/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>39734954
o / / / o

Cold turkey

>>39734780
how do you watch gura?

>>39735054
I don't watch her; I only see her porn. A really good model to fap

>>39734780
A mix between Tokino Sora and Ratirl but no league. Suisei is the closest thing to that I think

>>39734780
Gura if:
>Had work ethic
>Treated her coworkers better
>Cared about her fans
She already does the essential like:
>GFE pandering
>No male collabs
>Charisma
Just missing the other 3 steps

>>39734780
This one

>>39734780
The one that stream and love their fans.

>>39734780
kson if she liked good games

>>39735599
Boy do I have the chuuba for you

>>39734780
some mix between Gura and Filian

>>39734780
My ideal vtuber is a little specifc, but I hold out hope for one that meets all of my qualifications.
>Convicted felon IRL.
>Masturbates every time she dies in a game.
>Openly talks about her sex and drug fuelled life
>Has an always on 'toilet cam' but it's pointed at the floor in her office because that's where she pisses and shits.
>Has an exotic pet, preferably something big like a tiger.
>Does a 24 hour stream of Eric Harris' Doom II WAD while blazing it and cosplaying as Hitler every April 20th.
>Collabs exclusively with graduated chuubas.
>Doesn't shower.
>Fluent in both English and Njerep.
>Has lost at least 3 gerbils in her anus.
>Visited Epstein Island at least once.
>Can solve a rubik's cube in under 5 seconds.
>Likes strawberries.

>>39737016
Panko has all those but the most important one. Charisma.

>>39734780
A mix between Pippa, Selen and Gura

>>39737614
she became much more lively once she got comfortable a couple months after her debut, give her a chance

Irys with Kronii model and Koyori tier health and stamina.

>>39734780
Miko

>>39737442
sorry anon, liking strawberries is a bit too niche.

>>39737442
That's a bit... too much

>>39734780
Gura if she streams

A mostly calm and collected person, like Ina or Fauna, who streams regularly at 8-10/11 PM EST.

>>39739423

>>39739651
I forgot to add, maybe a little bit later streaming times on the weekend.

>>39734780
a vtuber with a heavy ass New York/City accent so I can laugh. like some serious "IM WALKIN HERE" vibes.

The mind of Bill Hicks
The voice of Kawasumi Ayako (Lafiel)
The character drawn by Blade (pic related)
The model: Dark hair, red eyes, the school uniform from Amagami (I like it when a vtuber has a plain default outfit but the new outfits are all over the place)

this is probably a bit autistic but a vtuber that plays GS/RTS games. There's already a lot of cutesy vtubers out there (that I do enjoy) but imagine an unironic Erika vtuber playing EU4 or something
>inb4 women can't play GS/RTS
the modern GS/RTS popular players are so trash it's not like a literal female would stand out

>>39739691
gura leaves ghost gura appears

>>39734780
Koyori but added great English basically
Or Gura but healthy and always streaming and learning Japanese

>>39740091
women can't, won't, and don't play GS/RTS

>>39740227
Yeah I'm aware

>>39734780
Nothing very complex.
>Someone to make you have a good time on their stream and really distract you/keep you watching.
>That she be grateful and truly appreciate her fans.
>That he streams regularly, nothing too exaggerated, just enough to not give that sensation of absence that some chuubas cause.
>No GFE/No a whore/No lewd content, only funny or entertaining again.

Also optional (just one detail) that she has a nice model, but again, only optional, already having the 3 previous points, I am already satisfied.

>>39735599
Doesn't the coyote meet all of these?

>>39739691
Just looked her up out of curiosity.

"Personality
Yuko is a dynamic and unhinged streamer."

>Looks at her twitter
>Filled with zoomer shit.

no thanks, I'll pass.

>>39735234
Recommend some then

>>39734780
A mix of Nyanners and Gura but with actual work ethic

>>39740596
She's a literal zoomer. I was interested in her at first but she became way too unbearable to watch after her debut. She can't even understand basic things that's older than 10 years and got the attention span of a toddler.

>>39740500
>he

>>39738394
Miko but with Nene's level of love for her fans

They need to fart on stream

>>39744710
Pekora or Gura's model, Miko's antics, Marine's preferrences, Nene's fan-loving personality, Botan's laughs, Korone's stream lengths, Sora's dedication, Ame's 3D variety, and Okayu or Noel's ASMR quality

>>39745038
Oh and Moona's RTS curiosity

>>39734780
Pekora but english and in a timezone I can watch.

>>39740615
I don't know, I just search Gura in Sankaku then I masturbate with what I see

>>39734780
Mori but openly lewd and not lowkey lewd.

KKKKKKKOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAA FFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

>>39734780
Korone

>>39734780
Cute male vtuber that plays obscure or strategy games and is generally a great guy to listen too. Also, he can atleast have more yume art than fujo shit.

>>39740747
I'm over 50 and they ALL sound like that to me.
which is why I enjoy them
Hearing some 30yo acting like the wise, experienced mother is something I will never not laugh at.
We need WoWgrandma to become a vtuber. She has all the real world experience these girls lack, and she actually streams.

>>39739691
>zoomiest zoomie zoomer that ever zoomed
>dumpster mouth
>kills birds and sticks dogs
no thanks

>>39734780
someone who's depressed and extremely introverted and has a couple of mental illness up their belt or is clinically insane like me so I have someone to relate to

For me, it's the manhwa villainess - or otherwise "dark" princess.

>>39734780
I wish I free from this curse

>>39754843
What curse Anon?

>deep voice hag
>modest model, nothing too gimmicky or coomer baiting
>born and raised in Doinaka-chō, Hekichi prefecture; English proficiency = 0, ignores all non-Japanese supas.
>no zatsudan, no collabs at all
>mostly gaming chuba, plays: games that I like. Doesn't play: games that I don't like.
>utawake and cooking streams occasionally
>maybe some kayfabe related to Buddhism would be cool I guess. She could do a chanting stream. "南無妙法蓮華経 until I reach 10k subs"
>chat fast enough that gachikois, collabbeggars, concern trolls and pity supas can be easily ignored
>chat slow enough that she can laugh about my jokes :^)

Kronii, but not limited by cover's permissions retardation. Also no kronies, especially the micro e-celeb ones. I don't care about having her all to myself, but her fans are cringe and her interactions with them are awful.

>>39740545
Koyo isn't cute and funny

>>39734780
Avtuber + Brotuber
That's all I need. Imagine an actually entertaining chuuba plus she does JOI on the side. And her being dominant would be nice too.

>>39734780

>>39754635
thats me anon

>>39735517
anon, im going to be real with you right now, suisei is boring as hell

>>39734780
one that would have sex with me but is not a whore

>>39762297
t. eop

>>39734780
A Funny one :)

>>39761591
do you want to die too
if you do, do you stream
no even if you don't stream
your my oshi now

>>39755277
His lust for cocks

>>39763852
i bet you dont speak japanese and watch her through clips

>>39762297
really? i've consistently found her to be hilarious.

>>39734780
Gura is freaking perfect, hope she can regain the steam and come back strong.

>>39734780
Korone without permission autism

>>39762297
Who do you find fun?

>>39734780
A person who does not seek to appeal to contemporary issues, to today's coomer culture, or to any other current topic, basically. I want to see a gameplay, not a lecture on what is wrong with my life and today's society.

>>39735599
>She already does the essential like charisma
Lmao

>>39737426
this

>>39740545
He's an EOP unfortunately.

Suisei.
>>39762297
Shit opinion.

>not an indie meaning she won't just fuck off randomly
>not a holo to minimize retards
>jp only, no english at all
>doesnt do english learning streams
>only allows japanese posts in chat and bans everything else including english and especially flips
>hag irl
>minimal parasocial and gfe but has no life so she streams a lot
>good voice
>sings
>asmr
>fujo
>yumejo
>actual fan of her interests and can sperg about them for hours
>has autism so doesn't collab ever
>doesn't play apex
>doesnt play horrorge
>actually intelligent
>good at some games
>has autism so she makes herself get good at games she wants to be good at

no tempiss and homos, thats it

>>39768986
based

>>39775709
My Kerberos wife, Inui Toko, ticks quite a lot of these boxes though not all of them.

>>39775840
Very good taste
unfortunately I'm extremely shallow and while I like her design it doesn't make my dick as hard as I'd like it to be

>>39776350
I don’t know man, she’s pretty fucking hot.

>>39776421
Looks fucking great in her new 3D too.

>>39734780
Tony stark but female

>>39777138
Also she’s a nigger and actually better than Tony in everywhere because she is a female nigger.