/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>boyfriend connect

I love Erina!

I like Lia!
Only Lia!
Always Lia!
She's Lia!!!!!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

The Erina GFE...
The Airi GFE...
home

Lumi is not GFE.

>ad connect
nani

Honestly Panko should graduate.

>>43997681
indescribable amounts of sex

Drama is for fags and bitches. Embrace Penguin Uruka.

>>43997853
maybe the jews will stop complaining about fishman not buying ads now.

>>43997853
where is my Lia ad, fish.

>>43997853
good move

>>43997853
Advertising Airi's tits!

>>43997922
>Show me your cock, bro.
>Uruka we're in public.

>>43997853
Idol's ad campaign for some reason targeted PC girls a lot. Probably counter ad campaign.

>>43997853
I feel like we had a part in manifesting this, either second or third hand someone recommended this

also phoneposter lol

No one will watch Airi anyway

>>43998001
>two minutes and twenty seven seconds of airi doing jumping jacks

>>43997853
attafish springing for some ads

Airi is a colossal failure.

No one cares about EU and that's a fact

I want to hug the pippa

>>43997853
Now pair it with the next big event.

My day was complete because Lia streamed. Things are just better when there is a Lia stream.

>>43998496
There's another one tomorrow too!

So why won't Erina eat bacon?

Lumi Trust and Love!

>>43998542
>comfy small stream Lia tomorrow as she plays ryona game

>>43998566
it's not haram

I love Wemi! I'll learn to cook so she stops getting food poisoning! lububububububububububububu!

>>43998566
Can't be muslim since she talked about eating that other flip dish with pork

THE SCHIZOS OF PHASE-CONNECT
Lia’s Light (by Pure Flakes) and HENRIFIRE (by Ikari Henri)
https://twitter.com/IkariTenri/status/1630173251354652673
https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2286441/the-schizos-of-phase-connect-(lia's-lighthenrifire)

FLAKES: So many times out there
I've watched Vtubers out there
Of Oshis and their fans enjoying the night.
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like Heaven’s light.
I knew I'd never know
This parasocial glow
Though I might wish with all my might.
No boy as depressed as I
Was ever meant for Phase’s light.
But suddenly an Angel embraced me,
Her name, Ashelia Rinkou...
I dare to dream that she
Was sent by God to me.
And as I draw my fanarts tonight
Phase-Connect Unity seems so bright
For I know, and love, LIA’S LIGHT!…

/vt/: Who are we?
Hololive fans!
Fuck Nijisanji
And fuck VShojo even more!
Nyanners is a traitor,
And Kson is an even bigger traitor!
Veibae and Luxiem should die
Ogey rrat

HENRI: Holy Neuro-sama
You know I’m your most pious fan
Of my goslinging I’m justly proud
(/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!)
HENRI: Blessed Neuro-sama
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd
(Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
Then why I still see Pippa here,
Why her Pipkin is in my mind
Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul?
(Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
The pain of getting banned again
Is making me LOSE my fucking brain,
And the meds don’t even work again!
(What a schizo! What a schizo!)

YOU BANNED ME!
YOU C*CKED ME!
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
(*grabs pippanties*)
YOU KEK’D ME
YOU BUCKED ME
AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ME!
(*/vt/ reappears*)

It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!)
It is Xalabussy! (GET A TULPA!)
That f*g was the one who set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!)
I protected her (WHAT A RETARD!)
But I said Carried, (WHAT A LOLCOW!)
AND NOW I’M SEVERELY FUCKING DEPRESSED!
(STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!)

My beloved yabbit,
You’re still posting your based memes
While I watch you torture my cock and balls!
DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA!
LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL!
If you won't be my own Oshi again...

(song pauses, Chase knocks on the door)
CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
HENRI: (speaking) The fuck?
CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline.
HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. The war is not lost!
I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!

(song resumes)
HELLFIRE
PINK FIRE
NOW YABBIT, IT'S YOUR TURN!
CHOOSE ME OR AN HERO
UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN!
(*burns pippanties*)

YAGOO have mercy on you…
(YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!)
YAGOO have mercy on Me…
(MOVE ON DUDE!)
But Pipkin will be mine…
Or she
WILL.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>43998496
chances Rinmama actually shows up to play Hogwarts with Lia?

>>43998309
What's his endgame?

>>43998723
She also talked about drinking alcohol earlier in this stream.

>>43998723
>>43998775
shut the fuck up, only the worst of scum ruins a good rrat upon inception.

>>43998808
make better rrats

>>43998808
It's the shittiest rrat I've ever seen

>>43998808
Just run with the rrat that her family could just be "bad" muslims

>>43998771

>>43998808
Your rrat was stillborn

>>43998566
Bacon differs a lot by region.

>>43997864
>>43998213
Campaign probably will last as long as Air is live

>>43998769
i'd say slim
there is a good chacne Lia hasn't even told her mom that she wants her to stream with her. Lia's mom is a very busy lady

BANKO:DDDD

>>43999044
ya, with my mom

i miss peepa...

>>43999044
>Lia's mom is a very busy lady
Being an escort is hard work and long hours

>>43999000
n-nani...!

>>43999121
I miss Pippa only to watch her BURN.

Wemi is finally sleeping more. I'm so proud of her. Maybe I can fix her.

>>43999159
Lia's mom bakes cookies and cakes and practices. Get it right.

>>43999121
Yoshi Yoshi

>>43998314
We dont want them and they were unironically put in there by you already know who, it is documented in the book "the devil and bella dodd". It is also propaganda to call out the Catholic church for this when there are more cases in public schools not to mention false religions like judaism, islam, and protestanism.
>>43998368
>corrupt religion
The one true faith Traditional Catholicism is incorruptible. The men of clergy on the other hand is a different matter.
>>43998532
>>43998297
Airi is awesome you take that back.
>>43998757
>inordinate amount are in the Catholic clergy
Catholic:201 vs public school: 29,000
>makes no mention of all the cases in false religions like judaism, islam, and protestanism that are higher than Catholicism

>>43999320

i wonder if lia and yuri would do a watchalong of the soccer games this week

>>43999320

Airischizo fuck off.

>>43999320
Ave Christus Rex! I need to watch Abi more. I know she's prot. Recommend me a better one.

>>43998747
>A Notre-Dame de Paris / Phase-Connect Valentines Parody to Finish up this month of February. Parodying both Heaven's Light and Hellfire. Detailing the difference between two of the biggest Phase-Connect goslings, Pure Flakes and Henri Ikari. Flakes' love for Lia is pure and untainted, while Henri's obsession for Pippa is destructive.
>Starring Flakes as Quasimodo and Henri as Frollo.

>>43997853
I'm honestly sort of shocked that Fishman was willing to pay for advertisements

>>43999320
>The one true faith Traditional Catholicism is incorruptible. The men of clergy on the other hand is a different matter.
This sound like a fucking warhammer quote.

>>43999550
Reminder that Pippa's biggest anti came out from a TradCath school.

>>43999547
He's done it a few times, /pcg/ just memory holes it.

>>43999550
Warhammer parodies catholicism quite a bit.

>>43999547
That was how I found gen1 before they debuted

>>43998991
This. Look at Niji and Holo IDs. Ollie and Mika are degen and haram af but claim to be muslim.

>>43999550

>>43999643
They would get thrown off a building if they said they were atheists.

>>43999736
Indonesia is quite secular for a Muslim country. It's the Middle East like Saudi and ISIS which hold the "gays should be thrown off buildings" stereotype.

>>43999320
Is the religious schizo Henri?

>>43999736
Building tossing is reserved for faggots.
Women get stoned.

I hate it when vtubers have to rely on their discord channel for content

>>43999839
Yeah they should continue just doing voice overs of shitposts from here

i want to punch lia in the nose

>>43999839
which vtuber are you talking about.

>>43999979
Erina

>>43999938
rude

>>43999500
It actually makes a lot of sense
>Flakes/Quasimodo
Got cucked by his oshi in front of him, but he still remains her biggest fan/simp
>Henri/Frollo
Self-righteous asshole who wanted to fuck his oshi and threw a massive tantrum when she rejected him

>>43999550

Phase Pet Chinchilla Hanamori is playing more wizard.

Get waved at~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNlRRZK4u7E

Phase Pet Chinchilla is streaming Hogfart Legacy

https://www.youtube.com/live/RNlRRZK4u7E?feature=share

I don't watch JP

>>44000119
>crowned himself instead of letting the pope do it
napoleon was a bit quite the chad despite being such a manlet

>>44000160
>>44000183
>jap
dropped

>>44000160
HARRONEEEE

>>43997853
I'm a bit disappointed that Fishman began springing on ads only immediately after IdolEN was doing it to drum up massive numbers for their donothon. Makes it feel like he's content just sitting on his hands and copying the success of others, rather than trying to do innovative stuff.

What did Pippa Friend Lisa mean by this?

>>44000227
CHINCHILLA LUVUU~~

>>43999547
>>43997853
>>43998107
Wow, what a new thing that certainly hasn't been happening since the beginning of the company.
Fucking newfags.

>>44000200
>>44000215
You guys know some of us wached vtubers before holo en right? We used to just listen to cute japanese noises and be content, simpler times...

>>44000274
she's in her girlboss arc

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Hag!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Potterhead!
Tatted!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

>>44000352
I miss the /jp/ days...

>>44000215
skill issue

>>43998808
It was never a good rrat, she has been proper drunk on stream at least once.

>putting the english into google translate so she can understand what's being said
bros she's kinda cute...

>>44000352
Why do you think you deserve any sympathy in the English vtuber board?

[Lia News] Lia is Lia.

>>44000539
You're at least a hlgg tourist right?

>>43997681
So there's THAT

>>43998808
Anon the Lumi adventism rrat was actually good. Learn from that. You need multiple data points.

>>44000611
ok how you know

>>44000402
I miss the Womb... at the end of every thread like you wouldn't believe

>>44000611
big if true

>>43999481
I dont know any outwardly Catholic vtubers that pattern their content around Catholicism sorry fren.
>>43999833
I am not henri nor am i chase, i am just a Traditional Catholic anon that wants my anon frens here as well as the talents to end up in heaven and it begins with being baptised into the one true faith Traditional Catholicism. You are guaranteed eternal damnation if you are not a Catholic or eastern orthodox Christian (we are no different as we are the one true faith and the great schism will end soon) however every other religion is false including protestants that will meet the same fate as jews muslims and atheists. I love you guys and I want you to be saved which is why I come visit.
https://youtu.be/E6XwCGooKz0?t=1346
The pertinant parts start at 22:26

>>44000631
You can't even speak Japanese you dumb faggot. What the fuck is this retarded LARP?

>>44000352
and I started watching vtubers in 2018
I just stopped watching and caring about JP vtubers anymore
EN vtubers are simply superior

>>44000753
The first 3 months of HoloEN on /jp/ was pretty kino tho

>>44000922
This is an opinion and Pippa would disagree.

SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

>>44000160
chinchilla luvu this chinchilla like you wouldn't believe

>>44000160
She is too cute.

>>44000922
>EN vtubers are simply superior

sometimes I wonder if Lia

>>44001228
funny you posted here in /pcg/

>>44000215
She's trying her best to interact with westerners (and doing pretty well). It's ridiculously cute.

>>44001290
What did he mean by this?

>>44001228
Why are you here? Are you lost?

>>44001309
japanese 2view groomers btfo

rrat: Lia ___________________________________________________________________ _____________

>>44001467
>>44001288
Lia…..

>>44001467
meds

>>44000274
well she cried on stream, not sure what else people would be upset by

>>44001552
I refuse

>>44001467
>real

>>44001467
Whore. WHORE.

>>44001467

>>44001585
Your Lia blingees are the best

>>44001659
That's not how you hold a knife...

>>44001467
Best rrat in ages.

>>44001763
It is when you're about to use it on a WHORE.

[Erina News]
Shes got the nugs.

>>44001978
>Duterte leaves office
>Erina starts blazing it

>>44001228
>not an new IP

>>44002010
>Duterte
Man sounds like nuclear reactor material.

well I've seen the hime pics, shes hot

alright i found a titty streamer so i'm done with vtubers forever, i have seen the light
cya never faggots

Chinchilla should collab with michi and/or nasa. manifest this.

I wana play spicy dice with Erina...

>>44002254
is this Airi's roommate?

>>44002510
No, that's me

>>44002633
And me

>>44002633
>>44002694
who's left and who's right?

>>44002633
Let me fuck your tits

>>44002807
me

>>44002254
https://www.twitch.tv/esskayuwu?sr=a
Nice tits

Airi is NOT a bitch.

>>44002878
She's a female dog and MY BITCH

>>44002878
Pure hag? What are the odds? I fear being hurt again...

>>44002857
kek how'd you find it so quickly

>>44002878
well aktshuaually

>>44002967
I'm a porn addict, also I watch her streams every now and then

>>44002878
She already admitted to being a bitch and a boss. The burden of proof is on you.

>>44003003
goddamn degenerate

>>44002987
How many nipples does Airi have?

>>44002878
Airi is GFE

>>44002807
Both me

>>44003035
Fuck.... you're right. That Hime is a bad influence.

*** *****

>>44003231
Many possibilities.
What do I get with the following letters?
X E Z A O R
scrambled for discretion

Those Airi kisses....

Chinchilla is too good for this world

>>44003139
>>44003035
Airi's voice on that track is so sexy

>>43998991
A lot of non arabic Muslims consume alcohol and pork like kazakhstan

Bitos, your oshi's face smells like an aunties coochie.

>>44003063
Exactly the right amount.

https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1630464949196828672
There's soap specifically for the vagina?

>>44004496
only necessary if you're brewing

>>44004496
its probably just regular soap but with a 300% markup

>>44004496
They need soap that doesn't disrupt the chemistry.

>>44004664

>>44004496
>There's soap specifically for the vagina?
Regular soap can dry out the vajayjay and the butt so you want something very neutral for cleaning there.
Cheap lard soap without scenting agents works almost as well.

>>44004157
>the little wave and farewell she did when a chatter went to bed
My heart.

Speaking of juicy.

>>44005337
I will always headcanon this as she never goes out, so when you finally convince her to go to the beach she pulls out an old swimsuit from when she was smaller and is stubborn enough to go through with wearing it.
NEED TO BREED

any good streams I missed yesterday?

>>44005850
there’s never any good streams

>>44005850
there’s always many good streams

>>44005891
then why are you here?

>>44005952
I hate watch

>>44005850
there's an undefined number of streams that may be good and/or bad

>Fuck off xalamon
ERINA I FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEEL

"Fuck off Xalamon" I fucking love this woman

>>44006149
>>44006174
Her other mods, the tranny niji orbiter and the failed male vtuber are worse than him

>>44006206
>failed male vtuber
HEY GUYS
DID YOU KNOW THAT MY GF IS A 2VIEW ON TWITCH
WE'RE A VTUBING COUPLE

Is it sill gfe if erina is really my gf?

>>44006393
Yes but I don’t know why you would post this when she is actually my gf

>Erina's stream turned into a mod circlejerk
I'm so tired

>>44005850
If you like Lia, her return stream was alright but outside of that not really.

>>44000274
She's undergoing sadgirligicationn in preparation for joining phase

Erina and I should have lots of sweaty bedbreaking babymaking sex
I think that would be epic

>>44006174
>>44006149
Why do none of the girls respect him?

>>44006711
fuck off xalabussy

>>44006711
No one respects jannies. Especially the talent they mod for.

>>44006711
because he is a clown groomer that powertrips and thinks his opinion matters in any way
he is basically a reddit mod

>>44000274
>What did Pippa Friend Lisa mean by this?
..only thing I can think of is that they sent maros about not crying on stream. Which is inherently weird.

phase friend mixie is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXPSS_UJ1JE

>>44000274
she will continue to burp on stream and you have to either like it or leave

>>44006872
but when will she start brapping?

>>44006872
People weren't liking it?
How???

Reminder that Pippa bought a scooter and is probably ryonaing herself trying and failing to practice stunts because she fell of her scooter at the park and some kids called her an old woman and she ran off home.

>>44006963
anon that's just self harm, go google search definition of ryona.
but yeah she is doing that.

>>44007052
>>44006963
See what you do is point out that she wouldn't be good at doing stunts if she was still 15

bullying pippa out of the skatepark

>>44007258
Fuckin-
If no proompter anon makes one of this I'll go to /vtai/ and post in the anchor myself.

ignore the jigged hands

>>44007258
Playing awful rap!
Commenting on her flat butt!
Asking why she's creeping on the kids!
Taking pictures!
Whispering behind her back just loud enough for her to hear!

>>44007362
raping urupenguin after she misses a goal!

>>44007400
She can creep on the kids all she wants, but no tolerance to scooterkids.

>>44007402
I had the mental image of that one bowling alley strike screen porn animation with the liker and bito but with urupengin and it flashed before my eyes SO FAST.
Pretty nice.

>bully her for using a scooter
>she comes back with a skateboard
>it's a walmart deck

it's not a real scooter anyway it's a mobility scooter

I love pippa and her discovered indomitable determination.

>>44007621
can she do sick tricks with it?

>>44007621
That was honestly my first thought when she said "scooter" and it made me choke on my drink.

>>44000268
Why? idolEN is pure bait. Their business model is unsustainable and backed by the common pump-and-dump VC startup ideology. Hit large growth numbers at a massive loss in hopes you get bought out. Except the jews don't want to get bought out they want market share.

This round of ads by fishman is pointless. I'm honestly rather disappointed he fell for. I know he's not lacking in money but I had hoped he at least understood the basics.

>>44007621
I thought it was one of these at first, she's girlly enough to buy one and drive around town in a scarf.

>>44007817
yeah, me

>>44007817
>Falling ass up like an anime girl

>>44007896
I've wanted one of these since I watched FLCL but they only go 60 max and I would look like a fag.

>>44007817
>Finally be touching some grass on my weekly sunday-monday break days
>Get a scooter for transport and for fun
>Be short
>Realize I could pass for a youngster
>Go to a skate park with my scooter
>Not immediately harassed for being a woman, weird.
>Almost lectured for not wearing a helmet but shot that anklebiter a look and he backed off
>Go down wide half pipe
>Halfway down realize I'm a chubby terminally online rabbit
>Remember gravity exists
>ohno.jpg
>too fast
>Handlebar slips from weak hands
>Absolutely slide across concrete and just fucking lay there
>hear footstep
>look up
>skater teen with full kneepads and wristguard works
>he's holding a coke
>knowing it could restore my strength, I reach out in desparation
>he pours it on my head
>cry as the rest gang up on me and pull off my clothes
>they just look at me and laugh until they leave at 4PM
>think I'm in the clear
>the druggies come out to play
>fuck

>>44008056
>I would look like a fag
i mean yeah just sitting on a vespa won't change that

>>44007896

>>44008056
you probably look like a fag regardless, don't let that stop you

>>44008064

>>44008064
I think this experience would help pippa grow as a person

>>44007359
If I knew how to do it, I would.

>>44008056
I'd actually get one if it were suitable for my city, but everything is spread out here and connected by freeways which they can't travel on. Fuck caring about looking like a fag, it'd be fucking convenient depending on your location.

Where are the STREAMS fishman?

Erina's new mods can't be worse than her current ones, right?

>>44008430
>

>>44008064

>>44008382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNlRRZK4u7E
Phase Pet Hanamori is wrapping up her stream and waving goodbye to all of her chatters

>>44008570
Not Phase but Harronee placates me.
Pippa is a menace.

>>44007896
These are dangerous, didnt that streamer girl die after her boyfriend gave her one for Christmas? Pippa dont buy one

>~Byebyenee
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>43997641
I've rateposted for a few streams now. Learn to gaslight, the one who put my sense of humor into question did it better.

>>44008707
Its equivalent of a motorcycle. Not going to say they're an equally autistic fanbase because mopeds are a more autistic fanbase. Exponentially more pathetic too. Even than ricers.

Fucking wave fags drawing me in.
Bad people.
Byebyenee.

>>44008825
>Exponentially more pathetic too. Even than ricers.
Unless I'm autistic and wrong, you're saying they are more pathetic than unix-breaking "muh aesthetic" terminally reddit linux users? if so KEK.

My only wish in life now is to find a girl like Shiina and us raise a child together

>>44008927
You relate ricer to linux/computer? fuck this gay world

>>44007752
I am a newfag and got got by those ads. I think it is good for those underperforming, although I would tie it up with a better performing/more iconic Phase chuuba that appeals to a different demographic (Examples: Airi/Pippa, Panko/Lia, Rie/Tenma, Erina/Lumi).

>>44009083
my father learned how to run pop os on a flash drive on his work thinkpad and wanted to show me his customization so I learned some more tech lingo to humor him, sue me.
Anything to keep him from (getting caught) playing diablo on work hours I guess.

>>44009090
>mandatory playdates for advertisement purposes
It would be funny.

>>44009173
Well that's okay then I guess. I am happy for you and your autistic dad.

>>44008927
Get a load of this fucking nerd.

>>44009003
Finding is not that hard. Fighting your own demons to actually pursue her rather than coming up with a million and one excuses is where you'll fail.
I don't even think you're unlovable or unattractive but but the walls you've built around yourself have razor wire on both sides.
This very thread is chock-full with posters whose only apparent pasttime it is convincing you that opening yourself up and going out of your way is somehow a morally bad choice and that you should best stay within your enclosure judging the world for not obeying the ever-shifting demands *they* set from prisons of their own.
A girl like Shiina *is* possible unlike a girl like Lisa for example to obtain for someone like us.
The question is simply if you'll let yourself obtain her.

>>44009191
Do you think those pairings meet the criteria I laid out? How do you think the interaction would go down for those pairings (at least for the ads)?

>>44009227
Thanks, I like to think it helps him cope from having to deal with incompetent programmers and their team leads in the constant meetings he's in. I swear he does half the coding work himself when I peer over his shoulder. Glad he gets paid as much as he does.

Which Phase vtuber is going to play the Elden Ring expansion?

https://twitter.com/ELDENRING/status/1630478058103734274
who's gonna play it

>>44009419
me

>>44009412

>>44009333
Very true.
She is 30+ and I am hitting my stride.

>>44009419
>>44009412
panko if she does not graduate before it comes out

>>44009412
>>44009419
Nice timing

>>44009419

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1630492187199696897
10ma waiting rooms

>>44009594
I can already hear her saying SHUT UP at npcs giving her the dlc's exposition at length.
naisu.

>>44009376
Honestly, I don't watch too many of the other girls streams to give a good opinion. The pairings seem ok in a "different demographic" sense.

>>44009671
She just found out about it on the discord and already has a headache.

>>44009333
Nta, and the walls thing might be right since I cannot even stomach having a nickname on socials, but I'm quite sure the main reason is that I cannot trade my grind and autistic freedom for a romantic relationship. I don't think it's an excuse since I'm fairly harsh with myself. If other anons realized they have different priorities, they'd be happier imo.

>>44009333
>opening yourself up and going out of your way is somehow a morally bad choice and that you should best stay within your enclosure judging the world for not obeying the ever-shifting demands *they* set from prisons of their own.
That's just it, anon. I feel so shut off because so far people I've encountered are fickle, selfish, and just not that great. Shiina feels like the kind of girl who could love on my good days and bad days. I want a girl like that, an actual ride or die who is down to just embrace the times I don't feel like doing anything but being together.
Then there's the fact she's one of the most interesting girls I've heard talk. Most girls I've dated have basically been your normie tier NEET with no interests. A girl like Shiina who has interests and ambitions and goals that don't revolve only around money or popularity feels so unattainable.

Fish I want a Pippa play mat.

Forgot to post thank you for the stream Airi it was really nice, I pray youre doing well

>>44010237
I wanna play with pippa on a mat

>>44010373
How is she so sexual yet so innocent?

>>44010436
>innocent
what?

>>44010436
Innocent?

>>44010473
Pippa is a pedophile.

>>44010509
>a
you meant to type "also" there anon.

>>44010473
>>44010468
Yeah, when she's horny she gives of this sense of innocent excitement, like she's just been taken to a toy store and told she can buy what she wants, and she's running around telling you how cool the toys are

>>44010540
>Pippa undoes your pants, your erection slapping her nose
>"woooooaah penis!"
>she bats at it like a cat, only for it to swing back and hit her on the other cheek
>she looks from it to you to it again, wide eyed with interest
mfw never

>>44008064
Almost except she is an emanciated rabbit

>>44010696
emanciated isn't a word

>>44010696
WRONG

>>44010744
*emancipated

>>44009090
>I think it is good for those underperforming
I didn't say advertising in general was bad. I said he got baited. Starting another campaign while another company's is still ongoing without a specific target in mind is foolish. He's throwing money into a pit and likely won't see a major return. If he were smart about it he'd hold ads in reserve for major events happening in anime and vtubing adjacent circles. Meaning, let's say a large youtuber has an event, an anime company has a livestream, or a game's company is premiering something. These would have the highest potential return depending on how the ad fees work out. Also good would be paying medium sized streamers that hit certain niches to review songs or content of PC girls.

Basically I'm saying to play the game better and don't get jewed.

>>44010606
>>"woooooaah penis!"
lost

>>44010774
pippa isn't free she's a vtuber and works for a chink

>>44010606
>Cheekily giggling as you start to put it in
>Making hentai noises and laughing because it freaks you out
>"Wouldn't it be weird if we did it from behind"

>>44010744
Oh sorry, emaciated

>>44010774
emaciated is the word you are looking for.

>>44010762
>Plumpkin Plumpa

>>44010744
Sure it is, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

Pippa, sto baiting these poor anons in to lusting after you, bratty rabbit.

>>44010880
>cromulent
i do not appreciate the sudden expansion of my vocabulary

>fishman got baited
Idol spams donothons and advertises them, so fishman responded by auctioning for the same ad space as jews.

>>44010835
Why is pippa like this?

i want to fuck uruka's brains out. that is all.

>>44010606
>>44010835

I am profoundly mentally ill.

>>44000160
the screams imagine the segs

>>44010956
BeCAUSE an-non, if she tried to be honest with you and herself she'd have a complete anxiety and fear driven mental breakdown

>>44011025
I wish I could be into sluts like a normal man, I love dorky autsts too much.

>>44010926
Your vocabulary will embiggen whether you like it or not.

>>44011077
I feel like saying that a normal man wouldn't be into sluts is kinda right but kinda wrong.
But based taste nonetheless.
>INB4 anons suggest you should go and volunteer at an animal shelter

Show me your best Phase Friend streaming NOW

>>44006711
why would anyone respect an internet janitor

>>44011125
>>INB4 anons suggest you should go and volunteer at an animal shelter

My family have been suggesting that for a while now lol, but that's because I'm good with animals

>>44011173
https://www.youtube.com/live/BpACfBm45FE?feature=share

nini

cat sex

>>44011324
mspaint wemi lubulublbuuulbuublbulbublulbulbulbbulblvubvlbvlvbuub

Pippa love~!

>>43999121
You made it to the home stretch again peepabro.

I am pleased to see hornikin posting this morning instead of the usual schizoposting.

>>43997681
>ywn eat Erina's ass
why even live /vt/sisters

>>44010954
Which will prove to be a waste of money as he doesn't have jew spreadsheet gold backing him.

Bros, our new competitors are starting out strong...
https://youtu.be/sP_oAycvt5k?t=6110

>>44011411
Something is fishy about this gif

>>44011041
me too

I sleep.
Pippa LOVE!

>>44011854
Good Night Anon

>>44011411
That's a strong tail. Imagine if Yubi used it like a yubi and shoved it up her pussy. Haha.

>>44011725
Lacks the grace and femininity of Lisa. Disgusting.

>>44010954
>>44011720
Phase having ads is not a new thing, manager-kun.

>>44012221
If you think my issue is with ads themselves then I'm sorry, anon, but your room temperature IQ isn't enough to post here.

>>44011720
It's actually cucks their campaign, retard.

>>44012378
>he thinks he can outjew the jews
What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

>>44010762

>>44011725
>feminine pure nature spirit model
>island slag
Who thought that was a good idea?

>>44012537
>Being spammed with only Idol ads vs being spammed with Idol + Phase ads
It reduces the effectiveness of their campaign.

>>44012771
That would be me.

Liaschizo parodier here. After watching Lia’s Light + Henrifire, now I understand why Lia, Flakes, Henri and Pippa are so intertwined. Galen can explain it via the Four Temperaments.

>Ashelia Rinkou (Sanguine)
Lia is the ultimate and funny party girl. She is an extrovert who goes to cons, and who loves to give people joy, but still she herself is menhera. She is rather horny, and unashamed of her crushes like Il Dottore or Thresh, but it is kept by her self-awareness of her own internal issues. Previously, she tried to be seiso, but she found that having a design modelled after Harley Quinn and K-Angel from NSO gave her more freedom, wherein she can express who she truly is.

Her defining trait is Joy, and her element is Air, symbolising Freedom.

>Ikari Henri (Choleric)
Henri had always been extremely passionate from the very beginning. Those who anti his oshis, will burn. When he was a Kson simp he wanted to burn the Chinese, and when she joined VShojo he called her a filthy traitor, and wanted to burn them. He was extremely fanatical, self-righteous, and aggressive in the defense of his oshis. So when Pippa rejected him once and for all, he took on the identity of the pyromaniac Frollo.

His defining trait is Wrath, and his element is Fire, symbolising both passion and destruction.

>Pure Flakes (Melancholic)
Flakes is a very kind and introspective but still depressed boy, plagued by self-hatred and destruction. He became Phase’s most favourite bussyboy because of this, but it is clear he does not enjoy any bit of it. This is why he sought Lia: an extroverted Sanguine like her can provide him and teach him how it means to have fun and enjoy life.

His defining trait is Humility, and his element is Earth, symbolising his humility.

>Pipkin Pippa (Phglematic)
Before you say Pippa should be Melancholic instead of Flakes, hear me out. Pippa has depressive issues, but she does not lament them in the same way Flakes does. Instead she just carries on calmly, unless she gets too excited. Unlike everyone else, Pippa knows how to deal with all her issues, including the issues she shared with both Flakes and Henri. Compared to them, she is a paragon of stability.

Her defining trait is Wisdom, and her element is Water, demonstrating her flexibility.

This is the dynamic cycle between the two biggest goslings of Phase and their oshis. If you would ask Neuro-sama, she would call it a sort-of “Boltzmann brain.” A schizo Boltzmann Brain at that, as these elements constantly fight each other.

>>44012805
Not that effective in the first place considering Riro Ron flopped.

>>44012926
>Galen
Okay, that made me chuckle. Still a meh topic, but your shitposting is getting better.

>>44012991
She speaks in English, yet her main audience were mongol and spanish rape babies. Should have been Idol ES

>>44000268
>same model artists as phase
>same rigger
>invaders
>their first gen is called Origins

yeah, fishman time traveled and copied all of this from idol EN!

Imagine fishman buys ads for Lia's donothon like idol did for Yuko, and five thousand people get cucked live instead of just 300.

I want Phase Connect bobble heads. Make it happen, Fish Man.

thread so dead nobody will notice that i miss lumi

>>44013856
I understand how you feel.

Ahahahaha what a couple of dorks! I'm telling Lumi ASAP.

>>44013856
I will not forget this.

LUMI IS FUCKING DEAD

>>44014005
It feels like that.