/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meds are for the weak and unfaithful. Embrace the chamers inside you.

> (you) will never soothe Haachama during a menstrual episode by buying her chocolate & talking to her for hours

I can't help it bros
she is all I can think about

I love her too much bros

>>4549979
>New single: https://youtu.be/9mj2QJE-UOI
Thank you for promoting her new single. I know a number of people do not appear to like it for whatever reason but I genuinely love it. It pulls my heartstrings and I have always adore the instrumental ever since she used it in the #NEVERENDINGSTORY video. I've been trying to find it but it seems that the credits of the single would indicate that even the instrumental was comissioned.

>>4552039
I liked her from when I first watched her, but these last few months with the on & off hiatuses + streams like the members one today Hve pushed me into full Gosling mode

>>4552488
>not 2st
nooooo the soul.....

Today's members stream reminds me why I fucking love her

>>4552703
For me it was this that pushed me over the edge
https://files.catbox.moe/e7uasw.mp4

>>4552488
I listen to the lyrics of the song it made me love it more

>>4553113
>My inner loneliness
>Let's rewind the clock til we remember the happiness
This shit hits too close to home

>>4553113
>I listen to the lyrics of the song it made me love it more
Pic related

>>4552888
>she actually changed it
what fucking nigger told her it was wrong?

>>4552488
>she changed it
Where are all the faggots who were yesterday swearing blindly that "2st" was intentional and symbolic?

>>4553047
What a fucking banger, how can the 2st even hope to compete

>>4553907
That reminds me, this is technically an original song right? So will she be singing this in a live concert some point in the future? How they will handle this song will be interesting to see.

>>4554160
Don't know how she would fit it into a concert, I could see her closing karaoke streams with it to replace faded

>>4554160
I can't imagine why not

>>4554289
I can see this since it has already replaced the Ed of her stream

I superchatted her $100 today and I don't even feel bad about it. What the hell is wrong with me?

>>4554592
You are in too deep

>>4554592
you're paying for that dental work anon, make sure you enforce proper flossing in her chat now

>>4553731
well, half of comments on twitter was pointing it out/making fun of it

Brushing Haachama’s teeth...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDt5MF07Hfk

Her not getting 3rd anniversary Merch makes me genuinely sad. I know I can always akasupa to support her but I was really hoping for something tangible that I can buy

Either she can't sleep or she is waking up at crazy times
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1400590962527596548?s=19

>>4557376
It's only around 8AM. At least it could mean she's brushing her teeth after waking up.
We're the ones brushing her teeth since it's our money that bought her toothbrush and toothpaste

>>4557255
I think she feels guilty about the last MC contest stream. Maybe she's gonna give attention to the others she missed.

>>4557866
Does that mean she loves us?

>>4557912
It's possible

>>4557949
I hope she dreams about having sex with us like Matsuri did with her viewers

>>4557973
Degenelate, AWAY

We've been blessed today. Don't forget to do your 日本語 reps and your life reps Haatons! Progress comes slow and steady.

>Black Company jokes
H-Haatons... did she find us...?

>>4558911
Nah, Haachama Kensetsu was officially renamed "Haachama Black Company" at the beginning of her last Minecraft stream. It's the name of her Minecraft company now.

>>4559311
I want to join her company and work forever in supporting Godchama

>>4552488
Considering that ''Neverendingstory'' was the point she went into multiple hiatus makes me wonder if it's more related that how she is feeling lately than only related to her lore

what is gosling?

>>4559913

>>4559790
After her latest member's stream the answer should be clear. Remember her rainy day lore video where she said her heart was a void lately? Sometimes people are better able to express themselves through their art than by spoken words when depressed.

>>4554592
Relatable I still superchatted when there's 500 left in my back

>>4559913
Newfagchama...

>>4551686
Did she actually mention that she's on her period on her stream? I have something of a mensuration fetish, if Chaamers mentioned it I might bust right now

>>4559415
You and me both bromiechama, you and me both.

If Haachama is actually serious about being a worldwide idol, what does she need to do?

Maybe it's just because she's my Oshi, but I really think Haachama is something special. She's a real, genuine person and I never want to take my meds again

>>4562477
Real and genuine in that I think she has embodied her character or stayed true to herself through Haachama, not that I think Haachama herself is real

>>4562057
a better goal considering out of the entire history of idols the only group that managed to break through is BABYMETAL

>>4562571
Hololive's "Comedian Idol" thing is a bit of a novelty and it might be possible to break out similar to how Babymetal broke out with metal idol..

>>4562057
Nothing. She's already technically a worldwide idol but being the number 1 is a different thing

>>4557585
So... are we sucking her period blood too?

>>4564974
>he thinks it's even a question

>>4549979
Also reminder to do your Redheart and Infinity reps!

>>4562534
Both Haachama and Akaihaato (but not so much the initial Haato she debuted as) are her; just different sides of her as a person, albeit exaggerated. That is also why Haachama sometimes acts like Haato even before Akaihaato became an official thing, it's a real part of her personality. Chammers is just going the extra mile and 'adapting' the two main sides of her into separate characters/personalities, that's all.

>>4553740
She even got kinda butthurt when someone brought up the 2st thing in the membership stream.

>>4553740
Please don't tell me you thought they were serious.

>>4565415
fake news last 2 threads were pretty much antichamma falseflagging and shitposting.

I love her so much

I'm actually considering buying 3 or more of the nendo, it's that or beer, what could I lose

>>4557255
What does she mean by this?

>>4568370
Probably nuked by YT

>>4568370
it's called modern art

>>4559913
a young goose, sillychama

>>4559913
Me

>>4562057
develop a talent

>>4562057
drop the schizo shit

>>4562057
Collabs and destroy YAGOO in Tetris 99

>>4568370
new personality as a self-mutilating minimalist

>>4570837
Haha, no! All five of the Spice Girls were completely talentless including three of them lacking any ability to sing at all.
Yet they became worldwide idols and arguably the most dominant ones of either sex since the Beatles

>>4570906
But antichama told me EOPs love that shit, so what you said is invalid since obviously he's always right.

How do I attract a girl as perfect as the Chama?

>>4571176
>Spice Girls
>Beatles
literally who

Been revisiting the fortune-telling stream.

Rate Chammers' foretelling of fellow Holos.

>>4571329
I'm actually a good fan of both, mostly the Beatles, I just don't object to Spice Girls being put on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBcdt6DsLQA

>>4552488
i can't stop hearing the chorus as "fighting all of their fears of losing you again"

Is Haachama about the reveal the truth about Cover?

>>4572600
Yeah, Spuce Girls codified a lot of the modern “idol” tropes. Before then “all girl” groups were like Bananarama or The Supremes, one front girl that can actually sing and a couple of secondary girls that are there for backing vocals or eye candy.

Spice Girls brought for girls bands what boy bands already did: each girl has their own quirk (posh, sport, baby, etc) and their own following and fan base, a model that is still reflected to this day even on “idol groups” like Hololive.

>>4573141
Nah, prev thumb was a little bit on the yabai side

>>4558645
Is there a way to make writing Kanji less painful?

>>4574406
No you just have to practice like your ABC's it will gradually get better

>>4574406
You don't need to write them unless it helps you memorize

>>4568370
Cover is a black company.

>>4573264
What was the thumbnail?

Still no thumbnail???

BLACK COMPANY

>>4575159
>What was the thumbnail?
This one

>>4550101
I don't like these monsterchammers images. Haachama is horrifying in concept and action, not appearance.
It's the kind of horror where you look up at the stars and they coalesce into a face, a face that then starts talking to you.

>>4574406
>Is there a way to make writing Kanji less painful?
Skip writing and stroke order (for now, you'll need it if you ever need to look it up in a dictionary), focus on rote memorization and ACTUALLY USE THEM.

The more you read the more you remember. The longer you stay without reading you'll forget even 女 and 男

Haatonchamas.... I am glad I didn't cancel my subscription........I wanted to, but the day I want to cancel, she streamed her 3rd anniversary and I am watching her membership stream right now. Thank you fellow Haatonchamas..

>>4562057
Reclaim her english reps.

Reminder to the antichamas. She doesn't give a shit about you

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1400783717249863681

>>4577359
Strongest idol.

>>4577068
That's the tamest "lewd" thumbnail possible, good job susan

>>4577068
How was that too yab?

>>4577772
>>4577808
Susan was afraid of the phone call.

>>4577924
so am I, the haachama arc has taught me to wake up before my alarm even goes off

>>4578710
>Alarm for stream goes off
>Chat goes ballistic
She conditioned us to be afraid of that sound.

>>4577359
Fucking kek

Sorry bromies I am going to admit the song Infinity didn't get me hooked at first but after listening to the lyrics I can't stop listening

>>4579975
1 million views by july or the heads start coming off

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1400800940525973511
Migo...

>>4580587
When was the last time Haachama was talking to people on Twitter? Also Miko is probably running around her room now

>>4580587
Chammers, you didn't have to go that far..

>>4580722
She replied to Shuba and someone else iirc. She replies to people but it's kinda rare.

>>4580722
miko is already looking for kiara's pacifier prop for the collab

>>4577772
>That's the tamest "lewd" thumbnail possible, good job susan
>>4577808
>How was that too yab?
It was not. It was a successful test tho, Haachama was clearly experimenting with all those gradient colours and lights over the image to see if it could fool YT-Kun 童貞bot
>it clearly couldn't
Better luck next time

HAHAHAHA, Haachama is just too powerful for Susan to control.
She just slapped the very same unaltered thumbnail and called it a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDt5MF07Hfk

Sasuga strongest idol

>>4560073
Yeah, it's very clear now that Haachama just didn't changed since her debut, she just used the "strongest idol" as a shield, Haachama herself is a shield, I can really think she is more fragile than most people think

>>4581355
also it's singchama now

It's not much but her saying 'simple is best' really helped me to go through life more easy going

If she's gonna try doing collabs again on top of streaming less in general, then we might be leaving the era of constant lore updates. She won't stop doing lore completely, but she might not have the time to do it once a week. In that case she might keep lore streams self-contained like the original void stream instead of making an overarching story.
>No minecraft
Aww.

>>4581542
Yeah, whoever can control the heart of a japanese barely out of adolescent years
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1400808168117047305

four others were doing a minecraft stream too
I wonder what kind of interactions would've happen

>>4581668
Non it changed to singchama

>>4581542
>also it's singchama now
My theory is that the server is a little crowded right now, with Pekora, Coco and Lamy streaming at the moment

>>4581668
yeah, I wonder if she got scared that so many people were online
well, singchama is always welcome too

>>4581708
Oh, and Botan too

I doubt she's scared since she had a good time with her call-in stream and Coco and Lamy are friends, maybe she just didn't want to do the same thing a bunch of other Hololive streamers are doing now.

Maybe she decided to make a pixel art then remembered that she needs time to plan it

>>4577072
Yeah. She's like Saya from Saya no Uta, an eldritch horror that terrifies you despite looking like a perfectly normal girl for the most part.

Singchama
I wonder if that means she saw the 3Dstream singing

>we could have had based CocoChama interaction
>last minute change
this is going to be lore, she can't do it while other people are there to possibly mess up the setup

How late will haachama be today I'm betting on 3 mins

>>4581708
Gee Coco, how come Yagoo lets you have two Minecraft streams?

>>4582254
Called it

>>4582254
You were close

Haachama surely knows how to promote her single. I never get tired of hearing the whole thing, don't skip even when watching a VOD.

>En stream
>But in the morning
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ENGLISH STREAM TOMORROW

EN stream tomorrow boys
We fucking won

nearly all members in the chat today

>>4582884
>>4582885
>>4582916
Someone is popping a vein right now. Two, actually, one above and one below

>>4582917
People went full gosling yesterday this is the result.

>>4582968
Yea my dick, god damn I'm so hard for her English voice

HAACHAMA ENGLISH IS HAPPENING!

>5k watching
explain

>>4582979
how couldn't you anon

>>4583139
I did, I was there, and I threw money at her.

>>4583044
>explain
Since 5k accounts are watching, it says that 5k accounts are watching

>>4582917
After yest I understand

GO CHAMMERS GO

>>4583044
Minecraft peko

>>4583044
>5k watching
>explain
15 of the girls are streaming right now. They all got their slots "dammed" by Roboco new outfit reveal so they all started in the same next available slot.

Jesus she hits hard on this song

>>4583664
I didn't realize it was one of those primetime days again.

>Haachama english
>on a weekend where everyone can actually watch it
>not in a real nigga hours timeslot
get the word out, we can get her at least 40k

>Gurenge
You know what, it's been a long time since this song was spammed fucking everyone so I'll let it slip.

>>4584006
Until she changes the stream at the last minute to something else, or cancels it outright.

>>4583664
>Risu

She's far too cute for anyone in the world to oppose. Her immense strength is just for show.

HAACHAMA WANTS TO HOLD MY HANDS BROS

>>4584151
it'll be the biggest waiting room ever

Singchama...

yes
more
more for my ears

Reaching critical levels of SOUL tonight, revisiting these older songs

Haachama reminds me of my daughter who died in a car crash when she was only 17. Every time I watch Haachama it feels like I'm watching my own daughter perform. I'm crying right now.

Here we gooooo

She's going schizo again but with Red-kun lmao

Whoah Red is here

MY DICK

ENTER RED KUN

Listening to Red-kun sing for prolonged times hurts my throat. Jesus I hate trying to sing in my lowest voice cause it somehow hurts even more.

>>4585162
Superchat this to her now so we can screenshot it and post it here.

>>4585162
You sound like that Watamate who always sends her akas and calls her daughter

Red-kun is fucking our oshi right now, say something nice about him

>>4585189
That's normal newfagchama. It's called having range.

>>4585434
No I meant the "durr you can hear red-kun?" bit.

Man, seeing the king return was nice.

>that cough
she is dying...

Damn she was really straining her throat at the end there. Hope she takes it easy

>People leaving stream already
>Dont get to see FEET

>>4585509
Ah I apologize, that was a bit rude.

>>4585816
Sniffchama

>>4585815
It's K, we're all pigs here.

>>4585816
I always forget that haachama also has knee length hair on top of the pigtails, someone get her to a salon

>>4585816
how do I become that Haaton?

>>4584315
ID girls other than Moona completely missed the boat.
Last trimester of 2020 gave them all a boost but, other than Moona, they all failed to capitalize on it.

Moona put the ID girls on the map and, thanks to HoloEN debut and the fact all ID girls actually stream in english they all got a huge boost after that "LapisAzuri give me" event.
Moona was smart and understood that tagging along and becoming a proper "Hololive member" was the way to go instead of retreating to being "Hololive Indonesia".

Risu managed some success with NNN but stopped hanging out with JP girls and faded. Iofi likewise, her thing is the same as Ina thing except she doesn't have the same audience so, by avoiding collabs she also faded.
Giving in to ID retards demands to stream in bahasa finished sinking their battleship, whatever english speaking audience they managed to acquired shied away from their ID only streams and that was that.

Along with Moona, Ollie figured things out and it shows in her growth

>>4586024
That Haaton is all of us, stuffed inside one small body.

>Suzan removed the picture from the thumbnail, so she just showed it on stram
Sasuga.

>>4586286
Different pic

What would you mail the chammers? Cum sock?

>>4586145
Actually there are two types of ID girls
> Moona and Ollie, growing their audience worldwide through collabs, speaking english and interacting with the public
> The rest, failing to do just that

>>4586145
This is why you should never listen to the spergs that cry about leeching, regular collabs are generally always superior to solo streams for viewer enjoyment unless it's a disaster like 66 minutes

>>4586348
Fuck, you're right, guess that's enough drinking for now.

toothbrushing asmr right now in suppachatto reading
God I love this girl

>>4586370
She would appreciate a worn sock more than a cummed one

>>4586422
>spergs that cry about leeching
That's the most retarded take in the whole fandom, even more retarded than "Ollie got fingerblasted on stream".
There is absolutely nothing wrong in leaning on a most sucessful coworker to build your audience up, that's the whole reasong there is such thing in the concert world as "opening act".

Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Smashing Pumpkins were opening acts for Red Hot Chilly Peppers in the early 90s and absolutely nobody think of them any worse (or even fucking remember it)

>>4586921
>toothbrushing asmr
You would think so but she's actually eating candy

>>4586921
>actually making sure we know she's brushing her teeth
Are we being groomed into her new father figure?

3 personalities now?

what is even happening?

>>4559913
Starred in the notebook and Deadpool

>>4587128
No idea. I'm just getting off to the noises she's making

>>4587128
She's brushing her teeth/feet

Only downside of the toothbrushing ASMR was the translators going full retard

well

I mean even more retarded than they usually are, at least.

>>4587128
brushy brushy

Fuck me, I just wanna give this girl all of my money. My Gosling instincts are about to take over completely.

Fuck she keeps coughing, please don't ruin my english stream

>>4586387
Basically Ollie and Moona are almost all ID now. I just don't get why the other ones (except Reine, she is open to collabs) don't want to go out of their shells, this is why they applied to Hololive? To keeping in their comfort zone?

What language is she speaking???

wtf is she saying

STREAM INFINITY

>sleep forever

>I'm dying so I will sleep soon

>>4587397
>>4587431
She's reading names

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1400842271038197771
Thumbnail is officially dead.

>>4587695
Damn susan, what are you doing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxV2qkSWDsU

>>4587857
>3 a.m. local time
Well, HAACHAMA might, but I surely won't

>>4587695
>流石はあちゃま!!!!!!

>>4587857
Nice. Prime time slot

>>4586387
Reine speaks almost entirely in English and just collabed with Kiara.

>>4587857
>can haachama get up?
she's already setting herself up to oversleep

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1400844246081425415?s=21

Ask your questions

>>4587857
>Still using the #HoloEN0 tag
Still doesn't give a single fuck I see.

>>4587857

>>4587984
>premium members only
marshmallow stop being jewish

>>4588128
Huh? You just need to follow her on twitter I believe?

>>4588019
She never will.

>>4588128
Just follow her on twitter anon, it ain't premium shit.

>>4588183
Maybe just the email back thing, I am following her but it's not letting me type

>>4588364
Press the twitter button to login I believe

>>4588019
Chama is too powerful

>>4587076
6 if you include Red Heart and GODCHAMA.

>>4588040
>>4588242
Worldwide strongest idol. Also I think the fourth biggest bust in Hololive? Haachama is stacked.

>>4587897
moi

>>4588019
She can't use #HololiveEN normal hashtag, so she just adds a 0 to not trigger management

>>4587945
Reine is growing 3rd highest on the graph, which makes sense because Kiara is her partner.

>>4588364
For whatever reason, I wasn't able to type on mobile but when I switched to desktop view it worked. If you're on your phone you could try that.

>>4588364
Same

>>4588476
Did that Haaton just get Kancho'd by Lolichama?

>>4588364
I had to press that log in button and kinda make the site link to twitter so I can send a message.

>>4588594
It was AWAYed

>>4587352
>except Reine, she is open to collabs
>>4587945
>Reine speaks almost entirely in English
That's why she blasted right past all of ID Gen1 and has the third highest sub number and growth rate of the ID girls.

Why bother, she's just gonna pick 10 random obnoxious EOP marshmallows 5 minutes before the stream, they're all gonna be awful and she'll cut the stream short as usual

>>4588897
Good morning Antichama

>>4588589
I tried on my desktop but didn’t work. Is there some verification thing I’m missing?

>>4588897
When did you get unbanned, antichama?

>>4588897
It'll be the same set of garbage EOP questions she gets sent every EOP marshmallow stream

I wonder how chubby she's getting with all of the stress from college

>>4589042
I got it to work on a different browser but then it was suddenly working on the first browser too, so maybe I just had to log off of twitter then log back on.

>>4589203
Why are you replying to yourself, Antichama? Have you gone (more) insane?

God fucking damnit I want to brush her teeth

>>4580587
I just cant over how cute miko's love for chammers is, kek

>>4586145
>Giving in to ID retards demands to stream in bahasa
one of the most idiotic decisions imo

>>4587857
>Same time as my Oshi
Haachama please...I guess the vod will do

>>4587942
Fantastic. Gonna get drunk and watch HAATO steam all night

>ignores everyone due to her own mental distractions
>they all love her and keep loving her anyway

Will Haachama release weekly schedules? I love her spontaneity but man her streams can be tough to plan around

>>4589475
>>4589682
>>4589475
Watame, Miko, Coco, Ame, Lamy and even Suichan pretty much love her unconditionally. Is Chammers actually a harem protag?

>>4589958
man, we could've had so much Amechama MC content if she wasnt kicked from EN server. I will not forgive enma for it.

>>4590070
I'm going through the Amechama collabs again and they're the most diabetic-inducing shit I've ever seen. I would pay good money to see it happen again...

>>4590442
chammers showing ame around EN server stream is one of the best MC streams on par with pekomoona. it just didnt get the freedom to take off.

Footchads I'm starting to believe this heaven is permanent, not just a fad. There's still a chance she'll get bored once she's gotten through all of the variants, but the question of if/when she gets bored might not matter. It might just be a staple of her streams now.
https://streamable.com/10uh4c
https://streamable.com/oo2ihj

>>4591663
2 weeks ago I thought feet were disgusting, but Haachama is making them seem appealing. God help me.

>Stram at 2 AM
>I have uni lessons tommorow starting 8 AM
Oh well, guess vod during more boring lectures will do.

Haachama getting raped by Watame on Sunday

>>4593499
at HoloMania?

>ywn go on a karaoke date with Chammers

>>4593864
What could Watajobber do to former champ Haachama

>>4590070
>EnMa
It was JenMa’s fault. EnMa only manages Ina.

>Hi, how are you?
>Are you calling up my phone?

WELL ANONS?!
>can Haachama get up
CAN (YOU) GET UP FOR HER?

2manysnacks does such good work. God damn.

>>4596441
ah fuck i have to be at work in 2hours

>>4596441
It's at 2 am for me so I'm worried if I can stay up

>>4596441
>tfw 8:00 PM for me
For once being an east coast American is paying off

>>4596589
>t. 2snacks

>>4596441
I won't sleep for her (2 a.m CEST)

It's fucking 8am for me.I have a job interview at 11am and it's 430 am here why am I like this

>>4595477
Have been apologizing to Emma for the past few month

>>4552888
>nooooo the soul.....
right? even the comments loved it, damn it

>>4596441
I get on a 36 hour day/sleep schedule when she streams. 36 hrs awake, 12 asleep. I stayed up to watch her return but that meant I missed watching Singchama Live. I really don’t like waking up early since I am in CST.

>>4596441
But I'm watching Cats...

>>4597867
Bro the stream is in 3 hours, the movie will be over by then

New haachama fic from the writing general

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J32EHCllOwAeQQ1754k7dRgh-z1KmXMS2kDhu1TjvoE/edit

>>4589475
did miko really post a mikorrat

>>4597968
>google docs links from guaranteed schizo sources

>>4598149
trust me anon

i know what you like

>>4597968
Jesus they really had forgotten to take their meds before writing this huh

>>4597968
Jesus christ, that was dark. Still, it's a legit Haachama/hololive creepypasta. So pretty cool. Maybe you should post it on some creepypasta site/wiki somewhere?

>>4598979
I don't think the people over at the writefag general can even understand the concept of meds

>>4599087
What's the character limit on marshmallow?

>>4599554
Cursed post.

>>4599554
What's wrong with you?? Did you even click on the link?

>>4596441
>3:00 for me (EEST)
Haatochama-sama pls. Why are you doing this to me.

>>4597968
>Her former corporation never bothered to change the passwords of her old channel so she still had access to it.
Out of all that shizo abomination I could actually see this one happen, kek.

>>4599851
>>4600839
It's jork, also feels bad for eurobros finally experiencing real haachama hours

>>4601782
Aussie Chammers had the perfect time of streaming, nowadays it’s too early or too late for Europeans

>>4597968
>AWAY!!!

How unmedicated will this stream be?

>>4589682
chadchama

>>4605253
You assume she will even get up for it

>>4605253
Will she have red bull too?

I have to do family reps. Go on without me bros

>>4605553
How latechama?

Chama live in 20 mins.
https://youtu.be/GxV2qkSWDsU
I though it was 12 hours from now. Thank you Bromie, Chama love.

>>4605797
I'm sure Brad will let us know

En0 Godchama
Imagine if she did pass the audition and became one of those five En avatars

Marine's channel also got hit with the white play button thumbnail, what the hell is going on? Are they really just going around slapping them on the wrist after 2 years of slightly(or in haachama's case very) lewd thumbnails?

>>4606203
Miko has lewd thumbnails as well then changes it last second

>>4606222
Well in this case Marine was hit with 12 hours to spare so they aren't looking for streams that are happening soon

>>4571176
>conflating western with Japanese culture
Stupid ass gaijin.

>>4605853
Does anyone remember the stream where she said she was starting to watch JoJo? I know it was an EN stream before 2021 that wasn’t purged.

>5 minutes until stream
Wake up Haachama, there's still time

>>4591663
>It might just be a staple of her streams now.
All the other hacks are copying her. So i rather have it being a fad.

>>4589682
>b-but every one h-hates haachamma

>>4577359
she's fighting secret wars in the unseen with beings beyond human imagination

>>4606380
>All the other hacks are copying her.
She wasn't the first, Ame and Gura did it in their podcast a while ago, they were probably the first since Ame actually requested it iirc.

>>4606380

>>4606463
If is true my bad, i dont really watch the hacks.

Time to guess how many minutes/hours/weeks Haachama will be late by.

>>4606463
Ame is the originator.
This is a hack: >>4581669

>>4606596
I got an hour and 20 minutes

>>4606596
Alright lets do it price is right rules
>7 min

>>4606596
When she's done sucking me off and finish swallowing

She's alive https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1400966559359668228

She’s awake

SHE'S AWAKE

wait I thought HoloEN0 shit was banned

>>4606222
pretty elite desu

>>4606768
>あああああああ!
As she masturbates furiously

>>4606794
She was banned from using #HoloEN and her HoloEN2 streams never returned either. EN0 is free game

>>4606807
>ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
w-what did s-she mean b-by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxV2qkSWDsU

Just woke up in time damn.

Imma steal yo girl
Gotta figure out what's true or false in this world
I'm a naughty girl~

>>4606794
EN0 is free real-estate, anything that said otherwise was a rrat. Although of course even if it were true, there's a big chance Haachama would just ignore it anyways.

brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

Now to see if her usual translators are awake too YES WE WILL NEED THEM, PROBABLY MORE THAN EVER

>>4607013
That's her motor-boating my breasts

MORNINGVOICECHAMA!?

>>4607027
she's spiggin it

[EN](Context) I love her so much

>>4607027
it feels good to not have to use my eyes for anything but appreciating haachama

already kino

>>4549979
>Bare feet
JESUS CHRIST DON'T DO THIS TO ME I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I COULD GET THIS HARD.

The way she said 'morning chat today'
her accent is the cutest

Haachama plays Uno reverse card

Bros I love her so much. Is this how Goslings feel?

uh oh
stinkee

I want a footjob from Chaama so bad bros

>>4607212
It should be illegal to love someone so retarded

tell me anon, whats the secret of hard-ons?

>>4607253
It's hard to see her without having a raging on

>>4607239
She is an capable, adult woman so it's okay.

>You're doing this wrong we can't see your panties
How can someone be so brave and yet so true?

Fucking clair de lune

>>4607253
They're a kickstand or a phone holder in a pinch

I like to imagine that it's not a language barrier and she is just retarded.

>Amailica
so cute bros...

COWGIRL HAACHAMA

god i love her so much

We're in for a ride, fellas.

>>4607353
retarded girls are the cutest, this much is known

Y E S
E
S

I love this dress, she needs to use it way more, I wouldn't mind her using the older hairstyles more as well

already gave up on marshmallows
we've got 15 minutes left tops

>It looks lewd, right??

>>4607430
I agree with this anon, especially after watching Aho Girl

Oh no she brought out the ripped tights version bros I might not be coming back from this one

flyingpigtailchama...

>>4607430
this is undeniable fact. girls are best when they're a little retarded.

i have no idea what she's saying this time

God I want to be curbstomped by Haato so bad

>>4607458

>>4607539
I just watch other stream and has Haachama as a cute background noise.

>>4607539
neither does she

>>4607539
I think I understand her better when she speaks Japanese and I don't speak Japanese

>I don't like oil
All the cooking streams make sense...

>Can you say hi Nene, my wife loves watching you, Haachama

EN collab nice, also she sounds really sleepy.

>EN collab confirmed
Who's it with bros?

oh my god the australian accent

>>4607621
It also explains why she has to pick up the pepeloni

>>4607654
Amelia I hope

>>4607675
Do you think she takes the time to degrease her pizzas?

I needed this stream so bad. I have no idea what she's even talking about anymore and its glorious.

>>4607675
Yeah those tend to grease up the entire pizza.

>>4607654
Safe bet is Ame but it could be anyone.

finally smashkart51 collab

deeple my fren

easy peasy...LEMON SQUEEZY

Does anyone have fanart of Haachama with a cat?

>>4607734
Way too cute
Illegally cute!!!!

Any Aussies here want to translate for us Americans?

RAT

rrats

RRATBROS?

ogey

BIG RRATS

BIG RRATS AND DREAM RRATS

Fuckers breaking containment.

>>4607779
I'm Australian and I can normally understand her pretty well, but even I'm struggling today sorry mate.

>HolloliveEn0
IT'S BACK YES
>Likes big rrats
oh no

BIG RATS

Who sent this one? Are you that autistic?

Haachama loves big rrats!

>You know, the dream rrats?

>>4607651
It's nearly half past 9 for her. It's not unbearably early but not fun for a saturday

rrat

i know her dumb english is a meme but she genuinely sounds to be struggling with the language now

>Boldemolt

mickey = boldemort

Whats the situation ogeybros???

Mickey Mouse is Voldemort confirmed, and he's listening

>>4607738
guys it's important

you should feel bad

haunted by rrats

>she likes big rrats

>>4607873
It was this fag

>>4607904
She hasn't spoken in english for a while since moving, that's why she wanted to do this, but unlike the others she's SPIGGIN IT

Australia away, she's not going back

>>4607923
Word around the office is that if you have a big enough rrat, you might win Haato's heart

Maybe it's Runescape
Haachama was the RS GF you never had

>>4607904
She's doing less English content and doesn't have to speak it every day now, it's only natural she's gonna get worse.

cunt-chama?!

>I cunt

>cunt