/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

rushia

>>42451363
It wouldn't be an Asian.

>>42451467

This retard

>>42451467
there are many who may not be smart, but there's only one dumbass

>>42451552
She's filipino.

>>42451363
Post what they have done to merit the title of "dumbest of them all".
Honorable mention titles should be dolled out to those who convincingly portray a bakapon but maybe not necessarily be one.

Iroha's the only JP who seems actually stupid, not "autistic" or maladjusted or goofy.
Shylily is probably retarded. Very nice though.

I will not let you talk shit about my wife, Nenechi.

It depends on what kind of dumb you're talking about. There's dumb as in just lacking general education and then there's dumb as in making terrible life and career decision.

>>42452021
And then there is dumb as being unintelligent.

>>42452021
>what kind of dumb
There's only one kind of dumb. People who say things like, "I'm kinda' dumb when it comes to x," are just dumb and coping.

>>42451363
>>42451467
Not sure Rushia is the dumbest, but she definitely the biggest career throw in vtubing history

>thinks Japan is held in place by giant roots
>tried the cell phone in the bag of rice trick but cooked the rice first
>mistook laxatives for antacids, shit her brains out for a whole day
I seriously don't know how this retard functions

>>42452697
She's merely pretending...r-right?

>>42451363
Ryugasaki Rene
Just watch the entire saga of her playing connect 4 against people

>>42453047
And I'll add that Furen is prime retard material

>>42452931
Y-yeah! It's just the pretending, ne!

In Hololive Irys and Nene are legendary but only Aqua has >>42452697 "How do you live?" energy like this. Im pretty sure Irys and Nene could make instant ramen and sruvive

>>42452931
Yes. She took an IQ test and got a 100 which is slightly low for a jap but normal for white and she’s a hapa. Then she retook it to throw it and got an 80, oops teehee!

>>42453292
Nene can cook and is taking care of her bugs. She's responsible girl.

>>42451363
Can't be Nene

>>42453292
Aqua isn’t dumb, she has a personality disorder. Irys just fakes being dumb for cuteness, like many vtubers do.

>>42453428
Sasuga Nenechi!

>>42453428
masaka...

>>42451467
fpbp
>>42453428
its impossible to stay mad at this dork
she might not be smart, but she will make you her husband, love you and she has a hot asf body

>>42453442
>>Aqua isnt dumb hes just retarded and laid there bleeding to death
>Haha I was only pretending to be retarded gotcha

What's the over-under on Migo intelligence?

>>42453292
>>42454440
Aqua once took an IQ test on stream. I don't remember what she got, but it wasn't low.

>>42454509
She's a comedic genius.

>tons of people talking about it's, aqua, Nene, pikamee
>no one talking about the braindead Anya
You guys don't know how does it feel to spend 30minutes watching her trying to resolve the """puzzle""" at the beginning of Bioshock Infinity while she is LITERALLY holding the answer the whole time

>>42452406


Kobo is pretty fucking dumb but she has good instincts and that leads to streaming success.

>>42454509
She's not even biggest PON in Hololive (roboco won that title)

>>42454728
>t. backseater who got punished
If you knew better Outer Wilds is where to look, but she's still not winning this trophy.

dumb banpire

>>42455231
Matuli said she was the actually dumbest Holo and I believe her. She's a normalfag but still got a fucking 2 on Choco's general knowledge quiz.

>>42451363
Bettel without a doubt. He's the kind of stupid that would touch a hot pan and then get angry at the pan for hurting him

>>42456160
He's the type of dumb that has experience being dumb and I love it. Sometimes people don't know they are dumb and they almost seem disappointed and hurt when they realize it. Bettel can roll with the punches so it is all in good fun when he is teased about it.

>>42451363
Aqua. She's socially retarded and scored lowest on Choco Sensei's quiz.

>>42452021
Ah, the ol' wisdom vs intelligence stats

It's Irys

For fans of baka tubers, there's a whole series where they answer middle school questions about English, Math, Science etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xnFgbdDRDw&list=PLJdGplDR39fgbvaAIYj785PAcBU5xFnf0

What's the difference between pon and dumb?

>>42455231
Can you explain? The only thing I know about her and the only things I see people say are that she's hot, she's had sex pests from both genders bother her, and that she's cute.

Because competition is stiff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrrN7Q7Ctk

Why do holoniggers disable scrubbing?

Unpopular opinion: The dumbest VTuber in my opinion is Pippa.

>>42452697
>thinks Japan is held in place by giant roots
All land is held in place by giant anchors, so roots in a sense. If you actually believe public school, then you are a bigger fool than pikamee.

>>42452020
our wife

>>42451552
thats offensive to dumb people

>>42451467
who?

>>42458209
There are no roots because that implies the island is something distinct from the sea floor and needs something to connect the two. All landmasses are contiguous with the sea floor. The only factor of whether we call them land or bot is whether the shape puts them above or below the sea level.

>>42462083
>All landmasses are contiguous with the sea floor
And the earth is round, and Neil landed on the moon and walked around 50+ years ago. Do you have any idea how fucking ridiculous that it, we can't even put people in space.

>>42453047
Her retardation is her best quality, aside from her voice.

>>42451363
It's very obviously this >>42451467
Cimrai might be a close second

>>42453428
holy based nene

>>42452631
I thought that was Chris-chan

>>42454699
Autistic people can score high on IQ tests.

>>42453047
>>42453118
They're faking it to be cute.
The best way to differentiate real dumb from fake dumb is that real idiots accidentally but repeatedly cause real problems for themselves and people that they care about.

>>42451363
https://youtu.be/GlKoZ29qyz8?t=70
Still the dumbest shit I've heard a chuuba say.

>>42454728
She was doing it for the meme.

>>42465339
Yeah, because they're smart. And?

>>42465689
Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure she took an IQ test on stream and got the "outside the norm" result, didn't she?

>>42465689
She has to be joking...right?

>>42455674
>Not knowing random trivia = dumb
anon...

>>42465689
no way this is real

>>42457973
If Aqua is there this has to be from 3 years ago.
>checks the video
Fucking called it. Soft-graduated gamer maid...

>>42451363
Shion is the dumbest girl in hololive

>>42451635
yes

>>42454728
she has like zero gamesense at all, its actually kind of interesting to see what she gets stuck on

>>42458058
shes not half as smart as she thinks she is but she has a sort of low cunning

>>42454509
she's a goofball to the point of transcending the very notion of dumbness/intelligence

>>42451363
Mori

>>42451467
/thread

>>42454820
kobo isn't dumb at all she's just a childish brat

>>42458058
Her chat is somehow dumber

>>42451363
It's Minato Aqua and I love her so fucking much.

>>42465689
>stops what she's doing to consider it
Jesus christ it's real isn't it?

>>42451467
fpbp

>>42468211
It's Aqua and it's not even close. She completely eclipses Nene

>>42465689
what is wrong with japanese education?

>>42465689
She's scary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS1Tmz816hk

>>42465689
I support programs to find the dumbest Japanese girls and turn them into vtubers

>>42465689
There's got to be something else going on.

Furen is so fucking dumb, it warps from being revolting to hot and sexy.

>>42451363
Nene is a bit dumb but also heavily plays into it for fun (and I love her for it)
Aqua is autismo dumb, good at the few things she cares about and retarded at everything else
Mel is slow in the brain dumb, maybe her kayfabe is just that good but it's impossible not to notice just by watching her play through a game, and the stories about her make me think that it's genuine

>>42464245
Thank you Pippa for speaking the truth

>>42451363
nyanners

>>42468402
She doesnt know who the most popular fairly elected president ever that was even 10 million more votes popular than obama is? Unreal since Biden is such a remarkable smart and acomplished person know around the world

IRyS is my oshi but even I know she’s a little bit… you know

surprised no one brought up the nijicat yet
Clothespins on nipples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
Followup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
And description stolen from leddit:
>She put clothespins on her nipples during her "Endurance stream: I'll have clothespins on my nipples until I reach 200k subs "
>She had ongoing pain, then in her "Taking a bath speedrun" stream some days later she noticed a green liquid came out from one of them. Listeners and management told her to stop being dumb and go to the hospital, so she did.
>She lied to the doctor saying her nipples were bitten by her parrot, but ended up confessing it was a lie, the doctor assumed her boyfriend bit them. She then corrected him that she did it herself, and the doctor thought it was some kind of fetish of hers. She corrected him again saying she did it for her job, thinking this time he will assume she's an Adult Video actress, but the doctor thought she was a TV entertainer he had watched recently. She just went with it and said yes, the doctor then gave a kind lecture about taking better care of her body. If she hadn't gone to the hospital to treat herself, the nipples would have come off after festering.
>So yeah, don't imitate the cat, don't put clothespins in your nipples.

To clarify: She didn't use BDSM nipple clamps. She used ACTUAL clothespins, hence the infection.

>>42458052
You dont count as a live viewer once you scrub and it encourages VOD watching.

>>42474630
>numbers
Yikes.

>>42474345
>She didn't use BDSM nipple clamps. She used ACTUAL clothespins, hence the infection.
Damn,that's metal. Imagine the sex.

>>42474345
using regular clothespins instead of BDSM ones is an understandable mistake.. the big problem comes from letting the pain get so bad that puss starts leaking out and you almost lose your nipples. What the fuck was going on in her head??

Yuko literally failed an IQ test

>>42476030
>What the fuck was going on in her head??
the sound of silence probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnInuWbbPk8
there was also a stream where she biked to mcdonalds and crashed along the way

>>42451467
Nene might be dumb, but Rushia is straight up retarded.

>>42474333
kek, who did this?

>>42476603
What stream is this

>>42451467
fpbp

>>42476916

>>42451363
>cntl+f Mori
>1/1
What the fuck /vt/? Even Gura thinks Mori is an idiot.

>>42458013
Pon is being clumsy or error prone. Correlated with dumbness but still two different things.

>>42482753
Mori took AP English and has good problem solving skills. She ain't a dummy.

>>42451467
oof

>>42482749
Fucking kek

>>42451363
Rene didn't know what the sun is or something like that
Does she count?

>>42451363
Why post Nene when Lamy is in the same gen. Nene plays up the cute dumdum but when Lamy can't find an answer she is shutting down hard makeing every attempt more futile and depending on the backseating of her chat.

>>42453442
Yeah, fans are dumb for not realizing this. Most of these girls are way into a 'character' and dumb is an easy thing to act out. Look at all of the stupid voices the girls do--they enjoy playing around and being someone else. It's a form of cosplay kinda.

>>42466643
ngl, that's spicy.

>>42488402
shut up Reine

>>42453442
Aqua is hotheaded which can lead to dumb decisions. Irys (and Gura for that matter) is just one lewd innuendo after another with "wakannai tehe"

>>42465689
what's even the point of having schools if people are still this retarded anyway

>>42451363
Nekomata Mel. Shockingly dumb woman.
Finana too.

>>42488643
Sorry you don't see the moon and the sun at the same time often when you try your whole life to fit into a working machine.

>>42488820
Hima's life story is pretty sad, yeah

>>42489729
Funny you talk about Hima. The Gamers girl that always was in a mixed group and her fans were custom to male collabs but when she fucked up and showed her connections in Monster Hunter and everyone saw that she connect with her male kouhai over 40 times offline people went crazy.

>>42451467
fpbp

>>42451467
yuppers

>>42487991
Nene pretends to be retarded but is actually stupid.

>>42495393
Not stupid, just naive and a bit childish. You wouldn't call a naive child stupid, would you?

>>42465689
guess I found someone else besides nene to watch when nene is not streaming, thx m8

>>42465689
wha ???? WTF ????

>>42495876
I would call a grown woman with the intellectual capacity of a child stupid.

>>42499896
Except she's a confirmed genius see >>42453428
You must feel really stupid now

There’s only one stupid queen….
Lia all you had to do was ignore him

>>42495876
children are absolutely stupid.

This guy

>>42506906
>dumb as a rock
>menhera
It's a recipe for success even for men.

>>42452697
Yeah, pikamee is probably the lowest IQ vtuber I've watched. Other ones like miko have their moments (e.g. humidifiers run on magic), but they compensate by being good at something else. As far as I can tell pikamee's only compensating skill is being bilingual.

>>42482749
I thought that this was just a pekora thing, but a lot of hololive seem to struggle with cardinal directions and basic geography.

>>42506906
My first exposure to Mysta was his Speak of the Devil episode and my brain almost fried by proxy.
It's fucking unbelievable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9Lwiu0PLA

He easily outclasses every single other vtuber mentioned in this thread.

>>42451363
Luca. People might think Rushia but she was in a panic and stressed out the entire time and wasn't thinking straight. Luca on the other hand nukes the NijiEN MC server because he's legitimately retarded.

>>42507873
Rushia is pretty stupid, it's not just the events pre-termination. She's notoriously incapable of anything that even remotely involves technology.

>>42451467
fpbp

>>42468386
She said it during a quiz Yashiro gave her that she moved around a lot so she wasn't able to get a proper education.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2L0B17lt8

>>42508043
I dunno, I still think Luca nuking the Minecraft server is dumber than Rushia not knowing how to set up certain software or technology.

>>42509540
If you go to her thread, someone there can probably give you the screencap collection of her trying and failing multiple times to paste a link correctly in her Twitter bio

>>42507134
because they never go outside

Mori

>>42509812
They should play Paradox games then

>>42451363
Festival for beliebing it and falling in love with Fubuki.

She's sort of smart when it counts but the other 99% of the time...

>>42451363
Wasn't there a blonde in niji who doesn't know basic math?

>>42451363
ENTER

>>42517441
I'm sorry she's not blonde, she's Furen.

>>42451552
Millie is sort of dumb but she's 100x more reliable and responsible than some of the streamers who had their parents do everything for them in life.

mumei

>>42517592
I watched yesterday her Connect 4 saga and, well, what can I say? She is pretty strong contender for the title.

>>42517592
all I know is that clip of her and met(?) not understanding the whole what's heavier a 1kg of steel or 1kg of feathers

>>42454728
This? Fucking hilarious

>>42520758
How is it solved? Do you tap the corresponding bells however many times it's said on the piece of paper?

>>42521043
yes exactly. a braindead 2 second "puzzle" that was wildly mocked at the time and used as a example of how the game was dumbed down so reviewers could get through it easier

>>42520758
>30 minutes on this
literally how? it's impressive really, go waste that much time on this

>>42520758
I haven't watched but that was intentional right?

>>42466643
For the first half of Bioshock she couldn't move and shoot simultaneously.
It was interesting stream

>>42465689
Good old times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2L0B17lt8
>>42520758
>>42523876
that's edit, SC was from Outer Wilds

>>42507134
Pekora explained that she thought cardinal directions worked like that because of mahjong.

>>42454728
>You guys don't know
How would we, nobody watches Anya.

>>42517592
She's street smart OK

>>42524970
That means she knows what street she lives on.

>>42516067
That's because she is faking it. Most are faking it.
It works.

>>42465689
I'll choose to believe she meant this in minecraft and not irl, right? Right?!

>>42523990
yeah i loved her clips, why are retarded vtubers so cute?

>>42524970
as smart as a steet

>>42451467
Lol, truth right there.

>>42465651
Nene definitely qualifies under this standard.

>>42535032
I agree.

>>42482753
Gura is a retard, her opinion on other’s intelligence is more likely to be negatively correlated with their actual intelligence

>>42482753
Mori is foolish, reactionary and selfish. She isn't stupid.

>>42538546
>Mori is stupid, stupid and stupid. She isn't stupid.
Meds

>>42541791
Are you stupid then, or just ESL?