/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i need a gura-korone collab if that's even possible

the collab with mori was moved. she is going to tweet about it.

I love this shark

I am in love with Gawr Gura! Gura cute!

She's mine now.

>>4527396
Anonchama? your resolution reps!?
Chumpedos are fucking retarded

>>4527725
trollEd hard

>>4527499
its on Friday morning according to Mori's schedule

>>4527725
hatersama...

Gura cute Gura cute!

The life of an apex predator is 90% indolence and 10% blood thirsty savagery.

>>4528289
thats me on top of her head (ToT)

https://streamable.com/k73tnq
https://streamable.com/d8jgjb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AcTtaZ4D5k

She was too close to home base, she had to bail out

>>4528687
>Keep low.
>[deep voice] Like this?
Gura a cute

Goorah!

Gura still awake...

>>4529101
She's probably curled up in bed and can't sleep.

>>4529101
Cute art.

>>4529101
I guess the meeting just finished? I see why she put down a break day down in her schedule.

>>4529162
gardening asmr...

>>4529189
Oh that makes sense.

>>4529101
>retweet art
>retards concernfagging on the replies
it's all so tiresome

>>4529388
I just checked, it was one person.. calm down.

https://youtu.be/To-uQY08mRI?t=11698

Gura is a fan of skinny dipping and sounds like she's done it before. Imagine walking along the beach at night and finding a naked Gura just chilling

>>4529438
5 people. There's 4 likes.

>>4528687
holy shit how have i never seen this clip...i feel like a failed chumbud

>>4529479
She has referenced a rural upbringing a lot and mentioned her family didn't have access to many stores during a recent stream. Swimwear's not exactly something you find in the middle of nowhere. Atlanteans don't wear clothes remember?Huhaha!

>>4529606
>relying on clips
Yes, you are.

>>4529388
when will concernfags learn? there is no faster way to dry up pussy than to act this way.
women firstly can tell you're just trying to gain brownie points, and secondly, who are you to tell someone what to do?

t. non-virgin cumbud

>>4529479
I'd crank her tail.

I just rewatched her "Electric Love" cover from a few weeks ago....my heart can only take so much
https://youtu.be/LfLKpPlXKE0

>>4529609
Skinnydipping with Gura, watching her swim laps around you as she brags about her crown.

The mantis shrimp is my spirit animal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

>>4529741
How does the crown stay on her head in the water?

Gura... Having an absolute atrocious sleep schedule??? Shocking

>>4529680
I'd palm her head like a basketball and slam dunk it into a bundle of pillows where I would assault her with a barrage of raspberries on her flat tummy!

>>4529765
Atlantian magic

>>4529730
this stream, and this specific song actually made me go from saying i love her ironically, to actually unironically being in love with her
it was THE moment for me. ill be a chumbud until the day she dies EVEN if she marries somebody else

>>4529625
i work evenings i'm even going to have to miss her birthday live (assuming it's after 7pm EDT) don't fucking rub it in

>>4529794
spelled Atlantean wrong and didn't realize, must be time for bed soon

>>4529765
It's braided into her hair with kelp.
>>4529787
BASED

>Gura said if we go to bed early she'll go to bed early
>went to bed early last night
>Gura was well rested today
You know what to do guys. Go to bed.

>>4529821
sorry.. now I feel bad..

>>4529853
Goodnight chumbuddy

>>4529796
i think it was one of her karaokes in November when I first realized I was obsessed. The reason I highlighted "Electric Love" was because I could truly feel how much she loves Ame as a friend (no I'm not a gay shipper) but also the slight melancholy in Gura's voice from Ame acting cold towards her. (My headcanon is that they're actually bffs but Ame's too embarrassed to actually reciprocate Gura on stream and I'm well aware I'm super schizo for even using the word "headcanon")

>>4529849
lol you're good chumbuddy

>teeth all the way down
>like a zucchini spiralizer

>>4527495
Korone's English is better than half the girls EN's collabed with. It's honestly bizarre Gura hasn't collabed with any of them. I don't buy the amogus rrat as a legitimate reason

>>4529905
Their roommates relationship doesn't matter to the ship, which they're clearly supportive of.

With her rural upbringing, do you think Gura has ever been to a honky tonk?

>>4530030
I mean at the very least her parents would have brought her to one while she was a kid probably.

Cumkeks...explain
Your oshi told all of 12k+ members that they are cute(all men) with a horny voice.
Are your oshi a whore?

>>4530106
She was clearly talking to me

>>4530106
Eh probably, don't care, I'm not fucking her NEET ass so not my problem as long as she keeps the Cutesy act, it's my mental illness and I have decided she is my coping mechanism for now.

>>4530106
>Your oshi told all of 12k+ members that they are cute(all men)
They were also all me so it's okay

>>4530138
>(all men)
False.

>>4530106
She was talking specifically to me, she was just leading everyone else on because she doesn't know how to properly reject someone. Obviously anon, come on.

>>4530106
She meant me. I’m cute.

>>4530170
I identify as a tree. My pronouns are tree/treeself

>>4529905
whats the rrat about this time? are they still cold towards each other?

>>4530159

ywn watch gura get snuggle struggled by 12k men ar once tut

>>4530138
imagine your hands wrapped all the way around her waist, her tail slapping around while she's letting out little squeaks in between French kisses

>>4530275
just the fact their last collab before the Fish Tank was 4 months ago

>>4530122
>>4530159
>>4530170
>>4530197
>>4530232
Go to bed.

>>4530395
and also rrats saying fish tank was COVER asking them to mog the NijiEN debuts (Fish Tank started and ended right when the Niji events lasted), so therefore, the 2 of them didn't do said collab willingly.

>>4530426
Stop concernfagging me! It's another 3.5 hours before my bedtime.

>>4530426
Shut up, you're not my mom.

>>4530426
I'm going to push you down onto the bed, stinky.

>>4530426
I'm trying to but sometimes it's just nicer to be awake at night

>>4530505
Ame please be gentle with Gura.

>>4530456
oh jesus i never heard that one. (no i'm not a newfag i've done the reps and all the yabs i'm just not that invested these days)

>>4530505
I like where this is going.

>>4529905
When its a song she dedicates to Amelia it feels like she puts in extra effort to make them sound amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeU

>>4530619
omg how did i forget this one. So cute. EN teetee is not a meme thanks to Gura.

>>4530733
I'll be honest i've been watching ame and gura teetee for a couple of hours

https://youtu.be/H1itdhjmUDo

>>4529652
She wants to share her problems with a listener who cares about her, without him becoming an annoying hall monitor afterward, yeah.

>>4530758
oh yes that's a classic

>>4530758
They're cute together.
https://files.catbox.moe/ebvc1b.mp4

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>4530619
>it feels like she puts in extra effort to make them sound amazing.
My rrat is that Ame is really the only "true" best friend she has had (or at all maybe) in a while. Gura has talked about how her old friends (HER days) turns out all of them were fake and were trying to take advantage of her, so she probably tries her hardest to not filter Ame out, because after that, she has no one to be truly and fully confidential other than her family, and we know there's some things one can't talk about with one's family members.

My schizo version of this rrat is that she also has the Bisexual bug and doesn't want to lose her (platonic?) love to her own most likely unrequested feelings so she never expresses those for her and it's just building and building up until she will snap and do something, either insignificant or FINAL YAB level.

>>4530619
She actually love/cherishes ame. If the rrats are true, then poor sharky.

Also, we're all coombuds right?

My rrat is that Amelia and Gura are LOVERS who regularly have discord sex.

>>4530860
BASED even if /u/ schizo.

https://youtu.be/eoRsvpRNPSg

>>4530833

>>4530886
Shark... If the yurifag rrats are true... I hope you are winning...

As long as she is happy, so am I

>>4530953
As long as you are happy, so is she

>>4530953

>>4530953
Alright fellow chumbud, that's the spirit.

>>4530525
I felt that way when I was in a bad mental state. I didn't care to be up during the day. But I've got reasons to take advantage of daylight now, like exercise, so there's that. Don't know how it is for you. Just sharing.

https://youtu.be/jTwk-_ZeGT8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drukFw5naGc

>>4531010
>"I didn't watch the movie, I just watched you...*giggles*"
>Shark 100% just stared at her co-worker be herself for hours
>*Amelia fluids mention*
>Smiles so hard her face starts physically hurting
Is it "She is" or "They are" ???, because this seems one-sided.

>>4530106
We have a beautiful relationship with a lot of sexual energy. Our new long antennae were pretty enticing, too.

>>4531196
The Gurame timestamp document still exists even if it isn't updated. THEY still ARE.

>>4531434
THEY ARE

>>4530772
This brat tells chat that being sleep deprived is her normal state, barely eats real food, and stays inside most of the time. Things have gotten so bad that even she's noticing her shit memory and feeling tired all the time.
Gura's been like this since debut or possibly longer.
>I'm ogey, don't concernfag

>>4531555
Tonight she was feeling much better tho, she immediately jumped on Ame' stream and acted in chat like a brat.

>>4530846
your first rrat is basically where i stand...which is sad and i feel bad for her (most of the other girls have evidence of past life friends). Your other rrat I'm not gonna fully jump the shark (forgive me Ina) but I wouldn't rule out that she's questioned her sexuality in past, if only for a moment

>>4531580
that's good to hear

>>4531555
ngl that's basically me when i'm not working...breaking habits is insanely difficult and i 100% relate to her downplaying it

>>4531555
You get 'em! Tell her to go to the goddamn doctor like she's hinted at forever. Oooh I might have a deficiency THERE ARE TESTS FOR THAT GO GET THEM YOU DUMB SAMEGAKI

I JWU what did I miss?

>>4531801
Nothing unsual. Gura cute.

>>4531580
I don't blame her. Ame naturally brings out the brattinesss out of everybody. Her entire chat is nothing but brats to her.

>>4531847
Gura's chat is brats too

>>4532198
this room is canon

I'll never forgot that Lemons moment during early Amesame days, it was such a great one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknL3q__dVo

The lemons moment was such a beautiful moment and when it got revisited for a moment during the [The Fish Tank] it was so good, like it felt like time froze for a moment when that was brought up, the way both their tones and overall demeanor hit my heart hard. It remined me that the early Amesame moments really did happen and there's still something there (Not to mention drinking from eachothers tea and then all the compliments)

https://youtu.be/oRMh4sP4J4s

>>4532257
Damn what's up with /u/ schizos today? You're more active than usual.

>>4532257
I miss early amesame

>>4532257
Ok fucked up the time stamp for the second one

https://youtu.be/oRMh4sP4J4s

>>4532257
>Ame's bubbly voice and giggles
my heart....

>>4532294
They didn't like being called gay shippers, probably..

>>4532340

>>4532294
>>4532340
its just something cute, no shizoing here.

>>4532294
/u/ gurame schizo came back from a hiatus apparently. Their posts in hlgg were beautifully crazy.

>>4532506
This is just normal Gurame fans. Nothing worth being called schizo.

>>4532557
I'll let the post speak for itself >>4520944

>>4532785
I-I just like the cute art man....

>>4532785
What the fuck did I just read

>>4532785
>not a pasta
Oh nice. I skipped it out of reflex because I thought it was a simple old pasta.
Gurame schizo awakened.

>>4532785
Fuck, thanks for the heads up. The one time I skip archive reps I almost miss a /u/schizo post. Fucking BASED.

Googlechama!?

Cmon anons, I like Gurame but this is the thread for Gura and Gura only...

>>4532897
Gurame schizos have become way too powerful.

Good taste, Mori.

>>4532970
Would Gura think she's cute?

>>4532939
Fuck no it isn't. Post whatever you want as long as it's somehow Gura related.

>>4533003

>>4533127
Nothing's stopping you from diverting away from it by posting about stuff you want to talk about.

>>4533150
GURA CUTE!!!
>That pic
Holy fuck Klaius GURA SEX

>>4532939
>trying to learn to draw
>every time I do guras fringe I fuck it up
drawing is so hard bros...

Stay with mee~!

>>4527725
Filename anonchama

>>4533150
Here's a diversion. Gura probably posted this.
>>4520436
I love you Gura and am looking forward to your birthday even though I don't have the money to expect to be able to buy everything.

>>4533331
Gura is too cute to be here.

>>4533498
She's so cute that she can get away with anything.

>>4527691
No, she’s mine.

>>4527811
if you say so. i stared at it for a few minutes and dismissed it as indecipherable.

Gura should use her chumbucks to hire a dietician would probably fix a lot of her problems.

https://same.ketto.com/
Gura just got another Sameket lel

>>4536519
Hell yeah. Can't wait for more Chinese translated doujins.

>>4536519
Wonder if someone would make a Gawr Gura Figure there like this

Something about Gura liking masculine characters and flirting with us has me feeling confident and secure lately. I guess it just struck me that maybe this is what it feels like to be validated.

>>4536623
>>4536962
This time should be bigger than the last time. However I'm not so sure about coof situation in nip. I hope we get more good stuff this time.

>>4536976
My vore fetish feels validated every time she says she wants to eat us.

>>4536962
At some point next year HoloEN should get official figures. I fully expect Cover to fuck up Gura's completely too.

>>4537244
Even without a vore fetish, I enjoy her biting our ears off, too.

mori moving to rural japan?

>>4536976
We're all gonna make it and it'll be thanks to her.

every day i read global less and less and ggg more and more

>>4536962
There have been garage kit makers making kits of her. They sell out instantly.

>>4532304
anon your timestamp reps...
https://youtu.be/oRMh4sP4J4s?t=3893

>>4529609
I wanna grow stuff with Gura at the farm. Including our child inside her womb

Here you go

>>4540372
she's longer than i expected...

Quick reminder that Gura is always playing with her hair when talking to us.

>>4541189
Quick reminder that Gura is sometimes playing with her cunny when talking to us.

>>4541265
>sometimes

>>4541189

>>4541635

>>4541189
>>4541265
Quick reminder that Gura is usually wet and wearing only a bath towel when talking to us.

>>4541189
>>4541265
>>4542264
Gura, stop hornyposting here, some of us are at work right now.

>>4542929

>>4543010

>Gura has the biggest numbers because she's the best!
>Gura has the best voice!
>calli has the most views on her music by far
Explain

>>4543243
>calli has the most views on her music by far
Calli is registered on YT music, and so she gets more algorithmic support and gets a wider reach. I think.

>>4542571
No no. I am willing to be frustrated at work if it means she talks about being in a towel while talking to us. In fact, I just got done giving a briefing to HR so being frustrated in that way is better than how I usually get frustrated here.

>>4543243
Calli is known for her originals, Gura is known for her karaokes. Simple as that.

>>4543427
>I just got done giving a briefing to HR
I am so glad i havent had to deal with hr yet at my job.

So is armstrong your kind of guy gura?

>>4543243
yeah I'm sure when gura releases an original track it'll manage to garner absolutely zero attention

I hope Gura got a nice restful sleep like I did!

>>4543854
I hope Gura has been to the gym and masturbated twice since waking up like I did!

>>4544041
look how fucking flat she is. goddamn that's hot.

>>4527396
>tfw missed the Spaceballs watchalong
Anyone have an archive of it uploaded?

Also how was it?

>>4544337
it's on her community tab. it was pretty good.

>>4544337
>Also how was it?
She liked it a lot. It was adorable when she said "why not take the money?" near end. Almost makes me sad because it makes me think maybe she's never met a romantic sort of man. For Lone Star it stopped being about the spacebux.

>>4544337
I loved it. The movie itself was pretty corny and Gura was very, very cute.

>>4533331
I J** and sorry to break it to you but I posted that.
t. male neet

>>4544576
>why not take the money?
i'm actually glad she has this attitude, because as much as we might want it to, this gig isn't going to last forever.

>>4544576
she wont fuck you bro.

>>4544822
You're a tad off-target. Lone Star took the job to pay off a debt. He would have walked away with nothing if Pizza the Hut hadn't died. His debt was gone, so he refused the money and moved on. If he had taken the spacebux it would have tainted the memory of the time they shared together.

>>4545053
you're really overthinking my post.

Sneed

>>4545072
That's probably true. I laid in bed thinking about her saying that last night. There wasn't even a tinge of greediness in the question either. She's beautiful and she's all I want to think about.

>>4527499
Ew what is that artwork

>>4544576
99.9999% of people aren't going to be put in the situation of "would I pick this girl i'm not dating and haven't known very long but have a crush on, or would I pick 1 million dollars", and honestly you'd seem dumber and weirder if you didn't pick the 1 million.

>>4545334
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1399105763205910537

I need my daily dose of gura or I'll get angry

>>4545350
>honestly you'd seem dumber and weirder if you didn't pick the 1 million.
That doesn't matter when you're in love.

>>4545447
Yeah but it does after you've broken up with her after a couple weeks. Real life isn't a movie, and if you expect it to be you need to work on lowering your expectations.

it's a space comedy film. please stop thinking so hard about it.

Major, im running low on gura pics.

>>4545596
Don't disturb them, I'm unironically really enjoying that people are analysing the romantic motivations of parody Hans Solo in a comedy.

>>4545350
But in this situation the girl is a princess from a rich family. The only question after that is if you can tolerate the girl or you actually do love her enough that you can put up with her family. If it were a monkey paw situation where you get the girl, or take the money but never get the girl ever again. That's the interesting decision.

>>4543167
>put my gurasses on
>everything went wrong

What is her vocal range?

>>4545875
there's a guy who shows up in global who has determined it, and i know he posted about it on /jp/, but i didn't make a note of it. you could try asking there or searching the /jp/ archives.

>>4545875
Cute to sexy, all of which have undertones of beautiful.

>>4545350
Well I think >>4545053 is right. He's a space cowboy who, admittedly, strongarmed vespa's father into paying off his debt. When that debt was settled he chose to turn down the payment because he had actually bonded with the princess and would feel bad scumbagging her family. Presumably 1Mil Space $ isn't much out the pockets of royalty, but there's a principle behind it.

He's got a bit of honour, even if it's selective. It's admirable. Remember, he asked the king not to tell that he didn't take the money. There were strictly speaking, no romantic motivations in his decision not to take the money. It was purely an act of honour.

>>4539261
Ah yes, there was this one absolute schizo who was complaining about using custom browsers scripts, pluggins, multiple account subscriptions and other absolute autismo setup to get the latest news on Gura-related stuff and was complaining about how a vanilla chumbud got the upper hand on him with the news about a kit, needless to say, I don't think he got it kek.

>>4529978
Amogus rrat?

>>4545954
this man is in love

Never watched one of the movie watch alongs (with gura or anyone else) but its been a long time since ive watched spaceballs so i think the time might be right. Thanks to whoever makes the archive torrent for these members only streams

>>4546088
Gura did an amogus collab, but kept dying early into every round because of the language barrier. 2 randos then went to complain in Iofi's chat, she noticed and apologized, and the situation blew up into people complaining about toxicity. The RRat is that after this collab, either Gura felt so bad about her fans going after Iofi that she stopped doing collabs outside of her gen, or her manager put the breaks on her doing collabs outside of her gen.

>>4545875
S for Siren

>>4527396
>Got tricked yesterday
>got tricked again today
FUCK I CAN'T LET GURA LET GET AWAY WITH THIS AGAIN

>>4546411

>>4545805
There's no frend, there's no frend, is up to you

>>4529498
> The viewer's math skills reflect their oshi's

>>4545875
No one has answered this yet lol
I haven't analyzed everything but she matched suisei's G6 on NCP, and her screams are usually in the 7th octave
And I think she's hit an E3 during When the party is over
My pitch recognition isn't that good so I would like someone to confirm it

>>4545526
>you need to work on lowering your expectations.
Acknowledging that love can fail is not wrong. Assuming that love will fail is wrong.
>>4545963
>strictly speaking, no romantic motivations in his decision not to take the money. It was purely an act of honour.
Romance and love aren't just sucking face and lusting after someone. Having the restraint and care for another person to distance yourself for their sake is romantic. That is when love is at its most ironic and painful, but no less beautiful.

>>4546100
It's true. When I think about her, everything feels like it's going do be alright. When she speaks it's like being wrapped in a warm blanket. Cheesy stuff like this goes through my head all the time now and every second of it is bliss.

>>4546768
yes, her excited screams routinely exceed A7 and the highest i've seen is about C#7. i don't think i would count that as part of her singing range.

>>4544041
La U sucks ass, faggot.

>>4546783
>Having the restraint and care for another person to distance yourself for their sake is romantic.
My point was that his motivations were not anything to do with the previous guys
>"would I pick this girl i'm not dating and haven't known very long but have a crush on, or would I pick 1 million dollars"
question, as if lone star knew that if he didn't take the money he'd have a shot at her. It is false to reduce the situation to that hypothetical. In my opinion lone star's decision not to take the money was one of personal honour, as he chose to hide it. You could argue he chose to hide it so that vespa would think less of him, making their separation easier, but the decision to not take the money was itself a matter of honour, because taking the money would have the same result.

>>4545672

>>4546999
>as if lone star knew that if he didn't take the money he'd have a shot at her.
It would be selfish of him to ask her to give up her responsibilities after she told him the conflict she had about them. When they were together in the desert she expressed her belief that she was wrong to run away.

Having said that, you're not wrong. A person can love with honor and I personally wouldn't draw the distinction between the two in this instance. In my opinion it's not that he did it to get in her pants or make her think twice about her marriage, but rather so he would never think for one second that what they shared was influenced by money.

Gura stop being so lazy and collab with a jp holo!

Gura keep being so lazy, but actually sleep for once!

>>4546999
>>4547235
Shit, I greentexted the wrong line. Just ignore it.

>>4547235
>so he would never think for one second that what they shared was influenced by money
that's a new one, i like that, thanks anon

This spaceballs watch along feels a lot like watching a movie with my little sister, although she doesnt talk this much during movies

>>4547235
I bet Gura would love reading your guys analysis of the space cowboy-prince and his princess.

>>4547985
but she already is

>>4546255
Christ, i can only hope to have that kind of talent, maybe in the next life I can be a good singer

>>4546768
>siren
she can also sing Skyfall well , no shit that song has low notes and is hard to sing. Gura's very impressive

>>4547932
I like to talk during movies, even when I'm on my own, but my parents hated it so having Gura talk every now and then was really comfy for me. Also obligatory,

Cuddling on the couch watching old movies with Gura!
Fighting over the blanket and ultimately conceding to a pouting Gura!
Slowly making your way to bed after the movie carrying a sleeping Gura!

No cute shark today.

>>4548200
Gura resting her head on you while you watch together, you crack a joke about the movie only to look down and find out she dozed off

>>4548700
>gigachad.png
>"Hey babe, wake up you need to laugh at my joke."

>>4548643
Why?

Gura is awake and retweeting things!

>>4548643

>>4548750
>Gura resting against you, asleep
>You wake her up to make a cheesy joke about the movie you were watching
>Once she realizes what happens she gets frustrated and bites you
worth it

Any guesses on what her next outfit might be?
It would be cool to get a samurai themed outfit.

>>4549165
A yukata would be lovely.

>>4548995
that keeps happening to me when walking is something wrong with my posture or something

>>4549165
Cute witch with a giant hat for her giant head

>>4549209
I would like all of En to get a yukata next

>>4548884
get out of here, gura, you're off the clock!

>>4549213
you need better ankle support, try high-tops

>>4546783
>Acknowledging that love can fail is not wrong. Assuming that love will fail is wrong.
Then we agree at least on the first point, don't make life-altering decisions based on a relationship that is either a couple weeks old or hasn't even begun yet, and don't expect every relationship to be like a life-long fairytale.

>>4549255
gura doesnt have the time to come here

>>4549165
Any eastern style clothing would be great.

>>4549209
It seems like this would be a likely choice, especially if the HoloEN girls get New Year's outfits

>>4549165
I kinda hope if mythbreakers is popular they'll get cosplay of their characters for the table, so Chuuni gura would be adorable.

>>4549278
good joke, at least give a believable excuse

>>4549213
What the actual fuck anon.

>>4549237
If the outfit is as cute as this art, then I agree. Seems like the rigger would fuck up again if there are too many moving pieces though

>>4549165
cyberpunk/tech wear or a cute maid outfit would be really good.

>>4549276
>don't expect every relationship to be like a life-long fairytale.
It can never be one if you walk into it expecting to fail. If you don't have faith in your own love why should anyone else? If you want a "life-long fairytale" you're going to have to put everything on the line for it. I'd never expect to receive the most valuable thing in the world without taking a risk that's just as great.

>>4549447
I've seen Anya's rigging. I absolutely don't want that picture, it will just piss me off.

>>4549213
I'm no doctor but yes, that's very wrong.

>>4549412
Gura is too busy masturbating to come here.

>>4549510
there we go

>>4549510
silly anon, that's why she's here
didn't you know?
approximately 40% of /ggg/ hornypost strings are started by gura who gets off on knowing what she does to us

>>4549209
>>4549247
Yukata would work great for a special occasion like New Years and would be wonderful fanservice and sign of respect towards our JP bros. And it looks great either way.

I want to see the shork acting all neat and proper while wearing it and wishing us a happy new year in Japanese. I can see it, I can feel it. It would be adorable.

>>4549563
Some of those are Ame.

>>4549213
I used to twist my ankle often for years after I broke it. Probably could've used some PT looking back on it. But yeah, maybe see a doctor anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAgrIDIhlE
I love when I'm too lazy to make streamables and everything I wanted to clip gets clipped by other people.

Do you guys really think that Gura is here. I mean, if I was her, I'd probably be disgusted by most of you.

>>4549684
i dont think any of the EN girls come here.

>>4549684
i sure hope not.

>>4549475
Lol if the rigger gave Gura boing boings like Anya, I can't imagine that the rigger would ever find work again

>>4549456
It absolutely can be, being smart about the relationship and not dumping everything you have into it doesn't mean that you're exempt from finding something that finally works out long term, it just means you were smart. If a relationship requires everything that you have, then it's flawed and likely not worth that effort.

>>4549447
oh, yeah. there's literally no way umiushi can rig that.

>>4549665
This was one of the cutest endings in recent memory.

Gura's Gadget Guide

>>4549728
>being smart about the relationship
Being smart and being in love are often paradoxical. Not always, but often.
>If a relationship requires everything that you have
It's not about what it requires, it's about what it's worth to you. Never lowball when it comes to love. Refine it, change it, improve it, but never sell it short.

>>4549684
>The same topic every thread

>>4549448
Cyber would be cool, but I'm not the biggest fan of this art. Gura is cute in any clothing, but she deserves maximum cuteness

>>4549873
Honestly at this point all I can say is I wish you the best, you're very hopelessly romantic and you're just setting yourself up for either lifelong dissatisfaction with relationships, or depression from one good but failed relationship.

>>4549684
Tourists just can't stop projecting their disgust onto the girls.

>>4550123
>you're just setting yourself up for either lifelong dissatisfaction with relationships, or depression from one good but failed relationship.
Been there. Hurt me before. Took me years to stop blaming myself. I'd rather be this way than what I became during that time.

>>4549975
I'm not the one who brought it up

>>4549782
It really was. She's getting pretty good at moving the model and wiggling around at the same time. And poking her head in from the side of the screen was so cute.

>>4548643
Cute shark soon

>>4551065
...anon?

>>4549165
I would go for a Geisha gura. For halloween, she should go for a ghost

>>4549563
I wanna choke and fuck gura. Thank you for reminding me to do my forearm reps

>>4549975
People see hereposting and can't help themselves. I don't mind it as long as it doesn't turn into one of those HERE IS ALL THE EVIDENCE shitfests.

>>4551147
VERGIL DOES NOT LIVE IN MY HEAD GUYS I FUCKING SWEAR

>>4551198
Isn't Geisha Gura just Gura with makeup and a yukata?

I want to see another dinosaur Gura prop for halloween!

>>4551246
I WILL GET GIGANTIC FOREARMS FOR GURA

God damn, Gura has never seen star wars?

>>4551294
That's not something people should concern themselves with. There are posts that I see here that are graced with Gura's spirit and that's what matters. Here, on a website full of the most jaded people on the internet, is a relatively small group of people that hold that spirit in their heart and cherish its presence. It doesn't have to be Gura on the other side of the keyboard for that to be true.

>>4551666
Star Wars watchalong with Ina, when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t9NeIa2u5I

>>4527396
So is it confirmed that she had to push her original song for this month?

>>4551924
i sure hope so, two of my favorite things If she doesnt like it though itll hurt my soul

>>4552138
no, not at all. there is a project that was planned for this month that was delayed.

>>4552138
It's pretty much confirmed that she had to push whatever the big thing she was hyping for May was, but we don't know for sure if that was an original or not.

Sharkfox collab when?
Can gura stop being lazy for once

>>4552138
>>4552601
She said she had a surprise for us soon after the watchalong last night.

>>4552647
it would be fun but gura doesn't know enough moon and fubuki's eigo isnt jouzo enough for proper communication

>>4552724
Uoooh? If it's not an original song, I'll be a little upset

>>4552647
I wanna see them play a rhythm game together/against each other.

>>4552647
I mean they could do a similar collab like Korone and Mori did.

>>4552911
I wanna cuddle with them under a kotatsu during a cold fall evening.

>>4552861
please be patient. give her a chance to get one right.

Liking a song enough to cover it is almost as good as an original song imo. I don't think she'd cover a song she didn't really love.

what gift would you give gura if you were allowed to send her anything?

Don't say you love Gura but at the same time cant be bothered to send her a 3 sentence letter telling her how much she means to you. You still have time, send her your feelings. It would mean a lot to her regardless of what you say.
https://en.hololive.tv/contact

>>4554042
That limited edition Dante coat from when the game released

>>4554042
A large bottle of everclear

>>4552724
True, but I felt like that might've been referring to birthday merch.