/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I THINK GURA
Therefore I am...

I love my wife so much!!

Sexy shork

Gura cute Gura cute!

oh nyo

>>40241357
i love her thighs.

i just want to hug her and tell her that everything is going to be okay.

If Gura graduates, are there no more lolis in HoloEN?
Who would you redesign to keep the pedophiles from leaving holoEN in masses?

I keep looking at the signature buds

>>40241567
what does it smell like?

>>40241592
im too scared to take it out of the envelope yet

>>40241557
noone, just make EN3 all lolis.

>>40241567
Treasure it. I know I would, IF I HAD ONE.

Geekjack-sama....where's my Dino Gura? It still says unfulfilled in my orders page!

>>40241652
Just keep an eye out and you might see one pop up from time to time

>>40241647
sorry en3 will be linked with tempus, hopefully JP7 will be all lolis

Dino

why are you still posting on a dead general?

Gurass

I held the postcard and stared at it, and thought about how the ink was raised off the surface in the same way it would be if I took a marker and wrote on it, because that's what she did when she touched the card with her own real hands before it was shipped around the world and back to get to me. Then I put it in the closet where it will likely forever stay.

>>40241836
rubrubrubrubrub
>>40241912
Smell check

hentai san desu neee~

I'm going to bed, goodnight chumbies

>>40242048
Brat

>>40242115
sleep well gamer

>>40241937
i'd be rubbing my dick all over it, and rubbing my fingers all over the card, picking up the essence, and then shove my fingers into my mouth and asshole, so I can meld with her. Fuse with her. Be one with her. The limited merch was wasted on you faggots, won't even use it correctly.

I want to fap to the most adult looking Gura today. Send pics.

Step aside pedos, I want an adult.

>>40242241
dozo

>>40242389
I'm gonna vacuum that belly

>>40242241
I got you senpai

>>40242048
Rape

>>40242413
she just wants hickies on her belly.

>>40242048
saved

>>40242241

i worry that Gura would be sad that she can't stream, sad that she couldn't share christmas and new years with us, sad that she couldn't go to japan. I'm glad she gets to have some fun with the MK tournament at least.

>>40241052
Was she really that excited for the holiday season? I don't remember her mentioning any plans for Christmas, aside from spending it with family I guess.

>>40243052
Shark dreams

>>40243052
Oyasame

Reminder she won't stream on Valentine's day.

imagine gura resting her head on your lap, sleeping. She's so warm and comfy, and so small. Her hair so soft, and if you're quiet, you can hear her softly breathing.

>>40243165
Imagine not being cringe as a motherfuck

>>40243206
the fucks your problem faggot? what are you fuckin gay or some shit? kill yourself.

I'm just disappointed in her.

>>40243165
everyday bud

If it will make her happy, she should live the life without us that she wants.

>>40243165
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>40243298
fag

>>40243309
It's clearly what she wants, anon.

Goomber

I feel like I understand nakiri-gumi a bit now, and I don't mean that in a 'gura is shit am I right my fellow chumbuds' way like it's usually used as. In some other places I hang out in, not vtuber centric but just some other places with people that also happen to watch, as soon as that tweet went out it was a universal of course she's not streaming lolololol. Seeing it in a place like this is one thing since I expect it, seeing it outside of here is alot more annoying.

>>40243270
would just watch her for hours, stroking her head, probably end up with a drool stain in my lap. Maybe carry her up to the bedroom, carefully place her in bed, and quietly snuggle up behind her and just spoon her tiny body until i fall asleep.

You spotted a girl sitting alone in the hospital sobbing while she was reading the comments section of the last Gawr Gura stream.
What will you do?

>>40243473
use her tears as lube.

>>40243206
literal homosexual esl

imagine writing passive-aggressive paragraphs on cooldown lmao. you either a woman or a tranny

>>40243298
I sometimes do wonder what would happen if she were to drop it all and return to a life of normalcy, To a life before Hololive, before her internet stardom, and just go off to make her life somewhere else. Somewhere that doesn't involve idols, or any kind of fandom, where she can just be another face in the crowd, completely anonymous and unbeknownst to anyone around her.

Would that be the best outcome in the end? Maybe I'm just overthinking it.

>>40243259
What the fuck are you dissapointed in, exactly? Go away, I'm tired of you retards. Simultaneously parasocial and hateful of Gura, what a weird combo.

>>40243599
nah her life now is better. There is no hell worse than being a faceless wagie fated to die alone.

>>40243550
There are no women in /vt/, it's either men or trannies. Look at tranny hooper, he quickly jumped ship and is now a paypig for the jew loli ghost.

Sex with a fembud.

Sex

>>40243649
a tranny and a race traitor, color me surprised. Alll that left to suck kike cock and support that israeli company are faggots. Might as well murder palestinian babies with your own hands.

>>40243656
Here are your (((fem)))buds:
>>40243298
>>40243259
>>40243128
>>40243069

>>40243649
>there is no women in /cgl/ 2.0
oh you sweet summer child

>>40243732
I'm not familiar with other threads.

>>40243765
>threads
holy shit go back

i want to dom her until she calls me daddy and fuck her until she has multiple screaming orgasms

>>40243782
What? What the hell is a /cgl/ 2.0 then? I honestly don't know what are you referencing.

>>40243423
Yeah, and I'm sure that the reason why Gura doesn't stream is the same reason why Ayame doesn't stream, right?

>>40243765
Well that's one way to out yourself kek

>>40243822
newfagchama...

>>40243473
I'd tell her that instead of reading those awful comments, she could have been talking to her loving fans, but she chose not to.
And then I'd tell her those awful comments are probably right because of that.

>>40243838
who gives a flying fuck about other shit. I watch vtubers, I watch gura. I couldn't give a rats ass about other fuckin boards n shit. Only boards i've ever been to is /l/ and /vt/, everything else can suck a dick.

>>40243599
But she is just another face in the crowd. That's one of the perks of being a vtuber. (there'll always be a few doxfags though)

>>40243599
I think maybe that's always been what she's wanted. She feels resentful towards us that she has to deal with her fans until she can accrue enough money to escape all this. We're a by-product of her being an idol and she wishes she could be one without having to see us.

>>40243892

>>40243966
well i can't unsee what other doxxfags have posted in these threads, i can't unsee her face, even though i never sought it out. Does that make me a doxxfag?

>>40243892
Shity anon being mean to my wife. Correction is needed!

>>40243831
>>40243838
Yeah, i will stay a newfag if i'm not taught some obscure board knowledge, just tell me already or fuck off trannies.

>>40243720
Anon... please tell me you're joking.
You realize Gura is half, right?

>>40243473
Mating press until security manages to pull me away from her.

>>40243967
now that's some fucking bullshit. Dross, absolute trollop.

Great, we're doing the "Gura hates her fans" thing again huh?

>>40243997
No but feeling the need to talk about it does

>>40244014
>He can be pulled away

Weakbud....

>>40243722
All me.

>>40243473
Mating press

>>40244014
Cock still flopping around dripping cum everywhere

>>40244083
>everywhere
*On Gura

>>40244011
half what? Halfway to being my wife.

>>40244040
We stopped?

>>40243997
No? I wasn't trying to imply that.

Whens the mario kar tourney I need to record every blue shell she inhales

>>40244114
>Halfway to being this anon's wife while she's already my daughterwife
Ngmi

>>40244027
I feel bad for you that you can't tell what she wants.

>>40244014
I wish there was more Gura mating press connection porn in these trying times…,

>>40244155
>nice thick tail
i wasn't going to goom today, but...

>>40244205
There is? I haven't found any myself.

>>40244133
I want to stuff a blue shell in Gura's butt hole so bad...

>>40244195
she wants me. And she can have it.

>>40243720
You're making it sound like a good thing. Stop it.

>>40244207
Oh nyo

>>40244244
my post

>>40244244
>>40244258
I made these posts

I hate most of you, but when it comes out that Gura betrayed us, I'm still going to feel sorry for you.

mating press is a shitass meme. Imagine wanking to a picture and 50% of it is a man's anus

>>40243599
only on /vt/ will people philosophy post about how it would better to be a wagie at Starbucks than a streamer who makes 4 million USD a year dealing with 4,000 schizos

>>40244317
Not my post, Im a heterosexual not a tranny

>>40244319
>missing the point of what makes the position hot

>>40244205
I need an artwork of Gura in mating press position to print it out life-size and use with my onahole.

>>40244317
k

>>40244317
I still love you, chu

chumbuds are so mindbroken they're trying to turn the rabbit into the shark
https://youtu.be/TVnxJ-fsGkM

>>40244319
>not having the mental capacity to self insert.
you rode the short bus to school didn't you. Maybe not being able to self insert is some autism thing or some shit. So fucking tired of people with autism. Bring back asylums in my opinion.

>>40244381
Pekoras a chumbud?

>>40244317
Cute anime girls like Gura don’t partake in 3D girl stuff.

>>40244389
You want to insert yourself into a man's anus? Faggot

>>40244457

I am The Chumbud.

>>40244410
pekora is a closet lolicon, she would roleplay harfcore DDLG too

>>40244457
says the faggot that doesn't want to mating press Gura. You do you champ, just don't catch the monkeypox and spread it to some poor puppy k?

>>40244469
This Capitalization Could You Be....?

Cutfags really like to stare at other guy's anuses huh. No wonder you are gura's least favorite type of dick.

Do you think Gura would like dragon cunny?

>>40244530
i'd never let a kike near my dick. Gura likes to roll my foreskin between her teeth.

>>40244545
Gura loves every cunny

>>40244530
it’s not my fucking fault my parents mutilated me, keep this shit out of /ggg/ I come here to unwind

>>40244469
Base chumbuds are weak, i have evolved to the greatest chumbud species. The cumbud.

>>40244578
think about whose fault it actually is, which group of people are to blame. When you know who to blame, the world makes a hell of a lot more sense. But you're right, lets unwind to some Gura lewds.

>>40244601
You may be The cumbud, but I am The Cumbud.

>>40244561
Put your foreskin right here cumbud, she will cut it off for ya.

>>40244333
As a Starbucks employee, you at least get the peace of mind knowing that you aren't emotionally manipulating the loneliest and most vulnerable people into loving you while not giving a single shit about them. You don't have to internally justify taking advantage of your customers because you never have to lie to them and tell them you love them when you don't.

>>40244657
i'd let her do whatever the hell she wants to do with it. Fry it up with some mashed potatoes if that's what she wants.

>>40244675
fembud post tits

>>40244675
Your boobies, present them

>>40244675
Fembud let me have seggs with you

>>40244646
you guys may be cumbuds, but I am The CUMbud.

>>40244645
>the world makes a hell of a lot more sense.
Really giving away your desire to simplify a world you feel incapable of contending with by creating an evil other responsible for all you disagree with

>>40244675
if we're so lonely and vulnerable, why won't you fuck us? Or even a hug would do.

>>40244725
Holy shit...

>>40244725
Ummmm sir what are you doing to my daughter?

>>40244749
if only my worldview was that simple, rather than formed from 30 years of life experiences that all point to one simple truth. And that truth is... Je-... Gura is Cute!

>>40244530
I just realized this was this asshole's attempt at doxxfagging.

>>40244813
helping her with her loower back problems, she gets stiff from all that streaming. What, did you think we were...

>>40244675
that’s a lot of words to say you disapprove of two consenting adults making a transaction

>>40244909
you know, i'd like to make a transaction.

>>40244846
I thought you were using some sort of new age hip spanking method on her. If you're just helping her lower back carry on.

>>40244909
And that's a lot of words to call Gura a whore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QPIaKu7hjo&t=5350s

Is Gura sad that she's not in Nippon with everyone?

>>40244966
I think that what Gura does resembles sex work, yes

Do other chuubas get called whores when they go on announced breaks?

>>40244992
why'd she say farm?

>>40245015
It wouldn't if she actually loved us.

ANONS, I MIS GAWR BAWRBUMBUS. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS SUDDEN IMPULSE CAME FROM BUT I MISS GAWRGUMBUS BAWRBUMBUS.

Okay, I let it all out. Have a great night!

I wish that Gura was in Nihon with everyone

Gura loves me.

>>40245029
why indeed...

If Gura was pissing in my mouth, I wouldn't mind if she let out a fart too. I want to inhale her farts through a bong filled with her piss. Also if Gura did a shit on your chest, would you want to eat it before or after she pisses on it?

>>40245089
she farming a big farm or something? You'll have to explain it to me bro.

>>40244725
I want to hold a shark like this

>>40245029
yeah... "farm"...
I guess we'll never know.

>>40245172
and you just know her tiny waist would fit in your hands like that too. Nothing hotter than a girl backing up into you like that.

>>40245189
yeah i'm not picking up what you're putting down champ. Can't put my finger on it. You've lost me. Anyway, I'm gonna go jerk it to my wife.

it's over bros... I'm moving on

>>40245241
yeah moving on to men.

soon it'll just be Gura and I

>>40245241
one less contestant in the thunderdome

>>40245267
unironically
saw uyu's new outfit today and head a clarity moment regarding efforts and potential

can only hope the other 4 don't follow suit

Why is gura not streaming? why the fuck is she on that tournment if she has health issues?

The only purpose of the Hololive mario kart tournament is to produce stream content. If a participant isn't streaming it, isn't going to be in any voice calls during it, and isn't even promoting it through their social media, why the fuck are they there?

(no streaming)

hi discord

Gura going on hiatus may suck, but at least she didn’t fucking rug me like Kanye did after I told all my boomer coworkers he was my favorite musician because I thought it was a normalfag thing to say

I unironically wish someone would explain the timestamp.

>>40245503
What timestamp?

>>40245205
I think I'm going to goom thinking hard about it. Need more waist grabbing art like this for Gura now.

>>40245445
You deserve it for supporting those people.

Gura peaked at Holorust season 2. You can't convince me otherwise.

>>40245368
Who?

>>40245236
I don't know what's worse, the fact that she said it, or the fact that she got away with it.

>>40245629
are you the anti fruit schizo is this why you hate farms?

>>40245651
>>40245629
I think she was dogwhistling those of us who knew. She really wanted to hurt us.

>>40245720
>>40245651
>>40245629
>>40245236
I dont get it

I am rewatching the ame same karaoke off collab and depressed that it didn't happen again this time.

>>40245729
>>40245720
It was the same stream she said she beat power wash off stream co-op too. After she said it, she kept walking back and forth on the glass bridge doing nothing for 10 minutes, unable to focus while glancing down at chat a lot. She wanted to see how upset everyone was. She wanted to hurt us.

>>40245795
what the fuck is everyone on about what farm?

i fucking miss gura so much....

holy samefagging, troon

jesus christ replying to yourself this blatantly should be an auto ban

>>40245795
You fucked up, you're going too hard now. Better luck next time.

i think it's an actual schizo though

>Another boring timeloop
Yawn

>>40245879
But she doesn't miss you at all...

>>40244725
thank you for saving this thread

I dunno anon I liked onimai's ED

>>40244836
Literally how

>>40245606
“Fucking bitch” was great

>>40245779
My onahole is overheating, what do I do?

>>40246002
risk it
actually don't please be safe. abstain today if you need to

i miss my wife

>>40245606
It really wasn't that great. And most of the interesting stuff either happened off stream or wasn't on her channel.

Gura could be a replaced with a bot in the tournament and it would make zero functional difference.

>>40246002
Let me have a go at it.

>>40246054
No backseating streamsnipers to ruin the fun

>>40246038
Here, use mine

>>40245916
Go back and watch it. Go watch her panic and mindlessly walk back and forth across the glass bridge for 10 minutes doing nothing but trying to get her thoughts together. She walked the same 12 blocks back and forth for ten minutes while everyone else was doing shit. She was so panicked she couldn't concentrate. It's really obvious if you watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QPIaKu7hjo&t=16020

>>40246098
Trying too hard

>>40246098
ramao, faggot

>>40246098
ok i dislike gura but that's literally what talking to someone while online looks like.
get friends bro

My dino plushies arrived and they're even cuter than I imagined
I just want to hold and stare at them

>>40246098
You know I kept asking what farm meant in this context because I thought it was a cock joke seeing as ram ranch exists and there was a BIG before it, but no you of course its that you woman

>>40246145
rub

>>40246090
Bless you

>>40246098
>>40246140
Fag even got the threadshitters shitting on him

>>40246158
>but no you of course its that you woman
???

>>40246201
>its not a cock joke

>>40245606
Gura peaked in Spring 2021 with frequent members streams that culminated in the 3Dio ASMR stream followed by her heartfelt birthday stream and the debut of Reflect. Since then her stream output has continuously declined, she hasn't put out another original song, she sandbagged ASMR content, and she no longer seems as emotionally close to her fans.

>but no you of course its that you woman
anon...

>>40246242
My esl is my manifested anger that it wasnt a cock joke deal with it

We get the lamest schizos and threadshitters I swear.

>>40246237
I've been saying that since last year. I've always said that something changed last year during her July break when she came back with Chubi.

>>40246276
>I've always said that
No anon that was me im the july schizo

>>40246250
Maybe you should work on your hearing as well, because she didn't even say "farm".

>>40246098
Alright, so which is it? Was she savoring the irritation she caused us by letting us know she played a ton of powerwash off stream rather than onstream when we had so much fun with the stream we got and were waiting for more, or was she panicking and locking up out of stress because she let us know on accident while chatting about it with Kronii? How are your shitposts already in opposition? You're really bad at this.

>>40246272
we put in the same effort gura does

good legs

I wonder how long /ggg/ could continue to exist without a Gura stream. would people still be in here in three months?

>>40246276
she broke up with her boyfriend then

here’s the scenario:
>gura is a paid professional
>she does cute things while VTubing
>she has a real life outside of that
>she probably has a boyfriend
>she probably has sex with him every single day
>she probably slurps on his cock and swallows
>she then gets fucked into repeated cumming submission
>your waifu is a slut
>why are you still reading this
sound about right?

>>40246334
ye /ksg/ still exists

>>40246334
/wah/ managed to survive 2.5 months, i don't see how we are't gonna survive.

>>40246345
>She probably slurps on his cock and swallows
Yeah Im that cock

>>40246272
It's the same rrats always, moom and fauna get the better schizos for some reazon.

>>40246295
You're the one that wrote paragraphs about how her content changed after she got back from that break in July 2021 because she stopped doing all intimate streams like watchalongs and all other streams that were non-gaming? You're the one that made that giant list of her members streams 6 months before and after that break and proved that her content changed by comparing them?

>>40246392
Yeah all me you want my autograph?

>>40246345
You forgot the part where she's a millionaire and still makes $40k/month off of memberships even if she does literally nothing for them.

Gura stream ktkr

>>40246417
day one sharkside reporting in

>>40246417
I think it's more than 40k a month desu

>>40246409
Hmmm. Something tells me you're lying, anon. I get the strange feeling you are in fact not the anon that did those things. The anon that did those things was probably a lot cooler than you and probably a lot better looking too.

>>40246480
I cant be better looking than me because I am me the original july schizo I saw this shit happening first

Remember that one time in a Luigi's Mansion stream where Gura talked about watching a movie and ended up crying while watching it despite it apparently being a comedy, yet when chat naturally asked what the movie was she suddenly got weirdly evasive which led people to suspect it was a romantic comedy that she watched with someone else? Haha I remember that. Do you also remember when Gura casually mentioned that she had watched the other episodes of the Blue Planet documentary despite saying she wanted to watch them as part of a watchalong? I do. Do you also remember how Gura mentioned being excited to play It Takes Two on stream yet when it finally got released not only did she not play it on stream but she never once mentioned even looking into playing it, despite it seeming like a perfect fit after the previous game by that developer she played with Ame? I do haha.

>>40246490
He wasn't a schizo, anon. He was right. In fact, he's always right. It's painful how right he always is. The only thing he's unsure of is if he can trust Gura or not. He told me this latest break is not filling him with confidence.

>>40246601
anon wheres your cute gura picture

Remember when the threadshitter learned how to change up his writing style?

I love her more than anything!

>>40246618
I call myself the july schizo because I was fucking right and it was a joke to see everyone denying it this long and only getting upset at it now when we had a fucking year to cheer her up

>>40246601
She played It takes two... just not on stream.
We know because we saw that she was playing it.

Remember when Gura touched her little lady bits?

why all the cuckposting today?

>>40246601
Is that before or after the Luigi's mansion stream she canceled to go play Valheim?

>>40246665
They're just feeling extra cucky today I guess, I don't know. Why do they do this at all ever? It is a mystery.

>>40246665
skill issue

>>40246665
MK tweet drama flopped so they regressed to old shit despite their cuckpost subject being online consistently the past few weeks.

>>40246665
you know the cycle. its his last resort, as usual

>>40246601
I don't remember a lot of those, but I do remember when she said she felt really bad about repeatedly kicking the duvet off the bed even though no one else was there. Weird.

Look at all that samefagging

I'm glad she's participating in the tournament at all, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit disappointed she won't be streaming it at all. We'll at least get to hear her discord compressed voice, right?

>>40246783
She'll be muted anon

>>40246783
Did you watch the previous tournament? Was there discord chat in that one?

>>40246665
I just want someone to explain the timestamp to me...

>>40246783
I don't know man, probably? im not even sure im gonna watch it. Like i can't understand JP and ID voices are way too annoying for me i have nobody to watch.

>ARE YOU UPSET YET CHUMKEKS?? Please I need this ;_;
This is all I ever see.

>>40246764
Because her mom got it for her and she felt bad about it going on the floor and getting dirty. Not really that hard to figure out. The only incident I'm actually still a bit upset about is her cancelling a stream to play Valheim. It's fine that she has friends she plays games with, but cancelling a stream for it was not right. I know we shouldn't even know about that, but it still stings a bit.

>>40246783
No. There is no discord during the Mario Kart tournament. Someone else could play for her and we won't ever know.

>Shit nobody fell for my bait!
>Quick! i have to start larping as a chumbud!

>>40246783
What are you talking about? What voice chat?

He's right you're all getting cucked because she's already married to me

>>40246935
Ah, right. Well, I'm not sure if I even want to watch it then...

>>40246946
my post right here

>>40246764
How does a small girl kick a large duvet made for 2 people off the bed while one other person is snuggling it?

I hope she either loses first round so I don't have to think about it anymore, or that she wins the entire thing and is forced to participate being interviewed as the winner.

>>40246983
I mean technically Gura is at least a demi god if Poseidon is her dad.

>>40246983
That's a fair point, but also small girls get colder much much easier.

>>40247030
Idk man, a lot of Zues's children are useless as fuck what makes Poseidon's any better?

why does it matter if Gura has a bf? you guys aren’t actually in love with her right? I thought that was a joke

Well, no point in just continuing to spiral downwards here. Despite my disappointment in the moment, I've actually be doing pretty good overall during her break. I've been doing a lot of things that I'd been putting off and making some good progress in improving my life. I'll just keep focusing on doing so while I continue to wait. I really hope she comes back full of energy and affection.

>>40246892
In the US, we don't live in mud huts with dirt floors, anon. If the duvet touched the ground, it's not going to get dirty.

>>40247096
>I really hope she comes back full of energy and affection.
She will, but not for us.

>>40246892
How many times are you going to samefag? This was already proven false, get better material. If I'm gonna have thread shitters, atleast make me angry or sad, or somthing. Apply yourself, or get a life.

>>40247074
You must be really new if you think it's a joke. I did when I first got here, until I realized I actually had become one of the people in love with her...

>>40247018
I want her to win and not get interviewed.

>>40247054
For one, she lived in Atlantis and probably had some training for her abilities, for another she can at least control water to the point that she can make a trident from it.

>>40247143
The duvet or canceling the stream?
Because the latter definitely happened and is the reason why she privated her account, retard.

>>40247143
I literally haven't been here for days until just a few minutes a go. Not everyone you don't like is the same person. If it's been disproved, that's great, show me.

>>40247074
I literally fell in love with her.
Oops.

>>40247150
I care about Gura but I don’t think I’m in love with her

>>40247191
It wasn't disproved. It's the opposite.
What happened was this retarded SEA anon keeps insisting that chumjoker said he made everything up and faked all his screenshots because one anon said he did a year after he stopped posting.

>>40246857
She forgot she was streaming for a split second and made a joke about Barb having a large penis among friends who know who Barb is because they all obviously talk about their bfs off-stream.

>>40247150
I love her too bud. I hope you are keeping up on your reps.

>>40247074
I wish I wasn't in love with her.

>>40247228
There wasn't any proof in the screen shots, but of corse you'd have to actually get info outside of shit post to know that, newfag.

>>40247239
I was hoping for an explanation that wouldn't hurt me.

>>40247240
I've been using this break as an opportunity to get a lot of stuff done I should have a while ago; so yes, I'd say I'm doing just that.

>>40247074
Daughter experience for me so it doesn't matter to me personally if she does but the moment it comes onto the stream she's dropped, same with homo collabs.
I like the streams being a nice an escape from reality.

>>40247239
So in this scenario she casually refers to her boyfriend in private conversations by using his online screen name?

>>40247323
you aren’t allowed to post sober takes here

>>40247294
He took thousands of screen shots and uploaded them to a mega.
He regularly uploaded them here all the time. I personally checked to make sure he was telling the truth on several occasions and he always was. You can claim whatever you want about the implications of the contents of the screenshots, but claiming they're fake when everyone who was here back then knows they weren't is fucking pathetic.

>>40247334
Yeah, it really doesn't make any sense. And it's hard to tell exactly what she's even saying. Gura says weird, random, sometimes unintelligible stuff all the time.

>>40247367
Are these screen shots with us in this room right now? How do they make you feel?

>>40247391
They're in the archive. You can search back in June when she changed discord names.

>>40247334
When in an online discussion, it's normal to refer to people by their online handles. Especially for young people. And especially when your relationship is still primarily over the internet.

Yuros... seabuds... can you not shit the thread for one day?

>>40247367
Yeah, it's sad how some chumbuds are just as out of touch with reality as the shitposters. Very few people with actual sane takes on anything here.

>>40247374
Not from here are you guys joking, or is this real, what timestamp?

>>40247459
>>40244992

>>40247439
Lol dude, you need to try harder.

amesame schizo where you at

Seems like a bad time to post this but the baby shrimps are hatching soon!

What's the endgame here? Why so obsessed with chumbuds?
All these people ever manage to accomplish is confuse me.

>>40247582
anon thats not a baby thats a fat fuck

>>40247582
Yeah, I'm the father

>>40247582
Quit posting pictures of me!
That's pretty cool anon.

>>40247487
Is this supposed to be retarded? Are you retarded.

Remember when we had the good schizos, were the fuck is chumbat when you need him?

>>40247615
newfag

>>40247638
Heroes take up the call when noone else will, be your rolemodel schizo

>>40247593
It's just ex-chumbuds who feel deeply wronged by Gura. Personally she was the first person I've ever really loved so after finding out about everything I bare a deep grudge against both her and all the retarded yes-men here who were eager to pool the wool over my eyes and eyes of others.

I know this is supposed to be funny, but seriously, a lot of you are retarded if you don't know who barb is

>>40247593
What, you never seen a bunch of kids sketching up a graffiti on a wall of an old school then pat each others' back like they just 'owned' the system, even tho all they just did is making the janitor's life hell? It's like that

alright, I've wasted enough time here. oyasame

>>40247644
How so? When was this a joke?

>>40247582
Really looks just like me.

>>40247686
>calls others retards
>claims to love someone but doesnt even believe them
kek

gura cute!

>>40247665
This and people shopping Mori's pog emote onto everything was some of the funnest times I've had here. I miss the older threads and the old global.

>>40247723
>>40247692

>>40247711
It does kinda feel like that.

>>40247711
speaking of janitor someone just needs to post mori doxx and the entire thread will get cleaned up

Same same shark!
Same same shark!

>>40247692
But why the fuck would she say it then? Was she trying to make us die inside?

>>40247760
Dumbass I've known that since before gura. At first I thought this was some way to counter threads shitting with shit post, but this is just retarded.

>>40247754
When and how did it all go so wrong man? I remember early /ggg/. schizos we're funny and cunny posting was great.

>>40247874
So you have no problem with her saying he has a big cock?

>>40247908
Yes yes anon, we get it, you want to anti. Maybe one day youll get it.

>>40247908
dox thread? dox thread.

>>40248026
dino cute!

>>40247972
What do you even mean?
What are you trying to say?

>>40248026
Is this real???

>>40247908
>>40247972
He's not trying to be an anti, he's trying to discredit the actual evidence with this non sequitur "barb" joke ESL bullshit. Just pretending that this clearly made up shit is the evidence we have. It's not.

>>40248054
hai dino desu

>>40248061
Then tell me what she said in that timestamp, anon.

>>40248096
My name is Barbados, and I am guras irl boyfriend. I have a huge cock, and I fuck your mother every night with it. She's referring to my raging cock.

>>40248096
>no one can understand what the fuck she said therefore it can be anything i want even if it doesn't sound anything like it.
Just post the fucking 2 hours stream of them flirting and then the founder badge screenshot, retard. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Oh nyo, the suicide squad is here.

>>40248155
I don't know what stream you're talking about.

Thread's gonna be like this for a couple of days huh

>>40248155
If there's a 2 hour stream, I'd like a link to it. Because I've never seen any archive longer than a few minutes.

>>40248163
if its wasn't so obvious, it just one assblasted troon and his discord buddy.

The good news is that Gura is healthy enough to be playing video games. The bad news is Gura is healthy enough to be streaming and doesn't want to.

>>40248096
>Then tell me what she said in that timestamp, anon.
"Wow"

>>40248155
If such a stream exists, then post it now so I may leave this place forever.

>>40248255
Good news is that shes comfy.

>>40248260
No shes talking about me, Barbados. I have a very big cock.

>>40248283
Holy shit they named a country after you?!

>>40248269
That's not good news. If she was poorer and more ambitious she'd actually stream and produce content. The line between 'comfy' and 'sloth' is fine indeed.

>>40248311
Money isn't the issue dumbass.

>>40248311
maybe we’re the selfish ones for wishing she were basically a poor wage slave like us so that she would have to stream all day

>>40248311
She made it anon...
Be proud of our comfy sharkwife.

>>40248306
Brazil?!

Reminder that the old discord has 20 GB of clips that they refuse to release for an unspecified reason.

>>40248364
All of those clips are just me having sex with gura, each one of them in a different possition.

>>40248364
Only 20GB? Is the rest really lost media?

>>40248346
You're very naïve. What, you think the first month she got monetized (October 2020) being her absolute peak month for stream hours was some kind of coincidence?

Is this 2 hour stream thing real? If there's a 2 hour stream of HER that I haven't seen, now would be a good time to watch it.

Gura will take 20 hours to practice for the tournament but won't take 20 seconds to make a tweet. She treats her fans like dirt.

>>40248574
Everyone knows at this point. We just have to wait for her to explain herself when she gets back.

Sorry but I really can't get over how cute this dino Gura is
I'm an adult and all I want to do is hold this thing and keep it next to me

>>40248618
dino gura was a stroke of genius

>>40248497
People will still do somthing they love even if they have more money than they'll ever need. There are other things bothering her.

There's no new rrats so they're going back to this loop? They're really trying too.
What's got them so riled up anyway?

The whole cuck rrat died a few days ago anyway when one stupid fucker mistook some random older woman as Gura in one of his streams anyway. I don't know why they even bother.

>>40248735
they are very cranky from no Gooba stream in some time now

>>40248539
You're not ready anon, this is some clips of what they're talking about. I didn't want to believe either.
https://youtu.be/COQR9A8D4XQ

>>40248718
I don't see anyone can seriously claim she loves streaming.

>>40248826
I think she loves streaming, but I can't blame her if she gets cold feet and depressed from how the internet is.

>>40248807
Why? It's not like they're fans of her.
Or you mean they want more streams so they can find more things that Gura says that they can twist to fit their narratives.

>>40248944
I’m pretty sure the people shitting up the thread are actually Gura fans and scared now that she’s gone

So that post about Mario kart I see gura is not streaming. does that also mean she is also not playing the game because its worded very oddly.
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1610486300976504834

despite being a streamer and content creator for years with the eyes of millions tracking her every action, the only "proof" ever discovered by the people that stalk her and everyone she has ever known was second hand gossip from a whore that hates her
what a genius, even as a teen she carefully sculpted her career as a lonely internet tard wrangler

>>40249307
That is really fucking impressive now that I actually think about it.
Even their 'worst' stuff at the end of the day are big 'ol nothing burgers really.
Sasuga paranoid autistic shark.

>>40249559
it's incredibly easy to seem innocent when you've done nothing wrong

>>40248815
Anon, I can see the embed.
Get 4chanx already, newfag.

>>40249732
Fair enough.

>>40249732
Gura has done lots wrong.
Those cheeks... erotic criminally erotic...
That perfectly flat chest... throw the book at her!
Those wonderfully plump thighs... have her answer to the geneva convention at this moment!