/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thats what happens when tou decline choco apex. Bad things happen.

What's robo mama like? I only know Roboco has a cute cat

>>49324642

Gura
>...
>tweets "boop glorp goombles shark aaa"
>leaves for a month
Roboco
>please forgive me I will be gone for a couple days
We don't deserve this silly sickeningly cute sleepy voiced robot

stealth suspension
jokes aside, why are hololive vtubers so unhealthy when they are the most active, dancing training etc

>>49324560
Deserved for cancelling Dark Souls stream for some fighting game
Useless whore

>>49324560
As a joke Yagoo bought a robot that is very fraile and gets sick very often

>>49324704
I stream sometimes, it actually does take a lot out of you physically. It's not like just playing games, I feel my body tense up the entire time and often sweat a lot. Imagine your oshi drenched, her skin glistening as her muscles contract while streaming.
Also, when you're talking for hours on end, you're exercising your diaphragm and surrounding muscles a lot, so afterwards you can end up feeling sore or mildly sick, as if you just sprinted for an hour.

>>49324560
a few days huh, say hi to goober for me

>>49324704
Haven't you also felt sick after going out for the first time in a while? Holos go to the studio every few days, it's normal for them to get sick even if they wear masks all the time

>>49324560
yeah, she’s the suspected patient zero of the hololive covid outbreak.

>>49324755
No shit a mask has O effect on health.

>>49324698
To be fair almost all the JPs notify their fans if they intend to take a break for longer than a couple of days. The whole going MIA without any notice thing is a Gura and Kronii issue.

>>49324560
Oh no but anyways

>>49324642
>I only know Roboco has a cute cat
Her cat is dead

>Haachama health break
>Subaru health break
>Roboco health break

Bros..? Why are they all dying?

>>49324560
Two more weeks and she'll be fine.

>>49324802
You're a fucking idiot.Don't breed (not that you'll have any chance, being the moron that you are).

A lot of people haven't caught any cold ever since they started wearing masks from the pandemic.

>>49324889
Pregnancy season

>>49324820
You can't even say it's a EN issue since you have kiara that will throw her medical document at you.
>>49324889
It's the natural process of haging, it will get worse then far better than it ever could.

>>49324988
Fucking lol. Lmao, even. Practice basic hygiene you nonce.

>>49324560
stop scaring me you nigger! She will be fine, she's a robot after all, not a weak flesh bag

>>49324863
She has 2 cats doesn't she? She had a kitten who died and another cat named Manchi

>>49324988
I'm vaxxed and I still got covid retard, masks don't do diddly shit

>>49325450
It's not the mask's fault your parents have sub-human gene quality and passed it on to you, you fucking ape.

>>49324988
masks have been proven to do fuck all against the virus, do your academic research reps

>>49324988
Masks are complete placebo you braindead cultist.

>>49325021
This is why you must love and treasure all hags
ESPECIALLY Patra and Shizurin they're 40

>>49325526
I've had coof 4 times and still feel bretty good and look 10 years younger than my age, my genetics are ooga booga crazed Serbian mode you cock sword swallower
Masks do fuck all to prevent illness and that's a fact, only reason to wear one is if you're already sick so you don't go around coughing all over people, otherwise asians would be medical anomalies who never get sick at all

>>49324863
She had two cats, now it's just one.

>>49324863
>>49325422
>>49329333
she had 4 cats, two she left with her parents, she currently lives with chacha and nyuto is the one who died

>>49324889
They swam in the swimming pool i jizzed in.

>>49324560
in labor with my kid. please understand.

>>49324560
Hope our pon-bot gets well soon.

High-spec robot needs maintenance please understand.

>>49325534
idiot spotted.

>>49329706
I love her so much

>>49330351
Even Choco thinks she's cute. So must be some truth to it.

>>49325009
yeah me

>>49324820
You wish Kronii's communication issues were remotely as bad as Gura's.

>>49324560
Who the fuck tricked the sexbot into upgrading to Windows 11?

Was she caught in the Laplus super spreader event, or did she eat something moldy again?

>>49333400
>Posted the culprit.

>>49333569
Lappy spreading STDs to everyone in hololive now?

What is it with these girls, last time I saw a doctor was over 10 years ago and I've never been to a hospital as a patient.

>>49331695
Imagine the sex between these two

>>49324755
>>49324802
Idiots. Masks help prevent OTHER people getting sick from YOUR germs. That's why sick people wear them. Everyone masked up during covid because you couldn't tell if you were sick or not and we didn't have a vaccine yet.

>>49335858
>Imagining it

>>49336504
Choco's masterful tongue would make Roboco feel things she never even realized her body could feel

>>49329781
omapolbros...

>>49331695
I have gazed upon the forbidden knowledge. She is very very cute. One of the best looking hologirls by far
>>49335858
>>49336504
>>49336652
Why aren't you queers fantasizing about her diddling your cocks you homos

>>49324560
Firstly, post the link you faggot: https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1657315475834150913?s=19
Secondly, fact-check the translation through Deepl (picrel).
I'll also give it a shot
>Notice
>it hasn't developed into a serious incident, but I have to go to the hospital for some examinations for a while, so I will take a short break from streaming until the 18th.
>Robo-mama is here with me and will come and take care of me (during the examinations) as well! It would be a bit of a late Golden Week... (but) when I come back I'll also have an announcement so I want you to look forward to it!

>>49337421
It's a jokepost you retard

>>49337511
I know she's not literally dying my dude, I'm saying to post links and translations properly so catalog browsers get informed correctly and don't go around spreading misinformed rrats.

>>49336880
A man can multitask.