/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hime is very cute.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Pippa's silence is defeaning.

Pippa has betrayed me for the last time. Who should I pick as my new kamioshi? No males and no fucking China.

cat sex

https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1601603040049446912
Rie is a Canadian now.

ピッパ抱きします!

pippa love
pippa rape
PIPPA!

https://twitter.com/fuurayuri/status/1601606004751626240
haha

>>38702084
i just want to fuck canadian rie

Pippa LOVE

Panko LOVE

Dear hours emergency word cloud

yuri a cute

I like lia! only lia! always lia!
lia!

>>38703000
>pippa stream
I miss her...

>>38703000
>stop schizo

>>38703000
>feet Lia
Lia feet when

I'm sorry, who's Lia? I have a dim memory of some girl with twintails, but its fading fast

>>38703420
some dead bimbo with fat tits and nice lickable tummy

Panko status?
Pippa status?
Lumi status?
Erina status?

2ma status?
Shiina status?
Uruka status?
Lai status?

Who's the right one?

I don't like Lia anymore

Imagine trusting

I like Lia now

I never stopped liking Lia and never will

lia does not like the likers

>>38703701
Mountain Blade sucks anyway so whatever

>>38703822
To be fair, nobody does.

All times EST / UTC / JST

NOW - Morocco - Portugal (1-0 at 87')
Quarterfinals

12:00 / 17:00 / 02:00 (in 16 min) - Yuri drawing with Rurumi
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

TBD - Lumi Butterlord
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

14:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Tenma God of War Ragnarok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nqPZY_7fAY

14:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - England - France
Quarterfinals

19:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Lia Poppy Playtime 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5PcGptUm1o

21:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Pippa TBD
Link TBD

21:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Airi Zelda OOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIeaercBkhA

23:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Remi karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqpGYuE4cx4

23:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Shiina Master Duel with Aokami Nova
YT Link TBF

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

Crazy when you think about it that its possible for phase girls to become pregnant.

>>38703984
not all of them

>>38703984
How often do you think about the girls being pregnant?

what is portugal doing my god

>>38704253
Spoonfeed pirate stream pls

>>38703253
>he is unaware

pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet pippa feet

>>38704295
It ended already anon...
Owari...

England are winning it all arent they

>>38704093
Thinking "girl" automatically implies "can be pregnant"

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1601622411736014848
Trust hours in 30 minutes

>soccer players are so weak they cant even throw their 120lb coach in the air for the celebration

>>38704417
>Thinking "girl" automatically implies "can be pregnant"
If only. My mom's still not over the 5 additional kids she wanted to have but couldn't. Lots and lots of shit can go wrong.

>>38704023
I was thinking about this topic the other day.
While most of the PC girls are young and fertile there's a few that present major obstacles to pregnancy.

Shiina is both old and went hard into the fitness route early. There's a high chance she's lost most of her eggs and will have difficulty conceiving.

Airi is also old however I'm unsure about her full background. I'd assume low fertility rate overall.

Yuri has some sort of autoimmune issue that leaves her constantly weak and sick. She might not be able to conceive at all depending on the exact condition.

Rie also has a multitude of health issues. Her's I believe to be caused by damage from the mRNA vaccines. I've seen mixed studies on the effects of said vaccines on long-term fertility however there's a high chance it has an impact with how heavy her damage seems to be.

Erina is potentially the youngest in the company so you'd think she'd have no problems, however her poor diet and constant starvation have been known to cause long-term fertility issues.

The others all seem like they'd be just fine to have children.
Anyone have any input?

>>38704416
Argies can still save us

cat on stream
https://www.twitch.tv/rurumiyumemi

>>38704416
Always.

>>38704570
good I dont want kids. whatever is keeping tenma from having kids means infinite raw fox pussy

.. / -- .. ... ... / -- -.-- / -.. . . .-. / .-- .. ..-. .

>>38704608
>not her own stream
She's not getting the belt today.

>>38704570
>Anyone have any input?
Yes, please leave lecturing on reproductive fitness to people who're
-Not skinnyfat
-Female
-Have personal experience
-Any combination of the above

>>38704661
It's okay femanon, even you can find someone to make you a single mom.

>>38704689
Concession accepted

>>38704491
All the other talents are dropping their viwerbases or cancelling streams but she keeps working like clockwork.

Face it anons, you should have trusted.

>>38704732
>like clockwork
Yesterday is already memoryholed, I see.

>>38704732
>dropping their viewerbases
Oh get over it.
>cancelling streams
Only the ones who've always done that.
>Like clockwork
She's an hour late.
>you should have trusted
I always trust. She's here to entertain. She does that. The only way she could betray me would be a long string of boring streams or just outright vanishing.

>>38704661
I had many personal experiences impregnating women like picrel

>>38703569
>Panko status?

Yellow woman my beloved

>>38704570
Pippa has a multitude of health issues on top of an unhealthy junk-food fueled lifestyle on top of being vaxxed but has in the past claimed to be extremely fertile.

>>38704661
You've still got time, femanon.
Even when every single year that goes by increases your chance of popping out retard babies, it's okay.

>>38704815
Deadbeatchama...

>>38704570
It's ok I will provide them with lots of sex until conception,

Funny cat is drawing with the dog!
https://www.twitch.tv/rurumiyumemi

>>38704815
consensual sex with Airi...
slow and gentle...
erotic lounge music to set the mood...
missionary in the dark only so she doesn't have to get embarrassed...
not grabbing her massive breasts...
holding her hands for each thrust...
embracing her as you cum inside...
forcing her to quit her job and be a stay-at-home mom...
being the main breadwinner of the family...

>>38704986
kek

>>38704570
The fertile Stacey Remilia

hug that cat

This collab is making me feel like a jew looking at Vermont's demographic.

>>38704986
>brutal moggings
her model really looks bad when it’s side by side with another

>>38704732
Dis you meant to reply to a post contaning shiina?

>>38704945
I was starting to like the new cat model but this made me realize how bad it is.

>>38704937
Cute dog, i will protect her from bullies

I dreamt about this image
>In High School again somehow
>Go to sit down and get made fun of by Lia for being old and still in HS
>Lumi comes to my defense and tells lia to shut up
>Forced to get into groups for some class
>Lumi sits by me and helps me
>Puts her hand on my leg and asks if I'd like to come over and help her with physics homework
>Wake up with a raging boner

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Kaneko Lumi kono ato sugu

based name

GG

Watched the Merry collab again and I must say I was too charitable initially. He clearly wants Pippa to disavow her audience. He cannot say that, so he just says they are childish when in reality he is a conformist pussy that would very much stick to the "I was just following orders" defense if it comes down to it. Also, how does Pippa square forgiving pink cat when she has not changed from her hypocritical self? It is not about being hurt, it is about moral integrity. Mercy for that kind of people is spit in the face that actually maintained their moral integrity (even potentially to the detriment of their career). How is she blind to this?
Don't wanna be harsh on Pippa since I know how much social pressure by collegues can weight you down, but that Merry fag has no excuse. It feels it was a very conscious choice to sell his sould and pass it off as "growing up" (the coward always believes himself to be virtuous instead of a coward).

>>38704867
How does she know? Genuine question.

>>38705482
Probably inferring from family.

>>38704570
I'm sad people don't know about Tenma's heart issues anymore.

>>38705454
Show physique.

>>38705454

>>38705582
meant for >>38705563

>>38701917
What did Lia say last night? Is she still streaming this weekend or what?

>>38705622
>What did Lia say last night?
She's, and I quote, "smoking mad dabs" and "taking the weekend as it comes".

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Trust hour!

>>38705582
deerotic...

>>38705669

>>38705622
Who's Lia?

>>38704570
Would you really want any of them to conceive

>>38705622
Lia's gone.

>>38705622
is it really that hard to look at her twitter?

>>38705454
Merry doesn't understand that Pippa actually likes her audience and there is a terrible incentive for her to become a traitor. Remember why she broke down during the discord censorship arc.

The cat is fading into the light

>>38705563
Won't show my entire body, but I am pretty athletic. Irrelevant for my point though.

>>38705717
I will turn Yuri into a perpetual ovulation machine.

>>38705722
Wasn't loading for me....it did now.

These withdrawal symptoms are bad....does anyone have links to Lia's drunk streams? I need to watch them again.

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Watch this star

>>38704818
YWNBAROT

>>38705554
Oh I knew.
I left her off to bait people who think she's a hag.

>>38705725
She breaks down every so often for the same reason. She still hasn't grow up from her impostor syndrome.

Lumi news: Her family comes from Murmansk

>>38706223
That adds to the reason why she's parasocial for her audience

>>38705673
>open stream
>she's actually playing instead of responding to whatever random drivel shows up in her chat
what timeline is this

>>38705725
>there is a terrible incentive for her to become a traitor
Yet Pippa flat out admitted on stream she wants to bring vshojo on to her stream despite the fact most Phase watchers fucking hate that company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anxedVIenK0&t=13000s

>>38706457
Probably different than mine.

>>38706520
She wants to bring Kson

>>38706544
Just imagine the Henri meltdown

>>38705454
Anons and seethers wanna hear a true story?
The other night I saw a chuuba raid into Mori
Listen up, this shit was autistic as fuck
A lisping pink rabbit tryin’ to grift for a buck
And I sent a supa for one Argentine peso
Her name was Pippa, I wanted to hear her say so
I said, "Why you up in here grifting simps for cash?
It ain’t a whole lot better than just selling your gash."

She said
“Whatchu do if your sister’s niglet be at home?
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
Cause he hongry
And the only way to feed him is to flirt with an incel for a little bit of money
And Zax is a cuck
Let me be groomed by a fruit, wearin’ a filthy fursuit
He ain't got a job too
So for you this is just a good time, but for me this is what I call life.”

Pippa you ain't the only one with a niglet
That's no excuse to be living like a piglet
Then she looked kinda at me but cross in the eye
And said every day I wake up hoping to die
She said “Nigga I know about pain cause
Me and my sister ran away so my uncle couldn't rape us
Before I was a teenager
I been through more shit that you can't even relate to.”

“Whatchu do if your sister’s niglet be at home?
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
Cause he hongry
And the only way to feed him is to flirt with an incel for a little bit of money
And Zax is a cuck
Let me be groomed by a fruit, wearin’ a filthy fursuit
He ain't got a job too
So for you this is just a good time, but for me this is what I call life.”

Hold up!
Whatchu do?
Join Vshojo and stop making no excuse
Whatchu do?
Go on OnlyFans for some canine abuse
Come on, whatchu do?
Collab with males an’ find some eceleb to seduce
Whatchu do?
Pippa, if Veibae can do it, then so can yooooouuuu

“Whatchu do if your sister’s niglet be at home?
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
Cause he hongry
And the only way to feed him is to flirt with an incel for a little bit of money
And Zax is a cuck
Let me be groomed by a fruit, wearin’ a filthy fursuit
He ain't got a job too
So for you this is just a good time, but for me this is what I call life.”

Lumi news: she never lies

>>38706544
Based Phase friend Kson collab.

>>38706607

>>38706607
I trust

>>38706520
Don't care for vshojo one or another but I want the kson collab to happen just because watching henri have a live meltdown would be fucking hilarious.

[Lumi news] She's happy to not be californian

i want pippa to marry flamenco

>>38705800
How is Lia like when she's drunk? Also are these streams archived on her channel?

>>38706590
>>38706690
He's already messing in Lia, Kirsche and Nyaru's chats

>>38706590
>>38706690
It's literally the only reason to watch such a collab. Because maybe then he'll finally fuck off.

>>38706730
Fortunately Nyaru tells him to fuck off on stream and calls him a schizo.

>>38706715
i am not flamenco pipkun

>>38706728
She gets slightly tipsy and then does the worst drunk girl impression imaginable

>>38706607
I believe her.

[Lumi update] Genghis Khan failed because his policies were too progressive.

>>38706607
Even if that were true, I don't like her anymore.

>>38706870
I love my retarded oshi

>>38706520
Lol Ironmouse personally banned her from the company. She was even banned from attending the VShojo AX party.

>>38706919
meds

>>38706607

>>38706520
>despite the fact most Phase watchers fucking hate that company
Is that really true? I was really surprised when she said that because I always assumed it was just a /vt/ meme.

>>38706919
Pippa herself said she was banned while the rest of Phase attended the party
And Ironmouse blacklists /here/tubers in general, she also banned Kiki. Being Pink Cat's friend is bigger for her than being a supposed unitychad.

>>38706919
Not like she could have gone seeing as she wasn't at AX. I do see some say ironmouse banned her but I never see any proof of this.

>>38706989
/vt/ may hate Mori and males but that's just contained in this board. Pink Cat on the other hand is the archenemy of this entire site. The arch-traitor

>>38706919
>>38706995
Is there any particular reason you've switched to posting obviously bullshit lies in the past few days, antichama?

>>38706995
see >>38706944

>>38706995
Fuck vshitshow and fuck ironlung. Sadly they'll always get a pass for the bullshit they endorse.

TALENT FREEDOM! Even when they yab where other companies would actually punish them!

>>38706989
It is a meme. Although there is some truth to it. Most capippalists like Ironmouse and Kson, or at least tolerate them, but hate Nyanners and Froot and the general direction of VShoujo.

>>38707092
He's trying to start a console war.

Lumi is a pickme

Lumi is a proud pickme

>>38707157
>I don't watch streams and got here after gen 2 debuted: the post

Lumi is a cunt, she said she didn't want things to change and then went out of her way to change things.

>>38707340
What did he mean by this?

>>38707340
Get fucking scheme'd

>>38707266
>>38707271
she's my personal onahole

>>38707340
What did he meme by this

>>38707340
Post hands

So when are discount Pekora and discount Watame collabing again?

Pippa said thing was one way then one stream said thing is a different way and therefore I hate her
Why cant she just be honest about thing being the way it was when stuff wasn't a mess?

>>38707340
CHANGE BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38707487
Bad changes are bad, sorry anon.

>>38707487
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
Exhibit A: The discord censorship arc.

>>38707340
>things

Phase friends from El Chiringuito TV are ready for a new round in the hundred years war in this WC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTyiVTAK3k
https://www.twitch.tv/elchiringuitotv

>>38707340
>cunt
nah that's just being a woman

>>38706995
I doubt ironmouse knows who kiki is

>>38707761
She may know her through the OG /here/tuber aka Pink Cat.

>>38707090
yes the entire site hates the pink cat but only /v/tards hate her for being a "traitor"

>>38707266
>>38707271
Seething femanon will have to get a new insult.

>>38707793
True
They hate her for being an hypocrite
Although she is also a traitor that is willing to throw her friends under the bus as convenient.

>>38707793
What a moronic take. What do you hate her for, being "cringe?"

>>38707712
>Sálvame but for men

>>38707793
>/v/
D'aww it's trying to fit in, isn't that just the cutest

>>38707979
people aren't mad at her for being a "traitor" because no one wanted her here and everyone has been telling her to fuck off since she first started shilling herself on /a/ 10 years ago

>>38708040
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>38707878
>seething femanon needs dick
>seething maleanon needs pussy
I feel like there's some mathematical truth here but I just can't find it.

>>38708063
yes you're right my bad, everyone loved nyanners and she was /ourgirl/

>>38708193
Only newfags pretend to retroactively hate old nyanners. The website had an entirely different culture.

>>38708152
Yeah, it tells me seething femanon needs to lower her delusional standards.
If seething maleanon looks like this >>38705762 what does seething femanon has to offer?

>>38708340
Don't be revisionist, this place and especially /a/ hated attention whores since the start. He's right.

>>38708340
>retroactively
are the posts from 2010 still up in the archives? if they are, I'm sure you can read every single post and you're not going to see any positive posts about her

https://gofile.io/d/nGzdYo Yuri Rurumi VOD

>>38706606
At least post the song its supposed to be parodying so i can go along with. 5.4/10 good effort but i need the musical reference because I dont get it.

>>38708389
Yeah, the hate for attention whores is real, but that does not mean she did not gain a following here that later was better embraced by anons due to the fact that she got less disruptive in threads (and a special place for vtubers was eventually created, but that was way after the whole nyanners arc). Arguably she was posting in the most closely related board.

>>38708389
/a/ was tripfag central a decade ago, they weren't hated as much as you want to think and plenty of them were liked.
>revisionist
That's you.

>>38708609
>/a/ was tripfag central a decade ago
lol no

>>38708609
Nyanners wasnt a tripfag retard, and yes she was hated

>>38708628
Yes.

>>38708644
Post names, then.

>All my comments are being auto modded in Lumi's chat.
I guess I have to find a new oshi now that Lumi has made it clear she hates me.

>>38708717
The Xalabussy strikes again.

>>38708609
>/a/ was tripfag central
Was it? >>38708628
I only remember taiga

>>38708637
I never said she was but he was talking about attention whores.
>>38708668
Off the top of my head? Taiga, Lelouch, stalker, vert

discuss

>>38708717
Her mods are part of the "Make PC Normie" conspiracy, groomed by Fishman. It's no surprise.

>>38708756
Kevin-kun

>>38708717
oh nyo

>>38708756
Calling /a/ tripfag central because of bunch of obnoxious trolls is retarded. You might have as well picked Lanced Jack.

>>38708756
Accelspammer

>>38708767
me on the top left

>>38708767
>Discuss
I want to commit animal abuse, I want to use their blood as lube!

>>38708848
Calling /a/ tripfag central because there was dozens of them posting 24/7 is just being truthful. You're trying to look at old 4chan through your modern view of this site and it's just plainly cringe.
>obnoxious trolls
Really shows what you know.

>>38708953
Please tell me how everybody liked Taiga and Nyanners more, revisionist-kun.

>>38705454
Merry is a KEK that outsources his filtering to his audience and he exists the way they dictate. He confirms to their wishes on and off stream to ensure no slips.
At some point the man is gonna crack and dump his edge everywhere.

>>38708993
The fact that you can only talk in one extremity or another is very telling.

ingerlund bros...

/pcg/?

>>38709080
HATE

>>38709040
If you have named Hox instead, I could ahve considered agreeing. But instead you picked buch of guys who always cried about how nobody likes them.

>>38709080
the number 1 jiggers on this board

>>38708739
Is it only Xalabussy or are there more enemies lurking silently?

>>38708767

>lumi did pvp while pippa did rp
truly a pickme

>>38709080
Cums out dicks out. 60 throbbing hard coomers down here at /pcg/

>>38709231
Lumi has officially embraced the pickme, you have no power here.

Femanon who are your non-pickme phase grills?

>>38709268
That just means it's a compliment now.

>>38709029
At least that would make him authentic for once. The alternative, which I find more likely, is that he loses himself slowly and his authenticity (actual meaning, not the redefined critical theory meaning) dies with a whimper, the cucking of the soul. I wish him well, but hope he stops and honestly evaluates the big picture and what part he wishes to play.

Sometimes i wish lumi would stop looking straight at me in the middle of the stream, say my real name and tell me to impregnate her
that gets really distracting

>>38709395
Merry is already a cuck the moment he sold his soul to China

Just checking in
Yuri still having a mental breakdown?

>>38709723
No but I am.

>>38709723
always

Lumi was born in Russia
She was also born in China
She was also born in Portland
This is why I pick her

>>38709782
Lumi also doesn't lie.

>>38709723
Probably because of the collab with stacy in 1 hour

>1 hour until phase weekly
>yellow woman still streaming
trust status?

>>38709843
100%

>>38709797
Indeed. I also pick her because she goes to medical school and business school and is a professional figure skater and is a professional pianist

>>38709843
pre-recorded

>>38709886
I'm a professional pianist if you know what I'm saying.

>>38709888
the pippa and tenma one was prerecorded as well?

>>38709916
that's a keyboard anon not a piano

>>38709435
China > north america

PIPPA LOOOOVE

>>38709933
they've all been pre-recorded

>>38709952
Only when they're killing chinese

>>38709952
I would call you a Zhang, but that insult expired already.

>>38709942
suck my pianis

>>38705582

>>38709888
retard

>>38709981
Good thing Lumi was born in Russia and Portland then

will looms tell people to watch phase weekly?

>>38710054
>muh phase weekly

>>38710117
it's very important

>>38710138
Even Pippa (the master of react content) could not salvage the show.

Phase friend Chapipi is singing opera LIVE in karaoke
https://youtu.be/0fXuzvXYHmA

>>38710054
Would she find it funny if I donated
>wanted to give a little money to my favorite reformed orthodox vtuber Kaneko Lumi
during phase weekly

>>38710117
phase weekly is the walmart version of asacoco and could be great if they actually put some effort into it

>>38703663

>>38710297
just do it now on twitch

>>38710298
If fucking Pippa failed to make the show entertaining, what's the point of watching?

>>38703663
>>38710322
jesus olivia eyes are terrifying

>>38710362
pippa failed because she did not put any effort into it at all
similar to 90% of her shorts

>>38710362
for the litty clips they show

>>38701917
Phase Friend Kirsche https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche is live

>>38710362
Because they use shitty clips and not the yab that is what PC is known for

Phase Friend Amiya is whispering to your ear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcD2IViRIHM

I like the WAOW and WEEW sounds tenma makes when she dodges and blocks successfully.

Also how she yells at freya to stfu for woman moments.

phase friend nicky rackets streaming

https://youtu.be/JnftEOsN25M

>>38708375
wtf dude
I thought everyone was either auschwitz or ambolucetus mode /here/
How am I supposed to feel superior to you now? It's not fair.

>>38710679
I liked Freya at the end of 2018, but Ragnarok she's just annoying.
Went from
>I will kill everything that you love for killing my son
to
>I used to hate you for killing my son, but then you dumped the entire plot of the God of War series and I learned to forgive
even her brother is more interesting

>>38710214
cute
tenma would hate you for making it tho

>>38710805
is the new GoW (more like GoY, God of YIKES) really that lame?
I am glad to have given my money to FromSoftware.

>>38705725
Why is he such a faggot though?

>>38710805
While we're on it, why does Baldur look like a methhead? The whole thing about his character is that he's supposed to be the most beautiful and handsome man in the whole world. These cucked game devs cannot do mythology at all anymore. The Japanese, considering how far along the game of telephone they are for western canon, have a better grasp of this shit.

>>38710983
because he's a leftist

How did I not get banned for the ultra cruel parody lyrics filled with dox material? Thanks janny. I don’t care what they say about you, you’re a bro.

>>38710881
what the fuck happened with GoW, I had some hope after Kratos adventure in Egypt

I will help Lumi continue her gene pool.

>>38706919
That party fucking sucked. I should have mogged the security at the stairs and forced my way into the private section. Could have carried Kson home.

Lumi News: Her dad is a pastor.

>>38711048
No one actually read it.

Lumi news: Her dad is a chemical engineer

>>38711151
A pastor who thinks that marriage is a scam.

>>38711169
I did, but I am not a newfag and know it is mostly in jest. Like the poetry version of pipkun's deranged drawings.

>>38711048
Never even heard that song before anon. Next time you make a parody include a song link as well. Otherwise it looks like some schizo rambling OC you made.

>>38710881
It's really fucking boring. You can tell they spent alot of money rendering these vast luscious environments and really pride themselves on "no physical loading screens"
as a result you have really long travel segments by boat that are just characters spouting exposition so you can really take in all that land they rendered. Also even though there are no physical load screens, the loading is really obvious since they'll have you squeeze through a tight space somewhere or wait in a room while something happens. It isn't a physical loading screen, but it is at the same time.
The best part about both imo is the opening. Both 2018 and the latest have really great openings, but once you start the game it's fucking boring with long segments of nothing happening besides more exposition and walking so you can take in these huge environments they made.

Lumi News: Her dad is a cardiologist

Lumi News: Her dad is mormon

>>38711194
In the current western context, it is.
No hymen no diamond.
Prenup or get up (and go away from me).
And so on.

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE BUTTERLORD
RATE THE STREAM

Pippa can come to my AX hotel party. Fuck Vslutjo.

>>38701917
1300 more subs till feet!

>>38711285
pickme woman my beloved/10

>>38711285
womencan'tsmith/10

>>38711285
3 hours wasted on tournaments and hideouts/10

Tenma doesnt seem to like GoW that much lmao.

>>38711285
She's going to die alone both in game and IRL

>>38711212
>some schizo rambling OC you made
They pretty much are though.

>>38711285
Loomed/10
Fiery/10
Smelt that butter/10
Good one/10

>>38711040
I'll never understand their depictions
>Baldur is a methhead version of Connor McGregor
>Odin is Larry David with an eyepatch
>Thor is fat and does nothing
everyone tries to defend it saying he's strongfat like Eddie Hall and Brian Shaw, but his belly has jiggle physics for christ's sake

>>38711129
Ok Pippa

Lumi looks so fucking punchable

>>38711394
I am serious it was fucking cramped af. Someone even passed out mid party and the ambulance came and picked them up cause they got heat stroke.

>>38711048
Did you get a warning and 15 minute timeout for it? It can take like half a day before a mod decides to ban you.

>>38711336
I hate how everyone keeps telling her to smith when she obviously won't understand it, and you can make enough money just from taxes and selling loot.

>>38711413
I'm starting to miss Yuri's tits.

Can't wait to see Lumi collab with her best friend, Yuri.

>>38711285
My beloved, gaslighting is never my intention, am just dumb and spew wrong shit all the time.

>>38710174
phase friend Chapipi fixed her wifi and NOW will sing opera karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fXuzvXYHmA

Did Kratos just jump higher than the bramble he just burned..?

Is phase weekly worth watching or should I just go get lunch

>>38711639
lol, lmao even

>>38711688
sorry i'm new

>>38711639
just go get lunch, it's usually just recaps of what happened this week along with clips people sent in

>>38711639
Is your oshi in it?

>>38711799
No but I usually find yellow woman entertaining

>>38711639
Watching Yuri interact with her best friend should be fun

Will Yubi and Loom derail the stream even faster than Tenma and Pippa did?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Jy_aF5fiE

>>38705454
welcome to turk roaches this is how they are

Why does everyone in NuGoW talk like americans?

>25 watching
what a success

Yuri you fucking retard, stop eating crayons and TALK

>>38712049
just hit 50
what now chud

>>38712119
lets wait for the 3views before we pass judgement

Lumi and Yuri never watched Phase Weekly

>>38712156
based

Luri are a boring pair. will this vod break 1k views?

>>38712154
that was my reaction to yuri's new model as well

>>38712156
It's like every talent in the company feels nothing but contempt for Phase Weekly.

Guess Muumi will have to take charge and do them instead.

Is your oshi Suicidle or Homicidle?

suicidal-homicidal connect

>>38712154
I still can't understand the reason why you guys were throwing a fit, this model looks good.

Mi-chan was BLACKED

I want to cuddle the panda.

Rieape

resting your head on airis boobs...

Is Airi's role in PC to just be a meat pillow for the other talents?

>>38712407
just like in her other job

professional stream

>>38712504
>>38712454
>>38712404
A cat is fine too

hey guy behind Low Effort clips, how does it feel being the official PC clipper?

Is Lumi on drugs? What are these tangents?

>Have you ever smelled your nose?
Lumi..did you forget to take your meds?

guys how do I smell my nose?

She's right, I can smell my own nose sometimes if I press the tip.

this is so boring

>>38712700
>Is Lumi
yes

>>38712700
>>38712707
>>38712709
My wife is retarded please understand

Please be nice to my defective cat.

>Yuri likes military types
Army anons?

>>38712700
pippa does tangents and shes #1. yellow pippa fails again.

I'm buying a helmet

>>38712915
>>38712905
Yuri likes full helmets boys uggos have their chance. just get buff.

>oh, that's it
good summary of rie

I like how they completely ignored Rie's shitty story. I will save her

why would you want to marry a dying cat?

>>38712998
>I will RAPE her
ftfy

Is Lumi seriously still complaining about the pokemon thing?

Why are there so many skebs of an anime girl being constricted by an Arbok? Is this some kind of meme in Japan?

>>38713055
pippa wasted their time

>>38712707
I have. Its a nice smell. It is the grease of your nose, specifically.

>>38713055
Her pokemon autism was on full display pls understan

lumi's pupils really do change sizes a lot

>>38713055
Mad that she cant play cute games on stream

>>38713015
She will die before she gets the chance to divorce me and collect alimoney
>>38713084
My nose doesn't smell to me because i wash my face daily.

>Mother,Daughter and Titty hag are the hosts next week
Thats a combo I didn't expect.

sakana hate!

AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MUUMI HELP

oldfags, has muumi ever streamed?

>>38713394
no, she doesnt want a public role in the company
t.been here since debut

>>38713394
yeah, her piss into my mouth

>>38713327
poor remi will be suffocated

So what's the point of these weeklies exactly?

>Raid goes into Tenma
>She's just stitting on some safe spot while spamming arrows at an anime as action music plays
This is supposed to be fucking GoW?

>>38713502
corporate is doing *something*

>>38713015
love? You'd need a really awesome job to saddle yuri. you have to take time off whenever shes dying, you need an amazing healthplan to cover her medical expenses and an easy workload for all the stress she'll give you. shes going to be a big bitch who'll hold a divorce over your head, its not going to be fun. and since she knows she's deadweight she'll ask for emotional and romantic reassurances every 5 minutes.

Did they announce anything during the weekly or was it just the usual forced excitement over clips?

>>38713602
They just talked with each other for 20 minutes, the clips were barely even mentioned.

>>38711285
cute nerdy gaming/10

>Tenma doesn't know who Phase Connect is
based
>>38713502
Just seems like a clip compilation really. No reason to watch it live.
>>38713529
>no kratos
>no swordchucks
Yeah it looks shit.

>>38713602
They paid 0 attention to the clips and just "D'awh"'d over the talents except Rie. Also Lumi has smelt her own nose.

>>38713602
They got a Lumi and a Yuri clip so they got the chance to talk about each other.

>>38713529
God of War was known for its brutality. WTF happened?

>>38713502
phase connect unity, or something

>>38712700
Trying to appeal to the Pippa audience. Like how she has been since she joined PC

>>38713752
Unless she fires xalabussy she will never be Pippa.

Phase Friend Chapipi is live
https://youtu.be/0fXuzvXYHmA

>>38713752
If shes always been like that is it really trying to appeal to the pippa audience. Or is that just how she is