/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Rrats on who the ex-corpo that will be joining Vshojo JP is?

Seems like Mousey really enjoys the 40k aesthetic.

Alright Sykkuno has been annoying as fuck this collab you were right anons

>>38779951
I want Zen to smash my pelvis and pass me the medical bills.

>>38779999
Is that a new rrat now? I've been watching Zen and Geega

>>38779999
dont know jp corpos, and mostly dont know jp's but probably some kson friend?

>>38779999
what's the rrat?

Mouse has been successfully warhammer pilled.

Man, I just noticed I can't find the Mouse pacifier emote in the discord anymore. Bro, that's fucked up, I think they might've removed it.

I feel bad man.

Pink Love

>>38779999
The only other ex-corpo JP's that I know of are the ones /vt/ makes a big deal about. So that's Aloe + Lulu and it's definitely not Aloe.

>>38780091
It's over.

consensual non-consensual sex without a condom with bimbo rat

>>38779999
Any ex-corpo worth their salt has heard Nazuna complain about the restrictions and knows not to join.

Why does Geega exude fuck me energy

>>38780033
never fails

>>38780185
She's black

>>38780170

>>38780293
Worse. She's Italian

>>38780118
Let the LGBT community fuck off Mouse!

Chris is round 4 in the chess boxing, for those interested. Still a little more than 2 hours before the thing starts.

>>38780087
How does her spine support the weight of such a large head?

>>38780401
Excellent engineering.

>>38780315
>worse than being black
As a black person, that simply isn't true.

>>38780293
>>38780315

You're both right; she's Sicilian

>geega on jabroni mikes channel last night

vshonen candidate

>>38780466
kek

>>38780447
You're not Italian, you don't get to speak for their struggles.

>>38775863
Goddamnit Mouse I know you are going to pick some twee ass split screen co-op garbage or some dogshit party game, but you could
>Install Fightcade
>Install Fightcade
>Install Fightcade
>Install Fightcade
>https://www.fightcade.com/
>ROMs on demand: https://lofi.netlify.app/post/fc2-json-pack-auto-download-roms-from-fightcade-2/

>>38780471
gunrun pays geega to divert atention from possible new members so i would point to the opposite

>>38780527
It's not Fightcade but Girls FightCade is playing the new Ninja Turtles game

>>38780116

Bros, [REDACTED] is wearing a cow maid outfit
My spirit is weak...

>>38780153
Based

>>38780471
New wave is going to be Geega, Mike, and Nagzz. Gunrun's going all out with the Italian theming.

>>38780315
That's nothing, could've been worse if she was polish

>>38780170
I'm glad the "no one is ever going to join" schizo found a new cope

>>38780660
Padoru, padoru

>>38780033
This is actually pretty tolerable compared his normal, if that tells you anything.

>>38780629
In all fairness that is a happy medium for me
I miss when Konami was good, sadge

>>38780492
>being enslaved for centuries in pineapple plantation, so much they cannot bear the sight on pizza anymore

.
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>Archive Links:

- Complete Nyanners (Post Vtuber Debut) Vod Archive (Starting on 2020-07-17 running until 2023-xx-xx): https://pastebin.com/Eg1Yy3TZ

- Complete Hime Hajime Vod Archive (Starting on 2021-01-31 running until 2022-08-30): https://pastebin.com/28iC7P72

- Ironmouse Vod spreadsheet/Bubivt Vod "Archive" and some other vods/Vod Spreadsheets: https://pastebin.com/STax22rK
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>Some other stuff that might be of use:

- Vod Archiving guide for Twitch/Youtube Live streams that covers the basics: https://pastebin.com/1i8hF902

- Links for the 4chan (#/vt/ and #/recanon/) IRC channels, Koikatsu Party Character cards from /Vsj+/ and /lig/ and the website to make wordclouds: https://pastebin.com/FiAsYK7e

>>38780652
Just reduce her to the fap material she is. You're not paying her or anything.

>>38780652
she looks fucking weird now, did she get more work done?

>Geega likes Leonardo
DROPPED

>>38780682
I beg you, let Gunrun shoot all Polish whores from all over the world!

>>38780660
Seeing the really old Nyan emotes feels weird. Like seeing someone before they developed schizophrenia

>>38780652
That's the slowest 2k viewer chat I've ever seen.

>>38780820
They're busy

>>38780820
Hard to type with one hand

>>38780170
>muh vshojo restrictions

>>38780815
>developed schizophrenia
Is that slang for became a vtuber?

>>38780863
>Can't stream on Youtube despite wanting to
Yea...so much for that TALENT FREEDOM guys

Is this a double date stream?

>>38780958
its clearly not vshojos fault since kson can stream on youtube retard

>>38780963
Yes. Monke abandoned his rat one too many times.

>>38780983
NTA but you don't understand sarcasm mockery

>>38780963
I don't see senzawa with aethel nyan and sykkuno so no

>>38780820
how much further does she need to fall before the porn? she's getting old
tick-tock bunny

>>38780958
Everyone else can and she can stream as mikeneko or guest as nazuna on youtube. I wonder where the restriction against her streaming for her new company on youtube comes from... Such a mystery

>>38780660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUDhtySQikY

>>38780718
FUCKING HOW

>>38781131
Aethel acts as a tard wrangler

>>38781164
Aethel is a tard

>>38781057
We can only hope that she makes some bad investments soon.

>>38781164
A few of his otv friends do too, thats the only time I'll keep the stream on if he's in it.

>>38781186
exactly, you need a tard to wrangle a tard through the law of equivalent exchanges

>>38780652
>coomers will always keep bad people in business

>>38780633
I have it already, I'm just saying, the fact it was removed, makes me feel bad. Like mouse felt like she couldn't have it there anymore.

>>38780963

>>38781251
just use adblock and don't sub

>>38781336
that's not how it works. just having the stream open is support.

>>38780683

>>38780652
Nux has stopped that low huh?

Wow

>>38781251
Have you seen Hololive?

Word cloud from last thread.

>>38780815

>>38781390
Force feminize Nux and I might forgive him. He already uses a female avatar on Twitch.

Day 35
The wolf's buyer is finally dropping by to get his wolf. 120 million to be paid over 2 years. Crazy. None of us are going to work another day in our lives. Somehow, it was slightly bittersweet to see her go. She gave us a sweet smile and waved goodbye. She had a confused look on her when she was taken to the van. I have this nagging doubt that something's wrong.
Maybe I'm just going to miss the wolf. It's the last I'm seeing of her after all.

>>38781472
>Nazuna wants hag
Geega is /in/

>>38781472
>live vei stream
That's like catching bigfoot

>>38781472
>Mouse made ass fun
You bet your ass she did.

>>38781472
>hate sex Geega
MY DICK

>>38781131
Probably because it is a sponsored stream, so he's behaving himself a bit more.

Which Chaos God does Mousey worship?

>>38781367
Supporting my erection.

Shut up Janny.
AND KYS.

Yami Yuno luring them into a shadow game...

>>38781593
>Short Italian berating you while riding your dick

>>38781620
Nurgle. Sick girls love Nurgle.

>>38781620
the one that granted her the doodoo pc

>>38781620
She is a chaos god already

Zen my beloved

>>38781856
Zen, MY beloved.

>Sykunno in collab
>Thread 6 ft under
Hmmm

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Sykkuno

>>38781856
>>38782079

you both love men

>>38782122
I blame mouse.

Veibae laughing at /vt/
https://youtu.be/Ok91b2DTJuQ

>>38781504
I don't like where this is going.

>>38782170
There are multiple things wrong with Sykkuno.

>>38780678

is nagzz a good streamer? hes floated around the vtuber world

>>38781584
My cock!

>>38781472
>Silver relationship depressed

>>38782263
Seems pretty genuine and has the boston man asthetic, hes fine

>>38782219
That's pretty nice.

>>38782219
Vei is talking about Soda's chat not /vt/

>>38782219
Who?

>>38782219
don't bring up + people unless they actually stream

why does snuffy look like a man now

>>38782369
april fools femboy model winter edition

>>38782364

>>38782122
I reed bouk

>>38782170
He's chill. Anons just can't let go of their anger over Mouse's Minecraft birds.

>>38782369
>now

>>38782446
He's chill in the same way Dexter is chill

>>38782439
I actually dont know what this means

>>38782508
Nah dexter is sorta likable, sykunno is the western equivalent of a japanese kid acting like an anime character

Connor succesfully baited into playing this

mouse...

>>38782611

>>38782611
She will get healthy and get with connor and go on real double dates inshallah

>>38782611
Watching Zen, what'd she do now?

>>38782565
He got jealous seeing Mouse have fun with Sykkuno. The telenova continues to progress.

>>38782669
inshallah brother

>>38782687
That's a crunchy webm

>>38782687
Reminder Nyan schlicked to Mercy x werewolf porn

>>38782687

>>38782687
Why does the fucking porn game model look better than the real one

>>38782759
Yea, i had to compress this from 46mb down to 2,99mb

>>38782687
Why does it look like an animation made by a 14-year-old Payeet?

>>38782797
I'd like to cut off and eat her fingers. :3

>>38782432
That is one cute model, mind if I draw porn of it?

>>38782797
Her current one is awful

>>38782871
Of course, but will there be anal sex?

>>38782219
>vt
I have been here for a year, not once have I seen a non ironic vei paraocial.

Anyone relevant here genuinely autistic/retarded?
I wanna connect with my streamer

>>38782880
Based

consensual non consensual sex with pink cat

>>38782938
No one is relevant here, try twitter or something.

>>38782938
Autistic? Haruka
Retarded? The rest of the girls.

No communism shrink Janny. Or I have you.

>>38782938
>Joke answer
Everyone
>Non-joke answer
Haruka

>>38782938
Fuck off retard

>>38783014
>>38783049
Aside from the weird aversion to peanuts, I couldn't even tell she is.

>>38782938
>autistic
Haruka and probably a good half of the cult
>retarded
Take your pick. Nyan and Mel are probably the two smartest members

>>38782966
Meds

>>38782938
>Retarded
me
>autistic
also me

>>38783116
>Nyan
>Smart
LMAO

Friends. Meds are why they're gone.
>>38783117

>>38783171
That's what I'm getting at, she's kinda just average and is still one of the smartest members

>>38783101
Shes golden retriever-like happy and loud around others, like without fail. Dead giveaway

>>38782669
i read an article today about scientist using crispr/cas9 to treat people with CVID. It will take a long time but hope exist.

>>38782797
Because the head is completely fucking broken with a skull that doesn't make sense, teeth that float around in her mouth, and eyes that don't close properly.

>>38783116
You picked the two biggest retards

>>38783116
Replace Nyan with Vei. She is surprisingly smart every time I've seen her do a trivia type game.

>>38782871
>>38765637

>>38783101
Watch her long enough and you'll figure it out

She's come a very very long way and tried very hard to overcome her autism. A lot of people didn't realize until she went public with it.

>>38783229
It'll fucking happen I BOOLIEVE

>>38783223
If Haruka is a golden retriever autistic then I'm house cat autistic

>>38783360
No anon, you're just socially inept, haruka is straight up wired different

>>38782871
don't forget dick

>>38783433
>actually diagnosed
>might be able to pass as normal
There's hope

>>38783258
Mel is probably one of the smartest members (Zen if its all an act would be as well)

>who is the smartest kid on the short bus?

>>38783529
I fucking hate spectrums, my cousin is proper autistic and he literally couldnt even follow this conversation, just cap it there and make up a differen name for your type

CEASE THIS TOPIC

>>38782871
It is highly encouraged

Kittens canceled

>>38783597
Zen is emotionally unstable, not stupid

>>38783529
Haruka took several years and lots of work to get where she is but she was also significantly more low-functioning than you probably are
And you're probably not gonna get there on your own

>>38783644
>Fishing for compliments from mouse
Katana anon imma need you to switch targets for a minute

All this time playing with Sykkuno and Lilypichu never appears.

>>38783597
Being an encyclopedia of random facts does not make you smart. She's retarded, cute but a retard

>>38783693
Wow even Haruka's getting a PC. https://twitter.com/IronsidePC/status/1602075763171262464

>>38781856
I want to fuck this TTS chuuba so badly

>>38783830
Thanks for reminding me to save the webm posted in the last thread

My empathy muscle atrophies every time i get on this site, i need to stop. I saw autism discussion and immediately got annoyed at the fact that they exist

>>38783229
I can save her...

>>38783814
I just wish they'd use art made by their mamas or by someone they each choose or someone especially commissioned for the job... anyone but poopeteer

>>38783991
My spiteful heart is filled with joy the more people hate me

>>38783265

Was just getting a screen of this tweet Froot faved https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1602041266987991042 but I got curious and scrolled down the list to see if there was anything interesting and someone made a Froog model. I'm assuming she commissioned it but it looks great. https://twitter.com/ch75974087/status/1600098693860163584

>>38784031
Who hates you anon?

>>38784009
I agree, but I would say most of these faces are fine, besides Zen and Nazuna. I have no idea why they have such loyalty toward this fucker though.

>>38783814
cmon bro, hime got one

>>38784149
onahole

Don't live a life like this then beg for mercy OOOOO
https://files.catbox.moe/5yopfv.png

>>38784009
It is a shame that it's existing art instead of something newly-commissioned

>>38783907
Usually more of an ass guy but those jiggles are just something else. Also cute!

>>38784298
whoa that'd require effort. why not just shit it out

>>38784179
Zen one is so ugly i think even vshojo recognizes it

Anyone else see Zen's right tit buggin out?

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1602071692222038016
Here's Mel's butt. You're welcome.

>>38784513
Yeah sorry I'm playin with it ignore me

>>38784516
I can't take it anymore...

>>38784516
Promising streams this week, too, with a CB one where she wants reverse JOI from the audience. This could be a wonderful week!

ZEN IS BLACK????????????????'

Connor going to become the Nick Cannon of vtubers

>>38784516
perfect body type

>>38784681
only half

>>38784681
I went and looked for the chart and found this, wtf is with celebrities and weird ass names.

>>38784737
>Zen literally fucking died
HOLY SHIT KEK

>>38784681
>all the liggers flirting with zen have been flirting with a black person
IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>38784681
What'd happen?

>>38784938
zen is black

>>38784938
anon had a dream about it

>>38784681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If7MUnSzW4k

>>38784681
What?

>>38784938
Zen is Nick Cannon's daughter.

>>38785026
man I want this back

When will Nyan collab with Giri for moo goo gai pan

>>38784681
no anon, she's latinx

>>38785132
shes a half idiot

>>38785127
Hopefully soon. Giri's collabs are super fun and I want to see her collab with everyone I watch for the novelty of it

>>38783265
Bruh what do you mean?
She's as retarded as far as an average human being goes. Half of the time she can't even pronounce shit.

If anything she's "smart" for whatever get posted in reddit FrontPage a day before. And that's pretty much it.
Iirc she didn't even finish college.
Is she smarter than nyan? Probably the streaming nyan persona is. But i doubt irl vei is smarter than irl nyan.

>>38785155
isnt she half latina half white?

>>38784681
Does Zen like BBC?

>>38785132
>>38785155
This bitch Miles Morales

>>38785132
>>38785155
>half latina
>half black
MY GOD IMAGINE DAT ASS

>>38785231
lmao

>>38785224
Fucking kill yourself. Now. Nobody fucking loves you and they'd be better off with you dead, especially your oshi. Now fucking do it, end it.

>>38784681
where the fuck did this come from?

>>38785231
Zen is also Puerto Rican!?!?!?!

>Sykkuno lore
kek

>>38785274
Getting this pissed at bbc bait indicates an insecurity

>>38785311
QRD on how dogshit it is

>>38785342
It was a shitpost

>>38785342
Moo Goo Gai Pan

>>38785292
Mouse is spiderman?????

>>38785332
Nobody wants to fuck you, mutt.

>>38785216
We don't know what her mom was so people just assume white but who knows
This shitposting about her being black (at least half from her mom's side) could be true for all we know

>>38785132
>latinx
I know this is bait but holy fuck kill yourself

one crash in 4 hours... Not bad.

>>38785375
VShojo lore is getting more and more confusing...

>>38785292
>half black, half puerto rican
>here's your new spiderman, bro

Zen is done. I tune into Mouse, and I see she has retard glasses on. Why have there been no new screenshots of her? Is she not giving good angles?

>>38785332
Right? I'm wybo as fuck and seeing bbc mentioned just makes me take a fap break to bbc porn.

>>38785395
Im slavic, but seriously if you were confident that your dick wasnt small you wouldnt get so emotional

>>38785443
nobody wants to watch a collab with sykkuno in it anon

>didn’t even do the smash or pass list

>>38785453
Go back to Twitter.

>>38785511
Haven't you been paying attention? Twitter is /pol/ now.

>>38785437
Don't shitpost with Mira.

>>38785478
zen retarded chap picked some retarded game instead

>>38785132
>>38785404
mouse honestly found the best gender-neutral term, even if she doesn't see it that way

>>38785562
you gonna stop me, mira?

>>38785465
I mean over 8.5k people would disagree with you

>>38785547
Same thing, go back you B** obsessed retarf

>>38785562
Stream more and get /in/.

>>38785573
My moose daughter is too cute she deserves the world

fake E3 chat is literaly a bit jerma did last week playing darktide kek

I finished my backreading reps and damn you niggas really got your panties twisted about Vei again, huh?

Veigoslings are so easy to predict.

>>38785620
It's actually 12k, Aethel is streaming his pov in flesh for people allergic to chuubas.

>>38785695
>Jerma did it first
Shocker

>>38785656
Joining Vshojo changed her

>>38785755
Pink Haruka is cute!

>>38785465
I didn't even get that far, decided I wasn't gonna watch as soon as I knew it was an Aethel collab.
>>38785721
>Vei
Literally who?

>>38785755
Now she's autistic for dick.

>>38785721
>>>/asp/

>>38785755
Those ears look cold. That frostbite is going to sting :(

>>38785727
Yeah I'm not watching his pov that's why I said "over"

>>38785755
>>38785791
Making sex jokes about my moose daughter i fucking hate it here

missed all of the collab
what have I missed?

>>38785721
It was funny seeing them lose their mind. I guess Veisodafags were too busy watching to give a shit.

>>38785899
Zen is black

>>38785899
3 hours of Sykkuno sucking Mouse off and Aethel sucking Nyan off. Was pretty eh

>>38785755
>When you bully the class nerd to buy you makeup and candy after school for staring at your huge tits

720P GAMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's The Ultimate Price shrink commie janny.
For meddling in the 4chan and the youth.
I taste thee.

>>38785721
>>38785915
Samefag

>>38785755
This reminded me of Emergence and I thought about Haruka being the girl and now I want to make you feel unsafe

I want to see Haruka's giant moose cock

The screenshot schizo is still around, huh? any chance they will lose intrest at some point?

>>38785971
It's because I literally am, you faggot. I wanted to use that Vei GIF

>>38780054
NTA but sometimes I look at other threads on this board and find the most absurd shit about Vshojo (mostly the JP branch) is passed around like it's common knowledge and everyone knows about it when it's like Alex Jones conspiracy level shit. It's weird.

>>38786035
They always lose interest if you just ignore them.

>>38785976
Haruka is a safe and sound social recluse that only interacts with people online, no need for those intrusive thoughts

>>38785721
Thread turned to shit because Vei "ditched" from her birthday stream, and the day after that which she announced she will do earlier to make up for the cancelled birthday stream, and now Vei appeared to attend Soda's tournament. It's just very ironic that Veispergs hate Vei because they're not seeing enough of her streams, which they also hate.

>>38786105
The world salad faggot has been doing it for months with no one even acknowledging him until recently. He also doesn't need (You)s, he replies to any post that contains the word "schizo" (always with some incoherent shit about commies) or "meds".

>>38786105
Not that guy. He's an advanced schizo. Ignoring him doesn't make him go away, reporting him only makes him screenshot the last thing he did before getting banned on a new IP all over again. I assume continually getting him banned though will eventually result in a range and keep him away.

Sykkuno is gone.

He's gone
seems like they are playing while watching the Ludwig stream

>>38786242
Let me spell it out plain and simple for you anon these faggots hate Vei because she's dating soda, that's literally it. They wish for nothing for her to be single again so she can go back to the good old days of "muh old veibae" where she streams for chat's attention

but from the looks of things this isnt happening anytime soon so we're stuck in this timeloop

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv9T2PQUTsg
They shouldn't be this fucking cute sisters, anti-shippers gotta be the most miserable fuckers to ever live

>>38786478
He's definitely fucking Kson

>>38786404
thats a lot of things to pay attention to

>>38786521
Kson. Is. A. Lesbian.

>>38786521
*Kaho

>>38786551
are you 99% sure

>>38786521
>Connor the nomad having sex
Lol, lmao even

>>38786551
99% proof

>>38786521
He's fucking Kaho

>>38786521
I've read a lot, but this definitely takes the cake

>>38786551
Is she an actual lesbian or is she a feminist/misandrist

>>38786577
NTA but she actually said she was a lesbian. It wasn't just made up by a coping retard.

>>38786552
kaho the 4'10 big titty japanese woman wears the ipad for maximum simulation to the 4'10 big titty latina mouse

>>38786551
until she is not anymore... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>38786670
he has two 4"10 big titty gfs...

>>38786646
This site is 18+ anon...

>>38786717

>>38786646
She ate more than Giri's cooking.

>>38786717
>Gee Connor, why do you get two gf's

>>38786404
my oshi is going to be there

chessboxing actually sounds kinda interesting

>>38786646
She's a pussaholic. You would need a very interesting penis to distract her from her gunpla.

also i'm like 90% sure she's trying to fuck pikamee if she hasn't already

All I gotta say is RIP Chris

>>38786770
Retard

Ludwig flipped someone off, I wonder if it was Connor kek

>crt/chessboard drops down into the ring
actually sick

Giri just tweeted another teaser. Debut for new outfit is tomorrow at 10:30 AM EST and she'll be telling stories about Japan then. So if you want to rrat about her being /in/ through a possible slip up that's where to be. https://twitter.com/OnigiriEn_/status/1602095276659204096

>smash round
LMAO

>>38787150
She's got some serious ayy lmao going on

>>38787193
>smashboxing
I forgot about that part.

>Jerma announcer
Kino

how did they get jimi hendrix to participate in this

Very dead thread.

>>38786035
>>38786339
No chance. You're communists that just genocided the general public with lethal injections. Speak "schizo" like a communist and I am only pleased to mount your head on the wall whenever you must hear the two words, No Communism.
Can you hear and speak clearly communist. You shall not harm the VShojo and the youth with the slow and stealth creeping game in which you always do, schizo calling.
Make me screen shoot again. Add to my bloody good high score of + kino substance, which makes everyone smile. You are not a beach head in to the youth anywhere here. You will be stopped from claiming the satanic ultimate prize. You are never banned here.
And most importantly, you cannot run.

>>38787048
He's gonna get folded so hard

>>38787708
KYS

AETHEL SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING MARBLES

>>38787774
I care deeply about the marbles.

>>38786035
it's just a bot that posts gibberish whenever it scans the word "schizo"

>>38787750
Absolutely never. The FBI is not allowed to suicide note anyone Clinton Body Count style either.
JANNY CLEANSED

>>38787716
Ok, looks like they'll at least have headgear on. Chris may get off with just an ER visit.

>>38787817
How many posters in this thread do you think are just GPT bots?

>>38787858
Everyone except me. (I might be AI too, but haven't figured it out yet)

i hope chris gets severely injured so he can stop stealing connor from mouse inshallah

spudbros....

what it's that defense lmao.

Giri and Mel are funny together and I need Giri to guest on Lewdcast https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O772FNyesCc

>>38787954
Gonna be mashed soon.

>>38787854
No because this shit is not a game because I am simply never banned because I have a taste to play by the rules and hono the 4chan. You come in here with that ganschizing commie trash and I uphold the tradition that it is the janny that is damned.

>>38787961
>>38787961
Doesn't look like he trained at all. Guy looks like skin and bones and is clearly scared shitless the moment a punch is being thrown at him.

Spudbros.... How could this be happening...

>>38788062
He's not even throwing a punch. First round TKO, how boring.

he got ROLLED

bro really thought that smash would carry him
deadass.

>>38788101
An overwhelming offense.

Smash community not like this

Ooh, he was a sub in for someone who broke an arm. He didn't train enough.

>>38788135
He walked into a boxing ring in front of hundreds of thousands of people w/o clearly doing any exercise or training. I hope everyone else are better prepared then this guy.

This one should be better.

>>38788209
the chessboxing people have been training for months
this smash part seems like a recent addition

>>38787817
>>38786035
>>38786339
No because this shit is not a game because I am simply never banned because I have a taste to play by the rules and honor the 4chan. You come in here with that gang gaslighting corporate shilled commie trash and I uphold the tradition that it is the janny that is damned.
One day you're to go so far as take it out in real life again, but it is I who built all of there ARs.
You would want to call schizo but not retard.
Rules for me but not thee.
All you need to know.

>>38788209
I hope he was banking on a comeback beef story in Smash out of this instead of a chance at winning, since Lud said he was a sub who only had a few weeks of training ahead of time.

weakest black smash player vs average basedboy

>>38788421
Be careful. That may come back to bite the black community.

>>38787750
You have done that your SELF.

>>38788421
every black dude just automatically looks like they've been hitting the gym for years

>>38787750
consensual non consensual saygs with both pink cats.

lol chris is so fucked
gonna get ko'd before chess even starts

>>38788557
They open with chess, so he'll get at least a little bit in.

>>38788557
They play chess first

Good thing this whole thing is on topic because Mouse, Nyan, and Aethel are all watching it.

lmk if the black guy loses, im gonna go watch laimu

I think filian mentioned melody, good thing they continue interacting. Hope for more collabs they are cute

can any of the girls play chess

>>38788711
All I know is that mouse sucks and will only play if connor teaches her (so never)

>mouse losing her shit over melee
I love this so much

>>38788734
Connor was being real autistic when she asked him to teach her

>>38788711
Vei due to being slavic

>>38788794
I mean, Connor really wanted to teach her to play together at least, Mouse only wanted the novelty of having Connor teaching her. Connor is in the right there.

>>38787817
No communism.
Friends. Meds are why they're all gone.

Little slut retweeted it

I'll never watch ironmouse.

>>38788794
I'd understand if he was teaching a random person, Chess is pretty hard to teach from scratch especially someone trying to each when they aren't that good at it in the first place

>>38788891
Wasn't he going on about how she didn't care enough about the game or something?
If somebody wants to know how to play chess, they just want to know what the moves are

>>38788944
She will never be attractive with her dogshit vocal chords

>of course you love your friends
Mouse.

>>38789037
What's wrong with loving your friends anon?

>>38788711
zen ... knows the rules

>>38788995
>Wasn't he going on about how she didn't care enough about the game or something?
That's basically that, Connor loves chess to play sometime at least for content, Mouse later admitted that she only wanted to be taught, but she wasn't that much into chess. Basically, wasting his time, and probably making a video of them playing together, if you really think about it.

The moose is loose on a case

https://twitter.com/IronsidePC/status/1602075763171262464

>>38789037
Calm down sister, you can love your friends. That's why Mouse always tells her friends she loves them.

>>38789137
And so do I

>>38789138
Playing chess with cute girls is never a waste of time, no matter how bad they are

https://twitter.com/haruka_karibu/status/1602105225304735744
Please help her

>>38788711

>>38788995
But chess is hard as fuck to just casually enjoy, a friend and I picked it up during a weekend once and were about even but when we went to play with anyone else we were stomped, like imagine if mouse did learn from him, she'd still lose every game to him unless her purposely threw but she wouldn't learn anything from that, even if she played against other friends like Ollie she'd get stomped too, you have to be serious about chess starting out if you want to play anyone unless you've got someone learning with you at the same level.

>>38789239
I now hate winter for making my moose suffer

KJH is laying it all out, but it's not doing him any favors.

>>38789310
come at me anon

terrible defense from KJH

>>38789408
He gasses himself in the first 90 seconds for offense, but has no defense for the rest of the round.

PUNCH HARDER BOY
YAMATO DAMASHII

Does Aethel do cocaine? like the way he don't stop scratch his nose or the way he moves his jaw

like i could be wrong but i know how it is and it kind of seems like

>>38789280
I mean I wasn't winning many games as a 10-year-old but I still had fun
She could play against low ELO people online, or beat the shit out of the rest of the girls
It's like fighting games in that way

KJH is toasted here.

>>38789280
Autist's don't understand the novelty of spending time playing a game with someone you like, even if you suck ass and/or never play that game again the time you spent together is whats worth it.

>>38789511
He's not going to make it another minute. Dude's done.

>>38789492
Could be cocaine, could be the roids, could be Nyan's acidic pussy juices drying out his face, who knows

>>38788642
It's not looking good for him, anon.

>>38789504 (me)
Speaking of, Mouse deigned to teach Connor fighting games, which he never touched again, so him teaching her chess would be a fair trade

>>38789610
He played with Gigguk recently.

>>38789670
On a sponsored stream.

If mouse is getting worried about about these random people getting hurt imagine how she'd feel about Connor doing this, hell we'll probably see her act similarly when Chris is up.

>>38786035
Yeah what's wrong with warning a friend about hidden conspiracy danger twitchmodslol.
Or letting it continue to slide for that matter.
Don't want the general public to get seriously hurt in the moment it is upon them do you.
https://files.catbox.moe/izezwj.png

>>38789697
God I would love to see Connor fighting.

Kalindi got too gassed during the boxing into playing the most technically demanding matchup in Melee, unlucky

>>38789697
Mouse would die of shock if he had to watch Connor fight

That merch looks great

The most important thing for amateurs to learn is to defend yourself at all times
If you won't, the ref will via standing count

>>38789831
Not before killing him.

True Nyan fans will root for BoxBox here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1lxPMHRLJ0