/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

>>3997942
I <3 SALLY

>>3997956
Hey, me too!

Well this one was first

I <3 SALLY

Tell me frens why do you hate us SEAniggers so much im very confused. I dont even have a negative opinion on kiara and i just watch sora since she was the first vtuber i found in 2019

t. confused flipnigger

Care to explain Takos?

I LOVE MORI!

>>3997942
hot chicken

>Want to go to Holostats because it's really the only place where I can see when holomamas are actually gonna stream too
>instead of typing holostats I end up typing TICK TOCK

I think I need to leave these threads for a bit.

Holy shit that Mori stream ending, my fucking heart

La leche de Coco

RATE THE STREAM

TOO THE MOON KFP

What ancient eldritch magic is this?

Bugmen coping intensifies, now they are claiming that Cover buy views and likes

>Do we get one more period?

I love Mori!

I ACTUALLY LIKED A MORI SC STREAM FUCKING WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK

>>3998038
Just lay low friend, all the hate is being aimed at the krauts now

Gura cool

>>3998038
just pretend like you're not from SEA, it's not that hard
t. indo

>>3997867
Must be something in the water

Kiara has finally embraced the numbers game

>>3998038
I only hate krauts/euros
t. Kraut

Mori without fail reads my most awkward superchats. I don't know which of us is bullying the other and I wouldn't really have it any other way.

How do I deal with not enjoying this threads culture when certain holos are streaming?
Leaving is not an acceptable answer I have an addiction please understand

>>3998033
HOLY BASED
whitemane vtuber in EN2 when

>>3998042
>>3998051
>>3998053
This woman is gonna be the end of me one day/10

>>3997952
Just watched her karaoke since I was sleeping, why did she go full menhera yesterday singing for Ame? Did something spark her emotions or something?

>>3998053
BEST FANBASE IN THE WORLD/10

I love Nene, and I love Ina.

I also love all the other hololivers, but not as much as these two, and with a different type of love.

I'm indifferent to Ollie!

>>3998053
Ending destroyed me/10

>>3998022
ogey

>>3998053
BEST FANBASE IN THE WORLD/10

catto: fatto like a dragon

ENTER EL HERMANO

I can't wait until next week for Gura to cringe!

Can someone edit "FAGGOT PAN" on the pan?

Please tell me Kiara isn't going to stream for 6 more hours, I haven't even been able to watch her previous Yakuza vod and it's 6 hours long....

>>3998075
leave?

Polka Love! Polka Love!

Ollie's Uncle was a leader of a violent gang but now makes baby books.

>>3997972
It's less alcoholism drinking, and more 'taking sips of sake with this sweet girl at the bar for hours on end well until the bar closes'. She's inebriated at best while chatting/ranting about drink preparation, unless she's aggressively drinking like in that one UNO collab.
This is followed by very consistent morning talk/game streams.

>>3998053
great outro/10

>>3998055
Good lord, the decline of antis is even making the bugmen worse at this.
That's just pathetic.

Kiara is definitely starting to feel the pull of the Yakuza minigames.

>>3998038
There were a couple of antis early on for EN that were revealed to be SEA. Germans are the new scapegoat now though.

>>3998063
Were you getting filtered by recorder noises before?

>>No.3998004▶
based uncle

>>3998101
So far it's mostly skippable.

>>3998033
>>3998078
I prefer Orphea

>>3998075
>this threads culture when certain holos are streaming
Elaborate
Are you bothered by the WAH spam?

>>3998036
>>3998042
>>3998062
MORI LOVE

>>3998075
Try being less of a bitch.

>>3998053
Literally her best SC reading ever/10

>>3998038
flips have always been neutral/positive wrt KFP
its the indogs that are a problem, but to be honest most of them fucked off after the Kiara/Moona pekoland pseudo-collab, and all the shit lately has been due to that fat egg and his fellow doxcord losers.

>>3998038
>Tell me frens why do you hate us SEAniggers
new how?

Botan/Towa ITT continuing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OqBiaNf_hA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OqBiaNf_hA

>>3997867
An ERP a day drives the level headed away

>>3998056
I've read that doujin. Breast expansion etc. app.

>>3998038
Because statistically speaking the world and these threads would be better off if you killed yourself today.
Don't shit up the threads and no one will care if you're SEA.

>>3998056
Why do the people who draw Gura with big tits never draw her nude?
Like come on man let us see the tits if you're gonna give her them

>>3998081
why do you haunt these threads so, sheepposter

>>3998038
Because of the multiple, multiple times that the hardest of antis have been exposed (or self-exposed because they are fucking retarded) everytime, everytime, they've all been seanigs. It's hilarious.

>>3998101
You knew what you signed up for, just watch the vods at 2x speed

>can't backseat because I can't see the damn bars over the pan

>>3998038
old attitudes towards gatekeeping (that no longer work because modern day normies seek out racism to 'combat' instead of being scared off by it) combined with a sizeable portion of you fuckers actually being disastrous creatures

where's the kawaiiope poster, i miss him...

>>3998123
I'd argue that the ASMR SC readings were better

>>3998038
twitter antis were all from SEA so it became a popular way to refer to antis
nowadays most are probably germans and there was also that one chilean

>>3998038
I honestly feel kinda bad for SEAnigs taking the blame for the kraut kiddies and eggman's faggotry for months.

KIARA IS MOTIVATED

>>3998053
For a mori sc I enjoyed it, I'm surprised she even bothered to go that far back/10

> Streams for you 7 days a week while staying in good health and always high energy. No mental breakdowns, yabs, shizo arcs, etc.

Kneel....

Kiara is MOTIVATED

Is this how Japs do capitalism?

>>3998053
it... it was good?
this week is strange, man

>>3998102
Look at her! She's amazing!

>>3998102

>>3998101
You can speed through most of the segment shes stuck in the dungeon last stream

>>3998152
>I can hear it even though I can't hear soundposts

>>3998099
Take my low-effort edit

>>3998075
grow a spine, or leave

>>3998149
Ironically this doesn't seem to be the case with the various notorious Kiara anti's.

>>3998164
What timeline are you from?

>>3998156
>that one chilean
Speaking of Mori antis, Dr CEL is an indog.

>>3998055
Like looking into a mirror

Can you smell what the Coco K. is cooking?

>>3998075
Cope harder

FEET

Watching Kiara who has recently revealed that she now has her own arsenal of weapons to bring out so all the rrats about her making her own army of KFP turns out to be true, so now you better be watching her Nyakuza stream unless you want to become scrambled eggs.
While Ollie's feeling a very particular mood right now and she really needed some folks to talk to so right now she's having a super chill Minecraft stream while working on her maze of death.
While today must have been some unannounced horror day because Watame is choosing to get her fluff scared right off of her by playing Tsugi no Hi.
While Mio continues to get funky and collect pins as she takes Neku through the ringer against all these schmucks and getting really into the story.
While Pekora's journey to obtain 35 Monster friends in preparation for Dragon Quest's 35th annivery continues strong as she's collect 19 friends so far, needing 16 more to complete her challenge.
While Roboco is just chilling out with her fans with a nice late night chit chat after her incredibly fun Full Gen 0 collab in Minecraft earlier.
While Marine has successfully survived her playthrough of RE7 and is now closing us off with her heartbeat going 100 BPM reading all the supachats she received.
While Flare's put up her baguette hon hon for today and is now being adorable in her supachat reading right now.
While Lamy's still shilling her bottle of sake that she's incredibly proud of while reading through all of the supachats she's gotten today.
While what in the goddamn hell is this Oga, what in the goddamn hell are you subjecting me to you damn demon?
While Old Android Rikka has brought in Big Poppa Pizza into his PAD ONLY Apex Legends challenge and the two are now hilariously getting their asses spanked repeatedly playing this game.
Speaking of getting spanked, nobody is getting spanked in this HoloALT full teaser video (except maybe Shion for hard whiffing her Gespent Kick). It was quite an enjoyable watch especially watching my chuuni oshi beat a wolf and a fox in a battle for the ages. If you haven't caught it yet, give it a look down below, it's already passed 1m views!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdY
So friends, where we at?

>>3998053
SHE LOVES THAT BITCH/10

>>3998102
POLUPOLUPOLU

>>3998189
An inverted mirror more than anything, really

>>3998156
I am not from SEA tho

>>3998190
puffy vulva

>>3998157
>kraut kiddies and eggman's faggotry for months.
there are a lot of seanigs that got exposed for shitting up this threads anon. also the one who runs doxcords are mainly seanigs too

>>3998164
Fuck off go read your antis on 5ch and numberfag

Just checked and he's still blocked. Won't she get in deep shit for being a bitch to Kadokawa / TT?

You just know Coco asked for dragon tiddies.

>>3998158
Thie management minigame is gonna filter her hard.

>>3998038
Don't cry fag, you should be used to this by now and I say so as another third worldler.

>>3998189
You insult us

>>3997956
Ame too!!

>15% of Ollie's viewers are girls
It's lower than I'd have thought

>15% of Ollie's viewers are female

ARE YOU A GIRL ANON

>Ollie's viewership is 15% female
not bad

>>3997433
It's pretty irritating when anons discuss a topic you do have knowledge and authority on, and they make wrong points, or much worse, come to the correct conclusion by accident.

>>3998075
Watch them with everyone and let them grow on you.

>15% are girls
What the fuck, that means there's hundreds and thousands of girls watching hololive

>>3998211
Maybe he should repeat his infantile jokes about vtubers pooping some more. Maybe she'll change her mind.

>>3998102
>>3998171
>>3998174
>>3998200
Omaruza can someone explain what this video is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR8rohqiWg4
Is it just a sketch or something?

Had to get a coof test done, what’d I miss so far?

>>3998236
NO

>>3998234
I'm pretty sure that's more than any other holo has ever revealed. Usually they are in the single digits

>>3998211
You can't see who other people have blocked

>>3998209
This is true, and during the nigga arc most people spamming the clip on YouTube and twitter were SEA

>>3998236
NO

Mori SC reading points (please feel free to add some to this pasta if you feel I missed anything important, I did zone out a little between the toots at times):

>Ordered a bottle of water from Uber Eats, had to chase the terrified delivery guy down the road in the middle of the night since she missed the pinpon
>Didn't mince words about the Country Roads collab, pretty much admitted the only thing she's happy with about it is that they all got to do something together
>She's working on a collab cover song with another member of EN, her side of the recording should be done by the end of May
>Thinks Saints Row 3 is the best Saints Row game
>She tripped over when walking out of her job interview
>Has constant flashbacks to watching Brave Little Toaster as a kid
>Feels the part of the song that isn't in the PV (which has more English) is the better part of the song since she wasn't as nervous singing it, hinted that the song was recorded around the same time as Country Roads but that might just be a Mori-ism.
>Song was originally going to have a lot more English, but it was workshopped into being translated mostly into Japanese (for the portion used for the PV, at least)
>Main inspiration for the song lyrics was the beginning of her journey with the rest of HoloEN, imagined she was writing an anime opening based on their group experience getting started in Hololive
>Favourite scene from the HoloAlt PV was the Rushia scene
>Talked about her experience getting bullied out of 'underground voice acting forums' when she was 13, they tried to get her to do Naruto lines and didn't like her clips
>IMMEDIATELY messaged Coco the moment they were given the all clear by management, Coco immediately came back and proposed meme review. Apparently everyone in EN has been REALLY looking forward to collabing with Coco for months.
>Spent some time brainstorming future collab ideas with Coco
>Has been feeling a bit nervous/pressured since she has a lot of big things happening around her lately
>Expecting her vocaloid cover to come out on the 31st as she starts her 4-5 day break.
>It Takes Two Finale Monday JST
>She talks with her sister more often these days than she did when growing up
>Disputes Kiara's claim that she's overslept multiple collabs, she said it happened ONCE and that instance is what caused her to go full alarm autism so it'd never happen again.
>Fully aware she might be spending an hour laughing at how unfunny the memes are, hinted that the meme review is something of a gateway to more Coco collabs in the future

Important timestamps:
Talking about the Country Roads cover - https://youtu.be/lv6aSlzEcSI?t=2211
Talking about her voice acting days - https://youtu.be/lv6aSlzEcSI?t=5633
Mori vs Calli - https://youtu.be/lv6aSlzEcSI?t=8809
Cutest outro ever - https://youtu.be/lv6aSlzEcSI?t=12411

>>3998195
>Pad only
Unironically the aim assist in Apex is strong as fuck. Makes using shotguns a whole lot easier

>>3998055
>hu-tan
Flare?

>>3998190
PACHI PACHI NEXT MEME

>>3998168
Welcome to the club.

>turn on kiara stream
>"EGGCELENTO"
>"What is Kiara cooking? (You)"
what did the orange woman mean by this

>>3998195
Right here Ayamefriend! Watching Ollie which is the place to be if you want to find a girl. 50% of her viewers are female.

Hey Takochumps, your oshi tried to kill my oshi with a brain aneurysm, got anything to say for that?

i fucking love kiaras voice acting

>>3998038
Flipniggers are alright, just known to break containment. It's Indians and indonesians and other poos that shit up the whole board. They are professional howling monkeys and take pride in it. It's not even just a /vt/ problem, but it's concentrated here. We need flags or an india rangeban.

>Ollie starting to cheer up
>circles back to not having friends/being bullied

Please just take your meds...

>>3998177

>>3998209
There's a reason I still called them SEAnigs in my post. I mean it just sucks that they were misblamed for this particular retardation since that provided a convenient cover for the people enacting it.

Only menheras would watch a menhera

Ollie's fanbase is 15% girls and 85% cucks

>>3998211
Stop lying you retard

>retard voice for the fat dude
based Kiara

>>3998253
weekly fun gameshow/tv segments.

Egg!

>>3998264
He was following Ame and is not anymore right after the block, also Ame unfollowed him, so..

Besides the obvious "your oshi duh", whose membership is most worth it? Least worth it?

>>3998262
I'd be very curious if HoloEN would evertalk about that, I have a feeling its higher then the JPs but I have nothing but my ass on that.

>>3998267
that's a weird combination what

>>3998195
By the refrigerator, friend

>>3998280
KFP are expanding their menu with more egg related items for a limited time! Buy now before we run out of he-I mean eggs to crack!

>"I mostly watched Kizuna Ai, if I'm being frank."

Who the fuck is Frank???

>>3998241
It gets a lot better if you have that teacher's mindset, where teaching people about subjects you love gets you happier than it frustrates you.

>>3998269
>Thinks Saints Row 3 is the best Saints Row game
Mori is dead to me.

>>3998164
>Management blocks ONE idea

>>3998257
Nothing main story related. She's just grinding this money making minigame. Also there's a new hashtag for people to make new weapons for her

CHICKEN ASS LOOKS TASTY

>>3998283
Nothing personal chumbud

>Oh nice chicken ass.
>So plump. Look at those thick chicken legs!
>Looks tasty. Perfect for oyakodon!

>>3998257
getting the hang of the management game

LOOKS TASTY

>>3998234
>>3998236
>>3998239
>>3998250
Those stats are based on the google accounts tied to the YT accounts right?
Given not every viewer is logged into their account, this would mean there are potentially even more girls watching a given stream that we aren't aware of.
There could be girls in this very thread, RIGHT NOW

>>3998306
Unironically your oshi, how the fuck am I supposed to know what you consider worth it?

>>3998100
Actually physically impossible
>>3998119
Just in general prevailing attitudes, opinions, sense of humor, levels of aggression, levels of bait.
And yes, all caps spam of certain things is also irritating.
I prefer a thread with the "tone" of a lot of HoloJP split threads in this board(aside from, off the top of my head, Miko's thread, and Polka's thread), but a lot of them are really slow, and obviously they're also dead outside of the actual streams of the holos
Sometimes these threads feel like a political rally, or maybe an afterparty for one.
>>3998122
Fine, bend over faggot

>>3998269
Thanks anon. Wasn't gonna dig through the entire thing.

Kiara?!

Kiara?

>>3998269
>Thinks Saints Row 3 is the best Saints Row game
Fucking terrible taste confirmed

>>3998253
It's a weekly gameshow thing

>>3998234
>>3998236
>>3998239
>>3998250
Uh ohhh, I drank too much dumbfuck juice. I thought she said 50%.

>Nice chicken ass
>Plump
>Perfect for oyakodon

WHY DO WOJAK POSTERS LOOK LIKE ACTUAL WOJAKS IRL
ARE THEY LITERALLY POSTING SELFIES??
THIS MAKES NO SENSE

>>3998253
Legend of Polka is Polka's variety show where she does various stuff like games, bringing on guests for activities, etc. The episode you linked is Polka trying to guess Hololive members from their sneezes.

>>3998297
Lying about what? You can check for yourself, you monkey. She was removed from his list right after the tweet, same for her list.

>>3998269
thanks, summarybeat, I was there and it looks generally accurate

>>3998269
Pretty cool, I've been listening to ID2 on a higher volume than Mori all morning so I missed out on the details

>>3998320
For real how do you pick the only one bad one when all the others are fucking great

>>3998306
All of these are worth it, I can vouch

>>3998283
what is that Tako under Gura looking at

>>3998056
The good kind I have a fetish though for growth on women. Even if they turn into a futanari. Though I don't like giantess

>>3998316
Reynolds...

Kiara you're making me blush...

I J**, I'm guessing since there's no freakout that the EN2 leak was a no go?

>>3998176
I'll try that at least.

>>3998269
>Has constant flashbacks to watching Brave Little Toaster as a kid

>>3998320
Well which one is the best? And don't fucking say four, that's a barely expanded DLC

>Ollie mostly watched Kizuna Ai and Kaguya Luna
>First Hololive Vtuber she watched was Sora.
>Matsuri was the one that got her into Hololive

>>3998306
In terms of raw value for your money, Ame's membership is more than worth it. She makes a members' only post every other day, and has frequent members streams.

>>3998297
>>3998264
Blocking someone forced both to unfollow. They're no longer following each other so I assume she did actually block him

>>3998363
4 was absolute dogshit

>>3998336
I assume they mean membership streams for the price of the membership
Kinda varies since some holos just dial it in for membership streams, while others fill up your notifications with community posts and sweetness

>>3998337
How about using other threads?

>>3998211
He's not as relevant as you think.

>>3998164
what are these fat tits on the bunny? this isnt noel

Proud of Kiara for making sure she has plenty of snacks with her

>>3998367

>I'm skipping some of the text from now on
Why even bother playing the game ...

>>3998306
Polka, seemingly. If the legends are real, she goes all out on the gfe.

buon giorno Kiara

>>3998389
Oh that's based then. Good job Ame.

>>3998376
stop posting your shitty reddit posts in here retard

>>3998336
I guess it's more a question of how well they use the membership paywall. If they regularly post membership-only community messages or if they don't release them publicly later or if a large proportion of their streams are member exclusive. Stuff like that.

>>3998269
>Fully aware she might be spending an hour laughing at how unfunny the memes are, hinted that the meme review is something of a gateway to more Coco collabs in the future
heh

>>3998329
It’s war then

>>3998397
Prison diet actually got some food into her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfLKpPlXKE0

SCing my oshi 2 refined metal

>>3998364
>ARS

>>3998363
1 is a shitty GTA ripoff and 2 has some good ideas but is made of jank and held together by ducttape. And four is just an expanded DLC with the new elements not really meshing well with the existing mechancis.

>>3998269
Thank you very much for this.

>>3998269
She seemed really, really excited at the prospect of going to the Holohouse, but did her usual thing of being passive and not wanting to intrude.

Is there a good way of making Coco aware of this? She'd make it happen if she knew.

>>3998383
2

>>3998190
UNO

>>3998306
Polka's will get you hours of cuddly, romantic ASMR and adorable member's posts.

>>3998306
Gura's is the most worth it since karaoke is her best content.

>>3998436
Wrong thread?

>>3998253
It's her weekly segment, they are pretty good and (you) should give them a try. Somehow they remind me of an old forgotten princess

>>3998383
Saints Row 2 is the best Saints Row game.
Saints Row 4 is the best Crackdown game.

>>3998364
>ARS
Are there any that aren't worth it at that price?

Suisei can sing "Skyfall" better than Gura

>>3998269
>Thinks Saints Row 3 is the best Saints Row game
Everyone is entitled to their opinion but hers is just wrong. Even 4 was better.

I know it's been said before but Kiara's got AMAZING mouth tracking.

>>3998306
>most worth it
Risu

>>3998436
....?

>>3998434
I'm sure she'll get some SC's about it.

>>3998434
Pretty much everyone who lives in Tokyo and has collabed with Coco, Kanata or Suisei gets invited to the Holohouse anon, it'll happen.

>>3998269
>IMMEDIATELY messaged Coco the moment they were given the all clear by management, Coco immediately came back and proposed meme review. Apparently everyone in EN has been REALLY looking forward to collabing with Coco for months.
So now that the restriction is off, can we be 100% sure that it was JP-side restrictions and not EN-imposed like retards have been saying for the last six months?
Also,
>there is a high, HIGH chance that Mori was shitposting with us during the 60 Minutes of Hate threads and/or the one who kept asking "post memes that you've made that are better than these" to catch up on shitposts she missed while working

>>3998394
slow, not enough comfy anonymous active conversation vibes

>>3998154
I think it still usually gets posted in the split.

>>3998306
Gura’s has been great, I can’t vouch for others

>Kiara drinking so much pineapple juice
Imagine...

>>3998396
Thats less than Kiara

>>3998389
>>3998408
What did I miss?

>>3998306
Shion's because she streams so rarely and half of her streams are members only

>>3998391
Whatever you say about 4, it's better than 3.

>>3998316
>he doesn't know

i just did my march reps and...
>16-year-old american artist who draws every character as a man uses their newfound audience to attempt to cancel larger japanese artist
yeah, that fits.

What's up with that niggers hair?

>>3998367
>Even if
You mean especially if, right? Female to futanari is the best fetish.

>I met a friend
>I can't tell you their name

Here we go.

FUUUUCK I WANTED TO ORDER MY DINNER BUT FUCKING KFP IS DOWN
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

https://kiarafriedphoenix.com/

>can't tell you their name
RUH ROH

>>3998364
>ARS
Kill yourself

>>3998337
But who are these "certain holos"?

>>3998446
Unironically a decent flip content maker

>>3998306
Having a membership with Polka is the wildest ride out there.

Just take care that she doesn't try and abduct you.

So the next few meme reviews are gonna be the EN's in rotation, right?

>apepe
>ape pepe
>ape peepee
>ape sex
It all comes together.

>>3998306
That depends on you how the fuck am I supposed to know.

>>3998316
He's covered wars you know.

>>3998467
this pretty much proves the rrat about it being 100% because of the chink spam in my eyes

>>3998477
Nothing, just a faggot getting blocked.

>>3998179
>grow a spine
Ok I've had this answer come up a few times, but actually thinking about it, how would this make things more fun for the person growing a spine?
Honestly at this point I'm more curious about this. It's like saying not reacting to something annoying makes it less annoying. But that's not really true ofc

How the fuck does Ollie have more than 3k viewers? Are there so many cucks in Hololive fanbase?

>>3998471
Well then I'm afraid you have no other option but leave or adapt my fren

>>3998465
Will comet take that reaper puss by force?

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1395784089924300805

>>3998507
Gura, Ina and Ame will never collab with that cancerous reddit dragon. fuck off

>>3998434
>but did her usual thing of being passive and not wanting to intrude.
I thought Mori was over her self-conscious collab autism?
>>3998477
>Gigguk tweets Do vtubers peepee and poopoo?
>Ame replies that she just blocked him

>>3998495
>Rebranding in process
>Password
WHAT THE FUCK

>>3998467
>the 60 Minutes of Hate threads
The what?

>>3998426
Is that art cropped or is that all there is to it

She watched the Karaoke.
Shes also UOH posting.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1395784089924300805

>>3998211
No, Ame was never going to collab or interact with those faggots in the first place. She blocked Cuntor or at least mentions of him in her chat when his fans were being annoying. Best solution for her.

>>3998038
I always blame them until recently, still you can denied SEAnigger is well known containment breacher.
Now I'm shifting towards Krautz, it's strange everytime I go to board with flags, Krautz always trying to stir up especially at sp and int, also one of the Krautz I know in sp is a fucking Wojack spammer.
Last night egg incident cemented my opinion about Krautz being notorious shitposter, kind of like leaf for pol.

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1395784089924300805

Susan, you made my oshi cry. Fuck off

>>3998253
PORUKA NO DENSETSU
It's a weekly variety show Polka started. This week she made a contest where she had to try and guess Hololive members based on sneeze audio isolated from their streams.

It's fucking great.

>>3998269
>Has constant flashbacks to watching Brave Little Toaster as a kid
My oshi...

>>3998467
Coco has confirmed that it was EN management that blocked the collabs, at least from her perspective. Of course, it's quite possible that the restriction was still decided in the main branch and EN management was just following guidelines.

>>3998038
Just lay low and act like you not from SEA. Get use to it.
t.Malay

>>3998525
It's like you want to get grudgeposted.

>>3998360
>Ninomae Ina'nis
Why...

>>3998245
I'm fine with the holos it's the culture of the thread I don't like

>>3998211
Then maybe don't repeat same shitty jokes, gigcuck.

>>3998529
Meme review.

>>3998402
Men I skip side quest dialogue sometimes. Just want the reward.....

I just hardboiled a couple of eggs and couldn't contain my laughter.
Eggman ruined me

KFC HATE!!!
BURGERKING IS THE STRONGEST!!!
MCDONALD IS THE HIGHEST!!!

>>3998519
>you can only watch someone stream if you have romantic feelings for them
ogey

>>3998367
See, now if Ina looked like THIS she might be my oshi.

>>3998519
She has a really charming personality.

>>3998539
>>3998531
>>3998523
UUUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3998523
>AMELIA WATCHED GURA SING ELECTRIC LOVE
>AMELIA WATCHED GURA SING ELECTRIC LOVE
>AMELIA WATCHED GURA SING ELECTRIC LOVE

>>3998552
try the other thread

>>3998269
Watched all but still saved for future reference, thanks for your time

>>3998211
why? it's just a performance, banter.

I miss Ame...

>>3998529
Have you never been here during Meme Review?

AME MENTION

>>3998523
>>3998539
>>3998531
T o T

>>3998360
Ina...

>>3998493
begone faggot

>>3998523
THEY ARE

>>3997604
>>3998295
>>3998519
You're really going on and on about Ollie and cucks.

>>3998536
I have a crazy idea
What if instead of finding a new scapegoat you just realize that there are idiots everywhere on the planet

>>3998531
It's just a crying emoji, anon. She's just expressing her disappointment in not being able to hear Gura sing the full song.

>>3998434
>Coco
>Kanatan
>Suityan
It's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of WHEN.

>>3998436
I'll never eat at a buffet place ever again

>>3998517
not reacting to something annoying may not make that thing inherently less annoying, but it sure as hell makes you less annoyed

>>3998531
>Ame watched all the AME MENTION

>>3998552
Such as?

>>3998517
A lot of the annoyance comes from your own reaction to an event.
If you grow a spine about it, it doesn't mean "suck it up, buttercup" so much as it means "don't let stupid shit get to you and it won't annoy you as much."
It doesn't make it more enjoyable, but it makes it less upsetting, and since you seem to be upset by whatever threads you're talking about, that's a solution.

>>3998337
i dont particularly enjoy certain times as well. do like me and leave the thread open while playing games and check from time to time if it's close to getting archived. speed-scroll through it to look for anything interested and go on to the next one until the thread quality has "improved"

>>3998450
To Nobuhime

>>3998565
Anon, some people here do believe Holos are their girlfriends, it's that bad

>>3998574
same here brother. I can't wait to hear her voice again

>>3998367
>Even if they turn into a futanari
>Though I don't like giantess
How is it even possible to be this much of a faggot?

>>3998269
>Didn't mince words about the Country Roads collab,
can I get a timestamp of this please?

>>3998575
Oh, I just wasn't expecting someone to call it that.

Have people not realized about holoalt being a gacha game advertisement? Game probably wont be done for a couple years but goddamn.

>>3998517
Not reacting to shitposting niggers is the answer, personally I love to read them try and succeed at riling idiots up. Just read things as the text they are. it's hard to explain

>>3998562
Why are people even sperging out about this? It's KFC ES, it's as irrelevant as Holo ID

>>3998597
If Ame isn't in love with Gura right now she will be by the time they off-collab with all these serenades Gura dedicates to her.

Abusing Watame!

AME MENTION IN OLLIE STREAM

https://twitter.com/Acefishy/status/1395783747723694081
thoughts?

>>3998569
Good one

>>3998195
Right here ayamefriend! Watching the mori VOD because I JWU.

>>3998565
There are unironically people here who think chuubas are their girlfriends (which they share with thousands of other men and that's ogey with them for some reason)

>>3998620
I fully expect it to be a gacha, but it's fun to pretend.

>>3998589
cope

>Ollie wants to play Valorant with someone
>Chat tells her Ame has played it
>Ollie is going to ask her to play
>Says Ame is really sweet and kind
Ollie love!

>>3998618
Are you retarded or blind, chama?

EN duo collab gaps

Mori/Ame: 131 days
Ina/Kiara: 127 days
Kiara/Ame: 79 days
Kiara/Gura: 76 days
Ame/Ina: 29 days
Gura/Ina: 17 days
>FULL EN COLLAB: 13 days (May 25)
Mori/Kiara: 10 days
Mori/Ina: 10 days
Gura/Ame: 6 days
Mori/Gura: 5 days

Mori... Ame...

>>3998523
>>3998531
>>3998539
SUSAN HATE

>>3998606
But Kiara is my girlfriend...?

>>3998620
>>3998636
HoloAlt includes multiple projects.
Not just a possible game.

>>3998267
>D4DJ EN
of all the places I get to find out about this

>>3998626
First off
>People
Secondly they are autistic even by bugmen standarsd, what do you think?

>>3998367
>>3998615
Sizechads rise up

Kiara will have the exact same reaction as Coco but for Nanba kek

Mama Shark has been getting almost as many mentions as Dante, she’s inclining! Such a change from just a month ago where she still hardly talked about her family

>>3998519
cuck kuk cock suck my cock fag

>>3998644
GO TAKOTORI GO

>>3998493
Yea, I guess I should of said especially. Grammar mistake on my part

Ollie wants to talk to Ame about Valorant, possibly play it with her.

>>3998646
My condolences

>>3998620
HoloAlt may have a gacha game in it eventually, but that doesn't mean HoloAlt is just a gacha

>>3998644
Ahhhh I still can't wait for the eventual Kiara/Ina/Gura cats watchalong

>>3998637
Sure, as long as you seethe and dilate.

>>3998634
Stop using Shion's picture to spread hate about someone please.

Think Gura, THINK!

https://twitter.com/Acefishy/status/1395783747723694081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlWzoRvVlZg

>>3998615
>>3998581
Got something repressed you need to deal with? Or do you still care about labelling sexuality?

>>3998639
Ollie is like the little sister of Hololive.

>>3998523
>>3998531
>>3998539
>Ame watched gura pretty much confessing for her

>>3998669
Cats soon, it won't last.

>>3998606
Why wouldn't I believe it if it's the truth? She even allowed me to tell my parents that.

>>3998620
its a lotta things advertisement you goof

>>3998644
GO RAINFOREST GO

>>3998644
Cats can't come soon enough

>>3998635
>which they share with thousands of other men
and that's where their real mental gymnastics happen considering they go on and on about cucks and whatnot.

>>3998670
God, no, please. Ollie is fucking up everything she touches

>>3998628
t. her father

>>3998504
$5? I'm looking to add 3 more, probably Ame, Kiara, and Anya. Have Reine, Ollie, Ina and Gura.

>>3998686
Yeah, the really fucking annoying kind that never shuts up and never stops fucking crying when she doesn't get her way.

>>3998689
Is it a takotori collab if they end up bringing gura along?

>>3998565
do you not visit these threads or something? a significant portion of people here TEAMATES unironically consider their oshi to be their actual gf TEAMATES. every fanbase has parasocial relationship delusion, it's just not discussed as often for some of the girls

>>3998628
tenderizing watame!

>>3998211
Is TT in any way deeply affiliated with Kadokawa? I don't get what you mean by this.

>>3998702
neck yourself samefagging retard

>>3998606
But pic related IS my girlfriend. She wouldn't be kissing me otherwise.

>>3998635
Those are the ones you can be sure are new, because everyone had that conversation in November/December and worked out the difference between going full schizo and assuming they're your own gf, and the parasocial aspect of "it's fun to fill the roles for a while but you gotta accept that and use it as motivation for reps more than anything."

>>3998702
What do you mean? Her collabs with Ame have been cute.

>>3998403
>>3998306
Heres a quick rundown
>starts members asmr talking about her thoughts and ideas of the day feels like a gf lying next to you in bed
>slowly builds up to nibbling your ears and loving you
>members community posts full of her scrapped ideas, a diary entry, mentioning her mom watching her
>fully believes she and members are codependent in their parasocial relationship
>asks if you feel codependent in return
>co-sleeping stream where you listen to her sleeptalking and soft breathing
>cute close up pictures of her live2d and 3d model
t. member for 6 months and 25 days

>>3998636
>>3998674
>>3998692

Reminder that rolling on the gacha will support your selected oshi. If you dont roll on the gacha you aren't a real fan.

Weird question but has any Hololive member played any of the wolfenstein games?

>>3998690
Why would you trust someone with a bowl on their head

>>3998671
>should of

>>3998670
And their collab with Roboco will straighten them out.

>>3998644
>Ina/Kiara: 127 days
>Kiara/Ame: 79 days
>Kiara/Gura: 76 days
U-unity...

posting during work hours to say I love Kiara

>>3998615
Giantess/growth to giantess just seems bland. most of the time the backgrounds can get pretty plain. It just feels like normal images at that point

>cuckposters latching onto Zombie now
How the fuck did this even happen?

>>3998702
Name a single thing Ollie has done wrong on stream

> 3k
keep going like that kfp and you might get to one of Inas bad day.

Does Ichiban ever get to put his willard in a girls fanner or is he a perma virgin like Kiryu?

>>3998628
Me on the left.

>>3998751
Dont worry, she has vshojo collabs planned.

>>3998584
didnt >we establish back in fucking february that being a SEAnigger isnt a nationality, it's a state of mind?

https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1395785710196596739
Auntie's heat beat...

>>3998211
>>3998389
Not gonna bother digging it up, but I said it when this fist came out that if this was confirmed that she had done this I would watch her next stream and maybe drop a decent SC.
So what's on her schedule that looks appealing Teammates? Basically a first time viewer, I think I watched her Halloween watchalong way back when. But that was the last one. Ironically the only EN I've watched a full stream of. Something comfy but I don't want too much GFE from whatever it is because I understand the nuance of their speech too much to not feel like the GFE is fake and that ruins it for me
I can't promise I'll stick around afterwards but I'll keep my fucking word. I want to encourage this as much as I can.

>>3998644
GO MORIAME GO

>>3998742
>Supacha
>Membership
>Merch
>Music
>Soon to be gacha
Hololive will suck out all my money with a very, very cute straw

>>3998717
Is Gura confirmed to be joining them?
I hadn't heard either of them mention that, so I assumed it was just people making things up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alO4hTErWZA

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3998627
Do girls actually like being sung to?