/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47667535
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>47667551
AMEN
Vesper will never give you a big sweaty hug when he comes home from a bike ride. You'll never pick up his sweaty shorts and SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>47667535
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

>>47667551
>8 tempus members
>26 ships
>56 ships if you account for top/bottom bullshit

i want to suck the farts out of magni's ass

>>47667668
is that even possible?

>>47667609
horny vestie...

he's going to rape (You)r oshi

Just a reminder. Regulus is announced this week.

>>47667662
What are some of the ships that have no wind in their sails? Shrinri x anyone but Bettel seems pretty rough

>>47667867
altnowa
axelbettel

>>47667837
can he rape me instead?

>>47667662
what kind of math is that

>>47667837
Hmmm flay pro boning altare you say?

>>47667932
machi topping altare… hot ToT

>>47667837
where is bodyguard flay coming from?

>people always talk about gay ships
>but no one talks about real ships
I'm the last Titanic fan

>>47667867
Shintare works for me, and I like him with Bettel too, but yeah, no to Shinri x anyone else so far

fucking doxxhappy youtube algo I don't want to see faces, why are you like this

>>47667998
Obra Dinn bros...

>>47667899
to be completely fair altnowa had it at one point. axelbettel I have yet to actually see.

>>47667609
>ywn make vesper cum in his underwear from your tongue alone nor pull down his pantsu to clean every salty musky bit up
gonna kms fr fr

So excited for the TTRPG session with the squad

>>47668088
Bettel saying he felt comfortable meeting Axel because he grew up playing Call of Duty and hearing him talk felt like home or something was kinda cute. I do feel like there’s some potential

Rewatching this
https://youtu.be/3xQM-YQHYc0

>>47667979
very cute concept https://twitter.com/_phuwu_/status/1648592847363530752?s=20

>>47668172
you mean wow?

>>47667867
Shintare still has potential. Shinri/Flayon and Shinri/Hakka are so nothing I have yet to see anyone even mildly interested in either. Special shout-out to Nowa/Axel which had a single shipper producing art for it who then went schizo after the Japan arc and deleted it all.

>>47668179
I'm all down for Axettel? Circusdog? Just because those two fanfics about them kek

>>47668256
No, I mean the table top roleplaying game session that the rapping reaper Mori Calliope is setting up with Kronii, Vesper and Magni.

remember that one axmag hater who would ask why people ship them and call it a dead ship anytime people would talk about it? i hope that anon is doing well

>>47668429
No, I don't pay attention to women's drama in /mans/

>>47668368
oh thanks, what system will they be playing?

>>47668483
GUN

>>47668429
See you next year for the next Kintama Bros collab!

https://puzzle.aggie.io/akKjmc
quick puzzle before mama streams

https://poal.me/2nsxtx

>>47668224
flaytel love!

>>47668751
These polls don't mean much if anything, but only 1 koipanion? I'm guessing he's a second choice for many

Garbage Butthole being nice to bird
I liked when he was teaching Hakka chess in their collab too
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1648584875065200640?cxt=HHwWgMC-xbLN-eAtAAAA

>>47668940
That was so cute, my favourite Bettel moment for sure

>>47668927
Koipanions post on nyfco instead

>>47668277
I actually did see someone post NSFW Shinri/Hakka art in /mans/ once, but that pairing is a huge no to me because of the way Hakka talks about him.

>>47667551
amen

>>47668358
I think there's some potential because Bettel is a walking disaster who can't do anything right except party games and Axel is a saviorfag who loves pathetic characters like Kanna from YTTD and he is also bizarrely intense about party games. They could be a funny team

>>47668927
Hakkitos and Koipanions are nice people. Nice people don't post here.

>>47668998
What way

>>47669133
This way
https://youtu.be/TGaS_jTWW9w?t=3299

>>47668214
>【TEMPUS FULL COLLAB】

Daily reminder that we only got the Yatta cover because of one Zomboid stream from Vesper

>>47669319
Actually it was multiple Zomboid streams.

>>47669127
dyrbi

>>47667922
8 Tempus members, you pick two and don't put them back in the urn after dawing them
Or just enter 8C2 on your calculator
If you care about top bottom stuff and think Bettel x Nowa and Nowa x Bettel are different ships it's 8*7

>>47669319
We only got Yatta because of Magni mentioning it to Axel

Hello friends I want Vesmama to rape me

>>47669319
We ended getting the Yatta cover because the whole zombie pantsu mania of Vesper back before his suspension.

>>47669751
We actually got it because Axel organized the project

>>47669684
are you schizophrenic anon

>>47669751
And because Altare decided to mention it to Astel in their first Google Translate collab

>>47669684
AltNowa should be called 1x4
AxMag should be 3X2
and so on

>>47669221

>>47669711
Ara Ara~

>>47669828
Get Magged means to get _______

>>47669711

>>47669828
Yatta was a group effort...

>>47669800
If my math is wrong just correct me

>>47669828
>first Google Translate collab
fucking kek

>>47669967
Yeah, it's cute that every member of HQ helped make it happen

>>47669967
YATTA!!!!!!!!!

>>47669934
unironic top 10 leader moments and it wasn’t even on purpose

>>47669967
>>47670029
TEMPANTSU LOVE

>>47669319
>>47669688
>>47669828
HQ made it happen, simple as.

>>47670065
I miss them so much, bros.
Why did that car crash had to happen...

>>47670116
because the chicken crossed the road

>>47670188

>No one posted that Mama is live
There are really no koipanions here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7dxCKXBjSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7dxCKXBjSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7dxCKXBjSw

>>47668751
>HQ almost equal
it's still mainly old mans fags huh

>>47670365
I was practicing Sax, sorry...
I wanna impress Leader in my audition

>>47670365
There was one, but i made sasimi, so none now.

>>47670457
You continue to prove to us that there are no pure koipanions /here/...

>>47669967
Looking at it more seriously... it was indeed a group effort.
>Vesper got that hoard of underwear on Zomboid
>Magni mentioned it to Altare
>Down the line on a branch collab Axel suggested to have as payment for those that lose on L4D2 to post their underwear.
>L4D2 collab happens, HQ lives by their promise

>>47670449
Like i said when VG debuted, bratty newfags will move on to the next shiny thing in a month or two. Loyalty is a foreign thing to them.

>>47670616
>Axel suggested to have as payment for those that lose on L4D2 to post their underwear.
It was Astel who suggested that

>>47670521
I came to post just as I finished the practice, I got too carried with a solo gomen

why is Shinri sub 500 ccv

Shinri, you lost the sisters 5 minutes ago when you started talking about noise suppression

I miss bettel where is he ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡

>>47670630
I was actually surprised that two people said they came for VG but don't really watch them anymore

>>47670679
Brain hort, I don't have a great day today. Please understand

>>47670917
٩(｡͡•‿•｡)۶

ah, i miss pilot kiss anon and shinri yume anon...

>>47670630
Same thing with HQ fags that let an anonymous thread of all things influence their interest in Tempus

>open shinri
>subwoofer suddenly quaking
Everytime

>>47670219
I love them and I miss them

>>47670952
It's ok, anon, just wanted to make sure the facts are correct. Take care, hope you get better soon! *pat pat*

>>47670930
i’m pretty interested to know who they watch now desu

>>47671201
They probably went back to NijiEN

>>47671201
either went back to niji or whatever popular thing is happening with girls now

>>47671014
rape

>>47671201
I'm not one of those two, but I came for VG debuts and almost only watch Magni and Altare these days.

>it's like they're stuck in 2010
haha... imagine...

>>47671339

>>47671201
I was the one that confessed and Altare's the one I watch the most now but HQ in general has my interest, just haven't had the time to really watch them all. I never watched any corpo before VG, just indie boys

Soooon

Been a while since the last time I watch a Shinri stream, it's always been so relaxing.

>>47671386
Stuck in 2015 for me

>>47671339
>>47671526
my take away from this convo is that regardless of who you watch now VG indeed brought in new people

>>47671546
haha now draw him kissing a dick

So which part of Xenokuni does Shinri lives exactly? Considering his shitty internet. What even is Xenokuni?

walking to bettel's house with a super long fiber optic cable so he can stream today

>>47671720
Isn't he in Cali? That's what I got from the things he's said

>>47671720
He's in Elysium now

>>47671773
PST, checks out

fempus

>>47671720
i thought xenokuni implies japan

>>47671886
And twitch
And latam sometimes

>>47671778
So let me get this straight:
>North Elysium - Australia (and maybe SEA)
>West Elysium - US and Canada
>East Elysium - Japan (virtual?)
>South Elysium - Europe?
>Xenokuni - LatAm and Japan?

>>47671886
>Hakka
>Japan
Nah, I think it's just people not born in Elysium
>But Axe-
Northern Elysium still speaks English

>>47669751
>>47669319
it's not a surprise
Pre suspention vesper was the best trteend starter and meme generators of tempus but after the menhera arc he was too ashamet to participate and try new things
I hope now with the WoW wednesday he will return to his old self

>>47671880
HUGE PONYTAIL MAGNOLIA SEEEEEEEEEXXXX

>>47671938
Japan is Japan anon, please get the lore right

>>47671944
yeah, but hakka's design and concept is japanese thing you know. and shinri reminds me chinese or SEA

>>47672023
Lore Xenokuni and everyday Xenokuni are two different things. The second one is multiple places depending on whoever's talking and what about

>>47671938
then uk is just uk? what a weird lore

>>47671938
They call US just Elysium. AUS is North Elysium.
Japan is just Japan, sometimes it's also Xenokuni that's also LatAm and Twitch. Europe hasn't been given a name yet.

>>47672023
Oh, I see what you mean. They just went with very different designs to represent the difference between both regions, maybe they wanted a japanese guy but couldn't find anyone good enough.

>>47672067
bongland is non-canon

>>47667837
He's going to tsuki ga kirei desu ne all over my paripi mangaka.

>>47672067
It would receive a name too I'm sure, let's see what Leader calls it when he comes back kek

>>47672002
I think Shinri uses Xenokuni for Japan, but most of the boys don't. Usually it means Asia and LatAm

>>47672138
and he'll love every second of it

just done watching Axel on IPN twitch vod, based Geega shutting down IPN who try to shit on idol culture after Axel left

3 years?!!

>>47671339
>>47671526
Just as planned.

>>47672274
how am i supposed to compete.... his harem keeps on doting him

>>47672319
I mean, he said there's not really an idol culture in EN, which he's correct.

To be honest, it's just been 2 months since I fell into a tempus guild rabbit hole. I've only seen Magni very rarely, but after watching VG's debut, I think I got to take care of all 8 members. This thread is also fun to look about constructive things often as it is now. Anyway, I like you guys. Now I go to bed, good night.

we need a rock rating stream

>>47672384
I know we like to meme Yantare but Altare's the biggest unityfag out there and he would prefer if all the boys were supported any day

>>47672213
flayon said during his menshi that hakka lives "between elysium and xenokuni", i assume he meant he doesn't live in the us or japan but idk

>>47672453
cute newfag, hope you enjoy your stay

>>47672483
absolutely, he’s a sweet boy and really wants everyone to do well and be supported.

>>47672466
He really should use his knowledge and experience to produce variety streams.

>>47672466
say that in the comments

Shinri trained his patience by teaching highschoolers... I can see why he's in vanguard

>>47672453
Welcome around, have a great stay on these threads

>>47672453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJC5VX7xJOs
If you haven't yet please watch Magni cart VG around and be a nice senpai in Minecraft when you wake up

Ayo Shinri be kinda like Walter White fr fr yo

>>47672733
wait you're right kek

>>47672733
Axel should collab with him

>>47672552
i love you lemontare

Bettel, we need to cook

Did Shinri say he was a teacher? I can't watch rn

>>47672453
faggot you're super cute, stay with us!! tempus LOVE!!!

>>47672733
>>47672845
/mans/ is on to something here

>>47672874
I don't know if he mentioned it during this stream, but yeah, he's brought it up before

>>47672466
replace the r in rock with c

>>47672690
Another moment of Flayon not knowing they were live and being a cute retarded

>>47672690
that clip fucking kills me, magni really loves tempus and wants to make his kouhais feel like part of the group... what a good senpai

>>47672874
Yeah, HS Science teacher.

>>47672929
a cock cating stceam?

Shinri could fuck a JK and no one would be the wiser

Enter birb

>>47673210
I wish I was that JK ToT

Oh Cult of the Lamb is getting DLC soon
Enjoy that then when Magni streams it again

I think Shinri accidental implied he is mid30s

>>47673302
Oh no... I don't want spoilers, I don't have time to play and watch stream, guess I gotta skip.

>>47673302
You think he's gonna play it enough to get the DLC?

>>47670219
I love my very different criminal oshis

‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
interrobang

>>47673341
He'd be (and still is) a bit young to be a HS teacher honestly

>>47673403
!?

>>47673392
The DLC is adding new stuff to build and changing some stuff so yes most definitely if he streams it after the DLC comes out

>>47672690
That webm is unbelievably cute and I say that as the last straight Holostars fan.

So in terms of hagmale stars we got
>musician
>game dev
>depressed salaryman
>tired teacher/lawyer

>>47673453
Is it coming this month? Because he should stop playing it in a few weeks

where did he find out all of this

>>47673488
In five days

>>47673481
Yep

>>47673481
italian dj

>>47673488
He's almost half way done with the game, he might as well just finish it unless he gets wrecked by a boss

>depressed salaryman

only fags use semicolon

>>47673586
So programmers then

>>47673586
You just don't know how cool they can be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M94ii6MVilw

>>47673481
Who are the musician and game dev?

kill(>>47673586);

>>47673464
Not so fast!

https://twitter.com/sonoha_1122/status/1648559279136288771

>>47673646
ogre....

>>47673719
this is my boyfriend

>>47673796
but that's my husband?

>>47673744
Oh, no wonder. I was assuming the list only included ENs.

Vesper isn't comfortable sharing his bed with another person, but he falls asleep with Magni in VC pretty regularly. Mag passes out first, and the sound of his breathing is enough to lull Vesper to sleep.

>>47667837
they are going to dp bettel....

Shinri is more like Walt, Hank (rocks obsession) and Howard Hamlin combined

cooking koipanions

If Tempus was to play Dead Island 2, which 4 boys should collab?

>cooking with the dog as an ingredient?
chink confirmed

>>47671084
I get more enjoyment from reading than watching my oshi

>>47673719
I miss him

>>47673980
>Ideally
HQ
>Realistically
Not one of them would play it

>>47673980
HQ

>>47673980
HQ

LOL, the Dog in "Cooking with Dog" is the narrator.
The original dog is dead now due to how long the series has been running, but it is a funny misleading title.

>>47674086
>>47674090
now kiss

>>47674121
>Cooking with Dog
https://cookingwithdog.com/

>>47673980
Solo Axel

>>47673980
HQ or Shiny Spicy Salty Silly

I don't even like Flayon that much, but he makes me want to adopt him and teach him how to be a real man.
>MG NOW K
Good idea, Captcha. Metal Gear is a Solid place to start.

>>47673876
ToT uoooohhhhhhHH

>>47672493
Hakka literally calls himself "The coolest and the cutest exorcist in all of Xenokuni" as his introduction, so I think Flayon is confused

>>47674367
i love this

>>47674243
>Metal Gear is a Solid place to start
he recited a parody while doing ring fit https://www.youtube.com/live/ji6IRkY0w7w?feature=share&t=5618

>>47673646
Rikka and Oga

>>47673719
I miss him

ToT chikan salaryman vesper

>>47674367
this art style is really cute, source?

>>47674651
ToT imagine his whimpers from being touched by a stranger...Vesper mentioned he doesnt like people sneaking up behind him uuuuuu

>>47674367
Hakka reduced to a fat fuck bird while everyone else gets a bust...

Axel fits his model his so well, it sometimes confuses me that it wasn't specifically made for him

The true scholar of Tempus...

>>47674945
shhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPyCkPQz4gg

I think Vesper was talking about head wings the other day too

>>47674675
https://twitter.com/_aki_23/status/1648701586544422914

>Never really got around to Shinri until now
Holy....hes hotcute....

>>47675028
AIIEEE CENSOR THIS

>>47675167
DICK N BALLS YO

i want axel to cover one of ray william johnson's songs, because the idea makes me laugh

>>47675254
doin your mom would be pretty based

are we still cool with dragoons?

>>47675351
why wouldn't we be?

>>47675254
I hate that cunt but yeah

>>47675351
guess we're fine with rpr, selen, and noct even though the tourney is over

I went through Altare's twitter follows and unless he didn't follow his 3D artist, it's probably going to be Kanauru. I doubt he reached out to any of the moonruners.

>>47675351
homies <3

vesper...... üüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüü

>>47675471
Not that guy again aiya

>>47675351
Oh no anon, you fell for catalogue didn't you?

>>47675471
i don't think that guy's a modeler, at most he's a rigger

>Could you make vegan fetuses?
SHINRI WHAT THE FUCK

"Can you make vegan fetuses?"
Just Shinri thoughts

Your temposhi releases a pussy licking asmr how do you react?

SHUT THE FUCK UP VAGINA HAVERS VESPER IS ON TV

Nowa on da telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPyCkPQz4gg

>>47675576
He was in Altare's replies when he was searching for one though

>>47675576
I thought that was part of the modeling job

"Is it that she only eats babies, or she eats meat but has a...preference for babies?"
You can make it work!

Alright, hell of a first zatsu to watch.....

>>47675637
masturbate. next question

>>47675687
Doesn't change the fact he's not a modeler, guy was paid by Magni for his MV and still went with an amateur model from a random guy on twitter.

>>47675471
Holo needs to find more people in 3D, he's in every project

>>47675687
the fact that he was searching despite kanauru already being in contact with the other boys gives me hope his room won't be made by him

>>47675766
This is very typical Shinri when the topic of monster girls comes up, honestly

>>47675786
i like the work of seafoamboy but i assume he's very expensive since he does a lot of EN stuff

Jeesas, I always forget how ugly this vampire is

>the d word
dyke?

>>47675894
shinri's not ugly what the fuck is wrong with you

>>47675929
Nah, this vampire

Alright Mr. Josuiji, let's see that monster fucker permit.

>>47675894
>>47675956
vampire? meds

>>47675956
MEDS

>>47675956
?? no picrel? what are you talking about?

F - fuck
S - Shit
B - ???

>>47676017
Bazinga

>>47676017
baka

>Yo Vesper, are you allowed to say the Hard R?

>>47676017
Bitch
Vesper forgot Cunt and others

Dez mention <3

>>47676017
bastard

>>47676085
>Which Hard R? The one finishing on D or the other Hard R?

>"I think we have enough out of context clips to make you sound like a serial killer"
>"Probably, but I'd probably want to date the serial killer too"
Leader, when are you going to fuck this man?

>Vesper an old creepy man has been making inappropriate comments to a very young female coworker of mine... What should I do to help

>>47676089
B
C

>>47676017
Benis

what is this autism

>>47676017
Booba

>>47676017
Bingus

>>47676196
being old

>>47676178
Hakka cute~!!

>>47676196
>turns out that the creepy man is Vesper in real life

>>47676196
Is this a barely-veiled antipost?

>>47676178
bussy and cunny?

>>47675820
Good, I love monster girls. They are cute, fluffy and deserve getting love at all costs

>>47676196
Just women things

>>47676167
>shinri would get aroused by the danger of fucking a serial killer

>>47676241
some vesties are super autistic to the point that I think its a genuine question..

>>47676167
Shinri's so funny in an odd way.
Also Shintare love

>>47676248
ToT

>femoids are already trying to end nowa's stream because they think they're being le funny

>>47676167
shinri loves things that can kill him

would love to see axel try this shit

>>47668868
flaytel sex!

>>47676317
that vestie yesterday that thought funposting reactions were real...

>>47676302
Altare~
please

/MANS/ is just Axel replying to himself over and over again.

>Vesper confused Wednesday for Monday
the dementia is setting in..

>>47676344
>imagine not trying to bait gramps

>>47676410
Moot was right, Australia should've been rangebanned

>>47676410
Nah, I don't know enough Japanese for that to work

>>47676443
>Vesper confused Wednesday for Monday
it is his Monday

>>47676386
theyre so autistic and gullible..kind of cute and fun to bully them

>>47676499
please dont rape me

>>47676533
im a femvestie. its already too late im on my way to your house

>She did it for free

>>47676579
Fleshy's based like that

>>47676386
N-not everything here is serious...?

"Is there a ghost or spirit you don't think is cute?"
This man is struggling

i need to bully this oji

youtube should ban chatting

>>47676533
>>47676643
come here vesties, eat this normal and not drugged cupcake~

>>47676264
so monster boys are fair game correct

He probably doesn't want to go too long since tonight's WoW night.
That's okay. I still want to give this musky malewife retard a tongue bath. His cleaning tips are so cuuute.

>>47676560
Please no I have a bad experience with menheras

>>47676798
how's Bettel's internet holding up? Hopefully it'll still be happening tonight

>>47676817
>implying you have an option

that "friend" of Nowa's is trying to fuck him for sure

>>47676783
Monster boys are good too...
>>47676751
>Choosing a cupcake as a kidnapping method
God why, I love to bake for people and find food and feelings really important so I 100% would be easily subtle-pressured into eating a cupcake from someone even if I sensed some bad intentions from them. I never stood a chance....

>>47676017
Bussy

>>47676851
it was working for a good bit during the brain game stream but shit the bed as usual after he was already frustrated with the game and chat, not looking good. he said earlier this week the maintenance people can't actually get there until thursday either

>Eid Raya
wtf are these thirdies talking about

>>47676906
The PS5 guy, no he's married, they just hang out twice a year. But Vesper probably feels that way about him, this is who he wat buying the expensive bottle of whisky for.

>boy scout Vesper
ToT

>>47677048
Ramadan thing

>>47677078
oh isn’t that the guy vesper was disappointed was getting married? yeah there’s something going on there for sure kek

Shinri reading comments from the Kunti-chan clips live on stream...

Wait, what game is Nowa talking about?

>>47677078
oh Vesper definitely feels something for the dude. only reason he said he wasnt with guy was because he was married kek

>>47677109
Yep!

>>47677097
That Elden ring boss?

>>47676984
He also said that ips is not gonna send peoppe to him and the problem is resolved

NOOOOOOOOO MIKE TYSONS ASS WHYYYYYY

>>47677048

LET HIM EAT MIKE TYSON'S ASS

>>47677136
pusoy dos

Shinri is out if you turn the ghost back into a normal human

This stream was all just to reveal that Eating Mike Tyson's Ass is Vesper's alt.

>>47677198
honestly based

>>47677232
makes sense with his ass fetish

>>47677198
of course, why would you fuck the living dead?

>>47677161
who do i need to mutilate around here to get my man some working internet

This is the second time Vesper does this...

>>47677146
Vesper x faceless married friend one sided pining fic when ToT

>names dont count!!
stupid vesties going easy on the man

>>47677280
yes

>>47676817
Anon, you are on a thread full of menhera.

>vesties begging for morf batsu
roachfuckers...

>>47677279
Add Axel into the mix too, he has been suffering too ;_;

>>47677448
you can't prove that, all the anons here are actually the voices in my head

>>47668368
Is Calli or Vesper running it?

>>47677501
mori

need tempus boys in titans uniforms

>>47677501
mori. it'll just be a one shot since she wants to do different one shots with diff people

Let it be known, Vesper Noir is a man who cannot keep his word, and folds to peer pressure

>>47677333
tot

>>47677457
i always win baby

>>47677536
ew wtf is that on the left

>>47677603
the thing

"If you take a dullahan out to lunch, does the food portal over?"

>>47677598

>>47677587
based!!! ToT

>>47677448
Yeah, and I'm the last straight brotuber viewer.

>>47677689
HOLD ON THERE

>>47677598
rabu you, you fucked up creature

>vesper wears wool clothing
Damn he's autistic and antiquated just like me...

Incoming catalog moment

>>47677689
stay true to your path bro

>Friends glasses copy paste
Based

>>47677812
I'll be expecting the soundpost of the glasses copypasta, then I'll have to Frankenstein a horrible Friend + Vesper image to accompany it

>>47677851
FBK going into his chat to beg him to put his glasses back on is one of my favorite memories of debut week Tempus

>>47677801
HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR FR
This is pretty normal for people who camp/hike. I will honestly just filter outdoor shops for clearance + wool and buy things up.

Nowa's BRB screen is so rare

qrd on last wow wednesday?

>>47677689
WAGMI BRO!!

>>47677689
*Amen*

>>47677955
o7

>>47677928
they played the game

>>47677955
abayo anon

CAPTCHA: KKKTM

>>47677928
They played WoW ??

>>47677955
Huhuhu

>>47677994
Slowpokechama...

>>47677989
>>47677994
this is like asking women for directions, nevermind lol

I'm the last nowaxel shipper I miss them

>>47677955
BE CAREFUL

>>47677955
Very nice, now photoshop the bar of soap to be several times as large, and with a hole in the middle.

>>47677955
the dedickation, i kneel

>>47677955
Can we get much higher?

>>47677928
They walked around slapping things in mulgore for awhile and had to private every PoV for a few hours to blur the chat (there wasn't even anything bad, just management autism Meanwhile, ID is playing games with fans with open VC)

>>47678025

vesties are so educated...i feel retarded..

>>47677955
post more like this. more boys jerking and less magni fingering his own asshole like an actual retard.

>>47677501
calli

>vesper has been living in his apartment for over a decade

>>47678165
We hoard our knowledge and money like the dragon in Beowulf

>>47677928
>>47678022
rolled horde, dueling outside of mulgore and tauren cow jokes for 2 hours, you didn't miss much

>vesper admitted to being a malewife
well glad he finally accepts it

>>47678131
They had to blur the chat to hide Bettel being an ABUSIVE monster who beat up and extorted his fans for silver. Not even gold, SILVER.

>>47677801
a man with a good clothing preference?? in 2023??

>>47678216
Money? Preposterous, I am as poor as a medieval peasant. But yes, i can accept the hoarding of knowledge

>>47678246
I mean, living alone you kinda become one.

>>47678366
OJISAN YOURE BACK I WAS SO WORRIED WHEN I DIDNT SEE YOUR POSTS FOR A WHILE

>I lost the game
>aw shit
Made him lose two games in less than a minute

WoW is confirmed for tonight
Vesper doesnt know if he'll stream his POV though

>>47678366
>Mfw sitting on $30,000 in my bank account waiting for the housing crash

>>47678327
I greatly enjoy my Italian-made wool pants.

>>47678427
Oh yes, I'm sorry for worrying you. I am a bit disconnected from the world these days. Has anything of interest happened in my absence, dear friends?

>>47678460
no Vesper POV because he wants his viewers to have a chance to watch the other boys instead

Shinri guerrilla stream in about two hours, and then evening stream after...

Altare, come on, fuck this touch-deprived DILF already.

>>47678626
Not much, just truckin' along

Vesper acts so respectful and shy towards Shinri..

vesmachi love tonight!!!!!!!!

>>47678638
Busy getting knifed by chavs in Birmingham behind a Tesco's, please understand