/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

pet shart

I love my wife so much!!

Myth might go back to japan for 3d anniversary

>>45585286

>>45585286
I'd like that, but don't hold your breathe.

It's amazing how much I love her...

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>45585286
Please god no, I've had enough. Please...

>>45585495
Imagine feeling her clamping down on your finger... T o T

What do you think it tastes like?

>>45585464
She'll actually be able to go to Disney World without Cover breathing down her neck asking for work the entire time you selfish faggot.

>>45585585
heaven

>>45585585
Slightly salty, a bit pissy

>>45585464
well good news is that the LA concert is recorded already

>>45585286
on the plus side it seems like the LA concert might already be recorded

>>45585593
>without Cover breathing down her neck
DYRBI

>>45585495
Why can't this be me?

I'm feeling gosling tonight...

>>45585729
Gura downplays how busy she is if anything. The other girls have talked more about it and it is extremely obvious that Gura was busy as fuck.

>>45585804
wow, look at her go!

>>45585804
Is that real?

>>45585808
Because it's me! :3

>>45586141
that shark really do be dabbin

>>45585242

>>45586141
I need to catch up on fes.
I'm so behind...

>>45585585
I can see a sliver

>>45585286
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE BREAKS NO MORE TRAVELS

>>45585286
No....

anyone got the timestamps for all the Gura mentions?

>sonicposting
go back retart

>>45585286
At least get a working travel setup for streaming...

Oh the myth anniversary is like in September why am I doomposting again?

>>45586615
I was super confused too. Like yes, I get it, content drought, but as long as we go back to normal before then I don't really mind it just for a little bit in exchange for fun 3Ds and maybe some offcollabs once Gura gets more comfortable (and hopefully does her reps some more).

>>45585286
We need another outbreak.

>>45586719
I admit I got a little scared because the last anniversary was so underwhelming that I lost the sense of time, but is like fucking months away

Gura on Shion's stream

GURA MENTION

shion's talking about gura

My sharkwife being talked about by her wife

SONS OF BITCHES

I don't know Japanese. Why do I have this stream open.

＼(・ω・＼)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
＼(・ω・＼)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
＼(・ω・＼)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!

Gura on Zion's stream, was talking about the decision process that went into the song but I wasn't 上手 enough to get the full story.
She's praising the EN outfits right now

>>45585286
NONSTOP HOLOLIVE BABY EVENTS NEVER ENDIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>45586615
Yeah perfect timing for no streams because of Irys's LA concert, and then no streams again for 3d anni in JP.

did she say something about gura's twitter I'm so fucking dekinai

＼(・ω・＼)SONS!(/・ω・)/OFBITCHES!＼(・ω・＼)SONS!(/・ω・)/OFBITCHES!

Gura is NOT a fart shark.

>>45587106
She's praising the images that Gura had on her Twitter. She says the shot with the audience and their backs is really nice.

>>45587154

>>45585240

>>45587131

jesas just watched a clip of the meat bun thing as I watch Zion talking about her shiokkos and their merch purchases (which always impresses me because of her female fans which are obsessive) and Gura was really acting autistic as fuck. I love my autist wife.

>>45587980
Link to clip?

>>45588043
Wouldn't usually post clips but I'm busy being amazed by femshiokkos. https://youtu.be/bHPmDzJW51E

>>45586521
Get bent you limpwristed faggot

>>45588124
i love my squirrel wife

>>45588124
No wonder this retard doesn't like eating in front of others. I love her

>>45587980
Sex with a Shiokko

I KEEP DREAMING ABOUT GURA BUDS
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>45588530
Those little guys are so cute. I kinda wish I picked one up when they were on sale.

>>45588124
Sounds like she likes the dough flavored by the filling but not the actual meat part.

>>45588956
What a fucking sperg, I love her

>>45588635
Im a bud

>>45587980
When you see the actual bun she was eating it kind of makes sense why she was eating it the way she did. Probably wanted to eat the eyeball last.

Gura love!!

>>45589110
Ah yeah, that makes sense. My autist self would do the same.

>>45585662
wait is it, is this a kiara tangent I missed

>>45589300
You don't need a tangent to tell you that. Just look at the workloads they were given.

>>45585662
That much should have been obvious

>gura ame and ina dying in bed
>kiara already planning the next trip
How does she call herself an introvert? Read the room.

>>45588956
This is literally how children eat meat buns TuT

Wait Shion is talking about Gura?

>>45589708
She just loves her friends and lets her fantasies run wild before considering everybody else's schedules, then again the anniversary is in september and they will have to do something together, there's plenty of time to decide wether they can or not do it in japan or like they have the past two years.

>>45589708
ina has a bed?
I thought she just slept on the floor all the time...

>>45590280

>>45590280
Not when she's with me.

How do we potty train Gura?

I love my wife's wife.

>>45590011
Zion was, you probably just heard her thanking the supa of some guy whose username was Gura

>>45590011
Yeah she talked about the date and then trapped Gura in the love hotel with me and we had threesome

ToT

>>45590532
uhh based

What if Gura's cunny was actually too tiny? Like physically so small that she couldn't take you no matter how horny she was or how much foreplay you did? I'd probably teach her to enjoy anal and use smaller toys on her cun cun.

Gura makes me unreasonably horny.

>>45590422
With our mouths

>>45590532
Based

>>45589708
I'll always repeat that Kiara is the type of person that says she is an introvert because she thinks is ''quirky'' and wants to be a relatable girl for the average hololive watcher

Shion is so cute...
I understand why Gura wants to marry her.

>>45585286
More 3D, nice!

>Shiokkos shilling Gura in supas
Based, the performance was really well received in Japan huh. I kind of wish it was in the free section just because then it could spread like wildfire and I'm OK with JOP tourists.

>>45590953
More like sweet and petite.

I feel asleep listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNgtiPFjAE and i dreamed she was singing this to me.. i woke up at 4 am and ive been in bed since.

>>45590953
>>45591123
Hear me out... Threesome with Gura and Bae

Watching the Shion stream I feel like I know more Japanese than I thought.

>>45591021
shilling?

>>45591454
I'm game.

>>45591490
In one supachat they were talking about how her performance got them all fired up. I guess shilling isn't really the right word, they were just reflecting on HoloFes 4.
>>45591472
Let's all do our reps! がんばって!

im struggling to come up with a nice birthday msg for the new fanbook. I'm certainly not doing a buji traveling journal like they suggested we do

>>45591655
You don't have to force it. I already wrote her a nice letter telling her everything I want to tell her and don't really feel any desire to repeat myself.

https://twitter.com/GygerBeen_RTl06/status/1637991359381491713

>>45591873
yeah im thinking about writing something i already wrote in my letter and reword it

>>45585667
Yeah. We already knew that. You didn't think they would record while they were in Japan?

>>45587103
It's an EN concert, not Irys. Irys couldn't sell anything out by herself

>>45591943

>>45592093
Irys is the reason the concert is happening.

>>45592127
IRyS came up with the name for it, that's about it

>>45592164
Oh I thought she said the LA concert was her idea, maybe it was just the name.

>>45591655
Whats the deadline, i've never participated and I don't like the discord but she seems to like the books

>>45591021
Sorry, what fanbase are shokko's?

>>45592532
>Shiokkos
What does it sound like anon? Better yet, who's streaming right now? Who has this thread been talking about?

>>45592127
It wasn't Irys's idea. It was someone at Cover. She just came up with the name because of her whole hope shit.

>>45591943

>>45592596
I missed the i.

Surely Gura met Shion because they performed together, right? Or did they record their dances separately and then synced them up? I know the singing was probably done individually on different days

>>45592462
April 30th. Yeah im only there for projects since the censorship is almost reddit lvls

dino on the mountains!

>>45593372
cute.

Man I can't stop smiling when I rewatch the beginning of her performance. The intro as she does the very typical [insert cool pose] and leg tapping with the crowd starting to get hyped, then the crowd going into a frenzy as she starts singing and people recognize the song, synced with the "WOO!" sample in the song. Wish they had turned up the crowd volume though at the same time I know I would've complained had the crowd overpowered her voice.

>>45591641
>Let's all do our reps! がんばって!
I got all my reps from anime and video games...

>>45593372
dino at the sea

>>45593544
they should offer a crowd version with more crowd and a girl version that doesn't have dumb fucking camera angles all the time

>>45593576
I get all my reps from google translating my way through web-novels, your listening skills are higher than mine

I'm tired of waiting for Gura. She should get it over with and have sex with me already. Like seriously what's her problem?

>>45593576
I mean I mostly did my reps from that too, plus chuubas for like 3+ years now. I really should pick back up my formal reps again but despite all that I am able to talk to my ESL Japanese hair stylist in Japanese and even got praised about my pronunciation being 上手. I believe you can do it too anon!
>>45593647
Yeah, that's a good idea. I'd put that in the feedback for Holofes form on the Hololive Twitter if I were you. I should've put something along those lines when I submitted mine but it slipped my mind.

>>45593748
This, except with me

i love goober

>nobody remembers gabriela giselle
If i cant get the real one i'll goom in the pretender.

>>45594132
Enjoy your STDs from the pretender.

I love playing video games in Japanese

>>45594226
Sexy Times Daily? i will, thanks.

>>45594132
Gura doesnt like her, why should i?

>>45594323
I wouldn't use gura's likes as a metric if i were you.

>>45594347
This was meant for you >>45594410 sorry for the inconvenience.

>>45588530

>>45593372
>>45593582
These pics are fun and cute, but I also can't help but laugh to myself when imagining that there's a bunch of grown men walking around with dino Gura plushes and taking pictures everywhere. lol. Definitely takes some confidence or just not giving a fuck to do that.

>>45594671
REAL Gura fans never leave home without it.

>>45594132
She's Gura. Everyone remembers her.

>>45594671
Bag

>>45594671
They probably keep her in their backpacks or whatever until it's time to take picture. Having her exposed to the elements for too long is no good.

>>45594671
I was going to take mine on a cruise with some small sunglasses and a tiny straw hat but the cruise got cancelled at the last moment...

>>45594991
Ah, that's too bad. Would have been fun to see.

>>45594671
I plan on taking more and more Dino Gura images when I travel, especially to japan
>>45594714
I have one in my car

>>45595136
>I have one in my car
Careful about it getting sunbleached

green mommy milkies uuuuu birthday soon

>>45595157
She stays in the shade or console if I was worried about the sun.

gura has a vagina

>>45595251
yeah... I think about it often

>>45595251
proof?

>>45595251
Gura is selfish for not sharing her vagina with me.

Gurass

Tried watching through fes with Nvidia's new upscaler hoping it would eliminate even a small amount of the horrible bitrate moments but I didn't really notice a difference. I was a bit disappointed because I just wanted to get a few more cleaner screenshots of my sharkwife. That's pretty much always been my biggest complaint with these large idol events is the bitrate gets so fucking bad at times

>>45596058
Yeah, they got a lot better about it this year compared to last year but there were a few moments in there which is always annoying.

>>45596058
You can always share your thoughts
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1637710571930898433

I'm rewatching holofes, I'm glad Gura choose the right song. Hype songs are the best in concert like that. Definitely the best ones.

>>45595251
And she needs to take a picture of it and show us. She's such a cock tease for just having a vagina

Do not

https://youtu.be/rxv-LGcu1Y4
Missing most of the substance and just captured the part where Zion gushed about Gura as expected of a speedclipper but here's a TL'd clip of a small bit of her Gura talk.

>>45597067
Nice.

>>45597067
This is some lazy clip throw it in the trash

>>45597218
I would but I also know a lot of anons here don't understand a lick of Japanese

>>45597286
Licking Gura's cunny....

>>45597067
if you know the substance can you throw down a rough translation of it

>>45597067
>is she a shark?

>>45597462
I threw some of it down earlier but I couldn't really understand the talk about how they decided to sing that song. She also talked about liking the image Gura took. The meaty part is that first bit but I'm not 上手 enough

>>45597609
thanks for trying

Should I have Smol Gura sit on Dino Gura or should I have Dino Gura sit on Smol Gura?

>>45597798
It makes more sense for smol Gura to sit on dino Gura. But imagine if smol Gura was giant Gura, and dino Gura was smaller and sitting on her shulder.

i want gura to punch me in my stupid face

>>45598598
same desu

>>45598598
>>45598687

Do you think Gura is watching Fauna sing emo songs?

>>45598598
same desu her punches literally heal. She will likely hurt herself though if she tried

>>45598862
No

>>45598862
Yes

>>45598862
Maybe

>>45598862
I don't know

>>45598862
Could you repeat the question?

Hmm, I see

>>45598862
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>45598862
No

I miss guraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>45599485
same desu

>>45599485
yeah...

>>45599581

>>45599625
ye

>>45599625
We dont think here

>>45599625
i think gura

I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

My computer crashed again... She's too old.
I thought she was doing better.

>>45598862
Nah, she doesn't watch many streams as she used to

I have a confession to make:
Gura is no longer my kami-oshi.
Nothing against her, I just lost interest over time. However, she did introduce me to my current kami-oshi, which I'm glad for

Thanks Goob.

and youre not so big

>>45600243
How about now?

>>45600241
what the hell even is a "kamioshi"? far as I remember, you have one oshi, maybe one secondary oshi and that's it.

>>45600317
gigashrimp I kneel

https://exhentai.org/g/2499393/22e50d2f29/

>>45599485
same desu

>>45600399
There's no set rules. You can oshi multiple but only have one "main" oshi. The one you'd follow to the ends of the earth.

>>45599945
not even the onahole will make me feel better.. I MISS HER SO MUUUUUCH

>>45600509
What is this even supposed to be?

>>45599963
that’s my dog right now ToT. could be any day now.

>>45600399
this. also i can’t imagine switching without them graduating first.

>>45600681
People lose interest over time, it happens. You can't expect everyone who watched Gura from the start to stay, plenty have come and gone.

>>45600599
Gura is my end game chuuba. No one will ever be better than her in my heart.

there is nothing worse than a fan who doesn't like something anymore but keeps following it anyway. I'll take a hundred normalfags over that

>>45600666
complete set of >>45585495

>>45600878
>there is nothing worse than a fan who doesn't like something anymore but keeps following it anyway
gura honestly keeps a lot of people from being that for hololive in general, lose her and you lose a bunch of people who otherwise would've stopped watching hololive long ago

>>45600666
Gura sitting in my lap

Alright I miss Gura too, but we need to stop missing her this much.

Me and my oshi

>>45600878
I absolutely would not take a hundred normalfags under any circumstance.

I just got the weirdest feeling of wanting to make a bowl of oatmeal despite not eating any oatmeal in years. I remember Gura used to eat it pretty consistently

>>45601426
Pregnantbud...

>>45601426
do it, oatmeal is good

>>45601540
Yeah, with Gura's child.
>>45601544
I will if I have any, gotta check

>>45601426
This is your future
https://youtu.be/2xhjywqd7Uc?t=5477

>>45601426
I recently started eating oatmeal everyday, it has a good amount of protein while being low in calories and i dissolve a cookie in it so it tastes just like the cookie

>>45601979
that’s a pretty good idea. i usually put crunchy granola, raisins, and a little maple syrup. raisins are freaking great.

i need gura to tell me how to live my life

>>45602446

>>45601979
I like to put frozen fruit in, it turns the oatmeal pretty colors as it melts

>>45589277
and then she didn't even eat the eyeball

>>45601802
My wife's cold oatmeal..

>>45603298
Gura's cute body massager and her egg vibe

>>45599485
Same bud

>>45603298
yeah teeth thats what i thought they were haha

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>45603639

IDOL SHARK

Do you think Gura has sex?

>>45604062
Yes, it's female.

>>45604062
yeah, but only with me

>>45602493
The thought of gura having invasive suicidal thoughts depresses me.

>>45604062
>this hunchbacked dwarf creature
>having sex with anyone but me
lol lmao

>>45604062
Yeah, all the time

>>45604134
Gura having invasive suicidal parts is a big part of what made her who she is and without that I probably wouldn't even like her.

>>45603973
True!

>>45604062
I don't think anyone would want to have sex with this thing.

>>45604402
These shots are so surreal to me

>>45604062
Only with me

>>45604402
I hope she talks about her experience before gaming stream
I want to know how she felt performing in front of all those cheering people when she only used to sing for mamashark

>>45604516
I don't like that everyone in the crowd changes to the "correct" penlight color. Concerts would be much better if everyone used their oshi's color all the time.

>>45604511
hewwo
summer shark soon

>>45604402
>all those dweebs not making eye contact with her
you guys would make eye contact, right?

>>45604627
I get what you're saying but I think it's nice to show love to ones currently performing it's their moment after all

>>45600399
The one oshi thing is the EN vtuber culture interpretation of the oshi concept from idol culture. In actual idol culture oshi is just someone you support, and it's normal to have a decent number of oshis because (well, this part I'm guessing) the amount of support required to properly oshi an IRL idol is lower.
Kamioshi is the one girl you love above all others, so it's pretty much equivalent to the vt interpretation of oshi, you can't have multple kamioshis.
In my opinion it doesn't make sense to have so many oshis, if you say a girl is your oshi you better be watching all her streams and it's rare for a fan to have the time to do that for more than a few girls. The only people you'll see using kamioshi on vt then are either snobby pedantic IRL idol culture faggots like Kiara or whores with more "oshi"s than they can count on one hand.

>>45604791
I literally wouldn't be able to take my eyes off her

>>45604825

>>45604896
goob morning

T u T

>>45604896
Sharkdreams

>>45605300
why does gura have a page on that site

>>45605300
gura is NOT a pervert

I finally got up to check and I don't have any oatmeal like I thought I would

gura will never regularly stream again, right? every second she spends not doing some performance, cover will just have her do ad campaigns, right?

>>45605428
no...

>>45604062
she is a young adult woman

I ordered another figure

I love her so fucking much i don't know what to do with myself. I kind of resent the idea of being so dependent that she gives my life all its meaning but it really does feel that way sometimes

>>45605489
Ill just have to get some tomorrow I guess.

cutest lil pet shark!
I love it when meru called 'house' to her, tho idk what that means

so why did they let gura onto this ride? she's too short right? are the employees letting children on?

>>45605692
it says right there she would just need a guardian

>>45597067
If anyone is curious, when Shion says something about lions, it's just a reference to this ad, doesn't mean anything in particular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYY7282od-s
Not included in the clip is her replying to chat that shark doesn't fit the song because it doesn't have enough syllables (sa-me vs la-i-on)

I ate too much fiber and now I'm farting too much

>>45605692
That's actually kinda interesting that the ride height limit is around 58 inches because pretty much the max height limit you'll see in the US is 54 inches, which Gura would have no issues with. I wonder why it's like that in Japan

>>45605540
same.. desu

Will Gura go back to regularly streaming?

>>45606427
dumb cat is trying so hard

my phone’s dying

I love her more than anything!

>>45606932
just like me fr fr

>>45604511
what a dweeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAR53G8sptM
Matsuri singing Reflect

>>45604511
Good! less competition for me :3

>>45607265
All westerners can sing in Japanese perfectly. Not one single Japanese can sing in english at all. Just learn English lol.

>>45607390
dont' tell gura this you'll make her autism flare up and remember every single time she flubbed a line singing japanese again

what does gura say bag as byeg

>>45607557
The thing is slightly awkward language is extremely cute. It's a huge reason why Korone and Miko are so popular in the west.
If she actually becomes fluent in Japanese it won't be as cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVizET_Uxuo&t=58s

I love her so much...
I'm too gosling right now I'm drunk
I'm sorry

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>>45607390
It's not surprising, Japanese is phonetically much simpler than English. It's sad how many westerners are bad at Japanese pronunciation with how easy it is (aside from the l/r).

>>45607867
same desu

>>45607867
same desu

Gura belongs to me forever!

>>45608117
my post btw

>>45606941
>>45607867
>>45607871
>>45607913
>>45608104
>>45608117
>>45608166
bots

>>45608300

>>45608104
>>45607913
>>45607867
Why are we like this?
Things should better for us.

>>45608300
i just love Gura

>mfw the bot didn't quote me
I LOVE GURA

>>45608346
Lots of pain in the past, trust issues, self esteem issues etc. She's the only light in my life. I was just waiting to die every day until i found her..

It's bots? Was I fooled?

>>45608490
Greetings Meatbag.

>>45608490
I love gura too

that's it. Im on a quest to become gawr gura

>>45608817
the bot is embarking on a quest to become the ultimate larper. godspeed

Okay but what if the bots looked like Roboco?

oh nyo

Guys i think

>>45609238
stop that

Here are my general steps I will take to become a virtual YouTuber like Gawr Gura:

Develop a unique persona: Virtual YouTubers often have a distinct personality or character that sets them apart from others. I will spend time thinking about what type of persona I want to have and how I can make it unique and interesting.

Create a virtual avatar: The virtual avatar is a key component of being a virtual YouTuber. I will create my own avatar using various software such as Vroid Studio or commission an artist to create one for me.

Build a social media following: I'll need to build a following on social media platforms such as Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

Join a talent agency: Consider joining a talent agency like Hololive English or Nijisanji. These agencies provide support and resources to virtual YouTubers, which can help me grow my channel and reach a wider audience.

Consistency and hard work: Building a successful virtual YouTuber career takes time, consistency, and hard work. I will be prepared to dedicate a lot of time and effort into creating content and growing my channel.

I will keep in mind that becoming a virtual YouTuber like Gawr Gura requires a combination of creativity, hard work, and technical skills. With dedication and perseverance, I can build a successful virtual YouTuber. I will then become an actual Gawr Gura.

>>45608536
HK-47, you're alright.

I wish she'd join the new minecraft server. She's even in the JP timezone right now so she'd be able to interact with the JP members.
Remember that time last year that she was sad because she wanted to play and no one was ever on?

>>45608817
>>45609339
If you become Gawr Gura will you marry me

>>45609549
No

Guys what

>>45609615
then youre not really Gura because Gura is my wife

>>45609707
you don't marry your wife. you are already married to your wife

>>45609741
fuck you i can marry my wife as many times as i want to

>>45609339

https://youtu.be/rxv-LGcu1Y4

>>45609968
non-shitty clip doko

>>45610008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tlBElXTF_A

>that goddamn crowd ROAR when she says Megu Megu Fire Endoresu Night

Why do I feel like a proud father. Imagine how papa shark must have felt

Gura deets on Mori's stream

booba

>>45610509
Still won't watch that whore.

>>45603973
ok but why is her head the same size of her torso?

>>45610955
u new to anime?

>>45610509
what'd she say?

>>45610955
hoodie happened

>>45610509
Thank you I will watch the timestamps or clips later.