/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

These are the questions I come to /vt/ for

>>4938124
Leave the internet, please.

>>4938124
Silent, smelly farts exist you know. With Korone's trained body, she can tense her ass muscles to ensure that all her farts are silent.

>>4938185
Wouldn't that make the fart louder instead?

>>4938185
tense muscles result in loud ones

>>4938124
She doesn't put her ass to the mic.

>>4938226
>>4938232
She tenses until her rectum prolapses, bypassing the noise produced by flapping butt cheeks. I'm no doctor or ass I enthusiast, just a Grappler Baki fan.

She sits on my face and my suctioning mouth creates a vacum on her sphincter, so any and all sound waves actually travel through my throat and fizzle out.

Playing kusoge gave her constrictor muscle the properties of steel

>>4938124
She mutes her mic every time.

>>4938342
> not Brappler Gaki

>>4938874
Okay, i'll use that.

Anon they know how to mute

>>4938124
It's called suppressing your farts anon-chama. I'm sure you'll get good at it in social situations eventually...

>>4938124
She doesn't shove disgusting triple fried candy bars down her gullet 24/7 like you disgusting americlaps. Try eating actual food for once and you MIGHT stop being a disgusting sub-human

>>4939198
>

>>4938518
meds. now.

>>4938752
>>4939064
STOP RUINING MY IMMERSION

>>4938124
She injects farts into her chair all day long. Ass hair muffles the sound. It's true.
t. ass hair chad

>>4938124
sound isolation pads

Post chuubas that have farted.

This braphog can't go a month without a fluffer-doodle incident.

anyone who worked in some kind of hell job with long shifts in public knows it becomes second nature but causes many problems on your insides.
chris-chan was right about holding in farts is bad for you.
this is why she must go to the hospital so often recently.

>>4938124
Change your diet. I only fart when shitting.

>>4942109
really?

>>4938124
...modern microphones pick up your farts?
I have some apologies to make.

>>4938124
Korone is a lady, and behaves accordingly.

>>4938124
Women don't fart retard.

>>4938124
You really can't go 8 hours with farting?

>>4946188
You really can't go 8 hours without farting?

>>4946188
>>4946234
hahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!

>>4939198
Anon I'm not American and I eat healthy but I will admit to letting rip from time to time

>>4939198
Based.

>>4953136
>>4939198
Me being on a high protein (no trash food) and veggie diet makes me fart waaay more then if I eat trash.

I heard Korone can deadlift 450 lbs.

I can go days without farting and when I do they're always silent and don't really smell at all most of the time. Isn't that normal?

>>4938124
Idols don't fart. What kind of idiot doesn't know that? Next you'll be saying they poop as well.

>>4938185
this is what I do. It's a skill worth learning.

>>4954140
Idols don't drink their piss eith- wait, what brand are we talking about again?

>>4939198
Have you tried eating broccoli and onions? That stuff gives me the worse bloats.

>>4938124
if she does jump rope (she says she does boxer training), that's where most of the gas gets out. i used to do jumping jacks and never felt the need to fart during the school day. but i also mostly skipped breakfast, which is something else she might be doing for diet purposes.

>>4958433
to clarify, i would do jumping jacks after i got home from school. so the day following, i never felt the urge to fart.

>>4939198
She takes protein bro she's gonna have stinky protein braps

>>4938124
>he doesnt have access to the exclusive assmic stream

>>4938124
This may come as a shock to you, but many mics come with a button called mute.

>>4953657
you probably fart in your sleep

>>4938342
what does baki have to do with... whatever. Nice choice of battle manga at least...

Dog Tailplug /thread

>>4959945
>Someone recorded themselves while they were sleeping
>They checked out the recording
>While sleeping they had a 15 second sustained fart

>>4938518
t. okayu

Do you think she streams with a cardi or jacket one that reaches her butt? How many times do you think shes farted on her cardigans? Imagine the smell from the accumulated farts of endurance streams emanating from the clothing...