/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48929671
Kill myself

>another niji yab deflection thread
embarrassing

>>48929671
cancel stream and masturbate.

>>48929671
>setup equipment
>setup software
>go to newgrounds
>start stream
>"So I suddenly woke up as Mumei. No I won't explain myself. No I'm not going crazy. Until she returns to this body for today's stream let's play some flash games."
>Flash is defunct, no games work
>panic
>start describing stuff in the room
>"Let's see what other members are up to"
>call Fauna
>"Hi Fauna, how're you doing today?"
"...you're not Mumei, who is this?"
>ohfuck.exe
>get reported to management by Fauna
>stream ends

>>48929671
Oh hi Mumei. If you want new ideas on what to stream, do a typing game.

>>48929671
reveal that i have a boyfriend and i'm going to graduate to take care ouf our kid
not mentioning marriage on purpose

>>48930353
did she have a stream scheduled?

The obvious answer is to try to find the youngest viewer

>>48929671
Play Typing of the Dead Overkill with the cruse word DLC. Laugh at all the sex jokes and racial slurs. Make fun of the cripple.
Sing along to all the crude songs.
Say "God I wish that was me" during the unbirth scene.

Be silent and play games which Cover Corp does not give permissions to.
Such as: CnC Generals and HOI4

For my next stream, I will play Sims 4 and create councilrys in a single household and download the kill mod. I, as mumei in game, will kill Sana, Kronii, Bae, Fauna and Irys in that order. All without saying a single word.

>>48930014
How did Fauna immediately find out?

>>48929671
well i don't have any personality so it can't be that hard to pretend

touch myself

>me be
>Become moom
>Stream in 20 minutes
>Panik
>Still panic for 15 minutes
>Remember I can bs my way out
>Check schedule if any
>Check perms list if any
>if all else fails do a zatsu asking everyone's day
>But not to personal don't want to give anyone ideas
>Pray I get back to my original body soon
>Maybe send a nude or two to keep for my self in the meantime
>>48930497
Lol

>>48929800
This. until my arm is numb.

>>48929671
proceed to play a very yabai game

something like Hatred


it turn out no one batted an eye because im moom

>>48929671
do a stream about the history of taiwan

>>48929800
>>48931149
Agreed.

>>48929671
Mumei just play minecraft, stop wasting your time here.

>>48930564
Shota or loli?

>>48931571
The prior.

>>48930839
Mumei would never greet Fauna with "oh hi". I've never watched either btw

>>48929671
>Get in contact with all holomems and ask if the want to participate on my next off collab
>Stream for 1 min just to anounce the big collab
>Manage and organize the collab
>Collab day comes
>Proced to rape every single girl on stream

>>48929671
Cancel due to period and take animal for a walk.

>>48931672
This but I leave her outside and never let her back in.

Mumei just go on myabandonware.com and play The Incredible machine

>>48929671
I strum open G chord on an untuned guitar while awkwardly mumbling for 2 hours. Also I pet animol and call it cute.

Play Civ V and make it a stealth history lesson stream

Mooms actually taking advice from us on what to stream?

Get vaccinated again

>>48932227
no she's not that retarded even with woman debuff

>>48929671
Have sex with Kronii, Fauna, Bae, Ame, Gura, IRyS, Ina, Kiara, and animal

>>48932487
>animal
that's not a nice thing to say to mori

>>48929671
Break up with my bf

>>48932578
I agree, she's referred to as la creatura

>>48932658
Your bf would be very confused because he doesn't even know who Mumei is

>>48929671
Fucking cancel the stream… clearly more important shit is going on

>>48929671
Pick my nose and eat my boogers, then touch my breasts and pussy

>>48929671
>"sorry guys can't stream, cunt hort"
>go beat off or something

>>48929800
This, minus the stream cancelation.

>>48929671
I start Moomin'!

Shout about how the deal was that I was supposed to be Lamy
PANIC
Look at Animal
PANIC
Try and figure how everything works.
Fail
Panic and try and get in contact with genmate/manager/OmegaAlph
Emergency cancel
Cry
Cry a LOT.

>>48932227
Wouldn't be the first time

>>48929671
I crossdress as Mumei from Time to time so it's fine.

>>48929671
Draw cursed art giggle and blast royalty free heavy metal music no one will suspect a thing

>>48931616
just feign amnesia it's in character

>>48929671
stream and masturbate.

>>48933022
wait that sounds like Mumei's debut

>>48929671
Schedule an off-collab with Suisei. Then rape her.

>>48929671
Change the password to my Youtube channel and say nigger repeatedly on stream.

>>48929671
I forget about it

>>48929671
Start the stream on time, and have a plan when playing minecraft. Like building a fireworks display. But everyone would think that's boring, so I play civ and ramble about tormenting the npcs.

>cancel stream because why the fuck would I not
>go through dms with other holo girls to see if there's anything juicy in them
>take some nudes and put them along with all the dox info I can find on a file sharing site and memorize the link
>masturbate a few dozen times
>do a stream with the body swap as the gimmick but dont do anything that would actually get her in trouble
>get into contact with myself and if mumei is in my body I'll collab with myself
>when I swap back use nudes and dox as blackmail (or just keep it for my personal use)
>if we never swap back we'll swap physically and continue on with our lives but mumei would probably join holostars (unless mumei isn't in my body then I guess I'll just continue being nanashi mumei)

I would have sex live on stream with a 6'6 gigachad while NTR bullying all my fans and right as I was about to cum turn off live2d and show rm and squirt in the direction of the camera