/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48159530
Haachama's got some serious mental issues she needs to work through.
Not even making a joke, I seriously she gets some counseling.

>>48159693
She needs Matsuri to out menhera her and force her to come back

>>48159693
A 3 hour session of rough sex every day for 3 weeks would fix her.

>>48159693
I feel like I heard this from a recent anime before which is currently airing right now.

And ... nobody knows where she is living ? She never invited any Holo to her house ? She is more secretive than Pekora ? Or simply she likes to be isolated ?

>>48159880
She's pregnant, she move from a different place for the meantime to avoid getting found out by her fans. She might probably in a hospital in a countryside with her manager.

>>48159880
Do you know where every single one of your friends live?
Or would you, if you had friends

>>48160126
They are not your friends if you don't know where they live.

I think it's rather obvious that she is cut off from the internet. If she was dead holomems would be in the know, so that's not it.
Really, she's probably had some kind of conflict with her family over her future, and as a result focuses her attention on RL stuff.

>>48160193
You are my friend, anon <3

>>48160300
post address

>>48159530
Vshitshow deflection thread

>>48160328
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

>>48160328
Cunny Lake, Texas 77423

>>48160126
I do though...
It's probably you who doesn't have friends, anonchama

>>48160048
But even Miko remained active on Twitter during her three month break, she was also supposed to be ill but she never went radio silent.

>>48160126
I do and they invite me to hang out in their house, though I admit I would rather hang out outside.

>>48160328
Sweet street, Home City, Alabama, US.

>>48160475
She's not pregnant.

>>48160328
109 Kirribilli Avenue, Kirribilli, New South Wales, Sydney Australia

>>48160583
yet.

>>48160328
308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104

>>48160653
Yeah, because me and miko are just planning to make a baby soon.

>>48159810
mfw you actually mean Onimai and she is waiting to reincarnate into holostars.

>>48160789
It's oshi no ko.

>>48159530
mori finally sold this teen to sexual slavery

>>48160583
Somehow with every long break there is always the pregnant rrat coming back.

Well whatever, Haachama case is really special, not a single Holo did what she is doing right now.

>>48160865
You know very little about the idol industry in Japan then and hololive is not exempted.

>>48160853
Are you sure? Both sound plausible though.

>>48160853
>the joke
>(you)

Haachama has been banned from the internet until her grades improve.

>>48159693
This but unironically, she's absolutely the most mentally disturbed holo

>>48159880
Hololive talents occasionally get 2 or 3 month radio silent "health" breaks. Laplus missed a holox collab and needed one for 3 months. The other talents know what happened with Haachama and this is the price of working for a vtuber corpo with strict contracts.

>>48160436
>Even further out than Katy
Bruh, do they even have internet out there?

>>48160328
Village of Fucking, New South Wales, Australia

>>48160328
2400 W 11th St, Houston, TX 77008

>>48159530
Haachama is transferring to Nijisanji to be with her friend. I'm not Hskw.

>>48159693
Not really, she's just a typical zoomer who went through some rough shit with her australian host family. She'll be fine in a few years. What is a therapist going to do for her? "Yes, you have a stressful life, please continue paying me $100 per hour and seeing me 3 hours per week to bitch about whatever."

>>48162298
are there therapist but for sex?

>>48161315
Haachama has been on depression arc ever since she came back to Japan, even consulted Hoshikawa and cried over it. It's personal reason but of course Nijifags like you say it is contract related.

>>48159880
>She never invited any Holo to her house ?
Nope, haachama has never had a single holo at her place before, and you can look through every single off collab, it's never at haachama's place.
The only people she has invited to her place

>>48162809
anon was killed mid-post

>>48162399
yes , they're called prostitutes with GFE.

>>48162809
Just because there has been no off collabs at her place doesn't mean she's never had anyone over.

>>48162288
I'd certainly be glad if that were to happen, her content wouldn't be restrained and she could have some fun for once

>>48163181
>prostitutes with GFE
is that real and affordable?

>>48163501
the term girlfriend experience originally comes from prostitutes. so does "pornstar experience"

>>48159530
chama....

>>48159880
>She never invited any Holo to her house ?
her mom bans holos from going to her house

>>48164915
>she was ok with letting her friend come in and stream with her
>she doesn't accept any holos
what did chamama mean by this?

>>48159530
If she's in college and ignoring that stuff, then theres a reason why. Let the woman fucking clear her mind.

>>48162399
There is a thing called sex surrogates which are essentially talk therapist who fuck the client, it's not super common obviously, especially in the US where it probably runs into prostitution laws.

>>48159693
This goes beyond mental problems. It seems like she got a serious illness. The only one who know the truth is A-chan.

>>48163501
As someone who has been with escorts a lot of girls will advertise GFE but most won't actually do it. Most girls think GFE just means kissing rather than actual GFE experience, I had one with a women, she must have been 40 and I was in my early 20s. We just got along and she let me kiss her, it was very passionate but I never really paid for to do GFE particularly so chances are she just liked me. Real GFE is probably way more expensive, like starting at 300 range, and you shouldn't do it with some random girl because she might just rip you off.

It's like one of my japanse animes...

>>48160328
I went through all of the addresses, that don't seem to be completely made up. Most of it is lulz, but...

>>48160415
>>48162158
Don't see anything special in these. Did you motherfuckers just post your real addresses? If not, where's the joke?

>>48165881
A chan is having fun playing Minecraft with other holos and not even stressed so it’s probably not a big deal.

>>48162439
So why the facade about her going radio silent for over a month because of the "flu"? Missing part of Holofes was suspicious enough but Cover had A-chan sign her Bandai card. All 51 hololive talents answered questions on those cards including Haachama but for some reason she couldn't write her signature.

I am skeptical this oddly specific combination of events was because of the flu. Where there's smoke there's fire and this has the signs of a hololive suspension.

>>48163501
Should've known this. Makes way too much sense.
>>48166063
Hmm I guess it's too good to be true in most cases...It was a nice thought experiment, though.

>>48167507
>suspension
This isn't Nijisanji faggot, Hololive don't do stealth suspension.

>>48167507
>hololive suspension
anon, she hasn't posted on ANY of her private accounts during all of this. its more then just a suspension

>>48166712
You cant have looked into the Sydney one too hard since even if you don't get it a simple google search would make it abundantly clear.

>>48167507
This aint niji anon only niji does stealth suspension like Axia Gwelu and Zaion

>>48167507
hoshikawa mentioned that haachama broke down crying when they went to disneyland and how she shoulders everything by herself.

>be haachama
>make uniquely creative videos
>have special kayfabe gimmicks
>gather millions of views and become the most watched holo
>get told to stop by management for being too weird
>views stall completely
>self expression is gone, people stop caring about you
>why bother anymore

>>48167507
Its not the flue
The real reason she's radio silent is because she fucking needs to pass the classes that she took since this would be her 3rd and final chance due to the 3 strikes policy to pass since she failed a lot of them in the past 2 semesters due to her trying to stream everyday and sometimes not doing her school reps

>>48167763
>believing hoshikawa
stopped believing her when she tried to back up that gundou italy scam

The pepeloni? The no one.

>>48159530
she's in college now where she's no longer isolated due to not knowing english
with both money for makeup and charisma she picked up from streaming, she's now fucking every single boy on campus and don't have time to reply

>>48167906
Haachama streamed for a year with no monetization. I find it hard to believe she can lose motivation I just hope people are right that she is just focusing on school and that she is ok.

>>48159810
Cool blogpost, faggot.

>>48159530
>failed classes
>failed semester
depressed

>>48159530
hachama wanted to retire last year but was per pressured to stay, now she is just counting the seconds for july

my rrat is punished with no internet until she passes her uni exams.
Probably suggested also by a jap therapist (lol, lmao) but mostly enforced by parents.

>>48167665
Ok, got it. Thanks.
How about the other one?

>>48159693
No, not at all, she's just bored to death with vtubing and has college to care for

Hence she cant be bothered to engage with vtubers

>Haachama comes back
>Is fluent in English
>Wins at Geoguessr within 5 minutes
>Can actually cook
>Can solve basic algebra

>>48170097
pretty funny considering her parents wanted her to focus on her vtuber career while she and management wanted to focus on school
basically the same as mumei but chammers is probably more burned out due to failing more classes

It sounds like college depression. She will feel better when she managed to graduate, but that's the hardest part unfortunately

>>48171215
>Eats pepeloni pizza with pepeloni

>>48172270
ok that's going too far
then I'd think she'd be replaced by a paid actor

>>48159530
coma chama...

>>48159530
i love watame and she can do no wrong in my eyes... but it feels a little unprofessional for her to talk about this, if something's actually going on, either haachama herself should say something, or if she is incapable of doing so, someone from cover should say something. This is just gonna cause speculation and panic

>>48169783
if even shitters like sana get "graduation month", haachama will get one too
so it can't be in july because of the concerts

>>48168178
School could explain infrequent streams but not the odd events during this radio silent flu break. Haachama being able to give answers on the Bandai card but not a signature is the type of legalese that is seen during a suspension. Generic merch is okay but not signed merch.

>>48159530
Haachama is going to channel her menhera into writing and singing metal.

What if she is not back before the end of May ?

This thread tells you everything about why Vtubing is dying in west. People are evil cunts who love to kick people when they are down. We saw it when Korone had health scare and Dragoons ran to shitpost and we see it now. Enjoy your dick sucking whores and chatbots. You deserve it.

>>48175277
She knows a lot of her fans are Haachama fans too, and she's a very nice lady, so she's showing normal sympathy with them when no one else is.

>>48159757
yeah, me

Please give me link to that stupid fat whores twitter, so I can tell her what I think about her. I want to kick her teeth in.

>>48179609
Your oshi will come back no worries

>>48180539
(me) No matter, found it. That fucking fat piece of shit sheep deserves to fucking die.

>>48180781
Easy there she's just concerned about her friend

I want to grab that sheep whores throat, put gun in her mouth, look in her eyes while she cries and then pull the trigger. Die sheep

>>48175277
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1637650167426961408
She's in poor physical condition.
That should be the end of your speculation and panic.

>>48181571
Based Haaton, fuck that fat who whore sheep!

>>48180781
>>48181571
calm the fuck down

>>48183483
Why?

>>48179609
I just love drama, faggot

>>48181571
>>48182016

>>48159530
doko...

>>48159530
chammers....

>>48181571
watame should cute your balls off.

>>48159530
Stop having bad feelings

>>48159530
she'll be alright

>>48186746
cute!

>>48159530
Dont worry
be happy

>>48159530
Stop having bad feelings

>>48181571
This except I wanna have sex with her instead.

Stop being weird

She's in mental health institution. Not dead, but isolated nevertheless.

>>48159880
She lives with her parents and they probably don't like having the family involved in her vtubing shit, theres a reason she doesn't collab with kokoro anymore

>>48159693
>jab side effects are now mental issues
kek

I think Haachama has been dead since 18-19 March and Cover is covering it up because they're afraid of facing the heartbreak of her fans.
>>48176629
>>48167507
These are explained: it's not a stealth suspension, they were doing their best to pretend Haachama simply "couldn't make it", they could get anyone to fill out answers but they didn't have a way to fake her signature that wouldn't be discovered.

Cover has done all they could to put off announcing what actually happened and is trying to make it look like she's just "on break" because of "poor health" in hopes that delaying long enough will get people to forget about her and maybe she can just fall down the memory hole. She's just on an indefinite break that she will never return from. Mhm.

oh noes

>>48162399
>therapist
>the rapist

She shouldn't have taken the goddamn vax...

>>48166143
awesome

>>48181571
Unmedicated borderline personality disorder