/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fart

Guh!

I want to impregnate mori with my manlet seed

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>4462157
MY HUSBAND

>>4462157
You ever wonder if Calli ever wonders how her life got this way?

>>4462157
>*have the most genuine personality in the industry*
Yeah but you know I'm still gonna fake that grim reaper bitch persona and profit of my big tiddies to get the money of your desesperate pockets, even tho I hate Hololive and all this vtuber shit, Ya boy gotta keep it real, ya know

yeah instead i'll do a fake low pitched dude bro voice, do you naruhodo ne?

>>4462157
the most original? yes
the most genuine? i highly doubt, that's mostly her character personality, there's no way she speaks like that outside her rapper/vtuber circles

>>4462350
Get that money, girl. Remember who you are and tap that market dry.

>>4462157

mah boi, dis mimi review is what all true nerds strive 4! :O

>>4462157
>goes on shitpost review
>says she is actually a baby
Kneel to kaichou, deadbeats.

>>4462157
I LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN

>>4462498
this is the worst deadbrap of them all, posts this cringe in every thread

>>4462350
t.deadbeat

>>4462553
t. brapbeat

>>4462402
>there's no way she speaks like that outside her rapper/vtuber circles
Anon i...

>>4462402
I have some news for you

>>4462157
>fake high pitched baby talk
But this is Kiara, anon.

naruhodo

>>4462498
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>4462358
I'd rather have someone fake being something they want to be than someone fake being something mass produced they secretly hate.

>>4462358
What are you tripping on?

Who wouldn't want to hold Mori in their arms? As she moves in for a bro hug, but both of you making it awkward by not letting go. Hearing as she starts to blabber about something quickly out of shyness, eventually growing silent. Feeling as her arms coil harder around you, feeling her body against you as she just exhales and whispers how this feels nice. Hearing her deep exhale and feeling how her body can finally relax. Because of you

>>4462350
this, she herself had no shame in admitting that
deadbeats obviously can't do that and go full cope mode
looks like fans don't resemble their oshi afterall

>>4462760
You're trying too hard, faggot.

>>4462760
I'm not a deadbeat. What she's portraying is a character that she obviously doesn't project as real. Most of the girls don't act like the animals or whatever the fuck they portray, they act like generic KAWAIIIIIII anime girls for an audience they hold contempt for. Respect to Mori for at least upholding a standard.

>>4462916
Anon, there is no character. She just is like that.

>>4462358
>fake low pitched dude bro voice
>fake
Touch grass

>>4463007
The reaper is the character. The personality is likely just a slightly exaggerated stem of her actual personality.

>>4462678
retard

>>4463118
>The personality is likely just a slightly exaggerated stem of her actual personality
That is just how she is believe me.
t. someone who has seen her pre hololive streams

>>4462760
I'm no gentlemen fly
Let her devour her gachikoi
I live free and keep my money to myself

Cowboy Cali a best

>>4465939
you either die a rapper or live long enough to become the bloodsucker

deadbraps really do be brapping now

is this the mori thread

>>4462157
So then how come she still pretends to be a grim reaper character in interviews outside Hololive? Also, why be a vtuber and not a regular tuber then? Vtubing is about portraying a character with a different name, why isn't she using her real name then?

>>4462350
Based queen

>>4462157
What type of women travels halfway around the world to fuck some indie rapper?

>>4462157
I love you

>>4468841
an ugly woman

She's not trying to be 3D, but instead let her 3D personality be infused with this reaper bigtiddy sister figure.

As much as she toes the line and resembles a rough modernday female 3DPD, she only brings the roughness traits and leaves behind the controversial features like being judgemental, unbearable, loud

and focuses on being herself, but feminine rough.

I think Mori the person is genuinely kind and likable. I know anons here are mostly losers, but I myself have met girls like her.

They are almost like a sight to stare at. They have this loudness and clear confidence in their voice that boys only have and girls never do, and you get kind of interested.

I sat next to one in university, and I had to personally ask how old she was, because I was surprised she was so well spoken and talking clearly whilst most other girls are sheepish and sound like bag of wind.

She said same age, and I was kind of unexpected hit with a confident woman who felt like she stuck out, and was totally normal about it.

The biggest feature about that girl and girls like Mori, is they are not afraid to be seen as unwomanly, and it gives them so much alphaness its insane.

>>4469661
That's basically how it seems to be. Mori's entire personality seems to be natural. Like she seems to just be the kind of person she is IRL. It's just her but as a tall tomboyish big tiddy reaper.

>>4469754
>mori
>alpha
?

>>4469661
didn't read this post

>>4471181
me neither, just typed whatever I felt and posted it

>>4470891
If you met her in person, spaghetti would fall out your pockets. Her demeanour and personality would scream boy but shed be a girl

youd be astonished at how such a person can exist, such a girl can be so unwomanly but look like a woman and be proud and not insecure about it.

Its funny because just like Mori, these girls have massive crowd of girls who swoon and crowd them in real life too.

>>4471404
She's just kinda autistic dude, not young brad pitt with a ton of groupies

>>4462678
Based kawaiiope poster

>>4471404
This isn't coco your speaking of

>>4471547
autism is needed to stand out from the crowd. heck id wager Brad Pitt isnt liked because of his normal coolness, but his autistic laidbackness and slick calm demeanour and chad face that exudes masculinity that no actor can replicate.

women are the most sheep-like crowd pleasers ever, excuse my incelness. every woman vies to impress the other.

Not imitating usual woman etiquette and being based and yourself, is autistic, because the unautistic normal brains wouldnt do it.

>>4471762
Coco is a megastacy. Mori is pretty decent, but doesnt even touch Cocos powerlevel.

https://streamable.com/jf57gm
So genuine. So true to herself.

>>4472047
this is the most cringe shit i've ever listened to. this is cringe even for ass murr shit

>>4472047
That was cute, i wish i had a gf.

>>4472047
It's not genuine for a girl to be embarrassed to kiss a guy she likes?

>>4462329
Calli probably thinks this is a phase, a step she need to take in order to launch her musical carreer, but she hasn´t realize yet that she already peaked in evert aspect the moment she turned into a vtuber and sold his soul to you, her virgin deadbeats. It'll be funny to see her fall into acceptance that even when she tried her hardest for accomplish her dreams she didn't accomplished as much as when she became a vtuber.

>>4468841
Someone who fell for the "Do you want to find love in Japan?" meme.

>>4462678
Based.

>>4472754
>Calli probably thinks this is a phase, a step she need to take in order to launch her musical carreer, but she hasn´t realize yet that she already peaked in evert aspect the moment she turned into a vtuber and sold his soul to you, her virgin deadbeats. It'll be funny to see her fall into acceptance that even when she tried her hardest for accomplish her dreams she didn't accomplished as much as when she became a vtuber.
look at this rrat.

she's clearly accepted this is her music career. she's too old to "be discovered" as a musician. furthermore it's flourishing as these things are measured.

>>4475297
>she's clearly accepted this is her music career.
look at this rrat

>>4462157
Her speaking voice has become higher by the month, anon.

>>4462402
...anonchama...your autism reps...

>>4462584
t. deadbrap

>>4468841
A gosling

>>4462157
Wow! I can't believe Calliope Mori is my genuine girlfriend!

>>4475772
t. brapbrap

cali has a hypnosis fetish

>>4462157
I dislike Mori as we speak on the same autistic wavelengths.

>>4475812
Looking back, what the actual fuck was this phase in the Calliope saga?
Was this and the ASMR teasing GFE stuff just a temporary lapse

>>4478311
Enma probably wanted her to be the GFE for JPs that wanted an JSL English girl with big tits.

>>4462329
She tweeted almost exactly that on her roomates account recently.

>>4462157
>Gets tilted when trannies say her voice gives them confidence
The comedy of Mori practically writes itself

>>4462402
I thought so too until I realized she had the veritas tattoo in real life and everything clicked.

CALLIOPE MORI FARTED AND SHIT IN THE TOILET ON STREAM. DEADBRAPS FARTING NOW. BRAPHOG MORI

>>4479643
That'd be hilarious if true She must've internally cringed herself right out of it afterwards for it to only last 2-3 months

>>4479726
It's funny how, despite how much massive fame and wealth she has accrued, seems like she just can't stomach being a vtuber

YO YO ITS YA BOY CALLIOPE MORI AND I'M FARTING ON ALL THE HATERS

>>4479868
oh no no deadbraps I thought her disdain was a thing of the past and she totally digs being a vtuber now

>>4479868
Mori isn't a big anime fan or a shitposter. There's literally nothing here for her besides publicity for her music, and she has to pretend to like the most autistic and degenerate members of society in exchange.

>>4462157
Doesn't she idolatrize NIGGER culture?

>>4480107
>>4480126
I'm just saying, i watched the Toonami lineup as a kid and that was the extent of my weeb exposure. but i will happily read LO Comics or watch K-On and recite lines if it means im cashing near 300k in 6 months time

>>4480149
Not really, she's a wigger who loves jap-rap, and oddly enough jap rap conveniently pretends spooks aren't a thing

>>4462916
> they hold contempt for.
Prove this assertion.

>>4480149
You would think you would learn why black people love anime so much. Because when you're in the ghetto, anime is the perfect escapism. This isn't a racial thing, either. Because whities in the ghetto also tend to become huge anime fans. It's easier to just say that most people raised in shitty places end up becoming weebs. And in Mori's case, you can tell she was raised in some shitty ghetto, with her learning JP, travelling to Japan, and becoming a vtuber basically being the culmination of her weebiness.