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Pesto Sexo Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 12/23:
1: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (5,177)
2: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (5,095)
3: https://twitch.tv/chibidoki (2,850)
4: https://twitch.tv/Saruei (2,642)
5: https://twitch.tv/onigirien (2,205)
6: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (2,032)
7: https://twitch.tv/Rainhoe (1,576)
8: https://twitch.tv/anny (1,423)
9: https://twitch.tv/LaynaLazar (1,347)
10: https://twitch.tv/GEEGA (1,307)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (2,752) *Chinese
2: https://twitch.tv/maoruya (2,097) *Korean
3: https://twitch.tv/beryl_lulu (1,942) *Chinese

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
For historical reasons, small companies are fine temporarily as long as they have one talent at 500-ish.

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://pastebin.com/1i8hF902

>Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEX)
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Koikatsu Archive
https://mega.nz/folder/KfJXHCZZ#a_Rp4Ckt4wPZkB4zLdShew

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--unofficial-version-54-tier-list-maker-15161259

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays:
January 2nd - Milky
January 3rd - Olivia Monroe
January 24th - Yuzu

>Experimental /lig/ booru
https://booru.plus/+largeindiesglobal

>Ducks
(embed) (embed) https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//#/
>>>/vt//wvt/
>>>/vt//asp/
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//vsj+/
>>>/vt//voms/
>>>/vt//vrt/

Previous Thread >>39556015

>> No.39568997
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eeeeee *snort* eeeeee ehehehe eeee *snort* *snort*

>> No.39568999

Thank fuck, I was about to make one and literally no one wants that.

>> No.39569005
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My lovely wife and I wish you a Merry Christmas!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I. HATE. LAYNA.

>> No.39569017

>>39568997
I love this ritual post.

>> No.39569033

I want shondo to top her new french friend

>> No.39569065
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>Alice VR fully funded
>3D dancing streams soon
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.39569066

I was about to ask /vsj+/ to make a thread for us

>> No.39569102

>>39569015
context:
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/39449353/#q39456796

>> No.39569109
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I love Shondo

>> No.39569121

>had to look at catelog while waiting for thread
>corpos are all sadposting because no one is streaming on christmas
>both my imoutos are spending it with chat
God I love being lig

>> No.39569130
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Sex Chicken Sex Dog

>> No.39569140

BIG
AUSTRALIAN
TITS

>> No.39569151

filian is based

>> No.39569155

>>39569140
vivi??

>> No.39569157

>>39569130
execute me for my crimes by dropping one of mint's heavy milkers on my skull

>> No.39569193
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>>39569157
You’re gonna have to buy her Wan Wan milk instead oomfie

>> No.39569194

>>39569140
No, vivi is for sweaty and hairy armpits

>> No.39569199
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I MISS FILIANORE

>> No.39569202

I love Layna, the nuzzles and snuggles chat rejected I gladly accept.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK2UH6JoINM

>> No.39569215
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I LOVE VEENER

>> No.39569224
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Soon

>> No.39569295
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Good evening and Merry Christmas I love my oshi!

>> No.39569316

>>39569065
not on wednesdays please

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>>39569015

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RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>> No.39569439
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>>39569417

>> No.39569443

>>39569417
SEX

>> No.39569444

Imagine Geega and Juniper laughing and jerking your small pp.

>> No.39569460
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>>39569316
She usually does spacial occasion streams on Sundays, you're fine

>> No.39569465

ayem jealous of all the attention Tob my queen give to Mikey

>> No.39569489
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>>39569460
good, wednesdays are sacred

>> No.39569512

>>39569465
It frankly is not even remotely difficult to get Tob to give you attention

>> No.39569515

>>39569444
My pp is pretty big tho

>> No.39569519
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>>395692
https://mega.nz/file/WF0kxBia#qc7zO1K2DwAy4n9iu6CLXm4fIvR_spF0x6_dmqu7Rc8

>> No.39569520

>>39569199
I miss my nigga Toalux

>> No.39569553

>>39569512
I want it ALL

>> No.39569573
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>>39569519

>> No.39569593

I accidentally got coom on my socks, what should i do?

>> No.39569599

>>39569512
Ahem! Attention strimmer, Iw ould like 1 (one) attention please!

>> No.39569606

guys Bunny has been showing up in my recommended lately, what do I do?

>> No.39569620

>>39569599
Rex, Meat won't be on until a little later today.

>> No.39569623

>>39569606
no off topic

>> No.39569643
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Alphe is streaming for Christmas Eve, playin horror games

https://www.twitch.tv/alphenavt

>> No.39569644

>>39569606
jerk off to the thumbnail

>> No.39569646

>>39569620
But my bitties...

>> No.39569658

>>39569606
go into her chat and ask her why she doesn't collab with Ironmouse/Momo/Zentreya anymore.

>> No.39569672

>>39569606
>recommended
thats your problem right there

>> No.39569699

>>39569646
You need to donate higher amounts

>> No.39569706
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>>39569643
geega's pheenin now

>> No.39569720

>>39569606
go in her chat and ask her when she's gonna do porn
win/win, either you get an answer or you get banned, and im pretty sure if you're banned in someone's chat, that guarantees you'll never see their channel in your recommended

>> No.39569732

>>39569706
Geega is a real one. I'm not even mad at her for making me stop making pregnant Geega ai art

>> No.39569755

>>39569520
it's been tough for the past 6 years, but I still believe.

>> No.39569759

I should've noticed the redeem was back before I donated FUCK

>> No.39569765

>thank you anon my love

>> No.39569772

Is this snow falling supposed to be a Gosling reference?

>> No.39569776

>>39569732
Can you make Geega as an office lady art instead?

>> No.39569788

>>39569732
Was her problem with the AI or the pregnant?

>> No.39569811

>>39569772
yes

>> No.39569819
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>>39569772

>> No.39569828

>>39569732
make Ai art of Filian and Saru spit roasting Layna

>> No.39569834

>>39569732
you can still make them, just don't share where she can see them

>> No.39569845

https://twitter.com/SquChan/status/1606727308789878784
Furry meta soon, can't wait for DM to have a non-meme furry model

>> No.39569851

>>39569834
her eyes are everywhere anon, you cannot escape her eternal gaze

>> No.39569853

This gave me an idea but I need some good smug Geeg and Juni pics to do it.

>> No.39569878

>>39569834
>where she can see them
that's really the trouble, isn't it?

>> No.39569887
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>>39569851
more of a reason to do it then

>> No.39569901

>>39569853 (me)
man i cannot aim today
>>39569444

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>> No.39569941
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>>39569853

>> No.39569947
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>>39569851
don't worry anon, I'll take up your mantle and make AI Geega art in your stead *wink* *wink*

>> No.39569948
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Sindy says Happy Holidays

>> No.39569981

>if you want me to say your name you just have to say hi
>proceeds to say hellos but without "my love"
shondo...

>> No.39569986

>>39569948
thanks sinder

>> No.39569987
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Imagine being Mikey's mom

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>>39569947
looking forward to it

>> No.39570005

>>39569987
I would be so proud

>> No.39570011

>>39569947
ok, if you need keywords lmk. I have all the Geega keywords.
She was the best AI subject i ever found.

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>>39569199
she misses you more snacker

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>>39569853
I can help with Juny, how many and how smug?

>> No.39570046
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hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.39570057

There's no way this game Tob is playing didn't hire the same cringe writers as Rick & Morty

>> No.39570082
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>>39570011
why yes, it would make it much easier to produce very similar results to your work if I only knew the exact keywords you used *wink*

>> No.39570085

shondo feeling faint on a regular basis isn't normal, please eat more than a single yogurt a day

>> No.39570090

>>39570011
do tell

>> No.39570096

>>39570057
it's by the guy ho did family guy

>> No.39570100

>>39570057
anon....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_on_Life_(video_game)

>> No.39570153

>>39570057
Its made by the same guy who made rich and morty

>> No.39570156
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bat's alt game is getting pretty weak

>> No.39570166

>>39570057
wow anon you are very intelligent, you deserve a gold star for this one you special little boy

>> No.39570197

>>39570166
He's very unique too, with a refined sense of humor, not like those NPC normies at school

>> No.39570198

>>39570096
I can't stand that unfunny fuck. who keeps giving him jobs.

>> No.39570216

Geega has very cummable eyes

>> No.39570219

>>39570046
Looks like granny panties

>> No.39570242

By the way, i seem to remember there being some kind of drama around TaneTenshi, who's currently in Giri's discord call

>> No.39570246

>>39570198
he keeps employing himself and has become unstoppable

>> No.39570268

>>39569199
She's probably stuck in an airport on a layover with shitty cell reception drinking an overpriced coffee to keep warm wishing she was live and doing a "what do you want for Christmas snackers? a girlfriend? hahaha" Santa Claus roleplay with her chat

>> No.39570279

>>39570242
I just remember her doing that weird findom shit on Twitter

>> No.39570320
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elf-themed vtubers: not even once

>> No.39570322

>>39570242
she just soapboxed and guilt tripped on twitter about not being "popular" enough and not being able to buy models every other month after putting in 1/10 the worker of others and got bitched out for it

>> No.39570325

Just tuned in did I miss something about shadowmama

>> No.39570332

>>39570156
hah I just saw that go by in the vod, looked like it got instantly deleted
poor moriko always swings but never scores

>> No.39570338
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>>39570320

>> No.39570342

>>39570279
She got all pissy the business whale unfollowed her, started drama, "graduated" and I guess she's back

>> No.39570347

>>39570325
she said mama will bust in the door and yell at her if she's not done streaming by 10

>> No.39570356

why is Tib more popular in /lig/ than the wompwomper?

>> No.39570370

>>39570342
oh yeah that was pretty funny, fuck her

>> No.39570372

>>39569772
Aussie spotted

>> No.39570385

>>39570242
She vague posted about bao following her then unfollowing her. Bao overreacted and it caused Twitter drama about people being able to follow and unfollow however they. tane's boyfriend also went all around twitter defending tane

>> No.39570417
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>>39570356
no one talks about lily except to masturbate to her

>> No.39570440

>>39570347
I wish this was true

>> No.39570441
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I want to marry Vienna and take care of her

I hope she's okay

>> No.39570449

>>39570057
They got Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack to do some voices so I'm fine with it

>> No.39570452

>>39570356
They're both great, but tob gets more schizo the longer she streams
>>39570417
you fucking take that back, i love hearing her accent for entirely non-sexual reasons

>> No.39570463

>>39569987
Dude's like 32

>> No.39570470

>>39570356
Tob = content
Orca = reacting
Do the math

>> No.39570473

>>39570441
who did you end up cheating on her with

>> No.39570488

>>39570417
Does she have any other appeal?

>> No.39570495
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the dogs bark and the pup keeps on rolling

>> No.39570502
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>>39570338
If Layna's avatar were real, I'd deepthroat her ears.

>> No.39570508
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>>39570463

>> No.39570507
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Cute

>> No.39570534

>>39570356
tob is cute and has an autistic sense of humor, lily is a normalfag. It's simple

>> No.39570539

>>39570338
Layna's not an elf anymore, she's a vampire

>> No.39570546
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>>39570452
but you don't post about her

>> No.39570566

>>39570539
She's a Blood Queen

>> No.39570602
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>>39570546
fine i guess i'll start
i really like how she pauses in mid sentence to carefully choose her english words

>> No.39570612
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>>39570473
no one

>> No.39570614

>>39570534
lily's not un-cute

>> No.39570620

>>39569987
I guess Mikey is a Neptunia purist who wants the physical media because every nep game goes on sale 50%+ off every time Steam does a sale (like right now)
I would watch a /lig/ger play one of the Nep games like VII for the kusoge.

>> No.39570633

>>39570539
can elves not get vampirized?

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Liggas should I get a bottle of red or champagne for our date

>> No.39570662

>>39570633
yes but if you told a human vampire that they were a human they'd probably celerity up to you and pull your spine out

>> No.39570668

>>39570356
she is literally the reason this thread exists

>> No.39570673

>>39570648
both, the night is long and cold

>> No.39570678

I love Filian and hope she is doing fine.

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>>39570602
good start keep it up womper
personally I will just keep masturbating to the little stripper whale

>> No.39570695

sorry mi hijo, i coud not find your porno waifu game, but i got you more bebitas!!!
(gives him 128 ounce cup filled with Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew mixed up)

>> No.39570704

>>39570648
Red, champagne will upset her stomach when she chugs

>> No.39570727

>>39570602
She's just trying not to say nigga

>> No.39570741

>>39570693
lily also has the best smug/suspicious face expressions. some models are better at other facial features and i think thats interesting

>> No.39570768

>>39570011
the other two were baiting but please share the keywords I'm interested

>> No.39570778

>>39570741
2win is one hell of a rigger

>> No.39570782

>>39570620
Mikey plays things on PlayStation

>> No.39570790
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>>39570648
Buy some champagne so you can impress her with a nice mugmosa.

>> No.39570801

>>39570648
I got champagne but she doesn't like it, which means more for me

>> No.39570807

>>39570546
I really like the usage of gravity in this image

>> No.39570809
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>>39570441
Very sad to hear about the snowstorm. I know she's been looking forward to seeing her family for a while.

>> No.39570811

>>39570678
me and fil doing alright rn dont worry

>> No.39570822

>>39570809
more time with Dan

>> No.39570836

>>39570648
She seems like she likes wine more

>> No.39570840

>>39570693
Not a single clip from her last vr stream. Did she fall off?

>> No.39570851

i think its super cute how alphena keeps calling her tobs

>> No.39570873

>>39570851
that's what the normalfags call her

>> No.39570874

>>39570851
Filian literally thinks her name is TableTob

>> No.39570892

>>39570874
you spread lies

>> No.39570908
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wife_dm_!

>> No.39570913

>>39570836
champagne is wine

>> No.39570920

>>39570873
Alphena does give off strong normalfag vibes, like Geega. like she can hold down a job and make her bed.

>> No.39570944

>>39570913
Big if true

>> No.39570953
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>>39570807
big fat low hangers

>>39570840
she dropped the vr model too hard

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>>39570809
yeah, I hope she doesnt get the sads

>> No.39570996

>>39570778
She's rigging Layna right now

>> No.39571015

>>39570920
Always gave me the bored housewife vibe.

>> No.39571030

please say hi to the cutest Asian cockroach Magic Gadra.
If you type something in chat, it's automatic TTS and she will see the Chinese translation as well and she will say something cute to you!
https://www.twitch.tv/magicgadra3

>> No.39571033
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39571033

We love it when the hangers are heavy

>> No.39571034
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Cottontail live making a gingerbread house and she's not wearing pants
https://www.twitch.tv/cottontailva

>> No.39571080
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>>39569444
https://files.catbox.moe/fdpmp3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cufat2.png

>> No.39571091

>>39571034
I'm upset that she's fat

>> No.39571090

>>39570822
there's a man living rent free in your head, kinda gay not gonna lie

>> No.39571099

>>39570988
Brother you gotta get you an oshi like mine who gets sad and lonely and goes live for 6.5 hours to mitigate those feelings

>> No.39571100

Alphena sounds like a teacher that I would masturbate to during her class

>> No.39571117

>>39571090
Dan is amazing, I hope he marries Vie

>> No.39571119

>>39571080
T-thanks...

>> No.39571120

>>39571091
she isn't

>> No.39571128
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>>39570417
>>39570546
>>39570602
>>39570693
>>39570953
>>39571080

>> No.39571134

>>39571033
Fuck yeah

>> No.39571142
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39571142

>>39571099

>> No.39571155
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39571155

>>39571080
Finally something for us smalls

>> No.39571162

>>39571134
I hope her new l2d has a gyaru alt eventually. I know she's getting an OL alt from the get-go though.

>> No.39571171

>>39571142
I'm sorry...

>> No.39571172

>>39571091
Yeah she's a real horker of a whore alright. A whoreker if you will (a little bit derogatory)

>> No.39571189

>>39571172
>>39571091
doesnt she look a little like Sinder?

>> No.39571198

>>39571091
slampig

>> No.39571201
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39571201

It's time

>> No.39571205

>>39571189
she looks like silver actually

>> No.39571225
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39571225

Reiyu started her christmas stream, I finally have someone to watch
https://www.twitch.tv/reiyuguigui

>> No.39571227

I can tell from the way she says the word 'jokes' that Alphena is a leaf and also the fact that her pussy tasted like maple syrup

>> No.39571236

>>39571080
I shouldn't find this so hot

>> No.39571249 [SPOILER] 
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39571249

Milky left this as a Christmas present on her Twitter
https://twitter.com/Miilkywayz/status/1606741501471399936

>> No.39571255

>>39571227
Jokes, dontcha know

>> No.39571257

>>39571225
is she gonna be okay

>> No.39571271

>>39571227
Isn't she even a french leaf?

>> No.39571272

>>39571249
she can keep it, liar

>> No.39571276

>>39570996
oh cool I didn't know that

>> No.39571284
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39571284

>>39571249

>> No.39571315

>>39571249
awoooooooooooooooooga

>> No.39571331

>>39571271
Yeah I'm pretty sure she was the one talking to Saru in French. Though whether she actually just knows French vs being a quebecois, idk

>> No.39571346

>>39571080
we need more sph

>> No.39571403
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39571403

I'm ready

>> No.39571415
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39571415

Why

>> No.39571433

>>39571403
clean your shit, pig

>> No.39571450
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39571450

>>39571249

>> No.39571454

>>39571272
I'm disappointed about the cancelled stream too, but she brings us a lot of positivity and comfort. So if she needs some extra time for herself, that's okay with me

>> No.39571457

>>39571415
To keep them warm

>> No.39571468

>Anny not getting that the point of the joke was that the guys American accent was bad
I love ESL chuubas

>> No.39571476

>>39571415
god I love reiyu's tits but the hats are blocking the spillage

>> No.39571478

>>39571403
autism

>> No.39571480
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39571480

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>> No.39571489

>>39571415
It's Christmas

>> No.39571505

>>39571403
I know it looks like dirt, but that's superglue I spilled and tried to clean up with paper towel, which then spontaneously caught fire, which I didn't know was a thing, and it left a brown residue that cont be removed.

>> No.39571515

>>39571403
you live like this??

>> No.39571517

>>39571080
i dont like it when they touch the top of the tip like that

>> No.39571549

>>39571505
Apply heat to paper
>Surprised when it burns

>> No.39571578

>>39571249
she has miss sitting on your dick and snap it in two energy

>> No.39571582

>>39571505
More like hot glue

>> No.39571603

ghosting family this x-mas, any liggers live today for this feel?

>> No.39571625

>>39571603
reiyu

>> No.39571630
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39571630

>> No.39571631
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39571631

>>39571603
Moriko's doing a 24h stream in about 4 hours

>> No.39571635
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39571635

>>39571603
The literal ghost with big titties playing games with big titties
https://www.twitch.tv/reiyuguigui

>> No.39571649

>>39571625
Man that works on a lot of levels huh

>> No.39571671

Rael so cute

>> No.39571672
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39571672

>>39571631
i NEED tight upside-down chiropteran pussy

>> No.39571678

>>39571631
hell yeah, sound's good

>> No.39571701
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39571701

Sugoi

>> No.39571702
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39571702

>>39571603
oomfie christmas

>> No.39571734
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39571734

>>39571672
The one thing I want under the tree

>> No.39571739

>>39571702
Is that the Steven Segal energy drink? Why

>> No.39571745

>>39571701
Never thought I'd be having a date with a cute not french cyborg on christmas

>> No.39571748

>>39571734
bat is so sexy

>> No.39571752

[kitchen noises]

>> No.39571756
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39571756

>>39571701
You will give me an egg

>> No.39571762

I WANT A BIG FAT OBESE OOMFIE TO CUDDLE AND DO SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH

>> No.39571768

>>39571701
oy vey, is that a chateau lafite rothschild wine bottle?

>> No.39571771

>>39571762
Based

>> No.39571773
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39571773

i love her so much bros

>> No.39571776

>>39571630
every time anny does this I remember how good her new model is

>> No.39571786

>>39571756
You have to eat ALL the eggs.

>> No.39571798

>>39571701
i wish she'd put her feet on my plate

>> No.39571804

>>39571786
but mikey gonzales said eggs are not for drinking

>> No.39571806
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39571806

Needs correction...

>> No.39571818

meat cucking the frog with another frog...

>> No.39571826
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39571826

bros I can't hold all these /lig/gers
why are they all trying to make my christmas better

>> No.39571838

>>39571806
pregnancy correction

>> No.39571861

>>39571773
inb4 cuck experience... a pair of hands appear from the other side

>> No.39571873

>>39571818
who?

>> No.39571883

>>39571861
Yeah, mine

>> No.39571887

>>39571861
inb4 it's mom's

>> No.39571898

>>39571701
Wait.. is that kitchen towel instead of napkins?

>> No.39571900
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39571900

womp womp

>> No.39571918

>>39571898
Sshhh, she's trying.

>> No.39571946

>>39571887
frog oyakodon?

>> No.39571948

>>39571806
I wasn't sold on this model immediately but good god it is ridiculously sex

>> No.39571949

>>39571898
It's also hard to spot, but those are actually paper plates

>> No.39571959

Cheers

>> No.39571966
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39571966

she works so hard bros

>> No.39571975

Which chuuba do you hate? If you hate none, you hate them all.

>> No.39571987

>>39571975
your mom

>> No.39571988
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39571988

>>39571959
cheers my ligga
merry christmas to all of you

>> No.39571991
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39571991

>>39571975

>> No.39571992

Kalimba serenade on the date

>> No.39572011

>>39571975
The whore clan and vsj+ adjacents

>> No.39572021

>>39571918
But.. i can see all the flaws in table layout.

>> No.39572029

>>39571975
>>39572011
samefag

>> No.39572043

>>39571975
Ninomae Ina'nis

>> No.39572074
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39572074

>>39571992
i can't stop smiling

>> No.39572077

>>39571975
Whore clan

>> No.39572081
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39572081

I'm in love

>> No.39572089

>>39571975
i'm trying to be less hateful.

>> No.39572096

>>39572077
then u hate tib

>> No.39572097

>>39572081
that head transplant looks so janky

>> No.39572113

>>39571975
snuffy and geega
because vsj+

>> No.39572114

>>39571975
I don't really hate any of them, but I dislike the whore clan

>> No.39572118

>Eggs not peeled
>Kitchen towel napkins
>Streak knife but no normal knife
>No starter cutlery
>Griddle things are placed so that both of the handles are facing towards Saru
Saru...she's trying her best

>> No.39572136
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39572136

>> No.39572145

>>39572118
autism

>> No.39572153

>>39572118
It makes it all the cuter btw

>> No.39572164

>>39572118
That's what makes it cute

>> No.39572177

>>39571991
>>39572089
>>39572114
You people need an appropriate hate in your life
If you hate them all, you hate none.
If you hate none, you hate them all.

>> No.39572184

>>39572118
autism

>> No.39572192

>>39572118
you sound like a pretentious bougie faggot

>> No.39572195

I could live inside the way Saruei says turkey

>> No.39572203

>>39572177
meds

>> No.39572214

>>39572192
Tell em, paper plate bro

>> No.39572219

always ignore /ck/ posters

>> No.39572227

did alphena get a big raid?

>> No.39572233
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39572233

>merry christmas tobs
does she know

>> No.39572241

>it's not Christmas without the cheese
I will not make a French joke I will not make a French joke

>> No.39572242
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39572242

>>39572227

>> No.39572249

>>39572177
>You people need an appropriate hate in your life
Bruh I don't have time to hate

>> No.39572257

>>39572195
Gulu gulu!

>> No.39572258
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>>39572203
Taking meds made me HATE Layna.

>> No.39572264
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39572264

3d women btfo

>> No.39572278

>https://twitter.com/C0QUI/status/1606749918009229312
Coqui is not having the besr day (but still in a good mood)

>> No.39572286

>>39572118
>>39572214
Cooking is a meme it is not important

>> No.39572293

When I move in I'm getting Rael to get rid of the male seri voice

>> No.39572312

>>39572233
you can wish a merry Christmas to non Christians anonchama

>> No.39572313

I mean, would be a little cute if she gives chat presents and it's i dunno, something that's going to be on a future stream

>> No.39572323

Oh that looks delish

>> No.39572333

>>39572278
coqui is adorable

>> No.39572335

>>39572233
>does she know
no but it also doesn't matter, Christmas stopped being a religious thing decades ago

>> No.39572343

For those of you who need convincing that Lucy wants your cock pics. Tie a nice bow on it if you will.
> https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1686910905?t=23m12s

>> No.39572345

takes too much money to make shondo yell anymore

>> No.39572352

>>39572233
jews celebrate christmas (its a financial holiday now)

>> No.39572375

>>39572286
It gave my ancestors a bigger brain though

>> No.39572373

>>39572343
Why is she like this?

>> No.39572381
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39572381

>>39571403
keep it classy, ligga

>> No.39572387

You know, I never considered france would have Escargots as ready prepared meals.

>> No.39572394

>>39572233
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz_JZJkqsEc

>> No.39572396

I never had snail

>> No.39572401

>>39572345
Good, she's finally accepted her place as a princess and an object of adulation.

>> No.39572413

you WILL eat ze snails

>> No.39572415

You WILL eat ze snails

>> No.39572420
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39572420

I will pretend to like the snails just to make her happy

>> No.39572422

>>39572375
much evidence suggests this isn't a good thing

>> No.39572425

Sorry for late jigsaw, Merry Christmas liggas!
https://jigex.com/CHQ4t

>> No.39572430
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39572430

>you have to eat all the snails

>> No.39572446

>>39572375
No that was just cooking.
Cooking© is tying your ego into the fact that you watched a pan boil.

>> No.39572449
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39572449

>>39572413
>>39572415
we're here forever arent we

>> No.39572459

>>39572373
She has no father and is a /b/tard

>> No.39572464

>>39572430
i had almost convinced myself that snail eating was just an anti french meme..

>> No.39572467

>>39572449
>literally one second apart
we really are all the same guy, huh?

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39572474

>>39572413
>>39572415

>> No.39572487

Holy shit frogs really do eat snails

>> No.39572492

You need to eat snails to date Rael

>> No.39572494

>>39572467
all us :)

>> No.39572499

>>39572278
This is givin' me fuckin' PTSD from when this happened in my dormitory in college, Coqui's really goin' through it right now

>> No.39572502

>>39572487
frogs will eat anything they can fit in their mouths

>> No.39572504

>>39572474
lol why does meat devolve to sex pest the moment she stops streaming

>> No.39572509

>>39572413
>>39572415
Snail-mind

>> No.39572519

>people didn't know French ate snails
next you're going to tell me you thought Americans eating hamburgers was just a meme

>> No.39572536

>>39572487
they even eat each other

>> No.39572541

>>39572343
Sorry Lucy, but I'm saving my dick pic virginity for someone else

>> No.39572569

TOB AND MEAT in saru's chat. this is romantic af

>> No.39572570

>>39572519
Heh, next you are gonna tell me Americans actually clap at the movie theater.

>> No.39572571

>>39572519
Yeah and Brits eating eel head pie

>> No.39572572

>fancy dinner
>compares every second snail to a boogers
Yes, she's an imouto

>> No.39572595

>>39572570
wait you actually do that?

>> No.39572606

>>39572595
Only if it's war propaganda

>> No.39572614
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39572614

>date with saru
>wife talking about kani
>having some red wine
>shitposting with the liggas
>comfy puzzle
yeah im thinking today is a good day

>> No.39572615

>>39572504
>Repeating something the streamer said
>Sex pest

>> No.39572619

>>39572541
Actually based. No one has ever seen my cock either. When my doctor tells me to take my pants off, I just tell him I do regular testicular cancer checks in the shower so there is no need.

>> No.39572620

So Saru prepares snails for us to test if we can eat a pussy?

>> No.39572627

>>39572606
Do the movies show anything that isn't war propaganda?

>> No.39572631

>>39572614
whore

>> No.39572645

>>39572519
people eat stuff like clams and oysters, dont see why a land-based mollusk is any weirder to eat than water-based ones

>> No.39572647

>>39572627
These days theaters around me show anime movies sometimes that I like to go watch on the big screen

>> No.39572664

Would you actually send your oshi a dick pic if she asked for one earnestly?

>> No.39572670

snails are actually good you weirdos, i will gladly eat my wifes snail meal, thank her for making it, and then rail her later

>> No.39572680

>>39572645
I-it just is, okay?!

>> No.39572681

She called me sweetheart I feel like I'm on cloud 9

>> No.39572682
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39572682

Shes GMI

>> No.39572686

>She's seen my "bitch you live like this" posts

>> No.39572687

>>39572664
No, I would just post it here instead.

>> No.39572691

>>39572664
I already have, I'll send one to lucy if she realy wants one. I have no shame

>> No.39572692

>>39572570
Pathetic.
https://streamable.com/uii4rq
https://streamable.com/u7psa3
https://streamable.com/jv4u60
https://streamable.com/i7ti8g
https://streamable.com/c83bsp

>> No.39572699

>>39572664
Yes but I would be very embarrassed to do so and would probably come to regret it

>> No.39572702

>>39572664
yea

>> No.39572714

>>39571975
Nux

>> No.39572715

>>39572504
Easiest way to get attention to increase her clout

>> No.39572720

>>39572692
third worlders

>> No.39572721

>>39572692
lol wtf

>> No.39572722

>>39572620
Is pussy really that bad...

>> No.39572727

>>39572692
Indians are actually the strongest race

>> No.39572729

>>39572664
>insert the penis verification vtuber discord thing here

>> No.39572745

>>39572664
only if she promised to rate it honestly

>> No.39572747

>>39572631
my wife is a self proclaimed cosmic whore, i have to at least try to get on her level

>> No.39572756

>>39572692
SOVL

>> No.39572758

She's slurpin' the snail juice

>> No.39572770

>>39572570
I have only seen this happen once, and it was when you could see the film guy operating the camera in the back of the theater. There was a huge delay to the movie because the camera broke in the first ten minutes and everyone had to wait for the repair. It took thirty minutes before the movie started again, and when the movie was over everyone turned around and clapped for the film guy. This was in 1998

>> No.39572775

>>39572504
At the end of the day we are all sex

>> No.39572783

>>39572664
I'd love to

>> No.39572789

>>39572664
I'd send a black one just to see the reaction.

>> No.39572798

>>39572715
that makes zero sense.
she would do it onstream if she felt that way.

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39572808

>>39572664

>> No.39572812

>>39572789
devilish

>> No.39572813

cotton will not stop fucking moaning over the icing and it is making me hard

>> No.39572822

Happy desk pounding

>> No.39572824
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39572824

>>39572664
I genuinely don't know. I'm not particularly ashamed of my average size but I still don't think I'd have the guts to send her

>> No.39572833

Hopefully she can reheat the food she gives to chat... would be a waste otherwise

>> No.39572852

>>39572745
it's months that I'm trying to get an honest dick rate, but it's harder than you may think

>> No.39572853

>>39572824
Snuffy seems like she’d be fine with average

>> No.39572864
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>>39572664
I'd rather send her a pick of my bussy
reiyu dm me

>> No.39572905

>>39572853
I suppose. Like I said, I'm not ashamed of it but sending it to her would be another story, regardless of whether I thought she'd be "fine with it" or not

>> No.39572983

>>39572905
is it polite to just ask first or will it make things awkward?

>> No.39572986

>>39572853
Average dragon maybe

>> No.39572995

I'm going to need that clip of saru saying "I'm proud of you", for no particular reason.

>> No.39572998

My PC is about to blow up before I finish this OC

>> No.39573034

I want to feel my oshi's thighs pressed against the sides of my head and I'm not afraid to say it.

>> No.39573071
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>>39573034
Me too

>> No.39573110

>Taka beating Saru
Is this the DBZA buff?

>> No.39573118

>>39572983
asking beforehand really won't change the outcome
if she would've blocked you for sending a dick pic first, she'll block you when you ask either way

>> No.39573120
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just joined
w-who is she dining with?

>> No.39573135

>>39573120
With me, her husband

>> No.39573137

I'm on a date with saruei

>> No.39573140

>>39573071
Imagine the smell

>> No.39573143

i rarely watch saru, is she a schizo?
Sometimes she is cute and genuine like this, sometimes she seems to hate everything
just like me fr

>> No.39573144

>>39573120
me and only me

>> No.39573145

>>39573120
with Shondo's husband

>> No.39573147
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the frog is too powerful

>> No.39573154

>>39573034
speak your truth king

>> No.39573163

>>39573143
imagine a French artist being temperamental

>> No.39573167

>>39573118
you avoid having her looking at your dick if she doesn't wanna though

>> No.39573169

>>39573120
Kanye West. They really connected over their schizophrenia.

>> No.39573170

>>39573120
Her BF, a french catboy vtuber called chat

>> No.39573172
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>>39573034
>>39573071
how would your oshi's headlock game be bros?

>> No.39573177

>>39573143
>is she a schizo?
Yeah

>> No.39573179

>>39573167
I suppose that's fair, but she'll still forever label you as a clueless retard regardless

>> No.39573195

I want to feel my oshi's feet pressed against my face and I'm not afraid to say it.

>> No.39573196

>>39573110
For certain

>> No.39573220
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>>39572425
ty for puzzle

>> No.39573222
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>>39573195
based

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>>39573170

>> No.39573232

>>39573195
That's the dumbest way to get a fungal infection on your face.

>> No.39573244

>>39572425
Thanks for playing. I hope you all had a pleasant day and ate all your snails.
https://twitter.com/Saruei_/status/1606453868413554690

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>>39572425
thanks for the puzzle as always

>> No.39573263

>>39573179
I'm considering sending a dick pic to a stranger on the net, she wouldn't be so wrong

>> No.39573270

This is full blown gfe schizo kino. Just what I needed on Christmas. Thank you alcoholic french hag.

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>>39573120
guess

>> No.39573294

Now here is where the man on the date would help with the problem
However, Saru is relying on chat

>> No.39573303

>>39573263
I would say that if someone even wants a tribute or dick pic in the first place they're not much better off, but then I remembered that I've personally jacked off to tributes before so I don't know where that puts me

>> No.39573314

I want my nose pressed directly against my oshi's anus and I'm not afraid to say it

>> No.39573319

>>39573294
and chat is full of horny teenagers

>> No.39573330

>>39573319
lol

>> No.39573342

What did saru do last year for Christmas

>> No.39573346

I want my tongue deep inside my oshi's butthole and I'm not afraid to say it

>> No.39573351

>>39573290
AI generated chad hands?

>> No.39573365

>>39571403
Funni shondo face

>>39571701
The placement and symmetry of everything, even her hands, feels like I'm watching a Wes Anderson movie.

>> No.39573374

>>39571762
If you ask nice I bet she will. She seems the type

>> No.39573377

I want my unwashed foot pressed directly against my oshi's cervix and I'm not afraid to say it.

>> No.39573379

>>39573342
Masturbate

>> No.39573380

>>39573314
>>39573346
literally this

>> No.39573393

>Anny doesn't like 99% of male colognes
Guess I better get to searching for the 1% or ditch the stuff all together

>> No.39573398

>>39573346
now this I agree with

>> No.39573400

>>39573303
jacking off to another dude's cum makes you an honorary veener poster.
Tributes themselves are fairly rude. It denies your oshi the experience of milking the hog herself.

>> No.39573406

>>39573380
based anus enjoyer

>> No.39573407

>>39573342
Had sex with me

>> No.39573435

>>39573393
take the natural smell pill

>> No.39573434

its amazing how sarus stream is somehow not super akward.
She is so genuine about it and doesnt mention "im doing this for u lonely guys teehee" every 10 minutes.
Also im not that lonely, just single and doing christmas stuff on 25-26..

>> No.39573437

>>39573303
we are just here forever anon

>> No.39573442

Sarus going to give me a fetish for having my gf cut my food and feeding it to me while I just relax like she's my slave. to be fair saru would probably like that.

>> No.39573465

>>39573435
She said basically if you wash yourself and your clothes then you're good to go.
I could always rub some Vicks vaporub on my chest a little bit since that stuff turns her on

>> No.39573476

>>39573400
what if she sends you the pic to tribute on though?

>> No.39573478

I guess vegetarians and muslims can't be Saru's date tonight...

>> No.39573482

>>39572995
Clip it yourself fag

>> No.39573492

>>39573346
what if it was dirty haha

>> No.39573504

Do the french celebrate on the 24th or 25th

>> No.39573503

>>39573478
now that's what I call based

>> No.39573505

>>39573434
Saru is natural at gfe

>> No.39573531

>>39573434
If saru has 1 strong point, other than working hard, its that she can enjoy things unironicly and scolds chat when they can't

>> No.39573542

>>39573504
They celebrate it in the summer when Jesus was actually born not the pagan winter solstice they cope moved it to

>> No.39573557

>>39573400
I'm bi so I don't deny the veenerposter status, but I guess I can understand the appeal of tributes to a degree. The thing is that obviously that changes if you're the "target" of the tribute, and I don't think there's any way to put myself in their shoes to try and understand it

>> No.39573563

>>39572664
I'm already paranoid about the idea that some vtubers could be trying to groom me this would make me block them from everything and hide

>> No.39573568

>>39573434
She kinda discourages the usual GFE/Mommy simping in her chat, treats chat more like a friend, so it feels like going on a date with your bestie.

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>>39573442
meat has given me an appreciation for chuubas who feed their chat
though i end up eating too much every time

>> No.39573583

are meat and tob also in it for the girl french experience?

>> No.39573595

>>39573504
They don’t observe the calendar year. They just feel it out.

>> No.39573605

>also do you want an egg? I'll give you an egg.
I've spend too much time on /fit/ to say yes with a streught face

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>>39573476
>Refusing a fine damsel's request for cum
That's textbook gay, obviously.

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our eggs are holding hands :)

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>>39573605
GIVE ME AN EGG

>> No.39573642

Oh fug, the bacon and cheese looks good.

>> No.39573663

>>39573568
She never discouraged gfe, what are you talking about, she is doing gfe right now

>> No.39573669

so the frogs eat breakfast foods on christmas?

>> No.39573681

>>39572278
She’s such an unlucky bottom.

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Why is she so pale? I swear the lights in her house are reflecting of her

>> No.39573716

we got cotton feet on stream
they were okay
painted toenails as a bonus

>> No.39573721

>>39573669
no, saru probably doesn't know how to cook anything else

>> No.39573726

>>39573694
She hasn't been outside for years.

>> No.39573729

She fucked up with the eggs

>> No.39573750

>>39573729
Just like her eggs..

>> No.39573753

>>39573694
She has the complexion of a nordic woman

>> No.39573754

>>39573729
would still devour without a second thought

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>>39573568

>> No.39573766

>>39573694
She's one of those "white" people from last century

>> No.39573777

>>39573716
timestamp?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDt9a0q3P0

Merry christmas Sarubros.

>> No.39573792

>>39573568
Huh, she straight up calls chat her bf, the only thing I can think of that you're referring to is that she said she doesn't want to act like a cute GF all the time because she's not that kind of person, she wants to hang out more naturally , but she likes it when chat acts cute with her when she's feeling cute

>> No.39573793

>>39573753
ironically nords are bronze
t. went there once

>> No.39573798

>>39573568
she says stuff like "its like you're my boyfriend" pretty often

>> No.39573808

Is Saruei the ultimate GFE chuuba?

>> No.39573814

>>39573777
1:54 ish
someone clipped it in chat
https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyHorribleRingM4xHeh-zCppTw1Ydwhw1gAk

>> No.39573815

>>39573754
Agreed

>> No.39573842

>>39573814
eh, I've seen worse
not a fan of her nails though

>> No.39573848

>>39573808
Yes,

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>>39573815
the food dont look that bad either, HEYOOOOOOOOO

>> No.39573878

>>39573808
Not even the exclusively GFE chuubas put this much effort

>> No.39573884

I never would've imagine Saru would do something like this

>> No.39573888

>>39573814
>I dunno if you guys can tell but I have a bit of a foot... thing
kek

>> No.39573898

>>39573884
how new

>> No.39573900

Is that really how she says brownies?

>> No.39573915

>>39573814
big fan of vtubers who are whores (non-derogatory)

>> No.39573930

>>39573900
brony

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>>39573884
what a bizarre timeline to be in, but a welcome one

>> No.39573938

What show is Saru talking about?

>> No.39573941

she's not saying anything bad but I really want shadow to stop talking about growth already

>> No.39573942

tob in both imouto streams she just like me frfr

>> No.39573960

>>39573933
>no short hair
Good short hair bad

>> No.39573964

>>39573563
Consider this.
Why would a chuuba want to groom a viewer, let alone you?

>> No.39573978

>>39573933
this feels like 10 years ago

>> No.39574017

>>39572664
It'd take more then just her asking, i'd need to know that It's out of her genuinely being in love with me.

>> No.39574049

>Just like the MC of inside job
>A highly strung autist

>> No.39574059

>>39573978
last Christmas Eve she was playing Sekiro, and the rest of the week was horror games/FNAF and Beat Saber

>> No.39574066

Saru eats like a women

>> No.39574090

>>39574066
what did anon mean by this post?

>> No.39574091

>>39574066
I don't know why she's clearly a man

>> No.39574094

>>39574066
She's trying to make the date last as long as possible

>> No.39574097

Saru eats like a woman with a boyfriend.

>> No.39574100

>>39574017
Lower that bar a bit, mr psycho.

It is a bachelor gentleman's duty to procure cock when a lady asks.

>> No.39574105

>>39574066
meds

>> No.39574113

>cartoon autism while we eat
Now the dates perfect

>> No.39574117

>>39574097
good

>> No.39574120

Which chuuba is your favorite as a person, and which one as an entertainer?
Ironmouse is a lovely person, but she bores me to tears.
Geega (and Veibae, but she's vsj) is an awful, horrid bitch and yet really entertaining.
I think Bao strikes a good balance, menhera notwithstanding

>> No.39574123

>>39574097
yea, me

>> No.39574151

>>39573814
some juicy looking cankles

>> No.39574153

>>39574120
Olivia and Olivia

>> No.39574155

Saru watches cartoons, not chuubas

>> No.39574165

>>39574066
what did he mean by this

>> No.39574174
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>saru likes Reagan
Lewd her Saruei

>> No.39574220

>>39574155
she watches a fair number of chuubas still

>> No.39574236

>likes smiling friends
Damn Zach just makes every woman laugh

>> No.39574240

>>39574220
The only chuuba's name she actually says correctly is Nemu because that's literally Nemu's channel name

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Shondo is being dangerously cute today...

>> No.39574316

>>39572789
Are you American?

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>>39574120

>> No.39574323

>>39574240
she streams exclusively in English and says words wrong constantly

>> No.39574329

>>39574165
I'm guessing he means that she's mostly picking at her food and is going to leave half the stuff on the plate. Y'know,, like a woman.

>> No.39574335

>>39574316
no shes lesbian

>> No.39574361

>>39574323
I'm not talking about pronunciation

>> No.39574398

>>39574240
don't forget anny and filian

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>>39573814
we have now gone completely off the rails

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>>39574361
I still don't know what you're trying to get at though, she's in other people's chats all the time. If you watch any of her friends you'd see her.

>> No.39574414

This date with saru feels like, a date. If you play the audio to someone they would think it's a recording of her having a date. It doesn't feel like a stream, it's realy good.

>> No.39574423

is this what it feels like to be on a date?

>> No.39574428

>>39573793
My brother in christ I live in Norway and am whiter than a ghost bukkake

>> No.39574432

>>39574120
Earl and Rael

>> No.39574458

>>39574406
hinas sister

>> No.39574462

>>39574423
Talking about random things you like? Yes.

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>>39574406

>> No.39574478

>>39574097
Why wouldn't she? She's married to me, you know

>> No.39574479

>>39574414
Because it is

>> No.39574492

>>39574467
what getting your Mexico trip cancelled last-minute does to a white girl

>> No.39574501
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>RWBY
Only good for waifus

>> No.39574534

>What is a power bottom
Time to link the Its Always Sunny clip

>> No.39574539

BREAD BREAD BREAD

>> No.39574570

>>39574534
Saru seems like she’d take to the DENNIS system

>> No.39574576

>>39574501
I watched like 4 seasons of that shit and ain't never seen no bitch like that

>> No.39574597

>>39574428
Anon probably came here during summer?

>> No.39574601

>>39574539
one sec

>> No.39574627
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>>39574576
She was in the tournament

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>>39574501
There are other reasons people care about that?

>> No.39574637

>>39574597
Even then, a lot of nords just burn during summer. I know few guys who just sit at the porches at bars and get pretty good tan, but eh.

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>>39574539
you haven't even touched your dinner though

>> No.39574647

>>39574478
If she's married, why does she have a boyfriend?

>> No.39574664

>>39574629
Trick weapons are cool, ok?

>> No.39574670

>>39574501
I don't like the show or the fanbase, but Monty Oum got done pretty dirty, dying from a procedure meant to curb his cat allergies because his wife wanted one

>> No.39574674

>>39574629
Ice cream best girl

>> No.39574698

We need a saru screenshot with "what's wrong dear? You hardly touched your cheesy potatoes"

>> No.39574733
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>>39574674
Probably true
Dunno though never watched it

>> No.39574743

new

>>39574720
>>39574720
>>39574720
>>39574720

>> No.39575526

>>39574458
and snuffy

>> No.39575953

>>39574674
>>39574733
That's my daughter, you fucks.

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