/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50613074
I will invest half into shitcoin and send akasupa to my oshi to promote my shitcoin and make even more money

I still wouldn't donate.

>>50613074
Same as always, I throw things at her.

>>50613074
If I'm a billionaire.. fuck it I'll wave my dick around in chat with my money

I would not even be watching vtubers if that was the case.

I'll build a US-based studio for 3D and shit so my EN oshi and her friends can come and do lives whenever

>>50613499
You'll eventually go back to watching vtubers once you spend the first few months blowing it on hookers and shit.

>>50613074
I invest enough in the company she works for to make sure she doesn't get fucked over by corporate whims and probably give her some 5 figure sum monthly instead of a lump sum so she keeps streaming, but those big sums will be donos

>>50613074
upgrade from 5 dollars membership to 10 dollars superchat.

>>50613074
Giant 1 mile tall polka statue
why doesnt the obscenely rich do shit like this btw?.

Use my akasupas to have a series of clips created for me.

>>50613074
Giving her a couple million. She an indie so hopefully she doesn’t need to worry about money ever again

>>50613074
I do absolutely nothing different, i already feel pathetic enough giving her $5 a month for the membership.

>>50613074
I upgrade her from a shed dweller to a warehouse dweller

>Buy Hololive
>Make myself the new Yagoo
>Sexually harass all my employees
>Get best lawyers in the world, so girls can't do shit
>Record the shit I make them do, if they tell anyone I release it and ruin their reputation
>?
>profit

the yacht...

>>50613199
Nice post biz poster

Kiara... art school...

>>50616281
Now aint this a doujin plot.

What next, publically execute the whole of Stars?

If I had that much money I'd stop watching vtubers and streamers in general, I'd do cool shit every day and fuck stupid bimbo sluts

>>50613074
Become a large shareholder in Cover
Enjoy VIP sexual service from their women
Blackmail them to become my sex slaves

>>50613074
Membership and merch, so same as now I guess.

Hire lawyers & private detectives to find them, compile a comprehensive dossier of their personal information, then set up an elaborate scheme to insert myself into their lives & gaslight them into falling in love with me. Simple as.

>>50625513
Thats an awful lot of work that throwing alot of cash at a number of them would make it happen regardless. Sure, it wouldn't work on most of them - but you know theres at least a few JP, ID (any/all of them really), and EN that it'd work on.

>>50625513 (me)
Assuming you are talking Hololive, I honestly thought thats what it was about. Ignore me if not.

if you are billionaire you ll find better women anons, there are milions of models out there you can have sex witth.

>>50613074
I buy a cruise ship, have lewd art of her painted all over both sides of it, then circle around Japan in it, repeatedly. Then maybe do the same thing with that giant end of days amazon airship.

I'd pay Miko to play LJN games so she'll scream more.

>>50613074
why the fuck would i do that
if that bitch got that typa money she'd "treat" us with a sudden graduation announcement
shit. quit playing, fool

>>50626167
The point is to get them something that doesn't actually monetarily benefit them in any way so they need to keep streaming. Like carving their face into the strait of gibraltar or what have you.

okite! okite! okiteee!...

>>50613074
Huh? I'm not spending my money on vapid whores that won't even touch me, what the fuck?

>>50616281
they will kill you and take over the corp

>>50613074
Well if I won it a year ago I'd have bought Tsunderia just to force Ami to put out Enka albums.

I will treat myself and hire super model escorts.

>>50613074
Sparsely, she's a 2 view and she will get complacent if a oiler shows up to pay her monthly paycheck
I would instead pay for her assets and equipment so she can improve the quality of her content
Some of it will probably be done anonymously because I don't want her to treat me differently for being rich
Wish me luck, bought 5 tickets

>>50616078
She will graduate on the spot and squander all the money on dumb shit, a couple millions doesn't last a lifetime if you're not good with money

you won't win the lottery

>>50615517
Fun fact: they used to.
Germany has a literal water fountain mountain attraction from the 1800s or so that was made because someone was rich and wanted to show it.
The same for all kinds of public parks, theatres and monuments. Take a look at your city map - they all bear their creators names and went into history.
Nowadays the ultra-rich make private rape islands and invite politicians over. It's kinda cyberpunk, but honestly I think a downgrade. However they also go down in history so there...

>>50613074
I haven't spent a single dime or even a sc on these whores yet. if I win the lottery I'd still wouldn't send them shit. Id spent the money on something that matters instead like a non profit charity association.

>>50613581
Dude if you have a billion dollars, you wouldn’t need to resort to hookers, just go to the bar and throw some money around and you’ll leave with three different girls

>>50629008
If you were a billionaire you don't even need to go to bars you could be an obese smelly dirty fuck and as long youre flaunting your wealth on Instagram you'll have a bunch of golddigging 10's willing to suck your nasty smelly dick. Women have no self respect when it comes to money

>>50613074
>How do you treat/gift your favorite chubba?
I don't, I fly to Japan

>>50613074
>Let's say you won the lottery and are now a billionaire.
make my own vtuber company

>>50613074
Moguyacht

>>50628709
They're even destroying rich people memes now, poor Georgia guidestones