/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

personally i want to be a chuuba for at least a year before i start auditioning

>>40787779
I'm mostly turned off by the insane standards that have developed in cover for debuts. I'm a decent streamer and I sing better than like half of tempus, but the high expectations for debut streams and making a first impression really scare me off.

Why are you reposting this thread?

>>40787779
This proves without a shadow of a doubt that all they look for is the right voice for the role they decided on. Nothing else matters. You don't even need to know how to fucking stream.
Good luck, applicants. You need it.

>>40788132
I'll take all the luck I can get. I thankfully have the right voice for the job, at least.

>>40787897
Don't be a chicken if this is something you really want. I decided that I can't be a chicken which means you can't be one either.

>>40788132
I have a pretty decent voice and my audition was only viewed for 5 seconds

>>40788491
Thanks man, I'll shoot my shot this year. :)

Okay, I'm sold. Which stream of his is the best so far?

>>40787779
whats this viral marketing technique where you make a greentext essay about how quirky and kooky your favourite 2view is? because im sick of seeing it.

>>40787779
And it was honestly fucking kino, even tho i feel bad for the bastard. It was truly like a car crash of the ages with the Dead Island trailer music playing and everything unfolding in slow-mo.

>>40788703
Me too. Good luck man.

>>40788132
>mfw I've been applying for over a year now.
At least have a shitty model.

>>40789050

What part of "Yagoo's house of broken women and broken men" don't you understand?

>>40788132
I now feel extra bad for that anon go said he started his presentation video with a joke voice and they closed the video 10 seconds in so they never heard his "real" voice

>>40787779
>Autistic anon doesn't realize this is all kayfabe

why do you repost this everyday?

because I am a heterosexual white man, cover doesnt want me, homostars dont want me, even most of hololive doesnt want me to be in the company

>>40787779
>If this is the bar why didn't you apply?
As hilarious as this clown's fuck ups are, he still unironically did better than I would have. I don't even have any equipment.

>Jobber guild
>Jobber members
Who would've thought

>>40788132
>holo choose VA based on voice to match a character
>niji choose VA and give them a character that doesn’t match at all
Sounds based to me.

>>40788742
We've been doing this since super Nenechi retard
Protip: it's funny, vtubers are all fucked up and stupid

>>40787779
I love this fucking clown

>>40791397
its funny when its for girls. now that someone did it for a homo it ruined it for me.

>>40787779
>If this is the bar why didn't you apply?
I have a sub 1mbps upload speed, my ISP doesn't offer higher speeds, and they're the only ISP in my area that doesn't have data caps.

And despite all that, he's still the only member of tempiss who doesn't sound like a fucking homo or fujobait coomer. I'm willing to put up with his scuff, the other 7 members can go fuck off.

>>40792097
Men breathe too, so abayo nigga

>>40787868
me 2 im gonna start any day now

>>40792952
Are you stupid? He sounds exactly like a NijiEN person, Alban Knox to ne specific

>>40788641
>>40789297
how do you know that?

>>40787779
Brotuber through and through

>>40792097
It was funny because all the girl ones are about shenanigans they got up to. The male ones are all about how retarded they are so naturally it's not going to make you like them.

>>40797420
I mean there is a suisei one that just show how fucking autistic she is.

>>40797420
>The girl ones are about how retarded they are
>The male ones are about how retarded they are

>>40798631
Nene's is more she has crippling ADHD and is also weird as fuck

>>40797420
>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This led to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars.
>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic
>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face every time he got startled and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain
>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways.
>Has a crippling ass fetish
>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it
>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)
>Once electrically massaged himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
https://streamable.com/4f5d14
>Formed a team to join a serious Vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills.
>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar
>Made the committee of the first Vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in.
>Later was joined by some chump named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice.
>Had technical problems which caused him to stream during Sora's birthday stream since he streamed an hour late from the original schedule.
>roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later.
>In the Among Us collab with all the Holostars, he killed Rikka in front of everyone in the first game and then when called up, he denied it. In the end he was ejected and after that game, everyone decided to kill him as soon as possible because he's always a sus.
>Faced off against WoolieVS as his first online opponent during the Guilty Gear Strive beta period and won 2-0
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of Korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted.
>Upon hitting the legal age of drinking, he went to an izakaya where he drank multiple cups of Kahlua milk despite being both low tolerance and lactose intolerant. He ended up getting sick to the point of throwing up blood.
>Mentioned during his debut that one of his goals was to have his washlet fixed. After one year, multiple scoldings from Oga, and a red superchat from his illustrator asking him to have it fixed, Shien's washlet remains unfixed and he has mentioned being used to the feeling of "being attacked by a hydrocannon"
>Attempted to prank his viewers at the start of his 2.0 reveal stream only to find out he was muted. His 2nd attempt of his prank had his live2D model freeze onscreen instead
>Once farted in an elevator then immediately loudly exclaimed "It's not what you think!"
>Spent an hour and 30 minutes in Slither.io moaning loudly with the echo on whenever he scored a kill. He was neither banned nor demonetized for this stream
https://streamable.com/z6hye7
>While playing around with Home3D accessories on Halloween, he mistakenly spawned the candy aura accessory right on his crotch. He later asked his audience if they wanted to lick his candy and focused the camera on it.
>During his first FGO stream, his luck was so terrible that he resorted to a number of rituals in order to get the rate up character he wanted, such as pressing the pull button with his nipples(once with the left one and once with the right one). None of them worked, and he hit the pity roll to get her.

>>40798777
She accidentally lost share in Nenepro through incompetence

>>40787779
I CAN FIX HIM

>>40797244
Youtube can track what section people watch and the one anon created an unlisted video that he sent in and it was only watched once, for 5 seconds.

>>40798794
K-kakkoii...

>>40799154
my oshi is very normal and sensible and I love him

>>40798794
Bruh, that's fucking hilarious.

>>40787779
How can I compete with a clown of that cailber?

>>40799970
Honestly, any time someone says HoloPro is restrictive, just remember: Kageyama Shien still has a job

>>40792952
kill yourself

>>40798794
>obsessed with Tetris
>loves Mario Kart
>likes trains
>got horse girl levels of attached to the family dog
>very picky eater, hates vegetables
>perfectionist, does the same thing over and over again until she's satisfied
>refuses to upgrade her Live2D because it wouldn't be "her"
>refused to change her character voice until a doctor told her she was risking permanent throat damage
>shoves her face into peepholes and doorbell cameras after she rings the bell
>leans over edges and windows in high buildings, fascinated by people who commit suicide by jumping
>talks to a soundboard of her kamioshi
>talks to a plushie of her kamioshi
>takes the plushie out to dates
>bakes cake for her kamioshi's birthday
>room filled with shelves of merch for her 9-10 oshis
>watches anime and reads shoujo manga to understand how relationships work, finds it really helpful
>doesn't understand why people would want to kiss each other
>unable to stay still, even when management scolds her
>wanders off backstage at events, requiring staffers to watch her
>still gets lost if she goes to Cover's office without Google Maps
>wandered around backstage at 3rd fes carrying a doll going "sui... sui... sui... sui..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeMqwPCYjjM
I love this lists

>>40789053
Let me see

>>40787779
He's omega's boyfriend, and I'm not