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What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Can I self post?
Self posting is allowed as long as it's for asking for feedback or starting out, there are other threads for self promotion.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

Open company auditions:
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
OpSec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Twitter branding: https://pastebin.com/jVERSLqG
Parasocial guide: https://pastebin.com/zmpCResg

Stay grounded, stay hopeful.

Other threads:
Western Vtubers: >>>/vt/wvt

Previous thread: >>45186196

>> No.45209173

My boy-toy is live with Starsector.

https://www.twitch.tv/auxiliagenome

>> No.45209315

>>45207986
/asp/ stands for /ass/

>> No.45209688

>>45207986
Which Gen4 has the best ass? Where's the Gen4 ass tier list?

THIS IS IMPORTANT

>> No.45209749

https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish

>> No.45209859

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat
https://www.twitch.tv/kuromaruoniisan
https://www.twitch.tv/runoxi

>> No.45209868

>>45207986
>https://www.twitch.tv/berylch
Babi in denial
>https://www.twitch.tv/chaosfoundry
Has a dumb gimmick that hinders him more than helps
>https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalus
Retarded and spent half his debut silently doing edits
>https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish
Has a huge ego, a gaslighter and manipulator, but also the victim of leeches. Rejected Gen4 and has become its biggest enemy.
>https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat
The only cool guy here, selfpromotes but is aware of it. Started Gen4cord.
>https://www.twitch.tv/herahera_chan
A mistake, trying to get a lolcow following being an unconventional vtuber but will give up in a couple months
>https://www.twitch.tv/fuwacoco
Sounds like a tranny, apparently is cis. Voice is a huge debuff because everyone is gonna filter her thinking she's trans.
>https://www.twitch.tv/fuzakerunah
One of the worst models ever made, even herahera has some charm to it.
>https://www.twitch.tv/kuromaruoniisan
Too /pol/itical, probably watches "libs get OWNED" compilations from 2016. Nobody will want to associate with him.
>https://www.twitch.tv/lcolonq
His gimmick isn't as impressive as you'd think and it gets old fast.
>https://www.twitch.tv/olgaokami
A potential new menhera queen, easily falls for bait. Also tries to leech off of everyone, no matter how big or smaller. Hates Denpa and is constantly thinking on ways to get under her skin.
>https://www.twitch.tv/runoxi
GMI, will cut ties with /asp/ later and pretend she was never here. Possibly using Gen 4 as a launchpad.
>https://www.twitch.tv/tallychovy
Groomer. Doesn't stream, just grooms.
>https://www.twitch.tv/laineikaros
Has a model that makes people wanna kill her. Possibly Gen3 girls alongisde Denpa trying to drag her down.
>https://www.youtube.com/@kankurokingch/
Self promotes and forces a meme about it, then pretends to be innocent and have nothing to do with it, derrailing the thread.

>> No.45209900

>>45209749
I LOVE THIS RETARDED AUTIST!!! GO WATCH HER SHE'S LIVE AND DEBUTING A NEW MODEL UOHHHHH

>> No.45209910

>>45207734
Reminder Digby is live!

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

>> No.45209930

>>45209749

Her audio is a lot better.

Please watch my retarded daughter.

>> No.45209970

>le sekret discord
>Lets all stream at the same time guys! Yeah!

>> No.45209974

>>45207986
Op why you bait me with this god tier ass
I dont even know what asp is

>> No.45209990

>>45209868
Can someone take this list of people and make a cool image of their names and models all in one picture for me? I have low attention span and autism and

>> No.45210108

>>45209990
I would but you'd forget before I finished.

>> No.45210140

>>45209970
There's no obligation or even expectation for members to stream at different times. All the members should still stream at their regular times, and being indies, it hardly matters.
Each person is cultivating their own individual audiences as they normally would, would full support of all other members in doing so.
TL;DR you should kill yourself. I hope you lose your obvious battle with depression and anxiety.

>> No.45210166

>>45209930
I'm kind of sad, the shit audio added to the retardation.

>> No.45210196

>>45209970
Its an endurance game. Last one to pass out gets the raid. Like the Highlander of vtubers.

>> No.45210197

>>45210140
Shut the fuck up Dante

>> No.45210198

>>45209974
Sorry mumei's moons got you hard anon
next time i'll use a man from korean genshin in the OP if i make the thread.

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>>45210166
dont worry she is still retarded. she just started singing all of a sudden

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>>45210197
You'll get me next time I'm sure anon. Sorry to inform.

t. Dante

>> No.45210525

>>45210166
My daughter is singing now though and it's funny!

>> No.45210568

>>45210430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Uzm2ueOaw

>> No.45210725

>>45210568
Lmao

>> No.45210854

>>45209868
tfw no rrats about me so not included in this list...

>> No.45211024

>>45209868
>Sounds like a tranny, apparently is cis.
I gave her a listen because of that and I can see why people say that she's a tranny but to me she just sounds like a midwestern woman.

>> No.45211591

>>45209868
>Possibly Gen3 girls alongisde Denpa trying to drag her down.
she's been in the discord since before this gen started so its probably the gen4 schizoposter trying to mess with her

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>>45209868

>> No.45213108

Talking Cat
https://www.twitch.tv/doctorkonrad

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I'm doin' it. 'Realsmileyboy' on Twitch. Gonna get my ass kicked by 3 Hard CPUs in Mario Party. Come enjoy my Hank Hill-sounding ass.

>> No.45214661

What animal girl hasn't been done before that you would like to see? Rabbits and foxes are cute of course, but something else could help you stand out.

>> No.45214704

>>45214661
Piggy

>> No.45214777
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45214777

>>45214661
Roach?

>> No.45214838

>>45214661
Need more doragons

>> No.45215667

The gen4 hating denpa rrat is a good distraction from the truth of us actually all hating Laine

>> No.45216206

>>45214777
What's the sauce on this it looks cute

>> No.45216744

>>45216206
Gokicha, its in the filename <3

>> No.45217162

>>45216744
Oh snap, i thought that was a custom name. Gonna go find it now thanks anon!

>> No.45217374

>>45213429
That was fun.

>> No.45217656

>>45216744
Previous anon here, i found it and it's adorable. It seems to be a rather old manga too this will keep me going for a few days at work thanks!

>> No.45217717

>>45209990

> Getting all the gen4 chuubas to submit photos

> Getting them to do anything together

> Getting them to post to the thread

Difficulty: Impossibru.

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>>45214777
Huh, funny to see this here. I used to avatar post as Gokicha back in the day. Good times.

>> No.45218311

>>45207449
yeah someone made an /asp/ minecraft server last summer but everyone lost interest after 2 weeks and beating the ender dragon
and the owner was a babi who went crazy for feet, i hate that guy so much

>> No.45219151
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How does copyrighted music work on twitch? Will I get my channel banned if I play non-copyright-free music or does it just get that segment of the vod muted?

>> No.45219189

>>45218311
Project zomboid maybe?

>> No.45219350

>>45219151
Get the segment of the vod muted if it's detected

>> No.45219365

>>45219151
It just gets that section muted. Generally using video game music, or just using unpopular/unknown songs dont get muted that much. If you get a ton of copyright violations twitch will warn you about it, and in those cases it's good not to publish the vod.

>> No.45219417

>>45218311
>everyone lost interest after 2 weeks and beating the ender dragon
because they SPEDRAN it after 2 weeks. just as i got home, everyone had finished. i still haven't forgotten. also the girls who played it just weren't that big on minecraft to begin with and them being outnumbered in the server by 4chan-brand guys certainly didn't make them want to mingle more.

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45219429

Well Digby has finished Hogwarts Legacy.
The game that started it all is over.
Truly the end of an era.

>> No.45219869

>>45219151
the risk for getting copyright striked is near nonexistent for small streamers.

what I see a lot of people doing is having the vods record on a different audio track in OBS and then playing whatever music they want during the stream since getting striked live never happens, that way the vods wont have any music so theres no "evidence" and you get to keep them public.

>> No.45220283

>>45218311
>>45219417
There were too many girls in it already
I still think the server would have worked out if Mukuro wasn't part of it, new vtubers would have joined and older vtubers would have finished their mega builds
That's why I always say, get a gf before you start vtubing, this is what no pussy does to a mofo

>> No.45220587

>>45219429
shut up u trans hater

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>>45219417 (me)
>the girls who played it just weren't that big on minecraft to begin with
i take that back because i never talked to them all personally about the game (all 3 of them) so that may be unfair of me to say, but if there isn't a decent number of people who want to have a go at a minecraft server, don't bother. i know there's a JP indie server of GTA Online that's been going for almost an entire year now, so it's not like it's impossible to keep something like that going for an extended period of time.

but with this group of indies, some of which have only spoken to each other in Discord servers and have not actually collaborated together, it'll be awkward to put them together in a game that is heavily-personality driven like minecraft for longer than a couple weeks, and I know from experience that the banter was mega-awkward but it's still possible to at least make it entertaining somewhat.

if you actually were to make a minecraft server, give it it's own name and identity. give it a plan! I wanna see chuubas do things in minecraft for a goal and at the end of the server they have a proper graduation from the server ceremony with something.

this is a dumb idea that nobody would actually want to do but...
let's say the organizer starts a $10 prize pool everyone donates however much they want. could be $0 could be $100. Whoever has the most advancements with the least deaths at the end gets the prize. the donation must be made during the final stream.

TL;DR if you're just gonna make a server with little pre-testing and drop everyone in there, expecting people to have fun for longer than a month, don't fucking bother.

>> No.45221009

>>45207986
SENPAI IS LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/freeofme

GEN 4 LOVES SENPAI!!!

>> No.45221833

Since we all know the gen4 boyfriend thing was a rrat, who's grooming who?

>> No.45222105

>>45221833
Shipperchama...

>> No.45222132 [SPOILER] 
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>>45221833
there was no rrat anon only the cold hard truth that every female chuuba has a boyfriend or is in between boyfriends

>> No.45222366

>>45222132
>he actually believes that there are 5 women and two babis in this entire thread

>> No.45222401

>>45219417
In Hermitcraft a few people will beat the ender dragon on day 1 but it will go on for months. Issue is that unlike Hermitcraft, most people there did not have the skill to pull off a large build or farm, something like Grian's Sahara is great for content because he had to spend a lot of time making it and then could spend a lot of time mantaining it and improving it

>> No.45222496

>>45222401
In my day we used to just put blocks on top of other blocks. We liked it that way.

>> No.45222663

>>45222366
no, I believe that most of the women that have a boyfriend did not bother filling the form
there's a clear sample bias and it's honest femchuubas, the ones that didn't lie to a survey
you need to start reading between the lines of the tweets, 7 out of 10 times it's boyfriend related

>> No.45222695

>>45222663
>statistical wish fulfilment

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>>45222132
i wish i didn't click on this.
i don't even want any of them i just didn't want a list.

>female
>looking for female
>in between boyfriends
???????

>> No.45222742

>>45222496
If you're playing on your own that's good, but it's not good content unless you use it as a backdrop to a zatsu. Doing something like a mansion or a castle is great content since someone who has been there since you started will want to come in again to see how it's going, and someone who came in after you started will be curious about what you're building. It's even better for community projects like a railroad because everyone can join in.

>> No.45222860

>>45222742
Anon people have been making successful content out of building things in minecraft since beta. All content is effectively zatsu content at that point.

>> No.45222940

>>45222401
I don't follow the hermits but I believe most of them focus on edited youtube videos. The /asp/ies focused on barely streaming, they just wanted to play minecraft.

>> No.45222954

>>45222663
>You need to read your bias into the stats to understand the stats
This is why you don't have a girlfriend anon.

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>>45222701
I don't to hurt you too much but eventually you will feel close to a girl and she'll pull the good old
>teehee I don't think my boyfriend would like this
https://youtu.be/bpoAcXu65TM

>>45222954
no I don't have a girlfriend because I haven't asked enough women out, it's all statistics, ask 100 women and one will probably say yes
also I am a rabid misogynist

>> No.45223619

>>45223253
>teehee I don't think my boyfriend would like this
this has already happens and i still managed to shag her before the start of covid. i've only had 1 blowjob but it was still the worst i've ever had. never go latina bros.

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>>45223253
>he doesn't pull the good ol' wedding ring trick first
weak baka

>> No.45223844

>>45222132
You forgot that these might be self admitted "women", not women

>> No.45223905

>>45219417
>also the girls who played it just weren't that big on minecraft to begin with
Another insider leak, Miyu and Yuuyami spent more hours playing than most of the dudes

>> No.45223915

>>45222940
This is correct, however the concept still applies, just replace chapter with stream
>>45222860
I'm not saying don't build things, i'm saying build large scale things, it doesn't have to be that magnificent, it just has to go on for long enough to carry multiple chapters or streams.

>> No.45223990

>>45223905
yeah that's why i took that back. i was talkin outta my ass and i'm extra passionate when sleepless.

>> No.45225376

It's good to know she's not just acting brain damaged online.
https://twitter.com/FuwacocoCh/status/1636584995580960770
https://twitter.com/FuwacocoCh/status/1636585479372959746

>> No.45225410

>>45225376
we know its you selfposting, just post the tweet and avoid the cringy "oh my gosh you guys, look at what someone who is totally not me and also happens to not have engagement, posted!"

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>>45223782
even if I did trick a women into loving me she would probably break up with me for some bullshit reason, it's not worth getting emotionally invested
I'm looking for the right words to express my cope properly but I can't find them

>> No.45225472

>>45225376
>ass
>mouth
>no mention of a "vagina"
REALLY make you think

>> No.45225505

>>45225472
Don't kid yourself anon. You haven't thought once in your life.

>> No.45225568

>>45225472
Yeah makes me think about her railing my femboy ass with her footlong cock and filling my boiwomb with her demon semen

>> No.45225611

>>45225568
Beryl shut the fuck up

>> No.45225624

RUNNING A TRAIN ON COCO

>> No.45225654

>>45225472
You cant get fucked on something you dont have.
And no, a surgical wound is not a vagina.

>> No.45225713

>>45225472
wait, I thought the whole "aspies are virgins" was a meme

>> No.45225727

>>45225376
That's one more plushie than I get wtf

>> No.45225732
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New-ish Vtubers/PNGtubers
https://www.twitch.tv/berylch m
https://www.twitch.tv/catsreturn f
https://www.twitch.tv/chaosfoundry m
https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalus m
https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish f
https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat m
https://www.twitch.tv/herahera_chan ?
https://www.twitch.tv/frithjof_enrsn m
https://www.twitch.tv/fuwacoco ?
https://www.twitch.tv/fuzakerunah m
https://www.twitch.tv/kuromaruoniisan m
https://www.twitch.tv/laineikaros f
https://www.twitch.tv/lcolonq m
https://www.twitch.tv/olgaokami f
https://www.twitch.tv/pomu_dachi m
https://www.twitch.tv/realsmileyboy m
https://www.twitch.tv/runoxi f
https://www.twitch.tv/tallychovy m
https://www.youtube.com/@kankurokingch m

Older, but recently self-posted
https://www.twitch.tv/freeofme m
https://www.twitch.tv/truekaiser m
https://www.twitch.tv/vampirstation f
https://www.twitch.tv/zenyahima f

Not a vtuber... yet.
https://www.twitch.tv/seltzerontherocks m

People I'm not too sure about
https://www.twitch.tv/hakuraihd m

>> No.45225737

>>45225713
Coco needs to destroy my virgin boipussy

>> No.45225760

http://poal.me/d3a7p

>> No.45225769

>>45225732
>https://www.twitch.tv/hakuraihd m
Where did you pull this nigga out of?
This you?

>> No.45225819

>35 IPs
none of you are actual vtubers

>> No.45225993

Anyone do the shorts grind? Got any tips or things you found are helpful?

>> No.45226042

>>45225993
Put subtitles on everything. Not the closed caption shit, big flashy text for what is being said. Make a library of all of the meme sound effects and sprinkle them all over your clips like paprika on potato salad.

>> No.45226049

>>45225819
>24 in current list
>most older /asp/ies prefer to remain anonymous
You need to stop putting vtubers on a pedestal, they're just people.

>> No.45226101

>>45225376
disgusting tranny

>> No.45226235

All right, stop dick chasing for half a minute and help a brother out.
What's your furniture setup? Do you stream standing up, sitting down, is your chair super high, is it that gamer shit or an office one?
Turns out my table and chair cause me to slouch chronically and reduce lung volume, resulting in a voice debuff. What do /asp/

>> No.45226263

>>45226235
ive streamed strocking my hard cock once and i came and had to supress my moan and it was really awkward

>> No.45226324

>>45226263
wow could you stroke mine??

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>>45225760
Grim

>> No.45226446

I heard a rumor that Drako is streaming RE2R tomorrow at 1PMEST
All because he fell asleep early lol but you didn't hear this from me
https://www.twitch.tv/drakochela

>> No.45226453

>>45226235
Get a better chair if you can afford it, if not, improvise with a decently hard pillow placed horizontally at the lumbar and you should now have a makeshit back rest and posture-checker. If you manage to slouch even then, you should notice it more frequently, or at least not slouch as bad. All tested by yours truly, another anon (but with scoliosis)

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USODA!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7oKoeBOk3w

>> No.45226493

>>45226453 (me)
Makeshift, forgive my brainlessness.

>> No.45226529

>>45226470
Never post again.

>> No.45226535

>>45226446
Fuck off, you rejected your once in a lifetime Gen 4 invitation, you're never getting in.

>> No.45226593

>>45226535
Solid performance schizochan. Your endurance is impressive.

>> No.45226625

>>45226535
He's asleep right now but I'll let him know!

>> No.45226628

>>45226470
Femcel
Femcel
Smelly virgin
No boyfriend
Femcel

>> No.45226653

>>45226628
I can fix her.

>> No.45226707

hair difficult

>> No.45226741

>>45226529
Oh I will keep posting you lying bitch and let me tell you why. Last summer I met my female equivalent, we were pretty much clones, the only difference is that she was on her 4th boyfriend while I've never had a girlfriend. I lost a lot of faith in humanity that day. Obviously I'd fuck myself if I was a girl but that's besides the point. What I'm trying to say is that the game is rigged and no one will ever love me.

>> No.45226763

>>45226628
Hatesex with femcels...

>> No.45226812

>>45225732
What classifies someone as old? There's people in the "new" category who have also been around for a while you know?

>> No.45226854

>>45226653
Shut the fuck up Dante.

>> No.45226884

>>45226741
sasuga schizo-chan

>> No.45227211

>>45226812
some people have slipped through the cracks into Gen 4, but they've been accepted with open arms so they aren't kicking anyone out

>> No.45227815

>>45225376
I love Tranny Granny <3

>> No.45227973

>>45225732
probably the closest we'll get to decent pics, outside of grabbing them from everyone's reference sheets. could make tierlists now

>> No.45228082

>>45226628
It sounds like a dream, but in practice she's probably a landwhale with heavy acne scarring.
Tell me I'm wrong, please let me fantasize

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>> No.45228480

>>45228082
Made for bullying is what she sounds like

>> No.45228513

>>45228112
Add some sound effect and make a wheeee sound, post that as a short on twitter/youtube/tiktok
You're going to make it whether you want to or not

>> No.45228567

>>45228513
You're thinking too simply, the tired eyes demand some kind of deep dive on a subject where multiple instances of speaking fade in and out to show the passage of time and the sheer amount of things being said

>> No.45229343

>>45228567
I want to zoom in the right eye and see another colon in there, zoom in to infinity.

>> No.45229615

You want to make it so you can have friends and money.
I want to make it so I can siphon viewers into my hag cunny ESL oshi and make her happy.
We are not the same.

>> No.45229626

I just learned GWAR has a bad dragon collab and getting one myself is now my greatest goal as a vtuber.

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>>45225376
Please weed out your cringe chatters and keep around the good ones, it's awkward to type around sex pesting

>> No.45230573

Is Juniper dead?
Feels like she was on her way to being a thread darling and then interest in her has just completely died off out of the blue. Doesn't even selfpost anymore.

>> No.45231416

>>45230573
She's active in at least one discord

>> No.45231423

>>45230394
Are you okay anon? Did you reply to the wrong person?

>> No.45231697

>>45231423
I did but it still applies to Coco anyway, they never time out chatters being weird

>> No.45232015

>>45231697
It doesn't apply to fuwa because she/he is worst than the sexpest chatters. The tweet you're replying to is about fuwa doing it ass to mouth.

>> No.45232087

>>45232015
based pornbrain

>> No.45232250

>>45230394
>Please weed out your cringe chatters and keep around the good ones
What if they're all cringe?

>> No.45232419

>>45232250
Then God help you because I am afraid that... YOU ARE CRINGE!!

>> No.45232434

>>45232015
Anon that was a joke Fuwa is a desperate virgin

>> No.45232500

>>45232434
Hi Fuwa, I will now sexpest your chat.

>> No.45232692

>>45232434
Isn't fuwa the married hag anon that once posted ara ara vocaroo?

>> No.45232711

>>45232692
Unsatisfied sexless hag needing fresh 20something dickings uuuooohhh

>> No.45232850

"I need 'em, young, dumb and full of cum" - Fuwacoco, 2023

>> No.45232971

How do I pander to fujos, do any fujos even exist in /asp/ to answer this question

>> No.45232972

>>45232434
It's not a good joke, I now have a negative impression of fuwa.

>> No.45232978

I will catfish futacocko and no one can stop me

>> No.45233158

Which /asp/ is the most groomable?

>> No.45233186

>>45233158
that one guy on the list with no assets and no views

>> No.45233201

>>45233186
Me?

>> No.45233320

>>45233158
just give any male scraps of attention

>> No.45233553

>>45233201
no, me

>> No.45233592

>>45233158
This guy >>45233553

>> No.45233755

>>45230573
> /asp/
> thread darling
one day you too will understand.

>> No.45233786

>>45232971
I once asked on the neighboring thread and they're pretty helpful

>> No.45233949

>>45233786
Will do, at a better time

>> No.45234057

>>45232971
They like to be yumejoshis, why would you want to pander to them?

>> No.45234280

>>45234057
Whats wrong with that

>> No.45234395

>>45234057
Pandering to functional women as a male streamer is a long shot.

>> No.45234416

>>45234280
>>45234395
Bitches be crazy fr fr no cap, better not get involved

>> No.45234482 [SPOILER] 
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45234482

Which of the following games would you rather watch someone play?
>Touhou Luna Nights
>Ultrakill
>Severed Steel
>Koumajou Densetsu: Scarlet Symphony
>The Centennial Case: A Shijima Story
>Gal Guardians: Demon Purge
I'm planning to stream something over the weekend but I'm looking for shorter games since I might not be able to do more than weekend streams for a few weeks.
Open to other shorter game suggestions.

>> No.45234531

>>45234482
Ultrakill hard to stream, take it from me. Out of those and knowing you I'd say Touhou but if the other games are story-based with dialogue I'd opt for those instead

>> No.45234541

>>45234482
Average /vt/ user likely wants to see Luna Nights

>> No.45234596

>>45223782
God I love Emi. Easily my fav Katawa.

>> No.45234603

>>45234416
If they are menhera like me, sounds like a good match

>> No.45234708
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>>45214777
Less people want a roach in their house, unlike a rat.

>> No.45234718

>>45234482
I don't know any of those so I'm not your target audience.

>>45234603
That's what you would think but they are women, they've been pampered their whole life. They have a following of simps courting them at all time. You are not the same, you are not equal.

>> No.45234745

>>45234718
Can I get a take from someone that isnt an incel

>> No.45234799

>>45234745
I think menhera girls are cute.
Doesn't matter to me if they've been pampered. I want to pamper a cute girl and make her blush.
Simple as.

>> No.45234866

>>45234482
Ultrakill, and yeah as the other anon said it would be hard to stream. Unless you can focus and chat at the same time.

>> No.45234961

>>45234745
cbdct has a document if you look in archive. lonely women like company, if you are genuine

>> No.45234971

>>45234799
ok

>> No.45235011

>>45234745
No can do, interacting with women is what made me an incel. The other guys don't know what they're talking about.

>> No.45235128

>>45234961
Thanks Ill take a look later!

>> No.45235327

>>45235128
author said not done yet

>> No.45235447

>>45235327
That's fine, I just need to do my share of research. Maybe put myself in the shoes of a fujo for a little bit

>> No.45235511

>>45235327
Is the unfinished doc available to read?

>> No.45235520

>>45234961
>warosu blocked
>archived.moe turned off seraches
aieee

>> No.45235669

>>45235511
>>45235447
i thought of draft & thought it was done. it's in archive somewhere. slow thread.
>>45235520
https://archive.palanq.win/vt

>> No.45235744

>>45235669
this one works, thanks based boy enjoyer

>> No.45235840

>>45223619
>never go latina bros.
I think I have an oshi again, my heart flutters when I think of her, she's perfect in every way, but she's latina...

>> No.45236069

I broke opsec to shill my channel during my language school graduation speech and got new followers out of it
Several of my teachers also asked for my channel
Why can I shill myself so shamelessly to people who have actually seen my face but the idea of shilling my channel to likeminded people online is terrifying

>> No.45236399

>>45236069
How did you go about it?
>it's been an amazing 4 years
>I'm really going to miss you
>also be sure to follow me at twitch.tv/XXX!

>> No.45236478

>>45236399
>Remember to like and subscribe
>and hit the bell so you never miss a notification!
>Also thank you to my sponsor NordVPN

>> No.45236588

>>45236399
More or less, yeah. My teachers and classmates have known that I'm a "youtuber" for pretty much the whole year I've been here, but I've only shared my channels with a few people. It probably helps that being in Japan means naturally being surrounded by other weeaboos.

>> No.45237033

>>45235669
>Every post is "just bee urself"
>They are completely aware of this and maliciously joke about how the only answer is "just bee urself lmao"
>"Cute things are cute"
>"When [attractive person] did [random meaningless thing] OH MY GOD I MELTED
Everything is always the same no matter where you go

>> No.45237170

Fine, you want to attract women? I'll try not to be an incel for once.
Be passionate about something and talk about it. For some reason they like passion even if it's something dumb.
Of course you also have to be attractive for it to work, but you're a vtuber so you can so something about that.

>> No.45237333

>>45237170
The only thing I can endlessly talk about and geek out to the point of stuttering is mechashit. I don't think it's applicable here

>> No.45237617

>>45237333
You'd be surprised. Bonus points if they don't understand anything and you're making them feel dumb.
But you have to be attractive and means sounding attractive. Shit I'm back to being an incel that didn't last long.

>> No.45237645

>>45237333
there one lady who begged for mecha autistic guy for months

>> No.45237682

>>45237033
archive reps

>> No.45238760

>>45237682
Anon, there's a reason that those random meaningless things are attractive.
Solve that puzzle and you're in.

>> No.45238819

>>45235840
just keep your heart separate from your cock and you'll be okay.

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>/nenmen/ Fic Archive
i'm not very good at archive diving, eh?

>> No.45239026

I got some interesting answers and temporarily distracted the thread from hornyposting and fuwa shitposting. Success

>> No.45239160
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>> No.45240059
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>>38838624
Her ideal male vtuber is... me...

>> No.45240352

>>45240059
She doesn't know what she wants. It's too vague, it's like saying she wants a nice guy, it doesn't describe anything.

>> No.45240737

>>45237333
Anon, they don't give a shit what you're passionate about most of the time. Its entirely possible she's not even listening to your words, just that you're excited and passionate about saying them.

>> No.45240877

>>45238992
back read the cbdct thread retard

>> No.45241010

>>45229615
Latina Lolibaba got me la-lo-loco
"no hablo bien inglés" I give you dinero

>>45240877
Already did >>45240059

>>45240352
Let me have this one win jackass I need it.

>> No.45241854

>>45230573
Her character gimmick got old.

>> No.45242041

>>45225769
last thread or smth, the guy selfposted and never came back afaik

>>45234482
Touhou Luna Nights, mainly because I'm already familiar with the game. it's super fun to see people slowly discover the most cheese tactic for speedrunning the bosses.

>>45225760
nah, no fucking way half the guys here aren't virgins.

>> No.45242219

>>45242041
A lot of the older male aspies (Vennas, Elliott, Lance, Aux, etc) don't really give virgin vibes, a 50/50ish split seems reasonable

>> No.45242246

>>45242041
It's really not that hard to have sex, anon, nor is it something to be glorified the way that it is

>> No.45242739

>>45242041
It's just a one-time thing and you don't have to tell her you were a virgin, unfortunately having sex doesn't fix you

>> No.45242776

>>45225760
femvirgins to non virgins is 3:1 while malevirgins to non is nearly 1:1...

>> No.45242867

>>45242776
both lying

>> No.45242915

>>45242776
anon they're either lying or using bullshit rational like
>he used a condom so it doesn't count as sex

>> No.45242937

did you know that every time a male chuuba mutes his mic its because his girlfriend is secretly hugging him while he streams and he doesn't want to alert the unicorns? its true

>> No.45242986

>>45242915
>>45242867
>/r9k/

>> No.45243003

>>45242937
its true

>> No.45243025

>>45242937
God I wish that was true.

>> No.45243048

>>45242937
who is this about

>> No.45243067

>>45242986
touch grass, talk to women

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>>45242937
Don't be ridiculous anon, I would never have a girl rubbing my nipples through my shirt and trying to endure it while streaming

>> No.45243137

>>45243067
femcel
femcel
smelly no boyfriend femcel

>> No.45243217

>>45242219
Lance and Elliott (rip) are open that they were/are married. Lance still streams with his wife.

>> No.45243280

>>45242937
I don't think I have ever muted on stream. That's right ladies, I am 100% pure

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>>45241010
>Latina Lolibaba got me la-lo-loco
>"no hablo bien inglés" I give you dinero
My fellow gringo.

>> No.45243710

GEN 4 APPLICATIONS ARE CLOSED.
You will hear back from us if you've been accepted into the Discord.

-4TUNE Team

>> No.45243926

>>45243280
untouchable isn't the same as pure

>> No.45244030
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am learn

>> No.45244429

Divegrass starts in two hours.

>> No.45244509

>>45244429
no one cares

>> No.45244569

>>45244509
Keep us updated anon!

>> No.45244702

>>45244429
we're not in this one though right?

>> No.45245118

>>45244702
no

>> No.45245361
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>Tell Oshi that she needs to redebut on a new account to cleanse the irl creeps that are clogging up her discord
>She does so
>New discord is filled with a ton of cute vtubers talking about cute things
>No more retard mods trying to manipulate everything in their favor and the usual cliché of 5 losers dominating chat by talking about weird shit is gone
Am I wrong?

>> No.45245730

>>45245361
>suggest thing
>thing goes well
>did I do wrong thing????

>> No.45246426

>>45245361
you did a great thing, anon

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>seeing how many /asp/ are making their vtubersona with a buch of lore and cool stuff
>me realizing that my avatar is just me in a tracksuit...
>i feel bad bc i can create something outside of my own image, and waste the infite potencial of making an oc.

>> No.45246444

Hello /asp/ I just wanted to tell you I am overcome with the desire to inhale Fuwacoco's bush.
That is all.

>> No.45246678

>>45246441
Anon, there's a very good panel talk Shylily did at a recent convention. She talked about a bunch of things that are counter to common /asp/ lore. She doesn't maintain kayfabe because she prefers to just talk plainly as herself and because maintaining a persona for several hours a day is exhausting.
She also allegedly started with a booth-bought vroid.

That's not saying you can't or even shouldn't put more effort into your design than putting yourself into a tracksuit, but don't take it necessarily as a requirement. That said, if you struggle on a character design level you may likely also struggle in conjuring interesting content concepts.

>> No.45246783

>>45246444
I know who wrote this and I am rapidly approaching your location
I'm going to drop a cinderblock on your head and record the silly cartoon sounds it makes when it hits you.

>> No.45246943

>>45246678
thanks

>> No.45247611

T_T

>> No.45247715

>>45246678
>She also allegedly started with a booth-bought vroid.
And youtubers back in the day started with shitty webcam cameras.
Times change.

>> No.45248108

>>45246441
It's ok.
Digby started with no lore and even now basically has no lore.
He's just a talking cat.

>> No.45248324

>>45247715
not as much as /asp/ would have you believe. the cost to start and incline is negligible.

>> No.45248906

>>45246678
>She doesn't maintain kayfabe because she prefers to just talk plainly as herself and because maintaining a persona for several hours a day is exhausting.

This is the biggest load of shit Ive ever heard.

>> No.45248940

>>45207986
When did moom get such a nice ass

>> No.45249007

>>45248906
We're all ears anon.

>> No.45249162

>>45248906
elaborate

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>>45247611
don't be sad, it's friday

>> No.45249415

does anyone here use a ring light to aid camera tracking? I'm trying to work out if its worth getting over just keeping room lights on or adding a lamp.

>> No.45249613
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>>45249007
>>45249162
Keep living in fantasy land

>> No.45249848

>>45249613
This didn't elaborate anything schizochan. Unless you read that to mean "she tells real stories about things she's doing day to day" which is still entirely possible and plausible but obviously could be embellished. That changes nothing about what the post actually said. She doesn't play a character in the traditional sense because maintaining an elaborate fictional persona is harder than just putting on an avatar like a costume and talking about your poop for 5 hours.

>> No.45249919

>>45249848
>alking about your poop for 5 hours
Typical G*rman

>> No.45249985

>>45249415
Yes. I got one since one of my lightbulbs randomly flickers on and off. You can get a cheap one to clamp over your monitor for $20.

It also makes your skin look great, I see why influencers use them so goddamn much.

>> No.45250042

>>45249613
It's acting, but it's also herself. It's an exaggerated persona. Shylily probably won't be the same private but depending on how much effort she's willing to put into her persona, she's still gonna be 50-90% the same. That way it's more maintainable over longer periods. It's not classic acting where you become a completely different character. That's not the intention when it comes to streaming anyways. The appeal of streamers is to appear more like a normal person, just like a friend you are hanging out with. Vtubing sort of takes this concept a little more towards the acting because it's a cute anime girl who is also your friend and who hangs out with you.

>> No.45250093

>>45249985
Does it actually have a notable effect on camera tracking (Level 5 or RTX either)?

>> No.45250194

>>45250042
Elaborate lore is fun for promotional videos and gimmicks and such but its also a hard square to circle with "and today we're playing Ultrakill."

>> No.45250312

AND THEN I DISCOVERED VTUBING

>> No.45250469

>>45250312
condolences

>> No.45250492

>>45249848
>>45250042
Dont get me wrong, I also dont think having lore and keeping a persona is important, but to hear that from shylily is a joke

>> No.45250636

>>45250492
vagueposter-san you have to actually make a point

>> No.45250804

>>45250636
Because I dont care and you can believe what you want >>45249613

>> No.45250894

>>45250804
You made a lot of posts so tell everyone how much you don't care. Imagine putting that wasted effort into two sentences explaining yourself.

>> No.45251261

>>45250894
"But if I did that then I wouldn't get so many replies on four channel dot org!"

>> No.45251818

>>45250194
Instead of treating yourself as a player, you can be a guide of sorts for the MC of the game and narrate things as a spectator, "I let Mario die" and "Jump over there Mario" sounds better than "I died" and "we're jumping off the ledge"
It's all a matter of perspective

>> No.45252176

>>45222496
Back in my day the freakin’ skeletons didn’t even have bows. They just lobbed arrows at me and they liked it god damn it

>> No.45252196

>>45251818
The HoloJP approach seems to be the more reactive "Oh, Mario died lmao how did that happen?"

>> No.45252421 [DELETED] 

>half an hour to finish dailies for two gachas before stream
Dang it...

>> No.45254243

He's alive?!
https://www.twitch.tv/drakochela

>> No.45255674

>>45254243
I wish I wasn't

>> No.45256121

beryl toes...

>> No.45256419
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Feeling pretty happy about this month, I haven't dipped below 5 viewers ccv in a couple days now.
My live2d can't get here fast enough...

>> No.45257258

When you're picking out an overlay does /asp/ prefer the western streamer style HUD overlays or the picture window style overlay with name plates and things?

>> No.45257348

>>45250312
Shitty meme

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>>45243217
She's much better at this than him but she never streams. I hate it.

>> No.45259105

Somebody tell me quick. Which of the new aspies is marriage material. Clock is ticking!!

>> No.45259169

>>45259105
All of them

>> No.45259184

>>45259105
sister...

>> No.45259324
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What assets should you absolutely have before beginning your stream?

Having a model is obviously a given, but what about things like
>starting stream screen
>brb image
>background/frame overlay
>pictures in the about me section

Or can you just start up your stream with a black background and only the model?

>> No.45259441

>>45259105
I'm marriage material enough to marry this year

>> No.45259457

>>45259324
Nothing technically stops you from just throwing your model on top of a gameplay window from black. I grabbed a background/setting scene and made a simple overlay in csp in about 15 minutes before going live. Its really up to you. I can't think of anyone who I could say truly peaked at their debut or pseudo debut.

>> No.45259665

>>45259324
That's all you need really, about me isn't important but still worth getting done within your first few streams. Don't underestimate the power of branding

>> No.45259745

>>45259324
Before ever beginning to stream? Nothing. Before your first serious attempt at being an entertainer? Intro/outro/intermission screens, BGM for each, channel branding (everything the platform allows you to have, nothing kills a boner more than the channel name copy-pasted over a purple rectangle), panel images (strongly advice to include an easily recognizable piece of your brand in each). Overlays shouldn't be a must at first, not custom ones at least. What you want is to build your image and sear it into the viewers' retinae.
Also, don't just stop at one panel, get an entire row at least. You want to minimize blank space on the screen.

>> No.45260734

>>45259105
>Beryl
Cute but you'll have everyone for 50 miles fighting you for attention. Probably loyal but still taxing.
>Chaosfoundry
I dunno. I'm not into poly.
>Dante Daedalus
Haven't seen much but he's big enough to break me in half.
>Denpafish
Cute, a little autistic but seems suitably domestic
>Digby
Rough tongue, British accent, frugal. Could probably work.
>HeraHera
No.
>Fuwacoco
Doesn't sound like the settle down for marriage type. Definitely more bedpost notches than you have.
>Fuzakerunah
Seems humble and earnest enough. Probably a capable enough breadwinner.
>Kuromaruoniian
He's a weeb and owns a lot of guns, apparently. Cointoss if you're into those things I guess.
>lcolonq
Dependable, works hard, probably a decent provider. Might neglect you for his next project.
>Olga
Potato wife who will skin you alive if you forget your anniversary.
>Runoxi
Cute, bubbly personality. Would probably make something cute for breakfast to make you smile.
>Tallychovy
You'll spend your entire marriage fighting off every woman within earshot unless you escape to a ranch in Central Wyoming or something.
>Laine Ikaros
Works hard and very proud of her work. Will dote all over your children and insist they have silly names.
>Kankruo King
Very energetic and will want to involve you in all of the things he and his friends had planned before you even met. Will call you Digby in bed without realizing it.

>> No.45260754

>>45254243
Faggot, Gen4 won't support you now

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>>45257258
I saw only one person have their fake room as a webcam box and I liked it a lot. everyone else seems to be 50/50 on chroma-key the model to fit with the game or HUD with model in the corner (and also chroma-key)

>> No.45261008

>>45260734
>Will call you Digby in bed without realizing it.
H-hot

>> No.45261087

>>45260887
Huh an interesting concept.

>> No.45261145
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>>45260734
>>Olga
>Potato wife who will skin you alive if you forget your anniversary.
Additionally, she will commit numerous warcrimes and several instances of genocide if anyone decides to hurt you

>> No.45261167

>>45261145
so thats why she is such a bitch to Denpa?

>> No.45261226

>>45261167
Denpa is still alive, anon. Her house hasn't caught fire even once.

>> No.45261295

>>45261167
Thats just to distract you from the reality.
Olga and Denpa are both lesbians and live together.

>> No.45261463

Denpa can return to being the thread's darling if she joins the Gen4cord.
They need harmony and unity.

>> No.45261531

>>45261463
Stop suggesting discords. It never ends well.

Go off and do your own thing chuubas

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>>45261087
fleshgamers have literally done this for almost 20 years.

>> No.45261596

>>45261535
Yes but its unusual for a vtuber

>> No.45261621

>>45261295
unless olga lives in australia and not europe, i don't think she's the lesbian in the survey.

>> No.45261706

>>45260734
>You'll spend your entire marriage fighting off every woman within earshot unless you escape to a ranch in Central Wyoming or something.

Alright males, just bass boost the fuck out of your voice with software to make women cream themselves

>> No.45261866

>>45261706
That might unironically get half of them into 2view territory

>> No.45261891

>>45261596
nta but it's because the effort needed is opposite for each method

As a vtuber, it's very easy to chroma key your model, but you need a bit more setup to make a room window and have it look convincing

As a flesh streamer, it's very easy to plug in a camera and locate it somewhere on screen, but you need to go out of your way to buy a greenscreen and chroma key the background

>> No.45262917

>>45260734
>I dunno. I'm not into poly.

>> No.45263293

>>45260734
>not on the list
o-oh

>> No.45263952

>>45229626
>bad dragon collab
Based.

>> No.45264480

I'm streaming FEAR 2 tomorrow. I'm in the last third, which meaning I'll be seeing THAT scene. Because of this, I have a question. What's /asp/'s experience with yabai scenes on Twitch? I did have a look at Twitch's guideliness, and I can't help it but feel like THAT scene might be in a gray area. There is some "clever" editing and camera angles involved, but at the end of the day, it's still obvious what's going on. Camera focus being on Alma who's covered with just her hair doesn't help either.
What about Youtube? I upload all VODs there, and I do already mark all FEAR VODs as 18+ because of the sheer amount of blood, but I do know there are some limits even then.
I did prepare a "yabai mode" screen to activate at the very last moment, but at the same time, I also don't want to come off as a hypocrite, considering what I already said about Stay Dead Evolution. I did know what I was getting into.

>> No.45264914

>>45264480
absolutely no one cares

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tentative

>> No.45265324

>>45264480
I've seen some channels set up panic censor boxes or bars in places they expect to run into yab material. Tenma decided to play Fear and Hunger with blue dongs and such just hanging out in the open that she covered with scream emojis so I guess you can make content out of it by making a big deal out of covering it. I'm not really sure how scenes and cutscenes work in Fear.

For youtube its as simple as just adding blur where necessary, if necessary.

>> No.45265357

>>45256419
You're already doing better than half of gen 4, don't ever tell us who you are

>> No.45265583

>>45265357
half of gen 3*

>> No.45265789

>>45265265
i still like laine's model.

>> No.45265941

>>45265265
beryl sex

>> No.45266524

>>45265265
lol Digby is the manlet of gen4

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>>45266524
above average for a cat, but i don't know what breed he is.

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>>45266714
He's what 14/15 inches?
Thats well above average. Considering he looks like a shorthair I'm guessing he's pulling size from a semi-longhair since those have some hefty sizes.
He can't be a norwegian, ragdoll or siberian. They top out around 10-12 inches tall.
Maine Coons are well in that ballpark with males getting anywhere between 10 and 16 inches.
He could be a British shorthair though they grow between 12 to 14 inches.
They also come in black and are noted for their intelligence, robust health and laid back temperament.
Also they're British.
So my money is on a British shorthair.

>> No.45267753

>>45267170
Took the shortcut huh

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>>45265265
>zenya
>imagine

>> No.45268019

KK here...burned to a crisp from micromanagement.
Really tempted to buy a ton of Steam sale games...but I need to save up for my VGU soon.

Hope everyone else is doing well...friday baby..yeah..

>> No.45268133

>>45260734
Putting herahera on the list has been the best choice I've ever made.

Getting people to watch their content is always fucking hilarious.

>> No.45268430

>>45267753
Yeah just googled "tallest cats"

>> No.45268678

>>45265265
Isn't Laine tall for a girl? Maybe she oughta be wearing flats instead...
I'm feeling emasculated.
Can I be the little spoon?

>> No.45268779

>>45268678
>he doesn't like tall girls who tower over him
fag

>> No.45268795

>>45246678
Why would you take advice from the person whose sole reason for being successful is copying Veibae's voice?
Don't get me wrong I think she's more entertaining than Veibae too but the only reason she got big is the controversy from that.
I bet if I could do a perfect Gura impression I'd have a decent chance of getting big too.

>> No.45268901

>>45268795
>why would you take advice from somebody who made it when you could take advice from me, a 0view

>> No.45269029

>>45268795
>I bet if I could do a perfect Gura impression I'd have a decent chance of getting big too.
Unironically NGMI

>> No.45269520

>>45268779
Sorry for being a fragile male, can I get a hug big sister?

>> No.45269565

>>45268901
NTA but I guess he has some sort of point, if someone is growing because of a gimmick, their advice on stuff outside that said gimmick might not be as useful, but I wouldn't say it should get completely discarded.

>> No.45269890

>>45268678
>Isn't Laine tall for a girl?
that's why i like her model.

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>>45268678
>>45268779
>>45269890

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>>45225460
this is why i won't graduate until i get married. or get married until i graduate. either way, my tubing comes first and if i still have no marriage or relationship prospects, i'll just get one of those mail-order brides.

>> No.45270211

>>45270009
It was like she was looking at walking garbage.

>> No.45270257

>>45270009
>>45270211
>she knows i'm a trashtuber..

>> No.45270269

>>45270009
Oh god. I coom'd

>> No.45270288

>>45269890
I gonna miss Frumpy Bedhair Laine...
New Laine is great, but that old model had the ENERGY!

>> No.45270384

>>45270288
that was Laine in college. Laine with degree has been forced to assimilate into work culture.

>> No.45270668

>>45269718
>>45269718
>>45269718

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