/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

GOORUH

Cute shark in a few hours hopefully!

unskilled edgers you may start now and you will be ready for when the stream starts

>>4948137
look at those cheeks

>>4948170
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Pet the shark

>>4948170
Blessed cheeks

Gura cute Gura cute!

Chumbuds, you did watch Kiara & Mori's tabletop RPG stream, right? So that when it's Gura's turn you can keep up with the story, right? Right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hB5QuSYBKw

>>4948291
nah, she'll give us a summary

>>4948291
>Chumbuds, will you watch a stream with Gura in it?
Stupid question, shameful question. Where the fuck do you think you are?

oh god, i tried so hard to make a letter that isn't cringe. please don't cringe, gura, it's just a wholesome letter. i'll never mail it if i start rewriting it now, so i'm just going to pretend it sounds okay.

samegaki samegaki!
>samegaki samegaki!
https://youtu.be/gZL4-f3jRoE?t=186

I wan't Gura to play another RPG. I think she might like the Y's series. I think Y's 8 would be best. Fun action combat, great music, adventure, and even a "KYA BAka!" maoment.

Is gura dead again?

Gura cute! Please stream today, I miss you

>>4948415
At least we know that she will be in forsen's stream in 40 minutes.

>>4948493
Who

>>4948493
What?

>>4948351
But that one doesn't have Gura in it, however what happened there will influence future Gura stream when it's her turn for WoD turorial.

Tonight's the night.

I can't wait to see my wife Gawr Gura

gura is a dirty girl who lusts for multiple girls at a time!
and I love her for it

>>4948291
I forgot to watch it before, but yes, I will watch it.

UUUUOOOOOHHHH T o T

>>4948291
Watched the start and fell asleep during it. I still haven't caught up but I will now.

>>4948291
Im pretty booked right now, but i'll watch it soon

wtf is this asylum

>>4948380
dunno about an rpg but I want something that'll get her to do voices again like the konosuba shillstream

>>4949266
bunch of roleplayers dw

>>4949341
konichiwa kawai anon kun

>>4946886
> don’t hunt sea creatures
> swim with them instead!

This anon is a shark.

Spoon feed me on the meme. Is it just because she mentioned that she watched his speedrun, when she was watching speedruns?

>>4949519
no idea, doing a little bit of research it seems like forsen did a partial media share stream or some shit where people recommended vtuber clips?

gura cute!

>>4949665
omg gura you look so stupid! grow that hair back....
what the hell were you tinking?

Gura, I miss you.

>>4949375
WE TAMAGUCCI?

>>4949519
It seems like she actually watches him.
>he starts playing DBD
>she plays DBD

>>4949707
>gura will never walk in the room and shyly ask you "notice anything different?" after a haircut
>ywn wipe her smile off her face by simply saying "oh you looked better before" and turning back to the computer monitor

>>4949707
Short hair girls are also cute.

>>4949789
yeah but not on you gura. I love you gura but you look ridiculous hahaha oh my god...
sorry sorry, im sure it'll grow back fast.
hahaha why are you crying? lmao
so sensitive

>>4949779
but that's literally what happened at the rhombus reveal.

>>4949736
Yea we coo
/Vt/ niggs need allah
i'm gonna pray for them

Mmm, cunny...

>>4949519
I'm pretty sure its just 1 troll who keeps replying to himself

>>4948291
Are the other members going to watch it? I want to see the story through Gura's perspective so I don't want to metagame if Gura isn't supposed to know what happens in it.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1400399310278127621
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1400399310278127621
Shark is up

Fuck forsen subs you are a bunch of fat manchildrens

>>4950254
ok
>>4948838
>>4949026
>>4948444
>>4949851

I miss Gura...

>>4950399
I do not like you but honestly I don't think I can refute your argument here

>>4950438
We're over the hump now chumbud. Everything's gonna be daijobu.

if there were a dolphin vtuber, gura should attack her and eat her

>>4950190
Not sure what you were trying to do here, but she liked Kiara's stream post on twitter about 15 minutes ago. So yeah, she is awake.

I don't think I can predict Gura's schedule this week, but I'm pretty sure it'll be a comfy/lowkey stream with members karaoke.

>>4949768
she played it a long time before that

>>4950599
Crossing fingers for DBD and DMC3.

>>4950442
We're lonely but all ggg posters are jacked irl so it evens out.

>>4950399
Go back to whatever shithole you came from

>>4950714
Shark Fitness Cult is best cult.

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>4950599
I just want her to have that splitter so she stops looking like shes bad at all games due to playing through obs.

Dont forget your smile reps

>>4950765

>>4949888
No, what happened was chumbuds grabbed their kitchen knives and ran to the barber, demanding they fixed their shit or get stabbed 2.8m times.

>>4950714
True, I work out while watching every Gura stream.

>>4950787

>>4950714
>>4950897
this is what the juicers want us to believe
:OMEGALUL:

>enter thread
>say "gura cute"
>leave without elaborating
Gura cute

>>4950851
>what happened was chumbuds grabbed their kitchen knives and ran to the barber, demanding they fixed their shit or get stabbed 2.8m times.
Gura is perfect so she deserves perfection, or else.

I'm calling it now: there will be an original song with Calli released very soon

>>4950783
if she gets an HDMI splitter only, it will create an offset of 200 ms between game audio and video. if she uses that setup for rhythm games, it will make her look like she is the worst rhythm game player in hololive.

>>4950743

>>4950995
Well, that is impossible, since she conclusively proven that she is great at rythm games already.

mmm

>>4950599
I kinda want todays stream to be Subnautica
it was really interesting and comfy seeing her play this game

>>4950638
I wasn't referring to her first playthrough. Some weeks ago he started playing DBD for several days even though there wasn't new content and she announced her DBD stream out of nothing.

What if Gura IS a thresher shark, and she lost most of her tail in a terrible ground pounding accident.(that's why there are stitches)

>>4951114
you mean dbd that she mentioned more than once in previous streams because the upcoming RE dlc? Fuck off with your shitty bait

I suddenly have an urge to hear Gura sing this.
https://youtu.be/dewlH6HSDzk
I have a feeling it's gonna be great.

>>4950599
Dmc3 tomorrow hopefully

>>4951110
Same, she's about to go into some deep caves if I remember correctly so that ought to be fun.

>>4951114
>she announced her DBD stream out of nothing
Take it from me: She has been playing off-stream a lot. The degree of improvement from her old DBD streams to the new ones is unbelievable. She has radically better map awareness, much better gamesense, and she's putting up a fight against well built metaperk-toting survivors as default Killers with no teachables.

Also, she's playing on a smurf. How do I know this? Because she didn't have the DLC characters she had last year. Judging by her skill level she has well over a hundred hours in-game, and if she doesn't then she improved even faster than I would expect.

>>4951226
she'll never buy a splitter because it's too complicated to set up

Im getting gura withdrawal right now, fuck this

>>4951395
Just now? I've been running on empty for days now. It hurts

>>4951386
No shit she's on a new account. She's not going to stream on her personal account. Retard

>>4951386
anon... she has directly stated all of those things on stream.

https://twitter.com/scarlet_nexus/status/1403411881017044994

>>4951698
>sponsored stream

yikes

>>4951698
Didn't watch the Mori shill stream, does it look any good?

>>4951386
hownew.ru

>>4951698
nice
>>4951716
GET PAID GURA

>>4951152
That doesn't deny that she could have watched him and got interested in playing the game on stream.

>>4951747
I brought up something that happened on stream. There is zero evidence behind anything you've said other than making stuff up.

>>4947945
slightly off topic, but you think if Gura had been allowed more of a say in her design/story (assuming she didn't) she might have gone with more of a cowboy theme? Maybe a loli minotaur girl for the 'myth' theming?

>>4950151
Nothing of sort was specified so nothing was stopping Gura from watching it herself, though she might have been too buisy.

>>4950714
I have noticed all chumbuds have very good genes but jacked is the wrong word to describe, I would say warrior-brained or perfect specimen. jacked is a term insecure people are more inclined to use
t. chumbud who doesn’t work out as my body naturally is able to maintain peak condition with grip strength double the average man

>>4951698
Well, time to see if Gura has gotten better at shilling stuff she doesn't care about.

>>4951747
Yeah, but it does make what you're saying significantly more unlikely.

>>4951698
Does this mean she isn't going to stream today, but instead tomorrow?
My Gura withdrawal is already hitting me hard.

>>4951724
It's pretty bland of a game to watch but maybe Gura can make it interesting.

>>4951993
>Does this mean she isn't going to stream today, but instead tomorrow?
no, it doesn't. it means she is scheduled to stream tomorrow.

>>4951993
No, it means she's guaranteed to have a stream tomorrow, today is still uncertain.

>>4951993
She'll probably still stream today. Also, reminder that she has a collab with Mori in the morning.

>>4951993
I think they are using JST time and date.

>>4952024
>2 streams scheduled tomorrow

We aren't getting shit today boys. Buckle up for another long, guraless night.

>>4952469
I am going to grudgepost you when she puts up the stream in around an hour and a half

>>4952469
I think the sponsored stream is today at her usual time only because I think they are using JST time/date like Mori

>>4952018
she said friday

>>4951698
Wait, isn't this the stream in a couple hours based on those times.

>>4952747
it's either in about five hours or in about 29 hours.

>>4952603
Well, all the times on the Mori poster fall on June 11, so that doesn't say much. I'd say Bamco is dumb if they only drop 6 hours notice for their shill stream, but Gura had that Groove Coaster stream come outta nowhere so who the fuck knows.

>>4952929
Yea. There's also that surprise Konosuba read along stream as well.

>>4952747
No, today's the 11th. Surely they wouldn't give the day for the JP time for an English announcement on the English twitter account.

>>4951692
Anon I can't assume that the guy I'm replying to has seen the stream where she said that. He may have seen the one on the 4th, the one from the previous week, both, or neither. Cut me some slack.

does cuckfaggotry always come out when Gura's been absent for a few days?

>>4951698
Somehow I doubt management would take "no" for an answer.

The withdrawal is getting worse, I need a hit

>>4953472
Pretty sure it's always the same 1 or 2 people that post it, and yes, it's posted about pretty much every time she goes a day without streaming.

>>4947945
I haven't watched holowhores since January, but upon learning about coco getting das boot, I decided to pop in to laugh at the collective meltdown of cocofags. While browsing the catalog, I noticed the gura's cat costume and I gotta say that this is the most retarded shit I've seen in a good while. A shark cat, seriously, nigger?

>>4953613
You're almost there bud, you're gonna make it

>>4953472
It's the same shithead samefagging every time.

>>4953613
Well, worst case scenario is ~18.5 hours to go, but I still believe we'll get a stream tonight.

>>4952747
June 12 9AM JST would be June 11 8PM EST. So yea tonight at the usual hour.

>haaah I have a cookie!
>aaahh I dropped my cookie uohhh

>>4953798
Yab, if true.

When Gura does the inevitable Five Nights at Freddy's stream will it be based or cringe?

>>4954031
If its the old game, eh.. but if its the VR version it could be good.

>>4954031
vr was good, the original games are hit or miss.

She'll probably put the stream up in the next 30 minutes.

>>4954358
The uncertainty is killing me. I would give up my left nut if I could gain the power to know whether she would stream or not on any given day.

>>4952861
for the last time, gura is straight

>>4954429
The uncertainty is part of the thrill though. Even if she does one gorilla stream per year, that one awesome surprise is worth all of the other anxiety.

>>4954429
>>4954358
What if she suddenly disappeared from everyone?

>>4954429
The uncertainty is part of her charm though

>>4954477
Not in my delusions she isn't

>>4954429
The uncertainty in how long I must edge is a real thrill though.

>>4954492
>>4954503
>>4954541
I see she trained you well

>>4954553
Gawr Groomer Gura

>>4954553
Manipulation 5

>>4954477
Gura is gay

>>4954660
ABAYUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>4954499
I would be worried sick and might actually hurt myself.

>>4954719
Nope

gura DID say in her member stream that she will stream on friday
she will not let us down...right?

>>4954492
>>4954503
>>4954541
The uncertainty makes extremely angry and unhinged, you guys are some masochists

>>4954499
Panic and psychosis will set in

>>4954717
Yes, for me

>>4954768
Gura also said to never trust the things she says and to only trust the things she writes down

>>4954856
L O N D O N

>>4954745
cute and funny

There goes Gura's "big announcement". I should learn and stop getting hype over this shit.

>>4954832
Yes, for Ame

>>4954499
>a week goes by
>no schedule, stream, update, or even twitter likes
>concerns are brushed off by other EN's, but over time they become noticeably uncomfortable
>Ame becomes visibly shaken and abruptly ends her stream one day
>cryptic tweet with dark undertones
>internet begins to panic
>Cover finally releases an official statement
>Gawr Gura is...

>>4954768
Anon please, the sponsored stream she just retweeted is tonight.

>>4954959
sleeping ________________

>>4954959
I can't believe Gura got lost in the supermarket for a whole week!

>>4954959
Married

>>4955057
yeah to me

>>4954959
>HERE!
>Unannounced offcollab starts
>Gura immediately wants to start playing Twister

hey uh...
ya'll got that gura karaoke audio archive mega link?

>>4955057
J*y is luck

>>4955096
https://mega.nz/folder/jNJiHJKB#PJmeFrBaYHwdIZE7VvuFvg
I've gotta thank audiobud again. Looking forward to that new karaoke if you're still working on that.

>>4955096
>>4955167
i will, but the most recent stream isn't there yet. i ended up having to do a ton of extra work this week and then i got sick and my ears were plugged up so i couldn't hear well enough to work on it, but i'll be done with work soon and i think i'm fine now. sorry!!

>>4955167
forty thanks

>>4955187
Fuck, I just saw the read me, hope you get better buddy.

>>4954941
It's probably that she was the partner in Calli's collab song that's being released on Saturday

>>4954959
kidnapped by orcas, are you bad enough dude to rescue Gawr Gura?

>>4954959
Cute!

>>4955263
I would reject my humanity and become a monster if it was necessary to save Gawr Gura

>>4954959
Ded

>>4955263
>are you bad enough dude to rescue Gawr Gura?
Lock & Load, chumbuds.

>>4955215
>that's being released on Saturday
Check Mori's twitter
Our shark might actually be cursed

>>4955263
If that was the case then she's in an orca's belly

>>4954959
Awake!

I really fucking hate shill streams

>>4955350
Only way to break the curse is to impregnate Gura. Don't worry guys, I'll take one for the team and get the job done! You can count on me!

>>4955350
How do you remove a curse... asking for a friend

Don't get distracted, she'll be back with us in a few hours. You want to make her proud don't you? Do your reps.

>>4955499
already did my reps for the day, only ina now

>>4954972
I posted this in global, but figured it would be good to put it here too. I rigged up a high res shrimp in Blender, so you can animate it to your heart's content!

https://files.catbox.moe/c8ofqd.7z

>>4955499
Not until I hear her voice. Even if its her half interested shill voice, I need it.

>>4955430
me too, i hate this is the first stream we get after 3 days without her

I hope she does another surprise karaoke stream today, at least.

>>4951993
if that's the JST time/date then she'll stream that in a a little over 3 hours from now.

if it's EST then it will be in 16 hours.

>>4955430
Gura hates them too.
Watch her stream to give her strength.

>>4950995
She already deals with that for her PS4 Project Diva streams

>>4955710
Yeah, they're usually so short, and not much idle chatting. Mayyybe we'll get a supachatzudan after since she missed them earlier this week.

>>4955938
ah, i see you're another one who didn't listen to her description of her setup.

>>4955811
The surprise cuddle karaoke made me calmer during her absence.

Why is everyone saying the shill stream is tonight? Is the June 12th on the tweet talking about Japan time?

>>4956069
it's still impossible to tell. don't go anywhere.

>>4956015
You're fooling no one with your vague smug shitposting.
She had headphones plugged into the TV 3.5mm out to monitor the game with no delay With a splitter she'll have headphones plugged into the 3.5mm out of monitor to monitor the game with no delay. Being too shork to use an aux cord patch to the GoXLR and possibly a ground loop isolator to reduce it down to one set of headphones is unfortunate but a workable situation.

>>4955923
Unless they're rhythm game shill streams* then she enjoys them (Also Konosuba)

>>4956069
The tweet literally says June 12 9AM JST. Just type JST to whatever your timezone is and plug in the numbers.

>>4956153
Her reading us Konosuba was one of my favorite streams.

>>4955710
is the shill stream today or tomorrow? it says 12 of june but is it 12 in jap or 12 in the west?

>>4956197
I'M LOOOOPINGGGGGGG

we don't know anon, either she puts up the stream in the next hour or it's tomorrow

>>4954959
happy because she finally found her bread!

she returns to EN with a story about an accidental trip to Antarctica after getting lost on the way to pick up her mail, and finding her lost bread somewhere in Alaska (yes i know that's the arctic, not Antarctica, she will find the bread in Alaska, while getting lost in Antarctica)

>>4956197
No way to tell for sure. Would make more sense if it's tomorrow, but it wouldn't be the first time a company was dumb about the timing of its shill stream promotion.

>>4956175
It literally doesn’t differentiate which time zone it’s referring to

>>4956069
>Why is everyone saying the shill stream is tonight? Is the June 12th on the tweet talking about Japan time?
the mori tweet was in JST, same announcement style. and since gura has a collab stream with mori tomorrow morning everyone assumes this one is in JST too.

which means it's live in 3 hours from now.

>>4956146
the fact that she had the game playing on the TV with no delay proves beyond any doubt that she is already able to split the HDMI signal, and that the problem she has is monitoring her own voice and the game audio at the same. that is the only problem remaining to solve, and there are no others. an HDMI splitter is literally a completely worthless waste of money that not only won't improve her setup—it won't even affect it.

>>4948103
I don't think so anon... the break ends tomorrow not today

>>4956281
you idiot, it say right there,

5pm PDT, 1amBST, 9amJST,

June 12th 9AM JST is in 3 hours.
I'm in the USA, 5PM PDT is in 3 hours

>>4954959
A shark

>>4956242
she said she would be back on friday which is today before the shill thing was even known, so there should be stream tonight no matter what exactly she planned unless she tweets about canceling it in upcoming hour or so

>>4956363
Or it could be tomorrow, June 12th 5PM PDT

>>4956392
>Or it could be tomorrow, June 12th 5PM PDT
that would be june13 JST, and Mori's announcement tweet was in the same format, and clearly meant JST for the DAY.

>>4956381
>gura tweeting about canceling a stream
You must be new here

>>4956414
she retweeted the sponsored stream tweet a few hours ago. the last time she tweeted about cancelling a stream was less than a week ago.

>>4956413
Yeah, but Mori lives on JST and to my knowledge Gura doesn't. We won't know for sure until the stream reservation is put up.

>>4956413
All of Mori’s times were also in June 11th so that doesn’t tell us anything

>>4956413
Mori's tweet had PDT, BST and JST times on the same day so there was no confusion on the date.

>>4956413
Again, all of the times on Mori's tweet fit into June 11th. There is no way to tell for sure with Gura's because Bamco did the dumb and has times that fall on two different days.

>>4956413
But it's English twitter account talking about an English streamer. Using the Japanese day makes no sense.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1403457012701143043
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1403457012701143043
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1403457012701143043

>>4956455
>the last time she tweeted about cancelling a stream was less than a week ago.
I don't remember it, what stream did she cancel?

>>4956413
Its the 11th you fuckass
how would it be the 13th tomorrow......

>>4956709
now everything clear
today collab
tomorrow shill one

>>4956768
Anon, your timezone reps...

>>4956815
Collab is tomorrow morning in Gura time

>>4956815
YouTube says June 12 10AM, so its still tomorrow for me at least.

>>4956815
Collab is on Saturday

yeah im retarded my bad

>>4956709
why are all the collabs on moris channel recently?

>>4956712
she had verbally announced a stream for the day of amelia's charity stream, and she tweeted to affirmatively cancel it about an hour before amelia's stream started.

>>4956969
No idea. I wish YouTube had some sort of merged stream feature, so I could use Gura's emotes on collabs.

>>4956999
oh yeah, totally forgot somehow, the charity was nice

>>4956709
Calli such a bro, always making Gura wake up hours early for their collabs so we can hear peek JWU voice from her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVX9pWvd9B0
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

LIVE IN 3 HOURS

>>4957087
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GURA IS BACK THANK GOD

>>4957087
I BELIEVED. CUTE SHARK TONIGHT

>>4957087
More Gura!

>>4957087
THE CLOUDS ARE PARTING

>>4957087
was hoping for subnautica but i will take it over shill shit any day

>>4957087
My night is made

>>4957087
It's been 700 years since she last streamed

>>4957087
ITS FINALLY TIME!

>>4956969
A lot of reasons.

1) Calli has bigger dreams than hololive and everybody knows it.
2) Gura is a very supportive and caring friend to Mori.
3) Mori is, arguably, the only one that actually wants the exposure. Gura seems to resent her own popularity and the idiots it brings along with it, instead preferring her core of dedicated fans. Ame and Ina seem pretty comfortable where they're at. Kiara is fine doing whatever because she's just like that.

>>4957229
>Gura seems to resent her own popularity and the idiots it brings along with it
this rrat again yaaaaaaaaaaawn

>>4956413
KNEEL YOU FUCKER >>4957087

>>4956413
>>4956336
>>4955014
>>4952469

Kneel fuckers!

>>4957261
You know damn well how much of a disaster her chat becomes with 30k+.

>>4957087
I'm so happy.

>>4957087
>Bowers fury
>Bowser is a furry
haha i get it

>>4952469
>>4957087
Hope you were prepping those knee pads

>>4957229
Also, Gura feels bad when she doesn't read supers, and she knows she'll never read the ones she gets during collabs.

>>4953472
what are you referring to when you say cuckfaggotry?

I see you guy in prechat, don't break containment.

>>4957087
THANKS GURA

>>4957087
>mfw i got work tomorrow

>>4957275
>Get the stream wrong, but she's still streaming tonight like I said
>KNEEL
You're trying too hard to fit in.

>>4957261
It's barely a rrat. She wasn't blessed by the algorithm, she was cursed.

>>4957177
It's been a millenia...

>>4957338
Boyfriend rrats

>>4954358
how did you know?

>>4957382
You aren't kneeling to Gura, you're kneeling to the people in here that said the sponsored stream is tomorrow.

>>4957431
thats the time she put up her streams recently

>>4957410
>Boyfriend rrats
these are funny. gura is such a homebody her getting a BF is pretty slim. it's not impossible. wouldn't bother me, because she seems super lonely.

superior thumbnail coming through

>>4953472
They do it for (You)s, I hope there's no one legit sick in the head to hate Gura for real.

>>4957087
やた!
いさしぶりだなさめちゃん。

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1403465941284003845

>>4957503
Needs blush likes last one

>Gura leaves on break - 2.8m subs
>Gura comes back from break 3 days later - 2.83m subs

She can't be stopped boys.

>>4957493
The swede is literally just a thread in-joke, yet some especially thin-skinned faggots get in a tizzy immediately. The state of boards in 2021, goddamn.

>>4957597
no. it's perfect. blush would make it worse

>>4957493
>such a homebody her getting a BF is pretty slim
I refuse to believe my god and savior Gawr Gura does not cause every man she ever comes in contact with to fall in love with her. She is a perfect siren and could have literally anyone she wants. But she picked us shrimps instead.

>>4956188
I really loved that stream, I've listened to it twice and I'll probably do it again a third time soon

>>4957642
>The swede is literally just a thread in-joke
Its literally just one person spamming that off-topic shit, probably you.

>>4956709
>...with much less lag this time.
GURA ON JAPAN CONFIRMED
THEY ARE

>>4957731
I could listen to her read forever. It's really peaceful.

>>4957731
I've had it on the vod backlog for a while. Maybe I should listen to it next.

>>4957789
HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE 3D ON HER BIRTHDAY IT'S HAPPENING LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4957756
Thank you for the demonstration, thin-skinned faggot-chama.

>>4957636
Gas gas gas

>>4957852
We are here to talk about Gura, not your cuck fantasies

>>4957852
fuck off with your cuckshit

>>4957789
Jet lagged tired Gura tonight

>>4957829
You defnitely should! It's one of my favorites and EASILY my favorite sponsored stream any Holo has done

>>4957842
Bro, if this happens, YouTube will literally break during that stream

>>4957789
They're just using parsec instead of Remote play. Mori talked about it.

I hope you guys are also reporting this faggot, and not just giving him (You)s like a bunch of fucking retards.

>>4957842
Please be true, this is my personal rrat now.

>>4957789
Either that or they figured out how to use Parsec.

>>4957972
It doesn't make a difference; he still posts every day

>>4957964
>>4958074
I see

>>4957888
>>4957924
>>4957972
Literally one joke and you already tilt as if on command. Do you even take your meds?

>>4957944
Did not break at 2 mil, did not break at any non-member karaoke, why would it now?

>>4957964
>>4958026
Exactly. The recent Ame thing could have been a pre-test for all we know. Mori just can't choose a game with proper netcode for a change.

>>4958105
If there was a surprise 3D outfit reveal during a birthday stream of the most subbed hololive member who doesn't even live in Japan, the numbers would be outrageous. Easily 200k live viewers. Maybe it wouldn't "break" youtube, but man their servers probably would be put to the test.

>>4958074
I still report every doxfag or HERfag that enters this place. Maybe one day they'll fuck off for good.

>>4957719
She's so good to us. I hope we keep growing closer.

>>4958254
She's probably going to start the stream by mentioning how much she missed us and it's going make me feel nice and warm inside

>>4957789
I doubt it, because the stream description just says there's .5 seconds lag instead of 2.

>>4958246
I have been for months, it's just discouraging when it doesn't seem to make a bit of difference

>>4958238
Considering her previous peak was somewhere around 190k, in outfit reveal, I'm pretty sure jewtube will survive. Shark is very popular, but not yet THAT popular.

Arigathanks meido!

Based meido

>Hello!! Hewoooo.. I missed you guys!

soon

>>4957719
My rrat is that she's a Tomoko IRL. Or rather, I like to imagine such a thing because I find it cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbbk4SfgnTY

In other words, she may be appealing to people like us, but an average normie probably doesn't even notice her.

>>4959240
Blessed with this tonight then sleepy Gura tomorrow morning.

>>4959312
Gura morning voice twice in almost one week. What a blessing.

>>4959285
I don't think shes as bad as Tomoko. I think there are also a lot of people out there like us who want an uwu cute girl.

Although I'm reminded of her advice of not asking girls out to dinner as a first date because she forgets how to eat when put in that position. So maybe she was that bad.

>>4959370
>she forgets how to eat when put in that position
Our spaghetti shark is too cute

>>4959312
And nervous shill shark tomorrow night!

I'm so happy I will get to hear her again.

Yay!

>>4959460
Same

>>4959456
>>4959312
Shark in every form! I love her!

Gura, i feel really angry and bitter

gura my butt itches

I wish I knew how to quit you gura

Gura, I am filled with love and happiness at the moment.

>>4960405
Easy, just wait until her graduation. Then you'll have no choice.

>>4960302
Hi Ame

LOL

>>4960458
Thankfully, she'll be streaming for a while

>>4960662
If they aren't a member why do they even care.

>>4960701
maybe he should take the hint

>>4960673
Thankfully for us, but that anon who wants out will continue suffering

>>4960458
unless she decides to stream elsewhere.

>>4960405
you are here forever

sharkie back, me happy

>>4960662
lmao ngl I kinda feel their pain. She did just completely ghost on the stream she said was gonna happen without saying a thing. But she was already feeling anxious and probably didn't feel like drawing attention to a "cancelled" stream. And if she said publicly it was switched to a member only people might call her greedy/sellout/etc. Not a fun situation for our nervous shork.

>>4961087
I've you've been a fan of hers for a while, you're already used to this

>>4961087
I "kinda feel their pain" as well but you have to stop to consider the sheer weight of numbers Gura has drawn in. It's literally impossible to acknowledge everyone and everything. More importantly, the membership is both worth it and not expensive at all. Full membershrimp in my currency is 75HRK per month. A pack of cigarettes costs 30. Yes, we actually use this metric in Croatia to compare prices of this or that. Then again a lot of kids and teens without jobs or money are watching her, so they probably can't even become members.

>>4954959
Imagine Kiara doing a waiting for Gura stream but could not end it.

>>4961638
It's 45kn, no need for tier 3

>>4954959
CUTE!

Gura will once again prove she is the cutest being in the multiverse today.

>>4957581
>やった
>ひさしぶり

>>4961638
>It's literally impossible to acknowledge everyone and everything.

I don't think simple updates to public plans aren't overly difficult from a pure logistical standpoint. BUT you're right that she's under a massive microscope and a lot of pressure, so in reality it's not as easy as just tweeting something and forgetting about it. I trust she operates in the way that best serves her mental health, so I would never ask anything more of her.

>>4962241
She's got nothing left to prove at this point, it's already known

https://youtu.be/brpnFGiUgMg?t=16852

Its always the saddest of moments when Gura mutes herself before dying laughing.. I want to hear cute Gura snorts and giggles

>>4962861
I still keep thinking about when she said how she went into a sleep deprived laughing fit that was so intense it hurt her throat. I would give literally anything to hear that or to have been there laughing with her...

>>4961087
>>4961638
Man, I got a massive feeling of deja vu for a second after reading these posts.

>>4963001
I can't even begin to imagine how cute she be during those fits

Decided to try the coconut redbull since Gura mentioned it and it's one of the flavors I hadn't tried yet. It not better than my favorite but It's okay.

>chat has never and will never drive Gura to a giggling fit so hard it hurts her throat
Why live...

>Coco always plays Bowser in Mario Party
>Gura is now playing Bowser's Fury

What does it mean bros????

>>4963478
She would probably mute her mic if it happened, which would be super disappointing

>>4963531
Oh no, Gura wants to beat the shit out of Coco symbolically..

Cute shark now

>>4963702
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It is time.

>>4963401
Lots of little squeaks with intermittent snorts when she has to breathe... god it hurts the deepest pits of my heart to think about, I NEED IT.

>>4963531
She's gonna miss her when she's gone

gura just woke up

HI

She sounds so cute! Just woke up voice

Oh my God it's so good to hear her voice. All my anxiety and stress from work is gone instantly.

She's here...!

Extra sassy today. Love it.