/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

!

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>44375236

my wife

>>44375324

>>44375380

Are you bald anon?

>Oh you fixed the toilet?
>I didn't know you were a technician! :D

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

I love IRyS!

>>44375567
No, what sort of stupid question is that? I have a full lock of hair

>>44375463
koiFauna's pretty and hot

>>44375463

>>44375609
BaldRyStocrat...

yeeha!!!

>>44375567
no but i'll probably be at my 60s

>>44375635

>Getting excited with the mixed onsen

>>44375567
if i was i'd dress up as bullseye for halloween

>naughty business

How is irys in Hokkaido already? is she speedrunning or is she doing the levels out of order?

>Mixed onsen???
>Disgusting! Where?

>>44375791
She saw a japanese level and her inner weeb took over.

Do you think in real life IRyS just derps around everywhere and stands way too close to people too?

TOFUUUUUUUU

>>44375846
Probably

>trying to take that dude's towel off

>I was trying to take off his clothes
What clothes???

>>44375791
out of order

>>44375865
that was the correct choice

why does irys wants to see a penis so bad?

>>44375616
Agreed

>>44375929
does she know she look them up on the internet

>i am very flexible today

>>44375929
She's been waiting for so long...

>>44375753

>>44375944
is there a nude/semi-nude version of this

>>44375929
she got spoiled by the pp bois

>autoslaves
YAB

>>44375979

>>44376003
yeah, me... sadly

>>44375929
It's white

>>44376036

>>44375929
Why do (You) try to look up women's skirts when playing videogames?
She's just being a gamer, it's natural.

She's feeling frisky today

SEX

>ywn be a tsa agent that gets to frisk IRyS

she knew what she was doing

>wants to be frisked
Sasuga

>>44376163
But feminists told me this is misogynistic. Why did they lie to me!?

>>44376204
>>44376231

>>44376221
sorry you'll have to settle for being the tsa agent that sits at the body scan machine console and has to closely examine her nude body

>>44376204
God, why isnt there a naked version?

>>44376163
Speaking of, Dahlia used to have panties but they cucked and changed it

she is too dumb

>>44376406

>>44376333
the artist doesnt do r18

>>44376315
that just means i get to detain IRyS for "questioning" for her shoulder bolts...

>>44376421
Some would argue she's not too dumb enough

you what

this perverted dork...

PervertRyS

>>44376081
>ENF
Hot

>>44376533
hentaiRyS

She wants to strangle people just for the experience

so she plays DDR?

>>44376589
what asian that grew up in the 00s didn't honestly

>>44376589
Not for years it's just nostgalic

This girl doesn't seem very smart but she sure is cute

shes just fuckign around

she's playing hitman the same way i play gta

>>44376589
>>44376625
Imagine if she could do something like that in 3D some day

>>44376685
imagine how out of breath and sweaty she will be...

>>44376589
she talked about this twice. she said she could not play it because she felt shy and was not very good either

I can imagine SkateRyS hanging out at the mall, gazing wistfully at the kids playing DDR

>>44376001
https://files.catbox.moe/ffhw3m.png

>>44376744
she's just like me...

god i wanna kiss this dumdum

>>44376001
Uwah...

>>44376841
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>44376956
>>44376841
* Too sex for me to reply properly, good combo, they should breastfeed Goober

>>44376893
Get in line. She is probably the most wifeable girl I have seen in so many years.

>>44377023
I'm at the beginning of the line. (You) just got here

>>44377023
>cant cook
i'll cook

>>44377023
>>44377043
I am the line. Step off me bros. I only let my WifeRyS step on me.

>>44377043
I know her from her PL. You probably know her from IRyS only.

>>44377103
Nah to both

does anyone else find it incredibly cute when she says アイリスは

IRyS would be be incredibly easy to assassinate

>>44377103
I know her since childhood. You will have to try harder

>>44377136
I would end you before you touched a hair on her silly head

>>44377136
This but sex

>>44377165
I was holding hands with her in the womb bro don't even attempt to compete with me.

I bet after all this trouble the target moved on like 20 minutes ago

it's amazing how much trouble irys has in following a floating blue dorito on the screen

>>44376841
SEXO

she is really dumb omg. I love her

This dumb bimbo kek

>>44377284
>she almost poisoned it too early again

literally never seen someone this inattentive it's kind of impressive

IRyS has no chill

finally.

did she just

My sides

>>44377284
I know right? She is so adorable bros... I actually dreamed about her last night. The first time I ever dream about a vtuber. NGMI...

fucking kek

I think she's having fun

God bless IRyS.

>>44377526
Will we get more?

Dumb people who can't even pay a little bit of attention just annoy me to no end. I become angry and frustrated by this shit. I wish I had a different reaction and wanted to fuck her instead, but I just get angry and want to scream at her. Oh well

>oooooooooohhhh the morgue
>this looks fun

>ooh the morgue, this looks fun
i love her...

>>44377551
That's what you get for being a faggot

idol meeting in my mouth

>I feel an idol meeting coming
Yeah me

irys is PEEING at this very moment

the morgue really got her going

IT'S MY TIME

>>44377551
theres help for aspergers

She idol meeting'd on me, btw

Does IRyS stay hydrated or is it really potent

Yeah, me

>>44377624
Oh god...

>>44377629
fuck you washlet-kun...

go watch your minecraft stream kids

>>44377629
thought we revoked your internet access...

>>44377662
Potent and pungent

did she get the kill bill reference?

Oh no...I think I have a problem......I love IRyS!

irl female piss smells really bad bros
hopefully you are talking about anime girl piss

>>44377780
gender doesnt change how your piss smells its what you eat

>>44377780
Varies day by day and inbetween meals

>>44377780
Irl piss doesn't smell bad unless you have an infection anon...

>>44377838
mmm IRyS asparagus piss

what are the odds irys falls for a countdown bait sc again

pls tell her to open the map

>>44377780
RySpee smells and tastes like warm soda. And I am just fine with warm soda.

>>44377882
She's in a dumb mood today. If you pay enough, maybe?

>>44377729
What was it?

>>44377882
No way she does, im sure she already learned her lesson... right?

oh no that idol meeting gave the impression she is going to cut this short

>>44377990
We're only three hours in. She's not stopping any time soon.

>>44377980
she came here to search what that is already

>>44377941
yellow biker costume in the morgue. it probably wont land without the katana that you can get from the top of the cliff though.

>>44378014
It's been 3 hours? Jesus time flies fast sometimes

>frisk me! frisk me!

>frisk me, frisk me
how would you frisk IRyS?

>>44378097
armpit tickles

>>44378097
violently

>>44378097
Start at the boobs end at the ass

I've got a big bubble...

>>44378097
sexually

>>44378097
start with her ass

>>44378039
Ah naruhodo

>>44378106
Based

>>44378097
Slither face first up her skirt.

wet bandRyS my beloved...

This stream has been great

kek IRyS you don't have bullet time

all according to keikaku

>blindy wandered into the heart kill trying to do something else entirely
kek

>>44378361
Translators note: There was no keikaku.

Seeing how much she fucks around in this game makes me hope she plays Dishonored too

baldbros not like this

>>44378014
i told you. i can read her like a book

>>44378643
But will you fuck the book?

:O

i've never heard anyone say "war crime" so sensually kek

>>44378677
No, he won't because he's a faggot.

>she's gonna stop soon
>continues playing
>see i can read her like a book
is this guy delusional or just retarded

>>44378677
nta but i'd fuck bookRyS

>>44378691
WW2 games with IRyS when?

polkabros not like this

>>44378708
yes

>>44378708
>is this guy delusional or just retarded
yes

>>44378708
All of the above and more. If there's a mental deficiency there's a high chance he's got it

Don't sex a book, that's how you get papercuts

>>44378719
cod, moh, or coh when

>>44378691
IRyS would be one of the hookers you can fuck in the trenches to boost soldier morale

>>44378756
How can you say you love her if you won't mangle your dong to sex her?

Do you think IRyS likes racing? Is she a racist?

dumb nephilim

So dumb... lmao

>>44378968
she only likes car for car sex

>>44378968
Yes.

>>44378968
>Initial D lover
She's my cute racist wifeRyS!

>>44378643
he only watch her just to find whatever reason to fulfill his cuck fetish after the stream end

>>44379058
>D lover
yeah mine

I wish IRyS would kill me

>>44379105
If he actually paid attention to her he'd realise his disgusting fetish is nothing but a figment of his imagination and drop it already

>>44379105
meant for>>44378708

>>44379144
Cheeb do you need to talk about something?

>already wears security uniform
>incapacitates a janitor for the lul

blindrys..

>>44379043
https://litter.catbox.moe/p2heng.png

Chances she accidentally gets the hidden ending?

>>44379279
you mean the bad end c47 reference or true end syringing the constant

>>44379251
You think IRyS seeks out her nsfw art? She could probably just ask and get them for free...

is she retarded

she always walks into people like that

>>44379321
I mean where she flies away as the flamingo

>>44379556

>misgendering the flamingo

Oh no... trannybros...

>>44379556

Why can't women pronounce words right?

that was fucking HILARIOUS

>>44379734
It's correct English the American's are the one's that butchered it

LMAO

I have a boner for my owneRyS

>>44379760
>American's are the one's
impeccable bait

>>44379760
what's actually weird is that the woman with an obvious american accent pronounces one word with a british accent

No flamingo ending...

>>44379831
its a regional accent

>>44379835
no... my favorite ending...

>>44379846
huh alright

>>44379846
Uh-huh. What region?

>>44379876
the one she's from

>>44379831
>>44379825
The reality is that both sides of the Atlantic have influenced each other.

she is learning

jesus christ

>>44379876
Uh, upstate New York

Oww my sides...

>>44379876
My region

'privacy' is an upper-class british class pronouncation, briitsh people say both privacy and privacy

>>44379932
A privy area

>>44379760
bloody yanks ruinin our beutiful language innit

>>44379948
but she said privussy

damn woman

>>44379932
>>44379846
alright i'm retarded i just realized what you were doing kek

>>44379760
what word was it?

Jesus Christ...

>>44379948
Naruhodo

I love this dumb dumb

>>44380010
Privacy (but pronounced the British way)

>>44379999
no it geniunely is a regional accent I wasn't making a reference

my fucking sides IRyS

she's the final destination of hitman

Blood lust....

>stupidedly

stripping florida man...

>>44374054
Yabairys...

>>44380385
sound doko?

>>44380385
PonRyStocrat...

>>44380385
anon...

She really loves saying coconut balls...

>>44380385
Retardchama...

>>44380421
yeah, mine
she's poisoning my coconut balls

would you eat IRyS poisoned coconut BALLS

>>44380385
am i finally cured of my schizophrenia? I dont hear imaginary voices anymore

would you let these bite your balls bros

>>44380429
I failed my reps. Gimme 10 minutes. Streamable

>>44380572
yes

>>44380572
Only if she can fit them both in her mouth

>>44380572
I'd let her roll them around in her mouth and maybe lightly nibble them. Light teasing at most.
Afterall, we both need them intact if I'm to impregnate her

>>44380582
10 minutes? Can't you just add the brackets?

>>44380593
>fit them both
>small mouth

>>44356125

>>44356125
TuT

>>44380681

>>44380681
Oh my fug

She totally skipped the video to go faster lol

>>44380572
perfect for my dick

>>44380681

>>44380681
why is there a fat hog here

>>44380681
based

BIRTHDAY SOON

>>44380681
UOOOOOOOHHHHH LITTLE BRAT NEEDS WOMB POUNDING CORRECTION

Oh I'm gonna come alright.

ARE (You) READY FOR THE NEPHILIM BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA?

You ARE gonna come, right?

they did another book. why are they like that?

Didn't feel like being in the book pt 2

>>44380823
I couldn't possibly shoot a blank for her. I'll be there

i've got the other merch im planning to buy in my cart already just in case there's limited merch i have to rush to order... if there's hand signed merch that requires buying the full set there better not be some shit in it that costs $100+ to ship

Will Irys play RE4 original before the remake?

>>44380823
yes inside her tum tum

what are you expecting about her performance in FES 4
im thinking minimal dancing

>>44380872
No. But I will

>>44380872
No..

>>44380888
dorky hand movements...

>>44380888
She'll do that breakdancing spin move

>>44380888
Yeah probably just slow walking with some arm movements especially if it's Caesura.

>>44380888
i would say she payed for the dancer. you never heard anything else from her about the recordings

>>44380888
I'm expecting Ina-tier dancing with Subaru's femininity.

>>44380888
she will dislocate her shoulder on stage

>>44380855
>IRyS birthday merch
>Fauna birthday merch
>Gura bag
>Indie merch launch
This is a very expensive month

>>44380888
she'll do a sick backflip, I believe

>>44381011
id member 4 of my accounts if she did

She's going to twerk her little Asian butt

>>44380888
This...

>>44380630
streamable.com/164bre

>>44381057
No...

>>44381036
>implying all of the cheesecake hasn't gone directly to her ass and thighs

>>44381010
YABAI

>>44381036
i will become takeshi more than usual if true

>>44381036
i will scream sex in from of my monitor

>>44381036
I want to see boing-boing

omg metal gear solid!
how the hell does she know about it? who is she talking to?

>no konami perms
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>44381176
nigga she watches meme videos and theres a fuckton of revengeance memes

>>44381176
Wow I wonder what EN she's extremely close to that would spout MGR memes

why is she stuttering so much to talk about it? it should be normal

>>44381176
yes, the niche underground video game Metal Gear Solid, you probably haven't heard of it, it's making the rounds in indie circles

>her siblings daughters...

>my grandma was like 'you should cum'

GILF JOI UOOOOOOH

>>44381269
Pomu?

IRyS sleeps funny...

>>44381331
yea after sex with me

>>44381269
who?

>>44381280
she did not know who mike tyson was anon

>>44381369
mike tyson isn't a video game
well ok, he's not a recent video game

>doesnt like kirito and azuna
absolutely based

2 Years worth of semen

this based dork...

based on what?

>aha~

>>44381449
my pp

she cums whenever someone praise her...

Teasing and denial
She really leans into it when it comes to asking for encores and goes "sha nai na" a bit before "giving in" during any karaoke stream. She often brings things up about her body weather it's her breasts or feet knowing and often denies playing into a bit more or does that and then elaborates or does more. What's more is that when she was asked why she doesn't swear/ lower her filter during the last Q&ASMR, she responded by sensually whispering "you'd hear the F-word out of my dirty little mouth every 5 seconds"

Attention and Praise
Like being told every song she sang was a favorite during her song learning stream and responding with "that's the right answer" or something like that. I wouldn't say "harem" specifically just yet but just likes the idea of her being fawned over and plenty of guys doing it for her is definitely a plus. Faun barely pampered her and she wanted to sit on and shoved her his cabbage in his mouth before he could consent. That and last two streams (at least) we were told to come and praise her every stream. That and "do it for IRyS"

Loli
Can't stop uohing over Nobeta and really really wants to see her in all of the costumes. She also said she wanted to be a loli instead during the last Holucure stream and some other times. On to of that, in her last Geoguessr stream I think she said something about wanting to revert to her younger kid self with her current brain. That of course would better serve the other things too. So does she want a loli or want to be a loli? Yes

Incest/Brocon/Siscon
She likes eromanga sensei minus the fact that they aren't blood related. She immediately made toad/toadette "not blood related" jokes right off the bat last Mario party collab. IRyK kept mentioning his sister constantly

Dom
I don't think there's much to this aside from light stuff. Like her idle threats when someone make a comment about her breasts or jokingly annoys her. She did shove her foot in her mom's face and forced her to smell it (to prove it wasn't smelly when she was a kid) for what it's worth


Yandere/Loyalty
She has tiny amounts of yandere-ish tendencies. Like the whole GTA V Micheal NTR plot that spawned a whole bunch of cockbell jokes in the thread (which I might've had a hand in starting). She was really clingy and and was of constantly suspicious of his wife at every turn expecting the NTR eventually to happen. (The NTR did eventually happen.) She was probably just projecting a bit of herself onto Micheal as opposed to her liking the whole yandere angle. She gives a 70% luck bost to everyone who has only her as an oshi. The more oshis you have the less luck you receive and if she draws you a profile picture you have to use it for at least a month (outdated) or never take it off (up to date). That and the occasional puppy-dog eyes/sad bit when she doesn't get validated

Size
She often gets wowed by proportionally large things like (idk uh) the trees in the last Geoguessr stream (off the top of my head) and has a tendency to to call smaller things "cute" like on her last Q&ASMR I guess. There are more SizeQueenRyS moments but I can't remember them right now

Non-Con
During IRyS' futon "stream before stream" she did veer off in that direction is all I really need to say but I'll add. Her futon being used when she was gone, felt it's warmth, sniffed it a bunch, talked about feeling a stick on her face and not bothering to wake up. She also got voyeured and almost got fondled in her sleep. I remember some justifications being "It's totally fine. It's not like this girl is taken, right?" Everyone could see how rapey it was. Especially because the schtick went on for almost an hour

NTR
Carrying on from the non-con, there were more justifications like, "Oh, she's married? It's okay. I'm just trying to wake her up." She did have a whole fantasy where she (reminiscent of her GTA V playthrough) exaggerated her mom's relationship with Clive and and turned it into an NTR fic. She also when around and married a ton of people in-game as a kid in some rpgs for items or whatever and got slapped for being a two-timer or something but seems look upon that memory fondly. So she might slightly be into NTR if she's getting chosen. If so it's most likely just that part and not everything else it comes with, which loops back into Attention and Praise. Especially her not liking the NTR in White Album 2 which she talked about with Reine on that one twitter space

Swallowing(?)
Up to you to decided how legitimate this is. When she started eating Faun's cabbage and as asked to spit it out she want to swallow it instead. That and I think she randomly brought up that she hated people just spitting on the side of the road disgusting. It's not much but it's more than enough to extrapolate with

There's like at least 10 legitimate things but that's all I got. Hope that helped

>>44381387
this was probably brian or redjuice suggestion

>>44381360
Mori, how is that not obvious?

>>44381493
no walls of schizo text? you aren't even trying anymore

>>44381543
he doesnt even take a shit anymore

she is going to do something like bae did. she mentioned technology
kanauru really is talking to her a lot holy shit

>>44381490
Why does /vt/ get a 5000 character limit?

>>44381490
BASED

>>44381573
Why is the upload limit for webms 1 mb lower than images? The world may never know

>>44381573
because everyone here is usually too stupid to post anything longer than one sentence

>>44381573
i mean the autism here is interesting sometimes

>>44381608
Didn't they change that recently or was that something else?

>>44381608
why is 4chan so shit? this website needs an upgrade

>>44381673
Japanese moot can't be fucked to do anything with the site.

>>44381570
You say like that guy hasn't been hired by Cover at this point

Does management force them to sing happy birthday to people? Something I've been wondering

>>44381795
You definitely don't watch enough streams but no

>>44381795
no she's just very nice

IRyS...

>>44381795
Nope. She chooses to do it.

I HEARD VOICES

>>44381813
I've seen so many of them do it

>>44381778
hahahah holy cope dude we even saw singapore on geoguesse just because of him

I'M NOT ALONE

>>44381795
i mean it's just a nice gesture

>>44381795
she does it because it is cute

Post end screen moments are incredibly dangerous

She's so dumb....

This dork....

>>44381955
yeah for my dick

i told you. i can read her like a book
that idol meeting was the perfect tell she was going to rush the stream

>>44381983
motherfucker i need to take a shit

>it's a nut because it has the word nut

RATE THE HITMANRYS

>>44382012
Bring your computer to the toilet.

>>44381983
She didn't rush shit retard. She kept playing for an extra hour or so and read supas.

>>44382036
4 hours stream after that meeting. no zatsu either

>>44382026
nut/10

>>44382054
Stop that Chama, that's a smelly gyate

>>44382026
Deadly cute

>>44382026
Fun but I miss nobeta/10

>>44382078
Superchat reading is zatsu. She doesn't do zatsu in streams normally outside of that unless the whole stream itself is a zatsu stream

>stream end
brazilian time!

God I love this dork so heckin' much

>>44382026
illegally cute/10

>>44382119
just pay attention to how much twitter she is going to use today anon
i bet it will be really late in the morning

>>44382126
The cunt's been here the entire time they've just been drowned out

>>44382119
stop replying to the monkey thing

>>44382026
cute dumdum she's perfect/10

>>44382026
cute murder hungry dork/10

>>44382144
I really don't give a shit how much Twitter she uses. She doesn't live in social media.
I only care that she keeps people up-to-date on her plans (sometimes she does, other times nothing, that's annoying).

>>44382178
he's not gonna stop he likes replying to the squizo to shit up the thread

please just shut the fuck up

>>44382259
What exactly is supposed to be wrong with this?

>>44382259
alright you're too fucking obsessed with this guy stop posting his shit here

If I can't have IRyS, I would like to at least marry one of her relatives

>>44382334
Just seduce DadRyS

>>44382259
kill yourself poorfag

>>44382259
You are becoming something worse. There isn't anything particularly wrong with this.

stop posting about yourself wrixne

>>44382259
I'd rather have 10 of those guys than 1 fucking brazillian in this thread

>>44382413

>>44382441
Ha..Hayai

>>44382441
faster!

>>44382389
dadRyS seems pretty cool. i'd like to hang out with him and grill steaks

>Hit bumb limit
>Page 9
You all know the drills guys.

>>44382373
kakkoii

I will be the son DadRyS never had

>>44382500
IRyStocrat orgy time?

Borgar or gyoza

>>44382527
The kind that he is disappointed with?

>>44382528
Yeah go ahead

>>44382529
餃子

>>44382529
don't actually do this i've tried it before

Last!!

>>44382611
Tell me why before I do it, the wrappers are thawing

>>44382639
HAAAAAAAIIIIIIII YAAAAAAI FOOOOOOOORCES
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII YAI FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCES

>>44382639
smolrys poster we're not even in page 10...I didn't even pre-bake yet

>>44382529

>>44382647
i've tried it both as a giant gyoza wrapped style burger thing and a gyoza filled burger... both were disappointing and a waste of time imo but that was a long time ago and i could maybe try and make it better now if i was bored

IRyS please fart on stream

>>44382788
Disgusting...please wait until the tech can transmit the smell through the stream.

IRyS please cum on stream
haha jk of course
unless...?

>>44382824
Already happened

>>44382754
Cute burg!

>>44382824

IRyS, please play Omori

IRyS, please play Space Funeral

IRyS should read Berserk while listening to the anime OSTs You guys listen to anime OSTs while reading mangos too right?

>>44382980
Sometimes

>>44382980
no i read them in silence

>>44382980
No? Can't read/absorb properly when I listen

>>44382980
I can't. I have to voice over all characters in my head.

>>44382980
sometimes

>>44382980
depents on the mango. if i do its that or a jrpg playlist