/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>4996148
>actually very smart and only pretending to be dumb
HEY! Just like me!!!

Gura manipulates naive men.

>>4996148
>She isn't actually 9000 years old.

It haunts me everyday

>>4996148
she's dumb. she exagerates, but it's very obvious when she's acting dumb and when she's just being herself(dumb)

>>4996148
Anon, all stream whores are smart. That's why they're fucking loaded and can retire before they're 40. You think they're really that stupid when they play games and do activities? Fuck no, they want people to superchat and give them advice tee hee. Do you really think they get triggered by their perceived peeves? Hell no, but it does get simps to fork over cash to "provoke" the cute response when they're "triggered".

>>4996148
She actually practices cunny craft.

>>4996282
Based!?

>>4996209
Nah, I long ago understood how dumb I am.

>>4996148
Gura isn't as dumb as she acts but she's still in the bottom half of EN when it comes to intelligence, along with Mori.

That Kiara is a pedophile for claiming she was Gura’s girlfriend, and Gura has stated on her Twitter that she’s only 17.

>>4996752
You should work on your baiting more.

Gura is a manipulator

>>4996752
>that she’s only 17.
You don't actually believe that. cmon anon.

She is 50% of the time dumb and 50% of the time faking being dumb.

>>4996790
No argument here. They all are, to a different degree.

>>4996148
>All ogey posters are Pekora.

>>4996752

>>4996752
If you are going to doxxbait at least do it right anon

>>4996752
I hate to be the one who breaks it to you but every vtuber is a college dropout and all of them are +20.

>>4996148
Gura is wise, but by no means is she intelligent.

>>4996865
Isn't Ina still a teen?

>>4996952

>>4996952
Ina may well be the oldest of the group. Certainly acts that way.

>>4997046
Definitely not the oldest. I would bet everything I own on Mori being the oldest. I've always thought Ina to be the youngest or possibly second to Gura.

Didn’t anyone ever tell you guys? Let’s just say that before Gura became the shark loli we all know and love, she commissioned an OC of a teenage Gura without shark features & posted it to a social page the same year her real Twitter was created - 2018. Gura was dumb enough to publicly add on that social page that she was living in Japan & we have Gura greeting everyone on-stream once with “Good morning” - when it was morning in Japan.

>>4997197
I will need to refer to doxshit to confirm, which I would rather not. Let us agree on Mori/Ina split.

>>4997249
You need to work on your rrat more as well, but you are showing some promise at least.

>>4996952
>>4997046
>>4997197
it's Gura < Amelia < Mori < Kiara < Ina

And besides, Gura sounds like a girl who just went through the voice changes of puberty, so I doubt she’s in her early 20s.

Gura loves being told she's cute.

>>4997365
Who doesn't?

>>4996148
I think she's at least clever enough to act dumb, obviously she knows this is what's bringing in the subs.

>>4997335
hey at least he was smart enough to not post it in global, he could actually bait someone here

>>4997350
You do know the voice she uses for Gura isn't her real voice, right? You can hear it when she gets annoyed and it slips. It isnt as obvious as it is with Ame but it for sure isnt her real voice.

>>4997348
Ina<Gura<Ame<Kiara<Mori

>>4997500
Her real voice will be a bit lower and huskier is all. They all do that to a different extent, save maybe for Ina and Mori.

Mmmm, husky Gura, I'd listen to that for days.

>>4997500
>Accented pronunciation of vodka sounds identical to stream voice
>Gura fakes a Russian accent to mislead people about who she actually is.

Pick one.

>>4996148
But that is true.

>>4996813
Socially very smart and manipulative but academically genuinely dumb. /rrat

Scared? What are you, gay? There's nothing sexier than a tactful and dangerously sharp woman. It's like dancing with knives. If you treat her right she'll never hurt you. If you don't give her the respect she deserves...well, you'll get what you have coming.

Which one was the one with a toe fetish because when she was very young her uncle or someone would crack her toes when they were alone?

>>4996148
this was confirmed by nyanners, her arch enemy would know

the truth is that gura is actually average intelligence but pretends to be dumb so sometimes the dumb is real and sometimes it’s fake.
gura is not in control, it just appears that way.

>>4997670
I always wonder what this "russian accent" everybody talks about even is. Accentuated r's everywhere? She did spasibo quite correct though and remembered it's bO and not bA.

>>4997707
On principle I'd agree with you but today youre literally asking to get half your possessions stolen

>>4997699
So, a woman. Such incredible discovery.

>>4996148
That's why I love her. She manages to trick most of her audience into thinking she's dumb, aloof and oblivious.

>>4997721
too one-sided to be her arch-enemy

>>4997670
>Just making voice warm ups

>>4997794
Ive known plenty of women who were academically smart and easily manipulated by charming guys

>>4997788
Then clearly I need to be worth more than half of my possessions.

>>4997849
son?

Can we agree that Gura has certain talent for languages at least? Not as in understanding them, but at least picking the right pronounce quickly.

Points at quite high verball IQ, actually.

>>4997670
the vodka thing is just unironically a singing warmup, not even an accent one, even though she (like almost every other holo) practises accent manipulation

>>4997798
the wile e coyote to her roadrunner, if you will

>>4997925
for an anglo? absolutely

>>4997934
IIRC, the stream it preceded did not even have any singing for a hour or two, if at all. Was she just checking how low can she realistically go that particular day?

>>4997984
Haha, quite fitting.

>>4998046
if she does a character voice she would be doing vocal warmups before every stream so it checks out

>>4997799
Regardless of how dumb you perceive Gura to be, Cover would not allow her to reveal her accent when it would tie her to who she is off-stream. Either Gura really is that fucking stupid & she doesn’t pay attention to her screen activity and mic, or she’s faking the accent because she’s not the person we think she is & she’s just dropping fake breadcrumbs.

>>4998016
And I suspect there is a poorly covered surprise waiting in the wings already. She is "suddenly" reading jap phonemas correctly.

>>4997925
She can actually cook food and grow plants and vegetables, and while it might not say much about IQ, she has her shit together better than 90% of anons by that alone.

speaking of bodka, she is not an alcoholic she’s just an alcohol enjoyer. and doxfags ruined it for her. It’s pretty sad I know the feeling of being an alcohol enjoyer and drinking maybe a mere 1/4 of a hard spirit bottle, and everyone starts saying “hahaha alchie alchie hahahaha alcoholic lololol”. She appears really annoyed by this “joke” whenever she brings up alcohol literally anywhere in a stream.

>>4998293
That I would chalk up to her mother and farm experience first and foremost. Essential female skills and all that.

>>4998365
I would say she brough that upon herself with her previous persona and being quite obviously under the influence in the beginning of EN careeer. But she straightened her act and muh wino retards are shouted down by chat more often than not.

>>4996148
>Doris' radio silence wasn't voluntary
Do you guys know where she went?

>>4998106
she's always done great when singing in Japanese, so much that people are actually surprised when she says she doesn't know

>>4998442
You’re right actually now that I remember the yabs. I like the relatable moment when I can see she’s frustrated and the Reddit kids don’t understand why saying “drunk gura haha” is annoying and slightly hurtful. So perhaps I’m projecting actually. but look out next time she defends herself from drunk jokes, there’s a hint of hurt in her voice

>>4996282
just like me !!

>>4998365
“I could take this game seriously if I wanted to, but I’m not going to, because I’m drinking.” ~~~Some drunk loli who became a shark.

>>4996148
Suisei is actually a psychopath and at one point she will break and kill someone.

>>4998599
Oh, I heard it as well. Hopefully she doesn't have to anymore.

>>4996148
>ITT: Things that scare you about certain Hololive idols, which could actually be true
That Gura really was a recovering alcoholic but she fell off the wagon

>>4997900
based

>>4999226
you don't have to be scared about that because it was just playing a character. She's so autistic about taking care of her voice she even avoids dairy, let alone getting wasted

Gura laughs at the men she manipulates

>>4998450
to a ccp re-education camp

>>4999390
I think she confirmed in one of the member streams that she used to take a sip of liquid courage initially, to help with the nerves, hence some local yabs. I would guess anon's worries come from those very episodes.

Do yall think Gura is an extreme lightweight or she can hold her liquor

>>4999645
Very much a lightweight, in all senses. Cuteness factor overload and flute rolled into one and made flesh.

>>4999645
If i had to bet i would say she's just mediocre. Few beers won't get her smashed but she will get a bit drunk.

>>4999571
lmao she never said that, where did you hear that?

>>4999645
Based on her stated body weight and size? Probably pretty light. She was fairly tipsy after what she described as "a sip" of champagne, but who knows how much she drank? Experienced drinkers of small size can hold their own assuming they're not being compared to a 210+ pound adult man over six feet tall with a familial history of alcoholism. That's not even fair.

>>4999904
These were in character, so they hardly count. She is very small IRL as well though, going by her description of everyday travails alone.

>>4996148
Gura has a mental disorder that makes think she is real. She has glass fetish because her PC, desk, and windows are all made of glass..

>>5000209
I have a mental disorder that makes me think gura is real

>>4996148
>Gura is actually very smart
>nihilist
lol

>>5000319
not even
>nihilist
but the meme nihilism that every highschool "philomspher" kid falls for

>>5000319
>tells people to stop giving a crap and just be happy
>mentions what we really need in this messed up world is people taking care of their families during Fishytank
>nihilist
Shut up.

haachamas menhera is something that scare me, obviously the whole schizo horror videos in the last year aren't counted or considered.

I cant remember the real examples because she been having so much breaks so all my memories of her faded, but nobody is talking about her seriously rn anyway. but psychologists would be able to tell from her just normal gaming streams she got a lot of negative thoughts. like when she mishears ame saying "you can build it too", haachama hears "you can build your tomb". while it does sound similar thats a good example since she obviously hooked onto that tomb idea despite realising immediately ame didnt say tomb.yet still bringing it up. like her brain cycled through words and stuck on tomb. it is like an ink blot test but for ears.

also she was bullied as a child for her high voice and just kept talking higher, not in a "I do what I want!" way but just in a mentally ill pain seeking way probably.

>>5000298
>that stream when Gura looked directly into my eyes and said my full name, address and credit card number

>>4997925
>4997925
>Can we agree that Gura has certain talent for languages at least?
She has a talent for singing. She just memorizes the way songs and a few phrases go. You can't say she has a talent for languages when she's an EOP.

>>5000571
>EOP
They dont speak English in Atlantis dummy

>>5000571
Not for long, I believe.

>>5000528
So? You just go something like "joke's on you, I knew that already" right into the screen.

>>5000641
Yeah she's already learned "same" and "desu", how hard can it be to learn the rest?

>>5000881
Coco will teach her the rest, she has plenty of time now.

>>5000433
that literally is the definition of a nihilist. not giving a fuck about this meaningless existence and only care about everything that is valuable to you

>>4999571
more to do with HER, actually

>>4996865
Ina is late 20s, probably the oldest.
The youngest is probably mori

the best way to argue with a nihilist is to kill them

>>4998293
Damn my nigga a savage over here

>>5001242
He is not wrong though. I actually stopped today and thought that my buckwheat boiling skills are nonexistent and I need to do reps.

I do make good sunny side up though.

>>5001117
Nihilism rejects value and morality. Gura is a utilitarian through and through.

>>4996627
>loaded
How are they loaded? They only get 35% of stuff pre tax. They would be loaded if they got 100% of the revenew and didn't have to pay taxed. They aren't loaded at all lmfao. Fucking dentists can make more money than most holo girls for fuck sakes

>>4998965
>implying she hasn't already
>he hasn't seen the leaked criminal record

>>5002886
i'd say she's an existentialist, which is "there's no inherent meaning, so make your own"

>>5007796
That is probably accurate, though one can be existentialist and utilitarianism at the same time. Utility is a measure of ethical value and utilitarianism is a method of composing that value into a cogent structure of thought. Formal ethics demands such a construction, though I doubt Gura would bother to learn it. It functions like calculus in many ways and when I took it half the class dropped out after the midterm.

>>5008707
>utilitarianism
*utilitarianist

>>5003247
Yeah, but you don’t really need any skills to be a Vtuber

>>4998450
She got remodeled to onahole and sold to rich goblins

I unironically wonder if Pikamee ever killed someone. Even if it were by accident

>>5014821
Why? What makes you think she ever killed someone?

>>5003247
35% of $500,000 to $1,500,000 annually from superchat alone is what I would consider "rich," anon.

>>5014821
Women that have killed people are hot.

>Gura
>Smart
The current shill stream completely shatter this perception.

>>5015083
>implying she gives one fuck about this game

>>4996148
>Gura regularly fucks with her boyfriend, hence her few steams.
Thinking that is painful

>>5015049
They get that big a cut? Seems crazy.

>gura is not senzawa
i feel like that will make me regret dumping thousands of dollars of superchats for her

>>5017673
you should regret being a paypig

>>5020722
if not for us "paypigs", you won't be able to jack off to your virtual waifus

>>4996148
She's fairly dumb, but she has a real knack for feeling comedic timing. She's a naturally born boke.

>>4996952
The earliest artwork I can find her roommate drew (with less than 3 minutes of effort) is from 2009 and it already looks pretty good. Not "professional" good but still quite ok.
Ina is likely the oldest of the bunch, being in her mid to late 20s and her skill reflects that.
She herself said she was basically seriously drawing for 10 years straight, which likely makes her the oldest one. Her (real) immaturity is likely the result of her hikikomori ways.

>>5014661
You don't need skills to do any job, the only reason people think this is because of boomers being faggots.

>>5021603
google,cover ,and the us government thank you.

>>4996148
shut up Pink Cat

>>4997348
>>4997594
Ina is the oldest while Kiara is older than Mori by a year and Gura is the youngest. There's your math word problem bro.

>>4996731
Yeah, this is the answer. Gura is much smarter than she pretends to be. Sadly, this only brings her from retarded up to incredibly stupid. Mori is autistic as fuck, so she may have intelligence in a couple fields, but I haven't been able to identify them. I think Ame is far more stupid than people believe too.

>>4999492
That's definitely true

>>5003247
I'd imagine the highest earning Holos are making close to seven figures. Gura and Mori get a ridiculous amount of video views and Gura has an absurd amount of memberships.

>>5014661
In their defense I'd find it tiring to stay in character for so long. Then again I do work a day job where I'm not a weeb so maybe it's not that hard.

>>4996952
we did the math based of some of her childhood diary entries and she's late 20s. She posted them herself but I can't remember where or exactly how old.

>>5000476
Yeah, being separated from your family for almost half your childhood and surrounded by people who hate you can really fuck you in the whole developmental part of things.
She even straight up said alot of her weird eating or more importantly cooking habits come from spending alot of time in house were they actively denied her access to their food so she'd buy stuff that was available and just "try" to cook some "edible" dinner out of it in a way that only a child could, and that thing just stuck with her and making her have no hesitation of eating weird or disgusting things

>>5026852
If Mori has thrice as many yabs as Ame who has half the yabs of Kiara who doubles Ina's number of yabs, how long until all of them graduate?

>>4996952
Ina has graduated college. Theres a video of her graduation on youtube, posted by the actual school and a bunch of autists have commented on it

>>4996148
Korone has been my oshi for almost a year now, but i heard rrats that sometimes scare me about her. Supposedly she went to a really rough high school, and was a bully. This would explain a lot of her sadistic tendencies, but i hope that they’re just a joke. Also, the one about okayu being her long lost daughter, but i don’t believe that.

>>4996209
Same! Also I read an article about intelligent people are more likely to be depressed, it all lines up!

>>5000476

could you people please just watch your cartoon girls play video games without analyzing them. you sound like a celebrity gossip blog.

>>5028993
Would fall in line with some other rrats about her, and also some old tiktoks of hers.

>>5030148
If you don't like gossip what are you doing on this board.

>>4996752
in mexico there is a proverb "si hay pelito no hay delito"
roughly translate to "if there is bush there is no crime"

>>4996952
Anon come on, do basic reps dude. The college grad video is all over the place.

>>5030148
I refuse to be sold a product no matter how much I like it so I find importance in analyzing it. Also it's a good way to break the illusion and prevent me from simping.

>>5030238
If her age is on the clock she's old enough for the cock

>>4997417
My penis :(

>>5030148
this is the gossip board anon.
if I wanted decent normal vtuber content like fanarts and stream announcements I would literally just go to reddit

>>5031909

wow anon, that's a cool philosophy!

>>4999904
What is Gura's real weight and size?

I know they bill her as like 4'10 but the seems way too small. Also on her debut stream she seems to have problems remembering what it's supposed to be when they have just cm on the screen.

>>5040440
She sounds like a short fat girl so probably built like meg from family guy.

>>5030148
if it was any other vtuber I'd say they were reading too much into it but this is haachama who is unironically a suicide risk 90% of her waking life

>>5040440
When she first streamed she let out a bunch of clues of her lifestyle.
She sounds like a cute small girl that doesn’t like going out on account of being cute and small.

>>4996148
There's doubt about this? Why do you think she had to be reborn in the first place?

>>5000319
dude god lmao

>>4999226
Never bought the alcoholic rrat,sounds way to young to have consistently drank that much.

The Florida night club rrat is promising though

>>5030148
Stick to the generals,these threads are just reddit/discord bait