/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This is the cute and funny line I want her to say:
"I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"

Quick, post Chihiro while Bethany is asleep.

maybe its just me but she seemed kinda disappointed at the response she got when she asked for cute and funny lines

>>3866927
When she asked for an example she provided this: https://youtu.be/Kx9rM6i43h0

If anyone is not on Twitter wants to post your cute and funny line here and I'll reply to her with it. It should be like example provided, and not like >>3866883

>>3866927
she hasn’t groomed us enough yet to get the responses she desires

Beatani wuz in Paris?

>>3866706
That's a big bear

Did we let her down by not responding to her tweet asking for cute lines?

Sorry beatani, sorry dads. I've got a new girlfriend and her name is Temako. Thanks for the good times but I'm out of here.

>>3867111
ogey

>>3867111
Nigger

>>3866889
CHIHIRO LOVE

>>3866927
>no one told her to say "hi honey" yet
I want to see her cringe.

>>3867106
Yes, she has abandoned us and she is going to post on reddit

Hey dads, how's it hanging? Still a little early, but a lot better than last time. I'll let this one slide, but still try to get in that 1 hour before sweet spot.
>>3867058
>>3867106
I honestly just didn't have any cute lines. If you do have any lines you guys want to hear I'm down to tweet a reply if you're too autistic to do so.
>>3867111
Nice trips, but fuck you lol

>>3867171
Get out of here Dr. Cell

>>3867187
never

Ideas for fanart involving that other avatar :

>Beatani going back in time and meeting herself before being trapped on the Internet. Becomes an intense ペロペロ session between the two, similar to other fanarts.
>Probably in two panels : she is looking at herself in the mirror, completely panicked, grasping her head. Seems to be having some sort of mental episode. One picture is her panicked face, the other is her reflection in the mirror, which is one half Chisato, one half Chihiro.

Which sounds better?

I want to die

>>3867111
>have been following Bea for longer
>Temako followed me back first
what does it mean

>>3867457
Good luck with that

>>3867457
Get some sleep Beatani

Fuck yes! Beatani thread WAHOO!

>>3867111
>debut stream
>10k sub challenge
Is this bitch for real?

>>3867515
it means temako is waiting for you to fly to japan to meet her

>>3867410
I like the second one

Just realized that Beatani, and other small independant vtubers, are the "chika idol" of vtubers

>>3867106
yes.THINK DADS THINK

>>3867515
nothing.She just wants to farm numbers.She didnt even genuinely come for advice or anything.

>Bear never likes any of my tweets anymore
This bear is turning me into a schizo lets go!

>>3867750

>>3867793
The trick is to know when to tweet. Don't tweet all the time/respond to everything, and don't tweet cringe stuff, and there's a good chance you'll get a response.

>>3867793
She's just really busy lately. The post Golden Week rush.

>>3867793
bear is forgetful.
she forgets to post on twitter before streams.
hasnt changed the omori tag.
please undastan onegai

>>3867793
Turning? I'm already there.

>>3867836
>>3867848
>>3867854
That makes sense. Sasuga bear making me overthink. I thought it had something to do with the list

Thats what happens when she specifically asks for lewds and you dont provide, why should she keep you around?

>>3867836
She's just like a real girl

Have any dads received their letters yet?

>>3867902
>Spoiler
Truly, we have some of the most schizo dads in this thread.

Do (you) think beatani likes neglect play?

>>3868050
all girls like neglect pay
women pretty much exist to be neglected

>>3867111
>not picking the superior vtuber
ngmi

>>3868081
play*
they definitely dont like their pay being neglected

>>3868050
i think she expects us to read her mind and somehow magically know when she's joking and when she's being serious

>>3867986
No, I don't even think she's mailed it yet. She had to prepare them and with the virus situation there are additional delays with mail depending on the country. Anyway, she can take as much time as she wants.

>>3868046
If she can make us distrustful and jealous of each other she can draw us even deeper into her net. Pretty soon it'll be sissy hypnosis brainwashing ASMR.

I miss the good old days.
It's now just the same faggots seeking (You)s from Bea everyday.

>>3868121
A typical woman.

>>3868050
I always thought it would be funny if, when the stream started, we just ignore her and say hi to all the dads and talk amongst each other
She once started a stream and said she was jealous that we weren't talking about her in the pre-stream chat

>>3868233
You remember how the Chihiro incident went right?

>>3868121
Wow, kinda like a gyaru

>>3868158
You do want to become otokonoko and suck other dad's dick, don't you? From now on you will only think about dad's dick. Now get down and do those floor reps, but no touching yourself. And do not let yourself cum until I tell you!

Picked up reading Watamote again today, and I can't believe how much she reminds me Tomoko.
I feel like she must be larping as her sometimes.

>>3868233
What would be funny about that? She is going to either ignore it or have another menhera attack.
Why would you want that?

>>3868108
I'm curious to see how many people from /yah/ will be in her debut stream. I'll watch it out of curiosity desu

>>3868275
When is Beatani getting her lesbo harem?

>>3868275
Bea was nothing like Tomoko, she used to be a normalfag, she probably sucked dick and could've fucked if she wasn't such a beta bear.

>>3868180
It only gets worse from here olddad

>>3868351
Considering dads are 99% female she has one now.

>>3868313
Because it's funny, anon. Everyone spamming oji-posting at the start of a stream was funny, and then we returned to normal. Nothing wrong with teasing her and reminding her who is in charge

>>3868108
>>3868320
I know collabs are for faggots, but I'd be interested in seeing how it could play out with beatani, seeing as they're both JP and can handle this place well.
IF she ends up entertaining and worth watching, mind you.

>>3868180
Are you the same autistic faggot who complained about us all not using special burner Twitter and YouTube accounts just because we found Beatani here? Or maybe the one who suggested we all change our name to "Listener-chan?" There was also doomposter nigger who complained about how she would learn our names in one month. Just rope yourself already

>>3868431
No collab

>>3868415
Are you the same guy who wanted her to say "Hi, honey" to see her cringe?

>>3868499
Yes how did you know?

>>3868233
That kind of happened when she forgot to start the stream
What a foolish bear...

>>3868431
It could be interesting but that's not gonna happen with Bea's no collab policy.
Besides that girl said she is not gonna debut until june/july.

>>3868108
>>3868320
Why would I want to watch a man using a voice changer larp as a loli?

>>3868465
You will never be real.

>>3868388
My rrat is that she a normalfag larping as Tomoko, larping a polar bear.

Eurobros...

>>3868524
Same faggy energy

Dads, what if Bea's roommate is Chihiro?

>>3868465
Even if that is the case, he's not wrong.

>>3868180
I'll probably hold the pre-membership era as the best part of her stream career so far. Everyone was on the same level and people weren't spamming "I KNEEL" to every faggot who donates.

>>3868612
I knew it. She definitely hates euros because she keeps streaming at 00:00 - 02:00

>>3868612
Context? She could be talking about how eufags love to hate on burgers

>>3868644
The slay the spire streams were peak.

>>3868612
You can add jpn hate because those recent stream timing are brutal for normal jpn people who has a life

>>3868612
i told you guys bea belongs to america
i love you bea marry me chu chu chu i will draw sugoi saikou picture for you soon

>>3868612
To be fair, streaming for the eurobros must be a pain in the ass
I can watch vtubers only because I still work from home, I'll have to pretty much stop watching Bea if I start going to the office again

>>3868612
If she doesn't want my superior pound sterling currency then I'm going to start using Argentean meme currency for my Oil Balon memberships.

>>3868644
Its all in good fun , and better than donating bad taste cringe in disguise as a joke.

>>3868612
That's it, I'm destroying my mug, cancelling my commissions, deleting her from KK, keeping the Patreon requests private, cancelling my membership AND I won't watch at least 2 of her stream VODs.

I miss her...

The size of Bea's European audience has always surprised me.

>>3868612
>>3868702
She means America (Continent)

>>3868806
I'm pretty curious about her youtube audience stats, I hope she shares them someday

>>3868755
That's why she did it, she thinks most of her members are argentinian.

>>3868624
I think it is.

>>3866889

>>3868824
Nice try amigo

>>3866889

>>3868891
UOOHOHHOHOH

Ignore cringe burgers and listen to Bea sing
https://youtu.be/4YrZdU8MWUo
https://youtu.be/N6TwgX7MDh0

>>3868644
Are we watching the same streams? I don't think she has ever read my name or paid attention to my donation before the superchat reading. I don't understand how autistic you need to be for people's donations to make you cringe.

>>3868624
Cut across, not down. You might find other rhings to live for.

Burgerbros...

>>3868975
I think you missed.

>>3868901
Ee senorita! Senorita Beanita! You wanna go with me to Mehico?

fuck eurofags
fuck burgerfags
fuck russianfags
fuck spanish-speakingfags

brazil #1

>>3869040
>Senorita Beanita
keko

Have we ever learned if Beatani has a tail?

>>3869040
Getting into a Mexican standoff with Chihiro and Chisato! Cherry pie all over the fucking walls!

>>3869136
I hope she does...

>>3869123
Calm yourself, Beatani isn't going to brazil.

>>3868891
Dark eyes are canon but amber eyes are SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

BEATANI LOVE

>>3869136
Yes, that's why she goes nopan.

Did you ever regret it after replying to one of her tweets?

>>3869166
COME TO BRAZIL

>>3869136
Newdads, I SCOFF at you in mild disdain.

>>3869166
i'll kidnap her if i have to

>>3869180
I don't reply to her tweets because I'm not cringe.

>>3869166
I WANT BEATANI TO VISIT BRAZIL

>>3869123
mordekaiser es numero uno
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

>>3869166
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?

>>3869193
As an artfag this is genuinely useful information.

>>3869193
Back when DM's didn't warrant public execution.

>>3869166
looks like a nice place

>>3869193
>If I may ask(...)if you don't mind me asking
Sasuga DM guys.

>>3869229
There's an urgent need for drawings of Beatani's ass here.

>>3869260
Condemning Beatani to live the rest of her life as a public onahole in the favelas IKZ!

>>3869303
Those fucking groomers...

>>3869247
I still can't believe that not just one, but many people DM'd her for inane shit like telling her good morning. What the fuck is going through their heads?

>>3869377
It's even more amazing once you realize she explicitly says not to DM menial things.

>>3869377
Who knows, man. I never DM'd her until the birthday stream regarding one of the projects. Reaching out to say some inane shit like you think you're above the average commenter is top cringe stuff.

>>3869377
That shit cracked me up. Imagine some guy DMing "Good morning" every day with no response

>>3869180
having regret during and after posting something on the internet is a sign of weakness. Your not weak, are you?

>>3869453
Lmao, I wanna feel bad but I can't. Cringe Oji-sans get the rope.

>>3869495
We need another gosling mass genoc- I mean suicide, so only the strong dads remain.

>>3869180
>called me out for not giving her any prompts
>said I was abusive
a little

>>3869180
no

You know what? I support Beatani in getting a bf. It kills goslings and besides, I'm already cheating on her with 4 different chuubas.

>>3869649
>Beatani in getting a bf

>>3869688
Anon, please put that hammer down. Let me explain our relationship.

I GAVE LIKE 4IDEAS CMON DADS, WHATS YOUR EXCUSE?
THE THREAD IS AVAILABLE TO POST IDEAS, SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN POST EM TO Twitter

>>3869552
This is why I have to take her virginity on stream. So the audience can draw a clear line.

>>3869649
I look forward to the zatsudan when she tells us about her first time

>>3869180
regret is for stupid people, you can't do anything anyway

>>3869745
I'm thinking

>>3867457
Me too Bea.

>>3869649
Cuck. The only way I'd ever support Beatani getting a boyfriend is if he's me.

>>3869588
I don't know what she thought you said was abusive.

I still have no fucking idea what she was asking for on twitter. At least you guys do, I guess

>>3869776
Am I really cuck if I myself am a man whore?

Well looks like dad, brother and boyfriend are taken, I'll have to settle for creepy uncle.

>>3869752
>Japanese having sex
Sorry, only JAV stars do that!

>>3869842
Yes. If you let your wife (or in this case your daughter) fuck another man with your consent, meanwhile you too are fucking other women, that doesn't make you any less of a cuck.

>>3869880
Cheer up, it's not that bad. Could be worse.

>>3867111
I'm seen a number of dads cheating with the big tiddy sailor, I know because I was one of them. But I think Bea can forgive us, because she knows we are like this for any hard luck case that comes up and that we always come home to her at night at the end of the day.

>>3868891
She looks evil.

I want beatani to say "WASURERU BEAm!!!" whenever she said or did something cringe.

I didn't respond with a cute line for her because I couldn't think of any. And I think that's better than sending memes when she was being serious.

We should make Bea be polite in Japanese because this is what she hates the most in life.

>>3870055
Yeah

>>3869947
I'll also admit I was cheating, but not anymore since I found out I got cheated myself.
She already has another channel with 26000 subscribers

Bea please forgive me I didn't mean to sin

>>3870055
She always asks these things while I am at work and I don't feel like replying to something from 6+ hours ago.

>>3868891
The one on the left is SEX

>>3870100
You have time until she starts the stream, I think.

>>3869745
If the cute lines are supposed to be a punishment then:
>Oji-san posters are cringe and disgusting, just kidding Oji-sans are cute and funny chuu

>>3869180
Yes. Sometimes I regret replying to her tweets because what I had in mind was funnier than what it actually is once I post it. I also think I post too much, I don't want to be destroyar san so I think I'll only like for a while, maybe not even that. I'll be a ghost follower.

>>3870085
Saviorfags want a genuine girl to come along who isn't merely using them for subs, but that is difficult with vtubers. Bea is more genuine than most, in both the good and bad sense of that. But that's what I like about her.

>>3870100
Just do it dad

>>3870085
Wtf, why is she even wasting her time with another account then? Was it a bet

>>3868108
She seems cool. Her thread made me concernfag about whether Beatani was limiting her growth by being too referential to 4chan much though. I must trust the bear...

>>3868755
>>3868784
Based consequences of her actions.

>>3868644
Doesn't matter if you're green or grey if you're a kneelguy. The color tribalism shtick (and now seed/sprout tiers) has been pretty gay.

>>3869831
1.Conversation topics.
2.cute lines to read, or cute copypastas probably would work for the meme.
is it that hard?

>>3869745
>I wuv you dads~!

>>3870376
Who knows, apparently she applied for a vtuber spot, got denied 5 times and decided fuck it I'll indie.

>>3868891
uoooh

I like how she reacted to head pats it was cute.

>174 posts
HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAS THIS THREAD BEEN UP

>>3870558
i mean there must be a reason.

>>3870085
you betrayed bea and once you betray menhera you can never regain their trust

>>3866927
My mind is legit blank. I disappointed the bear.

>>3870657
if anything its menhera that will trust you again

>>3867593
"Debut" stream.
She has another account with 26k subs and her vtuber stuff is mixed with roommate stuff. I guess she made a new channel to separate the two.

>>3870444
>Spoiler
So that Faggot was (You)! How many times do we have to say it dad. She's growing perfectly normal. She is inclining hard. Honest to god, I thought you were some faggot /asp/ shitter because of the stuff you were saying. Have more faith in our bear. She's doing fine.

>>3870688
any cute copy pastas that arent too cringe?

>>3870606

>>3866883
>>3867609
>>3868891
>>3869173
>>3869199
>>3870111
>>3870607
come at me, (you) horny bastards
im ready!

>>3870729
it depends on certain factors

>>3870764
Suggested the Chaika version of the navy seal pasta but it was too long for her.

>>3870763
not that dad but I do worry about that a little from time to time. But I trust her.

>>3870783
Cute

>>3868637
>>3868644
>>3868967
I regret to a certain degree suggesting that we could show our "long-term" support by using the same names on all platforms. I'll help Beatani no matter what her streaming goals are, but it would be a bit depressing if this ends up becoming a clique with a fixed TTL.
>>3870444
>>3870763
All doomposting aside, most things seem to indicate that Beatani is just aiming for steady growth for now.

>>3869752
yeah me too i wonder how she will describe my two finger technique

>>3870444
>being too referential to 4chan
When did she do that?
She said on stream that 4chan is a dangerous place and that she is afraid of it. And I don't remember her ever mentioning it on her Twitter.
So what the fuck are you talking about?

>>3870558
Yeah just did my archive reps and saw the post. I don't know. Maybe she wanted to try something new or wanted to get a following by just using her voice and a cute avatar... but there must be a reason she got rejected so many times. Oh well, it's off topic so let's stop here

>>3867410
>one half Chisato, one half Chihiro

>some dads migrating to other bitch
>euro dads at suicide clock
>brazil dads come out of nowhere
>some dads calling each other faggots
>newdads DM her for stupid questions without checking the wiki first
>concernfag overanalyzing too much

>>3870764
can someone make a beatani version of navy seals copypasta?

>>3871034
nobody migrated.

>>3870966
Yeah, she's not reading our posts on stream at least. It's understood at this point that she will respond to dads on Twitter based on this thread but doesn't really directly speak in here. Which is probably for the best.

>>3871034
>>euro dads at suicide clock
>>3868986

>>3868180
>>3868465
all me

>>3870764
>be japanese corporate slave
>despereate and alone
>decide to take detour on way home
>sitting in the park bench till dusk
"hello, who is you?"
>pic related come from nowhere, standing there with wide grin
>she is cute, and her voice is funny
>proceed to introduce myself, also tell her im dead tired after work
"sabishi na... want to me peropero you?"
>what the fack is wrong with this mesugaki? is this child prostitution?
>open wallet
>500,000 Argentine Peso. ask her if that much is enough
>she agree ironically
>she then take my hand and walk me gently to her house
>an average 6 tatami apartment, Amazon gift cards scattered everywhere somehow
>accidentally kick her game cube while entering her room
>she start undressing
>told her to put her cloths back
>undress her
>french kiss her while groping her butt and playing with the nipple
>her mouth taste like mint
>she unzip my pants, and smiling at my shameful japanese chikuwa
"based"
>stroking
>lick the tip
>swallow the whole poor thing
>her fang make it hurt a bit, but the tecnique is gold
>she then lay down in the floor, leg spreaded
"your turn dad! do you like kani?"
>nod
>start licking like dog
>it doesn't taste like crab at all, but still delish
"ideot! gentle please dad!"
>feels challanged
>enter Licking Demon mode
>she start screaming, drool and all
>Licking Demon mode gauge empty
>before she even take a breath, flip her body to butt upward
>the little 蛇 now become a big 槌の子
>enter.jpg
"woah, nice dick dad"
>expect her to moan, but this is fine
>start pumping like indiefag on /vt
"yahh! yahh! Hiroyuki!! Yah!!"
>i like my new japanese nickname
>dump all inside
>passed out for dehydration
>waking up with all limbs amputed, chained to the wall
>she was there, cooking while humming sobakasu
>realize im awake, she walk closely and squat
>spoonfeed a gyoza she just made to me
"thanks for cumming dad, let's have fun time every day from now on"

>>3871034
It's good right?

>>3870898
I mean, it should be alright if we use accounts and shit as long as it's not here. As long as we don't gatekeep too hard on youtube or twitter (Gatekeep shills and tourists as hard as we can here though). Either we have a shitton of lurkers in the thread or Bea is gaining even more traction outside of /vt/. It'll be fine, I know for sure..

>>3871034
what else is new?

>>3871034
>some dads migrating to other bitch
It's annoying. Now any bitch who wants to be a Vtuber (debut soon)tm or wants to grow will do the same thing Bea did coming here and following a thread, and while it's not bad, idiots here start to talk about her and even ask for a collab. Give me a break. Beatani is leagues better.

>>3868849
I believe this rrat

>>3871275
Based Bea Elitist.

>>3871034
these are comfy times

>>3871034
love this art, very cute

>>3871275
Yea, we should keep /yah/ mostly for the talk of Beatani, go ahead and talk about other chuubas in other threads.

>>3871034
>some dads migrating to other bitch
I don't think you belong here if you took that seriously. please leave

>>3871275
Ogey beatani, just don't come late to the stream later.

I will fucking kill myself right now. Nothing better will happen in my life and those things happened a lot. I am fulfilled as dad

>>3869136
She drew a tail during the merch planning stream yes.

>>3871493
Godspeed.

>>3871034
stop being a faggot and I'll stop calling you one

>>3869193
wait a second
>I don't wear a panty
I can't believe this image is telling lies.

>>3871275
I think the flavor of the month indie is fine to discuss occasionally as long as people don't saviorfag for other girls in this thread. People have their favorite Holos in this thread already and nobody really cares as long as you show Bea the proper love and respect she deserves.

I will pet this dumb bear.

"Chat analyzer" here. I'm very dumb and couldn't prevent myself from crunching numbers again. Didn't CTRL+C this one so I'll share it some other day.
Some of you had other interesting ideas in the previous thread as well, such as how often "sparse" donations encourage other people to donate as well. Does anybody have less money-oriented data they'd like to figure out? Someone mentioned figuring out how many long-term supporters appear by stream or something similar, as well as how many members there are so far.

>>3871493
cheers for you, lucky bastard

>>3869180
Yes

>>3871493
You're one lucky dad, Maybe I should produce some art so I can get back into the follow list.

>>3871554
She also realized she needs to wear pantsu for non-R18 pictures.

>>3871554
>tiny lowleg pantsu to make room for her soft little nub tail

>>3871642
kanpai

>>3871554
bikini

>>3871275
this is the way to go, maybe one day we'll get another yukkin arc

>>3870783
For some reason this image is really making me want to do my hand reps.

Getting mindbroken by Beatani!

minecraft stream confirmed?

>>3871969
>It's happening

>>3871631
thought the goal was to identify anon with their yt name?
i think the more information the better

A friendly reminder

>>3871275
BASED

>wake up
>open /yah
>faggots everywhere, like usual
>close /yah
>Bea stream in one hour
>back to sleep

>mfw I thought Bea was the one with 26k subs on her main channel
I was going to kill myself

>>3869726
here is my edit

>>3871969
fuck me. please at least make it interesting bear...

>>3872015
What? I thought that was just a joke in like one post about being able to identify everyone based on their writing style soon. Is this a surveillance state?

>>3871969
/yah/ server here we come
>>3872059
do isaac reps count?

>>3871969
Minecraft Bear!

>>3871634
As long as the filename is Chisato this meme is wrong.

>>3871969
>my drawing from 4 hours ago haven't be liked
she hate me, right?

>>3872106
same, thank god it isn't true

>>3872100
Kek

>>3871493
Poldad teach me your ways

>>3871969
Either as real as the discord server or I'll actually have to buy another game.

>>3872254
Give her time, anon. She will like it when she sees it.

>>3872163
Are you doubting her?

>>3872119
Gold

>>3872167
isnt this the same guy?

>>3872119
fucking based

>>3872254
is it under the hastag?if you @ her in the main post in the same post as the hashtag it bumps it down in the hashtag in search.

>>3872296
Go out to people, start jogging, believe in yourself

>>3872325
i believe she is retarded and dumb for this kind of game

>>3867058
Starting at 25 seconds here for Chaika's lines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy9B0pUpJ6E

Dekomori's lines from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QldO6Lpez0

>>3872254
she just haven't seen it yet

>>3872254
as far as I can see she's liked/RT'd everything under the hashtag so either you didn't tag it properly and she just missed it or twitter thinks you're a bot and didn't show it to her.

>>3872254
You guys really gotta stop being cringe and needy and cringe.

>>3872059
I am. It only increases my desire to kill myself.

>>3872310
>>3872521
>>3872648
she replied to it and praise me, I can die in peace now

>>3871275
>>3871034
I checked her out. She made all the wrong moves in such a short amount of time that it's not even funny.

Beatani is the perfect height and weight for belly-to-back suplexing.

>>3872835
It looks like she's going in hard, anon.
Good Job.

>>3872400
Should have guessed someone would confuse me with that anon.
I was summing all the donations together, and now trying to figure out more "productive" numbers to calculate, like the anon that did the graph of returning chatters.

>>3872835
congrats, but dont die

>>3872815
my biggest fear is people thinking I'm a needy gosling or worse, a groomer and with the way she responds it really makes me feel guilty at times

Support my YouTube channel
https://youtu.be/fprRGBAxyXA

Have to do sleep reps, hopefully nothing's on fire when I wake up.

>>3873805
who is (You)

>>3873805
A Spaniard

>>3873805
I remember you, I think

Don't give (you)s to bait fellas.
Instead, do it for the bear.

>>3873822
she will stream in abt 2 hours, don't sleep too long dad

Jesus Christ I thought I was 16 minutes late

>>3874110
I do my reps for/to her after waking up. Bea is a great morning wood remedy.

>>3874326
Yeah, I told her you'd probably be late so she moved it 2 hours. She really likes you, I'm jealous.

>>3874326
yeah I also thought that, this kusogaki...

>>3874326
16 minutes late means you'd be right on time.

>>3874479
I really woulda been fine just watching the VODs

>>3873805
no

Some of you are really adjusting your whole sleep schedule to watch her live?

>>3874817
N-no...

>>3874817
You get used to it if you want to watch vtubers

>>3874817
I've been going to sleep at 4-5am every day for the past couple of weeks already

>>3874817
see >>3874940

>>3874817
I haven't had a sleep schedule since 2020

>>3874817
I unintentionally stayed up all night to half watch her stream and half shitpost in /yah/ once, and then I realized that was very foolish and cringe and haven't done it since.

>>3874479
don't even joke about that, I'm fantasizing about her VA now the same way I fantasize about any woman around my age or younger who talks to me

I almost broke down at fucking work today because I posted cringe on Twitter and felt guilty about it for hours afterward

I want to have sweaty sex with shyguys.

>>3875413
Oh, fuck dad. You need some help.

>>3875532
You're going to make me blush Beatani.

>>3872559
I posted with the dekomori line

>>3874817
no, she usually streams at 5:00 p.m

>>3875413
>first line
Understandable, happened to me
>second line
Jesas anon. You take it too seriously.

>>3875413

>>3869726
how do I stop myself from Tweeting this at her

>>3875413
you need to take a break from her

>>3875413
I want to ask what you posted so I can console you and tell you not to worry, but you probably don't want to give away your name. So I'll just say don't worry about it

>>3874817

>>3875744
Pee in your computer

>>3875413
>her VA
this post annoy me so much

>>3875836
This little brat!

>>3875543
>>3875689
it's too late for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII

>>3875744
I mean you can, but I already did so it'd be a waste

>>3875413
Consider therapy. Stay away from posting anywhere if you're this unstable.

>>3874594
I know, and you weren't cringe about how you told her, so don't worry about it. You might get teased over it a little bit longer but you're a good dad

>>3875413
Hey why haven't you suicided yet?

>>3875932
"roommate" is stupid

>>3875934
just stop worrying, nothing really matters, it's all in your head.

>>3875836
Some of you dads really want a response from her, wow

>>3876304
need that dopamine rush

>>3876304
Big time

>>3876238
Voice actress is worse because it doesn't capture what vtubing is at all. This is motion capture acting not just recording lines.

>>3876224
dunno

I was thinking an edit of the Gensokyo meme to put a picture of Bea inside the noose would be kind of funny

>>3875932
Short for vagina

Anyone else ever watch the streams really drunk and post cringe in the chat and want to die the next day?

>Youtube prompting me to become an oil balon now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3876414

>>3876414
I rather not encourage cringe dads to kill themselves anon.

>>3876493
A little bit, yes. I save my really cringe posts for here though.

>>3876587
why'd you ask me why I hadn't killed myself yet then

>>3876238
It's not. You were probably concerned the first time you saw the term being used, you were sobbing like the pitiful subhuman you are; deluding yourself thinking that your oshi was being unfaithful to (You) by living with someone else other than you.

>>3876514
Do it, it will make Bea slightly happier for a few seconds.

>>3876681
Different anon from that guy, I think he was too harsh there.

>>3876493
>>3869495

>>3876493
I somehow have managed not to watch while wasted but if her current schedule keeps up I definitely will drunkpost

I'm not looking forward to it

>>3876693
calm down nigger, stop projecting

One hour and 15 minutes to finish your floor reps, dads

>>3867836
Cringe stuff also gets responses though

The bear could be going through Temako's chat log and finding disloyal dads at this very moment.

>>3877933
I actually did last night, kinda hurts but somewhat feels good.
I can't piss straight this morning

>>3874817
yes

>>3878140
fucking hope so, retard think shes special

Who the fuck is Temako and why are you cringe dads discussing her in a yah thread. This thread is for discussion of Beatani and Beatani related things. Don't bring other unrelated cringetubers here.

>>3878140
To the list they go. But not the normal list... THE list.

>>3878140
who?

>>3878140

>>3878417
Exactly

>>3878417
>>3850522

I love my cute and funny menhera bear!

Oh no I'm gonna conceeeeern

>>3878324
she is tho

>>3878372
If you want people to stop discussing her don't ask who she is retard, just tell them to take it to the relevant thread

Prone bone or mating press bea?

>>3878615
she is (a) thot.

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion

>>3878726
Temako that is.

>>3878667
Mating press is the only correct answer.

>>3878667
mmm trombone

>>3878667
manhandling her in midair like she is living onahole

>>3878667
NTR with the new girl while she's tied up watching helplessly

>>3878600
DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY CUTE AND FUNNY INHIBITORS.

>>3878667
Mating press

>>3878667
choking mating press is the only answer

>>3878667
Her straddling my lap holding our bodies tight.

>>3878726
Correct, a normie bitch

>>3878667
Pressing her face against a wall while fucking her from behind is the real patrician choice.

Mating press? Pronebone? Disgusting. The only thing I want to do is waiting until marriage, and having missionary sex with her on the wedding bed, only for procreative purposes of course. Then we will raise a happy christian family together.

>>3878976
how do you know when to stop choking? is it when you ejected or the chokee will desperately ask to stop?

Bear is pressing my buttons

>>3878667
I want bea to drip molten wax on my body as she violates me! I want her to mindbreak me and make me insane!

>>3878667
Prone bone so you can feel her little tail twitch as she orgasms.

>>3879352
This is fucking stockholm syndrome 101....

>>3879352
>>3879368
glad she understands us

>>3879352
Why is she like this? Why does she want to hurt us? I only want her to be happy, why can't she be the same...

>>3879465
God damn, it moved.

>ywn be emotionally tormented by beatani
bros...

>>3879352
>>3879368
How can bea and dads both be in a constant state of S and M at all times

She's like a real bear, playing with her food...

>>3879587
This is clearly a direct result of how we raised her.

>>3879655
That's the ultimate level of relationship between brats and oji-sans.

>>3878667
Mating Press
I like seeing their faces.

>>3879587
Misery loves company.

>>3878667
Prone bone so I can nuzzle her hair and lick her ears as I thrust from behind.

being a shy dad that still uses twitter and occasionally comments on her stream chat instead of solely posting in these threads/lurking her streams is suffering

>>3879587
menhera

I love this completely normal and wholesome girl.

Honestly I'd almost rather be less engaged and watch from a distance. This menhera/yandere shit is too weird for my tastes, it's stupid to see people larp about being scared of her.

I bet Chihiro would be a better streamer. There would be less mental illness and I'd treat my fans with respect.

bea makes my heart pound i wanna chu chu chu bea chuuu! chuuu! uoooohh!

i miss chihiro.... i wish we can see her again

>>3880563
>
Go away Chihiro!

>>3880563
i'm mentally ill and i'm tired of pretending i'm not

>>3880563
Almost got me. But go away, chihiro.

>>3880563
>>3880644

the wait is killing me, I need this cute and funny bear to stream NOW

>>3880563
weak

>>3879352
>>3879368
An attempt to advise you was made! Meds will not be enough to stop this bear any more!

>>3880563
Not me, I want to crash and burn with Chisato. Ruining my life and mental health for my oshi!

>>3880563
Foolish bear paws typed this.

Good thing XP Hill has the groomer warning sign up now.

>>3880563

There's no way back, I've been completely mindbroken.
Kumagai "Beatani" Chisato can make me ejaculate on command at any time. If she gives me the order midstream, I will instantly follow it as if it were my nature.

>>3880747
Hey "fellow dad", you know Chihiro is better than Beatani, right?
Every day Bea tweets dumb things and acts like she can actually hurt you, but she's just a random person on the internet.
Let's be honest, do any of you believe you have a chance to actually meet her?
Please realize that she only sees you as a means of milking donations and nothing more.
My opinion, which is also fact, is that Chihiro is the better sister.
Everyone should see that. Do yourself a favor and log off.

I imagine this stream will be very interesting, as usual.

>>3868388
>she used to be a normalfag
It's also peculiar that she is unable to explain 2ch memes despite supposedly being on the site for so long.
>ha ha it's just random

Just so everyone is aware, I will be edging this whole stream and will blow on "bea bea".

>>3880563
Please Chihiro, get your cringe sister to take her meds.

>>3881144
You know streams last longer than 2 minutes, right?

This thread is full of coomers. It's pretty disgusting and sad.

>>3881045
was logging off ever an option dads?

>>3880563
EMBRACE MENHERA
FOOLISH DAD BEGONE
CUTE AND FUNNY
CHIHIRO AWAY

>>3881105
to be fair it isn't like we're doing a good job explaining our memes to her
I'm still not sure if she knows the difference between the final yab and a mere rrat

>>3881333
Kumagai Chisato Incorporated: Your one stop shop for coomers and groomers.

>>3881045
I cannot log off even if i want to

>>3881333
Welcome, enjoy the cooms and grooms.

get in to the pre-chat, onegai!!

https://youtu.be/oI6AyfJdqpQ
https://youtu.be/oI6AyfJdqpQ
https://youtu.be/oI6AyfJdqpQ