/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good morning I love my oshi!

Filian is based!
Fuck Gator!

I love my wife!

becoming a shondophrenic

Meat just had a mini existential crisis because she said she was going to die on Christmas eve during one of her schizo ramblings

>>39000236
I think they are both a bit retarded and their inclusion sours an other wise really fun event

Good morning, I woke up horny and in need to have sex with Alice

Hen of the Mimi

>>39000428
so true

Anyone think this evanito guy is a massive creep?

>>39000562
Please no more timeloops, I can only take so many in a single day

>>39000562
Wasn't/isn't he an editor for nux? That alone is a red flag in my book

Frog is being cute again.
>https://twitter.com/C0QUI/status/1603289898634600448

>>39000768
>israel

wife_dm_!

Will we ever find out who kicked out Roflgator? Since it wasn't Filian whoever did it must feel a small sting of guilt over how Filian's getting all the blame for it. Surely they will come clean today.

>>39000768
Frog is pretty great.

>>39000861
It was me

>>39000861
favorite rrat so far is the sex toaster called for it before dropping out for geeger

>>39000861
Likelihood is Filian said she wasnt comfortable with rob and some of the Rivals crew decided to drop him. Geega is a better replacement anyways.

>>39000926
i hate it when male vtubers turn on each other like this

>>39000949
Roflgator isn't a vtuber

>>39000920
Geega was actually supposed to be originally invited at the beginning but apparently her invite did not get sent or something.
It would be extremely funny if that's the real reason why roflgator got kicked out and filian had nothing to do with it.

>>39001091
Im not gonna lie, i actually hope this is the real reason. Would make a lot of this shit blow over.

>>39000861
Was it confirmed it wasn't Filian?

>>39001190
Well Filian was surprised when she realized he wasn't there but nobody's come clean yet so everyone's still a suspect

>>39001212
it was the twitch higherups realizing that tying their brand to a literal online underage transvestite e-prostitute grooming ringleader is not the brightest idea

>>39001212
my rrat is that pink cat did this to generate publicity for the event

>>39001212
Why would anyone come clean? This is one of the most retarded pieces of drama ever, why would they extend it by talking about it?

>>39001269
Obviously you come clean because if it's not Fil she's unjustly getting all the shit for it because of your personal cowardice

>>39001261
I believe this. He was never intended to take part in the first place.

>>39001261
>invites roflgator just to embarrass him at the last second by kicking him out
I would unironically kneel to pink cat if this was true

>>39001212
>Well Filian was surprised when she realized he wasn't there
She could have been surprised that they actually did something about it. I still don't see how it's anyone other than her.

>>38999938
that sleeve reminds me no ligger will play Mirror's Edge on stream

>>39000861
it was the guy on the left can you seriously stop posting this shit

>>39001327
Surely if she went as far as to tell the organizers that she's not comfortable with him around she would have not attended at all if she thought he was coming

>>39001348
>can you seriously stop posting this shit
Not before we figure out what the hell is going on

>>39001348
*filian's left

>>39001372
no realistic conclusion is worth this level of petty bullshit

>>39001430
>trying to take down a groomer and his cult is petty

>>39001372
>we
you have to let go of your grudge and stop treating this site as your personal army.

I can't believe Hasan pushed Tob down the stairs at twitchcon

>>39001461
>groomer and his cult
A VRchat streamer and his friends*

Literally everyone who actually knows and watches Rob has nothing but good things to say about him. It's literally only vtuber parasocials who have a problem with him because he once called them out for acting creepy. Even vtubers themselves like him and attend his degen parties.

>>39001506
Fucking Hasan... well, thankfully marimari said that's she'll kill him

why am i now obsessed with making sad Geega pregnant AI art

>>39001532
The gator defense brigade is real.

>>39001461
that's why I said "realistic" conclusion

>>39001533
she's going to wear his make up and dress like him too, like the ancient montana tribes

>>39001506
And farted in the partner lounge. What a pingus.

>>39001532
trying to convince people you're not a cult while using your cult lingo word for word sheeeesh

The only thing I care about is

1) Rael being sad how it played out at the end. She wasn't a weak player at all and honestly deserved Day 2. Granted, she's one of my top chuubas.

2. My most important concern, how filian is feeling at the moment. All of her close friends got eliminated and she's basically isolated.

Besides those two, I don't think the team break up was entirely fair when the officials narrowed it down to two groups. They basically stacked the deck to favor one team and Mouse is basically protected from elimination.

I'm just hoping that filian is able to make quick friends on her team to at least give her some buffer from getting an auto-elimination after the first event. Damn it filian, you made me parasocial and actually care about you. Well played.

She's ready for her c-section, the doctor has marked her belly for the incision. But the father is nowhere to be found!

>>39001532
It's the whole "owning" the mutes thing that creeps me out. Gives me pimp/prostitution vibes, plus the guy's just a massive creep and perv.

I didn't watch much but all I really remember is when saru tried to surprise tib. that was cute.

The absent father has returned! look how happy she is!

>>39001619
That, and I don't like how he and his group treats literally every interaction with another streamer as a (badly) calculated attempt to obtain clout to save their dying game. There is nothing genuine about them.

>>39001711
it turns out her baby daddy did not return. she imagined the whole thing. she is sad again.

>>39001619
>nooo you can't participate in totally voluntary and consensual roleplaying because.... because i find it creepy!!!

>>39001769
>can't
who's stopping him? or did you mean he should be free from all criticism/mockery?

>>39001591
>They basically stacked the deck to favor one team and Mouse is basically protected from elimination
I didn't think about that but it's pink cat's game after all.
Also Filian is screwed. The other contestants were wondering why she got chosen for an interview and when she was screwing with the mod saying she'd do it if Saru could get immunity when she got back people were quizzing her like she was playing against the rules or something.
If you're parasocial just be happy you get to see her on a Thursday for maybe 30 minutes.

>>39001769
They're free to do it all they want, just as I'm free to think the guy's a pervert and petty asshole. Still, wouldn't be surprised to see allegations coming out in the future.

>>39001348
>no ligger will play Mirror's Edge on stream
Why?

>>39001863
preview of Meats VRC christmas party!!!

>>39001550
>>39001612
>>39001735
Why make her sad though?

meat after she watches Bayonetta's transformation

>>39001893
>he's been doing content for over a decade with people having nothing but nice things to say about him?
>w-well there are allegations coming!! i just know it!!!

>>39001991
I put my cursor over yours and pretend we're holding hands over meat's damp crotch

>>39001984
because an inconsiderate /lig/ anon has knocked her up and abandoned her!

https://twitter.com/CyYuVtuber/status/1603219915229446144
Can we talk about this dude for a second? I find this hilarious

>>39001863
make all of them pregnant now

>>39002005
I'm going to vomit. You're worse than Jeremy posting as as an imaginary Arcadum defender.

>>39002033
I don't get it

>>39002033
no

>>39002033
don't wanna

>>39002033
That seems nice, I hope he and his wife are happy.

>>39002072
>>39002087
But he's a large indie Vtuber

>>39002163
I don't watch him.

>>39001893
Oh that dude's community is a ticking timebomb and he's gonna eat shit sooner or later. He's extremely lucky people didn't dig further into him when the Arcadum shit went down since most of that garbage happened on his watch.

https://twitter.com/zumlings/status/1603142222332903424
I love that Zum is a productive member of society with a job, but the idea of Zum as airport security terrifies me. Can you imagine her eviscerating you if you tried to carry on a 4 ounce bottle of shampoo instead of 3 ounce?

>>39002163
What more is there to say than no one watches this guy and good for him.

>>39002172
a-any day now!!!

Oomfies.. I love this dog

>>39002224
hypnotic

>>39002033
I think this guy was part of a big /lig/ collab once and also for Saru's impromptu Hunger Games stream but that's it. I guess he's popular through collaborating with Nijimales because he posted about one of them graduating?

>>39001863
Frog’s a flatty. Those are way too big. Great assortment of /lig/gers though.

>>39001890
Yeah, it is PINK GATITA's game but man does it look unfair. Only way I wouldn't deem it unfair is if they show a randomizer or drawing for team placement. That would have made it look truly random.

Yeah, that interview did frick her over. The contestants can watch the VOD or clip but we all know they're not going to watch. Besides, she's not in the "gang gang gang" so unless she obtains immunity or keeps winning games for them she's toast.

Yeah....unless she hops on her alt later tonight/morning. Still remind myself she's just some strange girl online that I don't really know.

>>39002185
zum seems the type to let people take banned objects onto the plane because she's not paying attention

>>39002052
he's mixing the parroted groomer lingo with the board's local dialect so he's already giving away that he's merely pretending. no point in interacting further.

>>39002265
she has wild mood swings

>>39002260
it's how the card is, plus the extra shine kinda amplifies everything

>>39002210
congratulations for having the creepiest agenda on all of /vt/. I thought the Nazunafags and Shondofags were gross, but your posts are next level. Imagine being a Gatorfag on a vtuber board

>>39002260
https://files.catbox.moe/jpa0w4.png

>>39001863
I bet they all have tight cunts, except Meat

>>39002262
It was really sad watching her mood go 100-0 the second they voted saru out, if it wasn't the last activity of the day she would probably spend the next round mostly quiet and not having fun at all

>>39002390
but vaginas are muscle so they get stronger the more they're used

Speaking of koikatsu, is everyone who has it on the latest better repack version? I think mine is a bit behind so I don't have all the newest plugins included, so when I get something that wasn't in my original install I worry that it won't work for any of the cards I make. Stuff like clothes to accessory or the most recent overlay version. Clothes to acc in particular seems very useful but pointless if it won't work for other users.

>>39002374
>>39002260

>>39002401
That was a serious blow to her mental game. If they would have done another round it would have ended her run. filian really does care for her friends and at the moment she got isolated in these games. There's still hope for her not to be alone but Tob, Froot, and her other original teammate are on the other team. Geega will also not make it easy. She knows filian is a serious threat.

>>39002033
I know he's friends with dm
Poor mayocat all the guys she talks to are taken

Don't let the Filian/Rolfgator drama that has derailed 4 consecutive thread distract you from the fact that in 2022 Moriko "BatAtVideoGames" Kyoho was banned from Twitch for posting dicks in the official Monster Hunter Chat, was banned from twitter threatening to beat a small child to death on twitter, was banned on twitter again for telling Morbius memers to kill themselves, and was yellow carded in a divegrass friendly for the attempted assassination of Gawr Gura.

If you or anyone else you know is aware of any other batcrimes, please report them to your nearest liggerman.

>>39002262
>spoiler
There is no such thing as Filian goslings

>>39002592
qrd on the drama?

>>39002604
Lmao come on dude

>>39002616
No.

>>39002592
Lets do it again soon, Moriko!

>>39002604
Sure like there's no war in Ba Sing Se.

>>39002604
Are you kidding me? She's basically at Saruei/Shondo levels.

>>39002616
moriko postes amogus cocks in the official monster hunter twitch channel.

>>39002616
I care not for your drama, Only batcrimes and holding her and her fuckable ears accountable for them.

i love the silly

>>39002592
Does Moriko like dicks?

>>39002702
Only Nina's

>>39002640
Yes, because the Earth Kingdom was destroyed today

Numbers for 12/14:
1: https://twitch.tv/filian (2,073)
2: https://twitch.tv/onigirien (1,970)
3: https://twitch.tv/anny (1,725)
4: https://twitch.tv/BuffPup (1,517)
5: https://twitch.tv/OkCode (1,463)
6: https://twitch.tv/GEEGA (1,208)
7: https://twitch.tv/snuffy (1,166)
8: https://twitch.tv/Momo (1,109)
9: https://twitch.tv/Sinder (1,043)
10: https://twitch.tv/Lumituber (1,042)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/viichan6 (11,377) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (2,490) *Chinese
3: https://twitch.tv/beryl_lulu (2,255) *Chinese

This is the first set of numbers produced entirely by my numbers script. There's still more work to be done but the numbers seem to more or less line up with what's on StreamsCharts/TwitchTracker. I'm using trapezoid rule to calculate the averages and also when a chuuba streams multiple times in one day it'll multiply each stream's average by the length of that stream, add them together, then divide that total by the sum lengths of each stream and produce one weighted average that way. Also, I've decided that the numbers anon's way of rolling numbers of streams that don't end before the cutoff is probably the best way to do it programmatically so I'll continue to do that except in cases where streams go on for more than 24 hours; I'll have to think more about how to handle this soon. I'll be using midnight CST as the cutoff, though some days I may end up being late due to unavailability. I'm also going to be making my code public when I think it's ready so anyone can run it or change it should I end up dying or something.

thx for all you do, numbers anon, but why don't you go ahead and code OkCode right on out of the top 10 thx

>>39002743
OG here, Excellent work on the script, would have loved to have that back in the day but I'm glad you have a good tool to use now.

Keep up the good work.

>>39002714
Oh...

>>39002484
DONT

>>39002005
>>39002210
Rob's not going to fuck you man.

>>39002533
if there's a mod required for a card you can always post it with the card and the kk card archive anon can throw it in the mods folder, there's a few cards like that already

>>39002743
Thanks anon

>>39003006
Nothing a couple months of HRT and girl voice training can't fix

>>39001897
because they hate going fast

I LOVE VEENER

>>39003020
yeah mods don't bother me as much since you get an error message for whatever's missing, but plugins I'm not too sure about.

>>39003144
Oh that's what you meant. I think those are also pretty plug and play for the most part but I'm not too sure...

Kk Coqui is better than real Coqui

>>39003039
The whole draw of VR is that you don't need HRT and girl voice training.
Just get a good tracking setup, an off-the-shelf coomer model, and enough core strength to move your hips well and you're in. The last part is a lot more difficult than it sounds.

I miss her, no stream until Tuesday.
I hope she has fun at least.

I thought people were joking when they said Mint wanted bimbofication... https://twitter.com/mintcastelladog/status/1603181831314374657

who are we watching?

>>39002743
Who the fuck is OkCode

Baby making sex with Yfu while using her twin tails as handle bars

>>39003692
yfu is doing asmr, just saying...

>>39000562
He's very much a wolf in sheep's clothing. It's the usual Nice Guy tactic of being a creep but also being beta and always play it off as a bad joke.

>>39003723
male chuuba that plays genshit or something, had a png for a long time but finally got a model some months back

>>39003447
Beyond based

>>38999483
It was the girl with the braids

>CET schedule
4pm squ art
4pm Olivia simpsons
4pm milky cooking sim
7pm shondo southpark
8pm lucy pokemon

? Vienna stream moved but unknown when
off: Saru, Bean, Tanya, Nina

i miss (you)!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39004189
Vienna off till Tuesday, at least she said on alt, nothing on discord yet

good morning.

>>39004191
sex with this poster

>>39004191
>>39004283
threesome with these posters

In Geega's stream earlier today, she mentioned that her brother came over to her place. In Vtuber terminology, brother means boyfriend.
Therefore in conclusion, Geega has a boyfriend.

>>39003692
oli vods

>>39004329
I hope her boyfriend is also her brother, that'd be really hot

>>39004329
Nah, the FC in GirlsFC stands for FemCel

>>39004411
Are they all virgins

>>39004555
There are no vrigin female vtubers

>shondo doesnt like feminine men
its not fair bros

>>39004798
>both my imoutos want manly men
Its so refreshing after seeing so many vtubers into twinks

Does anyone have the webm of kizuna ai coming through a crowd of golden chibi kizuna's with my hearts a stereo playing. It may have had ceo of racism at the beginning.

>>39004240
will you survive

>>39005115
I hope so... but I'll definetly go insane.

>>39004798
nobody does

>>39005186
t. fat 'dadbod' cope

>>39005404
your father will never fuck you

>>39005186
wtf are you talking about

>you will never have met your oshi when you were both kids and grew up together

That one anon’s fantasy ex-girlfriend is whoreposting (non-derogatory) again https://twitter.com/ssetssuko/status/1603300064750772225

>>39004969
>seeing so many vtubers into twinks
they only say they are for the memes

>>39005576
It hurts so much

i hate whores and i hate male vtubers

>>39005620
Did she take this in 2005?

>>39005840
I love whores and male Vtubers especially male whore vtubers

>>39005840
based

>>39005576
Me and Toalux

>>39005620
Why is this camera quality so bad wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XC2mqcMMGQ

>>39005840
Why are you in the whorelover thread then?

he wants my (You)s but he will never get them.

>>39003733
Guessing she’s no longer on…? Fuck I hope she keeps this new model

>>39005938
Probably tourism

>>39005620
would be sex if it didn't look like it was taken with a 240p webcam

>>39005866
>>39005914
zoomers like making things look a e s t h e t i c

>>39005938
Because you guys flrefuse to split the thread into a whore and virgin thread

>>39005886
based, the only chuuba worth watching live is toalux

>>39006006
copes. whores are over

>>39006051
The virgin thread is wvt

>>39006023
That's not aesthetic though that's distinctly the color noise of a shitty camera with its iso cranked way too high

>>39006086
None of the virgins (shondo, bat, saru, chibi, filian, vienna) get talked about in wvt

>>39006092
The aesthetic in this case is ‘a badly lit room, c.2005’

I was just thinking about this, when ("if", at this point) she releases the pink merch, I hope she remembers to not make 90% of her viewers pay 100€ in shipping and import for a 50€ product.

>>39006140
5/6 of those are sex havers

>>39006168
What a shit aesthetc then. She should take some lessons from the actual classics. https://mega.nz/folder/g59hQApA#r3Yofe5LOukb4FEmm89VeA/folder/1h9jiIaY

>>39006260
Anon there are only 4 listed there

>>39006266
do not click IP grabber

>>39006266

so is this minecraft rivals thing just whoever has the most connections

>>39006291
I don't get this joke at all but I greatly appreciate it nonetheless.

are there any actually genuinely dateless virgins besides clauvi?

What makes a whore a whore in the Vtuber community? Saru posts animations of her getting fucked all the time so let’s not get hasty

>>39006508
yeah, (you)
and me

>>39006508
Me.
t.32 year old wizard

>>39006549
hedgemage-anon you don't get wizard status until 40

>>39006532
guzzling gallons of cum

>>39006549
Based I did date though
t. 31 y/o wizard rookie

>>39006532
if you're a woman

>>39006632
I thought I was going on a date once, got stood up.

>>39006508
can i become a virgin if i haven't had sex in 10 years?

touched for the very first time

Any POV worth watching from yesterday's Minecraft event?

>>39006987
nope

I love Shondo

>>39006987
watched it through Tob's and it was pretty good, though I think the main POV (on TwitchRivals and Nyanners's channels) were pretty decent at switching to the more interesting POVs of what was happening

>>39006987
I only watched the first hour or so but felt it was pretty shite. I don't like watching chuubas play friends with people outside their circles in a game that's put on off-the-cuff by admins who are bad at improv
It's probably pretty enjoyable if manufactured drama holds your interest

>>39006987
Your oshis. The games were pretty fun and you czn basicly watch anyone on the team you want to see for them, the downtime between games you'll ha be to hunt for interesting sections since everyone split up, or just skip them since nothing very interesting happened.

>>39006987
Even if you don’t fuck with filian, her pov interacting with the twitch admin (40 mins before the end) was funny af

>>39007176
yeah the downtime between matches is definitely the worst part of it. I guess they made it long so that people could talk between themselves and make up alliances and all that shit, but everyone just seems to use the time to meander around the island doing nothing so it feels even longer than intended

>>39006532
Whore = being sexual with people who arnt your bf. This is split into 2 cases.
>1: those that are sexual with other streamers/others
All the ones that act flirty with their friends or random vtubers they want to get clout from fall under this, most of whore clan
>2: those that are sexual with their comunity, but not not in a relationship with their comunity
Most lewd tubers (not melody) are in this group, specificly the ones that do CB but also complain about their viewers being parasocial. These are whores in the traditional sense, they sell sex

People like saru arnt whores even though she posts animations of herself because those animations are for the viewers, who are her bf.

I love whores because I'm proud to be a cuck.

sex with giri

>>39007717
that desperate huh?

>>39007662
saru is a whore, deal with it

Watching the dog get better at Dwarf Fortress has been fun, she has a knack for it already

Skunt

The cutest.

>>39007989
Grimmi getting spitroasted by Leonidas and Jones!

Which large independent chuuba has the fluffiest bush?

>>39002743
Based, nice work anon

>>39008036
Gross.

>>39007982
bros...

>>39008036
least cucked grimmi fan

watching vod right now :3

>>39007982
cute

>>39001863
the things I would do to Tob

>>39002743
Nice work, new numbers anon. I would just take the highest numbers stream for a day if the chuuba streamed twice. You wouldn’t want to penalize a strong stream just because they were contractually obligated to do a sponsored stream, for example.

>>39008042

>>39001863
Nice.

That Coq model could do with an update though.

>>39008177
she said horse cum conditioner does miracles

>>39008207
hot

I don't like grimmi and I wish she had better groomers, why she failed to attract damocles I can only speculate on, but I suspect its racism.

>>39002743
thanks, anon
this is the kind of autism that will propel mankind to the stars and beyond

didn't know Dya had gotten another outfit, this is pretty cute

>>39008308
I’m no longer attracted to her after seeing her hands

binkacraft
https://www.twitch.tv/cvnka

>>39008364
okay but her cameltoe in that cooking stream though

>>39008367
Nice

>>39008364
This is you should always avoid anythimg RTX related to chuubas
They never live up to expectations set up by their models

>>39008469
expectations are very low anyway she must be a hog

>>39008372
wut

>>39008308
i am attracted to her after seeing her fat ass

>>39008506
she had a very visible cameltoe during her first cooking stream in the subathon, and the camera was angled directly at her crotch so

>>39008469
I'm pretty happy with what I found

>>39008308
every chuuba should have a comfy hoodie mode

>>39008266
he was busy getting mused by mari when the timing was still good. an early damo arc would have already wrapped up months and could have possibly prevented the current absolute state of things. sad.

https://files.catbox.moe/koryt0.mp4

>>39008469
Speak for yourself, my oshi has cute small and pale hands.

>>39008469
sorry your oshi is ugly anon

>>39008599
This except just the blanket pngs everyone uses instead of wasting hundreds of dollars

>>39008661
bum

>>39008599
Is there a more whorish garment?

>>39008772
yeah, one of those sexy underboob hoodies

>>39008772
your mom

>>39008736
Jokes on you, my oshi has a blankie, a hoodie and a jacket

>>39008042
Saru, it's so fluffy she shaves it due to sticking out of her panties too much

>>39008813
How is the joke on me in any way?

Grimmi's voice is so soothing.

>>39008856
>haha his oshi is so poor she has to curl up naked over the sewer grate to keep warm

>>39008891
Whom are you quoting?

>>39008661
Can't wait for her 3D model debut so I can see her ass in all it's glory getting sweaty to Beat Saber

>>39008856
i do not have an answer

>>39008557
Librarian

>>39008557
Receding hairline

>>39008994
what does that even mean

>>39008994
>>39009051
seething

I have sex with Saru every day

>>39008557
Based balding women enjoyer

thanks samefag, very cool
t. not even a viennafag

>>39009051
>>39009231
Here's some headpats for (you) its ok, everything will be alright. I dunno what makes you seethe this much such is the way of life.

>>39009231
please do not reply to the same post multiple times

>>39008469
>They never live up to expectations set up by their models
shondo does

reminder that juniper hates whores and is therefore is unwelcome in /lig/

>>39009312
not every unoriginal reply is a samefag

>>39009431
she's welcome in my bed to guzzle my cum

>>39009431
who?

>>39009126
idk bro but you got 3 overdue books and shes about to start cussing in dewey decimalese

>>39009487
egocider

>>39009522
I don't know who that is

>>39009466
>>39009499
>posting on cooldown

>>39009499
anon are you ok

>>39009487
who indeed

>>39009571
green looks awful on that model, she should change it

>>39009322
I will say, I kinda wish her model’s hair had a less purple hue. Brunettes are cute.

>>39009802
today is chibi day

>>39009802
sheebydeeby...

>>39009499
this is now a new sexual fantasy of mine

>>39009802
ToT

>>39009816
I dont want to hear her with a sick voice, I will saviorfag so hard

>>39009802
accurate spine

>>39009571
Is that the dildo or the futa version?

>>39009903
latter

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

I miss my secret gay lover.

I also need to get some more pics of him to use when posting about him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0tPIs9nHtg

>>39009877
I hope she does not sound like james earl jones

>>39009877
that's not saviorfagging

>>39010031
For me it's soviet Earl

>>39010067
darth doki

>>39010158
He cute. Hope he plays some dork fortress today

>>39010224
I hope so too

>>39010031
I’m having hot gay sex with him right now

>>39010031
I have laid out a several year long plan on how to groom Earl

>thank you tobbu

>>39010955
sex fox

anny hiccups are so cute bros

>>39011305
god I wish I was a banana right now

>>39002401
I feel bad for Saru desu, she seemed pretty crushed

>>39004255
Grimmi a cute. CUTE!

what is it with those hiccups a lot of vtubers have?
Does that happen to everyone talking a lot? I dont think so... but I'm not sure

>>39011481
It's alright she can sex Filian in her own game.

>>39011519
terrible posture and diets, lots of carbonated drinks

>>39011639

>>39008862
It really, really is. I think she's got the most calming voice of any chuuba I follow, although Saru and Snuffy put me at ease too. DM could be amazing if she wasn't para-asocial as hell

>>39011305

>>39011519
Most hiccups are caused by nerve irritation.
It can be soothed by a process of breathing out, WAY out, and slowly drinking cool water. Once water hits the nerve it'll cool down, and the hiccups stop. It takes a bit of practice to nail down.

>>39011665
all of that applies to me and I get hiccups like once a month

>>39011742
yeah but you’re probably not a woman

>>39010065
the absolute peak of female bodily proportions. She is absolutely perfect.

>>39011305
her tummy kinda looks like she's sitting on a huge dildo and it's bulging her out.

>>39011800
hot

womp womp

>>39011721
>could be amazing if she wasn't para-asocial as hell
Wdym
Dm is as anti parasocial as chuuba can get
She shat on streamer-chat relationship many times
There were few times when some fags tried acting parasocial in chat and she told them to stop

>>39011709
Hers is a version with less movement and a slightly better loop, Hope you find a use for it.

>>39011709
fuck off

>>39011870
Meant for >>39011691

>>39011930
let him be, spamming olivia edits is the only thing he knows how to do

>>39011685
I still want to push Dark Souls Saru into a mimic chest

>>39001890
>>39001591
Its not like its an intentional thing to eliminate the people with less friends. Its the way the game works.
If you have 18 people and 10 of them are "close friends" guess who are the first 8 people getting voted off by majority rule?
And the reason there are 10 vshojo+ people is because contestant selection started branching out from nyan's circle I would guess.

It would work out the exact same way no matter which exact group was the biggest.

>>39011979
he is not alone in his efforts, there are many of us

>>39012041
whatever helps you sleep at night man

I hiccup a lot when I suck dick too fast

>>39012093
can you show me?

>>39012093
damn all of a sudden I'm interested in hearing you hiccup

why do i keep dreaming of Oli anons? My oshi never blessed my dreams like this

I see you anonchama

>>39012167
she just wants to be your friend anon, stop resisting, it hurts only briefly, and afterward, you will feel bliss like nothing you experienced before.

>>39012167
Are they real 3d people in your dream or 2d people in a 3d world

https://files.catbox.moe/0jjyi8.png

>>39011920
Nice, thanks Anon.

>>39011930
>>39011979
>>39012080

which chuuba has the longest tail?

>>39012295
I can't believe you finally made a good post after all this time

>>39012317
Probably Saruei.

>>39012313

>>39012295
nice. where have you been damascus?

>>39012295
chibi head too small, looks unrealistic.

>>39011870
Right, I was making a play on "Parasocial" and "Asocial", so we're on the same page.
And I understand not wanting parasocial relationships, but given how actively hostile DM is to chat, it's a wonder anyone watches her.
It's like she doesn't actually want to stream, but is forced to at gunpoint.

>>39012167
>Oli managed to get into his frontal lobe
You should have worn the hat anon, it's too late for you now

>>39012421
She likes streaming and doesnt want schizos attached to her
Dont know what's hard to understand
She wants to be entertainment not girlfriend substitute

>>39012421
fleshtuber contamination...

>>39012317
Depends, where does the tail start on Vex?

>>39011305
God, I really love breedable tummies

>>39012507
You can be friends with your chat without it being a GFE thing

>>39012461

>>39012627
Ok? She shits on parasocial schizos not normal chatters

>>39012507
>>39012510
Maybe it's just the long hours I've worked in the service industry, and a stint in a band, but being this openly cunty to viewers/customers goes beyond "setting boundaries" and into "I'm actively going to antagonize people for asking an innocent question or wanting to be helpful".
It's unpleasant, and it's not great for attracting nor retaining viewers. I used to be in her chat, but somewhere along the line she went from witty, knowledgeable and engaging to a sullen, cranky, moody bitch.

>>39012627
Exactly

>>39011800
Haha that's such a silly image anon

>>39012738
She constantly shits on her chat though

>>39012627
this, there are great examples of it, like meat, savisenpai, Dya, Saru, Limes, and the absolute best of them Chibi.

>>39012771
She shits on retards in chat and that makes her based

anons pretending to drop chuubas they've never watched is my favorite recurring joke in this general

Why would you even watch non gfe chuuba?

>>39012624
vr squ my beloved

>>39012791
She shits on her entire chat when there's 1 retard, and a lot of the time for very innocent comments.

https://files.catbox.moe/xfxhvf.mp4

>>39012787
Saru is gfe though

>>39012754
>for asking an innocent
You're not asking innocent question. You're 100th retard asking the same question
>wanting to be helpful
Your backseating isnt helpful

>>39012787
>saru
>he's still not getting the hints

>>39012830
I only watch accidental gfe chuubas like Veener

>>39012878
that would be incest

>>39012787
>Saru

>>39012903
Yes, and?

>>39012883
are you actually dm

>>39012859
T. Faggot that asks question that can be answered if he justread stream title, scrolled to about question or watched stream for longer than 2 minutes

>>39012898
veener is childhood friend simulator

>>39012897
He is one of those cucks who tell her to get when she is getting playful with chat

>>39012903
>not fucking your imouto

i miss her so much

>>39012903
Well, this makes it all the better

YUZU live
https://www.twitch.tv/yuzupyon

>>39012883
I don't even chat actively, so I'm not really personally buttblasted, but DM has an incredibly low tolerance for basically anything, and it gets annoying when she crosses her arms, huffs and literally refuses to continue the stream for like half an hour over one (1) guy.
This happened, when she was playing Digimon Survive, mind you, I'm not making this up.

>>39012939
Can't be, this anon capitalizes their sentences, uses punctuation and doesn't spam emotes

>wow saru that was a funny prank sucking my dick like that haha, when you get a bf one day he will be a very happy man

>>39012985
it has been less than a fucking day, chill

>>39013088
how new

>>39013057

>>39013088
I usualy start missing her when it's been around 8h without seeing her. At 12h it starts to hurt

>>39013088
imagine not loving your imouto this much

>>39012829
I have dropped about 32 chuubas so far

>>39012409

>when dm is being bitchy
God i need to sexualy correct mayocat asap

mira Live on Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/mirapink

>>39013204
perfect

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>39012903
>that would be incest
I don't get it

gata

https://www.twitch.tv/squchan

vaca

https://www.twitch.tv/milky

cachorra

https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber

womp womp

>>39013460
Sex with little sister = incest

LUMI TIME
MAKING GINGERBREAD AND COOKIES
https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber

Space catto live!
https://www.twitch.tv/squchan

>>39013519
Wait didn't she make gingerbread cookies yesterday?
What day is it