>3855196
there's always waiting for the next divvies for the spillout to other coins

>everyone talks about the PPT scam
>no one talks about the actual pump

I've finally figured out what bugs me about Kiaracoin: It's an overinflated shitcoin, and operates exactly like a shitcoin in that it just never moves unless there's an event and spends the rest of its time in flatline. But because it's an EN coin it's overinflated at like 2000 more than it's actually worth.

>>3855196
I got your back bro

>>3855299
>>3855189
anon-chama your reading reps

>>3855330
My image posting is as bad as Ayame's schedule

>>3855331
ok, one person narrowly mentions it

The Kanata coaster has now left the station, IKKKKKZZZ

buy coin. don't ask questions and buy more coin

>>3855542
But I can't, anon it's still on a cooldown

>>3855608
rookie numbers

>>3855608
>>3855715
Not even oshiboarders, disgusting.

>>3855764
sadly t'is but a forgery in MS cavepaint

>>3855715
Oh, c'mon, I'm not some kind of top100 bazillionaire after all

new outfit next week, she says as she closes the stream

Chimkin just mentioned vshojo collab is happening and with two of them.
I will never give any respect for everyone who held her coins.

>>3856542
I take pride in never having held a single coin of her, never even opened her price window.

>>3856542
SELL SELL SELL
IT'S NOT A DRILL
SELL THE FUCK OUT

Kiara will be the death of HoloEN.

>>3856717
>>3856542
so when we can finally "short" stock, wouldn't that mean you'll have to buy coins of kusotori back?

>>3856695
>>3856875
>>3856913
Even worse it was with Vei who openly hate Hololive before joining vs**o and the next potential collab is pinkcat because she is has the most interaction with Chimkin.

>>3857038
so the fucking chicken was a goddamn leech all along

>>3857038
>Collabing with somebody that is on record as having hated your company
>Somebody who is suddenly much more okay with collabing with you
This feels heavily suspicious in multiple ways. What's the angle here?

>>3857940
Normalfag sluts trying to leech more money from your hobby by pretending to be an actual chuubas

Almost finished donating 100k to Miofags

>>3856913
In the real world if everyone sells the stock the buy value drops heavily. Nobody is willing to pay any money for the stock, so anyone who does buy in can buy it at rock bottom and it doesn't go up in value much because who'd buy a stock that's doing poorly and could be doing even poorer? Post-GME that paradigm might not be as true anymore, but before Crypto people didn't take those kinds of nonsensical YOLO risks.

>>3858709
usually you'd go do your research and if you believe the stock will go back up after a while because it was just some bad news which can be cleaned up, even back when stock exchanges were just invented people would buy the dips.
only the rarest of people just invested early and hold until retirement

If you're wondering why your Mikocoin just turned green, finally brought her into the 100 coin club.
Funny how that coincided.

now throw me off the leaderboard into the trash I couldn't care less.

>>3858820
Maybe, but the amount of people pumping a shorted stock was pretty small so it still made sense to short. The stock would drop by more per share you sold than it would rise per share you bought, so you could straight up completely devalue the stock (like what happened with GME) if people weren't willing to trust the company and buy heavily to offset your shorts. I'd like to see Kiara at rock bottom but unfortunately her dividends mean there'll always be people willing to eschew morals and buy her for profit.

>>3859041
oh you were referring to shorting specifically, yeah I wonder how it'll affect nasfaq.
I could imagine people wildly shorting any stock they hate (Kiara, Ollie, Ayame, Towa, Coco, if they're really out of their mind maybe even Gura) making it funny to always keep some liquid ready for pumps if it's your oshicoin.
It's going to be wild.

Enjoy your $20 profits tomorrow

>>3859183
Gura is a suicidal short because of her dividends. If I see Gura go down I'm sure as fuck buying, it'd be insane not to.
But shorting shit like Kiara/Ollie is a lot more viable because they're not exactly well-liked and their dividends aren't usually great, so you don't have people clamoring to buy the stock. Then again the playerbase just buys literally anything red so unless there's a way for shorts to actually fuck the stock and screw buyers out of their money people will just buy anything that moves down and even trying to short irrelevant indies nobody pays attention to with non-existent dividends will end in failure.
You'd think you could short Pochi from 4000 to a much more reasonable 1000 (her dividend is less than $100) but in reality it wouldn't work.

>>3859493
Shorts won't work until the inflation problem is solved. As long as people just have liquid lying around waiting for something to spend it on, literally any short will be squeezed as soon as it's noticed.

>>3859550
The other problem is dividends in general. Shorted stocks would have to have their dividends affected to represent poor performance/public sentiment. Even if shorts outweigh buys and you get fucked (i.e. you buy Kiara at 2500 and it shorts down to 2000 and stays there) your dividends still make up for the "bags" you're holding.

>>3859685
Dividends are part of the inflation problem, so solving inflation will likely also solve Dividends.
Right now nobody is punished for making bad decisions. Make a bad investment? Hold long enough and people will pump your shit for you. Because there's no real punishment for bad decisions, the "bailout" of Dividends ends up just being more liquid to add to the pile.
In a game involving information and strategy between multiple players, you should be punished for playing like a moron and not doing your due diligence, but that's not how the current state of the game works.

>>3859844
I kinda have a "No Confidence" idea for shorts but I'm just not sure if it's too heavily weighed in favor of shorting stocks;
Basically, if shorts wildly exceed buys then a stock enters into a No Confidence state. If the next adjustment is positive, it increases by less than it normally would have. If the next adjustment is negative, it goes down by more than it normally would have. Buys on the stock increase the value less than they normally would. Every day a stock is in No Confidence, it decreases the end of the week dividend payout by a percentage. One day of No Confidence hurts a bit, but not a lot. If a stock is No Confidence 4 days out of the week, you barely get any dividends at all. To get a stock out of No Confidence, retail investors would need to buy about an equal amount to the initial short and raise the value of the stock significantly. At the next adjustment it enters into a Neutral Confidence state. If it stays where it was after said adjustment, or goes up, then it goes back into regular confidence at the following adjustment. If it goes down (either because people oversell/short or because it dips and nobody buys the dip) it goes back into No Confidence.
I worry this might lead a meta where everyone just shorts everything into the ground and nothing is worth anything with no dividends for anyone, but ideally it'd take a large short (like 25% of shares) to trigger this state so only stocks people really don't believe in or like would be No Confidence.

>>3860124
In theory it might be a good idea, but any player ability to influence dividends will be abused out of spite.
>I SAID NEVER BUY TOWA [Banishes Towa to 4 weeks straight of No Confidence Hell]
>FUCK CHUMBUDS [Shorts Gura so much that nobody gets divvies]
>QUIT PUMPING MY OSHI YOU SOULLESS DIVVIE CHASERS [Forces No Confidence on their Oshicoin to gatekeep]

>>3860235
It's possible but I see two buoying factors;
One, who the fuck would actually short their oshi? What kind of a monster are you? Also you're SERIOUSLY gimping yourself if you do this because now your biggest hold is giving you absolutely zero dividends. Cutting off the nose to spite the face.
Two, for coins like Gura or Hololive that are huge dividend plays, where are you going to get enough people willing to short their big dividend play? If you short the value enough people are going to buy in and you're going to have a very hard time actually triggering No Confidence. When I say X% share short, I mean the overall volume of the stock in circulation is actually down X% at the end of the day and not just X% of the stock was shorted throughout the day. I honestly don't think you could manage to short Gura, you would never get the coordinated majority necessary to outweigh the value of the dividends.

You do have a point with Towa but that's kinda the point of No Confidence/shorting, to fuck over shitcoins like Towa... and make some money doing it.

>>3860235
well the value also sinks. If it's Gura, 500 fucking vultures will rain down on their memeshark and buy up all the fucking coins at light speed because muh winning coin, so you'll sit on your shorts and slide deep into the red.

>>3860443
I mean, I still like the idea.
Shorting is supposed to be dangerous, you can only do it if you're backed by enough money in real life, so retards like us fucking outselves relentlessly would be the logical consequence.

>>3860443
Oshicoiners are already operating on a loose logic system, so cutting off the nose to spite the face would be perfectly fine. Just last thread you had people claiming they would genuinely spend 100k to lock others out of their Oshicoin. Never underestimate Oshi-based autism.
When considering how to balance a system (in a game or out), you have to consider the dumbest thing possible, even if unreasonable, and then assume some jackass is going to at least attempt it. Because they will.

>>3860559
I honestly think shorting should mostly be a community effort. The absolute top players like YFP/Mogu/TFT might be able to short a low volume shitcoin like Iofi on their own, but anything with real volume would require multiple people coordinating. The idea is basically to replicate real market panic (Marine is sick and not streaming for the next week? Short it!) and to correct overinflated stocks to be more in-line with where they should be based off historical dividends (Pochi is 4000/share and only worth $89.56 in dividends? Short it until the price corrects to a proper value.)
I'd probably have No Confidence wiped clean after dividends each week to prevent stocks from being perpetually fucked because nobody is willing to pump them out of No Con.

>>3860838
Perhaps, but the idea is if they remove their oshicoin dividends they'll bleed money hard and other people will simply surpass them in net worth until they're so far behind they can no longer actually influence the market.
Also you can't exactly lock others out of a coin that you've just devalued to rock bottom even if it's worthless so a bit counterproductive. If anything shorting would fuck those people who want to inflate their oshi to ridiculous values (see the Kanata pump earlier today) by dropping the value of their coin to somewhere people could afford it, killing all of their dividend revenue for the week (hurting their ability to repump) and putting them in the red for pumping the overvalued coin. I think the people who stand to lose the most from shorting are oshicoiners whereas people with a diverse profile don't care as much if a small part of their portfolio pans out to be a loss.

What if the dev reduce the dividends to 1/100 of its current value?

>>3861185
Then we'd get to find out what happens when you sell 3000 Gura in a single day.

>>3861185
That's kinda too severe and better just get them off at this point.

>>3861234
Gura will still be the most profitable dividend coin. I doubt that people would just sell all of it. At least it would slow down the inflation right?

>>3861320
Still the best ratio sure but I don't think anyone would be happy having that much capital held up for such meagre returns, if I sold my Gura I'd have a few hundred extra k for daily plays, which would ultimately just mean I'd buy 10-20 of anything streaming the next day. It's just as boring as hoarding.

>>3861320
Dividends will just stop mean anything, you'll get much more profit by selling 1 coin then by holding 100

>>3860838
>>3861055
the play both of you are missing is
1. get your oshi shorted to sub $1k
2. fucking buy it all for next week

so once divvies are collected and I have some 100k lying around I'll FUD my oshi to hell and back, photoshop some fake tweets, all that jazz. Then proceed to buy it for hours on end so I can brag with my mean buying price 1,2k oshicoin collection.

>>3861185
what would certainly help would be to couple it with a factor which divides the divvies sum by coin volume.

Let's say Gura gets 100 times her current divvies as divvy pool so $225.200, now you have to share that between 3291 coins held. So $68 per share. Other coins like Calli get much less into the pool, in our example $128.500 but they share it between just 1500 coins, $85 per share.
Kanatas $92.300 would be shared between just 300 coins, which would be $307 per share.

Tweak the numbers, that would at least distribute coin purchases a bit. Of course you would have the scenery that top 20 will just buy all the coins. this has its flaws.

>>3861535
Honestly that just proves my point about always checking for the dumbest, craziest thing you can come up with. Somebody will do it, if not something crazier.

>>3861535
That implies that people care/buy in to the short, and it also means you'll be a week behind everyone else in a game where money compounds. Yeah you get to "brag" but your coin doesn't necessarily rebound in value and you're still out a good amount of money in the long run.

>>3861616
Not him but that honestly seemed like the most obvious play to me, I'm sure we could come up with far worse stuff with a bit of time.

>>3861412
At least the rich wouldn't just hoard Gura and keep inflating the price each day. Most of the dividends I get from real life stocks barely reach 1% of the stock value anyway so I feel that getting +20% stock value each week is pretty ridiculous. Though other people would argue that this is a game and big number goes up is fun.

>>3861472
Isn't that what we want?

>>3861535
Yeah, that could work too. My point is the dividends are just too damn high.

>>3861685
I fucking knew it, Suichads just think alike.

>wake up to people pumping your oshicoin
Life is good.

>>3861686
Big green number make grug feel good.
I like the idea of introducing real risk rather than just nerfing the money but, as I've said before, information is too easy to obtain. I like mikoposters idea but that's easily solved too, I sell two-thirds of my Holo, Gura, Mori etc and buy 10 each of every mid-pack coin.
>>3861969
We will inflict maximum carnage whenever possible, inshallah.

>>3861976
be happy you woke up, Heimin slept through their pump completely

>>3861976
Bro she's having an anniversary singing stream it's moon time.

>>3862017
Flarebros can come too

>>3861976
NOW SELL

>>3862036
21k watching at peak, outfit reveal next week, lets fucking IKZ

Some of you guys are alright, buy $MKO tomorrow

Making a risky play.

WHY IS ALMOST EVERYTHING RED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sorting by weekly views on the market page should work now

>>3866924
It doesn't.

>>3867523
Refresh the page

>>3867654
I did.

>>3867889
Ctrl F5, hard refresh.

>>3855365
Thanks anon now i feel less retarded for buying 5 ayame just to shitpost about it

>Reddit and Twitter both seething about the vShojo collab with Kiara
Sounds like a good time to sell if you're one of those saps with Kiara bags.

THEY DUMPED KANATA WHILE I WAS ASLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbt-FqWt50A&t=3340s

>>3869605

>>3869843
Look at the date it's a full 24 hours before the stream

>>3869427
Shocking I tell you.

>>3869427
Lmao you bought Kanata at 5978 and didn't think you would get stabbed in the back overnight?

>>3870896
but the anons in the thread said she was going to 7k...

>>3871228
No honour among us

KIARA PULLING A FUBUKI TO 18K VIEWERS
BUY BUY BUY

>>3873082
what the fuck am I watching

sleepy ame uooohhhhh

INA IS IN THE HOSPIAL
SELL KIARA
SELL SELL SELL SELL

KIARA IS FUCKING WASTED
BUY KIARA

>>3873222
Unironically we are witnessing in real time what happens when somebody skips their meds.

>Coco is STILL playing worm game

>>3874352
This is the single best piece of content she's ever produced.

>>3874534
Kiara is the fucking rrat master.
I kneel.
She's definitely reading /vt/ rrats. At least, I hope that's what puts all this crazy in her head.

It just keeps going.

>>3875221
yeah I'm thinking we're going to 5k

Kiara is so unmedicated this stream

Are we pumping everything today? Hope you all have enough liquid.

I'm watching a Britney moment happen in real time AND it's going to make me money. Based chicken.

extreme volatility
graduation incoming
don't bag hold

>>3875580
If you ever wondered what ADD looks like in adults, it's this. This is what my mother acts like when she skips her ADD meds.

t..thanks bros...

>>3876411
Which part, the random slurry of thoughts, the hyperactivity or being retarded?

genuinely fucking hate Kiara

>>3871451
But he already had like 35 anyways

genuinely fucking love kiara

>>3880486
it turns out I like money more than I dislike kiara

>>3871228
She is. Next week at the latest.

>>3877422
You should buy that dip to recouperate the mean purchase price

>>3877902
Yes.

Am not watching shitbird, what kind of "new" and "creative" zoomercontent is she trying to leech off now? Hoodvideos? Gamer content from ADHD Minors? The fuck is going on? One of my old buddies fell to the KFP and I come here trying to understand it to decide whether there is a more humane treatment than .22 aspirine

>>3880769
>>3880894
Buying more as we speak

>>3881328
how new

>>3881328

>>3880894
tapped out of liquid, can't buy anymore, eh its fine. i meme bought kanata out of respect to her hustle on groping noel milkers.

Tomorrow will be a good day for MONEY.

>>3881328
Fucking newfag!
I'm not watching Kiara either but this is not the first time something like this happen. Fubuki had done this before and got more than 40k viewers and longer.

>>3881328
so it's not just trannies and seanigs huh, it's newfags too

If mori's views get bogged again today I'm really gonna rope

You guys are buying Pochi, right? Huge Spanish stream bros.

>>3881722
a good day to own orange

>all these tourists calling people newfags
lurk at least two (2) years before posting.

>>3882690
>n-no I'm not a tourist, you're the tourist

>>3881328
> I come here trying to understand it to decide whether there is a more humane treatment than .22 aspirine
Try .45 aspirine

>>3882690
I have been on this side for over a decade

>>3882690
lurk at least 10 years

>>3881642
it was fun while it lasted

thanks for the money

>>3882690
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

susan please....

>>3884979
susan hates the morifags

>>3884979
So glad I was clever enough to sell earlier while everyone else was buying and thinking Susan would be benevolent.
Feel free to shitpost me later when she spikes anyway, though

>>3884979
Explain the susan meme to me. I see people using it but I don't know what it originated from

>>3886820
Just this once, I'll spoonfeed you.

>>3887186
I honestly didn't even know youtube had a ceo, much less thought of the notion.

>>3874831
>>3875355
what happened

Decide to do something days ago but not go knee deep immediately and I take a long at yfp and he's already in the progress doing the same fucking thing. Dude, how do you find the time to put so much time in the game considering it doesn't sound like you are a neet. I wish I had the time and focus to be able to hit every single cycle every hour of the day.

>>3888658
6 hours of lecture a day but it's just filler courses I need to take to graduate lets me hit the buy button for hours on end

>>3888578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf4DdORCLN8&feature=youtu.be
if you just want to hear sleepy ina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf4DdORCLN8&t=6307s

>>3888829
scared me for a moment

>>3888806
That explains a lot. I wish I had that much freedom of time and focus.

>>3888578
ina is graduating, she made ollie's yab look like nothing

>>3888806
is your sleep schedule fixed yet?

>>3890594
I think it's decent enough. I usually sleep 6 + 2 but sometimes it screws up when I want to catch a stream

>>3890732
good to hear it's at least better than a couple of weeks back
I always wondered, do you do your jp reps? I do them, but somehow you always seemed to know more about what streams are happening when. I kinda assumed you're better at comprehending the language than I am

>>3890985
I try to do them when I have time but I haven't really done them lately. You're probably better at comprehension than I am. I just lurk a lot of generals mostly.
I'll probably stay up to catch the aqushio + okasuba mp collab tonight

330k views... 2 subticks... don't let me down

>>3885134
That's called dumb luck, nobody knows why this happened yesterday and there was zero reason to expect it to happen again.

>>3893377
Luck is at LEAST half skill.

Can 3 of you purchase 3 Flares...

>>3893479
Wow don't hate my masterpiece!

>>3893479
sure thing anon

>>3893479
Ok

please adjust up
please adjust up

One more anon I will hold your bags

forgot about the readjustment and almost had a good night of sleep

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

HOLD

oh hey look Kanatan adjusted upwards

see you later poorfags

>Anyacoins went up by 122$
IM A FUCKING TRILLIONAIRE NOW

So nothing ever moves more than a few percent anymore because it perfectly recovers back to it's pre-adjustment number. I don't remember it being this boring even last week.

Guess I'll just increase my Calli bags

>>3893759
Oh, sorry, it was me buying

>>3893829
The second anything drops, everyone goes "FINALLY, something to spend on!" and pumps it right back up.

one step at a time, devs are rigging the market as we speak

>>3893781
>>3893760

could it be that the indog market is much more interesting?

>>3893952
Slow gains but soul gains

if you like big lines once a wmonth then yes

Is this the slowest the threads ever been at adjustment? The Kanatan pump was faster than this last night

>>3894021
last time we had a genuine red monday there were pink wojacks everywhere and people without liquid, now I just click "buy" on my oshi and watch my networth go right back up to where it was yesterday.

>>3894021
We are in a middle of stagnation. So there is no real plays or anything.

I can't actually type on the thread because I'm not getting bogged and the timer is 10 minutes so I actually have to stay on Nasfaq instead of shitposting

>>3894021
It was a REALLY boring adjustment and todays schedule is pretty dead so far.

wtf you said Ui was free money she went DOWN

>>3894021
not a lot of despair to motivate people to copepost and brag

>>3894104
Anon she was free money, did you buy at 2200 like that Kanatard?

>>3894084
it's also a question of people taking their position on the leaderboard seriously. Nobody is talking about their plays anymore. yfp tried to interact with us yesterday and got burned a bit, not that he minds or didn't know I assume. People close up their wallets. Oshiboards is just the most powerful invested player clicking a number up. The 60 Places in front of me all own at least 5-10 Gura if not more.

>>3894104
She went up $100 from where she was pumped to.
Keep in mind she has an outfit reveal next week.

>he bought a shitcoin at 2.5k

>profile in red
>no liquid
Yup, it's nasfaq time

>>3894021
nothing to complain about. Want to ask Honk to remove this last update?

>bought Inacoin
>She adjusted DOWN again

>>3894138
>>3894144
Every other time she streams she goes up 1000+ and she only manages fucking 100 for an anniversary stream?

>>3894180
I bought two and will sell them one everyone else bought, like every dip. Free money.

>>3894195
volume increase by fucking 50% and you expect her to go up even more? people bought her like livids the whole day yesterday.

>>3894195
>he doens't know

>>3894207
Why did I buy Ina

>>3894233
just proof the system is RNG garbage
MonHun stream huge buys, goes up 1200
Rushia collab even more buys, goes up 1000
Anniversary stream, literally doesn't go up.

legit don't know if you are shitposting or just retarded

>>3894290
because you didn't check this graph at all.
Now hold until divvies to sell.

>>3894296
Anonchama...

>>3894195
>>3894296
The reason she barely went up has been talked about multiple times in these threads already

>>3894296
It's a new system, anon. She supposed to go 1000, and she go 1000-(already_pumped_value)

The reason she didn't go up is because Ui is dogshit, unpopular and gets literally no views. Let this be a lesson to not buy shitcoins for non-holo garbage.

>>3894290
Well she didn't stream yesterday so that's a very good question anon.

>>3894390
yeah like 2 weeks new, literally no time to adjust at all, phew, if only someone had told us in the INFO panel

>>3894398
shush now EOP you wouldn't know good content if it slapped you in the face, go watch your orange woman or finger zombie

>>3894420
Kiara is WAY better than Ui lmao
You'd also have made actual money if you bought Kiara because she's a real streamer.

WHAT WAS THAT, MELFRIENDS

By the way everyone selling Shion knows that there's a mario party collab on her channel tonight with Okayu, Aqua and Subaru right?

>>3894458

>>3894473
kys

>>3894473
please don't make people pump my shit oshicoin

>>3894483
Imagine being so shit that even for your big anniversary stream you can't even get as many daily views as Kiara gets on an off-day.

>>3894420
>2 weeks new
It was announced like a week ago?
or is it me losing touch of time

>>3894473
Shit tier bait, everyone knows Shion doesn't stream.

>>3894529
don't worry mate, might be me as well with the same problem

Imagine your biggest and best stream ever literally being you having a drunk, autistic meltdown live

>>3894473
>They're buying again

>>3894523
You heard the guy, SELL UI, I repeat SELL ALL OF YOUR UI SHE WILL NEVER RECOVER SELL SELL SELL MORE

>>3894672
I need people to start buying early so I can sell some off before I sleep

>>3894685
She won't lmao she's not going to stream again for at least a week and I bet her shitty outfit stream will perform even more pathetically.
You'd be lucky if she even hits 2k.

>>3894568
I bought 3 Chimken and flipped them for about 40% profit.
It was a good day.

>>3894728
SELL SELL SELL

>>3894728
SELL SELL SELL
BUY BUY BUY CHICKEN PRAISE THE CHICKEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO GOOD YUMMY BEST EN

shit I missclicked how will I ever recover

Uifags seething over their dogshit streamer with a terrible personality whose only claim to fame is she drew Subaru
literally all of the other "holomoms" are way better streamers

>>3894877
RECOVER BY BUYING KIARA

I hope you're making the most of this quiet morning to click BUY on Holo, Mori and Gura.

>>3894885
if that was really my only option I would delete my fucking account and start all over

>>3894883
spewing FUD is an artform you fuckers, stop making it so obvious.

>>3894909
I was just kidding. I'm just making fun of KFP by always bringing up their Kiara all the time. I would delete my account too if that were the case.

We used to get a better class of bait, this is just yikes.

>>3894947
don't worry mate, I chuckled

>>3894965
I can't even shitpost about minor gains/losses, because there aren't any.
All of my stocks have either ballooned and then instantly deflated, deflated and instantly ballooned, or flatlined.

Holy shit, Gura/Mel collab, buy by buy

do we even need a new thread until Friday?

Anons why do you keep selling Lamy? Her dividend is great for her price...

W H Y
H
Y

>>3895443
Schizos being schizos!

>>3895443
EOPs

>>3895443
>Questioning the Haaton hivemind

>>3895443
>discord haatons are back to counting down in vc

>>3894144
The truth is I started the pump

>>3896199
thanks for the money

Sorry anons I can't talk about my plays I am evacuating a shit play right now

>>3896466
just hold until the weekend, wait for divvie pump, claim it was a good play.

I am not enjoying this week.

>>3894104
bought at 1500-1700, sold at 2200-2400, free money

>>3896543
try being an oshicoiner for some red action in your life

>Everyone only pumping Shion out of the 4

>>3896572
>he is deficient of the vital learnings

>>3896557

>>3896557
oshicoiner is fun

my oshi just keeps me flat, just like her :3

>>3896401
Nothing wrong with a little wealth redistribution
In other news the board of directors for Okayu now control the biggest market share out of all the directors,

>>3896673
well yeah, as long as yfp and tftm don't commit (and if we can believe yfp if he commits he'd just double down) that won't change at all for quite some time unless the amount of Gura the top 5 there hold somehow outplays mogu.
Realistically will only happen when honk and the team implement sporadic auto-buy for x coins, the combined 125 hours mogu put into buying okayun plus what he bought after 500 (~another 10-12 hours) and the sheer volume of money involved makes this quite the achievement.

tl;dr: i fucking kneel

>>3896838
I intend to do it but I'm doing it slowly over time as opposed to instantly. Naturally its because polka is a shitcoin so I'd instantly end up generating no money at all and I want to avoid as inflation as I can. Too bad my movements won't stop others just deciding to pump her over the week for no reason.

>>3897015
>I want to avoid as inflation as I can.
Oops, I didn't rewrite this part properly.
I want to avoid as much inflation as I can*

>>3896838
wait did I really buy for that long holy shit

>>3897015
it's a balancing act between buying as fast as you can before it inflates and not pumping it into oblivion so you instantly lose money. one week after your buy it'll go up anyways in my experience, half my mikochi had a mean purchase price of $2,2k before 2,8k was the new mean and now it's around 3,1k I guess.

>>3897056
the 500 was the old cycles right? so 125*4 times per cycle, yeah.

>>3897089
*4 cycles per hour of course.

I'm gonna buy some fluffy tails

>>3897126
>didn't even loop it properly
baka

>>3897089
christ what am I doing with my time
also I might have to accept okayu's fate as a shitcoin now, I don't see her ever returning to the high 2k - low 3k range. maybe I'll see how high she can go

>>3897157
Don't be silly, I can barely use paint, I have no idea where I got it /hag/ I assume.

>>3897219
If you wanted you could wait until the rest of the coins catch up. I think it would take 2 weeks around.

>>3897219
if that classifies a shitcoin for you your three long-term alternatives would be holo, gura and maybe calli, really.

>>3897267
people will buy it at 4k when 4k is the new norm all around, the more coins you can buy for one gura the easier the money flows right now, some freaks seriously just invest into miko daily only to lose money because her channel barely does anything special.

>>3897292
invest in nene
guaranteed gains in about a year or so

>>3897073
My goal was to buy a large amount over time while playing inline with adjustments. If there isn't large pumping of the coin, the daily adjustments should ultimately balance out the slow volume gain either negating it all together or making it only a slow climb. This of course assumes they aren't pulling too high of numbers forcing shit to go up strongly regardless.

>>3897267
I dunno it doesn't really seem to stop people from buying and holding. I'm kinda confused as to why anybody (other than oshicoiners) would even hold her for more than a day though, her returns are shit.
I used to hold 58% of okayu but now I hold 47%. although now that I look at it, I'm competing with yfp on that front please don't dethrone me
>>3897292
I mean I don't mind that her returns aren't high, I just wish she were cheaper is all. I'm not looking to play the dividend game until I can look at the friday stats.

>>3897313
well the amount of liquid dished out every saturday only gets exponentially larger and people get desperate to buy anything which looks cheap.
Pumping might keep people out of coins longer, but not forever.

>>3897414
with the current rate of inflation I tend to think NOW is always the best time to buy because yesterday already passed. Every saturday is a pump and it's only getting bigger.

since we're at it, do we need a new thread at all? would be on break until Friday otherwise.

>>3897458
>which looks cheap.
Polka is almost Nene tier, she is anything but cheap.

>>3897480
Yes, make one. Nothing wrong with slow threads. It has enough activity to hit bump limit once or twice a day which means the thread is no way dead. This is one of the more active long term threads on the board.

aight first reply wins OP picture, if we get archived I'll roll an RNG

>>3897567