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>3 years from now
>the year 2023
>most of your favorite JP hologirls are long gone
>lost to the final yab
>only a few are left; Pekora, Rushia, Aqua
>Pekora becomes a character in Smash
>community is immediately inundated by the worst of the worst
>Rushia acquired rights to her own model and only streams for members
>aqua is still playing Apex
>They rarely stream anymore but often appear in ads and at big conventions
>EN initially survives
>end up destroying themselves
>Mori cucked sydsnap
>Left Japan and got beaten to death in detroit after drunkenly saying nigger on stage
>Ame quits after it was revealed she was pregnant by a registered sex offender
>Gura was bought out by Disney, recast multiple times on youtube before her fans realized what was going on
>her movie flopped and rrats say she ended up killing herself
>Ina a laughingstock after she tried to move into fashion and start a brand
>never actually made anything and lost investors hundreds of millions of dollars in the process
>Kiara became morbidly obese
>lost many fans because of her voice changing and now campaigns in Austria for stricter dietary laws
>You get home from a hard day
>dig into your files
>find an old video simply titled by date
>before the yab
>before the losses
>before the rrats
>
>Good Morning Motherfuckers!
>
>you sink into your chair and feel your eyes swell a bit
>You're happy
>for a split second life is okay

>> No.4966194

stop spoiling the future.

jesus fucking christ

>> No.4966330

>>4966117
Ina will be fine. She will get tired of streaming and move on to illustration full time, maybe strike a modest manga deal that last several volumes and marry some weeb at a convention

>> No.4966350

>>4966117
>rushia
if anything she will pull a korone due to marriage concerns

>> No.4966399

What happened to Suisei, I need to know

>> No.4966492

>>4966399
She becomes a REAL idol.

>> No.4966576

>>4966399
Get's put on a list for stalking shota at local elementary schools. She's working at the local foodmart.

>> No.4966598

>>4966117
wtf is wrong with me, this actually made me tear up a bit...

>> No.4966796

>>4966117
>3 years from now on
>the year is 2023
retardchama

>> No.4967424

>>4966796
Holy fuck, my sides left the orbit

>> No.4967591

>>4966117
Lord Rothschild please go and stay go.

>> No.4967784

>>4966117
>5 months from now
>the year is 2021
>Kanata graduates

>> No.4968120

>>4966117
>lost many fans because of her voice changing
Does gaining/losing weight really change your voice that much?

>> No.4968260

>>4967784
>The year is 2022
>Nene graduates after being told she is not allowed to collab with Delta or Kuroa
>a new Vtuber comes onto the scene and has her first collab with Delta in minecraft
>the new chuuba gives Delta a pumpkin

>> No.4968348

>>4966399
became the empress of neo-russia

>> No.4968721

>>4966117
>Mori
>doing anyone above the height of 150 centimeters.
Yeah, this ain't happening.

>> No.4969469
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4969469

>2023
well lets see
I guess our child would be about 2 by then

>> No.4970110

>>4966117
> 3 years from now
> the year 2023
> Hololive is now a distant memory
> VR customized waifu experiences now

fixed it for you

>> No.4970320

>>4966117
>Pekora in Smash
Change it to BBTAG, and i believe you

>> No.4970327

>>4966117
Why am I a loser who saves streams of Reddit dragon in this dumb future?

>> No.4970478
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4970478

>>4970327
because you are one now..?

>> No.4970642

>>4966796
KEK

>> No.4970813

>>4966117
>the final yab
im new to all the vtuber verbiage, whats this one

>> No.4971109

>>4970813
the vtuber apocalyse

>> No.4971142

>>4966796
thanks anon, i really laughed at this.

>> No.4971144

>>4970813
the end of hololivegelion
all vtubers become orange crush

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>>4971144
its tang, canonically

>> No.4971236

>>4970813
A Yab so big Cover can not recover from it or is so dramatically effected they are unrecognizable. Basically if you see more Chuubas graduate from Cover in the next few months we would consider Coco's graduation the beginning of the Final Yab.

>> No.4971240

>>4971176
oh great, it wont even be fizzy
orange drink BAD.

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4972811

>>4971240
astronauts drink it so its cool....

>> No.4976501
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4976501

>>4968348
Ogey my guy. Dunno how she's going to deal with fully upgraded Cyber Putin and his army of android oligarchs but I'd root for her I guess.

>> No.4976559

>>4966117
Rushia will buy Cover with just her SC money, buy out any girl's contract if they want to leave, and make yagoo her bitch

>> No.4976593

>>4966399
She'll go indie and sign to Sony as a J-pop idol

>> No.4976705

>>4966117
>Ina
no i won't accept that
Realistically she'll meet a cute jap (boy or girl) and graduate before getting married. (sorry losers, I highly doubt she even considers Caucasians to be fully developed humans)

>> No.4976753

>>4971236
desu the final yab will be when they start streaming on bilibili again. i swear to god if they start that shit in July I'll have to abandon HL. The fucking audacity to throw Coco under the bus like that would make Cover dead to me.

>> No.4976901

>>4976501
>Dunno how she's going to deal with fully upgraded Cyber Putin and his army of android oligarchs but I'd root for her I guess.
It was part of a deal: neo-russia gets Botan in charge of that army but they get Suisei as empress.

>> No.4977272

>>4976705
realistically she'll leave the house for some reason have a complete fucking meltdown from agoraphobia, get kidnapped by somalis, and never be heard from again

>> No.4977717

>>4977272
she's flown to Japan multiple times

>> No.4977766

>>4970110
You fixed it for him but left the failure in basic addition the same? Nice.

>> No.4977769

>>4966117
>>3 years from now
>>the year 2023
anon.... your math reps...

>> No.4977833

>>4976901
I thought they already named Botan Empress though

>> No.4977869

>>4966117
>nene leaves holo and goes into real life idolshit again but now with more international fans skyrocketing her group past kpop and ushers in a new era of idolfaggotry
>lamy inherits the leadership of the tokyo yakuza and controls the majority of politicians in the japanese legislature (ayame and pekora lobbying btfo)
>botan retires and now lives off her pension playing fps games all day with her husband
>polka becomes fit and finds happiness in her life
>aloe kills herself after getting impregnated by her stepdad

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>>4966117
>3 years from now (kek)
>the year 2023
>Migoti stopped streaming daily because hololive, while still being a warm place in the circle of talents, has become quite a bit darker under the new corporate oppression
>being her usual NEET self she had to look for other things to keep her going
>of course it's horse racing
>years of umamusume prepared her for this
>she takes our superchats and goes all in on some horse called SAKURAKAZEDREAMERPRONGS or some other senile japanglish shite
>it's the one
>Migoti just won the equivalent of $10 billion in Nipyen
>with her new found money in hands she decides it's time to give back and throws half of the money at cover corp, buying her roughly 70% of it
>putting her foot on the table of the next board meeting, she smugly looks into the shocked faces of some old farts and random rich chinks
>A-chan pulls a dusty stack of paper from a safe hidden in the office while Migoti has some 35P roll in wagon after wagon after wagon of CASH
>uttering a final FAQ Migoti buys all the rights: songs, models, characters, channels
>the gang is back together after what felt like an eternity
>she proceeds to be her old NEET self and dies of old age in 2080

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