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>Plays the last hours of the Callisto Protocol silently seething
>I gave it a try, I completed it, so I’m entitled to say this game is dogshit. If we lose perms, eh, whatever.

>> No.39838557

>>39838480
based af for not wanting to ruin the viewer experience and keeping kayfabe while streaming but still giving his opinion at the very end

>> No.39838579

>>39838480
He's kind of a bitch about a lot of stuff. Just play the game, if you don't like it, you don't like it. No one has a gun to your head.

>> No.39838583

Stars EN really rely on the "I don't care about losing perms" bit. Hopefully they don't actually lose perms for other people, although the game was shit.

>> No.39838596

>>39838480
better than chuubas acting like chilla's fart games are god's creations

>> No.39838616

>>39838480
Based.
Didn’t shart rage quit baby’s first Souls game ER 2 hours in? Kek.

>> No.39838662

>>39838480
>look up the company that made it
>Striking Distance Studios
>catalogue includes:
>this shit
>and only this shit
Nothing of value would be lost if they lost perms over this so for once I'd actually have to agree with the blue faggot.

>> No.39838691

What, he didn't know the game was shit before he got perms? Is he retarded?

>> No.39838692

>>39838480
>Chad male expresses his genuine opinion about an experience he did not enjoy
>Beta females smile behind grinned teeth how much they enjoyed a game they very clearly will never touch again, and probably had their BF uninstall it the minute the changed scenes happened

>> No.39838831

I missed the streams, was there any particular reason he didn't like it, or was it just a bad game and not fun to play in general?

>> No.39838881

>>39838831
game is just garbage
simple as

>> No.39838884

>>39838480
It was so bad it made Gura graduate

>> No.39838899
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>This game fucking sucks. I don't care if I lose the perms for every Striking Distance Studios game going forward. I'm saving you some trouble. I'm saving the sanity of every HoloPro talent to ever exist. I'm saving collecti-- I'm saving LIVES. How many years in your life does this fucking dogshit game is gonna shave off your fucking life? I swear. TAKE THE PERMS. I'M DOING EVERYONE A FAVOR. THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS.

>> No.39838956

>>39838884
kek it is gura's last game

>> No.39838987

>>39838884
>he completed what Gura couldn’t

>> No.39838991

And just because of him the permissions stay :)

>> No.39839007

>>39838480
Holy fuck based. This just makes me like him instead of the fake positivity streamers

>> No.39839035

>>39838884
2soon

>> No.39839065

He must have watched Angry Joe's review.

>> No.39839070

>>39838480
Imagine being this much of a crybaby about a fucking video game. This guy is so fucking sensitive.

>> No.39839073

>>39838899
This rant was based as fuck. Magni was right to call out blizzard on their shit.

>> No.39839154

>>39838899
>>39839073
The original rant was about Overwatch 2, right?

>> No.39839156

>>39839070
Funny how he’s an unsettlingly fake positivity streamer, and even he couldn’t take this shit sandwich of a game.

>> No.39839189

>>39838579
>No one has a gun to your head.
Jap companies HAVE DMCA'd jap streamers for shit like this. The funniest instance was Rio from holostars getting copyright striked for a game he was doing a sponsored stream for because the CEO of the game company didn't like that his stream went on for too long.
If EN stars keep shitting on games they'll get in trouble sooner or later.

>> No.39839203 [DELETED] 

>>39839070
he beat it and it’s a garbage game, so he is correct

>> No.39839214

>>39839154
Yeah. https://youtu.be/Qbp6T42bP4w

>> No.39839224

>>39838480
HOLY BASED

>>39839154
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbp6T42bP4w

>> No.39839243

>>39838579
He did "just play the game" though?

He enjoyed it at first, but then he realized it was shit and just pushed through the last bit because he didn't want to let his viewers down by not finishing it.

>> No.39839266

>>39838480
Whatever happened to Vox? I used to see that glorified man whore posted constantly. What happened in the last 7 months?

Who are these retarded twitter mens?

>> No.39839285

>>39838480
CP is honestly dogshit though, all the horror game chuubas I watch agree. He's doing everyone a favor.

>> No.39839341

>>39839266
That's not a tweet, it's a pinned comment on a VOD

>> No.39839364

>>39838691
no, I think (you) are retarded?
bet you follow (((reviewers)))

>> No.39839397

>>39839266
Hi. Welcome to a new age in 4chan where the new boys being posted are Tempus and not Nijisanji's

>> No.39839423

>>39838480
The game is garbage though. He's right.

>> No.39839450

>>39838691
He played this a week after it got released and he was in that phase where he wanted to play scifi horror games.

>> No.39839482

>>39838692
you might not like it or maybe are just shitposting, but in reality both can be right takes. Specially in a professional level.

>> No.39839485
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>>39838480
This seems to be the consensus of everybody who plays the game. I have heard nothing good from the moment this game launched to now. Everybody either hates the performance, hates the gameplay and encounters, hates the story, and hates the bosses. He's based for speaking his mind about the game instead of acting like it wasn't a shit experience for him.

>> No.39839535

>>39839266
Vox and Mysta have become less menhera so they can't be milked as much. Also, their fans keep to their own.

>> No.39839586

>>39838480
Well damn, based guy. Maybe Tempus is allright

>> No.39839629

>>39838480
Based. Callisto Protocol fucking sucks and at least the homo managed to slog through such a boring story and glitchy gameplay.

>> No.39839695

>>39838480
based

>> No.39839763

>>39838480
He actually said this in the last 2 minutes of the stream. Based tempiss

>> No.39839768

>>39838480
He should've dropped it when it started to go sour. Props for at least saying that it's shit though.

>> No.39839785

>>39838480
holy based
fuck the perms

>> No.39839923

>>39839768
He wanted to finish the game because he is that autistic about finishing games. He doesn't want to suffer later because he didn't finish it now.

>> No.39839941

>>39839189
isn't this the one that he actually has perms for the longer streams and the ceo is outed as a hack?

>> No.39840018

>>39838480
BASED
SO FUCKING BASED

The idea of vtubers having to be shills for shit games just because "LE PERMS" is the most retarded thing imaginable. Imagine if game companies gave reviewers permission to give reviews of their games.

>> No.39840022

>>39838480
https://youtu.be/sGzeu3iHqt8?t=17554
nice

>> No.39840028

>>39839156
>positivity streamer
Lol, this couldn't be more wrong

>> No.39840037

>>39839941
yeah he had the perms to go longer, but the ceo is a massive dickhead and had to walk everything back once he realized his fuck up

>> No.39840081

Very based and brave of him to share his hot take depsite the fact that literally everyone who played it called it GOTY

>> No.39840113

>>39839156
He isn't. He is pretty... unsettling.

>> No.39840160

>>39840028
>positivity streamer (depressed)

>> No.39840258
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>>39838480
what is it with male westerners and having this weird attitude about how they have to review everything? if it was a girl all that would happen is "sakura-chan CRIES with rage!!!" clips. but males have to go ahead and make it known what they thought was good and bad about the product and their useless opinion about how it can be improved.
nigger shut the fuck up you are paid to play games and react in funny ways, NOBODY CARES what you actually think.

>> No.39840284

>>39840258
Not now sister

>> No.39840382

>>39840258
>Thinking women opinions matter
This is exactly the reason why we got dogshit streamers who don't finish games because they are preoccupied with making idiots like (You) follow through their antics despite currently having a terrible experience with said vidya geym. Companies are shitting out these triple A games like its a fucking factory defect and retards like you have to accept the game as it is.

>> No.39840387

>>39840258
His mind is not clouded by thoughts of cock 24/7 like your average holowhore. The vtubers in tempus are just prone to rational thought and analysis.

>> No.39840400

>>39840018
>Imagine if game companies gave reviewers permission to give reviews of their games.
Some companies blacklist reviewers who give their games negative reviews.

>> No.39840402

>>39838480
Who is this fucking guy. All the other Tempus are “quirky meme man” but I don’t know this one

>> No.39840442
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>>39840258
>NOOOOO! You can't give a logical well presented critique, you have to have unhinged emotional outbursts like women do!
Regis actually cares about his fans and how they spend their time/money, not being clipper bait.
And this is somehow a bad thing?

>> No.39840447

>>39838480
I want to live in a world where tempus lost Nintendo permissions and became the most hated members in all holopro

>> No.39840452

>>39840402
He is The Holostar

>> No.39840493

>>39840382
>>39840387
>the average tempus fan thinks all the female talents are whores and their opinions dont matter
thanks, just forwarded these posts to cover corp. say goodbye to holostars EN 2 you fucking anti misogynists.
>>39840442
its a bad thing because people dont watch hololive for game reviews simple as.

>> No.39840563

Somene mention the eyes closed boss fight

>> No.39840569

>>39840493
>its a bad thing because people dont watch hololive for game reviews simple as.
How did you even come to this conclusion? And all he did was saying the game is fucking horrible to play

>> No.39840580

>>39838480
Based

>> No.39840586

>>39838662
Perms tend to be publisher side
>still fucking nothing
Nvm, carry on

>> No.39840587

>>39840493
Aight, see ya. I'm gonna wait till the Cover Corp Police Departnent raids into my house and rape-arrests me. Enjoy your mindless entertainment.

>> No.39840651

>>39840493
>its a bad thing because people don't watch hololive for game reviews
Who in hololive has even attempted to be game reviewer?
I bet if someone tried to make it their shtick they'd have great success like old school AVGN or Pissed off Pablo.

>> No.39840701

>>39840493
>Thinks the female talents are whores
It’s not slander if we’re telling the truth.

>> No.39840742

>>39840493
We think Tempus boys are whore too

>> No.39840770

>>39838480
The game is pretty ok now. Most of the launch problems are fixed and patched. He is legit just fucking ass at it.

>> No.39840816

>>39840770
https://youtu.be/sGzeu3iHqt8?t=16746

>> No.39840846

>>39840770
Nigga he did the first half of the final boss with his eyes closed.
Patches can't fix the underlying design flaws of a shit game unless they overhauled the entire thing.

>> No.39840851

>>39840770
He means the story and gameplay is pretty ass. He fucking did the final boss with his eyes closed half the time since the pattern to dodge was just 2-dimensional left and right.

>> No.39840850

>>39840569
who asked him? he is hired to perform and bring in superchats from fujos. he is NOT hired to tell the audience what games to play, or to give his opinions on what he is ordered to do, etc.
vesper got his suspension for complaining about factorio perms btw, that was their warning to stop fucking with perms and the business side of things and play the fucking part.

>> No.39840886

>>39840850
>vesper got his suspension for complaining about factorio perms btw
Source: my fucking ass

>> No.39840917

>>39839364
>Dead space creator makes a shitty soulless clone because he's a one-trick pony
>"How could we have known?!"
Don't tell me you actually like this money grab

>> No.39840980

>>39840886
giving you the benefit of the doubt, he argued with management and that is the story he himself told.
management is getting sick of tempiss's shit and rightfully so.

>> No.39841032

>>39840846
kek ok that is actually pretty funny.

>> No.39841033

>>39839214
Nothing rage inducing even happened, a player left the game when it just started so the game got cancelled. Overwatch 2 IS garbage but this is just an over-reaction desu.

>> No.39841065

>>39840980
>Getting sick of Tempiss's shit
>Had a stream where fucking orange guy showed his hair, fed his gorilla of a manager a strawberry, and constantly blurt out the most unhinged shit
>Never punished

>> No.39841090

Am I seriously meant to treat a guy who responded to someone shitting on him by going 1v1 ME REAL LIFE BRO I’LL FIGHT YOU as some gigachad?

>> No.39841095

>>39840387
>holowhore
sister, if you dont go watch the nijichink streaming right now, riku is gonna have to pull the big retarded vampire gun and boost that stream LMAO

>> No.39841123

>>39841033
Too bad the VOD was taken down but if you saw it, his anger was pretty justifiable. Something also happened to him irl before this stream where it made him extremely salty and pissed during the start of the stream.

>> No.39841166

>>39841065
are you talking about axel? sorry I dont know that much about tempus actually. but I know that axel gets special treatment because sora likes to watch him get fucked by yagoo. so he gets away with it

>> No.39841174

>>39841090
Idk anon, that shitposter went reeeal quiet afterwards.

>> No.39841186

>>39838579
>Just play the game
He did
>No one has a gun to your head
The point is to convey your experience, he conveyed the experience.

>> No.39841189

>>39841123
>Be bad at game
>tard rage
The blue one reacted to losing in Mario Kart by going “you must be cheating and fat”

>> No.39841263

>>39839070
>Says this when the point was to convey an experience
>He finishes the game and conveys his experience with it being a shit game.
I don't see the problem? Stop seething, perhaps?

>> No.39841284

>>39841189
Ah yeah. That he did.

>> No.39841288

>>39841189
based toxic gamer retard

>> No.39841299

vtubing would be so much more fun if corpos could talk mad shit about the awful games they're playing

>> No.39841321

>>39841299
Pre-Capcom purge era of hololive...

>> No.39841335

>>39841189
He’s a former League player, the toxicity was slowly leaking out.
I’m waiting for him to mask off lose it, the Mario kart moment was close.

>> No.39841338

>>39840850
>Who asked him
The ones that sponsored him, asked him.

>> No.39841406

>>39841338
>Gets sponsored to play Thy Creature
>Gets stuck on a buggy boss fight for an hour and rages while hitting his desk before finally beating it
>Dev superchats him to apologize and releases a patch the next day

>> No.39841482

>>39841406
He did demonstrate why and how the fight could be improved, and the dev was also based.
Blue guy unironically saved the game there. Heard Mori played it afterwards too.

>> No.39841513

>>39841406
You forgot
>Explains the reason why he found it annoying and what could be improved
>Devs listen and changes it with the patch you mentioned
Yes, you can rage at something, and still have a clear mind that can give constructive criticism. Who knew?

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Wait... my wife Selen wanted to play this game next year because its "Not Dead Space" (She loved the first 2 games)
I thought the game was going to be good since it comes from the same creators of Dead Space

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Still the cutest Tempus boy, too.

>> No.39841698

The forced positivity and complete inability to say anything negative about anything, just because (mostly but not always) jap companies are such fucking petty vindictive retards over muh permissions that it paralyzes everyone in fear at all times, is easily one of my least favorite things about corpos. Smaller and/or western corpos being somewhat better compared to niji/holo, but still, the lack of permission autism is one of the main reasons I mostly moved to indies. I don't really expect them to be like fucking AVGN or something, but the vtuber's ability to be at least slightly sincere about their experience/opinions and actually talk about whatever they're playing, instead of being all "haha um wow sure game haha what fun I guess I liked that uuuhhh one part with the thing, anyway my dog is eating my computer so I have to end the stream early I totally had a good time but I'm never playing this again :)" is extremely fucking underrated by people who haven't broken free from the yoke of corpos.

Also, they don't have to only play the same 5 games forever.

>> No.39841982

>>39841698
Well, I'm of the opposite opinion. The inclination to find something positive to say about even the shittiest game, backed by the neatly provided excuse of corpo rules, is a refreshing breath of fresh air compared to every other streamer on twitch who will much more often than not bash the games they play so they can appear cool and above it all and contrarian even though all their peers are doing the same thing, making it seem like they're doing a service to mankind to slog through a piece of entertainment.

>> No.39841989

>>39840651
Astel ,but he is holostars JP,so....

>> No.39842084

>>39838583
Yeah kinda gay that they're this laissez-faire about it when it could apply to all of holopro.

>> No.39842197

>>39841982
It's entirely possible to give constructive criticism (Like what blue boy has done) on a game that you hated playing.
The dude takes inspiration from NorthernLion so I don't doubt that he's at least competent in reviewing the games he's sponsored to play.

>> No.39842492

>>39838579
How is he being a bitch, you fucking retard?
He simply said he didn't enjoy it. If he made a bunch of additional tweets about the game after this, then maybe you'll have a point.

>> No.39842495

>>39841982
In other words, you're a meek, limp-wristed little faggot who cowers at the slightest hint of confidence and self-assuredness, and would rather be coddled by feigned positivity and insincerity so as to not be reminded of how feckless and docile you are in the face of bolder men. Fucking pathetic.

>> No.39842602

>>39838480
based as fuck, regis i kneel

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>>39838480
Love my autistic retarded lil bro

>> No.39842678

>>39840770
He did half of the final boss with his eyes closed, when he says the game is dogshit he's not talking about frame rate drops

>> No.39842696

>>39842495
Yes, calling a game a hundred other streamers have already ceaselessly bashed shit is so based and groundbreaking. Marvelous unique input. Brave new fucking world.

>> No.39842723

>>39841189
Altare is a 'reformed' former semi-pro toxic gamer, sometimes he just can't keep the lid on his gamer rage, which is why he won't play Overwatch on stream. He actually had an OW2 stream scheduled but cancelled it because he realized he'd be calling everybody cunts by 5 minutes in

>> No.39842736

>>39842495
When I hold my arguments I became depressed. When I let my real argument flows likea a fountain of profanities I have anger issues.

The best way to do it is be positive but state your true feelings in somewhat kind but also cruel way.

Source : trust me bro

>> No.39842759

>>39842084
Haha yeah, like there weren't retards who made trouble with an entire country and lost all perms for COVER to then just fuck off. Yeah true.

>> No.39842782

>>39840770
>legit just fucking ass at it
>Has his eyes closed half the time at the final boss because it's just left and right dodging
Uh huh, yeah, ass at it.

>> No.39842887

>>39842759
t. seething chink fujo

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>>39842759
Daily reminder that all that Coco did was read the word 'Taiwan' off of Google Analytics and that wumaos are the most thin-skinned fucks on the planet, and getting rid of the Chinese albatross was one of the best things to happen to Hololive

>> No.39842900

>schizos love the game they've never played because Tempus blue faggot hate it.
That game final boss was legit suck ass. If the dev actually fix their game because of him I will kneel.

>> No.39842936

>>39840037
Isn’t this the same company that just reported huge losses for the year? MAGE or something like that

>> No.39842971

>>39841033
That seems like an OK system to you? Even Paladins, the OW me-too game, does it better.

>> No.39843002

>>39838480
I hope he lets his gamer toxic side out one day like this.

https://m.twitch.tv/gorgc/clip/StrongBlueZucchiniMingLee-SijbPdciC2wGg6zK?filter=clips&range=24hr

>> No.39843005 [DELETED] 

>>39841189
>Be bad at game by
>Having somebody else leave and the game having a retarded matchmaking system that both takes 40 minutes to find anybody and also instantly cancels games if someone does leave
Why are blizzdrones dumbest faggots on this plane of existence?

>> No.39843071

>>39842971
How is it not? If somebody leaves just as the game started, the match gets cancelled so an entire team doesn't need to be at a disadvantage. You seriously can't debate that this is a bad mechanic.

>> No.39843120

>>39843071
When MMing takes over 30 mins, yeah, it's bad.

>> No.39843151

>>39843071
Paladins finds another player and drops them in, using an AI to take their place for the meantime. Even though the game is basically dead, like 1/100th the size of OW2, it usually takes less than a couple minutes to find a replacement.

Meanwhile in OW2 with several million people online it takes 40 minutes to find 5 other people.

>> No.39843315

>>39838480
>Weird voice
>Initially unpopular choice
>Loves their fans the most out of their gen
>Is the most consistent of their gen
>Loves streaming and never takes time off
>Streams whatever they want because their rabid but smaller fanbase will support them
Regis is literally the Kiara of Tempus.

>> No.39843366

>>39843315
>Has the most subs of his gen
Does this count as the Kiara of Tempus?

>> No.39843408

>>39840258
Stick to tiktok, kid.

>> No.39843414

>>39843151
You are talking about quick play anon. Not in a single game I have ever seen a player getting replaced in a ranked match when someone drops out.
>>39843120
That's a whole different issue, but I still prefer to not play a 4v5 match.

>> No.39843424

https://youtu.be/aOP0a23ycmk
He's not wrong I feel bad for anyone that played this

>> No.39843426

>>39843366
Indog sub doesn't count

>> No.39843460

>>39843414
Then do the other obvious thing and make it 4v4.
Yeah one person misses out but it's a whole lot better than 9 missing out.

>> No.39843462

ITT: Shitposters chomping at the bit to engage in the usual tribalism, without realizing that the game really is that bad

>> No.39843494

>>39843426
Weird cope but okay.

>> No.39843545

>>39843426
Hmmm.... What country is that. Are you bad at geography. I guess you're.

>> No.39843571

>>39843460
????
Are you suggesting that somebody on the other team should leave or get kicked out by the game to make it fair instead of just cancelling the game? If that was a better or feasible solution, every competitive game ever would've implemented it by now.

>> No.39843670

>>39843462
It’s fine to acknowledge that the game is bad, but burning bridges is not a long-term stratagem. I can say the game sucks and call him a retard in the same breath.

>> No.39843805

>>39843571
If you're in solo queue, and you know your games matchmaking takes upwards of 30 mins to an hour. Yes, reduce your game from a 5v5 to a 4v4.
>>39843670
Remind me where blue boy burned a bridge?

>> No.39843892

>>39843670
This
>It’s fine to acknowledge that the game is bad
and this
>burning bridges
might be the same thing for corpos. It's why talents barely ranted, and those who did brought perms up in the same conversation.

>> No.39843939

>>39843805
Wow. To truly believe that is a good solution is so retarded I can't even be angry.

>> No.39843997

>>39843939
Then tell me why it's bad.
Why is making a 5v5 game, a 4v4 game if it reduces queue times from 30+ minutes to 2 minutes or less, bad?

>> No.39844021

>>39840382
>Companies are shitting out these triple A games like its a fucking factory defect and retards like you have to accept the game as it is.
Or you could just not play the game at all, you fucking imbecile. You could not play any new video games, AAA or otherwise, for the next 5 to 10 years and still not run out of good games to play. If you choose to consume garbage then that’s your own fault.

>> No.39844104

>>39843997
for games like League that simply doesn't work for obvious reasons.
games like OW / OW2 like in the original argument, i can kind of see your point though.

>> No.39844419

>>39843997
Fine. Go back to why we are arguing about this in the first place. Game gets cancelled because a player left, minor frustration. In your solution another player gets kicked because another one left the game from the opposite team. But in this case only one player gets to not play the game. Now if this isn't unfair I don't know what is. Now imagine being this player, you just got kicked from the game because you were unlucky enough to get chosen, and it's all the other guys fault who left the game from the other team. This will lead to WAY MORE frustration because it is simply unfair.

And if you think the player that got kicked should just simply suck it up for the others' sake, I would say you're full of shit, BUT there is another explanation why that solution is bad that is way more simple.

The game is 5v5 for a reason.
They obviously won't make it so you will play a 4v4 match which is not the intended way to play, in a competitive setting I might add.

>> No.39844589

>>39844419
Sorry, let me clarify slightly, my initial response implied making the match 4v4, but my dumbass meant to make the entire game 4v4.
I don't know the inner workings of OW to make this feasible or not, but if the game couldn't run on 4v4 and it NEEDS a 5th player on each side, then I concede that it's a bad idea.

>> No.39844915

>>39844589
Now you got me confused too bro. Techincally the game can be played 4v4 of course, but it would not be a good match, since the intented way to play is 5v5. Think about it like this: Tank from team red leaves the game, so let's say the game also kicks the tank player (to make it fair) from team blue. Now you got a match without a tank and with one less person from each team. It will throw off the balance of the game (which is already pretty shit) and it won't be a quality match.

>> No.39844984

>>39844915
I was under the impression it was 1 tank 1 support 3 dps or something, and you could just permanently make it 1 / 1 / 2 in that ratio, but I guess balance is another can of worms in itself that I didn't consider.

>> No.39845189

>>39844589
Note that in case you were living under a rock, Overwatch 1 was 6v6 and they just switched to 5v5 after probably like a year of rebalancing. If decreasing player count per match could drop queue time by a huge amount, that would conversely imply that Overwatch 1 had 2-3 hour queue times. The problem with matchmaking clearly lies elsewhere.

>> No.39845655

I like how you can tell it's women arguing in this thread because they're the only people left who care enough to talk about overwatch, at least tempus is hitting its target demographic

>> No.39846347

>>39838583
oh no, my Oshi can't play Thief Simulator thanks to Tempus, what will I ever do with my life now

>> No.39846771

>>39839485
I honestly don't get the hate

Is the writing crap? Yeah
Is the enemy visual design bad? Yeah
Is the weapon selection limited? Yeah
Are there only three bosses? Yeah
Does it end on a buy-my-DLC cliffhanger? Yeah
I still had a good time

>> No.39846905

>>39846771
Name a bad experience you had with a game.
The first three you listed should have been enough for almost anyone but this isn't the case for you, so you're either incredibly easy to please or you've been through worse, hence why I'm asking you to name a bad experience and why it was bad.

>> No.39846923

>>39839073
I don't understand you are joking right? To call out blizzard for what they did is the same as saying murder is bad. Like the popular position is to talk shit about blizzard. And if you tell me "magni is apart of a company and could get them in trouble " nobody gives a shit about a third rate vtuber on the bitch branch of hololive. I don't understand why people like them nothing they have said is interesting nor original

>> No.39847228

>>39839482
Except a review should not be held hostage for future permissions
No point whatsoever in asking someone to review your game/movie/restaurant/etc if you are going to be reprimanded for not providing a positive review

>> No.39847270

>>39838480
To be fair, it's an absolutely dog shit game. Nothing of value is lost if they lose those perms.

>> No.39847408

>>39838579
No one fucking likes Callisto. This is not an “homo” exclusive issue, this game is getting dunked on by everyone because they tried to recreate Dead Space for Zoomers and the Zoomers hate it.

>> No.39847659

>>39846905
RE: Code Veronica
Dead Space 3
Dead Rising 4

I think people are just afraid to admit survival horror games are schlockfests that are bearable because of their redeeming qualities and meme tier bad acting. Callisto Protocol's melee combat is wasted on the game but makes it enjoyable in a caveman-clubs-zombies kind of way

>> No.39847894

>>39838480
The game is shit tho.

>> No.39848127

>>39847228
Oh, there's no reprimand. Just you know, paperwork can get lost. Lots of things to do, very busy, many emails...

>> No.39848333

>>39848127
kek the way you put it makes me seethe

>> No.39848529

>>39840452
Seething bitter boy.

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>>39838480
Why are they so quick to lash out like actual children?

>> No.39848708

>>39838579
>t. Shitsto Protocol dev

>> No.39848875

>>39839266
>thread about Tempus boys
>where's Vox?
Rent free

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>>39848600
>201k
nice folder you have there of people you don't watch KEK

>> No.39851194

>>39838480
Was Calisto Protocol that bad?

>> No.39851476

>>39838480
Is Avalanche Reviews the only person who likes the game?

>> No.39851603

>>39848600
Stay mad lmao.
Actual child that's never been confronted before.

>> No.39851662

>>39838616
Elden turd is garbage though as are all soulsshit games

>> No.39851876

>>39838480
Wow he act more like a woman than woman, so he was REALLY a fucking fag all along. Seeing the comment he got bored of the game half way; why did he push through it only to complain in the end. Fucking mehera lmao, this is tempiss, this is actuals meheras who are homofags "brotuber"

>> No.39852271

>>39838480
he seems to have some serious anger issues desu. i thought it was funny while watching him play ultrakill but i'm starting to realize he's like that in basically every game

>> No.39853254

>>39851603
>Thinks being a literal keyboard warrior screeching "fight me irl" behind an anime avatar because someone accurately identified him as a leech is anything other than manchild behaviour
ngmi

>> No.39853614

>>39848600
Damn I understand wanting to respond to retards in your chat but some of those lines are pretty pathetic. From what little I have seen of him, he does seem have to have a short temper when it comes to this stuff.

>> No.39853807

>>39853254
It was retarded, but the Blue homo has a point, anons here are fucking cowards. Lol. As a doxxfag I can't wait to see the anons pick a fight with the blue faggot irl cuz it's appear that he can actually fight

>> No.39853874

>>39853807
>As a doxxfag

>> No.39854210

>>39853874
I've never posted doxx here tho

>> No.39854243

I finished it the day after it was released and it is a trash game

>> No.39855051

>>39839364
The game was shit anon. Don't let Dead Space portofolio blinds you

>> No.39855528

>>39847408
It's not even Dead Space for zoomers, it's Dead Space with all the cool, unique, and interesting parts of Dead Space sandblasted off. No wonder everyone fucking hates it

>> No.39855931

>>39838480
This game sucked so bad it totally mind broke gura and she retreated into hiding because she is embarassed at having to stream this garbage.

>> No.39856053

>>39853807
None of them is going to step up to the blue homo. Altare would probably record himself whooping their asses and posting it on youtube as a warning to every other vt tough guy who wants to take a shot.

>> No.39856098

>>39853807
True, someone even posted the homo’s surprisingly big forearms with his wrist tattoo giving it away that it was him. Fucker can be cringe but after the Axel situation, I tend to be more incline to believe SOME of the shit they have said and blue boy says he has two black belts.
No faggot here is gonna do shit

>> No.39856182

>>39838480
can someone tell me why he forces himself to play this discount Dead Space game? it's actual garbage

>> No.39856280

>>39847408
the story made no sense

>> No.39856487

Tempiss is just a negative for holo en as a whole. They get no views and ruin stuff for the holos

>> No.39856653

> Homo voiced out an opinion and it's mildly negative.
You made a gossip thread for this? This is pretty gay of you, anon.

>> No.39856708

>>39856487
Your existence sure is a blessing, isn't it.

>> No.39856743
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Watame is the cutest jp

>> No.39856784

>>39856743
No, Nene is!

>> No.39856820

>>39856743
>>39856784
Towa

>> No.39857370

>>39848600
He is in his early twenties, a male vtuber and korean. He is retarded.

>> No.39858941

>>39856708
NTA but you didn't deny that what he said was the objective truth. I guess he will have to take your consesion.

>> No.39864236

>>39838579
I despise male vtubers but the game is indeed garbage.

>> No.39864299

>>39856182
Is probably a shill fotm game.

>> No.39864720

>>39842894
Bonus reminder: the only reason Taiwan was so high on her analytics was that chinks were using Taiwanese vpns to watch her on YouTube.

>> No.39864825

>>39856743
>>39856784
>>39856820
Cute in different ways, which is great.

>> No.39864912

>>39838480
Im honestly surprised he had the willpower to complete that shitty game
Rare tempiss w

>> No.39864967

>>39838480
The entire segment in the tunnels with the blind enemies was fucking trash. The game would have been 8/10 easily if not for that garbage.

>> No.39865035

>>39856053
All of the tempus boys bar Magni can handle themselves. I wonder if that was part of yagoo's criteria? Must be able to fold the average hololive fan.

>> No.39865079

>>39855528
They ahould just remove the dodging mechanic, it made every encounter samey. The dodging removes the tension
From the game

>> No.39865180

>>39865035
Don't sleep on magnis some faggots can fight too hell he might even put a finger in their ass in the middle of the fight without them knowing until they're told about it.

>> No.39865250

>>39838480
Based.

>> No.39865368

>>39865180
He did taekwondo as a kid but thats it.
Otherwise he's a leftist faggot that hates republicans, ylou can just shoot him and get it over with.

>> No.39865504

>>39865368
Does he realize that Hololive is right-wing?

>> No.39865671

>>39865079
The dodging would be completely fine if you actually had to time it and enemies had different attack patterns. And I bet you it was supposed to be this way in the beginning, because the block was supposed to be the lower risk option with a downside, the chip damage. Instead for some reason they decided against making a somewhat challenging game, forgetting that in survival horror combat is supposed to be scary because you have to pit your resources against the obstacle you are facing, something that in a game where your main option is melee (so unlimited ammo) would work only if not taking damage was actually a challenge.

>> No.39865893

>>39865368
Magni is still 184cm tall and weights around 85-90kg. Like there's no way the average /vt/ user stands a fucking chance.

>> No.39866003

>>39838557
Nah senpai, this is how you critique a bad game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10qQZia6d08

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>>39838480
>Doesn't lie and say the game is perfect to get $$$
Based blue nigga. Tired of streamers dancing around shit games with that "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all" mentality.

>> No.39866101

>>39838480
>Callisto protocol is dogshit
I didn't need Altare to tell me that. Everyone was saying it.

>> No.39866104

>>39865893
But /vt/ is full of 300 pound couch potato people, all they need to do is tackle magni and just put their weight on him.

>> No.39866166

>>39840258
>males have to go ahead and make it known what they thought was good and bad about the product
Because men are actually sane unlike you, who will never be a woman

>> No.39866169

>>39842936
>>39840037
>MAGES
https://noisypixel.net/science-adventure-series-mages-financial-loss/
the funny thing about this is that the company just declared a massive 613 million yen in loses and is on the verge of bankruptcy! too bad they don't have any goodwill to fall back on after that stunt by the CEO against Rio.

>> No.39866280

>>39838480
>Getting mad because someone beat a dog shit game and then called it dog shit
So you're obviously on the dev team so can you explain to us why you made the game so shitty?

>> No.39866331

>>39838480
Based homosexual

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>>39848529
He is literally the

>> No.39866407

>>39840387
>The vtubers in tempus are just prone to rational thought and analysis.
>Vesper gets suspended for throwing a tantrum and shitting his diaper
pick one

>> No.39866438

>>39866332
I kneel Mr. Holostar

>> No.39866449

>>39844021
>I listen to game reviews because I cant form any opinions on my own, I've been programmed by the internet to like what I'm intended to like.
Sure go enjoy your Witcher Blood Origins, NPC.

>> No.39866507

>>39866407
I love how people who are upset 24/7 are upset about Vesper losing his temper over retarded incompetent management and permissions

>> No.39866519

>>39866407
>Vesper gets suspended for calling EN management a bunch of retards
Based. Someone needs to put management in their place.

>> No.39866561

>>39839189
maybe they should try making better games if they don't want people shitting on them

>> No.39866634

>>39866561
I'm pretty sure there was a holo who got her sponsored stream nuked by the sponsor as well. Can't remember the incident exactly.

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>>39866519
They put him in his place, you can't spin this as his owning them.
They literally put him on the timeout stool

>> No.39866699

>>39866407
He put them in their place. He never once said he was wrong to be mad.
He said he was wrong to lose his temper on them.
He never once apologized for anything he said.

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>>39838480
I love my cute and cringy yandere chuuni cult leader with anger issues who would stab me if I cheated on him!

>> No.39866772

>>39866668
>you can't spin this as his owning them.
They told their most successful streamer to stop streaming for 2 weeks, so he went camping.

>> No.39866870

>>39866407
the cope always comes out when you pose this old fable to them kek

>> No.39866940

>>39866870
>6 months in
>Tempus still hasn't had any ~drama~ so sisters still have to push this like Vesper raped and assaulted a holomem

>> No.39866948

>>39866699
Which is pretty based. We need more chuuba's who don't bend the knee and apologize. It's fine to say that your behavior was bad and own up to it, but its even better not to apologize for it.

>> No.39866991

>>39838480
We need more honesty like this among corporate vtubers. It's okay to not like a game, and they do the consumers a service by being truthful

>> No.39867057

>>39866991
In all honesty, this whole year has been shit for western AAA games. Even elden ring wasn't THAT good and i remember it causing a good amount of drama on the holo side.

>> No.39867131

>>39841589
>the same creators of Dead Space
Past decade has proven that
>From the creators of X
means either
>2-3 guys that worked management positions on X2: The Sequel
or
>The creative lead who needs tardwrangling from a publisher to release an actually good product

>> No.39867171

>>39865671
I think resident evil 3 remake and village had a good idea about the dodging mechanism. This game failed at replicating that. Even yakuza 7 has a better dodge perfect guard mechanism than this and that game was rushed due to covid.

>> No.39867221

>>39867131
To clarify, I meant X2 as in [game name]2, not X2 as in X2:The Threat, the Space economy/combat game.
I wasn't implying that every game was being made by developers of X2, that would be silly.

>> No.39867255

>>39867131
Design by cometee hate!

>> No.39867411

>>39865368
>>39865504
If you have to pull a gun on a fist fight you're a pussy faggot. If you're getting a fair 1v1 you don't need it unless you're getting jumped by group or the person you're fighting also has weapon. Imagine pulling a gun on a faggot because youre getting your ass served to you on a silver platter. Now cry more and delude yourself into thinking you're some manly chad because you're too fat to fight some flip gay dude.

>> No.39867447

>>39866668
>Vesper has never apologized the management since his return
>They put him in his place
You tell me anon

>> No.39867493

>>39865368
>>39865504
>burgers think anybody gives a shit about their circus of a political system

>> No.39867582

>>39867493
It's modern Catholic vs Orthodox.
They somehow act like people who didn't even know how to read, it's insane.

>> No.39867656

>>39843670
Every single fucking game personality is shitting on this fucking game. Altare is not doing anything unique or going against the crowd. Even Magni's rant about OW about how the game is shit (factual) and doesn't give a shit about anyone else perms (who the fuck is even playing it right now in Holo) is echoed by many.

These aren't hot takes.

>> No.39867769

>>39867656
It risks perms so there are stakes, therefore based.

>> No.39867776

>>39838480
>not being a shill is bad
This is the kind of shit takes I read daily up in this cesspool.

>> No.39867782

>>39840493
dilate

>> No.39867827

>>39867769
I'm not disagree, I'm just pointing out that these subhuman schizos are so tunneled on tempiss bad that they fail to realize that the game is shit and Altare did nothing wrong in proclaiming its a shit game.

>> No.39867931

>>39840816
wha- how?

>> No.39867975

>>39867776
this really is the bizarro board, it's no fucking wonder the rest of the site hates it

>> No.39868088

>>39840816
wtf, he really did all that with his eyes closed lmao, ogey

>> No.39868116

>>39840816
kek wtf

>> No.39868138

>>39867827
There's no hope for them you just know had this been gura Irys fauna or even kiara and mumei they'd all the simps would form a circle and start wanking eachother telling themselves how based she is for calling out a shit game. The people bitching about altare is the same people pretending to be seething a vesper for calling out management incompetence while every time a girl shits on them suddenly is based and totally red pilled. I bet most of these fags don't even watch stream their whole existence is just to shit all over the board.

>> No.39868164

>>39840770
>>39840816
get bent schizo

>> No.39868257

>>39840770
A functional game can still be shit, now stop gargling Schofield's balls and fuck off
>>39840816
Jesus

>> No.39868319

>>39868138
yup, and water is wet. No need to tell me when I saw last night that /hlgg/ dog piled management for the timed tweet yet think Management was based to suspend Vesper wtihout a proper explanation and they containment broke rrats that he sexually harassed the girls and then get mad that he wasn't fired for their own schizophrenia that didn't even happen.

>> No.39868380

>>39868138
Don’t invoke my oshi for your shit argument. I’d consider it unprofessional for anyone to do this in a permissions war environment.

>> No.39868417

>>39867769
Oh no whatever will we do without perms for callisto protocol.
Whatever will we do for the perms that management cant get because they're too incompetent.

>> No.39868493

>>39838480
>cute dorky retard with a bitter yandere side
>loves streaming
>possessive over his fans
>remembers individual members
why wasn’t he born a girl so he could be my wife

>> No.39868509

>>39868380
You're being told the truth. I won't apologize because you're assblasted about it.

>> No.39868534

>>39868417
Any studio may potentially give the streamers a game that gives them #s all perms matter.

>> No.39868573

>>39841033
He was pissed at something that happened previously, probably irl. And he also was very pissed at the game before that match.

>> No.39868589

>>39868380
Lmao no one gives a fuck what you feel when what was described is exactly how you would react. Your twitter friends call it “stunning and brave” if I recall correctly

>> No.39868719 [DELETED] 

>>39868493
I can't handle crazy korean women anon, I tried once

>> No.39868724

>>39841033
>Nothing rage inducing even happened
Except playing OW2

>> No.39868742

>>39851662
SEETHING Nintenturd

>> No.39868789

>>39868589
Go ahead, then. I couldn’t care less if the homos fuck themselves over, but domino effects don’t always work that way when dealing with big suit egos.

>> No.39868904

>>39838831

>>39836878
>>39836895

>> No.39868915

>>39851662
The problem with souls games is the insufferable fanbase who doesn't know when to shut their mouths.

>> No.39868952

>>39868493

He sounds like buttmunch gaylord. Im surprised he has not trooned out yet.

>> No.39869035

>>39868952
he simps over cute girls constantly and talks about his ex girlfriends onstream, kek

>> No.39869120

>>39868789
You acting like tempus went to the executives houses raped all the women in the family then declare war on them by burning their houses with the women the dogs the fucking cat were still trapped inside retard. You think the majority of the million who bought this games are going to simply return it because some nobody fag vtubber said something?

>> No.39869175

>>39869120
Returning that game is a waste of time. It's better off in a septic tank.

>> No.39869213

>>39838480
the game was universally panned, though. I'm not sure why trolls think this makes Altare the bad guy here.

>> No.39869305

>>39869213
Hell, i think someone warned him about the game when he was talking about playing it.

>> No.39869444

>>39869120
>hyperbole
Again, there are many landmines in the permissions debacle, including the biggest faggots imaginable using espoused opinions (which hold no real importance) as means of causing issues. It’s not my hill, though, I just don’t think you should give said enormous faggots any ammunition so readily.

>> No.39869576

>>39840258
>Here's what I think, and my reasons behind my opinion
>UHHHHHH NOBODY CARES???? WHO ASKED?

The viewers who are watching him, retard.

>> No.39869738

>>39840258
The fact that I'm exposed to zoomer shit takes like this on a daily basis is proof that God is real and he hates me

>> No.39869851

>>39841406
>>39841482
>>39841513
Oh, wow. I only watched the Mori stream. I thought the entire game was ass, but it's pretty cool to hear that they fixed something after getting feedback like that.

>> No.39869858

>>39838480
>I gave it a try, I completed it, so I’m entitled to say this game is dogshit. If we lose perms, eh, whatever.
Yes, that is how free speech works. Are you mad he didn't do the Japanese thing of sucking corporate cock?

>> No.39869921

>>39869738
He's completely right, maybe 1 in a 1000 opinions on media is useful

>> No.39869936

God bless American

>> No.39870035

>>39840258
>WAAAH!!
>SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT A BAD GAME!!
>MY FEELINGS ARE HURT!

>> No.39870077

People saying based but shit like this affects cover as a whole, they already struggle finding perms for games. Companies aren’t going to let them play if they’re shitting on games right under the video.

In a way it is based to call out a shitty game for being shitty, but is it smart?

>> No.39870133

>>39870035
That's not what he said, there was 0 implication he enjoyed it.

>> No.39870148

>>39870077
They struggle finding perms for games because Japanese game companies are retards who are still living in the 1800s

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>>39870077

>> No.39870234

>>39870077
>In a way it is based to call out a shitty game for being shitty
? no it's not. Based is pretty much just saying someone is cool for saying something controversial to PC culture.

>> No.39870260

salty gamer
wtf is he talking about this game is amazing.

>> No.39870349

>>39838480
People shouldn't be surprised that someone called a hallway simulator a trash game.

>> No.39870365

>>39870260
>wtf is he talking about this game is amazing.
I liked it overall but holy fuck I hated the tunnels.

>> No.39870456

>>39870260
What is so amazing about this game?

>> No.39870513

>>39870456
It's amazing because...
GRAPHICS! and uh... IT'S DARK, DEEP, AND MATURE!
AND HORROR!!

>> No.39870594

>>39869305
I think at the start he did address it along the lines of
>guys I know people have been saying the game is bad but so far I haven't experienced any issues with it
and if hes playing a patched early game then yea he was gonna have the PS5 experience of that game on PC, but the end game was horrible and you slowly see Altare just give up trying to give it chances.

>> No.39871309

>>39870513
Muh. Dead space clone

>> No.39871713

>>39868138

You dont need to use whataboutism, a couple days ago the board was justifying gura's lack of streams on the fact the management was soo incompetent she lost all motivation. They happily point out that management hated that she made requests of games and that gura planned her streqms based on kaela's streams rather than EN game perms.

But tempiss bad for saying management bad

>> No.39872098

>>39840447
>Tempiss destroys Nintoddler perms
>These whores actually have to learn how to hold a conversation instead of spamming Pokémon game of the month
Holy based, I might actually revise my opinion of male vtubers if this happened. At least I might stop calling them niggers.

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>>39842723
Truly 1v1 games are superior. You’d never see this weak spergout mentality for RTS, card games, or FGC.

Source: the bloodline of divinity in my veins

>> No.39872769

>>39851876
>Is being sponsored
>Finishes the game to review it like a normal person
>Gives his review that it was shit, at the end
>(you) seethe
Amazing.

>> No.39872831

>>39867057
>it causing a good amount of drama on the holo side.
what? what drama? I mostly watched that I knew would play the game until the end like botan and noel and remember any drama

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>>39872098
Tempiss would be incredibly based if they did that. It would force their oshis to interact with the fan base more while exploring other games. Other than stale ass series pokemon. Then of course once the unicorn sees the change was for the better they will claim this was their doing while goading about another mental victory to btfod le homobeggars.

>> No.39873082

>>39870077
Go watch another horror kusoge stream and stfu

>> No.39873121

>>39870077
>Gets sponsored
>Gets asked to give honest opinion
>Gives honest opinion
>(you) imply that other companies fear honest opinion
Uh? Is he meant to be like all the women in hololive and say "haha yes i liked it..haha..i liked..this and..that!"

>> No.39873459

>>39840258
Men actually give a shit about game reviews

>> No.39873496

>>39872831
It was basically MUH BACKSEATER drama except the backseating was just overblown

>> No.39873653

>>39870148
This. Most western companies probably won't care as much about a chuuba saying their game sucked compared to the dinosaurs running Capcom or Nintendo

>> No.39874281

>>39840113
How unsettling?

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>>39838480
>/vt/

>> No.39875597

>>39873653
If anything, Tempus has reignited fear that was instilled in everyone during the Capcom incident.
You can tell that people are afraid when they're in denial.

>> No.39875660

>>39838480
Fucking lmao. Based.

>> No.39875681

>>39875597
>Literally outing himself as a newfag

>> No.39875866

>>39840816
WTF IS THIS GAME KEK
Deserved.

>> No.39876166

>>39875681
>He doesn't know
Yikes

>> No.39876282

I thought reviewers said this game was really hard?
Also Altare is worse than Ame at Ultrakill

>> No.39876348

>>39840816
>beats boss phase with eyes closed
Game design is a joke now

>> No.39876722

>>39876282
>20 minutes instead of an hour to beat Gabriel
Yeah, sure.

>> No.39876828

>>39876282
Altare is legitimately mildly spatially retarded and navigating in 3D space fucks him up a LOT in games. He has godtier reflexes though.

>> No.39876882

>>39874281
https://youtu.be/-apreMH6oHQ?t=614

https://youtu.be/mzcpnnORP54?t=5838

>> No.39878112

>>39870260
t. Striking Distance intern

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>>39839070
>I didn’t like the game.
>AAAAAH! WHY IS HE SO BUTTHURT?!?! SO SENSITIVE!!!

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