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This is the one
why are you alone?
I miss her
>>39627896She's having discord sex with Kaela every night
>>39627896same
I love Ina!
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjs
>>39630041desu
>>39627856how come anime fingernails are the same colour as their skin? thats not how it works
>>39633151proofs?
I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA BROS
Fauna Doko
>>39633160This image looks like you love Marine more though
Orange woman good
>>39633151You can paint nails any color you want
>>39633189I also like her
Merry Christmas and a happy Towa banana!https://streamable.com/8rdttu
>>39633197wojaktourist out
For some reason I decided to watch a classic movie I hadn't seen yet last night to see if I'd find something that'd be nice for holos to watch. Went with Ben Hur. Ran for like 3.5 hours or something. Wouldn't recommend. Some decent acting and the chariot race was cool but my lord it was a slog, plus they were being overdramatic with the leprosy arc. Definitely wouldn't make for a good holo watchalong
EN Chicken status:Cold:GuraFaunaInaMumeiWarm:KiaraMoriAmeKroniiIRySBaeReminder that if your oshi isn't streaming on christmas then she's getting her back blown out. I don't make the rules.
>>39633186a better place
How many hours have you spent with your family over the past 2 days anons?
Lapsama my friend
the kronk seemed to be having fun during the karaoke yesterdayglad she at least seemed to enjoy it
>>39633197kinda based
>>39633157look at your fingers and fingernails>>39633200nobody is buying skin colour nail polish
>>39633223its ok for Ina because shes getting her back blown out by Gen 5 and thats hot
>>39633197based but cringe
>>39633186100% having sex with bf
How do you call this autism?
>>39633223Chumbie chicken is warm though, she tweeted twice today and showed that she didn't forget them
>>39633223Honestly this is just projecting a fetish at this point.The fact that you’re immediately thinking “NOT STREAMING MEANS HAVING SEEEEEEEEX” just shows you have an NTR fetish
>>39633219post moom26
>>39633246I am
>>39633255All WAY too small
So how was last Kronii's last stream? Was she cute?
>>39633268
>>39633214
>>39633223Fauna still has a chance at redemption, I believe
I don't even give a shit about a stream anymore I just want a fucking tweet to know everything's fine.
>>39633267Mental illness as always
>>39633266Lol
>>39633255kek look at the size of matsuri's head
>>39633266You're joking, right?
>>39633266>management tweet means she has an exceptionnice try, it needs to be a stream
>>39633266C'mon now
>>39633197Kanata, you have to learn how to use memes in this side of the world
>>39633223Ina is in Japan getting her back blown out by Marine?
>>39633016Me too!
>>39633304God I wanna smack that bobblehead
>>39633259don't trust the elf
>>39633266chumbies...
Goodnight everyone! Remember to enjoy Hololive! Merry Christmas, and may your light continue to shine bright. Stay safe and don’t get hangovers
Now that the snow has settled, which fanbase won Christmas?
>>39633266There's no way chumbuds are this whipped. Jesus
>>39633328merry christmas and you too
>>39633266>she tweeted twice todayIt's actually getting sad at this point
>>39633318I WANT TO SNIFF INA'S ARMPITS AHHHHGGGGGGGGG SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>39633266
>>39633307Wow you're a double retard.1. She's officially on break, christmas tweets is all you were going to get, not a stream2. If you can't tell when it's management and when it isn't (today it wasn't) then you're an actual imbecile and tourist
>>39633266>she tweeted twice todayEating good tonight I see....
>>39633221I'm laughing imagining some chumbud blankly watching Ben-Hur
>>39633340Next year hopefully I’ll be in a place that celebrates it… thank you regardless though friend
You fucking retards don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. The ONLY one who would give you "cold chicken" is Fauna because she said she wanted to stream but hasn't. The rest never said they'd fucking stream so you wouldn't have a dinner prepared for the stream anyway. Using memes you don't even know the origin of is fucking cringe as hell and you'll never be fucking Japanese.
>>39633223Ina physically can't get her back blown out or she'll die
https://youtu.be/AOkmczSR9OU
>>39633197Orange woman really delivered this holiday, and it's just the beginning
>>39633371Sounds extremely painful
>>39633347going on break doesn't mean the chicken will become warm with a tweet, regardless of it being her or not. No excuses. Kronii was out for the count but then came back to keep the chicken warm.
>>39633307And she streams naked, with her boyfriend wanking and shotting ropes of cum all over her, just to have sex maybe on stream too.Sorry but need to have a parental figure featured in the stream for be safe
>>39633267Fucking this. Be honest with yourselves and just admit you’re lowkey hoping she is. I don’t care that they’re not streaming. They’re obviously with family but these cum brained retards don’t believe that. No wonder they don’t stream for you
>>39633266>she tweeted twiceMy, my. Aren't you a spoiled one?
>>39633280Back to her depression jokes a little bit so I think she needs more time to be back to her actual genki self
>>39633228Merry Christmas, Lapsama's friend.
>>39633280She was cute, a little tipsy on water I think but she had fun
>>39633404Kronii wasn't on an official break, she just had a cold
jwu, what do i watch first?
>>39633380starcrossed lovers born too far apart for their relationship to properly blossom
Does anyone have that soundpost of Ame and Mori during the worms collab where Mori is pixelated and Ame says she looks beautiful or something like thatpic related is what I think the image the soundpost is attached to looks like
>>39633283moom cute
Bring on the Japan arc onegaishimasu
>>39633446>Kronii wasn't on an official break, she just had a coldYeah, a cold dead body of a cat
>>39633267>>39633296>>39633406Let me guess, you're coping because your oshi gave you cold chicken this year?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607113642297774085https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607113642297774085https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607113642297774085
>>39633370>The ONLY one who would give you "cold chicken" is Faunashe's vegan. she would never give me chicken
>>39633454
>>39633266hey now Chumbies have suffered the most let them have their moment...still kek though
>>39633385KFP will pretend their oshi getting her ass eaten by the jp girls (and Mori) for a month straight is kino content
>>39633463Gura not being there makes me so fucking happy
>>39633319Ina is the top
>>39633468No actually my oshi sang, did. an ASMR and another stream for Christmas.I’m just calling you out for being desperate in your hope for being cucked, go watch that one Niji holding hands with her BF if you want that experience
Ollie cute!
>>39633472Reminder that Sistertori is a WHORE
>>39633472At this point I'd be fueled by pure spite and weld that table into a functional state
We can use more hoomans in /cope/ Mumeischizos shouldn't feel welcome there.
>>39633468No she actually streamed. it's fucking mental illness to expect stuff so much from an oshi. Shit works both ways faggot. Kys
>>39633328Merry Christmas!
>>39633370It's just shitposting from the usual nijinigger. The one who spent weeks shitting on Gura, then moved into Ina and now he's trying to force this cold chicken bullshit.I'm from Europe and Christmas here is a family holiday and always has been. I don't care about nips getting brainwashed by fucking KFC.
>>39633463the 'japan arc' is three of the women in this picture at best, one of whom will leave before there are any streams involving her.
>>39633494She deserves everything she gets
>>39633490The difference is at least half of it will be streamed, that's what makes it kino content
>>39633472Kiaras sister is a cute mini mamatori
>>39633529>it's fucking mental illness to expect stuff so much from an oshiWhat did he mean by this?
>>39633417>>39633441Good to hear, the cat thing was very unfortunate. Hoping for the best
>>39633447watch my waifu. suisei's relay was great
>>39633477thanks
>>39633472That sister? me
>>39633472>can't even fit a table correctlyWomen were a mistake
>>39633508>>39633529Their number one priority should be the fans, if they can't take 1 hour out of the day to make them happy then they care more about someone else(that they're fucking). It's simple logic.
>>39633472>sister fixing it and not sister's bfits doomed desu
>>39633468/qa/ lost
What the fuck bros I love overprotective hags
What's up with the weird samefagging against Gura?She did something?
>>39633550He's not far gone like you, he understands people. People like you are a blight on society
>>39633518Anon, normal people are allowed to have BF. AneTori isn't a vtuber/idol.
If there wasn't a STORM SPANNING THOUSANDS OF MILES THAT'S CRIPPLED TRANSPORTATION THAT FAUNA SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED I'd be doomposting with you but sadly my brain hasn't smoothed completely over
>>39633490As a deadbeat i habe to say that mori is always the cutest during off collabs so i am looking forward to th streams
>>39633468My chicken has been cold for two dreadful years anon but mine was for a real girl. I’m not that far gone where I’m pining for some broad behind an anime avatar. My cope is different.
>>39633197to think that in the early days she would get cut out of holomyth art, now she's the only really good myth and the only holoEN who actually cares about vtubing both as provider and viewer
>>39633590>She did something?no
>>39633528>move to a split because you can't be bothered to drown out shit with good posts and expect others to do it for youThis is a self-fulfilling prophecy, and it'll just happen againSo no, I'll stay here and moom while (You) shitpost and try to force that
>>39633472is that he table her brother broke by having sex on?
>>39633598Maybe he should try to understand how the English language works
wtf, did she really say this?
>>39633590She tweeted, going against the shitposter's plans and making them angry.
>>39633518What did she do? Is it worse than brothertori masturbating to holotori lewds?
Faunahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDjNMBjBm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDjNMBjBm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDjNMBjBm0
>>39633600>N THAT FAUNA SPECIFICALLY MENTIONEDWhere
>>39633637MY SALAD IS NOT COLD ANYMORE
>>39633528>in /cope/ogey councilschizo
Dead fucking hours. Let's see em'.
>>39633534a family holiday where mistletoe is a thing? who are you kissing under it? your sister?
>>39633637>MERRY CHRISTMASdoubters?
>>39633590tweeted on christmas during her illness haitus anon has unfortunately forgotten that we literally all adore Gura here.
nice thread
>>39633637ISRAEL
>>39633637Good now that one anon can stop bitching every thread
oh nice fauna isn't dead
Hey kids. Wanna buy some bath salts?
>>39633574baerat rape
>>39633659>Tweeted Rumao you'll never know if that's her. If she actually cared she'd do a voice note. Pathetic
>HoloENs we loveAmeInaGuraKiaraMoriIRySBaeFaunaMumeiSana>HoloENs we don't loveAliceTowa
>>39633636She has a boyfriend
>>39633612I'm not pining for mine either but I don't want her betraying me on christmas by prioritizing christmas sex over keeping her fans company
Fuck all of youhttps://youtu.be/XXDjNMBjBm0
>>39633579Not everyone is an orphan like you Ken-sama.
>>39633656
>>39633688yeah, me
>>39633634>She tweetedoh anon...
>>39633687Kronii...
who is the hottest chicken in EN?
>>39633696IRyS has really grown on me.
>>39633474cold vegan chicken then
https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1607034494917435396 https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1607037115686354949 https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1607048549681999872 Faminyan won't let Sora sleep
I have to be honest, why so much singing as THE Christmas content? All the things to do why did so many of the girls choose back to back to back karaoke?
>>39633380Okayu...
>>39633568whore.
>>39633725>Why are people singing on ChristmasAnon?
>>39633648You should probably throw it out then, salad doesn't keep well once it gets warm
>>39633714I like when she's BratRyS and ObliviousRyS
>>39633725It requires the least amount of effort.
>>39633659gura has lost all goodwill here after her 5th ghosting arc.
Finally al these weirdos asking for warm salad will stop.
>>39633637Why isn't she spending Christmas with deeznuts?
>>39633705kronii is in quantum superposition, her classification is too unstable to document
>>39633746Sweet Christmas!
>>39633743not for fauna lol
>>39633740It's endearing without getting annoying or frustrating. Love it!
>>39633620Yeah with me.
how were the streams? I fell asleep after Aki's karaoke
>>39633725Remember you are watching women anon
>>39633380Fembuds are something elseI hope we get one for EN3
>>39633580she doesn't let males near her stuff
>>39633725for EN specifically? Because JP does a lot of ASMR (I prefer karaoke streams to this though.)its fun stuff and Christmas songs have a lot of interesting material.
>>39633751>implying they won't change to something else
>>39633725My oshi liked doing karaoke with her mom so she's doing it again because she's only there for a few days
So did kiara write the sock pupoet show? Why is mumei a psycho?
>>39633490At least she'll actually stream it unlike another EN that's in Japan right now.
I love my oshi. That is all
>putting the frame up two hours before the streamWhy did she wait so long? Why didn't she at least tweet beforehand?
>>39633684Unless you're a fucking clueless tourist you do know. Got something to admit to us?
>>39633804I love my oshi but I HATE your oshi
>>39633495Merry Christmas, friend.
>>39633801>So did kiara write the sock pupoet show? Why is mumei a psycho?Fauna did
>>39633725Performative aspect and not the hardest thing to plan and execute alone.
>>39633801>So did kiara write the sock pupoet show?Fauna>Why is mumei a psycho?(You)Fix her.
>>39633266Bruh
>>39633725Anon it’s about the most appropriate thing to do on Christmas. Church goer literally sing to celebrate Christmas
>>39633637Wow! almost like it's still christmas day or something.
>>39633637Neat!
>>39633656I haven't posted this once all Christmas, fuck.
>>39633637PUTTING MY SALAD IN THE OVEN AS WE SPEAK
>>39633637doubters BTFO
>>39633690How do you know she isn’t getting railed before or after streams? Real talk though, the EN group aren’t but if your oshi is a jp then you’re screwed.
>>39633738Ya I get it, I just see Kiara giving us a whole ass puppet show delivery, then look at everyone else's content choice and ..ya ya I get it
>>39633807Fauna gets off to making saplings worry
>>39633809Aha cute anon keep the cope up it's a great Christmas present to see illness
Merry takamoriday everybody
>>39633800Don't try and bring Inya into this you threadreading faggot
>>39633801she said Fauna wrote it like five times
>>39633138...
>>39633637AIEEEEEE FAUNA I KNEEL
UPDATED AND PROBABLY FINAL EN Chicken status:Cold:GuraInaMumeiWarm:KiaraMoriAmeKroniiIRySBaeFauna
>>39633665Do you really think he'll stop?
>>39633807Because Fauna is like this. She probably took like 3 hours to make a fucking thumbnail, since she doesn't ever do those in advance.
>>39633766*White Christmas
>>39633834You did it, bro. You made it.
>>39633684>>39633747Try to fit in. This isn't /#/.
>>39633637OVERLA- wait it's Fauna so there's no overlap, nice.
>>39633710Kiara is a phoenix
But Fauna was supposed to be jewish...
>>39633816Don't be mean to Haachama. She's suffered more than Ame this month
>>39633637Nobody is eating cold this year I guess (Hoomans, Takos, and Chumbies don't count since none of them promised a Christmas stream).
>>39633840Real talk, it only matters if it makes her content worse in any way.I'm no good boy really.
COME ON FAUNAMOLEST ME WITH YOUR RETWEETS PLEASE
>>39633863Imagine your boy shows up in a skimpy outfit and you prematurely ejaculate your goo onto her face in the doorway
>>39633829>that winkbratty hooman
>>39633857I'm that sapling, I'll stop crying now.
Salad status?
>>39627888I wish I could answer that.
>>39633637Damn, Eddy left quick
>>39633665You sweet summer child....
ILOVE TEAMUP ANONGANBATTE
Did we all enjoy the christmas streams we got bros?
>>39633600> STORM SPANNING THOUSANDS OF MILES THAT'S CRIPPLED TRANSPORTATION THAT FAUNA SPECIFICALLY MENTIONEDNigga where
>>39633784but the stars are doing karaoke too.
>>39633851____, __
>>39633901t. "sapling"
>>39633839you type like a faggot
>>39633847Honestly these roles are reversed now
>>39633922my heart is hard and my dick is jolly
>>39633637NOOOOOOOOOFAUNA SHOULD BE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW
Santa is real, look at my present!
>>39633687>Towa
>>39633922It was a lot of fun
>>39633921a hero we don't deserve
>>39633937you will see a downtick of crying about cold chicken and fauna doko for upcoming threads, i can promise you that since i won't be posting it anymore
>>39633749It's funny knowing the message of this song and video were designed around around and now it's best known as some sexy song kids dance like strippers to on social media
>>39633725I’m the rare viewer who doesn’t like karaoke so I’m not tuning in. I get why they’re all doing it considering it’s Christmas but I’ll pass. Glad they’re streaming for the anons bitching about it.
>>39633884Oh sorry. Haachama was the first Holo I ever watched actually
>Gura literally on an IV drip watching shitty old christmas movies from a hospital room, took the time and energy to tweet for her fans and wish them a merry christmas>"why isn't she streaming?"
>>39633839Kfp really are getting fucking annoying lately thinking Kiara is doing some revolutionary thing. It's kinda pathetic
>>39633952She is.With the poster below me.
>>39633911Had some more dorks to scam
>>39633891pika..
>>39633922everyone except takos, chumbies and hoomans yea
>>39633935and they are, at their core, designed by and aimed at women
>Hey, take this. You’re gonna need it for later.
>>39633986>old Christmas movies>shittyI hate zoomer baeblades.
>>39633972Yeah, you'll have to find a different shitpost "sapling"
Did Kronii say yesterday what her plans were for future streams?
>>39633986If she genuinely cared about her fans shed say but nah ambiguous ghosting gawr gura at your service. Grim
Is anon a whore if he didn't tweeted on Christmas Eve?
>>39633990I mean it ain't hard with how shit the rest of the branch is desu
>>39633986Gura has watched Elf 10 times this year
>>39633986she wouldn't be overdosing on sugar before 9 am at a hopistal, she's fucking around at her parent's house.t.someone who actually spent months in the hospital and ate rationed hospital food
>>39633986>Gura literally on an IV dripDoes having diabetes require you to be hooked up to one of those? I thought you just needed to take some insulin shots.
>>39633946
I got an Aeropress for Christmas and I'm throwing away my French press. I want to buy one for Mumei, this is great.
>>39634016Thanks Flare but I already had my breakfast and lunch Monsters. I'll save this one for dinner though.
>>39633929Uh if you live in North America you can look at any news anywhere talking about it
>>39633952>>39634002>>39634003LolFauna Noooo
>>39634029I believe she planned to place my penis between her breasts and rub it vigorously
>>39634046should watch it 10 more times to be safe
>>39634014so the women are doing karaoke aimed at women and the men are doing karaoke aimed at women? I don't get it.
>>39633986Gura should make a watchalong of Die Hard with Kiara
>>39634061I want an Aeropress too but the filters filter (hehehe) me. Is it worth getting even without reusable filters?
Nousagis
>>39633986>Gura literally on an IV drip watching shitty old christmas movies from a hospital room
>>39634045But my oshi is doing just fine and has released more music than all of en did all year just this month.
>>39634029her cold got worse again, was coughing a bit during the karaoke, some bad onesmight take another couple days to recover a little more
>>39633890it's funnier that they don't actually know what cold chicken means
>>39633990I can big someone up without tearing others down, Kiara gets props for her project, Mori gets props for her album, BaeRyS gave us a duet sample. My overall sentiment doesn't change though, maybe next year we can get more holiday collabs
>>39634002>>39634003There's just no winning, is there...
>>39633855is it cold if they very clearly never had intentions of streaming on christmas?
>>39634095It's funny because you don't realize you just outed yourself as a newfag
Gura cute, Mori cute, Gura and Mori cute!
>>39633884no one will suffer more than ame is
>all that talk about cold chickenI am warm and comfy you faggots
>>39633975It’s the ultimate irony but girls got naked because of it so it’s cool
>>39634115>two week coldgot those nippon genes
>>39634028Believe what you want then, can't change your mind
>>39634082Where’d Fauna mention it?
https://youtu.be/_yi4VEP3664
>>39634157God, I wish that were me
>>39634129yes, the term has evolved to cover anyone not streaming on christmas regardless of intention
Why does fauna give Bae so much favoritism in everything she writes?
>>39634157They ain't talkin about you jive turkey. They talkin about me.Why? I'm cold, ice cold.
>>39634093women like karaoke, sing karaoke, guys just like the womenmen aimed at women sing karaoke which is content they likethere anon
>>39634220Bae is baby
>>39634220shes horny its understandable
>>39634220Isn't Bae technically the leader? Though she feels like the person with the least authority in the group being the kid in the shed.
>>39634224b-but I'm a man that loves karaoke...
Keep up the soundposts, I've missed a lot top ones from Kiara
>>39633990>wahhh stop pointing out your oshi is better then minelol
>>39634211>https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/39592384/#39595840>this faggot is STILL at it
Bros…
In the town of /hlgg/, on Christmas Day,The children lay about, with nothing to do.Their screens were all empty, no vtubers to see,And they couldn't help but feel a bit blue.But soon the streams will start anew,The vtubers back to make them smile.The children will be full of glee,As they watch their favorites for a while.So let us wait and have some patience,The streams will come, we must not pout.For dead hours in /hlgg/ town,Is just a brief pause, without a doubt.
Karaoke, ASMR and batsu collabs are the best types of streams
>>39634220we do the same thing. >mating press
Even if Gura and Mumei didn't stream at least they gave a Merry Christmas tweet unlike Ina...
>>39634267even before the cold chicken meme, not streaming on christmas meant having sex on christmas so i'm not sure why you're so angry about it hooman
>>39634223Rest in peace brother
I have no idea what the Japanese mean by "cold chicken."
>>39634268Subjective drivel as always
>>39634258baes taken charge plenty of times
I really fucking hate Peko for making this cold chicken shit worse.
>>39634303they aren't vtweeters
>>39634097I've used it a few times today and I feel like reusable filters would diminish one of the best parts, which is the easy cleanup. You take off the cap and pop the waste out into the trash, filter and grounds exit in a neat block and you just rinse it off. In any case they're just regular coffee filters cut to a specific diameter flat circle, you should be able to get third party ones pretty damn cheap.
>>39634305Dam that was a classic, although the clip is funnier when you cut it immediately after the scream
>>39634258I kinda wish they leaned more into their lore. Bae would be way more instead of the zoomer rat direction we’re going. You’re literally chaos. Age isn’t shit to you
>>39634307Only cool people die young
>>39634273cute
>>39634306You buy KFC on Christmas in Japan, so they bought chicken to eat while watching Pekora, but Pekora did not stream so the chicken became cold while they waited.
>>39634220Fauna’s heartrate canonically increases when she flirts with Bae
>Kaela straight up freebasing streams Holy SHIT do I love my wife
>>39634302>hoomanDo shitposters always do this? Just guess your fanbase with their shitposter handbook or something?
Is Mamamori in Japan now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySLC65U5z4s
https://youtu.be/6dhubA7u9eI
>>39634399No dumbass Mori is in the US
Why are you spamming on cooldown
>>39634302Don't they literally have Valentines and white day? Why Christmas their sex holiday?
So that means every EN streamed on Christmas or had a valid excuse why they couldn't.
>>39634261It's not black and white, it's just the general bias
>>39634306They eat chicken for Christmas.They eat chicken while watching their oshi's Christmas streams.If their oshi cancels their Christmas stream(s) at the last second, then their chicken gets cold while waiting for them. That's what happened with Pekora last year and why the phrase blew up.
>>39634423the mistletoe exists for a reason and it's not to make out with your mom
>>39634418I completely lost track of her. She flies back and forth five times a month.
>>39634427>Gura>Ina>valid excuse
>>39633691>Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. It does not demand its own way. It is not irritable, and it keeps no record of being wronged. It does not rejoice about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstanceI love Fauna bros
>>39634399This is like 58th times this has been asked..when was the last time you've been here ? No anon moris in the US for a few days then going back before new year to hang with en, well ina and Kiara lel
>>39634427>Ina>valid excuse
>>39634258Bae is like Lion-O
>Kro streamed>Fau will streamMei...
>>39634423they need to save their country from the declining birthrate by having as many sex holidays as possible
>>39634427>Gura>valid excuse>no return date>overdosing on sugar(redbull)
>>39633380GURA AND OKAYU SHOULD COLLAB!
this brat needs correction
>>39634466Take the Sockmei pill
Sell me on AneRrat
>>39634427Ina is already healthy so actually she doesn't have any excuse other than just wanting some extra time for herselfGura is in an ICU so yeah she's excused
>>39633370calm down
>>39634427Mumei is the only one with an acceptable excuse, she deserves the break for carrying EN when everyone else was sick
>>39634499Bae but better
>>39634306It means you were stood up. Your date never came. For the retards here, it means their oshis are getting railed. Not spending time family for the holidays. No no just sex because what else do virgins think about
>>39634504ICU that lets her overdose on sugar? I've a bridge to sell you
>>39634504>Gura is in an ICUkek
Aren't salads supposed to be cold?
>>39634492yeah, nutrition and lifestyle correction
>bot repetitively dumping files until we get to the image capSwell thread
>>39634452>when was the last time you've been here ?Idk, about 14 hours ago. Didn't see anything about it.>with en, well ina and Kiara lel&IRyS?
>>39634498I can’t fuck a sock
>>39634535my penis would save Gura though
>>39634516that's not an excuse, kiara/mori/bae still streamed on christmas even though they were carrying
>>39634522She's a slippery little sharkThey had to catch her before she escapes twice so far already
>>39634504>holo sex tour on Japanpretty valid excuse if you ask me
>>39634540>Getting upset about images>Getting upset about cute hololive-related images
>>39634522It's a hatecrime to tell kids they can't do things nowadays
>>39634372>>39634436>>39634520That's actually quite funny, thank you.
>>39634382Well the way I imagine it is that because there is no way Gura is streaming there is no point in cuckposting about her whereas Mumei isn't on break and now Fauna is streaming so that ship sailed for cold chicken posting. So the only way for a cuckposter to have a "win" is to target the fanbase that has not had any Christmas streams without reason yet
I have a family lunch so I wont be able to watch Mori today
>>39634549You're lying. Unless you're a woman.
>>39634533I don't know. I've never eaten a salad before.I'm a tako btw.
>>39634549you definitely can
>>39634520i'm a virgin and I mostly just think about how I'm gonna stay above water financially
>Deadbeat dad reaching out to me ruining my Christmas Somebody post cute images so I can relieve my stress (no deadbeats please).
>>39634549
>>39634491It's in the works(tm)
>>39634591>visits reddit often
>>39634547Anon do you skimread threads it's been mentioned multiple times over the last week.>IrysYeah ofc
>>39634540lets be real dumping kiara soundposts (any soundposts really) is better discussion then the rest of the thread as it stands
I heard some anons doubted
https://youtu.be/GdlwvlxON80just a reminder Bae and IRyS almost managed to sing through discord perfectly
Why doesn't Ina play Replicant? I saw Miko playing it.
>>39634590
>>39634566>no deliveryKiara is going to be streaming so that's not an excuse
>>39634533My salad is in the microwave as we speak
>>39634574But this is assuming only that one fanbase cares when you shitpost about someone, which is wildly off
>>39634578I'm expecting drunk ass Mori for sure
>>39633842every crying fauna posted increases her power
>>39634570I don't appreciate spam unless it's mogu, and only when Okayu is actually singing it. The mogupocalypse was justified.
my salad will not turn cold today
>>39634642Why was Kiara staring at Kronii's tits when she said that, also dam may be another year before a Sundial collab
>>39634647Ina likes privacy when she fucks holos, Kiara likes to take them to the Maldives and let the world know
>>39634659the expression is "bun in the oven"
>>39634671Yoiu some kinda liberal or something?
>>39634659>>39633972shitty larp
would a hot salad be more of a stir-fry?
>>39634659these AI arts with the girls as mothers are so fucking cutei'm still waiting for one with Gura or Kiara
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1607120918811406336>Sorry I wasn't able to stream earlierRrats?
>>39634745every time this gets me
>>39634661Hey I don't know how cuckposters operate. I can only hypothesise as to why they're so damaged
>>39634512Where is this music from?
>>39634767yjk
>>39634767I've been having sex with Fauna
>HoomansEating cold chicken>TakosEating ice cubes>ChumbudsEating liquid nitrogen
>>39634671>The mogupocalypse was justified.???
>>39634659you do realize if fauna mothers your child it's gonna be malnourished and autistic right? do you really want autistic saplings?
>>39634029I think it's fair to assume she's still on break but she was hyping herself up for Christmas Karaoke for a while before she got her 1,2 punch the past few weeks, so I think following through with it was somewhat of a coping mechanism to deal with how the front-end of the week went for her since she's generally more bubbly when it comes to doing karaoke lately.
>>39634671I get a 3 day for your right to mogu and this is how we're treated...
>>39633796It's also the rare time we get pure fun karaoke. She always practices a bunch before her normal ones so while they are always great sounding, sometimes I want a bit of messing around while singing.
Ok kfp we get it holy shit please stop with the image spam
>>39634340>Muh lore
If your oshi didn’t stream yesterday or today she is a whore
>>39634861nyo
i was skimming through some of the relay and some of these girls improved a lot. and some that've never watched were surprisingly good (chloe has a voice very close to suisei when she tried)
>>39634659Something wrong with that niggas hand
>>39634258She IS the leader.
>>39633454>>39633477soulful intereaction
>>39634829I am the autistic sapling
>>39634861Try and stop me little bitch
https://youtu.be/AOkmczSR9OUOKAYU EXPOSED AS STILL A CUNNY LOVER SUPREME
>>39634671Pretty sure that was over Okayu singing it during holotalk
>>39634889SOVL
>>39634829hey! fauna's a vegan but she's not retarded
>>39633890Mori can still fuck up
>>39634899based fat cat
>>39634804Someone put chumbuds out of their misery
>>39634928She hasn't yet? I'd ask where the seethe was but I assume the janny mops it all up
>>39634863Yeah I know but I love that chuuni bullshit. Sets my autistic imagination on fire. Any time we get edgy art of the chuubas I just eat it up.
so what do we do while we wait for the stream?
>>39634928You'll be shitposting wether there's a stream or not anyway. Kill yourself
>>39634959post cocks
>>39634959be depressed
>>39634952she has a stream scheduled, but with American Mori it doesn't mean much
>>39634959I just cooked some quail breast with potato dumplings. You?
>>39634574>>39634661I'm that fag and I said hoomans randomly out of the three fanbases that got cold chicken this year. You're thinking too deeply about it tako.
>>39634760>>39634659more like this?
Does he think anyone is clicking on the soundposts?
>>39634574>>39634797Looks like you were right, that is exactly how they operate
>>39634959preparing roasted duck with potato dumplings and red cabbage
>christmas karaoke>its going to be the same 10 songs kronii, ame, bae, and IRyS have already done
is fauna's stream a rebroadcast?
>>39633637who took care of snail?
>>39635031>clicking
>>39635001i want to dick blackiara even more than normal kiara somehow
It's actually kind of annoying that Fauna keeps her word. She shouldn't have streamed. It would've been better.
>>39635024yesmom moom my beloved
a holo's streaming frequency is proportional to their cunny level where cunnies of the highest level will stream less often
>>39635034I should become a psychologist
>>39635044It's going to be different because she'll sing them the worst
>>39635044I mean there are a grand total of like 10 Christmas songs that don't suck ass if even so yeah
>>39635062this but ironically
>>39634959im backing up my files
>>39634969I'd tell you to chill, deadbeat, but I know it's stressful not knowing if the stream won't get cancelled three minutes in because Mori forgot another bill or didn't bring a working mic to one of the seven hotels she had to stop at
>>39635062I didn't think it could get any lower than this.have a (you)
>>39634115>>39634832I assume she didn't say a word about her cat?
>>39634547She hangs out with IRyS regularlly so that's always a given.
>>39635054did mori molest gura during the off collab?
>>39634987Quail is fucking bangin. Enjoy that chumbie, I love a good bird outside of the norm
>>39635113??? Hey I found a genuine leantourist cute
>>39635062Not now chumkek
>>39634959I'm gonna listen to rap music and clean the kitchen
>a comfy Mori thread is going to be ruined by numberlings assuming Fauna decides to stream for more than an hour
>>39635113Why do deadbeats falseflag as their own antis like this?
>>39635158plase don't act like all the random fuckups related to traveling all the time did not happen, it'll make you look extra bad when something happens to this stream tooI'm not even cuckposting at your oshi, just calling her an incompetent moron
I accidently ate gluten.
>>39635198They got used to the hate and crave attention
>>39635200Tourist
>>39635128She did not bring it up or allude to it at all; I think she did the karaoke precisely because she wanted to try to take her mind off of it, and her fanbase knows why she's on break, so it would have served no purpose to mention it especially when she's aware it would be a real downer move on Christmas in particular.
>>39635200Chill out, deadbeatIt's Christmas, you don't have to larp
>>39635215that's how you call Mori now? I guess, with all the flights it makes some sense
>>39634959I'm continuing from Luna's utawaku relay stream because that's where I left off last night.
>dangerous Marine smellI want to wash Marine's undercarriage.
>>39635225I kek'd. inaff
>>39635200I swear tourists live in 2020
>>39635230Luna's was great.
>>39635236same but with my tongue
it's a fucking Christmas miracle boyshttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607126105269452805?t=NgL_Y5YskWjf_SuT-9VFQw&s=19https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607126848655314944?t=Sp-og4wxwE91DcyIrTojHA&s=19
>Deadhours until Ame
>>39635272nice
bok bok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjswho do we blame for this bombing? chicken voice? yes chicken voice bad
>>39635272I need to hear those squeals of happiness
>>39635272Girl power
if Mori is in the US how is she supposed to participate in the concert tomorrow?
>>39635300>shit n' pits xmas
>>39635300hello project is based and so is kiara
>>39635225kek
>>39635282It's a tough life as a teamate
>>39634637Cause SE are cunts and won't give EN perms for their games.
I guess the leantourist has had enough and decided to doxx post now.
Does Gura have Penis envy?
>>39635300This is a bop Idk what you're on about
>>39635341She wants to fuck cute girls but can't.
>>39633637>said she was gonna be back to stream>is back to streamhow could this have happened, a legion of two shitposters on multiple IPs have had their christmas ruined
>>39635154koyo mixing bleach and ammonia again
>>39635338Nah, that was me, sorry.
>>39635318Of all the concerts? Of course it's pre recorded
>>39635338happens every Christmas...
>>39634803Gura tweet something pls
Here is the number of gagged holo art I have in my folder. Merry Christmas!Aki 4Aloe 1Ame 17Ankimo 1Anya 4Aqua 26Ayame 16 (thanks draw anon)AZKi 2Bae 4Botan 25Choco 8Chloe 29Coco 12Echo 2Fauna 3Flare 7Fubuki 55Gura 34Haachama 13Iofi 1Ina 13Iroha 7IRyS 3Kanata 10Kiara 11Kobo 1Korone 15Koyori 2Kronii 11Lamy 27Laplus 11Lui 7Luna 6Marine 65Matsuri 21Mel 7Miko 7Mio 19Moona 4Mori 24Mumei 5Nene 6Noel 19Okayu 18Ollie 4Pekora 26Polka 4Reine 2Risu 6Rushia 20Sana 2Shion 11Sora 10Subaru 9Suisei 66Towa 11Watame 8Zeta 1Link to the folder:https://mega.nz/folder/5tg20KTR#tv_cJVAYWvlAmQkMCXE23g
omg a ceres stream
>>39635341she's just leaking the christmas playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k
>>39635361Don't worry they'll just swap to Mumei now. Cuckposters can't accept loss
>>39635338I swear they just have a script or some flow chart at this point.
>>39634767See>>39635341>>39635358>>39634803
>>39635311fuck
>>39635341all women do
>>39635341all EN girls have some level of penis envy
>>39635282>Ame>streamingKek
>Hanging out with some cousins for Christmas>They start talking about Vtubers for some reason>All they know are "the shark girl", the degenerate girl from C-dawg clips, and Code Miko
Does drinking baileys mean you're gay?
>>39634760
>>39635411sorry wrong link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg
>>39635448Honestly it's wild enough that they even know about vtubers.
>>39635429please refrain from being a kfp gosling.it's very contagious and spreads to the other chickens very easily
>>39635401impressive
>>39635474It makes you a little fruity, yeah.
>>39635443she's saying negus, the title of an Ethiopian monarch
>>39634376she's always there for you
>>39635473what is that screenshot
https://streamable.com/wtm2zb
>>39635446Yes unlike your whore cuckling
>>39635479I WILL GIVE MIO A FAMILYABE LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNN
>>39635341All women do.
>>39635473does discord still hate Kiara?
>>39635446Based reality denyer
>>39635495Just like chicken pox, if it spreads, shoot them
>>39635521doxcord
>>39635341There's Ame.
>>39635272Since the legs needed to interlock and 4 unique leg screw positions, you could even brute force the 24 combinations.
Does Mori love
>>39634638>>39634727>>39634807>>39635092Thank you anons, as silly as it may sound these did legitimately ease my anxiety. Merry Christmas. >>39635045>>39635125What the heck-uh! Just joshin anons, I hope you have a Merry Christmas as well for your silly images Thank you and Merry Christmas to all of the anons posting cute things here!
>>39635582Bit of a shame with Lap but overall this gen is amazing
>>39635474If you have the Baileys and a Gin and Tonic as chasers to a Lager then you've got a Lady Boys right there
>>39635341Gura would give anything to be a futa so she could fuck young girls.
I thought I would hate the new Cutie Patootie cover after a few listens but it's been nearly 8 hours and I literally haven't stopped listened to it. It's very catchy. L-O-V-E LOVELY KIARA!
>>39635272expect a 3 hour long tangent on how they managed to fix the table
>>39635580She's a psychopath, she thinks she loves people but what she actually feels towards them is something ugly. I won't go into details, though.
>>39635610What's wrong with lap?
This girl... sure is cute.
>>39635341Someone post the gurame pumpkin image
>>39635639She isn't sexy
Who's going to get last image, chicken spammer or tako-bot?
>>39635355>That maskIs it scat or bestiality?
>>39635639Couple of yabs but above all she doesn't care
>>39635623same, the chants are catchy
>>39635620Futa gura will never live up to sans legacy
>>39635677it's a bird so ... both?
>>39635639lap....lap had a hard life.
How has you Chistmas' been anons? How have the streams been today?
Merry Christmas hololive global globule
>303
>>39635554Oddly arousing
>>39635194nigger plz mori threads are always bad
>>39635620Same as Matsuri, then.
The spotify commercials with Zutomayo and Mori was uploaded to youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZL7jQ_ia-0
>>39635700Sans was a terrible futa because Sans is literally just a dude with no female qualities.Venti poisoned Sana's brain.
>>39635341>has penis envymorigurakroniiame>does not have penis envyIRySInaKiaraMumeiFaunaBae
>>39635194>fauna streams to save us from mori threadswhew
>>39635708Great honestly. Spent a lot of time with family and got myself a new monitor. Haven't had much time for streams though.
Ame doko
>>39635681Lemme guess hurr durr she doesn't like hololive just like mori. Fuck off
>>39635741Mumei secretly has it.
>Your oshi>Your hopes for EN3
>>39635741Swap ame and mumei
>>39635741Gura has penis and boob envyWhat a sad life
>>39635741Ina absolutely has it. Out of all of HoloEN, only Mori hates her vagina more than Ina does. She's just quiet about it, but she's quiet about it in the same way that a school shooter is quiet about their feelings.
I'm gonna fucking lose my scroops and murder a fax machine
>>39635747Don't forget to not be included in the cold chicken/salad list
>>39635759How would you describe her attitude towards Hololive in the past then?
>>39635722t. fag thst makes them bad
>>39635737Mori made it and people here still seethe into oblivion about her daily while being powerless . Life can't get any better
>>39635768i wish you people would stop posting this garbage every single thread every single day
>>39635611>Lady BoysIs that a real thing? It's not just from the Partridge sketch?
Just found this in my feedhttps://youtu.be/SiwmwgC0Ltg
>>39635737It's actually impressive that she's made it, proud of herThat Zutomayo collab was great
>Your oshi>Your hopes for EN8
>>39635829Never asked for one myself but didn't expect to see another partridgechad in here
>>39635827it's almost as if the people begging for EN3 are shitposters and antis wanting to derail this thread, hmm?
>>39635741>>39635780>boob envy>penis envy>autisticgoob...
>>39635272> (seems like the manual was a bit wrong)no, you read it wrong.
>>39635907shes just like me.....
>>39635907https://streamable.com/46k29qNot Autistic!Being an Aqua Crew is NOT legal proof of autism!
I want to like Lui so much but fucking hell stop playing SMT.
>>39635963filtered
https://twitter.com/2Snacks/status/1607073875568762880
>AutisticGuraInaMumei>Just AwkwardAmeMoriIRySKronii>NormalKiaraBaeFauna
>>39635293HORSECOCK
>>39635795I think Mori has started accepting her vagina more since she joined EN
>>39636023chickencock I believe
>>39635963The more SMT she plays the more I love her, honestly
>>39635864Between that, capsule being in the ED of a TV show, she CD selling like crazy and almost at 500k spotify listeners, things have been going really well for her.
>>39636036COCKCOCK
I wanna fuck Kiara's mom AND Mori's mom
>>39635639QRD>her fetters started to lose their power which started to allow the collective voices of every single soul and being in the entire universe to enter her brain at the same, if she was completely unrestrained it wouldnt be a problem but since they only started to weaken she is in a state of limbo between ultimate existence and just having the mental processing power of a normal person so its nearly impossible for her to keep her mind together
>your oshi>what did you get for Christmas?
>>39636064based
>>39636066big if true
>>39636006>mori I don't how you've gone 2 fucking years and only see "awkward". Newfag for sure
>girl stream for 3 hours on Christmas>Suddenly she no longer can fuck anyone's in the rest of the dayWhat kind of logic is this?
I really hate Amelia WatsonImagine having a best friend you are close with and you play a harmless prank on her but she goes ballistic instead and yells at you "fucking bitch fuck you go away" and when people asked her about what she said she just says "deserved"
>>39636108thems the rules if they streamed they're cleared
The drunk JP amogus collab was absolute kino.
>get back from work>131 soundposts hot DAMN
>>39636006This shit again>legit autismoMoriMumeiAme>just weirdosGuraFaunaIna>normalfag with mental illnessesKroniiIRySKiara>complete actual normalfagBae
>there are STILL catalog trinity threads being made in the catalog>there is STILL catalog anti-amelia threads being made in the catalog>there is STILL a Tokoyami Towa General>On fucking christmas dayJust goes to show the kinda people who make those threads I guess
>>39636188gura is more autistic than your oshi
>>39636108It used to be that you had to stream during specific hours on christmas usually reserved for dates and fucking but it has been diluted so incredibly that it has lost all meaning.
>>39636188>>legit autismo>Mumeikek
>>39636108The logic works because we know you've been posting here for hours and have definitely never gotten pussy in your life.
>>39636188bae talked to herself for 30 minutes straight
I'm watching Soda's relay VOD, her karaoke was great.
>>39636188>normalfag>KiaraKiara, stop posting here.
>>39633637>Fauna said she was going to stream on Christmas>she is, in fact, streaming on Christmaswtf, anons lied to me!
>>39636201It's no longer Christmas in their timezone.
>>39635140Yes
>>39636218That's perfectly normal.
>>39636230When will this rape epidemic in Hololive cease?
When will a holo cover Popplagið by Sigur Rós
>>39636249You'll take HoloRape whether you like it or not.
>>39635140No, that's why EN is dead
>>39634223mf why they call you a flightless bird?that mf fly as hell fr fr
>>39636233This. I talk to myself all the time. I have full on conversations out loud (in private of course).
>>39636249It won't. I moved to Japan so I could rape even more holos. Tomorrow, Gozaru. Then, you.
>>39636188Someone has completely missed the bae unhinged arcYou're missing out lad
>>39635802>>39635759I know your entire soul is begging to get into this retarded loop again, deadbeat, but I believe you to be stronger than that
>>39634563holy FUCK that scared me
>>39635741>has a penisSana
*sigh* somehow, /uuu/ has returned
>Mori family Caroling>Only Mori and mamamori>No Reapersis>No GhostMori is a liar
>>39634745one of the all time greatest soundposts
>>39635484I had a moment of wow what the hell yesterday when I was playing my switch and I scrolled past groove coaster and it had hololive members right on it, even crazier that it had Mori and Gurafar as I know they're both free updates so anyone who likes groove coaster and doesnt know vtubers knows them now
>>39636216Bigger I'm just questioning the logic here, it's retarded on to it's core. If they stream or not is meaningless.Not only in Christmas but valentine's and other days
>>39636325She said she'd ask em I guess they don't care. Makes sense considering she had a huge argument with em last time she was in the US. Fuck em all
>>39636188>>39636221Just comparing to the rest of EN at least, Kiara isn't even top 3 most normal
>>39636108It’s symbolic retard. Obviously everyone knows you could just fuck on Boxing Day instead
>>39636325they begged Papa Reaper to not say the N word but when they put the Bible in front of him to swear, he gave up
>>39636358what exactly is ""BOXING""" day?
>>39636108You are actually retarded fucking hell.
>>39635741Ame would pee on bottles if she had a penis
>>39633786Didn't Kiara literally made her BFF's boyfriend into a slave that fix everything for her.
>>39636358Why do they call it boxing day if they never have any big boxing matches on it?
I feel like Mori's mom is overstaying her welcome
All I want for Christmas is to matingpress and violate Kaela, I want to eggnog her hag womb.
>>39636325>we will never get papamori ranting about the damn coloured folks killing christmas
>>39636382giwtwm
I wonder if Mama Mori will sing anything from Sinderella
>>39636372As a bong boxing day is a public holiday where there's a fuck ton of stuff on sale plus get drunk again and eat left over food.
Ayamefriend makes me feel good
>>39633544Wait, Kiara has a sister and she's a tomboy?
Twitter got baited hard, IBR now joins into Mori's Top 10 as the first track of the album that didn't have an MV release already"Hate replays make music twice as loud" was a really clever line in hindisght
Polka is going to sit on my dick and use her fox pussy to grip it and force us to fuck for 3 hours straight hahahaha
>>39636422It's Christmas archived so doubt it
>>39636466also, it's additionally significant since this is the very first time Live Again got pushed out of said Top 10
>>39636108How come I never get Christmas sex? I'm a virgin too
>fanbase refelcts their oshi>it's dead hours>so KFP spammed over 100 kiara soundposts to save deadhoursI'm starting to warm up to them chikens...
>>39634443*once every two months or so
>>39636221>>39636356I'm mainly refering to social autism. Hell people even joke about Kiara being a gigastacy because she's one of the Holos who goes out of her way to ineract with other people and carrying the conversation. Her interest and life are nothing normal but on a social aspect she's fine, she's just a bit unhinged from past trauma and failures.
>>39636466I think I'm the only one who likes Mori's lyricism. It's less rap and more theater but no one watches theater so they don't notice it.New rap, or at least the ones tiktok zoomers play... isn't very good.
>>39636466Where's this top ten list and yeah ibr is a great track idc about the problematic lyrics
Oui ouihttps://twitter.com/MeiPrinmei/status/1607119577560879105
>Gura is alive>Bae literally wants to be your girlfriend for the purpose of love and mating press>Kronii is alive from cat hort>Ame still a weird fuck as always>Fauna is keeping the chicken warm>IRyS was the savior of Christmas Eve>MomMori tonight>Ina is coming alive in just 2 weeks time>Kiara is recovering from throat hort>Mumei missing you dearly after being a socially awkward fuck with her familyBros… EN is being saved by the hand of Jesus..
>>39636466Literally did exactly what she wanted it to do. She probally wasn't expecting one of her track makers to do what he did, but I think it helped more than anything.
>>39636499KFP are based as fuck. Especially those that were there from the beginning when Kiara was the biggest schizo target in Myth
>>39636535yes plz
>>39636535pp?
>>39636521New rap is the same line mumbled in a dozen different ways
>>39636530Spotify top 10. Go to her page and click popular.
>>39636499Please don't, I already died once, I don't want to get eaten again
>>39636545>KFP are based as fuckgee I wonder who is the architect behind this post.
>>39636545breaking schizos via cock will never not be funny
>>39636587Deadbeats of course
>>39636587I'm a teamate
>>39636587I'm a deadbeat
>>39636348I'll explain it like it'd do with a particularly dumb child:it's not about sex, or time, or anything of the sortyour fanbase is just composed of a large section of lonely people who have shitty and unimpressive lives, and by extension, even shittier and less impressive holidaysyou are the element of joy and interaction in said shitty lives, so being their company when they're at their lowest compared to the "normal society" is just a sign of good will and appreciationif you just go to live your life, don't expect those wretched people to have understanding or appreciation for that in turn - they were not granted any, so they will just give you their anger and disappointment, reflecting the anger and disappointment they hold against society at large
>>39636188>Ina>just weirdosAnon she literally went and ignored friends, family, food, sleep, and even her other hobbies just to draw from one of those 15pg booklets labeled "How to draw Anime". The only way she could be even more of a textbook case is if she had seizures like in severe cases
>>39636397Anon, she literally fucked off with his girlfriend to another country and left him to take care Smoothie and the fat fuck. You really want that?
>>39636545I remember the catalog being painted orange daily, now she's the hero of EN
>>39636610yes
>>39636535GOD YES
>>39636538>chef's kissThat part was great, even better in hindsight
>>39636536>Bae literally wants to be your girlfriend for the purpose of loveThis is why I lift.
Bruhhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ml5pga.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/xwd46o.jpeg
>>39636608>/vt/ is the fanbasebased retard
>>39636381If ame had a tako she wouldn't need a penis to pee in a bottle
>>39636499>kiara picture = KFPNot everyone is such a tribalfag that they don't post pictures of anyone but their oshi.
>>39636536JP > ID > ENI don't even know what ID did for Christmas.
>>39635847Good cover, KFP waitress!Do more!
>>39636614>The hero of ENThat’s Fauna
>>39636636breasts too small
>>39636499Getting a bit tired of KFP jacking themselves off
>>39636636Bruh
>>39636536>IRyS was the savior of Christmas EveGee I wonder which fucking fanbase wrote this post
>>39636660Yeah, hoomans should be doing it for them
>>39636660>Getting a bit tired of KFP jacking themselves offplease understand fanbase reflects their oshi
>>39636608This anon gets it. Mumei, Gura and Ina are all cunts for not streaming. No I won't hear any excuses.
ETA on the rainforest and takamori songs? Those two are already the most finished among the myth songs right?
>>39636669KFP
https://litter.catbox.moe/6kumdb.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/6kumdb.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/6kumdb.png
>>39636660cope
>>39636587I'm a chumhoobeatRySling
>>39636648JP > EN > ID >>>>>>> IDs that only speak ID
I don't even know why I'm KFP
>>39636521I've always loved Mori's lyrics. A little mouthful at times, but she's a really clever writer
>>39636610If I get to smell her panties yes, otherwise no deal.
>>39636694hey it actually looks like a normal cock and not some glowing purple monster nice
>>39636678From what I remember the tracks are picked, and they need to sit down and do lyrics So a rough ETA now that the album is done would be 2-3 months
stop posting litterbox porn it's Christmas day for God's sake
>>39636698>IDs that only speak IDSo none?
>>39636699kiara cute
>>39636660>KFP jacking themselves offAfter the countless astroturf threads by them in the catalog I've become indifferent to it
>>39636636Is there a version where her bust is smaller and she's just holding hands with fingers interlocked
>>39636639I said in large section, not the entirety, and it's more relevant to the JP fanbase than the overseas one, that's mostly weebs that got caught in a new trendbut the tons of resigned salarymen and hikki NEETs is how things like "cold chicken" gain enough traction to last a year and bother one of the biggest streamers in Japan to the point of putting up a very performative apology stream
>>39636694KidMakina and his consequences have been a DISASTER to the futa race
>>39636636bruh
>>39636669a unitychad
>>39636734coomers are retarded every day
>>39636636thanks Bae!
KFP is the most reddit fanbase
>>39636737IofiShe speaks almost exclusively ID. That title used to go to Kobo but Kobo's been trying more english lately.
>>39636734Christmas was yesterday retard.
>kanata sang pekomiko daisensouPEKOMIKOCHADS, WE'RE BACKhttps://youtu.be/eauxuiG2Ah0?t=899
>>39636760It gained traction because it was a funny joke about nousagi, not your weird delusions
>>39636734( . )( . )
>>39636676Silly anon, Kiara doesn't have a cock, she can't jack off.
>>39636678Tough to say, but we know Reaper vs Sheep was being worked on in January of this year, was complete before NUO, but wasn't allowed to release until two months later, after Shinigami Note dropped and before work on Sinderella began in earnest. I predict in the next three or four months
>>39636781That only means Iofi is retarded for not learning more JP/EN.
>>39636754>egguardo still seething on Christmas
>>39636802Kiara has me and she can jack me off whenever she wants
>>39636790A joke that has a sinister layer underneath it
>>39636790go back to the catalog retard
>>39636636I love this rrat
>>39636694>the art is garbage>add cuck context>it's enough for a retard to post it here>profit
>>39636807She knows JP and EN. Unironically she's a polygot and can speak more than just JP/EN/ID, she just prefers to speak indonesian.
>>39636790it's such a funny joke that when a Niji covered a song referencing it, he got an entire sponsorship cancelledit's okay to admit some stupid things are sometimes a big deal due to context, anon, you don't need to be so personally invested into the idea of masses of people being well-adjusted, reasonable and logical
>>39636660>>39636499>>39636587>>39636699>>39636782>Sobbing about KFP on ChristmasEvery year you get more laughable, tamagokek.
>>39636846>add cuck contextare you Mori? please marry me
>>39636851>she just prefers to speak indonesianSo I was right, she's retarded.
>>39636851That only means Iofi is very retarded for not speaking more JP/EN.
my head is shaped like an ovoid
>>39626344>that removal on the snowpuff on the hat>the white edges>the remains white instide the armsAAAAAAAAAAAGive me that!Here, fixed the transparency for you.https://litter.catbox.moe/u5k1fc.pngWith the shadowshttps://litter.catbox.moe/xsy1zt.pngKeep the change, you filthy animal. Have a very Marine Christmas.
I'm a chumbud BTW
>>39636508Ya social interactions she can be considered the most Stacy and usually has no problem I agree
>>39636888isnt ovoid what women do once a month
>>39636782You say that, but in term of how many reddit post usually there are Deadbeats > Saplings > Takodachi > Bratz > Teamates > KFP > IRyStocrats > Hooman > Kronies > Chumbies
>>39636922google the word ovoid
>>39636869Haven't seen someone try this angle in months
>>39636694why the FUCK does ina have a monopoly on almost all EN futa art
For the one or two lost Miofas that are sometimes in here, Mio is about to start.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4hrWxtG2toBut everyone else : Go watch Fauna ASAP once she's live! It's an unarchived karaoke!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDjNMBjBm0
>>39636932i would prefer not to
>>39636660Why don't other fanbases give their own tribute for their oshi's then?
>>39636926Why are you an expert on Reddit posts? Are you perhaps…?
why don't the holos play real instruments? (no piano, ukelele, flute or kalimba)
>>39636950>He would like to ovoid it
>>39636926Okay but, which fanbase is the most common in furaffinity?
>>39636797 ( . Y . )
>>39636926You must spend a lot of time there to compile this data
>>39636941You can't win against the takock
>>39636904holy autism
>>39636967INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>39636926This is backwards, kek chumbuds are quite literally kid reddit
>>39636942Right here, Miofaunafriend!
>>39636975|. .|
>>39636969deadbeats
>>39636941Hey! Gura and Kronii (and Sana) also get some futa art. the answer is that a semi-popular artist started it, it caught on, and now we are stuck with 90% of Futa art being her
>>39636926Source: I saw it in a puff of smoke
>>39636994ina ina ina...
>>39636941Gura might have two and Mori’s might be 60 inches long but Ina literally has eight and that shit stacks up.
I don't know if i can take anymore Christmas song bros
>imageboard>can't post imagess-sugoi...
>>39636939are you ok?
>>39636941dude tentacles lmao
>>39636466Im glad EoaL is still in her top 3
>>39636941Tentacle hentai, literally that simple
>>39636660Why don’t you give them a hand then?
Deadbeats are the most populous fanbase in every website because everyone has a deadbeat inside them. What do you think your body is doing why you're asleep?
>karaoke>unarchived>right as the east coast is gonna eat dinnerthanks fauna...
>>39637022How new?
>>39637048>everyone has a deadbeat inside themIs this true?
>>39637056>eating dinner at 6pm on christmas dayin what world
>>39636994| . T . |
There are literal femanons posting on this board. What the fuck.
>>39637070ive been cooking since 10 in the morning, im fucking starving
>>39637073proof?
>>39637073And they won't even help me get off? How selfish.
>>39637070When do you eat it then?
>>39637071wrong thread, king
>>39637073Yeah, Mori and Risu
>>39637104I'm gay for Fauna, sorry.
Fauna trust status: never even doubted
>>39637073I really doubt there are currently women among us.
>>39637073We know Risu and Moona are here, yes.
>>39637070My turkey is finishing soon and I'm going to eat, and I try to finish before 8PM so I can fast long enough in between my next meal.
>>39637104Sounds like a you problem specifically.
>>39637038EoAL passing Q was actually pretty massive, I feel it'll be number 1 for a very long time now
>>39637101They're in the homolover generals. I got freaked out reading that stuff and ran back to safety here
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to post >>39633141 (recycled OP): /hlgg/ has had 9823 threads, 3035 deaths, 13627139 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 34.4%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
i'm enjoying the new early uploads to sad pandai hope ina is also having fun and getting wet at comiket
>>39637073Sadly, there are women among us. We tried to correct them, and failed tragically.
>>39637104Have patience, the smegma will return for a Christmas miracle. I believe.
>>39637144most of them are homosexual men
>>39633855Cold chicken applies to Christmas eve retardIts when people have their Christmas dinnerIf they streamed after that, it was cold
>>39637144There is only one femanon in /hlgg/ and she already posted earlier wishing everyone a Merry Christmas
>>39637069Let's you and me find out tonight
>>39637070My culture celebrates it on the 24th, so I'm having leftovers soon
Chloe's been unusually loving recently.
>>39636660I volunteer to jack them off instead.
I hope Fauna deliver Christmas classic songs like "The Fox" today
Cold chicken is actually pretty tasty. You should really give it a try sometime.t. chumbud
>>39637114>>39637134>>39637159I don't need 3D tits just post your lewdest Hologirls or your smut or something, damn.
>>39637218cold fried chicken is pretty good when youre drunk
>>39637144It's mostly homosexual men over there./hlgg/ has a much higher percentage of women posting in here. Femmates, mostly.
>>39637201Based. I've always wanted another Anon to get in bed with and slice up with a surgical knife.
>>39637178>Christmas dinner>On Christmas Eve
>>39637168Are you sure about that?
>>39637209hmm, based?
>>39637231Do something yourself for once.
>>39637073There was one in /morig/ giving a education on practical womens underwear the other day. It was kinda funny.
>>39637210I hope she talks about christmas mechanical keyboards too
I don't wanna numberfag, but how many viewers would Fauna get?
I think in a traditional manner
>>39636694Hot
>>39637276/morig/ is crawling with femanons, that's why they're so easy to bait
MY CHICKEN HAS GONE COLD...
>>39637168Nah. The Teamates and Hoomans are here.
>>39637289Don't do that.
>>39637286>don't wanna numberfag>does it anywayFuck off Can't even post an angry Fauna fuck
>>39637286You won't get a proper answer here. I suggest you ask in the Fauna hugbox, /#/.
>>39637273yes because they want to be the ones fucked and theyre always talking about it being their asshole
>>39637306How do I get a big tiddy deadbeat gf
>>39637260Yes? In japan for example people biy KFC on the 24th, its how the cold chicken meme originatedPegora was gonna stream on the 24th and lonely fans had bought chicken to watch but didn't
>>39637306I dont like girls:(
>>39637311Anon, we told youYou have to cut it out and go cold turkey
moom soon
>>39637144I am the only straight poster in /mans/.
>>39637328There's ones shipping guys with other guys and I'm pretty sure that's a fujo thing
>>39637351Don’t worry anon. We don’t like you either.
>>39637073if you know their gender then they aren't anonymous
>>39633855>>39637178Cold chicken doesn't even make sense unless youre japanese ffs. Japanese order chicken on christmas wit their date. Is that what you do? NO YOURE NOT JAPANESE..i assume
>>39637286>Don’t wanna numberfag>numberfagsI think you lied.
Should I get a Glock 19 Gen 3 or Gen 5? I can get a Gen 3 for $460 and a Gen 5 for $490.
>IRyStocrats made a nearly perfect voice replica of her this morning Anything else substantial that I missed since last night?
>>39636846calm down anon
>>39637389It doesn't make sense either way, it's just a joke mate
>>39637337>How do I get a big tiddy deadbeat gfBy being Mori orKronii
>>39637144The fanart they post is nice though. Bitches keep using litterbox so you have to camp that place if you want some good rule63.
when ame?
10 MINUTEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDjNMBjBm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDjNMBjBm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDjNMBjBm0
>>39637337Be female.
>>39637402That crat disappeared months ago on his mission and I'm glad he pulled through
>>39637389I did roast a chicken for Christmas Lunch.
>>39637389>NO YOURE NOT JAPANESEI am Anya Melfissa.
>>39636536This rat WILL be mine
>>39633265alcohol
>>39637374mate, im not a full blown faggot but even i know gay men love the prospect of watching another man dominate another dude
>>39637435>>39637423Well fuck guess I'm out of luck
>>39637306Goddamn I'm gonna groooooom a fembeat
>>39637430>11 minutes Fuck you
>>39637440Damn bro. What did the chicken even do? Can’t let him breathe even on Christmas?
>pg 11CHIARA RABU
My faufau :)
>>39637465Heh, sounds like a skill issue to me.
>>39637453Why wouldn't a gay dude self insert instead of shipping two different dudes? It doesn't make sense
>>39636941big dick energy
FauMei offcollab in 10 minutes
>>39637114The manliest sapling
Melier butt
>>39637311You have to put it in the oven first.God you're fucking retarded, anon...
Attention zhangs and antisFuck off
>>39637506Stop this
>>39637506Is that the new cope for hoomans with cold chicken?
I love amanekanatach
>>39636846>>>the art is garbagesubjective
>>39636761blessing* dude needs to get a haircut tho
Melier chest
Mahal ko si Kiara!
I miss Gura...
>>39637550I made this post but I think
Mori love!
Ame is a 4'10 dwarf with big tits and nice ass
>>39637536Bae...
>>39637506bro....
>>39637566Well said
my wife ninomae inanis and my girlfriend hakos baelz
If nobody replies to me in this thread then I get to marry IRyS!
>>39637576Don't think!
Ames unshaven bush.
Melier nape
>>39637567naisu>>39637599no
>>39637567hot
If nobody replies then I get to marry Ame
>>39637599Christmas
>>39637599if someone replies to this post you are married to me instead
>>39637564He has dogshit fetishes, and Kiara needs to top more
>>39637615ogey
>>39637597you are a whore and I hope your wife beats you whe she finds out
>>39637624Congrats!
>>39637615no
I'm Fauna
bok bok I love Kiara!
Melier finger